Let's change this up a little bit.

"Ladies and gentlemen, from that bustlin', rustlin', beer-guzzlin' and boot-shufflin' metropolis of Dripping Springs, Texas, population 3,000, bringing a sonic blast right out of the '70s but packaged in a debut album freshly released this very day, I give y'all .....

"MIDLAND!"

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Prosecutor Skandalakis has previously suggested that pursuing criminal charges against President Donald Trump may not be feasible until after he leaves office in 2029. (Craig Hudson/Politico/Bloomberg via Getty Images)

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