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DEL.ICIO.USHelp the Dems find a bumper sticker
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Sometimes the best ideas come from people outside Washington, says Democratic political strategist James Carville. So help. Please.
“We need a turn of phrase that really jumps out and tells you right off the bat what this election is all about,” said Carville, who’s credited with providing Bill Clinton “It’s the Economy, Stupid.” The Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee wants a bumper sticker phrase that describes the stakes in the ‘08 election. The bumper-sticker phrase would also appear on its literature.
The DSCC has four suggestions with a voting deadline of midnight tonight. Those include: “W is Out: Send the Right Wing With Him,” “No Republicans Left Behind in D.C.,” “What Have Republicans Done for You Lately?” and “2006 Was Just the Beginning: More Dems in ‘08.”
Having read Washington’s work effort, all of us should fully understand the call for the nation’s help. So let’s do it.
A colleague starts it off. His suggestion: “Death to America.” Another option: “George Was Right (McGovern Not Bush).”
I am more charitable. My suggestion, drawn from the Baptist hymnal: “I Surrender All” The song had such a powerful influence on the life of its author, Judson W. Van DeVenter, that he decided to change careers, becoming an evangelist. This bumper sticker could be career-changing for Senate Democrats, too, especially when it sinks in on the nation that this is their Iraqi policy.
Comments
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 8:41 AM | Link to this
GONZALES RESIGNS
By Charles
August 27, 2007 8:45 AM | Link to this
Anything the Democrats would come up with would be a lie anyway. I prefer the bumper sticker with Hillary’s face on it:
Life Is A B*** - Don’t Vote For One!
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 8:50 AM | Link to this
Anything the republicans HAVE said was a LIE…
By Captain Freedom
August 27, 2007 8:51 AM | Link to this
The Captain mourns as another stalwart Defender of Our Leader’s Right to Torture and Eavesdrop For Our Own Good leaves the Beltway Cesspool to spend more time with Karen Hughes’ family.
Abu Gonzales was a Lion of Law Enforcement, and knew how to wipe his a$$ with the Constitution better than any man alive not named Dick or George. He will be deeply missed by all Men of True Belief and Right Thinking.
Perhaps jbmlaw is available to fill the Godly Gonzales’ shoes? I can think of no abler candidate to carry on his Godly work. Plus, he has the added advantage of not being an illegal immigrant (though kudos for Abu G for not letting that hold him back).
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 8:53 AM | Link to this
January 20, 2009 END OF AN ERROR
By Mid-South Philosopher
August 27, 2007 9:02 AM | Link to this
Good morning, Jim,
It appears that Alphonso…excuse me…Alberto Gonzales is about to resign.
This coupled with Karl Halderman…excuse me…Rove’s resignation tends to cause the liberals and the progressives to want to use the phrase rats deserting a sinking ship.
This is NOT what is happening.
Georgie Bush’s Administration is effectively done. Very little of anything useful will be accomplished from this point on. This is not unique to Georgie. All second term Presidents suffer from growing lameness as they approach the fourth quarter of their second term, and, despite his swagger, Georgie is laming up with the best of them.
What George W. Bush is concerned with now is his legacy.
Georgie Bush’s legacy is his defence of the homeland.
The one overwhelming, unarguable truth is that, since 911 and the anthrax attacks that followed, by hook or by crook, Georgie has kept America free of any further attacks on the homeland.
It is true that he did NOT defend America from the continuing invasion of illegal aliens from the south, but that can’t be held against him. Otherwise, who would do the lawn work, laundry, and house cleaning!
In order to emphasize his legacy, Georgie has to remove those elements that enunciate his ineptitude.
Michael D. Brown is gone.
Harriet Miers is gone.
Donnie Rumsfeld is gone.
Karl…Halderman…excuse me…Rove is gone.
Alphonso…excuse me…Alberto Gonzales is going.
Georgie is cleaning house.
Best of luck to him.
By Redneck Convert
August 27, 2007 9:09 AM | Link to this
Well, I suggest the Dems bumper sticker read “We Want Our Money and Yours Too.” Or “Be Sure to Read Your Koran Today.” Or “My President Went to Damascus and All I Got Was This Tax Bill.”
Anyway, I’m tuned in on my portable TV to see Vick plead guilty and get ready to go to his own kennel. I guess that will fix him for loosing all those games. If he would of took us to the Super Bowl he might could kill 30 or 40 people and get by with a little fine. Every time I see him I think of what a fool Arthur Blank was. Wheeling the guy around the stadium and smiling like he just won the lottery while Vick was pocketing millions and thinking about weather his dog was going to win his fight.
If this ain’t a argument for a all-white team I don’t know what is. We could call it the Atlanta Klansmen and they could dress up in white uniforms with a little hood that comes down over the helmet with eye holes. They would play all their games at night and start out with a big burning cross. They would hang a dummy dressed in the uniform of the opponent. Us rednecks would just flock to the games.
Anyway, I’m real sorry to see that the AG has resigned. Even if he was a Mexican. He went after the libruls good and got blasted for it. I keep thinking, what good does it do to have the right to the office if you can’t go after your enemas? Course, he talked like a lawyer and lied a lot to Congress, but that’s what lawyers do all the time anyway. Just ask jbmlaw. If there was 30 feet of snow on the ground he would tell you you need to put on your swim suit and wear plenty of sunscreen. Lawyers can’t help it.
Anyway, things is getting nasty on this blog. Yesterday people said Wootenhooten was Andie or Luckodull. I think he is just old Markus after he got kicked off the blog for cussing. And somebody said I was God Hates Trash. What we need is for Wooten to hold a Wootenblog Convention so everybody can get together and come clean about who they are. Course, we would need a strong wire fence to seperate the two sides, after all the names people been calling each other. Us godly Conservatives could be on one side and drink fine wine and fancy eats. The libruls could share a bottle of K-Mart Cola and a box of crackers for being Wrong all the time. That’s how it is anyhow. Us Conservatives want to keep all the good things we have and the libruls want to take it away from us with high taxes. Anyway, everybody could just fess up to who they are. It’s a lot easier to cuss somebody after you get to know him.
By MELO
August 27, 2007 9:09 AM | Link to this
“THEY ARE SHIPPING OUT, ONE BY ONE”!
Gonzo is the latest!!!
By Peter
August 27, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this
” We never knew how WRONG the Right could be!”
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 9:25 AM | Link to this
Iraq: Come for the Shia Militia; Stay for Al Queda!!
A desert paradise of terrorists, insurgents, and former bathist regimists, Iraq is now a favorite holiday destination for jet-and-trend-setting liberals.
There’s even an Al Queda Gay Men’s Choir dinner theatre. ( vests and plastic ties required).
When you arrive at Baghdad Bob Airport you are immediately strip-searched and hosed down, complements of Iranian-backed renegade shia die hards who promise not to waterboard and to abduct only one or two infidels out of any entourage . Then you will be escorted by a convoy of sitting duck humvees camoflaged in the latest bullseye rendition by a famous Sunni artist.
Once you arrive at your hotel, you will be asked to attend a jihad initiation rite and participate in a stoning. It’s all just so cool.
Junkets are organizing now and departure is scheduled to coincide with Vietnam’s 40th Anniversary of the Tet Offensive, which shows how closely Iraq and Vietnam are linked in today’s hot geo-political tourism wars.
Hurry, there’s limited space available, there’s only 15 hostage vacancies, no wait, there’s 19 vacan….no, 25! Wow, people are being taken faster than we can evacuate them.
Hey! That is like Vietnam!!!
By DebbieDoRight
August 27, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this
How about this one: Republicanism is a filthy disease, Vote Democrat!!!
Or:
Get ready to get rid of the Bush Fresh Crew!!
Or:
Stomp The Devil and its evil minions. Vote Democrat!
Or:
America, stay out the Bushes!!
Or:
The Bush Presidency, the buck never stopped anywhere……
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 9:51 AM | Link to this
Scrape the Republicans off the bottom of your shoe and vote democratic.
By Dave the First
August 27, 2007 10:01 AM | Link to this
Vote Democrat - Or we will call you a racist and ruin your life!
By Dusty
August 27, 2007 10:04 AM | Link to this
Hmmm, how about a Democratic support slogan:
It’s the war, stupid. RUN!
By Peter
August 27, 2007 10:06 AM | Link to this
“Vote Republican, the Devil made me do it”
By Dennis
August 27, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this
Jim Wooten writes, “This bumper sticker could be career-changing for Senate Democrats, too, especially when it sinks in on the nation that this is their Iraqi policy.”
It is this type of irresponsible, misleading “journalism” that has intentionally led the American people into an unnecessary war.
Over 3,600 American soldiers dead and Jim Wooten still wants to play like its only a game between two political partys.
You don’t have to be a blind conservative not to see it, just an ignorant one to deny it.
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this
My wife’s GOPpler GAYdar suggests a slogan that cant be printed here.
But boy, have I got a slogan. Shouldn’t waste it here, cause someone will steal it and sell it as their own.
People steal material, you know, that’s why all movies and all books are alike: they all end with the shoot out at the ok corral.
hacks.
By stuffedshirt
August 27, 2007 10:10 AM | Link to this
dems bumper sticker: SAVE AMERICA, FIRE THE NEOCONS!
AJC BUMPER STICKER: SAVE THE AJC, FIRE WOOTEN!
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
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“Bush could walk across a pasture barefoot and still get something stuck to his shoe.”
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By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
Vote Democratic No more administrations that need an asterisk in the record books.
By Realist
August 27, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this
“Don’t think, Vote Republicam”
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this
Don’t vote Republican again until at least 2016. Teach the liars a lesson.
By time for leftist bumper stickers
August 27, 2007 10:22 AM | Link to this
A few modest suggestions for liberal bumper stickers.
THE ONLY GOOD LIBERAL IS A DEAD LIBERAL
WE LIBERALS ARE TREASONOUS LEMMINGS -TIME TO JUMP OVER THAT BUSH HATING CLIFF
LIBERAL KOOL AID KILLS PATRIOTISM
IMPEACH THE PARDON SELLING ARKANSAS RAPIST - OOPS TOO LATE
MY GERMAN SHEPHERD IS SMARTER THAN YOUR LIBERAL TRAITOR
RUN HITLLARY RUN - YOUR LARD ARSE NEEDS REDUCING LIKE YOUR RECORD NEGATIVES
WE LIBERALS HATE THE MILITARY, THE CONSTITUTION AND FREE SPEECH FOR OTHERS
KILL A LIBERAL FOR JESUS/BHUDDA/ALLAH
CUT AND RUNNERS DO IT ON THEIR KNEES
I LOVE MY BUSH DERANGMENT SYNDROME
PLEASE CAN I GO HUNTING WITH DICK CHENEY?
LAURA BUSH MAKES HITLLARY LOOK LIKE AN OBESE LYING VENAL CORRUPT D YKISH AGEING VAMPIRE
BARAK THE MAGIC NEGRO IS A BIG EARED VACUOUS LEFTIST MORON
JOHNNY EDWARDS HELPED FORECLOSE MY HOUSE AFTER KATRINA
FEMINAZI SCUM FOR PELOSIBITCH
GLOBAL WHINERS DO IT BENDING OVER FOR THE ALBORE
ALBORE LIED - TREEHUGGING WANKERS DIED … HA HA HA
I SNIFF GLUE FOR ALBORE AND GLOBAL WHINING
HELP UNMARRIED PREGNANT GIRLS AVOID ABORTIONS - GET TED KENNEDY TO DRIVE THEM HOME OVER A BRIDGE
WHERE DO DEAD PIGEONS AND DEAD LIBERALS GO? WHO CARES!!
REDUCE STRESS - IMAGINE A LIBERAL SLIDING DOWN A RAZOR BLADE
SAN FRAN SICKO NATIONAL GUARD MOTTO: NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDIES BEHIND
INSTANT LESBIAN AVERSION THERAPY: TOKYO ROSIE O’D YKE NAKED
STOP ALL ANTI-TOWEL HEAD TERRORISM MEASURES - JOIN THE ACLU
ONE DUM DUM BULLET - ONE DUMB LIBERAL
Here’s a few more …
http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff/256239
By Peter
August 27, 2007 10:25 AM | Link to this
“Educate America….Send a Republican a copy of the Constitution”
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 10:26 AM | Link to this
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George of the Bungle
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Okay, the slogan has to be simple. It’s the economy, stupid was four words. And there was a humorous invective that made everybody feel superior to an out of touch president who didn’t know what the price code was on a gallon of milk, or how much it cost.
Four words. how about, “W:X Y? C.”
How About: Bush has prevented another attack. Not one German bomb has fallen on Pearl Harbor since he took office!!!
By Curious Observer
August 27, 2007 10:26 AM | Link to this
The buzz is that Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff is in line to replace Gonzales as AG. Get ready for a full colon search as a requirement for entering a federal courtroom.
By Dusty
August 27, 2007 10:27 AM | Link to this
Dennis @10:09
Dennis, you wouldn’t know the truth if it hit you in the face.
The Democratic POLICY in the Iraq War has been “surrender” in any form they can get. That is what Jim Wooten is talking about and we all know it.
Why don’t you count the number of people killed on 9/11, the number of Iraqis killed by Saddam, the number of Iraqis killed by terrorists, the number of Americans and UN reps killed by the bombings of embassies and battleships and the number of hostages killed (as the Koreans hostages are being killed now by terrorists) and give us that count. That will be an excuse for your spineless fright and total inability to fight terrorism or support those who DO fight it.
You can be the poster boy for Democrats.
By Hillary 08
August 27, 2007 10:28 AM | Link to this
Vote Democrat, stupid.
By Realist
August 27, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this
“Let’s replace a dirty Dick and filthy Bush, with two more. Vote Lib”
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this
SEGREGATE REPUBLICANS FROM SOCIETY
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 10:32 AM | Link to this
Dusty, the only reason we liberals support al queda and not the troops is because AL Queda has a gay men’s choir, and West Point does not.
Simply allow West point to have the alternative lifestyle choir and maybe we flip flop.
Up 2U. ..
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Bush could walk across a pasture barefoot and still get something stuck to his shoe.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this
“vote for an educated President, not a person with a C average in College”
By Hell in a handbasket
August 27, 2007 10:37 AM | Link to this
DENY, DEFLECT AND DESTROY Democrats Truth,Justice and Inclusion are just a ruse.
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 10:37 AM | Link to this
ROUND UP ALL THE NEOCONS AND LET THEM MOP UP IN IRAQ
By Realist
August 27, 2007 10:40 AM | Link to this
“Bush: It’s whats for dinner. G.L.A.D.”
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 10:42 AM | Link to this
CHANCES ARE THE REPUBLICANS DON’T LIKE YOU EITHER
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 10:42 AM | Link to this
We’ve got a country to save, and a world to convince.
We’ve got a country to save, and a world to convince.
We’ve got a country to save, and a world to convince.
We’ve got a country to save, and a world to convince.
We’ve got a country to save, and a world to convince.
We’ve got a country to save, and a world to convince.
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 10:42 AM | Link to this
FRIENDS DON’T LET NEO CONS BREED
By Anonymous
August 27, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this
“The right is wrong, and we’re what’s left. Vote American—vote Democratic.”
By Hell in a handbasket
August 27, 2007 10:46 AM | Link to this
“By ABOUT DAMNED TIME August 27, 2007 8:50 AM Anything the republicans HAVE said was a LIE…”
It’s immature,unfair and biased to make a statement like this that covers one whole group. Just like with Democrats not all Republicans are liars. Most Democrats and Republicans are decent, hardworking people who really care about this nation. It’s those few extremists on both sides that ruin it for the rest of us and people like you who don’t do any research nor temper your comments with common sense and truth Your immaturity and lack of education concerning the issues is apparent as all you seem to resort to is name calling and bullying tactics. Sad that your only arguments are you hate another group of people just because their beliefs differ from yours…I think that’s called bigotry.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this
“America look behind the Prop…see who is really your president”
“Vote for a President who can actually speak with intelligence”
“A President for the RICH, by the RICH, and NOT the People can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN”
“Lying to the American People is NOT a FAMILY VALUE”
By DD
August 27, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this
Liberals: We Founded America, We Can Save It
By sct
August 27, 2007 10:52 AM | Link to this
Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me twice— you can get fooled again.- Fool me thrice, you can’t get fooled again, Bush won’t be on the ballot.
By Hillary 08
August 27, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this
Jesus is a liberal. Vote Democrat.
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this
VOTE DEMOCRATIC SO WE DON”T GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET
(Sure not to be properly armored anyway)
By DJ
August 27, 2007 10:59 AM | Link to this
ahhh Wooten - always the divider, never the uniter. that, more then anything, is what is wrong with America today, and anyone who is working as a divider instead of a uniter should be dumped on the trash heap of history.
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this
Here’s a litmus test: Wooten says, “I surrender all”.
What does it mean if we surrender in Iraq? Surrender to whom? Then what? Bug out? Redeploy to another country that didn’t attack us on 911? I like Switzerland.
That should shut him up. He has no idea what would constitute a surrender in Iraq. He’s as ignorant as the rest of the GOP.
They simply dont even know what W has done. They are clue-free.
Clueless, foolish, and mule-less is not way to go through strife!
Clue-less and mule-less is no way to fight.
Clue-less and mule-less is no way to go through life.
Clue-less and mule-less is no way 2….aw U get the bit.
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 11:06 AM | Link to this
Republicans We lie about telling lies or are too ignorant to know the difference
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this
Got your WMD’s Right Here Wonderful Masterful Democrats
By Peter
August 27, 2007 11:10 AM | Link to this
Vote for a Democrat, so our returning home GI’s will get proper health Care!
By deegee
August 27, 2007 11:10 AM | Link to this
The Army’s new recruiting strategy preys on financially challenged youth. Reminds me of an old song by Traffic.
“The percentage you’re paying is too high priced while you’re living beyond all your means. And the man in the suit has just bought a new car from the profit he’s made on your dreams.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20453080/
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this
Vote Republican Let 3700 Americans and 1,000,000 more Iraqi’s die
By Dusty
August 27, 2007 11:16 AM | Link to this
Hell, this aint my war. Run with Democrats.
By ron
August 27, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this
DON'T REPUBLICATE IN TWO THOUSAND AND EIGHT.YOU HAVE ONE VOTE—LEFT
By ChrisD3
August 27, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this
We’ll say ANYTHING to get your vote.
By AmVet
August 27, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this
“Don’t keep gynecologists from practicing their love with women! GOP in 08!”
“Bushie, you’ve done a heck of a job. Vote Republican 08”
And on a more timely note:
“I’m honored to be here with the eternal general of the United States, mi amigo Alberto Gonzales —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2007”
By Peter
August 27, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this
Vote Republican….tell your Sons we will start another War Soon!
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 11:19 AM | Link to this
Hell, this was George Bush’s war of choice for oil. And he screwed that up too!
By Peter
August 27, 2007 11:23 AM | Link to this
“Vote Republican because less armor on our assault vehicles means we get better miles to the gallon”
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 11:25 AM | Link to this
Vote Republican We’ll keep your kids stupid.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 11:26 AM | Link to this
“Vote Republican……..OR we WILL consider you a Terrorist”
By JK
August 27, 2007 11:28 AM | Link to this
Mr. Wooten’s suggestions remind me of one I’ve already seen:
“Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you’re an a—hole.”
Amen.
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 11:30 AM | Link to this
Bill Clinton for First Laddie ‘08
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this
Flush Bush! . . Flush Bush! . . Flush Bush! . . Flush Bush! . . Flush Bush!
By ThirtyOughtSix
August 27, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this
Here’s a slogan for the Dems: * We’ve Got the Handbasket… Let’s Roll ! *
By DebbieDoRight
August 27, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this
deegee: Read the article; really interesting. I don’t know if I was a kid with no prospects other than Burger King, I’d probably jump at the chance too. Best paragraph from the article:
“The Army is intent on trying to meet its recruitment goals in terms of numbers by the end of the fiscal year, so they’re doing just about anything they can to bring those numbers up,” said Cindy Williams, an analyst at the Security Studies Program at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. “To me it signals something that we’ve been seeing already from the Army, a trade-off in terms of quality and quantity. My sense is that right now, they’re willing to take anybody who is willing to walk in the door and ship by Sept. 30.”
By ThirtyOughtSix
August 27, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this
Here’s a slogan for the Dems: * We’ve Got the Handbasket… Let’s Roll ! *
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this
Bush — “WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?”
DICK, YOU STILL HERE?
VOTE DEM — RETURN SMARTS TO THE WHITE HOUSE
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 11:39 AM | Link to this
Bush — “WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO?”
DICK, YOU STILL HERE?
VOTE DEM — RETURN SMARTS TO THE WHITE HOUSE
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 11:45 AM | Link to this
WHAT’S SO FUNNY ABOUT PEACE, LOVE AND KUCINICH?
By Political Mongrel
August 27, 2007 11:46 AM | Link to this
The Democrats are perfectly capable of finding their own, thank you.
By Charles
August 27, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this
BE OPEN-MINDED (AND LET YOUR BRAINS FALL OUT) - VOTE DEMOCRATIC
BILL CLINTON FOR FIRST HO’ 2008!
BILL CLINTON GAVE OSAMA A SECOND CHANCE - THEY SAY THREE IS A CHARM - VOTE HILLARY 2008
By Duh stands for Democrats
August 27, 2007 11:50 AM | Link to this
“If you don’t like our positions just wait a few minutes; we’ll change them just for you!
By Carbon Footprint
August 27, 2007 11:53 AM | Link to this
Thank you, sir, can I have another war?
By oldpunk
August 27, 2007 11:53 AM | Link to this
How about “It’s time for the real grownups to be in charge”.
By Duh stands for Democrats
August 27, 2007 11:53 AM | Link to this
The Lincoln Bedroom: Back in business!
By Duh stands for Democrats
August 27, 2007 12:01 PM | Link to this
Our Attorney General burned scores of children and babies to death; your guy hired his own people. Vote for us and end the shame!
By Duh stands for Democrats
August 27, 2007 12:05 PM | Link to this
No more Darth Cheney “coverups.” We’ll give away America’s secrets for free!
By Robespierre
August 27, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this
One thing in Bush’s favor: Not one German Bomb has fallen on Pearl Harbor since Dec. 7, 1941.
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this
REPUBLICANS — SURRENDER ALL HOPE ‘08
ROVE AND GONZALES SURRENDERED AT LAST
CHENEY’S FAMILY DOESN’T WANT MORE TIME WITH HIM
By Rovespierre
August 27, 2007 12:13 PM | Link to this
Rovespierre!
By JD
August 27, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat - But Stay Out of Crowded Places and Tall Buildings for the Next Four Years
By DemDems4Ever
August 27, 2007 12:18 PM | Link to this
The best political bumper sticker ever was after Nixon fired Archibald Cox as the Watergate prosecutor:
IMPEACH THE COX SACKER
By CarnivalCruiseLines
August 27, 2007 12:19 PM | Link to this
The only 2 left on board the USS Republican Ship of Fools are the captain(Cheney) and the 1st mate (GW)
By DebbieDoRight
August 27, 2007 12:20 PM | Link to this
Best one yet:
Vote Republican We’ll keep your kids stupid
LMAO!!
By Gimmebackmyfreedom
August 27, 2007 12:21 PM | Link to this
Bob Barr for Attorney General!
By MrLIberty
August 27, 2007 12:21 PM | Link to this
Democrats - Just like Republicans only MORE socialist.
Democrats - Not the lesser of two evils.
Democrats - We used to think WE were the big deficit spenders.
Remember when all the WORST presidents in American history were Democrats?
And you thought WE were going to end the WAR? Ha - Suckers!
Democrats - If you want the war ended, you’ll have to vote for RON PAUL.
Democrats - If you want a sound monetary system, vote for RON PAUL.
Democrats - We caused all the entitlement problems - vote for RON PAUL if you want them fixed.
Democrats - If you want personal freedom and liberty restored, vote for RON PAUL.
Democrats - We hate the constitution almost as much as the Republicans (with the exception of Ron Paul).
RON PAUL - Its about the future, not about party affiliation.
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 12:22 PM | Link to this
DEMS IN 2008 — OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS ENDING
By DemDems4Ever
August 27, 2007 12:22 PM | Link to this
There must be one in:
8 years of a bush loving Clinton, followed by 8 years of Clinton hating Bush, followed by another bush loving Clinton.
By getalife
August 27, 2007 12:22 PM | Link to this
Reid was right
Bill Clinton, the most popular politician on the planet
Remember the peace and prosperity
Ganzo is Gonzo
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this
DEMS IN 2008 — OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS ENDING
By DebbieDoRight
August 27, 2007 12:29 PM | Link to this
Here’s One:
Republicans believe in teaching creationism, sexism, cronyism and stupidism. Vote Democrats and get rid of so many “isms”
By Peter
August 27, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this
“Vote Republican we build Bombs not Bridges”
“Vote Republican, we care, just ask New Orleans”
By IsItJustMe
August 27, 2007 12:32 PM | Link to this
Why are people from those “socialist” (republiscum speak) countries that have national health care and 30 days per year vacation not fleeing those awful places in mass to reside in this utopia that republiscums tell us that we have here in the good old US of A. Just wondering.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 12:34 PM | Link to this
“Vote Republican, we give your money away to companies that don’t want to pay US Taxes”
By deegee
August 27, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this
And what was so bad about Bill?
By JD
August 27, 2007 12:42 PM | Link to this
Democrats Vote Rep or Dem - we are all in the pockets of the American people together.
Vote Democrat - the economy needs a strong bomb shelter market! or gas masks, or surgical masks.
By Corky Cobb
August 27, 2007 12:43 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat. We will ship out the chicken hawks to Iraq and keep them there until that country is stable. Forever.
By ThirtyOughtSix
August 27, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this
Two More:
* Taking the Fast Track to the New USSR (United States of Socialists Republic)*
By Peter
August 27, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Health Insurance is NOT a Family Value
Vote Democratic Church and State will again be SEPARATE
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this
Purge Republicans
By JD
August 27, 2007 12:50 PM | Link to this
IsItJustMe nails the difference in the parties, although I am sure she was not aware she did so.
Republicans do extoll the virtues of living in the USA and Democrats only carp about how awful this country is to live in.
Democrats - a Jackass for a logo - and mostly Jackasses as politicians.
Democrats - Ameercia hating trolls.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 12:51 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic We WON’T avenge our Daddy
Vote Democratic, our accountants won’t loose billions of your of dollars
By ThirtyOughtSix
August 27, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic — MORE Government is good for you.
Why worry with what to do with your paycheck…let the Government decide for you.
By Hillary 08
August 27, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this
Don’t worry about the 22nd amendment. Vote Clintons 08.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic the NEW VP won’t shoot his friends
Vote Democratic and save the Constitution
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 12:57 PM | Link to this
Repuplicans even outsourced their logo!
Seen any elephants on the prairie lately?
By Duh stands for Democrats
August 27, 2007 1:00 PM | Link to this
We’re not scared of Al Qaeda; heck, we love them!
By Sailor
August 27, 2007 1:01 PM | Link to this
How about “If you like it in the @ss, keep voting GOP.”
Like Andi/e duh.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican because ALL Americans were NOT Created Equally
Vote Republican so we can Educate the Illegal Immigrants
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic The scaredy cats don’t need to run government any more.
By 30.06
August 27, 2007 1:03 PM | Link to this
Vote Deomcrat - Home of Spineless, yellow-bellied hypocrisy for the last 30 years.
Vote Deomocrat — the proud party of Mike Nifong and Cynthia McKinney.
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 1:04 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican We use the Constitution to wrap our lunch in.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 1:06 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican so we can CONTINUE to create VERY LARGE GOVERNMENT
By MrLiberty
August 27, 2007 1:07 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat if you actually think there is a difference. Vote RON PAUL because you KNOW there is a difference.
If there weren’t names attached to the news for the last 100 years, you’d couldn’t tell one party from the other.
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 1:08 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic Government can be good if you get rid of the idiots.
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 1:09 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Pedophiles, Perverts and Crooks need love too
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 1:10 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
So your children can continue to be preyed upon.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 1:11 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican we will send your Son’s to War so WE can get Richer
Vote Republican we won’t spend your tax money on Education, WE spend it on enlisting your dumb sons for our war
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 1:11 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
Go ahead be a dumb@ss
By 30.06
August 27, 2007 1:13 PM | Link to this
vote Dem: Socialism now, socialism tomorrow, socialism FOREVER.
By blah, blah, blah
August 27, 2007 1:15 PM | Link to this
I fear Osama, Obama and Chelsea’s mama
By ABOUT DAMNED TIME
August 27, 2007 1:16 PM | Link to this
Welcome back to the real world. Vote Democratic
By War Eagle
August 27, 2007 1:17 PM | Link to this
If we went to war over oil, why are we not paying $1 a gallon? While Hillary is away, the first Lady Bill Clinton will play. Vote Democrat-cut, run, surrender like the French, have socialized healthcare and read your Quran five times a day when they take over. the Democrats-keep us in power and we will grant you citizenship. Who cares what language you speak. The Democrats-We soak the Rich to give to the poor because the RICH won’t have nay money to HIRE the poor. Remember-ONLY a Democrat gave back the Panama Canal in exchange for Inflation, high Unemployment and a military that could not free hostages in over 400 days because he wanted to be “Christian” like.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 1:18 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic let’s have a government the world leaders can RESPECT
By Abe Lincoln
August 27, 2007 1:19 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic Now, I would too!
By Ike
August 27, 2007 1:20 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic Now, I would too!
By ncgreybr
August 27, 2007 1:21 PM | Link to this
Gonzalez gone. Rumsfield gone. Now only 2 Horsemen of the Apocolyse left to go.
By Dick Nixon
August 27, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic Now, I would too!
(No, not really. I’m still a lying SOB)
By Steve
August 27, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this
How about F the Dems, F the Repubs. VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
YOU’VE BEEN LIED TO. MANY, MANY TIMES. VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
ONE STEP UP IS TWO STEPS BACK. VOTE LIBERTARIAN.
By Mid-South Philosopher
August 27, 2007 1:25 PM | Link to this
Whew! Jim!
I have plowed through the multitude of “bumper sticker” suggestions from the “left”, “right,” “over and under, ” and “in between.”
The old adage from the late W. C. Fields keeps coming to mind:
This is carrying democracy too far!
By Hey Stupid
August 27, 2007 1:35 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Go to war for oil and pay more!
Vote Republican Then you can stay a racist jerk.
Vote Republican Let’s go back to the golden years of the Depression
Vote Republican I got mine, screw you
Vote Republican Reserve your spot next to Satan now.
Vote Republican We are proud to be chickenhawks
Vote Republican Liked Gannon? Loved Foley? Wait till you hear the truth about Haestert!
Vote Republican! So we can track you down and let you spend some quality time in Gitmo
Vote Republican Or we’ll put battery cables on your balls
Vote Republican And we’ll flush your Holy Book down the toilet
Vote Republican We’ll know if you don’t
Vote Republican Granny can afford to spend more on her meds.
Vote Republican But when asked why, just say “I don’t recall”
Vote Republican Who needs FDA inspectors?
Vote Republican Do a Heck of a job!
Vote Republican It doesn’t really matter, we own Diebold, so it will look like you did
By Curious Observer
August 27, 2007 1:36 PM | Link to this
The sheer hatred exhibited in these bumper stickers tells me we’re in for real political warfare in the next five years, no matter who wins the presidency. Only God will be able to help the losing party.
By dear
August 27, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this
2009 - Please Hold While We Restore Order.
By SpaceyG
August 27, 2007 1:38 PM | Link to this
I second About Damn Time’s suggestion: FRIENDS DON’T LET NEO CONS BREED
LOL
By God the Father
August 27, 2007 1:43 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic Consider it a commandment
By God the Son
August 27, 2007 1:45 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic I invented liberal
By deegee
August 27, 2007 1:46 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat - we’re running out of ammo.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20322566/
By God the Holy Spirit
August 27, 2007 1:47 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic Let goodness and light fill your soul.
By Peter
August 27, 2007 1:47 PM | Link to this
Hello Curious Observer….which God would that be ?????
Bin Laden has a God, and probably thinks the same way you do…….
By Mother Theresa
August 27, 2007 1:49 PM | Link to this
I have had doubts about somethings, but not about voting Democratic
By Jenna and Barbara
August 27, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this
Don’t tell POP but we’re voting democratic!
By John Q Public
August 27, 2007 1:52 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Stomp out the Middle Class
By time to lynch treasonous liberals
August 27, 2007 1:52 PM | Link to this
FRIENDS DON’T LET CUT AND RUN LIBERALS CLIMB OUT OF THE ABORTION BUCKET!!!
By Fall Line
August 27, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this
The Democrats are not so much about surrender as they are about getting the troops out of Iraq BEFORE any Democrat is elected. They will not be able to handle the remaining troops in Iraq and their policies will be disastrous. They want Bush to held accountable for the bloodbath that will follow withdrawal, not a Democrat!
By RE
August 27, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic:
If the rapture doesn’t happen in the next 4 years, it would be nice to still have a functioning government
By time to lynch treasonous NeoCons
August 27, 2007 1:57 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican You can CUT AND RUN FROM THE RECRUITING OFFICE
Vote Republican Make 5 or 10 cells safe. But leave terrorists cells all over!
By time to shoot a liberal for Jesus
August 27, 2007 1:59 PM | Link to this
hear about the liberal pervert who worked at a queeralicious sperm bank in San Fran Sicko and got sacked for drinking on the job!!
By time to lynch treasonous NeoCons
August 27, 2007 2:00 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Then you can blame everybody else for how the war us buttheads started ends up.
The ultimate cut and run.
By Fall Guy
August 27, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
It worked out soooooo well last time!
By Fall Line
August 27, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this
Hillary: Why God made balls.
By Adolph Hitler
August 27, 2007 2:02 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican I would
By Fall Guy
August 27, 2007 2:04 PM | Link to this
George Bush
Why God made birth control
By W
August 27, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this
I WISH I had Hillary’s balls!
By Rovespierre
August 27, 2007 2:07 PM | Link to this
One thing in Bush’s favor: Not one former Bathist Party Sunni from Saddam’s inner circle has attacked New York since he destroyed the World Trade Center on 911.
I’m votin’ GOP.
By Producer
August 27, 2007 2:09 PM | Link to this
Hmmmm? Bumper sticker for Dems? ok, How ‘bout… EMBRACE COWARDICE…VOTE DEMOCRATIC!
By Director
August 27, 2007 2:13 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
EMBRACE FEAR
By BlueMoon
August 27, 2007 2:14 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat…we’re not communitsts…..really.
By Realist
August 27, 2007 2:14 PM | Link to this
Lucifer: Vote Republican, I do!
By Disgusted
August 27, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican: Then Bend Over
By AmVet
August 27, 2007 2:21 PM | Link to this
Integrity. Competence. Leadership.
How Bush ran a nation without any!
Vote GOP in 2008!
By Barbara Bush
August 27, 2007 2:22 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican one more time It’s Jeb’s turn His daddy promised!
By Jeb Bush
August 27, 2007 2:23 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Daddy said I’d be next!
By A new day
August 27, 2007 2:24 PM | Link to this
Move Over Bush ,Chaney. Here comes the Clintons.
By Duh Is for Dunce
August 27, 2007 2:27 PM | Link to this
{{{{By Duh stands for Democrats
August 27, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this
rushncrap: The AJC staff is too busy to turn on the comment window for the new cartoon.
All of them are over at Wooten’s posting immature, vulgar, idiotic and childish anti Republican comments.
Just like they do here everyday.}}}
Vote Republican
Or they will follow us over to Wootens
By Coat Hanger Salesman
August 27, 2007 2:27 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican!
By Televangelist
August 27, 2007 2:29 PM | Link to this
Don’t Go To Hell.
Vote Republican.
By Charles
August 27, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this
DEMOCRATS - RON WHITE GOT IT RIGHT - YOU CAN’T FIX STUPID!
DEMOCRATS - BRAINWASHED AGAIN IN 2008
HILLARY IN 2008 - GIVE SOCIALISM A CHANCE!
DEMOCRATS IN 2008 - RADICAL ISLAMIC AMERICA BY 2016
By Jerry Falwell
August 27, 2007 2:33 PM | Link to this
I WAS WRONG! It’s awful hot here. VOTE DEMOCRATIC
By AmVet
August 27, 2007 2:34 PM | Link to this
Don’t give up on hate!
Vote Neo-con in 08!
By Jimmy Swaggart
August 27, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican We get all the good Hookers!
By AmVet
August 27, 2007 2:35 PM | Link to this
Don’t give up on this war!
Help out a corporate wh0re!
Vote Republican!
By Ted Haeggard
August 27, 2007 2:37 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
We get all the best crystal meth!
By AmVet
August 27, 2007 2:37 PM | Link to this
Don’t change Dicks in the middle of a screw - Vote for Nixon in 72!
Oh, my bad. Wrong Republican.
By Hate Bush for all the right reasons
August 27, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this
Had Bush been President on December 7, 1941, on December 8, 1941 he would have declared war on Burma.
By Charlie Bob Ray Earl
August 27, 2007 2:39 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican I don’t know what a facist is, but it sounds fun!
By Bill Clinton
August 27, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this
Vote for Hillary - I’m still trying to beat Wilt Chamberlain’s scoring record (and I’m NOT talking about basketball)
By Toby Cash
August 27, 2007 2:46 PM | Link to this
Nunn is better than any of us
By George W Bush
August 27, 2007 2:46 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Me and Laura are 1 for 1 And I’m not talking baseball!
By BumperSticker
August 27, 2007 2:49 PM | Link to this
It is not Bush or the GOP. Vote Democratic. Enough Said.
By George W Bush
August 27, 2007 2:49 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican We can’t count and nobody cares.
Me and Laura are 2 for 1, or 1 for two, or have been fooled once or twice.
WHATEVER!
By DemDems4Ever
August 27, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this
According to figures from the Congressional Research Service there were 7,238 military personnel killed during the Clinton terms in the White House.
And the US was not at war! So…
Vote Democrat and kill our young men and women for no reason at all
Vote Democrat - no platform, no courage, no leaders but the USA will have plenty of terrorists, plenty of illegal aliens, and more pencil-necked geeks in Congress like Harry Reid
By AmVet
August 27, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this
“I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.” —George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007
Vote GOP if you don’t want to trust the government!
By Ted Kennedy
August 27, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this
VOTE DEMOCRATIC IN 2008 - AND LET ME BE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY
(I have experience from Chappaquiddick in 1969)
By AmVet
August 27, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this
“I think that the vice president is a person reflecting a half-glass-full mentality.” —George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007
Cheney/ in 2008
(He won’t need a vice president!)
By Lily Toad
August 27, 2007 2:54 PM | Link to this
Eliminate term limits — Bush is not finished destroying America
By getalife
August 27, 2007 2:56 PM | Link to this
Were f*******-ked, just vote.
Geez.
By REPUG REPUGS 4 Never
August 27, 2007 2:59 PM | Link to this
VOTE REPUBLICAN
WE CONTINUE TO LIE
{{{{A closer examination of the official Pentagon statistics tell quite a different story. The problem is that they are only comparing total military deaths, which means anyone in the military, active or reserve, who died that year from any cause. Even by that comparison, of course, there have been more under Bush.
Total military deaths 1993-2000: 7500 or 938/year
Total military deaths 2001-2006: 8792 or 1465/year
But if you look at deaths from combat, you get a much different picture:
Total combat deaths 1993-2000: 1
Total combat deaths 2001-2006: 2596.
And that’s not counting the last 7 months. So this notion that the media is making a big deal out of these deaths while they ignored the deaths under Clinton is patently absurd. There are many other reasons it’s absurd as well, of course, like the now nearly a trillion dollars we’ve spent while losing all these soldiers with no positive benefit to show for it. The total number of deaths is irrelevant; Clinton did not get thousands of soldiers killed in a bankrupting, aimless, ill-planned war that achieved no reasonable strategic goal. Let’s compare apples to apples, at the very least.}}}
ONCE A LYING SACK OF SH!T ALWAYS A LYING SACK OF SH!T
By Hillary Clinton
August 27, 2007 3:00 PM | Link to this
Hillary Rodham in 2008 - I have unfinished work in the White House (more Rose Law Firm files to hide and burn)
(and you fools thought you were getting another Clinton in the White House - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!)
By Rep Foley
August 27, 2007 3:01 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
And while you are out voting, Ill watch your kids.
By Koala
August 27, 2007 3:05 PM | Link to this
I suggest:
Join the Surrender Monkeys! -Vote Democrat!
Obama Who?
By George Bush
August 27, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
And you too can have 4 SEC complaints and No punishment!
By George Stephanopoulos
August 27, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this
Hillary in 2008 - No One Is Buying My Gig As A ‘Reporter’ (I’m Just A Mouthpiece For The DNC)
By Koala
August 27, 2007 3:07 PM | Link to this
I think REPUG REPUGS is certainly a SURRENDER MONKEY!
Hey Surrender Monkey REPUB, keep your vitriole coming — you’re pathetic, yet entertaining in a sick kind of way. LOL!
By George Bush
August 27, 2007 3:08 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
You don’t have to surrender
You just don’t show up!
By Duh stands for Democrats
August 27, 2007 3:09 PM | Link to this
{{{{By REPUG REPUGS 4 Never August 27, 2007 2:59 PM Total combat deaths 1993-2000: 1}}}}
Um, what were those 18 soldiers doing in Somalia when Clintoon sent them into battle with no protection?
Duh.
By Grizzly
August 27, 2007 3:09 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican Democrats eat Koalas
By Neo Con Squat
August 27, 2007 3:13 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican It’s easier.
No required reading. No required thinking.
By Duke Cunningham
August 27, 2007 3:14 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican It’s so profitable!
By Bill Frist
August 27, 2007 3:16 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
and you get me as your primary care doctor!
By Osama Bin Laden
August 27, 2007 3:17 PM | Link to this
ANY DEMOCRAT IN 2008 - I’VE GOT UNFINISHED BUSINESS IN THE U.S.A.
By Tom Delay
August 27, 2007 3:18 PM | Link to this
Join me in the Hot Tub! Vote Republican
By Brownie
August 27, 2007 3:19 PM | Link to this
Thirsty?
Vote Republican
By Osama Bin Hidin'
August 27, 2007 3:21 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican!
He may let you get away too!
By Terrorist # 30,758
August 27, 2007 3:23 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
Without them, my 30757 brothers wouldn’t have a job!
By jm
August 27, 2007 3:24 PM | Link to this
this time, try the lesser of two evils, vote democrat in 2008
By Nancy Pelosi
August 27, 2007 3:26 PM | Link to this
DEMOCRATS IN 2008 - WEARING A BIRKA CAN BE A FASHION STATEMENT
By Filster
August 27, 2007 3:27 PM | Link to this
Coming to a Pocket Near You.
Appeasement R Us.
Vote Democrat in 2008. When The Ice Caps Melt In 3 Years It Won’t Really Matter.
Coming Soon To A Theater Near You: “2008, The Revenge Of The Hanging Chads.”
By Jeff Guekert/Gannon
August 27, 2007 3:31 PM | Link to this
I always do Republican!
By getalife
August 27, 2007 3:32 PM | Link to this
Want a draft, vote gop.
By Alberto Gonzales
August 27, 2007 3:33 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
I can’t remember why.
By getalife
August 27, 2007 3:34 PM | Link to this
Want to bomb Iran and a draft.
Vote gop.
By An Illegal Alien
August 27, 2007 3:34 PM | Link to this
Demócratas en 2008 - Tomamos América
By W stands for WHY don't morons learn history?
August 27, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this
Um, what were those 18 soldiers doing in Somalia when Clintoon sent them into battle with no protection?
It was President Bush who sent the troops to Somalia in December of 1992, during his two months of lame duckness. D’OH! Clinton fired his Defense Sec. Les Aspin after the debaucle. It’s called “accountability”. Nowadays you get a Medal of Freedom for screwing up and costing the lives of soldiers. Different approach, I guess.
By John Q Public
August 27, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic
Most of are going to.
By getalife
August 27, 2007 3:38 PM | Link to this
Learn from your mistakes.
Got brains?
Had enough?
Vote Dem.
By Old Tyme Republican
August 27, 2007 3:38 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic They want to save our children
Vote Republican They want to save our children for later.
By Church Lady
August 27, 2007 3:40 PM | Link to this
A vote for a republican is a vote for
could it be…
yes it could be
SATAN???
By getalife
August 27, 2007 3:40 PM | Link to this
Want to win a war?
Vote Dem.
By Al-Qaeda in Iraq
August 27, 2007 3:41 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat in 08! Allah Akbar!
By Rovespierre
August 27, 2007 3:42 PM | Link to this
One thing in Bush’s favor: Since 911 not one christian has burned ancient Rome or ancient Greece……..D’OH!
By Gonzo
August 27, 2007 3:44 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
We’ll bring justice to a place near you.
Not you of course, but near you somewhere.
By revisionistmemory
August 27, 2007 3:45 PM | Link to this
*By Peter 10:33 AM | Link to this
“vote for an educated President, not a person with a C average in College”*
Peter, that is funny. Funnier still is that your boy Gore had a lower GPA, more permanent F’s, and as much if not more daddy protection for his military service (look it up).
By getalife
August 27, 2007 3:46 PM | Link to this
Enforce the laws.
Vote Dem.
By Al Qaeda at the Country Club
August 27, 2007 3:47 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
Help keep us poolside!
By Insane clown posse
August 27, 2007 3:48 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat.
Because if we don’t win, we are going to burn our house down.
By revisionistmemory
August 27, 2007 3:49 PM | Link to this
stupidism
Get rid of isms
So, you are saying if we vote democrat get stupid instead. Good point.
By getalife
August 27, 2007 3:50 PM | Link to this
Bill Clinton back in the White House!
Hillary 08!
By Memories light the Corners of his BUTT
August 27, 2007 3:51 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican They think education is K thru 16. And then it ends.
So much easier.
By Photographer
August 27, 2007 3:52 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
Who wants to see those pesky pictures of coffins? or roadside bombs? or injured soldiers?
We’ll continue to hide them!
By Voldemort
August 27, 2007 3:54 PM | Link to this
I vote Republican!
By Rovespierre
August 27, 2007 3:54 PM | Link to this
One thing in Bush’s favor: since 911, not one christian has burned down ancient Rome nor ancient Greece……….D’OH!
By Hugo Chavez
August 27, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat and get FREE oil!
By BPJ
August 27, 2007 4:00 PM | Link to this
REALISM, NOT WISHFUL THINKING
Whether Iraq, deficit reduction, Iran, or protecting the environment, Democrats offer realistic policies in place of the wishful thinking of the past 7 years.
By Vexorg
August 27, 2007 4:00 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat. Because millions on welfare are entitled to YOUR money!
By Whining Baby
August 27, 2007 4:01 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican If can’t come up with a funnier bumper sticker, we’ll attack you!
By Hex Org
August 27, 2007 4:04 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican
Because Corporation worth millions want your money!
Besides I got mine, screw you.
By Jesus
August 27, 2007 4:07 PM | Link to this
For Democratic
Blessed are the poor in spirit: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Blessed are the meek: for they shall posses the land.
Blessed are they who mourn: for they shall be comforted.
Blessed are they that hunger and thirst after justice: for they shall have their fill.
Blessed are the merciful: for they shall obtain mercy.
Blessed are the clean of heart: for they shall see God.
Blessed are the peacemakers: for they shall be called the children of God.
Blessed are they that suffer persecution for justice’ sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
The Republicans think all that is Bullsh1t.
By Hillary 08
August 27, 2007 4:08 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat and let the Village people take care of you.
By Rovespierre
August 27, 2007 4:10 PM | Link to this
One thing in Bush’s favor: since 911, not one German Bomb has fallen on Pearl Harbor.
By time to cap some liberals
August 27, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this
Vote Republican and then have super duper fun rounding up and gassing ALL sad liberal wanKKKers who endlessly/anally post such execrable acutely embarassing, queeraliciously unfunny imbecilic witless bollocks.
so … BYE BYE aborted foreskin and the VT child rapist rednekkks NAMBLA!!
By Vexorg
August 27, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this
Vote Democrat. Because we never met a communist we didn’t like!
Vote Democrat. Because even communism deserves a second chance!
Vote Democrat. Because rich Hollywood liberals know what’s best for you!
Vote Democrat. We’ll do all of your thinking for you!
Vote Democrat. Because France shouldn’t have a monopoly on cowardice!
By Rovespierre
August 27, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this
One thing in Bush’s favor: Not one member of Saddam’s bathist regime has destroyed any more buildings in New York since 911, like what they done did on that terrible day, when Saddam and his inner circle hijacked the planes and flew them into the World Trade Center, parachuting out at the last moment to survive and escape back to Iraq, where we hunted those dirty dogs down and now we …bleh blah
By We won't cap Neo Cons
August 27, 2007 4:32 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic
It makes sense.
By 70% of the American People
August 27, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this
We don’t need no stinkin’ bumper stickers.
We recognize evil.
We will throw the bums out.
By The ghost of Jerry Falwell
August 27, 2007 4:36 PM | Link to this
God is on our side!
Vote Republican (or he will kill you!)!
By getalife
August 27, 2007 4:36 PM | Link to this
At the Pearly gates, they will ask you, did you cheerlead the Iraq disaster.
Choose the right path.
Vote Dem †
By Republican Proctologist
August 27, 2007 4:37 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic
No more smegma in the white house!
By Paul
August 27, 2007 4:39 PM | Link to this
We’ll Give You What You Want - and Make Someone Else Pay
Why Should Corporations Get All The Bribes?
Republicans Need a Vacation – Vote Democratic
Hillary: You’ll Love Her as Much as Bill (does)
Forget Bush-Cheney Lite Obama in ’08
We’re Different. Really. Really!!!
Real Values. Real Vision. Real Hope.
By Real Conservative
August 27, 2007 4:41 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic
Let’s take the republican party back from the right wing nut jobs.
By catlady
August 27, 2007 4:43 PM | Link to this
ANYBODY would be better than W: Vote Democat
By jm
August 27, 2007 4:49 PM | Link to this
a vote for a democrat is a vote for competence
By Too long for a bumper sticker
August 27, 2007 4:49 PM | Link to this
Cowboy-politician
Suckin’ up to the aristocracy
Not even sure if you like democracy
Tryin’ to establish an american royalty,
a personal dynasty
By Painful Rectal Itch
August 27, 2007 4:50 PM | Link to this
VOTE REPUBLICAN before the democrats take that away along with 35% of your income too!
By Paul
August 27, 2007 4:58 PM | Link to this
Vote Democratic. There’s No Way We Could Be Worse.
Sudan, Here We Come.
You’re Special. We Pander. Vote Democratic.
We Always Say Yes.
Libertarians Don’t Have a Chance. Vote Democratic.
Nader’s Not In. You Don’t Have a Choice. Vote Democratic.
By bob
August 27, 2007 4:59 PM | Link to this
We don’t know what we are, but we’re not them!
By Big fan of Jimbo's
August 27, 2007 4:59 PM | Link to this
ONE INCOMPETENT W WASN’T ENOUGH! VOTE FOR WOOTEN!
By Man, the GOP sucks
August 27, 2007 5:01 PM | Link to this
COMPETENCY AND INTEGRITY ARE OVERRATED!
VOTE REPUBLICAN IN 08!
By Smooth talkers
August 27, 2007 5:03 PM | Link to this
If you want more of the same or even if you want the status quo, vote for us!
Republicans for Jesus in 2008!
By CONservative
August 27, 2007 5:04 PM | Link to this
Don’t trust this countries future with amateur crooks - vote Republican!
By oldpunk
August 27, 2007 5:09 PM | Link to this
How about “It’s time the real grownups were put in charge”.
Or “Democrats - we won’t kidnap you and ship you off to be tortured”.
or “Democrats - if you want government that works”.
or “Democrats - we won’t be constantly at war even though the army’s almost completely broken”.
By Painful Rectal Itch
August 27, 2007 5:13 PM | Link to this
VOTE EARLY, OFTEN AND DEMOCRATIC ON ELECTION DAY - ITS OUR HERITAGE
By Got funk
August 27, 2007 5:16 PM | Link to this
what a bunch of idiotic childish posts! Mostly from the libbies of course. Well, might as well jump in!
Vote Democrat: what you have worked hard for all your life is now ours
Vote Democrat: 9/11 was a dream
Vote Democrat: we’ll dumb down your kids because being politically correct trumps a good education
Vote Democrat: we’ll murder and burn you Christians. Remember the Reno!
Vote Democrat: we’ll reward the mediocre and slackers who live for today and punish the hard working and successful who plan for tomorrow
Vote Democrat: guaranteed cradle to grave personal business totalitarianism
Vote Democrat: be tolerant of everyone except those who don’t share your political philosophy. Then hang them
Vote Democrat: because you are promised a rose garden. The Constitution says so
Vote Democrat: when we run Washington, we can blame Bush for 12 years of economic incompetence and business destroying
Vote Democrat: keep that 21% Congressional approval rating alive
Vote Democrat: we can get away with murder and destroy the evidence. We’re lawyers!
Vote Democrat: say a lie loud enough and long enough and it becomes the truth
Vote Democrat: watch your American way of life go up in smoke. Literally.
Vote Democrat: ban Christianity
Vote Democrat: we’ll teach your child about sex in first grade
Vote Democrat: we’ll sink your ship so you can be equal with the rest of America
Vote Democrat: global warming is real and is the fault of human activity and we’ll make you pay in jail if you aren’t a Believer
Vote Democrat: you’ll get nothing and like it
By How predictable
August 27, 2007 5:16 PM | Link to this
“I take full responsibility for my actions,” Vick said. “Not for one second will I sit right here and point the finger and try to blame anybody else for my actions or what I’ve done.
“Through this situation I’ve found Jesus,” he added.
By Billy Dale
August 27, 2007 5:19 PM | Link to this
Clinton ‘08: So I’ll get my reputation back!
By Bert
August 27, 2007 5:21 PM | Link to this
“Through this situation I’ve found Jesus,” he added. - Interesting. Funny how so many find Jesus after they run into trouble.
By Paul
August 27, 2007 5:27 PM | Link to this
Bert
I just wanna know how come He keeps getting lost - wait - I know… the people who found Him keep losing Him!
By Close Andy's blowhole
August 27, 2007 5:27 PM | Link to this
Republicans - The Party of Lincoln
Puhleeease America, give us just one more chance to show you we can come up with a second good president.
By TV commercial
August 27, 2007 5:29 PM | Link to this
The new and improved Republican Party - guaranteed to reduce corruption by 12 per cent!
By getalife
August 27, 2007 5:34 PM | Link to this
We are not the “me” generation.
Vote Dem.
By Midori
August 27, 2007 5:35 PM | Link to this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
By getalife
August 27, 2007 5:36 PM | Link to this
Sick of being lied to and disrepected?
Vote Dem.
By getalife
August 27, 2007 5:39 PM | Link to this
Anti gun, pro choice, crossdresser.
Vote gop?
Geez.
By Al Qaida
August 27, 2007 5:46 PM | Link to this
Peace be upon you, fellow sniveling cowards.
May allah bless you democrats with many votes, we need to get this Paetrous guy off of our backs.
How can we be expected to slaughter innocent woman and children on behalf of the democrat party if this infidel swine is shooting and killing so many of us?
Be strong oh brother democrats, be rid of the Bush monster.
Please.
By getalife
August 27, 2007 5:46 PM | Link to this
Meet us in airport mens rooms.
Vote gop.
Bwhahahahaha.
By I feels the power!
August 27, 2007 5:49 PM | Link to this
A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river.
He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher.
The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, where upon he asks the drunk, “Are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk answers, "Yes, I am."So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
He pulls him up and asks the drunk,
“Brother, Have you found Jesus?”
The drunk replies, “No, I haven’t found Jesus.”
The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer this time.
He again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have you found Jesus, my brother?" The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the water again-but this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.
The preacher again asks the drunk.
“For the love of God, have you found Jesus?”
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher, “Are you sure this is where he fell in?
By Dusty
August 27, 2007 5:49 PM | Link to this
Now that all of the Demodos have been posted could we move on to something else? How about Michael Chertoff? Someone said that he had been suggested to take the place of AG Gonzales.
Now that sounds like a good idea. Of course he is Sec of Homeland Defence and doing a great job.
Now this man is very smart. Graduated from Harvard College magna cum laude and then finished Harvard Law School magna cum laude. That’s a good start.
Later he was US Circuit judge for 3rd Circuit Court of appeals. He served a decade as a Federal Prosecutor in NJ and NY.
Another thing I like about Chertoff is his ability to look unshakable. Should he come before Congress for approval as AG, those smirking Democratic senators will find they are poking sticks at a bull dog. Chertoff will not roll over for them. Just what we need to meet a do nothing overbearing Congress.
Yep, Chertoff is the MAN. Well, I hope so.
By Vapid cheerleader
August 27, 2007 5:58 PM | Link to this
Michael Chertoff, he’s our man!
If he can’t do it - nobody can!!!
Rah, rah, rah! GO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOP!!!!!
By Another TV commercial
August 27, 2007 6:00 PM | Link to this
Republicans - Not just dumb and backwards anymore!
Now we’re dangerous too!
By getalife
August 27, 2007 6:00 PM | Link to this
The gop are perverts.
Vote Dem.
By getalife
August 27, 2007 6:24 PM | Link to this
I doubt Chertoff will want to testify on this:
“Chertoff: Well, I think if you look at what actually happened, I remember on Tuesday morning picking up newspapers and I saw headlines, “New Orleans Dodged the Bullet.” Because if you recall, the storm moved to the east and then continued on and appeared to pass with considerable damage but nothing worse.”
Lets go over the Katrina disaster again for Dusty. It made her happy.
Geez.