Celebrate 75 years of Chuck Norris with these Norris 'facts'

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Celebrate 75 years of Chuck Norris with these Norris 'facts'

Celebrate 75 years of Chuck Norris with these 'facts'

"Walker, Texas Ranger" star Chuck Norris, who turned 75 on March 10, 2015, has long been known to have superhuman strength. Celebrate his birthday by checking out these "facts" from Chuck Norris Facts, starting with this: Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles -- they surrender their flames willingly. Photo credit: Frank Masi

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once got bitten by a rattlesnake. After three days of pain and agony...the rattlesnake died. (Photo by Vince Bucci/Getty Images)

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. (Photo by Jeff Golden/Getty Images)

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Chuck Norris starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images).

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet. (Photo by Justin Sullivan/Getty Images)

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can answer rhetorical questions...with his fist.

The only thing we have to fear is Chuck himself.

Chuck Norris fought the law and the law lost. (Chris Carson for AMERICAN-STATESMAN)

Chuck Norris' beard clippings are used by NASA to insulate rocket engines.

Chuck Norris' idea of mercy is for you to see his foot the moment before his roundhouse kick connects with your face.

If you put Chuck Norris' hand in warm water while he's sleeping, YOU will wet your pants. (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu)

Chuck Norris doesn't need a fallout shelter, HE IS the shelter. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)

Video didn't kill the radio star. Chuck Norris did. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

Chuck Norris watches "60 Minutes" in half an hour.

The only reason light moves so fast is that it heard Chuck Norris was coming.

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidneys.

Chuck Norris jokes don't have a punchline. They have a roundhouse kick.

The SR-71 Blackbird is the fastest manned airplane in the world. it wasn't meant to be, but Chuck Norris threw it into the air. (AP Photo/Tony Gutierrez)

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. (AP Photo/Brennan Linsley)

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. (AP Photo/CBS, File)

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"Walker, Texas Ranger" star Chuck Norris, who turned 75 on March 10, 2015, has long been known to have superhuman strength. Celebrate his birthday by checking out these "facts" from Chuck Norris Facts, starting with this: Chuck Norris doesn't blow out birthday candles -- they surrender their flames willingly. Photo credit: Frank Masi

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