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Party of Reagan yet to emerge at the Capitol

By Jim Wooten | Friday, May 11, 2007, 07:55 PM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

Witnessing the train wreck under the Gold Dome, a new realization dawns.

This is not a governing party rooted in the conservatism of Ronald Reagan. It’s the Southern Democratic Party of Joe Frank Harris as realigned by Reagan in 1984. You can’t look at it and expect Reaganism. Within the majority is a promising core of mostly young movement conservatives whose formative years came during his presidency and thereafter. Great things will come. But not yet.

The Democratic Party that ruled Georgia through Joe Frank was essentially conservative, with its spending impulse held in check by debt-fearing Depression-era fiscal conservatives such as former Speaker Tom Murphy and Ways and Means Chairman Marcus Collins, both of whom came in 1961. Well before Murphy actually left, the influence of that breed had faded. In both parties, it’s been replaced by majorities susceptible to the bond lawyers and deal-makers who grow rich by inventing new ways to get government into debt.

That Democratic Party, businesslike and relatively efficient at determining the tax load Georgians would bear, was personality-driven and had no ideological engine — except, perhaps, the transfer of metro Atlanta’s wealth. But in managing the budget and distributing the state’s wealth to its constituent interest groups, it had developed a system that worked. There was a comfortable orderliness to it all. In the good years, the pleaders got cash. In the lean, they got perks — power, job security or future retirement benefits. And in all cases, except when public sentiment dictated otherwise, the pleaders had near veto power over legislation affecting their turf.

When their self-interests clashed — the big and small banks, medical professionals, liquor dealers, cities and counties — the people’s representatives, tempted and nudged by lobbyists in the hall, split the baby.

Ronald Reagan changed the game. Until the early ’80s, about half the South’s white voters considered themselves Democrats. “The 1984 election was the great turning point for white voters in both the South and the North,” write Earl and Merle Black in their latest book, “Divided America.” “Reagan’s realignment of white voters, the most important shift in white partisanship since the New Deal, occurred in the North as well as in the South. The Southern transformation was much more dramatic. …” The Democratic Party in Georgia and nationally began to align leftward.

This GOP, as a governing party, is ideologically indistinguishable from the Joe Frank Harris Democrats. It pays homage to different icons — FDR then, Ronald Reagan now — but mostly like the tourist muttering “como se llama?’ from a phrase book.

During this session’s much-publicized stand-down involving the governor, lieutenant governor and House speaker, all invoked some utterance from the conservative phrase book — but often without anything proceeding or following that gave foundation to conservative principle. Some phrases hurled at each other reflected, in fact, the liberal stereotype of conservatives as heartless trolls determined to squeeze pennies out of the meager rations of the vulnerable. When Perdue rescinded his veto of the supplemental budget, Lt. Gov. Casey Cagle issued a statement declaring: “Governor Perdue has ensured that the urgent needs of students, kids on PeachCare and communities devastated by natural disaster will not take second place to political posturing.”

In vetoing the supplemental budget in the first place, Perdue averred that it “would lead to furloughs of literacy instructors and prosecutors, stopping cleanup of hazardous waste sites, halting health screening of newborns, letting up on Internet predators, leaving us unprepared for a pandemic flu outbreak and turning a blind eye to meth labs.”

No liberal commentator anywhere in Georgia, nor any interest group of the left, could have more effectively juxtaposed tax cuts and Armageddon or more emotionally framed the case for more government. The Right is making the Left’s arguments, usurping its language.

This is a party adrift, a big tent where an assortment of moderates and conservatives mill about, without unifying principle, aim or agenda.

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By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 8:04 AM | Link to this

{{{Worried Congress’ support for Iraq is deteriorating rapidly, Baghdad dispatched senior officials to Capitol Hill this week to warn members one-on-one that pulling out U.S. troops would have disastrous consequences.}}}

We have 2843 brave soldiers in Iraq on our side (see below for petition language) and now the leaders of the Iraqi government, all petitioning Congress to grow a pair.

Is that even possible for these sniveling Cowards?

Why do we still wait for the Atlanta Journal Constitution to share this message with their readership:

{{{As an American currently serving my nation in uniform, I respectfully urge my political leaders in Congress to fully support our mission in Iraq and halt any calls for retreat. I also respectfully urge my political leaders to actively oppose media efforts which embolden my enemy while demoralizing American support at home. The War in Iraq is a necessary and just effort to bring freedom to the Middle East and protect America from further attack.}}}

Don’t like what it says, pinkos®?

Blows your stupid retired general anti war message out of the water?

Cowards.

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The AJC, ledger sheet for democrat party second and third hand witch hunts:

{{{ Ex-prosecutor has ‘concerns’ regarding his ‘05 dismissal- A former West Virginia federal prosecutor said Friday the White House fired him in 2005 in the middle of a corruption and vote-buying investigation but never told him why.-Urinal}}}

Gosh, I wonder what jogged his memory about being “concerned” two years later?

{{{Conservative columnist Ann Coulter has been cleared of wrongdoing in an investigation into whether she violated Florida elections law by voting in the wrong precinct.}}}

Meanwhile, Al Franken lives on with the memory of taking $800,000 from homeless boys and girls to start “Airbag America,” no problemo, no candy as-sed Cowards are the least bit worried about that.

But the chance to falsely accuse someone of voting in the wrong precinct, geez.

{{{Filmmaker Michael Moore has asked the Bush administration to call off an investigation of his trip to Cuba to get treatment for ailing Sept. 11 rescue workers for a segment in his upcoming health-care expose, “Sicko.”}}}

Let’s see here “enemy of the United States” and “embargo.”

Do you sniveling Coward liberals need a dictionary or what?

{{{Cuba angry as U.S. frees bombing suspect}}}

Gee, the libs finally found a country mad at the United States, it must have been an exhaustive search now that Bush has made the whole world our allies, and guess what they’re mad about: freeing a terror suspect.

Drum roll please, let us welcome the candy as-sed Cowards to the War on Terror.

Yay!

They finally found a terror suspect they want to keep safe behind bars.

Yay!

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{{{ It is ignoring the dangerous influence of MoveOn.org. This is what happens when you become a wholly owned subsidiary of the extreme wing of your Party. The only difference between the current situation and the early days of Republican control of the House is: The press give a great deal of attention to the Christian Coaltion.}}}

So what does MoveOn have you sniveling Cowards working on today, government business, bwahahahaha, yeah, right.

Who gets to spy on Bush, see if he leaves the toilet seat up, and who is scouring the country looking for attorney generals fired 5 years ago that still hold a beef?

Who is coordinating with Al Qaeda today, getting those propaganda releases in order, is that your task, al Gitmo?

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{{{CBSNEWS exec blames Couric’s low ratings on public’s preference for ‘older white guys’…}}} I don’t really care to hear that America sucks for one half of an hour from “older white guy” or a chubby little moonbat screacher.

You know what I mean?

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This is something to be happy about?

{{{Happy Mother’s Day to Sheryl Crow — the singer-guitarist has adopted a baby boy. “I am so excited to share with you guys that I’ve adopted a little boy. He was born two weeks ago,” Crow announced on her Web site Friday.}}}

Wait until she goes after that first full diaper with “one square.”

How many squares does your mum use al-Gitmo?

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By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 8:30 AM | Link to this

Reports of the GOP’s death have been greatly exagerated. Newt’s New Republican Party is only green around gills because of envy - envy of Democratic Poll Numbers. (blue, not green)

Green is the color of the bile spewed by GOP bellow-radio hosts, (and the pills they abuse).

Green is the color of the no-bid defense contract profits that motivated this Iraq Peace.

Green is the color of the grass over the graves in the cemetaries of those who gave their last full measure of devotion……for this Iraq War is a war of the administration, by the administration, and for the administration…..testing whether any war so ill-conceived and so hastily dedicated can be long endured.

By GA Wonk

May 12, 2007 8:47 AM | Link to this

Yes, this past session was a train wreck and it might not be over if someone steps forward to call the question on the constitutional issues with respect to the “veto of the veto” and the “partial line item veto.”

But come on Jim!! Is it really a liberal or conservative issue to worry about funding the basic needs of Georgians?

If being “conservative” means risking government shut-downs and/or failing to make good on government’s fundamental responsibilities, God help us!

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 9:03 AM | Link to this

Until recently, The Southern Democrats were democrats in name only. They were always very Republican in their racism which motivated their aversion to entitlements which defined their legislative record.

Today, The Republican Party is desperate for leadership. A honeymoon suite for Reaganism and Mormonism is not far fetched - Abstaining Fundementalist Bedfellows seem proper pals

GOP Platform in ‘08…. Cross-voting and cross-dressing: fashion choice, not pro-choice.

Flip Flopping is the new “stay the course”-

A party in dissarray is not pretty, (but Rudi Giuliani is, even though he forgot about the moustache)……”but Rudi doesn’t have a moustache”….(I know, but Iraqi women do)……

Imagine a sears catelogue for Shia Women, and a young shia man looks through them and sees pictures of unveiled shia women, and says, “I turned to page 32 and look at what I found, them gals have hair that we aint seen beneath them gigham gowns, Oh, I wont go bombing with you Ja’kmed but I’ll go shaving women, so put that bomb back in the shed and quit your silly grinnin’, oh the moon is right and I’m half tight and my life is just beginnin’, oh, I wont go bombing with you Ja’kmed, but I’ll…go….shaving….WOMEN!!!!!!.

banjo fade…..

By GodHatesTrash

May 12, 2007 9:16 AM | Link to this

Now Jim, you stupid white redneck racists stopped voting Democrat when LBJ turned his back on your filth and depravity. Remember Goldwater?

1964, not 1984.

Trash.

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 9:19 AM | Link to this

{{{By Politics Aside May 12, 2007 9:03 AM Until recently, The Southern Democrats were democrats in name only. They were always very Republican in their racism}}}

3 paragraphs later, the racist is riding his little horsey in search of gays and Iraqi women to lynch:

{{{Cross-voting and cross-dressing: fashion choice, not pro-choice. ”but Rudi doesn’t have a moustache”….(I know, but Iraqi women do)……}}}

Hey Polly, GFY.

You stupid piece of trash, you and your filthy mouth need to be emptied out.

Landfilled.

POS Coward.

You know what I mean?

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By Captain Freedom

May 12, 2007 9:24 AM | Link to this

Kudos to Dullard at 8:04 a.m. for defining the standard for Right Thinking debate on this lovely Saturday morning. Clearly, a lot of work went into today’s opening essay (if by essay one means fevered scribblings on the asylum wall, scrawled with one’s own feces).

Knowing that Markus-the-foreign will be along shortly to cover the board with his own logorrheic brilliance, the Captain gladly cedes the ground to these stalwart True Believers, knowing full well that they can demonstrate the actual depth and moral brilliance of the White American Christian Male persepctive.

Certainly, these Great Patriots will not fail True Conservatism as the current Republicrat party has done. No, look for these bright lights to tell you all you need to know about the hearts and minds of those who carry the torch of True Belief.

The Captain’s work here is done for the day. Today, I shall visit the local auto racing arena, where other good White Christian Men of the Corpulent variety will — while wearing t-shirts that say “No Fat Chicks” and “Fergit, Hell” — examine the proposition that beer is a suitable substitute for sunscreen, all while showing more flesh than a thousand Rosies.

By Curious Observer

May 12, 2007 9:24 AM | Link to this

The realignment in Georgia of which Wooten writes occurred for one primary reason: the national Democratic Party no longer tolerated the racism that was and is the hallmark of Republican and Georgian politics. Wooten can frame his argument around taxes and the distribution of wealth and other subsidiary elements, if he wants. But a clear-eyed analysis of the political transformation in the South over the past thirty years will lead to the ineluctable conclusion that racial views are the driver of the change. In reality, it wasn’t so much change as it was a refusal to conform to the national Democratic Party movement.

The intransigence took numerous forms—welfare reform, attacks on entitlement programs, emphasis on supply-side economics, tax changes that favored the wealthy, etc. But they all boiled down to one thing: Southern hatred of minority racial groups. Southern politicians were looking for a new home, and they found one in the Republican Party. Just as these politicians once felt at home as Democrats because Republicans were associated with integration and the lingering after-effects of Reconstruction, so they were driven to become Republicans when the Democratic Party became associated with civil rights laws.

Go ahead and put that lipstick on the pig, Wooten. Those of us who have lived in Georgia for the past forty years and experienced the transformation first-hand still recognize the pig. We know what you really mean when you write lovingly of Reagan and conservative principles and being true to Reaganism. Georgia is as racist today as it was under the blue-dog Democrats. It’s just that the politicians have become more sophisticated at disguising it.

By Cowards Against Cross Dressing, Geez

May 12, 2007 9:25 AM | Link to this

Unless, of course, they’re teaching your grade school boy how to do it.

Cowards.

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By Captain Freedom

May 12, 2007 9:44 AM | Link to this

One last Word from the Captain before he joins his brethren in the infield at turn 3.

Mr Wooten decries the slippage of the Republican Party, its abandonment of ideas and ideals in exchange for the expedient of power and patronage. Too true, as the sad examples of faux-conservatives like DeLay and Duke Cunningham show too clearly.

But take heart, True Believers!! There is one man running for the Presidency who stands tall (really) above the rest. To wit, a direct quote from Muff Romney’s campaign flyer curculating in Iowa as we speak:

In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot.

Sister Dusty no doubt gets an unfamiliar tingling sensation whenever she sets eyes upon this Latter Day Sexpot, harboring a secret fantasy that she might someday become bride number 6.

Yes, we True Believers have nothing to worry about. Let the Democrat Party tout their substanceless Magic Obamas and Haircut Johns. We have the candidates with the real advantages.

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 9:48 AM | Link to this

{{{By Captain Freedom May 12, 2007 9:24 AM The Captain’s work here is done for the day. Today, I shall visit the local auto racing arena, where other good White Christian Men of the Corpulent variety will — while wearing t-shirts that say “No Fat Chicks” and “Fergit, Hell” — examine the proposition that beer is a suitable substitute for sunscreen, all while showing more flesh than a thousand Rosies.}}}

Typical sniveling Coward liberal, you reckon he will sit there all day long at the race, doing exactly the same thing as everybody else, except that he’ll be thinking how much better he is than all you trash people, but he won’t ever muster the courage to tell you that to your face.

Geez.

Such bravery.

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By Snoring Trademark .... Very Clever

May 12, 2007 9:51 AM | Link to this

Hey Dull, where do you see that Captain called anybody trash? That seems to be your interpretation of the people he described.

By GodHatesTrash

May 12, 2007 9:56 AM | Link to this

Looks like the Dullard is going to get his Klavern together for a lynching bee for the Captain…

Andi, you’re a cyberwarrior and a lynchmobber - with the courage of a hyena.

Trash.

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this

The Democrats seem fond of saying that there is no military solution possible in Iraq, but rather a political solution.

What political compromise has escaped the mesopotamians for 10K years?

Look at the phrase, “military solution” vs “political solution”. They are identical. Military action is politics, bullets are ballots. The Democrats need a writer. (I’m available).

Over the eons, the Iraqis were never allowed to evolve naturally from a tribal population into a country because there was always a foreign presence ensuring an artificial peace.

Now, we are faced with the revenge of all those undead who never got to fight for their country. Now we must let Iraq become Iraq.

Pull back, but surround Baghdad. Let them fight it out with what they have, try to prevent any resupply by blockade runners trying to sift through our encirclement.

Let them emerge as a real Iraq, one that came from the might of the righteous, which means whoever is firstest with the mostest, and whoever can shoot the fastest, just like god allowed us to do.

It’s the only way, otherwise we will get dragged into the quicksand and become half buried in our own greedy reach.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 10:09 AM | Link to this

Well it looks like sick liberal diseased fanboys are all upset that some Conservatives actually post here. Those mealy-mouthed vultures can dish it out, but can’t take it as always. Boo effin’ hoo.

Speaking of 1964, how did beloved demoncats AlSore Sr. and Robert “Snow White Sheets” Byrd vote on the Civil Rights Act? Listen to these jackals bray. You’d think in their small twisted liberal diseased brains that Republicans were only southerners or in the south.

In any event, much to the bed sheet wetting pleasure of our resident poofers, my time will be limited this morning. You know, in the mind of a diseased liberal fascist, there just CAN NOT be too much Conservative opinion… anywhere. Anyway, I’ve got more important things to do during this time of year, like launch a boat and party up with friends. Yeah I’m also going to “destroy” the environment today with a 22” prop. Go eat a twinkie, liberal Gorebot twinks.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 10:20 AM | Link to this

But of course I can’t cast away before showing some goodies.

Apparently polls show Pelosivich’s congress approval ratings are equally as low as Bush’s. Don’t expect to find that on any front page of the liberal media establishment, not the least of which in our very own al Jazeera Constipation. Funny how the liberals that dominate those institutions and BLAST FROM BULL HORNS BUSH LOW APPROVAL RATINGS say NOTHING when their beloved congress wallows in the sewers. Nah, liberal mainstream media bias is a myth.

Maybe it has something to do with the RAT Pack backing down on promises shouted from the outhouse of liberalism last year like lobby reform.

Run that jackass mouth, have a few flashes in the pan like minimum wage, and then backpedal like a Barnum clown. Yep, that’s the collectivist neoStalinist wannabe RAT pack.

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 10:23 AM | Link to this

{{{By Snoring Trademark …. Very Clever May 12, 2007 9:51 AM Hey Dull, where do you see that Captain called anybody trash? That seems to be your interpretation of the people he described.}}}

Git ya a wun dem dictionarys and read this paragraph agin (<——-Hillary speak):

{{{Today, I shall visit the local auto racing arena, where other good White Christian Men of the Corpulent variety will — while wearing t-shirts that say “No Fat Chicks” and “Fergit, Hell” — examine the proposition that beer is a suitable substitute for sunscreen, all while showing more flesh than a thousand Rosies.}}}

Captain Dullard was being sarcastic, look it up, genius.

Geez.

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By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 10:27 AM | Link to this

Because of lobbying Saudis, the difference between Republicans and Democrats has devolved into the difference between Mayonaisse and Miracle Whip: one’s better for tuna, (flip-flopping pro-lifers), and one’s better for chicken (cut-and-run timetablers).

The idea of a “solution” for Iraq implies a perfect ideal situation that we can imagine, implement and then withdraw our troops. Never in history has perfection like that existed.

It’s not possible now, either. The promise of the surge has withered into McCain’s whack-a-mole scenario. The suiciders simply moved to a region unnoccupied by surgers (who were sent by the decider), as predicted by the protesters.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this

From the Atlanta Communist News (no, not the Urinal):

Cindy Sheehan May Run for US Congress in 2008.

Well how about that. A lover of people who hate America is contemplating a run for Congress and the diseased communist-wannabe left can’t help put drool on their bibs and soil their Depends. This woman sounds like she’s got the IQ of a moose and she has the hips to contemplate being a Congresswoman? First Michael Moore, now this quack. Sick, sick, sick. Sooner or later these moonbats are going to learn that they and thos like them do not dominate this nation (or this blog).

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this

Flip Flop, Cut + Run… sounds like someone’s making an omellete

well they are…they’re breaking the eggs of reason and frying our patriotic verve…

Here’s our democracy on thugs….

Any Questions?

Neither the Green Republicans nor the Yellow Democrats have any solution for Iraq. When Ceasar needed political support, he invaded Gaul. It’s in our political genes to wage war abroad for political advantage at home.

This is an American problem. To stay the course another five years…. another trillion dollars….another three thousand casualties….still playing whack a mole….the dow should hit 30K…..our economy should be in high gear……

I dont see a problem. Bush was right…

War is the necessary evil of a free economy and a global market. It’s contained well enough.

I think the Powers have already decided that we stay and fight. Things are just too good.

Sorry, god, but economic growth is the new saving grace.

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

Stand fast, voters. Answer not the polls. For a preference now encourages the fool. Let our candidates poll themselves, a wiser one will emerge soon enough, for it is wisdom that counts now.

Hold thy tongue! Whisper not a vote to tell. Let the pretenders reveal their place, that one might stop this hell.

Fire fight. Sand and storm. Blast and blight, stay unwarned.

Second spin. All within. Naughty grin. can we win?

I dont know. ask cheney. he knows everything.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 10:59 AM | Link to this

Another CNN “slip up.” Apparently, the little liberal girls over at CNN couldn’t contain themselves and their emotions and had this wishful thought over Blair’s resigning. Man, they sure show a lot of their pinko Freudian “slips” over there in liberal girlie la-la land. Sick, sick, sick. Stay in the toilet in ratings, CNN.

By bon scott

May 12, 2007 11:00 AM | Link to this

Gee, that Andi-knuckler dragger sure went on a roll this morning….

A pro-war letter from a recruit in Iraq means more than a bunch of ex-US-Generals who wouldn’t work with Bush the non-conciliator because he refuses to take reccomendations? Or criticism? Don’t blame ‘em. Who wants to work with a neurotic decider-er who can’t admit mistakes?

Move-On is some kid of commie traitor cabal? About as threatening as the NRA, and less than Randall Terry and his anti-abortion nuts and their bombs.

Cuban plane bomber Luis Posada Carrles, implicated in the midair deaths of 70+ Cubans. I can’t figure out from your drunken mumblings if he should still be in a US jail, released on bail by the US or sent to trial in Cuba.

Al Franken and the kiddies? That story’s been beaten to death. Full of holes. Give it up.

Michael Moore going to Cuba? Whoooooo, scary. Casrto’s dead, or almost and after decades, the embargo’s been proven a joke. The Fright House would make better news if it said, “We don’t care. Let the idiot go!”

Katie Couric’s legs? Like anybody gives a shift???

Can’t figure out if you’re on a brand new binge this morning, or still on last night’s whoopie.

By the way, I don’t drink. Too boring. NYAAH NYAAH!

But your new logo is perfect. ZZZZZZZZZ fits you to a T. Drunk, blind, clueless, with no idea what day it is or where you are. At least your PC ramblings keeps you away from guns and cars.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 11:06 AM | Link to this

Obamania:

We should all drive small cars and hybrids. Yet Mr. Articulate drives a V8 Hemi Chryler. Hey Obama, I’ll bet my V8 gets better milage than yours. Oh wait, it already does according to the EPA. Typical hypocrites on the diseased left, do as I say, not as I do. Sick, sick, sick.

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

What do liberals have on conservatives?

We’ve got the Attorney General and his lies. They’ve got Michael Moore and his movie.

We’ve got Cheney drunk and shooting people like some crazed college kid. They’ve got Paris behind bars.

Paris behind bars?? It’s just so perfect and cool. the idea of a creature like that in chains, and locked up in a cage, wearing nothing but that flimsy prison sack, I mean, what’s gonna hold it up, there’s no straps, if you know what I mean….

I know, I formally volunteer to design a prison ensemble (with accessories) for Paris. It’s not much, just a rubber band, actually, but it should keep her decent, if you know what I mean…….

Paris!

By Markus

May 12, 2007 11:17 AM | Link to this

For anyone who cares, here’s a link to some sick liberal diseased cage monkeys who diverted funds for charity to keep that sick twisted Hindenburg of liberalism aloft, Air America. Boner Finchiescott and other diseased liberals just can’t handle the truth sometimes. Air America went down in flames for anyone who cares as well.

By getalife

May 12, 2007 11:20 AM | Link to this

This will end the occupation to steal their

The Iraqis should file charges on our leadership on theft, fraud and genocide so we will see them hanged like Saddam.

Karma.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 11:23 AM | Link to this

On two key themes — taxes and national security — the Democrats may be dooming themselves to defeat.

Sssshhh! Don’t say that too loud Mr. Kudlow. Let’s just sit back and watch Nanny Pelosivich and her “party” run things for a while and let nature take it’s course like a good bowel movement.

By getalife

May 12, 2007 11:32 AM | Link to this

Yes, lets have more criminals in 08.

Wake the F******* up!

Geezus freaking kerist®

By Markus

May 12, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this

In what may be old news already to some, the state of Wisconsin mandated that a gas station owner jack back up his prices from discount programs. So much for caring for the kids and elderly.

Didn’t WI vote RAT the last two presidential elections? Why yes people, it did. Sore “won” in 2000 by a massive margin of 1,240,431 to Bush’s 1,235,035. Now if those numbers were reversed, the sickassed demoncats would have raised holy hell and sued to get those numbers “corrected.” sKerry only had a slightly larger margin of 11,000 votes or so in 2004. Oops, I got sidetracked. Where were we?

But the state Department of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection says those deals violate Wisconsin’s Unfair Sales Act, which requires stations to sell gas for about 9.2 percent more than the wholesale price.

But it’s all Bush’s fault. You ain’t seen nothing on the disease of socialist liberalism yet folks. No wonder they love Chevez.

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 11:40 AM | Link to this

Reports of the GOP’s death are greatly exaggerated. The New Republican Party is green around the gills only because of envy - envy of Democratic Poll Numbers. (blue not green)

Newt’s Green Republican Party:

Green is the color of the bile that the bellow-radio hosts spew. (and the little pills they abuse like the felonious punks they are)

Green is the color of the no bid defense contract profits and the coveting administration’s beedy eyes.

Green is the color of the grass over the graves of those who gave their last full measure of devotion, for this war is a war of the administration, by the administration, and for the administration…testing whether this war or any war so ill-conceived and so hastily-implemented can be long endured……

or this president, or any president, so obviously a puppet with so many strings pulling his every move, pronouncing so many words improperly and improbably…..

By Markus

May 12, 2007 11:42 AM | Link to this

Oops. The proper LINK to my 9:59 and the CNN little liberal girls’ cute trick that was an alleged “slip up.” Such adults, those liberals.

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 11:58 AM | Link to this

ASK NOT what this country can do for IRAQ, but rather what IRAQ can do for US…… JFK in 1944 (true)

By GBA

May 12, 2007 11:58 AM | Link to this

Let’s take a second to talk about “the conservatism of Ronald Reagan”.

President Reagan lowered taxes, but then raised them again (several times) to reduce the impact of our national debt on future generations. President Reagan simplified the tax code rather than making it more complex. President Reagan negotiated with our enemies to reduce the nuclear threat and make the world safer. President Reagan increased the cap on the payroll tax to make it less regressive and secure Social Security and Medicare. President Reagan withdrew troops from Lebanon when pragmatism demanded it. President Reagan appointed justices that placed the law and legal precedent over ideology (Sandra Day O’Connor is one example).

Like Mr. Wooten, I too look forward to the day when we return to the conservatism of Ronald Reagan.

By Captain Freedom Fan

May 12, 2007 12:03 PM | Link to this

Just a quick note to say that I feel blessed to have access to Captain Freedom’s posts — at not charge. It’s true that the best things in life are free.

Please keep ‘em coming, Captain.

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 12:07 PM | Link to this

Reagan was dealing with terrorists (Iran), and that’s one of the reasons we experienced 911. We assassinated, deposed, overthrew, fifth columned, and destroyed so many governments in greater arabia over the years that we simply cant be trusted by any of them. How many times do you F with someone before they F back? The sins of our forefathers…..Even Bush said that he understood why iraqis are insurging, he said he’d insurge too if someone occupied his country…bush was foolish for saying that, but he said it openly and without censure….he’s a child president….we are without civilian leadership…

We need to take civilian control of this country back and boot these para-military adventurers out on their patoots!!

Whose with me? LETS DO IT!!!!

Vote Democrat in ‘08!!!

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 12:07 PM | Link to this

{{{By bonnie scott May 12, 2007 11:00 AM Gee, that Andi-knuckler dragger sure went on a roll this morning…. A pro-war letter from a recruit in Iraq}}}

A recruit eh?

Lt. Jason Nichols and Staff Sergeant Dave Thul, from their respective posts in Baghdad and Al Asad, coordinated an online petition that so far has been signed by 2,843 Active Duty, Reserve and National Guard military personnel members.

{{{Cuban plane bomber Luis Posada Carrles, implicated in the midair deaths of 70+ Cubans.}}}

Yes finchie, the same exact kind of person that you candy as-s Cowards spend all your time trying to free from prison, so that they can cut some more throats. I never said it was right, you maggot, I did say that your anti American hypocrisy was simply unbelievable.

{{{Al Franken and the kiddies? That story’s been beaten to death. Full of holes. Give it up.}}}

Franken signed the check with his own name. No wonder you want us to “give it up.” Typical Coward liberal, witch hunt for non crimes in Congress all day, cover up your own felonies at night.

Geez.

{{{Michael Moore going to Cuba? Whoooooo, scary.}}}

And gave Aid and Comfort to the enemy too. That’s two federal statutes that were broken. Let me guess, not good enough for you “law and order” Cowards, is it?

{{{Katie Couric’s legs?}}}

When did I mention that low ratings, soon to be discarded by you dullards, anti American screecher’s legs?

You can’t even see her legs.

If you could they’d air brush those plump little things anyway.

{{{By the way, I don’t drink. Too boring. NYAAH NYAAH!}}}

Whoa.

WTF?

{{{By bonnie scott May 11, 2007 6:41 PM Here’s the kicker. Oxycodone’s usually taken every 4-5 hours. But OxyContin’s a one-a-day drug because it’s morphine deriative is encased in tiny time release capsules, kind of like Contac cold relief pills. It didn’t take even dumb addicts to realize that smashing Oxyontin tablets destroyed it’s time release function, so they could get the same morphine punch of up to 24 oxycodone pills with just one hit of a pulverized OxyContin.}}}

That’s, uh, good that you don’t drink on top of all that^^.

Although in your case it may help.

Link this finchie.

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By W. Buffet Endorses...

May 12, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this

Barak Obama and Hillary Clinton.

I was watching Charlie Rose interview Warren Buffet this morning (hooray for Tivo), and Buffet said that he would like to see either Barak Obama or Hillary Clinton be elected president in ‘08.

I’m paraphrasing here, but when Charlie asked Warren why, Warren replied that we need a president who works for all Americans, not just guys like him.

By Captain Freedom Fan

May 12, 2007 12:10 PM | Link to this

“at not charge” should have been “at no charge”. Please excuse the bold typo.

By JV

May 12, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this

Typical Wooten - after several paragraphs of stereotyping Democrats (even Southern ones), he complains about the Democratic stereotype of Republicans.

By Politics Aside

May 12, 2007 12:44 PM | Link to this

ASK NOT what Iraq can do for You, rather ask Paris Hilton what she can do for mankind! (alot) JFK in 1960 at the Iowa caucus

By POD...........bwa

May 12, 2007 12:54 PM | Link to this

Tiny bubbles…in dull’s brain…makes him silly….and quite insane…..

POD! unzip…flop….PP-pp….

Confound it! I’m definitely gonna have to drink more electrolytes. (camera to me drinking a two quart bottle of gatorade)

half hour later…POD! unzip…flop….PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

stream on!

bwa

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Hey dull, it’s raining, man!!!!

bwa

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By POD

May 12, 2007 1:05 PM | Link to this

AL Jezeera has reportedly come up with a timetable for withdrawal of Al Queda forces from Iraq and redeployment back to Saudi Arabia where the 911 terrorists all came from anyway, much to Cheney’s embarrassment, seeing as how cheney is the Saudi puppet for the ages.

Anyway, The timetable seems to coincide with the projections Al Gore has made for global warming and the next ice age….WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER!!

That’s some timetable you got there Ahkmed, why dont you stick some C4 up your…..

Remember, dull supports the Al Queda disinformation specialists from whom he steals and hacks all his blogs. (just like hannity/rush) Al Queda hates freedom loving democratic peoples everywhere, just as dull does.

Dull’s a 5th column traitor who should be arrested, given a fair trial and then hanged.

unzip…..flop….PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

bwa

another gush for freedom!!

By POD

May 12, 2007 1:22 PM | Link to this

This just in…. The only rebuke Bush and Cheney gave the actual 911 terror group al queda was to object, “Oh no you didn’t!”

Otherwise, they have left them totally alone to conspire some other dastardly deed.

They need to face the music now. Impeach Bush/Cheney.

Let the Speaker run things for a while.

By Poofodull

May 12, 2007 1:29 PM | Link to this

Andi Gurly (rhymes with Curl-y) has been going on about some soldier petition.

My bet is the vast majority of signers have never been any closer to any real action than Andi.

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By Sailor

May 12, 2007 1:33 PM | Link to this

The Sailor said Andi, you’re a fine girl…

Well, Andi does get a lot of action here at the base - zipper action.

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 1:38 PM | Link to this

By POD………..bwa May 12, 2007 12:54 PM By POD May 12, 2007 1:05 PMBy POD May 12, 2007 1:22 PM By Poofodull May 12, 2007 1:29 PMBy Sailor May 12, 2007 1:33 PM

I’m not fvcking with your head, am I Polly?

Good, I hope you stew all afternoon, Coward.

Geez.

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By For the Record ...

May 12, 2007 1:46 PM | Link to this

Ronald Reagan. The avuncular, orange-haired grandfather of the Conservative Revolution.

Huge deficits. The world-wide spread of the HIV virus. Insane lies and ineptitude that was Iran-Contra.

To his credit, he managed to be in office when Eastern Europe revolted and Soviet Union imploded.

No wonder he is revered in the South: He was all dye and gloss, a TV cue-card reading, camera-angled mannequin, his painted face and body shellacked over a dark, vacant, and ultimately vulgar soul … a second-tier huckster adept at the elicitation of a false and corrupt reverence for the non-existent America where “we didn’t even know we had a race problem.”

Just out of curiosity, all you intellectual right-wingers: how many black people didn’t know we had a race problems in 1920’s America?

By jm

May 12, 2007 2:02 PM | Link to this

Considering many of the republicans under the gold dome used to be democrats (including Sonny Perdue) it is not surprising that Mr. Wooten compares them to the old democrats who ran the state.

Mr. Wooten really should credit President Nixon and his southern strategy more than Ronald Reagan for the growth of the republican party in the south.

Also, under Nixon is where Vice President Cheney got his start. Unfortunately, he and W are poor imitators of the master, tricky Dicky.

Oh yeah, those republican moderates? Those are the ones you refer to as RINOs, even though they formed the backbone of the republican party for its first 100 years.

By JW

May 12, 2007 2:06 PM | Link to this

Excellent commentary by Wooten. I share in this belief that the leftward social agenda of the modern Democratic party has driven many of the “old time” Democrats out.

Now we have folks like Saxby Chambliss calling themselves “conservative” but then fighting tooth and nail for every agricultural subsidy they can get. So much for conservative Republican “free market” thinking.

Isn’t it funny how 90% of the black population can belong to the Democratic Party and that’s ok, but if the majority of whites align with Republicans it’s because they are “racists”. Gotta love the double standards liberals try to impose on society.

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 2:12 PM | Link to this

Tsk Tsk, Madame Pelosi.

House Democrats are suddenly balking at the tough lobbying reforms they touted to voters last fall as a reason for putting them in charge of Congress.

Now that they are running things, many Democrats want to keep the big campaign donations and lavish parties that lobbyists put together for them. They’re also having second thoughts about having to wait an extra year before they can become high-paid lobbyists themselves should they retire or be defeated at the polls.

The growing resistance to several proposed reforms now threatens passage of a bill that once seemed on track to fulfill Democrats’ campaign promise of cleaner fundraising and lobbying practices.

Why are they backpeddling?

The chief stumbling block in the House centers on whether to require disclosures of a fundraising practice called bundling. It involves lobbyists soliciting and collecting campaign donations from other people and then presenting them in one package to the targeted candidate.

Under current law, each individual check-writer must report his or her donation. But the lobbyist-bundlers, who use the practice to ingratiate themselves to politicians, often go undetected.

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 2:15 PM | Link to this

{{{By For the Record …May 12, 2007 1:46 PM Ronald Reagan. The avuncular, orange-haired grandfather of the Conservative Revolution. Huge deficits. The world-wide spread of the HIV virus.}}}

Yeah, like the gay bathhouses didn’t have anything to do with that, geez.

You can tell what a great man Ronald “God Bless His Soul” Reagan was, liberals still lie and make up stories about him years after he has been out of office.

He kicked their as-ses.

They *still haven’t gotten over it.

That’s what Wooten wants, is some Con to rise up and give the sniveling Coward liberals a swift kick in their whiney little as-ses, like Reagan would have.

I’m with you on that one, Jim.

Come on Polly, call me a f-ag, you Coward.

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By Morbo

May 12, 2007 2:32 PM | Link to this

Every few weeks, I get a catalog from a firm in Connecticut that sells books that have been remaindered. It’s printed on newsprint in tiny type but is always worth poring over because, while most of the offerings are dross, gems do lurk within.

One thing I’ve learned from years of reading this catalog is that the cult of Ronald Reagan is alive and well. Every possible aspect of Reagan’s life has been chronicled, dissected and discussed, often from an idol-worshipping, hagiographic perspective. Many of these books have ended up remaindered.

In a recent catalog, I saw perhaps the worst Reagan-related item ever: a multi-CD set of radio speeches he gave as governor of California. How much Reagan-flavored Kool-Aid would you have to ingest, I wondered, before you longed to hear The Gipper pontificate about the burning issues of 1972?

But even knowing of the cult’s existence and the fanatical devotion of its adherents, I have to wonder how many people will get through the Reagan diaries.

Note that in the reporting about these writings, which Reagan kept all through his presidency, certain words were used. The diaries, we were told, portray Reagan as “amiable”, “uncomplicated”, “wistful” and “funny”. Words that were not used to describe these writings include “insightful,” “intelligent” and “analytical.”

My favorite line was this passage from the Associated Press:

The earnest entries are marked by a spare writing style in which Reagan reduced complicated matters to their essence.

I realize Reagan is dead and that this means the mainstream media is too cowardly to say anything negative about him for the next 50 years, but maybe his writing style was “sparse” and he “reduced complicated matters to their essence” because the man was, in fact, a lunkhead.

I don’t know about you, but after seven years of a president who makes Reagan look like Soren Kirkegaard, I’m ready for an occupant of the White House whose mind is somewhat “complicated.”

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 2:48 PM | Link to this

Morbo,

Just out of curiosity, who do you especially admire that we may contrast with what you refer to as the “lunkhead” Ronald Reagan?

Since you are irked by Reagan’s “spare” writing style, I’m betting that you hold John Kerry in high esteem, as you are no doubt mad about nuance. You’re both pompous asses’ too.

By Midori

May 12, 2007 2:50 PM | Link to this

Isn’t it funny how 90% of the black population can belong to the Democratic Party and that’s ok, but if the majority of whites align with Republicans it’s because they are “racists”. Gotta love the double standards liberals try to impose on society.

it’s because your party, and all that it stands for, is racist.

face the reality, and stop trying to invent an alternate one.

By For the Record ...

May 12, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this

Andy, Reagan could have declared HIV a worldwide health problems, and saved the U.S. and world billions by fighting it early. Even if he was morally offended.

You conservatives love money more than people … or children … so why not admit if would have been cost-effective for him to fight it?

And please reply — how many Afican-Americans weren’t aware of the “race problem” when Reagan said “we” didn’t know one existed in his debate with Carter?

By kool breeze

May 12, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this

“it’s because your party, and all that it stands for, is racist.”

Dems love to lie about racism from Republicans and never give examples. Sad so many people waste a good day blogging Dem propogandist bs here.

By For the Record ...

May 12, 2007 3:13 PM | Link to this

Danish, Markus, anyone for an intelligent debate — no name-calling?

Be honest: Reagan was wrong not to fight HIV. Why is this hard for you to admit?

Supporting a President or a party doesn’t mean you shouldn’t criticize the wrong positions or decisions.

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 3:13 PM | Link to this

{{{By For the Record …May 12, 2007 2:51 PM Andy, Reagan could have declared HIV a worldwide health problems, and saved the U.S. and world billions by fighting it early. Even if he was morally offended.}}}

Blow me.

The AIDS problem was identified as an epidemic in 1986, two years before Reagan got out of office. He immediately ramped up spending based on what the CDC asked for.

In fact, the spread of AIDS increased worldwide under the watch of the Clinton administration and only the massive expenditures made by Bush have slowed the infections.

Make up history as you go, Cowards it is all you got.

Your president ruined the economy, got us held hostage by Iran, Reagan solved both problems in his first year.

Amazing how those “massive deficits” have yet to harm the economy.

When Reagan increased the arms race, put Nukes in Europe, stood firm at Reykjavik {1986: Reykjavik summit ends in failure-BBC Headline, haha}, spoke freedom to the Poles and the Germans, what happened to the Soviet Union, where did they ever go?

Which was right after you libs said the US was losing the cold war, no less.

Gee, what about the critical acclaim that Bill Clinton got for his huge boring book?

Reagan was one of the most articulate men that ever lived but most of what he said made perfect sense so liberals were unable to understand it.

You libs hate how much he wore your as-ses out.

Now that Republicans have turned into spineless Cowards that won’t fight back, why do you think these Conservatives are longing for Reagan?

Cause he was a dud?

Hardly.

Come on Polly, call me a f-ag, you Coward.

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By jm

May 12, 2007 3:24 PM | Link to this

Of course, the fact that the Soviet Union was being bled dry by fighting an open ended war in a muslim country (sound familiar?) had absolutely nothing to do with their collapse.

By For the Record ...

May 12, 2007 3:35 PM | Link to this

Andy … Andy … Andy …

I tried to treat you like an adult. I apologize — it was a fool’s errand.

If you believe Ronald Reagan immediately recognized the danger of the disease and led the world’s fight against HIV/Aids, then you are neither rational nor … dare I say … sane.

But then again, I am just reiterating the obvious.

Andy, surely even you should know that calling someone “Coward” anonymously — as you do all the time — is in and of itself an act of cowardice. But then again, you aren’t much of a student of irony, are you?

By getalife

May 12, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this

Dig Reagan up and run him.

The gop are dead like Reagan, nothing but corporate prostitutes.

Its funny reading the blame game about Iraq. The truth is coming out and yet they still have their jobs, opining in the corporate media and no indictments.

Looks like if there will be justice for their crimes, it will not happen here. Iraq will have to seek their own justice.

Geezus freaking kerist®

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this

{{{The initial force entering the country consisted of three motor rifle divisions (including the 201st), one separate motor rifle regiment, one airborne division, 56th Separate Air Assault Brigade, and one separate airborne regiment.[24] Following the deployment, the Soviet troops were unable to establish authority outside Kabul. As much as 80% of the countryside still escaped effective government control. The initial mission, to guard cities and installations, was expanded to combat the anti-communist Mujahideen forces, primarily using Soviet reservists.}}}

If supporting 4 divisions in combat “broke” the Soviet Union, then there was never anything there to begin with.

And if so, what were you sniveling Coward liberals shrieking about all those years, hiding under your desks?

Haha, just like you hysterically shriek now over nothing.

Socialism is a failed concept, you can’t force a state to be productive, it’s an idiot idea that only you liberals could come up with.

Reagan saw right through it, instead of signing mindless treaties, he ramped up military spending, started proxy wars all over the globe, broke their backs.

Just like he broke you Coward democrats from sucking egg.

We need to get back to those days.

I agree with that.

Come on Polly, call me a f-ag, you Coward.

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By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 3:41 PM | Link to this

{{{“This isn’t bugs or bunnies, it is survival or destruction,” charged Rep. Jane Harman, California Democrat and the former ranking member on the Intelligence panel. “Droughts affect the stability of governments and stability of governments is one of the few things we need to know about.”}}}

Onward Chicken Coward Hawks

Marching on to war

Fighting “global warming”

Even in the cold

Such bravery, such courage, ignore Al Qaeda, who kills scores of innocents daily, but wage war against something that could potentially save lives.

What as-ses, gawd, I hope France isn’t looking, how embarrassing.

Come on Polly, call me a f-ag, you Coward.

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By Jackson

May 12, 2007 3:44 PM | Link to this

Why do Republican’s cling to Reagan’s mythology? The man was no saint. He launched his presidential campaign with racist overtones in Philadelphia, Miss. He also turned a blind eye to the AIDS epidemic. Why would any party want to lay claim to racism and homophobia?

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 3:49 PM | Link to this

It’s pretty sad when sniveling Coward liberals believe their own propaganda, but what do you expect?:

{{{“As I recall, from 1984 onward — and bear in mind that the AIDS virus was not identified until 1982 — every Reagan budget contained a large sum of money specifically earmarked for AIDS,” says Peter Robinson, a former Reagan speechwriter and author of How Ronald Reagan Changed My Life. “Now, people will argue that it wasn’t enough,” Robinson adds. “But, of course, that’s the kind of argument that takes place over every item in the federal budget. Nevertheless, the notion that he was somehow callous or had a cruel or cynical attitude towards homosexuals or AIDS victims is just ridiculous.”}}}

{{{New York University’s archived, hard copies of budget documents from fiscal year 1984 through FY 1989 show that Reagan proposed at least $2.79 billion for AIDS research, education, and treatment. In a Congressional Research Service study titled AIDS Funding for Federal Government Programs: FY1981-FY1999, author Judith Johnson found that overall, the federal government spent $5.727 billion on AIDS under Ronald Reagan. This higher number reflects President Reagan’s proposals as well as additional expenditures approved by Congress that he later signed.}}}

Geez.

Come on Polly, call me a f-ag, you Coward.

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By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 3:52 PM | Link to this

Da Man in France speaks:

{{{On foreign policy, he was a blunt-speaking realist. “The idea of an Iran with nuclear weapons is unacceptable,” he said. He stunned a group of Arab ambassadors, the New York Times reported, by telling them “his foreign policy priority as president would be to forge a closer relationship with Israel.” The people must never forget, he said elsewhere, that they are “heirs of 2,000 years of Christianity.”}}}

Did you get that, you sniveling Coward liberals, you gaze at “global warming”, the men save the world from tyranny.

Come on Polly, call me a f-ag, you Coward.

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By Poofodull

May 12, 2007 3:58 PM | Link to this

Andi/e -

Fa-g?

Female?

Or both.

F-ag, for sure.

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 4:00 PM | Link to this

For the Revisionist Record,

In Radical Son, David Horowitz goes into great detail how he met with gay activists in San Francisco very early on to warn them about AIDS, and particularly about the dangers of their promiscuous bathhouse behavior.

It was the gay activists themselves who willfully ignored these warnings, and saw them as an attempt by conservatives to deprive them of the sexual freedom they believed they deserved.

The rest is history.

By For the Record ...

May 12, 2007 4:00 PM | Link to this

Mr. Wooten:

AndyDull.

TFTT/”Liberals are Scum”.

Jbmlaw (who whines like Chile Libertarian about having to pay taxes, but who doesn’t seem to support the personal freedoms — pot, internet gambling, adult sex, et.al. — that are the sole redeeming features of the Libertarian platform)

Markus.

Are you suitably embarassed yet?

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 4:03 PM | Link to this

Is there something wrong with being a f-ag Polly?

Huh?

Poof is right, Coward.

Racist mutherfvcker.

You ain’t sh-it.

But you are a liberal.

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By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 4:18 PM | Link to this

{{{Not without reason, either: There is a tradeoff between safety and efficiency. The National Academy of Sciences concluded that CAFE standards contributed to as many as 3,200 additional fatalities each year, because downsized cars are less safe in accidents. Other studies from the Brookings Institution and the Competitive Enterprise Institute put that number significantly higher.}}}

Gosh, I wonder why the sniveling Coward liberals persist with their fuel economy standards, even though it has cost more lives than in one year than Iraq has in 4?

Why no whining, why no cries for cutting and running from their smaller wienie cars?

Do they want you to die?

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By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this

Well that was a fast lake trip. Thunderboomers from hell. Damn that global warming in the spring and summer.

ForTheRecordIDpoof:

Since your sick liberal demoncat brethren here use homosexual epithets to insult Conservatives here, I will not engage you with a debate on what The Gipper did or did not do with regards to AIDS funding. You jackals really should be more careful in how you insult those you despise (ie: those who don’t THINK like you sickos).

You sick people on the diseased left care so much about the homosexual community and AIDS that you use their misfortunes of life to insult those you hate.

Mr. Wooten:

Are you suitably embarassed yet?

I’m sure he’s not 1% as embarrassed as what some of your sick diseased liberal demoncat ilk on the left have posted on muffingtonpost.com that have had to be removed like the Dick Cheney execution comment (bet that @sshole had a fun time with the Secret Service).

No recordbrain, you and your ilk don’t dominate this nation with the disease of neoStalinist liberalism. Just keep running that mouth like your girl Nanny Pelosivich.

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this

At the risk of being called “homophobic” and “racist”, the link to benefits of circumcision and AIDS prevention has been theorized since the 1980s and has now been proven.

I betcha it will be decades before circumcision becomes routine in Africa. Why? Health officials have hesitated to integrate circumcision with other HIV-prevention strategies, because the practice has strong cultural and religious implications.

This time they’ll blame it on Bush.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:23 PM | Link to this

I had so much fun with the young boys on the trip. We took turns sucking each other’s c*ck.

By Apocalypse

May 12, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Shut up b!tch!!!!!

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 4:31 PM | Link to this

Apocalypse,

The truth hurts, doesn’t it?

By Apocalypse

May 12, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

The only thing that’s gonna hurt is your esophagus after my c*ck invades it.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this

Doesn’t take long to get ID jacked around here from a communist queefbag liberal demoncat from hell. Case exhibit to my earlier post to the liberal ID jacker at 4:23. You people mean nothing here or to the nation. Worthless. Meaningless. Dead air. Zombies.

Really.

By Apocalypse

May 12, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Can’t you do anything right? That link you posted took me right back here you dumba$$ b!tch!!!!!!!!!

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:41 PM | Link to this

I’m going to tighten my abs so that I can bend over and suck my own c*ck. Everyone else’s tastes so good, I figure why not give mine a shot?

By getalife

May 12, 2007 4:42 PM | Link to this

Geezus freaking kerist®

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:45 PM | Link to this

Meanwhile, the left’s heroes like those of our resident liberal pollyparrot Rednex ID poofer continue to carry on with their anti-American, anti-Western, and especially anti-freedom Mickey Mouse KILL ALL NOT MUSLIM propoganda.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070511/wlnm/palestiniansshowdc2

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 4:46 PM | Link to this

Apocalypse,

Here’s the link I screwed up. I apologize. Now it’s time for your side to take some responsibility for their actions.

The C.I.A. and AIDS

By getalife

May 12, 2007 4:48 PM | Link to this

Here ya go cowards

Have at it.

Geez®

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:49 PM | Link to this

WTF is up with posting links around here? The link AGAIN. This is getting old.

By getalife

May 12, 2007 4:50 PM | Link to this

Great work by President Clinton getting cheaper Aids drugs.

A great man for the world.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:50 PM | Link to this

getalife,

Billie Jean is not my lover, she’s just a girl that claims that I am the one. But, the kid is not my son.

P.S. I’m working on my singing skills just for you.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this

Let the record reflect that islamofacists, that the diseased left in this nation and in Europe want to placate and “not be afraid of,” hate homosexuals and want to kill them all. The hysteria of the emotionalism of liberalism them to not think things through much.

By Apocalypse

May 12, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this

Thanks b!tch. That was most idiotic article I’ve ever seen.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this

That’s the reason I hate islamofacists. They don’t like us homosexuals, well they can kiss my grits. There’s nothing wrong with me taking a hard one up the a$$.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 5:01 PM | Link to this

ID jack 4:50. Let the record reflect that I don’t respect “getalife” enough to call “getalife” “getalife.”

Anyway, allow me to wade past the wet diaper of our resident liberal demonRAT ID poofer.

It appears the Alsorebot and his Jim Jones cult of man-made global walarmism and growing corn or sugar to solve oil issues is being rejected in Argentina as well as the states. Typical sick liberalism: emotionalize first and deal with reality like how MUCH said emotionalism will cost later.

Idiots.

By Bo

May 12, 2007 5:03 PM | Link to this

Al Sharpton clearly crossed the line this week when he said, “As for the one Mormon running for office, those who really believe in God will defeat him anyways, so don’t worry about that; that’s a temporary situation.” But that’s nothing compared to what Romney has to overcome on the right.

Bill Keller, a fairly prominent televangelist in religious right circles and a graduate of Jerry Falwell’s college, also lashes out at those evangelical leaders who haven’t condemned Romney. “I have watched in horror over the past weeks as one evangelical Christian leader after another has either endorsed, supported, or just as bad, refused to denounce Romney’s run for the White House and those Christian leaders who support him,” Keller writes. “Last weekend Pat Robertson, founder of CBN and Regent University, had Romney deliver the keynote address to the graduates of Regent. Regent is one of the great Christian colleges in this nation, and Robertson allowed this cult member to deliver the commencement address. Is he out of his mind?” In addition, he writes in his daily devotional to be sent out to 2.4 million e-mail subscribers, “If you vote for Mitt Romney, you are voting for Satan!”

OK, Keller, now tell us how you really feel.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 5:03 PM | Link to this

Everybody knows I call getalife by the name “gitmo”. He gitmo bl*wjobs than me because I’m too busy giving them.

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 5:04 PM | Link to this

Apocalypse,

Don’t shoot the messenger. It is not the article, but the people who believe this nonsense (not unlike 9/11 Truthers) who are idiotic.

By getalife

May 12, 2007 5:05 PM | Link to this

Right back at ya macaca.

Cult freak.

Geezus freaking kerist †

By Markus

May 12, 2007 5:09 PM | Link to this

Did any of the liberal mainstream media who love to SHOUT WITH THE BULLHORNS ABOUT BUSHISMS comment on Obama’s liberal hysteria overemotionalism and LIE about 10,000 people dying in the Kansas tornado outbreak?

chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp

By Apocalypse

May 12, 2007 5:13 PM | Link to this

Markus,

Obama didn’t lie you d!ckless f@g! He made a mistake like you and I make every day. At least his mistakes aren’t costing thousands of our troops lives pervert! If you’re hanging your hat on that, then its going to be a long election season for you.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 5:20 PM | Link to this

Obama didn’t lie you d!ckless f@g! He made a mistake like you and I make every day.

Oh I get it now Apocolypse you hypocritical liberal POS. When the RIGHT does it, it’s a LIE. When the sickassed left does it, it’s a “mistake.”

Thanks for clearing that up for me, liberal pinko pantyatain.

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 5:22 PM | Link to this

Apocalpse,

This story comes from a favorite Left Wing source, Common Dreams. It doesn’t mention the Nobel Prize winners wacky conspiracy theories, but she supports the Kyoto Treaty as a way to end Global Warming.

In other words, she’s a perfect moonbat.

By Apocalypse

May 12, 2007 5:22 PM | Link to this

Blacks who think that way give the rest of us a bad name! Some of us are filled with so much fear and resentment, it prevents us from engaging in rational thought. The last time I rebuked this type of thinking, I told the person that “you don’t see jews running aroung thinking that the Germans are still out to get them do you?” They didn’t even know what I was talking about.

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 5:23 PM | Link to this

Woops, here’s the link to the Common Wet Dreams story about one of their favorite moonbats.

By Markus

May 12, 2007 5:24 PM | Link to this

And I’m talking about TALKING pantyqueef apocalisp and not policy. For the record, history has not said whether Bush and the RAT pack in congress going to war in Iraq is a mistake. Deal with that reality, jackass.

By Buy Danish

May 12, 2007 5:26 PM | Link to this

Apocalypse,

It’s somewhat reassuring to hear that you don’t buy into this nonsense, but a Nobel Prize winner does.

This thread all began because people are still blaming Ronald Reagan for the AIDS epidemic.

By TW

May 12, 2007 5:26 PM | Link to this

Obama’s slip was huge…saying that 10,000 died when it was really 12 is like saying the 600,000 Bush has killed in iraq is really 500 million…

By Markus

May 12, 2007 5:26 PM | Link to this

Why do they call you “Apocalypse”? Would having sex with you make a man like me feel like the world is coming to an end? Sorry, but I’m already taken. Gitmo and I don’t agree politically, but we sure do sexually. Tonight, he’s going to gitmo of my a$$. You want to watch?

By BH

May 12, 2007 5:27 PM | Link to this

37 million Americans are living below the official poverty threshold, which is $19,971 a year for a family of four. That’s one out of every eight Americans, and many of them are children.

More than 90 million Americans, close to a third of the entire population, are struggling to make ends meet on incomes that are less than twice the official poverty line. In my book, they’re poor too.

By WootenDull

May 12, 2007 5:29 PM | Link to this

Yes, let’s shelve the argument about whether Obama has sh-it for brains and instead let us discuss why he was blaming the tornado and the deaths from it on Bush.

Is that concept not utterly ridiculous?

Maybe Snowflake is so much in awe of Bush that he just naturally attributes sever weather making skills to him?

Or maybe he’s a mindless little goony, who relies on stupid, childish slogans to amaze you dumbas-s Cowards, hey, that’s it!

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By Markus

May 12, 2007 5:30 PM | Link to this

LMAO. The diseased liberal Sorebots in the media have to fly all over the nation to report on carbon footprints.

Hey liberal jackasses, I’ve got a question for you: if I lay down a 50’ patch of rubber on a street, does that burned rubber counter any gas I used to do it since that rubber left there won’t be going to a landfill? The hysterical overestrogened emotionalism of liberalism makes me sick.

By Fun Facts

May 12, 2007 5:32 PM | Link to this

  • The number of poor people in America has increased by five million over the past six years.

  • The richest one percent of Americans collectively got nearly 20 percent of the nation’s income in 2005.

  • The poorest 20 percent collectively got 3.4 percent of the nation’s income in 2005.

    • By Apocalypse

    May 12, 2007 5:32 PM | Link to this

    Markus,

    I hear that NAMBLA is having a meeting in midtown tonight. Why don’t you and “gitmo” go done there now before you miss your regular seats. In the meantime me and that b!tch of a mother that brought you in this world are going to have our usual Saturday night S&M session. I believe tonight’s theme is “how titilating is the pancreas”?

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 5:34 PM | Link to this

    Please ignore the little ankle-nipping liberal neocommie ID poofer folks, all he’s got in debate is jacking other people’s IDs. What a wuss.

    That’s the disease of the sick left for you. Imagine @ssholes that “think” like that running this nation. Scary, eh?

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 5:38 PM | Link to this

    Conservatives usually police their own here and let someone know when something said has been over the top or wrong. We have no problem disagreeing amongst each other from time to time.

    Ever notice how the diseased left never do that amongst their sickassed ilk here?

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 5:39 PM | Link to this

    gitmo,

    You’re the one that I want, you are the one I want, ooh, ooh, ooh!

    Doesn’t it feel good to be a gay man in Atlanta? I get to go to whole communities that publicly display all the affection I need. Pretty soon, I’ll move over to beastiality. What do you think of that getalife, I mean, gitmo?

    By GaLiberal

    May 12, 2007 5:40 PM | Link to this

    I’m thankful the Party of Reagan hasn’t emerged. That clown racked up a huge deficit that took 12 years of slashing social programs to eliminate. Plus Reagan caused untold suffering to thoes that contracted AIDS because it offended his narrow moral views. RR was a puppet; put up by the Republicans, propped up to appear presidental when in fact he was just an actor. And a ‘B’ actor at that. RR is responsible for the problems we face today. If our social safety nets like welfare had been left in tact there would not be homeless children starving to death in our streets. Of course, you snooty Republicans - safey ensconsed in your multi-million dollar homes or driven by racist ideology - turn a blind eye and demand more tax cuts. I voted for RR twice. I didn’t make the same mistake with George Bush (a ‘B’ human being at that). If the party of Reagan never again emerges, that’s fine with me.

    By WootenDull

    May 12, 2007 5:41 PM | Link to this

    Speaking of stupid, mindless slogans that amaze dumbas-s Cowards:

    {{{By Fun Facts May 12, 2007 5:32 PM The number of poor people in America has increased by five million over the past six years.}}}

    Why don’t you carry your socialist as-s on?

    1) Being “poor” in America means that your Escalade doesn’t have spinners on it.

    2) The lower 48% of Americans do not pay any taxes at all.

    3) Some people are simply unemployable, just like some people are blooming idiots, like you for instance.

    4) Why are you libs taxing gasoline on an average of 50 cents a gallon? Huh, huh, how are the “poor” supposed to gas up the Escalade and go to work??

    Coward.

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    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 5:42 PM | Link to this

    “The number of poor people in America has increased by five million over the past six years.”

    “Poor” are defined by income. Rich people with no income are included. Facts suck.

    “The richest one percent of Americans collectively got nearly 20 percent of the nation’s income in 2005.”

    The Richest one percent paid 37% of all federal income tax revenue. Sounds fair to me.

    “The poorest 20 percent collectively got 3.4 percent of the nation’s income in 2005.”

    The bottom 50% paid 3.4% of all federal income tax. Sounds fair to me.

    Too easy.

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 5:49 PM | Link to this

    When I get home, I’m going to let my dog f^ck me.

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 5:55 PM | Link to this

    You think Breck Girl John “Neckbrance” Edwards learned anything from studying about the “poor” and hedge funds? Hey Johnboy, ever visited a gas station where the “poor” are p!ssing their money away on booze and lotto tickets?

    No, of course not. That’s that tough thing called the Real World that’s WAY more difficult to address than wetting your bed over slack@sses.

    By Cornshucks

    May 12, 2007 5:56 PM | Link to this

    The Green Republican Party. They’re green with envy. America has turned blue and they’re fed up with you know who.

    I listen to Hannity driving home, and if he’s any indication, the right has become completely unhinged, deranged, and histrionic. I haven’t heard wailing like that since rosie hung upside down on the view!

    The thing about the Iraq War is this: It has become bigger than the “war on terror”. The Iraq War is still going through it’s convolutions of resolution, and as the consequences of our peacetime occupation become painfully clear to each and every American, Bush will be lucky if all that happens is a good old fashioned tar and feathering.

    This total mess is such a huge catastrophe for the planet that we’ll be apologizing for at least 300 years, (like slavery).

    Once it becomes clear what’s actually happening in Iraq, then Bush will resign, trust me, Cheney will probably become so unhinged that he’ll start a reality show called, “Cross-dressing with Rudi”.

    bwa

    Only 24 more days till Paris tittilates the planet with her behind bars act. Possibly the sexiest scenario yet conceived. She’s going to be in a cage, man! Far out. And those skimpy flimsy prison outfits, wearing nothing underneath, OMG!!!

    PARIS!!!!

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 6:09 PM | Link to this

    Teresa Earnhardt has got to be the dumbest broad in motorsports racing US history. Not giving up 51% of a cash cow, and she’s gonna pay big time. I’ll wager she’s a Breck Boy Edwards Carolina fan. Only a democrat could make such a stupid decision.

    By Cornshucks

    May 12, 2007 6:16 PM | Link to this

    The Right is grasping at straws with their mits (romney). How hard up could the Green Republican Party be if they’re looking to the unelectable for leadership? The Right is actually cannibalizing itself….hey, it’s the Soylent Green Republican Party!!

    It’s made from PEOPLE!!!

    Aughh!! IT’s MADE FROM PEOPLE!!!!

    Aughh!

    bwa

    Newt is playing it so cool that it’s obvious he thinks he can run a successful campaign. Oh, we’re praying he runs. I’ve been waiting for a home run like Newt for years.

    Run, Newt, Run!!

    I’ve joined something called the Grass Roots Campaign for the Democratic Party. They’re trying to make sure we get a Democrat in the White House in ‘08.

    But the Repudlickan Party is mine. Sighted SubPar Candidate. Will Sink Same.

    bwa.

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 6:24 PM | Link to this

    Romney is a Republican from Assachussetts. Now tell me how that makes him a racist sick liberals? Oh, well, if you get out of liberal neoLeninist Bahston and go visit mid-Mass areas like Milford, you’ll see that there are a LOT of Conservatives there. Just like our Founding Fathers reasoned: people are different outside of collectivism in dense areas.

    By Markus

    May 12, 2007 6:27 PM | Link to this

    Put the Shrill on the ticket RATs, and you WILL lose. Please do it.

    By GodHatesTrash

    May 12, 2007 11:16 PM | Link to this

    Lady Markanus, Andi Gurl -

    Stupid poofs that pray together.

    Well, they spend alot of time on their knees anyway.

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 8:06 AM | Link to this

    Stick it up your as-s, Cynthia:

    {{{Most U.S. combat troops would never deliberately kill civilians. But under pressure, they may fire indiscriminately at checkpoints and rain bombs down on houses with women and children inside. When soldiers and Marines are surrounded by insurgents who hide behind civilians, those tactics may seem necessary.-Queen Pinko}}}

    Not one stinking word, zero, denouncing the terrorists use of civilians as shields, it’s just bad America again.

    What about the AJC spreading propaganda for the terrorists that is a direct result of them hiding behind civilians?

    Like Tucker’s suckas-s column today.

    The terrorists know how to score points against our soldiers, know how to get our soldier’s hands tied behind their back and golly, look at Cynthia helping them out.

    What about the fake photos the AJC published of staged civilian casualties?

    Perpetuating and legitimizing the hiding behind civilian tactic is just as bad as shooting a innocent woman or child.

    Printed on the page preceding Queen Pinko’s most recent Aid and Comfort to Al Qaeda manifesto:

    Perhaps if the enemy had seen a truly unified nation during this war, we wouldn’t still be facing them today- Patricia B, Atlanta.

    One sentence makes more sense then the entire remainder of the Urinal editorial section combined, one reader with more power of reasoning than the AJC editorial board grand poohba.

    Pis-s on you.

    I never heard any libs denouncing FDR who firebombed Dresden and Tokyo, killing not 24 civilians but 240,000 civilians.

    You libs suck, scoring political points against the soldiers risking their lives to protect, how cheap, how low.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    {{{As the Barak Obama prepared to join the presidential fray late last year, he threw his weight behind the union-backed campaign against Wal-Mart. He declared that there was a “moral responsibility to stand up and fight” the company and “force them to examine their own corporate values”. The apparent contradiction between Sen Obama’s political calculation to join the Wal-Mart-bashing lobby, and his wife’s profitable role with a company that makes money from Wal-Mart, is being closely scrutinized by “opposition” research teams working for rival White House candidates, The Sunday Telegraph has learnt.}}}

    Yes, let’s shelve the argument about whether Obama has sh-it for brains and instead discuss why Obama would decide to “demonize” Walmart, a company that has lifted untold numbers and even whole countries out of poverty.

    Did he think Walmart was making such a huge sum of money that no one would notice his mil or two?

    Is he a partisan hack goony in service to the labor unions, unions that are looking for fresh meat now that they have sucked the automakers dry?

    P.S. Thank you Hillary, you chubby little pig, for finding this information and retching it up in the mainstream press for the “opposition” to use against your rival.

    We owe you one.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    Hillary: Bush Runs ‘Government of the Few’

    Whereas Hillary, the little pig monster, would have a government that took your money and gave it to the “many.”

    Yes, that’s what I want, sheez.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    {{{Mullah Dadullah, the Taliban’s most prominent military commander, was killed in fighting in southern Afghanistan with Afghan and NATO troops, officials said Sunday.}}}

    Good riddance.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    Now it’s your turn, depraved Polly the degenerate, wow us with your hatred of homosexuals, amaze us with the perverted sexual filth you spew, the only things your mind can come up with, admit to everyone how much the truth bothers you but you are too stupid and disgusting to dispute it with facts.

    All you can do is vomit on everyone.

    So take it away, you POS.

    By Homily

    May 13, 2007 8:25 AM | Link to this

    Today’s sermon involves forgiveness. You know, we all make mistakes, of course some more than others, in fact some of us screw up so much that most of our statutes and ordinances were passed because of the misdeeds of a handful of ne’er-do-wells.

    But that’s another story. No, today we will talk about forgiveness. Now, even though it’s human to err, and divine to forgive, we aren’t allowed to direct divine benediction, instead, we must take up the cross ourselves, and forgive tresspassers, just as we are directed in the Lord’s Prayer.

    So, I want to talk about the person who’s stealing my newspaper from my driveway in the morning, can I have an Amen?

    “SO BE IT”!

    Close enough. Now I’m not making any accusations, rather, I’m merely pointing out that a heinous crime, a crime so repugnant that some mornings I shout out to the heavens and curse almighty god himself, (did I say that out loud?)…

    “AMEN”.

    Sorry, folks, I can do better, forgive me, but whoever it is stealing my newspaper, I want them to come up here now, and together we will accept the grace of divine indulgence and walk together into the light…..WELL?

    Camera to congregation, and a very old woman stands up and starts making her way through the pews and aisles and then timidly approaches the pastor at the altar.

    “Okay, I confess”, she offered meekly, “It was me. I did it. I stole the newspapers. I did it and I’m glad. And I’d do it again.”

    The Pastor stood mute, completely disarmed by the total honesty and frankness of the testimony. He stammered, “B-b-but why?”

    The old woman raised her head till her eyes met his, she skipped a beat, the congregation strained to hear the thin vocal responce……”Cause there was a one day sale at macy’s”.

    By Homily

    May 13, 2007 8:35 AM | Link to this

    Today’s second reading will be from Rupaul in a letter to the Green Conservatives, who drive in limos with rich corinthian leather…

    Do not lose all hope, my fellow bretheren, for it is by the word of the exiled that we wage our war. The recent setback in our surge should not discourage you. Instead, follow those that fled to neighboring regions and surge them there, then, if they return to where we were surging, then we’ll simply surge back where we were until those that fled will finally get so sick of fleeing, that we’ll have them!

    But it’s going to take hard work to get our mission accomplished. Give it time. Time is on our side.

    Time. That’s all I ask. Give it time, and of course, send a bill without any constraints on surge funding, and maybe I wont veto it.

    Amen.

    By Kurdish Stanzas

    May 13, 2007 8:39 AM | Link to this

    Only 23 days, 15 minutes till Paris Behind Bars!!

    Paris!

    By Kurdish Stanzas

    May 13, 2007 8:42 AM | Link to this

    Only 23 days, 14 minutes till Paris Behind Bars!

    Pair Us!

    By Kurdish Stanzas

    May 13, 2007 8:48 AM | Link to this

    Only 23 days, 13 minutes……okay, you get the bit.

    POD! unzip….flop….PP-p….

    Dangit! I’m going to start having that second cup of coffee before I blog.

    camera to Juan Valdez and his mule, me approaching, “uh, mr valdez, can I borrow your mule?”

    Si.

    Okay, no need to unzip this bad boy. Stream on. POD!

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    bwa

    ha

    ha bwa

    BwaHaBwaHaBwaHaBwaHaBwaHaBwaHaBwaHa

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    now that’s some mule!

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    abandon ship!

    By Kurdish Stanzas

    May 13, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    will someone please turn off that mule? I believe in fairplay, so we’re going to give the mule’s victim some time to go home and change. I had no idea mules could hold that much….ew.

    W didn’t not cause the recent tornadoes. No, sir. The tornadoes caused W. It’s that simple, and that horrible.

    Global Warming has switched places with political intrigue, the one causing the other, in a rube goldberg perpetual domino-effect pandoras box chinese water torture mouse trap conundrum type thing from which there is no escape.

    Word.

    CNN just reported that Rush Limbaugh mocked and mimicked and made fun of Stephen Hawkins, the famous astrophysicist with ALS, and Rush was just wheeling himself around the studio, his neck bent holding his fat head sideways and bellowing, “look at me, I need attention, and stars are everywhere, and I’m so smart they cant even measure my IQ..!!”

    Shame on Rush Limbaugh. Shame on the right!

    bwa

    By Bye Dumbest

    May 13, 2007 9:29 AM | Link to this

    2 Kurdish Stanzas: That was so funny! I showed my husband, and he nearly died. You are a true comic genious. You should get your own website blog and get paid for this material. Honestly. You are funnier than anything out there now, and it seems to just drip from you, spontaneously, like an endless well of comedy. How do you do it?

    Five Stars! Still Laughing! OMG, I just P’d my pants. Hey! That reminds me…POD!

    zip…squat……P-p…….

    That does it. I’m definitely going on an all liquid jenny craig diet..where’s that mule?

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 9:30 AM | Link to this

    Pop quiz:

    So, when we’re fortunate enough to catch them in advance, it’s worth pausing to consider what they tell us about the broader threat we face. According to genius New York Times headline writers, “Religion Guided Three Held In Fort Dix Plot.” You don’t say. Any religion in particular?-Steyn

    1) Is the New York Times to frightened to mention, are you libs ready, Islam, in fear of…what?

    2) Are they counting on their lib readership being sniveling Coward mothbreathers who have no idea what’s going on in the world and the Times is hoping you’ll think Christianity is the bad guy?

    You are the dumbas-s pinko®s, so please answer the question for me.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 9:39 AM | Link to this

    {{{By Bye Dumbest May 13, 2007 9:29 AM 2 Kurdish Stanzas: You should get your own website blog and get paid for this material. Honestly.}}}

    Excellent idea, let’s start today Polly.

    Begone.

    You can call it “babbling to myself about homos,” like you do here.

    Good riddance.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    By Bill

    May 13, 2007 9:40 AM | Link to this

    Barack Obama will appear on This Week with George Stephanopolous.

    A liberal interviewing a liberal? What will they get to the bottom of?

    It will play to Stephanopolous’s credibility if he can ask a question from which Obama must take a stand on some issue.

    I hope George doesn’t just ask Obama if he believes in evolution, or what he thinks of Mormonism.

    Fastballs, George, low and inside.

    By David Larner

    May 13, 2007 9:45 AM | Link to this

    It’s true, Bill. Obama still hasn’t really come out on the issues. He either doesn’t have a fully formed platform yet, or he’s cleverly avoiding any substance, and hopes to get elected on his personality, they way Clinton did.

    I guess the way to torpedo Obama’s campaign would be to ask him the questions that Dole never asked Clinton.

    Maybe Stephanopolous will get Obama to reveal a little about his campaign promises. Should be interesting.

    By Buy Danish

    May 13, 2007 9:46 AM | Link to this

    Bill,

    Stuffanopolous needs to ask Barry if he had pre-marital sex with his wife.

    WootenDull,

    Don’t you love the way that these ridiculous Libs write using various pseudonymns and then compliment each other on their brilliance?

    Polly,

    Watch out! There is a missile in the form of a rotten tomato in flight, aimed right at you and your sorry routine.

    By Jill

    May 13, 2007 9:53 AM | Link to this

    I agree with David Larner. If George can get Obama off balance, and then press him, we may get a melt down, totally ruining Obama’s campaign. This will free Hillary to focus on Rudi, and at the July 4 Candidate Picknik, which is scheduled to be telecast live coast to coast, we could see a debate for the ages, well, it’s not really going to be a debate, it’s actually going to be a couple’s potato sack race, with Gore/Hillary in one lane, attached at the leg in a potato sack, and Giulliani/RuPaul in the other lane, similarly shackled togeter. Whoever wins that race has the inside track to the white house.

    Talk about must see tv. This is going to trump the prison toilet cam in paris’s cell on utube.

    I love potato salad.

    By @@

    May 13, 2007 9:57 AM | Link to this

    Polly “the sockpuppet”:

    It’s Mother’s Day and I never had to address “imaginary friends” with my child. But really….aren’t you embarrassed to be doing this in a public forum?

    By Fred Warren

    May 13, 2007 10:05 AM | Link to this

    Jill is right. A good question for George Stephanopolous to ask Obama is, “You were the only candidate who voted against the war. Lets give you that, but what do you propose to tell the Iraqi People if you are elected, that it’s not your fault, that you were right, how does that help them? My question is what do you do about Iraq if the world agrees with you that Bush was wrong, and you were right. Bush may have broke Iraq, but how are you going to fix it? Do you have a plan?”

    Also, Obama needs to come out about tax cuts and a national healthcare plan, with real proposals with real solutions, and not rhetoric. Costs are not going to suddenly start going down. Healthcare is going to be a bank breaker no matter what we do. How do we pay for healthcare for all amerians when all the money is going into Iraq and their “healthcare plan”, which is apparently to shoot them all, so they can qualify for emergency room benefits which cant be turned down, no matter how old or destitute they are, o(or how eggregious the shrapnel wounds).

    Let Obama field questions like that!

    By GodHatesTrash

    May 13, 2007 10:11 AM | Link to this

    Bi Danish, you claim an Ivy League education, yet the scientist’s analogy to Baby Bear’s soup escaped you?

    What a silly moron. I feel sorry for your son.

    Let’s hope he doesn’t grow up to be a moronic sociopath, but most times, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…

    By Jill

    May 13, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this

    Thank you, Fred, but a great question for Obama should be, “What travel brochures would you give the Iraqi Parliament now that they’re going on an all expense paid vacation courtesy the corrupt system we’ve just installed in baghdad?”

    A great vacation plan would be a tour of europe, a stay at the french riviera, and then a cruise, where maybe if we’re lucky, most of the parliament will fall off the ship.

    Let Obama answer THAT one!

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 10:19 AM | Link to this

    I agree with Danish on the “baby bear soup,” the author’s primary target audience was liberals so they had to keep the discussion at a grade school level so that you sniveling Cowards could follow along.

    That’s also why al-Gore is so popular.

    Dumbas-ses.

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    By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

    May 13, 2007 10:20 AM | Link to this

    Let us pray today for our mothers. And for those poor unfortunates without mothers, or with mothers who blog and spew hate all day, that they find Peace today. Lord, give Hope to the motherless, and give a terrible swift sword to those unfortunates whose mothers are blog-addicted hatefilled banshee-spawns from Hell. In Your Son’s Name We, the Pope, pray. Amen.

    By Jack

    May 13, 2007 10:28 AM | Link to this

    McCain is on Meet the Press still insisting that he wasn’t surrounded by troops in that market and that it’s very safe to wander around that market to this day all alone with a bullseye target on your back.

    He also thinks were making progress with the surge and new strategy, but did admit it wasn’t enough progress.

    meet the press. great stuff.

    By jm

    May 13, 2007 10:33 AM | Link to this

    well, at least Barack Obama would know not to call Peyton Manning the greatest quarterback in NFL history while doing a campaign speech in Wisconsin, unlike Sam Brownback (though I would give Bart Starr a slight edge over Favre as greatest Packer qb). The election is 18 months away people. Talk about turning W into a lame duck.

    By Jack

    May 13, 2007 10:35 AM | Link to this

    There’s terrible news this morning about missing soldiers.

    Hagel is calling for UN mediation in the “civil war”.

    Face the Nation. Live.

    By @@

    May 13, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this

    Last post of the day. It seems “traditionalits” are fighting back in Italy.

    Italy rally protests same-sex legislation

    By the end of the day, organizers said as many as 1.5 million people had showed up, while police did not give a final estimate. Earlier, police had put the number of participants at 250,000 but the crowd had since become bigger.

    Supporters argue that the bill would make Italy a more civilized nation by recognizing the basic rights of people who live outside marriage. They organized a counter-rally in Rome, which they said was attended by 10,000 people.

    In another article, it was said that among the 10,000, there were supporters waving communist flags.

    How can communism be viewed as civilized and in support of basic human rights?

    By Curious Observer

    May 13, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this

    A teacher asks students in her second-grade class to explain what their fathers do for a living. Finally, little Johnny stood up and said, “My father is a stripper at a gay club. And once in a while he goes home to spend the night with customers.”

    The teacher quickly brought the exercise to a halt. At recess, she calls Johnny to the side and asks him why he told such a story. Johnny explained, “My father is really a paid campaign staff member working to get another Republican elected president. But I was too ashamed to say that.”

    By Buy Danish

    May 13, 2007 10:57 AM | Link to this

    GHT,

    The analogy didn’t escape me, you Useless Idiot. It was the fact that one of Goracle’s acolytes used a fairy tale to make the analogy that made it notable.

    It’s called “symbolism”, and it is “symbolic” of the fairy tale world that liberals inhabit.

    Jack,

    The U.N.? Maybe we can get Robert Mugabe to help out. He’s an expert in mass genocide.

    By backdraft

    May 13, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this

    By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka’s Al Qaeda I May 13, 2007 10:20 AM | Link to this Let us pray today for our mothers. And for those poor unfortunates without mothers, or with mothers who blog and spew hate all day, that they find Peace today.

    Listen to one of the biggest hateful facist demons on this blog along with God Hates Trash refer to hate here. Two penises in a jock strap representative of libs and dumocrats. Go to hell with your jock straps on fire boys, you disgusting horned pigs deserve every last eternity of pain and suffering, straight to the bottom.

    By Charlene

    May 13, 2007 11:02 AM | Link to this

    I just saw a Mitt Romney campaign ad which ended with the “I’m Mitt Romney and I approve this message”. Why do they have to say that? What kind of copywrite assurance is that? Anyone could impersonate Mitt and say it, so you dont really know if it’s him or not, right?

    I mean, it becomes like the Z’s that dorko-dull always signs off with like the total handjob he truly is.

    Well, I’m Charlene, and I P on Dull’s message…zip…squat…P-p….RATS! That’s the last time I buy a generic dieuretic… bwa…

    stream on….

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    Open wide, dull, it’s P’n time!!!

    What a total fall guy!~ What an easily manipulated sock boy. I love it!!!!

    By Suasponte

    May 13, 2007 11:08 AM | Link to this

    McCain on Meet the Press. Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

    By the way, is ZZZZZZZZZZZZ who smears this board with his scripted excrement really Saxbe Chambliss, the military hero?

    By nancy

    May 13, 2007 11:15 AM | Link to this

    Obama is so low key, and he just doesn’t inspire.

    He needs a coach. Passion!

    He’s just not electable. I’m calling it. He’s maybe a VP, he’s not a P.

    Hey! That reminds me…..stream on!

    zip…squat…P-p……Oh, come on! I hate it when I misplace my buttplug……..ew.

    bwa

    PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    By What Most GOPers Have in Common

    May 13, 2007 11:22 AM | Link to this

    They were whelped by violent banshee women with low or no morals…

    By Buy Danish

    May 13, 2007 11:55 AM | Link to this

    {{{By Charlene

    May 13, 2007 11:02 AM | Link to this

    I just saw a Mitt Romney campaign ad which ended with the “I’m Mitt Romney and I approve this message”. Why do they have to say that?}}}

    Polly,

    It’s because idiot liberals legislate idiotic, Stalinistic laws.

    If these laws were realistic and didn’t cater to Useful Idiots the VoteVets ads would say, “This ad was funded by MoveOn.Org and George Soros paid for this message”.

    By JohnD

    May 13, 2007 11:55 AM | Link to this

    Peneloe Canan: “I am certain that the data presented by Al Gore was digested by hundreds of thousands of research hours and peer-reviewed data by the world’s leading scientists.”

    Apparently “Professor” Canan never leaves her class room or reads a newspaper. The global warming scam has been rebuked by thousands of the world’s leading scientists.

    There are as many scientists who believe an Ice Age will come before any real threat from warming. History tells us an Ice Age on Earth will last 90,000 years and is followed by 10,000 years of warming - and the last Ice Age ended how long ago? Yes, 10,000 years.

    If there is some change due to green house gases, the slight warming may be averting an ice age.

    To initiate a global scare you need a threat and a culprit. Ice Age or Global Warming provides a scare. Well, the Ice Age is a certain calamity but who are Green Nuts going to blame? Lex Luthor may be the only choice.

    Warming is not so much a known threat but there is an easy culprit. The industrialized West is the perfect culprit for the jealous Greens.

    So, to attack the US the Greens had to choose warming, simple as that!

    By getalife

    May 13, 2007 1:35 PM | Link to this

    “In Baghdad meanwhile, the Washington debate is being followed with some bemusement.

    “This is an internal American strife between the Republicans and the Democrats,” Sami Al-Askari, an MP from the Dawa Party and close advisor to Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki, told AFP.

    “I think there is a misconception in America that if the oil law is enacted, if an amendment to the constitution is made, if the de-Baathification law is amended, the political and security situation will be stable and they will be able to pull out their troops. This is an illusion.”

    Mahmud Othman, a Kurdish MP and member of the ruling coalition told AFP that he doubted benchmarks would have any impact.

    “I understand why the US is doing this but the Iraqi government has certain capabilities and it will not be easy to change those capabilities… so I don’t think this will change the situation on the ground.”

    Geez®

    By getalife

    May 13, 2007 1:58 PM | Link to this

    “CYNTHIA TUCKER, ATLANTA JOURNAL-CONSTITUTION: “Look for a revolt from active-duty generals if September rolls around and the president is sticking with the surge into ‘08. We’ve already heard from retired generals. But my Atlanta Journal-Constitution colleague Jay Bookman has lots of sources among currently serving military officers who don’t want to fall by the wayside like the generals in Vietnam did, kept pushing a war that they knew was lost.”

    Military coup that as-s and hand them over to the Iraqis for justice.

    By Florida

    May 13, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this

    The Attack on Fort Dix, proved that the terrorists involved were morons, because they planned to attack the one place there weren’t any soldiers: they’re all in Iraq. BTW: more proof the terrorists were morons: If Fort Dix fell through, their Plan B was to break a bunch of Dixie Chicks CDs.

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 3:51 PM | Link to this

    {{{By getalife May 13, 2007 1:35 PM “I think there is a misconception in America that if the oil law is enacted, if an amendment to the constitution is made, if the de-Baathification law is amended, the political and security situation will be stable and they will be able to pull out their troops. This is an illusion.”}}}

    al-Gitmo: You moonbats are the only ones that ever said if the oil laws were signed everything would be peachy.

    Now you are disputing yourself?

    That’s pretty weird.

    Geez.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    By getalife

    May 13, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this

    This is the only law they will pass

    The oil law is a gop wet dream.

    Geez®

    By getalife

    May 13, 2007 4:04 PM | Link to this

    Not to worry, they have already stolen billions in oil

    Mission Accomplished.

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 4:15 PM | Link to this

    {{{A girl and her grandparents have sued the Chicago Board of Education, alleging that a substitute teacher showed the R-rated film “Brokeback Mountain” in class. The lawsuit claims that Jessica Turner, 12, suffered psychological distress after viewing the movie in her 8th grade class at Ashburn Community Elementary School last year. Turner and her grandparents, Kenneth and LaVerne Richardson, are seeking around $500,000 in damages.}}}

    Homework, eewwwwwww.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    {{{Here’s the naked truth about nude recreation: The people who practice it aren’t getting any younger. To draw 20- and 30-somethings, nudist groups and camps are trying everything from deep discounts to a young ambassador program that encourages college and graduate students to talk to their peers about having fun in the buff.}}}

    Say what?

    The nudist colony this weekend honey, eeewwwwwww.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    al-Gitmo:Please don’t disclose that oil is being stolen in Iraq, we would really hate to get that mess cleaned up and put the government’s financial matters in order and then have them establish the peace.

    Be quite, shhhh.

    Geez.

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    By getalife

    May 13, 2007 4:24 PM | Link to this

    I think to establish the peace is for our troops to leave and hand over our leadership to the Iraqis for justice.

    There would be two huge celebrations in both countries.

    Set an example for future and current leaders.

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 4:59 PM | Link to this

    {{{By getalife May 13, 2007 4:24 PM I think to establish the peace is for our troops to leave and hand over our leadership to the Iraqis for justice. There would be two huge celebrations in both countries.}}}

    al-Gitmo: It takes, uh, courage to admit that you would celebrate the same things as Al Qaeda.

    You know what I mean?

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    By getalife

    May 13, 2007 5:05 PM | Link to this

    If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

    It would have been a hell of a lot cheaper, no genocide and maintain our reputation to buy the freaking oil.

    Geezus freaking kerist®

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 5:11 PM | Link to this

    {{{I hereby call on my fellow Motion Picture Academy members, whatever their political leanings, to protest this cowardly and un-American act of censorship. As artists, we should be appalled by such blatant disregard of our First Amendment rights. Public funding of PBS should be reconsidered if such reactionary behavior continues.}}}

    Why are we publicly funding these pinkos anyway?

    A whole freaking TV and radio channel full of Sniveling Anti American Cowards.

    Can’t they foot their own little whiny as-s bill?

    You know what I mean?

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    By WootenDull

    May 13, 2007 5:26 PM | Link to this

    {{{When I spoke last year with about 50 Germans studying at MIT and Harvard, not one of them expressed a desire to return home. They all wanted to live and work in the United States, where, they said, opportunities are far more abundant. Many complained that the sclerotic welfare states in Europe punish those who work and reward those who don’t. So they’re fleeing the crushing tax burden at home for more lucrative challenges in the United States.}}}

    Gosh, Bush has made America more rewarding than Europe?

    I thought that high taxes and low productivity was the recipe for a worker’s paradise?

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ®.

    By Markus

    May 13, 2007 5:58 PM | Link to this

    “I think to establish the peace is for our troops to leave and hand over our leadership to the Iraqis for justice. There would be two huge celebrations in both countries.”

    If this post doesn’t reflect how sick gitmo is, nothing will. Supporting what the enemy of America wants, that’s gitmo. Sick, sick, sick. Welcome to the world of the disease of liberalism and demonRAT politics.

    By Markus

    May 13, 2007 6:09 PM | Link to this

    Yaaayyyy! Gitmo’s heroes in Iraq have some of our soldiers. Good news for gitmo and fellow disgusting dirty liberal RATs.

    In gitmo’s world, POS sub-humans like these deserve rights and should be listened to and we should “not be afraid of them.” (Funny how the media all but up and ignored that story of an islamofacist terrorist bust).

    Sick, sick, sick.

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