By RODNEY HO/ rho@ajc.com, originally filed Tuesday, March 17, 2015

As a blogger, I can be shameless in my efforts to get people to read my stories. This one fits the category of "pretty darn shameless."

Why? Because it's about a woman with ginormous breasts, giving me an excuse to include "breasts" in the headline.

Anyway, TLC's "Strange Love" last Wednesday aired an episode featuring an Atlanta woman who goes by the name Kristy Love and is seeking a man. Her "quirk" is exceptionally large breasts, defined by size as NN. You can watch it again this Wednesday at 7 p.m.

She is a self-defined "massage therapist" whose breasts weigh close to 32 pounds alone. "My boobies do not need to be alone," she said on the episode. "It's time for them to find a man. It's time for me to find love because I'm not getting any younger."

She said she used to be ashamed of her breasts, which began developing at age eight. She'd even wear two bras to minimize them. She now embraces what she has and uses her breasts as storage for her driver's license, smartphone and car keys. (Who needs a purse?).

The episode also features a man known as Santa Claus.

TLC no longer calls itself The Learning Channel for a reason. It's also home to specials and programs such as "The Man with the 132-pound Scrotum," "Obese and Pregnant," "My 600-lb Life," "The 8-Limbed Boy" and "My Strange Addiction."