Presidential hopeful Ted Cruz can add $1 million to his campaign coffers if he'll agree to make a porn video with Vivid Entertainment, a Los Angeles outfit which gleefully bills itself as the "Home of the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape."

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(Note: I usually hotlink to sites I cite. Trust me: I'm doing y'all a favor by not doing so this time. I've seen some things I cannot unsee! Yikes!)

The letter from Vivid founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch, is cheekily written:

"Vivid Entertainment is the leader in celeb sex tapes and at least for now you're a celeb...we can shoot the movie in your home country of Canada! We're sure you'll make them proud."

I'm guessing this in all likelihood will never actually make it to Cruz' desk, but Vivid helpfully supplied it to TMZ. Here's the entire thing:

This letter in all likelihood will probably never actually make it to Ted Cruz' desk so Vivid Entertainment helpfully supplied it to TMZ!

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