Photos: Our 2014 celebrity resolutions

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Photos: Our 2014 celebrity resolutions

Photos: Our 2014 celebrity resolutions

PRINCE GEORGE: Do something cute enough that we'll actually get to see Queen Elizabeth crack a smile.

JASON DUFNER: Keep Dufnering alive in 2014! We still giggle at the pictures.

TAYLOR SWIFT: Do more random collaborations likes this one -- we all need more Prince William singing with Jon Bon Jovi in our lives.

KIM AND KANYE: Where to begin? First and foremost, stay off of motorcycles -- unfortunately, we can't unwatch "Bound 2," but hopefully we can avoid future visual tragedies. We know you're planning a wedding for 2014, and we know you're probably going to make it an over-the-top extravaganza, but perhaps this is the year you resolve to show a little self-restraint and maybe not spend $100 billion to have man servants fan you with palm fronds whilst feeding you grapes while you say your vows.

JENNIFER LAWRENCE: You're beautiful, talented, critically and commercially viable and everybody wants to be your best friend. We'd like 2014 to be the year where you makes one misstep -- even just a tiny one -- just so we know you're not a robot sent back in time to make all of us feel horrible about ourselves.

LADY GAGA: We hope 2014 is the year you start wearing flats. Your Little Monsters are worried about your orthopedic health!

JOSE CANSECO: Please keep your goats off Twitter. They're cute and all, but -- no.

LINDSAY LOHAN: We're rooting for you, Lindsay. We really do think you have talent, so we're hoping in 2014 you stay sober, stay out from behind the wheel, stay away from Charlie Sheen and get a role in a fun, "Mean Girls"-esque movie that allows you to flex your comedic chops and give us the Great American Comeback Story we're all hoping for.

JUSTIN BIEBER: We have many hopes for you in 2014, but our most immediate is that you stop buying animals. Your most recent purchase is a puppy named Karma, who, we have to admit, we're a little nervous for considering your history with pets: Pac the hamster is dead, your boa constrictor was auctioned off and Mally the monkey was left in Germany. We're pulling for you, Karma.

TIGER WOODS: We hope 2014 is the year you stick to the rules. The number of your violations outweighed the number of major wins you had in 2013 -- maybe it's time to pick up the rule book.

MILEY CYRUS: In a year when you kept the controversial surprises coming, we hope you resolve in 2014 to keep the focus on your music and your tongue in her mouth. Amen.

BEYONCE: We think your December 2013 move to release a surprise full album was pure genius, and we hope you resolve to do it at least a few more times in 2014. Or -- dare we hope -- a surprise album release with Jay? We'll keep our fingers crossed.

DENNIS RODMAN: Please make 2014 the year you don't travel to North Korea and try to be best friends with Kim Jong Un. You know he had his own uncle killed right? There must be a tattoo convention or NBA alumni group you can keep yourself occupied with, right?

CATHERINE, DUCHESS OF CAMBRIDGE: We hope 2014 is the year you get wacky with your fascinators.

PHAEDRA PARKS and KANDI BURRUSS: We think we speak for all "Real Housewives of Atlanta" fans when we say we hope 2014 is the year Kandi (right) grows a backbone and actually stands up to Mama Joyce. We also hope Phaedra comes out with a sequel to her "Donkey Booty" workout video. We think "Donkey Booty 2: Even More Donkey" has a nice ring to it.

DMX: Just hand over your license, dude. In fact, we kind of can't believe you actually still have a license. You've had so many reckless driving and DUI arrests we've lost count. Make 2014 the year you don't get arrested for something driving-related. Or, at all.

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PRINCE GEORGE: Do something cute enough that we'll actually get to see Queen Elizabeth crack a smile.

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