THE VENT

Headlines say unhappy couples delaying divorce due to bad economy. Hmm …. are any couples actually happy, divorcing or not?

“The cost of living has decreased”? On which planet?

Stop the on-the-street interviews; they’re exposing the ignorance of our population.

The best thing about Sarah Palin is that she is not from the South.

Nothing is more laughable than listening to the keepers of Social Security demand accountability and a plan by the Big Three automakers.

The coupon says “one coupon per person, per transaction.” The pharmacist says that means one coupon per family, regardless of the number of transactions. I don’t think I want her filling my prescriptions!

I watch daily as people gripe about the economy, food and gas prices, yet they have no comprehension of what the causes are except that Big whoever is to blame.

Don’t be so quick to criticize “government.” We have a government of the people, by the people, for the people, so you are the government.

The joy of seeing $1.99/gallon for premium unleaded when you’re driving a gas-guzzling SUV; nothing compares!

Sometimes I wish that Christmas came only once every five years. I guess that makes me a Grinch.

Obama is the antidote to an overdose of Bush.

I’m not sure where I’ll spend eternity. But if Ted Turner, Bill Clinton or Jane Fonda shows up, I’ll kill myself.

Why must my tax money go toward helping the banks and mortgage companies that won’t help me?

I believe there is a direct correlation between the way people push their shopping carts in the grocery store and the way they drive their cars on the street.

If I pass you in the right lane, you are in the wrong lane.

Someone please tell Mother Nature this is the South. Enough with the cold weather.

I have an idea for GM, Ford and Chrysler: The next layoff you have, start with all of your employees driving foreign cars. Doesn’t say much for their loyalty to their employer.

I stopped by the mall today to see Santa. I told him that I wanted a bailout like everyone else is getting.

Now that Madonna’s divorced, will she lose her English accent?

Obama wants to create a national security force, but isn’t that what the National Guard is?

Our expectations were so lowered by the incumbent administration that if Obama can pronounce “nuclear” and refrain from invading another country, we’ll be satisfied.

How is it possible that I am the only one who hears the dog barking to go out?

The Dems trash my president for eight years, Obama lies about him in the campaign, and they expect me to unite behind him. No way!

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