Welcome to the worldwide headquarters for Debate Night 2016, the best, the hugest, the most entertaining and most informative commentary provided by the nation's very best political analysts, meaning of course me, myself and I. Many people are saying it.

Yeah, OK, I guess you're right: Only The Donald and Bill O'Reilly have the egos to pull off that kind of shtick, and I have no ambition to emulate either. But stick around anyway, it promises to be interesting....

Donald said point blank that he never said this: