Oscar losers still get $167,000 in swag

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Losers at Sunday's Oscars still walked away as winners.

A gift bag including more than $160,000 worth of goodies was waiting for everyone nominated as best or supporting actor or actress; best director nominees didn't walk away empty-handed, either.

"This year's swag bag is the most expensive ever, costing nearly more than double last year's then-record-breaking $85,000 Oscar bag," BusinessInsider.com reports.

Some of the goodies in this year’s bag:

• $14,500 - luxury train ride through the Canadian Rockies
• $1,200 - hair follicle stimulator
• $12,500 - galloping adventure that includes private chef
• $20,000 - year's worth of Silverware rentals - all Audi cars
• $11,500 - Luxury hotel package in Italy
• $1,548 - Mediterranean sea salts
• $20,000  - psychic reading

And there are even some trendy sex toys in that bag. (Details: USAToday.com)