Shaq's Shakespeare video is the best 30 seconds you'll spend today

In honor of William Shakespeare's 453rd birthday, NBA great turned analyst, pitchman and occasional actor Shaquille O'Neal gives you a quick rundown of some of the Bard's greatest hits.

Hint: Shaq totally gives away the ending to each one but come on, it's not like you haven't had time to find out for yourself by now.

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