A priest, a drug dealer and some drunk fraternity boys walk into a movie ..
OK this seriously has to be the funniest casting call ever. If the script of "Hot Summer Nights" is written as well as this casting call, it'll be great. Elijah Bynum directs and Maika Monroe, Timothee Chalamet and Alex Roe star.
The movie, per Deadline:" is a coming-of-age drama feature film set in the early 1990s in Cape Cod...about a teenager whose life spirals out of control when he becomes friends with the town rebel, falls in love and gets involved in a drug ring all in a matter of a few months."
Credit: Jennifer Brett
Credit: Jennifer Brett
OK here are the featured roles the casting folks are seeking to fill:
Summerbird Girl, Caucasian Female 18-22
Looks like a 'Ralph Lauren' Model - Thin, classic looking. Wealthy-looking
Works August 17th and September 2nd
Mobster, Caucasian Male - Smoker! (Ages 40-50's)
Are you the strong, silent type? Tough, smart, a bully?
Maybe the role of SMOKING SIDEKICK may suit you!
PRIEST: Do you look and act holier than thy neighbor? Have a peaceful loving demeanor? If you are between 50-70 years old, submit to be our PRIEST . Hispanic or Caucasian male, please!
Mr. Middleton- the middle-aged all-American perfect dad, ages 30's to 40's, Caucasian. You can't find a man's man better looking, smarter, faster, nicer, more well rounded and hands down the best with a steak on a grill than him...or YOU!
We also need clean cut, athletic, tough-looking men/women to portray POLICE OFFICERS, ages late 20s - 50s. Please note any training or real-life experience.
WAITRESS, Caucasian Ages 50's-60's Can you still carry 3 plates on one arm and 2 coffee cups in the other hand? If you have those skills and have many years of serving experience, you could be our Caucasian DINER WAITRESS
Ready to get some Alpha Sigma Sigma on with your fraternity brothers? We are looking for three preppy-looking college students. If this is you, apply to be one of our three drunk COLLEGE BOYS!
HOT TEACHER: Casting a Caucasian Female, Mid 30's to Mid 40's. The attractive and administrative type. MUST be comfortable with IMPLIED NUDITY.
We need some SHADY-Looking GUYS (All ethnicities ages 20-30). Guys you don't want to come across in a dark alley or even a well lit alley.
Strong types. Drug-dealer types.
We need some TRASHY GIRLS (ages 20-30) to go along with those shady guys. Do you like bad boys? Maybe smoke like a chimney? Parents aren't proud of the clothing choices you make when you go out? Nobody wants to bring you home to introduce you to their mother? Then this could be you!
TOPLESS FEMALE . Caucasian female (ages 18-30). MUST be comfortable with NUDITY - has no qualms about walking around naked!
Featured fun SKANKY WOMAN ! Not beautiful, but not repulsive either. Middle of the road, likes to drink and maybe show off some skin while having a good time.
Lady of the night! Companion! Escort! We are looking for a Caucasian female to portray a HOOKER . (age 20-30) No experience necessary!
HOW TO SUBMIT FOR THE BG ROLES ABOVE:
To submit, please email at least 3 photos in character (if applicable), plus your age, height, weight, and phone number to HotSummerNightsATL@gmail.com
