Cow takes ‘eat more chik’n’ to heart; plows through traffic for Chick-fil-A

Atlanta’s hometown fast food giant Chick-fil-A has won over human critics for years now. Over the weekend, it became clear their poultry prowess had transcended with one Indiana cow taking ‘eat more chik’n’ as a direct order.

On Saturday, Athena Hopkins captured video of a massive, white cow on the run, plowing through traffic in Noblesville, Indiana, and headed toward a nearby Chik-fil-A, according to Cincinnati news station WKRC 12.

As of Monday morning, Hopkins’ video had been viewed more than 660,000 and shared more than 7,000 times.

Noblesville Police Department officers attempted to halt the chicken-loving cattle as it disrupted traffic, but the NPD were all behind, like that cow’s tail.

As is the case when animals go wild, Twitter and the rest of social media couldn’t get enough of the cow tale of moo-ving  through traffic for waffle fries. (Yes, yet another pun.)