According various websites and news sources used by us here at the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, also known as Nathan Deal’s favorite “fish-wrapper” (old school rip; ask your parents.), Sept. 19 (Thursday) was International Talk Like A Pirate Day.

ITLAPD was created in 1995 by two guys in Oregon who must've just been bored one day and maybe had a secret desire to be an anti-hero or have a superpower or maybe just dress up as a Governor, and the parody holiday grew after a column by humorist Dave Barry, who's just another writer who sits around and makes stuff up and metaphorically has his work wrapped around a smelt.

Deal might have been commemorating Talk Like A Pirate Day Thursday, because if you read his comments regarding an AJC report that state ethics commissioner Holly LaBerge (sorta recruited by Deal) ordered the removal of an investigative file on The Gov. regarding ethics violations, thisis what they translated to: “Argh!”

Pirate Talk! (Personally, I think his speech would've had more impact if he wore an eye patch, carried a parrot and maybe had a PR guy named Smee. But any time somebody can work "fish wrapper" into his indignation speech, it's a good day for a pirate.)

I figure Deal's best hope is that the NCAA takes over the investigation and then it has no shot of going anywhere.

(Aspiring fish-wrap writers: See: This is how you set up a transition.)

Which leads me to Georgia Tech. Paul Johnson would make an excellent pirate. Grumbles "Argh!" with the best of them. His offense did a pretty good job plundering and pillaging Elon and Duke. North Carolina is a bigger boat but one with leaks.

Shiver this timber: Jackets win and cover 6 1/2.

Another Guy Who Doesn’t like Ethics Questions

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Snacks Aisle

 North Texas at Georgia: North Texas’s nickname, the “Mean Green,” comes from ex-football star “Mean” Joe Greene, who later played with the Pittsburgh Steelers. It’s a nice tribute but I’m thinking North Texas should’ve just gone with “Steelers” instead of something that sounds like a competitor to Mr. Clean. North Texas has beaten Idaho and Ball State, which means, well, absolutely nothing this week. Dogs cover 32½.

 Winning Team at Georgia State: I don’t know how successful Trent Miles (0-3) is going to be. But I kinda like him. At this week’s news conference he held up an old picture of himself with hair and said, “If you want to ask questions about the past, this is the only thing we’ll discuss today.” http://www.ajc.com/videos/sports/img_1033/vCChzh/ Laughing through the pain. Works for me. Keep ‘em coming. Meanwhile: Jacksonville State covers 10.

The next Trent Miles news conference

Tennessee at Florida: The actual lead in a Bleacher Report story this week: “If the Florida Gators lose to the Tennessee Volunteers this week, Will Muschamp will be in trouble.” With who? Bleacher Report? Suddenly going 11-2 and in season two and cleaning up a program of convicts is considered bupkis? Somebody stuff this guy into a locker. Gators cover 17.

Auburn at LSU: Auburn already has one more SEC win than a year ago. After the next three conference games against LSU, Ole Miss and Texas A&M, they’ll still have one more SEC win than a year ago. Purple Tigers cover 17½.

SMU at Texas A&M: Autographs for money? Think anybody would’ve noticed that at SMU back in the day when they were handing out Camaros like lollipops? Aggies cover 28½.

Missouri at Indiana: An SEC chart this week showed Missouri’s Gary Pinkel ranks second to only Steve Spurrier in career wins. He’s ahead of Nick Saban, Mark Richt and Les Miles. That’s going to look really good on his Sun Belt bio page one day. Tigers cover 3.

Rodney doesn't like Pinkel’s hat, either

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 NFL Snack Pack

Falcons at Dolphins: I asked coach Mike Smith if Sean Weatherspoon’s foot injury was a fracture or ligament tear. “It’s in the foot,” he said. But what’s the injury, bone or ligament? “It’s somewhere in the foot.” What’s not a secret: Weatherspoon is out at least eight weeks and Steven Jackson for two to four. The Falcons' injury report includes a foot injury, two problem thighs, a high ankle sprain, a torn Achilles, a separated shoulder and 37 tight sphincters. Good week for ice bags. Bad week for Dolphins. Miami covers 2.

At least Matt Ryan hasn't done this

Browns at Vikings: Cleveland traded recent No. 1 pick Trent Richardson to the Colts. Why? Because the front office is rebuilding. Again. Two games into the season. Hey, Baltimore: Want another team? Minnesota covers 5½.

Colts at 49ers: If the Browns had just waited a week, Richardson could’ve made his Indy debut against Jacksonville instead of San Francisco and Fantasy League owners would be rejoicing. Alas: Niners win but take Indy and 10½.

Swashbucklers at Patriots: Last week the story was Josh Freeman not showing up for a team photo and being voted down as team captain. This week it’s Darrelle Revis not being a fan of coach Greg Schiano. Come here, big guys. Let Bill Belichick give you a hug. Despite pirate themes: New England covers 7½.

Giants at Panthers: New York has allowed 77 points in two losses. Wait, was that “Carrie’s” hand that just punched through the dirt? Giants cover 1.

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Accountability scorecard

Last week (malodorous): 10-2 straight up, 4-7-1 against the line.

So far, so so feh: 26-7 straight up, 16-16-1 against the line.

Lilly’s Pick of the Week: @LillyTheGreek is on Twitter! Lilly is 2-1 in straight up cheese picks. This week’s choice: Cheesed pictures of Tech’s Paul Johnson and North Carolina’s Larry Fedora were hung with great care. Winner: Johnson/Tech.

Sack Schultz update: Two weekly winners were Jamey Bailey of Alpharetta and Mark Dutton of Topeka, Kansas, who each went 15-0. Several bunched up in overall lead. Want to join the fun and maybe win a trip to Hawaii? Go to AJC.com/go/sackschultz2013 .

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Previous episodes of Weekend Predictions
-- Week 1: NCAA needs glasses, Dogs need help
-- Week 2: Take Georgia over South Carolina, Monstero Zero
-- Week 3: Beware of Bammy, Tech and Spurrier's bullying
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A dozen or so ramblings
-- MyAJC ($) Injured Falcons suddenly just trying to surive
-- Blog: (Column preview) Now Weatherspoon out -- is it too much?
-- Blog: Loss of Biermann, Ewing are issues Falcons didn't need
-- MyAJC ($): Falcons win but they're keeping us guessing
-- Blog: Short takes from Falcons win: Injuries, O-line and Julio
-- MyAJC ($): Poor line play could force Falcons to change their meal ticket: offense
-- Blog: Weekend Predictions: Beware of Bammy, Tech, Spurrier bullying
-- MyAJC ($): Falcons lose opener, largely because they can't block
-- Blog: Three takes from Falcons' loss to Saints
-- Blog: Falcons have bigger problems than narrow losses
-- MyAJC ($): Leadership has been Matt Ryan's strength, not his undoing
-- MyAJC ($): Page 2 Special: It's easy to criticize safety rules from cheap seats
-- MyAJC ($): Georgia fans, others shouldn't obsess over opening losses