See, here’s the thing: It’s not about us, the heathen scribes. It never was. It’s about getting into the little crawlspaces inside Florida Gators coach Jim McElwain’s head, laying the charges, dropping the TNT and finding a good seat for the mother of all light shows.
And, well … so far, so good.
#Gators McElwain on QB vagueness “There are no mind games, I know what you gotta write …there are no mind games, that is a true statement”
— Matt Brannon (@MattB_727) August 23, 2017
Jim Harbaugh 1, McElwain 0.
— SEC Country Florida (@SECCountryUF) August 23, 2017
Harbaugh 2, McElwain 0.
— TheBigHouse (@Capacity107601) August 24, 2017
Harbaugh 3, McElwain 0.
No, no, no, champ. This is straight out of Mind Games 101.
Michigan’s playing chess.
The Gators are playing Yahtzee.
This is Muhammad Ali, Conor McGregor stuff, the game before the game. Every time Harbaugh puts a padlock on a state secret, he’s really yanking a chain.
Final tryouts for roster spots on 2017 Michigan Football Team can start no earlier than 8/28. Roster to be determined & publicized on 8/30.
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) August 20, 2017
Only the chain isn’t in Detroit. Or New Jersey.
The rest of it — the roster hoarding, the parsing of the Freedom of Information Act, the fist-shaking across the blogosphere — is collateral damage.
— 97.1 The Fan (@971thefan) August 25, 2017
McElwain has hours of Wolverines tape at his fingertips already, kids. If he wants a depth chart, he can go to the corner grocery store and chuck a magazine into the shopping cart.
Right next to the dead fish.
No, no, no, chief. This is about distraction. Sleight of hand.
It’s about cranking up the B.S. It’s about getting reporters and fans in the Sunshine State talking and asking questions and raging about Michigan’s antics as opposed to the pertinent stuff. It’s about cranking the speed on the record player up to 78 rpm, and seeing if you’re still willing to dance.
Short answer: Yup.
— SEC Country Florida (@SECCountryUF) August 24, 2017
— alligatorSports (@alligatorSports) August 25, 2017
she’s playing Yahtzee with us pic.twitter.com/SCdhIqvVwr
— Elizabeth Cohoon (@ecohoon_) August 2, 2017
— Lorraine McMillanG (@bluejaylover49) August 4, 2017
Meanwhile, as Nero fiddles, Rome burns.
— The Fulmer Cup (@TheFulmerCup) August 24, 2017
Maybe McElwain should be more concerned with his own roster and less with Harbaugh’s https://t.co/ySoyFG6IBt
— Jon_Seely (@Jonphils) August 24, 2017
Fair point, that.
Locus communis says a healthy Wilton Speight probably gets the keys at quarterback when the Wolverines offense trots out for the first time on Sept. 2. It also says that if you bring a butter knife to one of Harbaugh’s mental gun fights, what happens next is on your head, and your head alone.
McElwain: “We haven’t gotten into Michigan prep at all. When you guys get their roster let me know who we’re playing.” #Gators
— Nick de la Torre (@NickdelaTorreGC) August 23, 2017
He’s in McElwain’s skull now, lighting fuses, and the Gators have already spotted Harbaugh a field goal. Good Lord willing, the fireworks in Arlington, Texas on Sept. 2 will be half as fun.
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