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Barr’s move, the best Bush, Grady’s flaws
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Thinking Right’s free-for-all Friday. Pick a topic:
• I’ve never met her, but Wesleyan College President Ruth Knox adds to my holiday cheer. In fiscal year 2005, her base salary was $43,945, plus 10 percent for benefits, including retirement. She insisted, when coming to the Methodist-affiliated college in Macon four years ago, that her salary be the lesser of the average full-time faculty or the average of full-time faculty and staff. They don’t make them like this anymore.
• Illegals lose in-state college tuition break. But why, one might ask, would Georgia’s working poor ever have been compelled to subsidize illegals? Messages matter.
• Good pickup for Libertarians. Former GOP U.S. Rep. Bob Barr is a thoughtful and principled guy who will broaden the party’s appeal.
• For $300,000 a month — the fee Grady Memorial Hospital gurus are paying consultants — officials surely can expect a new model. This one’s been broken as long as I’ve been in Atlanta, and always returns to the same tune: more state money. More will never be enough.
• OK, I like George. About his father, I was lukewarm. But his brother Jeb, governor of Florida, is the cream of the crop. Conservatives running for office should say what they will do, and then do it. He did. School reform, including vouchers and tax cuts, for example. But Reuters reported that Jeb told Spanish-language reporters in Miami this week: “No tengo futuro” or “I have no future” in politics after he leaves office in January.
• Get rid of pork-barrel politics and there’s not the slightest chance that the feds will agree to pay half the projected $844 million cost of the Beltline transit project. It’s a loop that doesn’t solve any here-to-there traffic congestion problem — except the one it hopes to create with infrastructure-suffocating density. And of course, if somebody else is paying, higher-cost fixed rail is preferred over bus rapid transit.
• President Bush wants to increase the size of the Army from 482,000 active-duty soldiers in 2001 to 507,000 today and soon to 512,000. At the start of the Korean War, the Army was authorized at 610,900, with 593,167 in service. Within a year, authorization had been increased to 1,552,000. The United States is not militarily prepared — as it should be —to meet worldwide obligations and threats. That doesn’t necessarily mean more troops to Iraq — more begets more.
• Oh, that’s different. New Savannah Police Chief Michael Berkow acknowledges a sexual affair with a subordinate while he was deputy chief in Los Angeles. “My on-duty assignment [was chief of staff], but my relationship with her was off-duty,” he explained.
• It’d be petty of me, and in the spirit of Christmas I’m tempted not to mention it. But, yes, I’d remove Cynthia McKinney’s name from a public street and rededicate its prior name, Memorial Drive, to victims of Sept. 11, as state Rep. Len Walker (R-Loganville) suggests. If I were really partisan, I’d change the name to George W. Bush Parkway. She understands pettiness and partisanship.
• Horror of horrors. I never imagined I’d turn out this way. I think I may be acquiring a taste for fruitcake.
• Headline on ajc.com: “Do bugs make you fat?” Not if fried in low-calorie lard.
• Falcons coach Jim Mora did less in joking about wanting to coach at his college alma mater, and has apologized far more profusely and convincingly, than “Seinfeld” co-star Michael Richards and 99 percent of the politicians. Even if it wasn’t a joke that Mora had interest in coaching at the University of Washington, it’s not a big deal. The comment period ends on Christmas Day.
• Atlanta certainly should have a civil rights museum. Tell me, though, that it’s also to “provide a forum for an ongoing discussion of human rights struggles at the local, national and international level ” and I hear a noble idea taking a political-agenda twist.
• Headline: “Clayton teacher ties 5 boys to her belt loop during field trip” to the Atlanta History Center. Verdict here: No crime. Case closed. Next.
• So why does the Gwinnett sheriff have a camouflage-painted armored personnel carrier? In most metro neighborhoods, nothing is more visible than men and machines in camouflage.
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By Mid-South Philosopher
December 22, 2006 08:05 AM | Link to this
Good morning, Jim,
OK, my friend, I have taken on today’s “Thinking Right” item by item. I still think you ought to hire me!
Wesleyan College President Ruth Knox…does it strike you that really creative approaches to “education reform” come from women educational leaders? I can’t see her male counterparts around the state taking her stand.
I am all for depriving illegals of the in-state college tuition breaks. If these folks become educated and competently trained, who is going to do all the yard work, menial construction tasks, baby-sitting, ironing, and (at least in my little town) taxi driving!
Bob Barr…age brings about increased intelligence in most of us.
$300,000 for a Grady consultant…I’ll do it for $150,000 and drive my own car…even in Atlanta traffic.
Jeb Bush…perhaps the best President we never had!
Pork-barrel politics…the Beltline Transit Project…both, probably need generous helpings of “fresh spinach” from California or “green onions” from Taco Bell!
How to increase the size of the Army…set-up induction centers along the southern border of the U.S.!
New Savannah Police Chief Michael Berkow must have never heard the old southern adage: “Don’t get your honey, where you get your money!”
Change the name of McKinney Drive…NEVER! We haven’t changed the name of New Orleans, have we? Both were disasters.
Developing a taste for fruitcake, Jim? Me, too, if it is soaked in enough whiskey!
Lard or Trans fat…cyanide or arsenic?
As for Falcon coach Jim Mora, he joins quite a number of distinguished members of the “foot in mouth” club.
A “civil rights” museum, yes…another Carter Center, no!
“Clayton teacher ties 5 boys to her belt loop during field trip” to the Atlanta History Center…Hell, we’re demanding that teachers “engage” their students all the time. What better way to connect!
Gwinnett Sheriff and the camouflage armored personnel carrier…hope it is not too big a target!
I will be doing some traveling this weekend and may not get a chance to make the usual nuisance out of myself. If I do not get back online until after the day, Merry Christmas to Jim, jbmlaw, and all our fellow bloggers.
By Transportation Planner
December 22, 2006 08:09 AM | Link to this
Jim, “here to there” congestion is more than getting far-flung suburbanites to their office jobs inside the Perimeter. The Belt Line will allow intown residents to get (directly) to shops and parks and (indirectly via MARTA rail connections) to jobs in downtown, Midtown, Buckhead, the airport and many other destinations without a car. Those of you who choose to slog through 30 mile long commutes should appreciate having all those two-mile long intown “here to there” trips removed from the streets and highways. Just because you won’t use a service doesn’t mean it won’t benefit you.
By Carolyn
December 22, 2006 08:14 AM | Link to this
It isn’t really christmas without fruitcake, just like it’s not really Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie. so just enjoy that fruity, nutty, cake for one week a year.
By Jim Wooten
December 22, 2006 08:22 AM | Link to this
Morning all. Philosopher, you’re on a roll. The nourishment to the mind provided by a seasonal diet of turkey, dressing, bourbon balls and fruitcake have achieved the desired result — assuming no pounds come with it.
Planner, one problem with the Beltline is that before the density is created to make the project successful, it — the density — will collapse other infrastructure, the roads in particular and maybe the sewer system, too. Unless, of course, those who come are denied the right to bring cars. And they must agree, too, to live, work and play on the beltline, or else it does little or nothing to relieve traffic congestion.
By Jim Wooten
December 22, 2006 08:28 AM | Link to this
Incidentally, a number of contributors here have announced travel plans that take them out out of the blogging business for the next few days, as Philosopher just did and as others have done, starting last week. I have been remiss: To those who will be away, Merry Christmas. Your contributions — informative, funny, impassioned — have been a genuine Christmas present to me. Again, Merry Christmas.
By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I
December 22, 2006 08:34 AM | Link to this
You’ve always had a taste for fruitcakes, Jim. That little simian in the White House, for instance.
Speaking of fruitcakes, Merry Xmas to all the Woo-ten Klanners.
And to those of us that walk upright too.
By Zoopery Doopery Dope
December 22, 2006 08:35 AM | Link to this
Dang it, midsouth, if you’re just going to agree with Wooten, then confine your comments to smooch, ditto, or ball tickle. I dont write the rules, so dont flame me for it, pal.
Wooten did something amazing: he purposely made the material a dry as a bone as a challenge to see who might create something out of it. He even threw in fruitcake, but used the reverse psychology ambush punchline. A fiendish maneuver, and of course, way over the dented heads who populate this top ten blog.
Cynthia McKinney is too easy, so that’s the one you leave alone. Jeb Bush? Great topic, if this were the Civil War. (4 chads and seven members of the supreme court ago).
I think we could solve all our tranportation problems in Metro Atlanta with the single engine Cessna on Rails program.. .
Camouflaged personell carriers make it harder to spot sheriffs romancing their subs at drive-ins, but only if jungle movies like Apocalypse or Tarzan are playing.
By CJ
December 22, 2006 08:35 AM | Link to this
I’m glad Jim told us about Ruth Knox. She’s a class act. I wish more leaders would follow her example.
With regard to Grady, Jim is also right that more money will never be enough. I know a person who sells medical supplies, and he brags that his average markup is approximately 1000 percent. I believe him. Medical suppliers are squeezing hospitals on one end, and health insurers are squeezing them on the other. While both make out like bandits, it’s difficult for any hospital to make a profit, and for those that specialize in indigent care, breaking even is nearly impossible.
I’m for giving Jim Mora a break too. He was joking with an old college friend, showing affection for his friends and alma mater, and that’s it. I thought his comments were benign, and I’m disappointed with all the press they got.
On Cynthia McKinney, that section of road is used primarily by her former constituents, including many current supporters. Also, like her or not, she served in Congress. I know that the idea to rename the road is intended to slight McKinney, but it’s actually an insult to her former constituents. They don’t deserve that. Representative Walker should leave the street name alone.
With regard to the civil rights museum, we can never have too much discussion about human rights. Since the civil rights struggle was a human rights struggle, I can’t think of a more fitting venue for such forums.
By Zoopery Doopery Dope
December 22, 2006 08:37 AM | Link to this
Ruth Knox is irony in human form.
By Curious Observer
December 22, 2006 08:37 AM | Link to this
Show me a bus, and I’ll show you a traffic jam.
We were lied to back when MARTA started. I was here when all the boosters were promising that the system would solve all our transportation problems. What we got instead was subsidized transportation for intown residents. It is still that way, and it will be that way if or when the Beltline gets built. I could live to 130 and there still wouldn’t be a train station in Roswell or Alpharetta. Most of us outside the perimeter are merely the suckers who are expected to help fund intown residents’ transportation.
Get the government out of the “rapid transit” business. While intown residents are whizzing to various points, the rest of us are dealing with completely inadequate road systems—while the intown people are reciting their litany of “building more roads just creates more traffic.” I suppose that if I had my transportation needs catered to on somebody else’s dime, I’d be reciting it too.
By Zoopery Doopery Dope
December 22, 2006 08:40 AM | Link to this
Anyone catch the Yoda-esque, “About his father, I was lukewarm” sentence construct?
By Zoopery Doopery Dope
December 22, 2006 08:44 AM | Link to this
What criteria did that teacher use to select which 5 boys to tie to her belt loop? If she had chosen the correct five, they would have cut that rope with their blades easy as pie, then they would have posse’d up and copped a corner and earned more money by noon than that teach be coppin’ all year.
word.
By Jim's a Dummy
December 22, 2006 08:53 AM | Link to this
Dude, you have really got your head in the sand when it comes to commuting.
My girlfriend and I live in Piedmont Heights and she works in the Highlands. Traffic on Monroe, Piedmont, Highland and Ponce between 5 and 7 pm is just crasy - crazeeee. If we could walk down our street and jump a trolley to the highlands or little five or lindbergh do you think we’d do it.
HECK YES. It’d be great. I’d never have to drive, ever.
And get this…busses don’t always work. Why? Because they have to sit in that horrible traffic on those crappy roads just like everyone else. The advantage of fixed rail is that it doesn’t play by the same rules - it can keep moving while others are sitting still. Nobody is going to sit in a bus in traffic when they can sit in their own car in traffic.
As it is now, I commute in a fashion that you don’t even know exists…I ride my bike (downhill) to the bus stop at Morningside, take the bus to Arts Center (little traffic to sit in that time of the am) and take the train to work up at Sandy Springs. Then on the way home I throw my work clothes in my backpack and wear something appropriate for the 15 minute bike ride home through Ansley. I can stop at the grocery store on the way home and pick up dinner, and go a whole week w/o starting my car.
This Bush-hater is part of the solution you dummy. All you’re doing is whining.
Friggin road block. That’s what you are.
And if Bob Barr is so damn principled, why isn’t he bringing impeachment guff against Bush like he did Clinton? Huh?
You really are a dummy.
By Zoopery Doopery Dope
December 22, 2006 08:54 AM | Link to this
Curious, you’re not supposed to breath the bus fumes.
By disgusted
December 22, 2006 08:55 AM | Link to this
Civil Rights museum? yes. Federal, state or local money to fund it? No. Federal, state or local money to pay for an alternate site when a FREE site has been offered? No. Ungrateful MLK Jr. children to run it at outrageous pay to run it into the ground like the current king center? NO WAY!!
By sct
December 22, 2006 08:56 AM | Link to this
So what should Grady do? Close its world class Trauma unit? Close the burn unit? Stop the metro-wide helicopter emergency flights? Close the metro-serving childrens hopital? Lose the cancer unit?
Let me guess, thats not what you would cut, right. Thats not who you are after, you want to pick and choose.
Is there waste at Grady? Yes. There is waste everywhere in government. The $400 that I pay through my property tax is well spent in my opinion. Jesus would be pleased, right?
Its funny that Grady is always the favorite target of the cryin’ I hate taxes group. I rarely hear any debate over other state entitlement programs though.
Take for instance Atlanta Gas light Co.. Why do we pay 35% more for natural gas? Why do we pay so much for pipes and storage? Why is the serice AGL provides not put out for bid?
I guess when an agency is run by blacks its fair game. When the theft is coming from the good ol’ boy system its hush, hush. Don’t look to hard at Ga Power either, or the road contractors.
Where is that 35% gas overcharge going anyway?
By Jim's a Dummy
December 22, 2006 08:56 AM | Link to this
Zoopery…
How’s this: “About his father, lukewarm I was. About traffic congestion, knothing I know”
By Jim's a Dummy
December 22, 2006 09:00 AM | Link to this
Curious Observer:
You’ve got congestion becasue your counties woldn’t get on board. They wanted the roads, not the trains.
It was your decision not to participate, so that’s why you’re suffering.
If Cobb and Gwinett and Clayton had some frigging foresight, a guy could take a train from Merchant’s Walk over to Lawrenceville, or from Smyrna over to Jonesboro. How great would that be?
Quit your complaining if you don’t understand the problem.
By Transportation Planner
December 22, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this
Increased density will undoubtedly place burdens on other components of our infrastructure. That’s why we have people called planners who try to ensure that all those elements come together concurrently.
Allowing land use decisions to dictate where transportation investments are made (i.e., unchecked development which overwhelms the roadway network) is precisely what has gotten us into the congestion mess we face today. But a transit system designed to promote redevelopment and desnification, combined with concurrent improvements to other infrastructure to enable that redevelopment, will result in a much more efficient partnering of transportation and land use. This is the concept behind the Belt Line.
Claiming that multitudes of people will have to give up their cars entirely and live/work/play entirely within the confines of a single transit line in order to produce tangible congestion relief is faulty logic. Think about it this way. If every person in the region were willing to leave their car in the garage and use transit just one day a week (probably too great a sacrifice for many people to even consider, but that’s another issue), traffic volumes would drop instantly by 20%, assuming the days people rode transit were evenly distributed. Traffic flow theory shows that a 20% reduction in volume would translate into an even greater percentage decrease in congestion levels. But the ability to use transit even one day out of five is impossible if those alternatives simply aren’t available. The Belt Line provides such an alternative. So would a BRT route to an exurb, or MARTA rail, or commuter rail. It’s a Catch 22 situation…you can’t effect change if there aren’t alternatives.
Nobody is asking anybody to completely change their lifestyle. But the mentality that anybody can drive anywhere they want anytime of time and not be encumbered by congestion is not realistic. It’s simply not possible in a region as fast-growing as Atlanta. As a region, we must find the proper balance between additional roadway capacity, transportation options, land use decisions and behavioral changes (not to be interpreted as social engineering, simply a willingness for people to make an occasional small sacrifice). All of these elements are essential to creating a well functioning mobility network. An unwillingness to compromise on any of these four aspects is a guarantee that we’ll never make headway against congestion.
By fed up
December 22, 2006 09:09 AM | Link to this
Grady can save 3.6 million dollars a year simply by firing the new company they hired to show them how to cut costs that they are going to pay $300,00.00 per month.
By RW (the aboriginal)
December 22, 2006 09:10 AM | Link to this
CJ. unnecessary preposition, pal. Delete “BUT” but instead write, “I know that the idea to rename the road is intended to slight McKinney and insult her former constituents.”
BUT that’s even overworded. Try this: “They’ll only rename that road to slight McKinney and her constitutents.”
Edit, Watson, edit!!!
Love, the senior editors at the AJC
By jbmlaw
December 22, 2006 09:13 AM | Link to this
Good morning all, and Merry Christmas. For the second time this week our friend Philosopher has totally pre-empted my thunder. He must have converted me to his way of thinking. I’ll add only one idea on McKinney Street wherever it is. These things have a way of working themselves out. We have two east-west roads named for recent former presidents, in our county. One street is congested, impoverished, dysfunctional in every sense of the word; the other is a smooth road, little traffic, but efficient for the purpose. Much like their administrations.
Jim is right about the blog - the stuff we read daily is intellectually fun, one of the highlights of my (admittedly dull) life, and I thank my co-bloggers, especially TFTT, for the fun.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this
“VA head: Military draft beneficial to society President Bush’s secretary for Veterans Affairs said Thursday that “society would benefit” if the country brought back the military draft.”
“Selective Service preparing for military draft The Selective Service System is making plans to test its draft machinery in case Congress and President Bush need it, even though the White House says it doesn’t want to bring back the draft.”
By Jim's a Dummy
December 22, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this
Way to go Transportation Planner!
Man…it’s such common sense. I just can’t imagine that 1/2 the people on this blog don’t get it.
By Mid-South Philosopher
December 22, 2006 09:23 AM | Link to this
Zoopery Doopery Dope,
You must be new to the neighborhood, Jim and I have had our battles. He is a Conservative and I am a Samuel Adams Federalist. It makes for good debate from time to time, especially when we go at it over the American educational system.
His viewpoints today were quite rational for a Conservative and when you’re right, you’re right.
I suspect we will do battle again, but, like the true statesmen of yesteryear (not that either of us would ever sink to the level of becoming politicians, which is a prerequisite for statesmanship) we can disagree and still be friends.
By Middle America
December 22, 2006 09:23 AM | Link to this
You can blame the end of Jeb Bush’s political career on his older (dumber) brother. George H.W. Bush admitted as much when he broke down while giving a speech in Florida about his son, the outgoing Governor. You could tell in his remarks and the crack in his voice that he was talking about the “good son” and from that you can tell he knew that his namesake had ruined any chance his younger brother had to be the country’s first third term legacy. I’ve read comments from those in the GHWBush inner circle stating that everyone, the elder Bush included, always felt that it was Jeb, not GW that would eventually follow in his father’s footsteps. And like a spiteful brat who only wants what their sibling wants just to be a jerk, GW slipped in to run for it in 2000, even though it hadn’t been his lifelong goal to do so. And we’re all paying the price for this jacka$$’s incompetence.
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 09:26 AM | Link to this
Newt Gingrich is the best/greatest president we never had (thus far).
VT is pushing for homosexual marriage, refuses to crack down on child abuse or enact Jessica’s Law, has far left victim hating pandering judges, has socialist scum on its congressional payroll and one of the vilest of all demoNcrat senators who Dick Cheney easily has the measure of. No wonder rednekkks is off there. Parting is such sweet sorrow!!
Bob Barr like Buchanan has talked and talked himself “out” of the GOP, he has no electoral base left and no chance of ever regaining any type of national office. The Libertarian Party is pretty much a joke, both politically and electorally. Barr is increasingly yesterday’s man -but good luck to him. He deserves the nation’s lasting gratitude for helping impeach the billypecker.
Racist McKinney Parkway needs to be renamed ASAP. As does I Hate Koreans and anybody not black A Young Blvd.
Illegals deserve and should get NOTHING from the US taxpayer. They should be refused all services, especially education and any health care that is not IMMEDIATELY life threatening. Any illegal found getting taxpayer help or breaking any laws should immediately be arrested and deported. ZERO TOLERANCE of illegals would help to swiftly move them back to Mexico and elsewhere and would save billions and billions of dollars.
Crackpipe dennis/debbie … I have about 6000 songs on ye olde iPod. And about 2000 music cds. Willie Nelson is a pot smoking irrelevant far leftist not very talented paranoid nutcase, which is doubtless why you love him. Kuntry musak is mostly appalling, no depth, very repetitive and little imagination or vision. Like hippety hop musak but without the violent thuggish criminal element.
Yet another boring pandering racebaiting so called civil rights museum would be an outrage and yet another worthless abuse of govt power to steal money from unwilling taxpayers for pointless projects at gunpoint.
By Middle America
December 22, 2006 09:26 AM | Link to this
As for the whole debate about Iraq and putting more troops in:
I don’t know how any of you W. defenders will be able to defend him if he puts more troops in, seeing as how the entire Joint Chiefs are opposed to such a move. The time for more troops was March of 2003. Now putting more troops in is like trying to add motor oil to an engine after it’s already blown up. It just won’t help and will be even more cleanup involved.
By RetiredLTC
December 22, 2006 09:27 AM | Link to this
Jim the observation on the Gwinnett APC is an easy one. The present mindset among even the smallest law enforcement agencies has become one of us against them as opposed to “To Protect and Serve”. Everytime I see this I cringe. Does it even matter that we have a Posse Comitatus prohibition when so many law enforcement agencies have become nothing more than paramilitary organizations possessing more firepower than the armies of many nations and have the mindset to turn this power on the populace? We have a National Guard if such force and power should be needed. This cowboy mentality that we see today among law enforcement agencies makes it very easy to see how little old ladies get gunned down for an alleged stash of Marijuana. This attitude and tone has got to be reversed if we are to remain free in this country.
By Curious Observer
December 22, 2006 09:33 AM | Link to this
Jim’s a Dummy,
You’re the dummy. I’ve lived in Fulton County and paid the extra sales taxes for MARTA since its beginning. Yet, because I live in the north section of the county, I can’t even get to a MARTA train station without fighting 40 minutes of traffic down Georgia 400. Don’t give me this horse manure about Cobb and Gwinnett counties. I don’t give a rat’s patoot about what they do. All I know is that I’m paying taxes for a service I don’t receive—unless I want to stand out in the elements to wait for a bus and stand in the aisle for 40 minutes to get to a train that doesn’t even take me within 3 miles of where I work.
Try using your brain instead of your prejudices and assumptions.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 09:46 AM | Link to this
Middle America,
Not only will there be a troop surge but there will be a regional war. There is a naval build up for Iran and w will attack the Shiites in Iraq.
This is why the Selective Service is getting for a draft.
This war is far from over. Many more will die for oil.
Happy New Year!
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 09:48 AM | Link to this
Cheers jbm … Merry Christmas to you and yours. I hope Father Christmas brings you something real nice next year - like a GOP majority in the senate.
Until earlier this I week I had no regard or respect for D Trump Esq. But he has now become one of the finest and greatest living Americans. Finally someone has stood up to the noxious obese hatepig diikish tub of lard O’Donnell and said what has long needed to be said. My only real criticism of Trump was for his inexplicable mealy mouthed restraint.
GOOD ON YER DONALD … keep the factual commentary about this bloated pigugly mouthy yankkkee egomaniac coming.
I sure hope we permanently get rid of the narcissistic wanker Jimbo Karter next year …
Cuba, Iran, Venezuela, Gaza, Syria, Libya all await this worthless sack of boiled peanut droppings.
By Right Thinking Conservative
December 22, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this
To bad for us Wesleyan College President Ruth Knox never ran for Congress. Psst…. Mossback to Mossback be honest now “Thinking Right”; do you think working three days a week in a job that pays six figures a year to spend other people’s money on family members, cronies and for taking the highest bribes offered by K-street lobbyists qualifies one as being a welfare recipient?
Illegals should never have got as much as “a break” into this country in the first place. The message that matters: Illegals go home, stay home!
Hmm… a principled guy for an unprincipled political party, no doubt Barr has broadened thoughtful appeal to mean any thing goes. In joining the Libertarian Party he’s now gone, “One toke over the line sweet Jesus”.
Time to scurry off and support the retail economy ho, ho, hum but the closing comment needed attention. Well, at least an explanation to the dumbstruck, “Thinking Right”. That camouflage-painted armored personnel carrier matches the camouflage Gwinnett County Sheriff we have. Ho, ho, ho.
By Harold
December 22, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this
The gub’ment needs to get out of the sewer business. THis should be pravitized. All should collect their own poops and contract a poop company to come slurp it up in a truck and haul it off to their privately owned treatment facility. Everybody makes poop and it should be their own resposnsibility. Harodl is tired of subsidizing the poops of fatasses who eat CiCis pizza buffet for 4 hours every night with a free refills big gulp. harold has exquisite yet efficient personal poops that should not have commingle with the likes of the poops from people who are not as good as harold. it is disgusting. enough of this government poop slinging! it does not even work. look at atlatna having to pay billions to try to fix the government poop system when everyone should handle their own poop. harold will tell ya, if you had to store your own poop at home until the poop truck came, maybe fat people woudl eat less
By harold
December 22, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this
let’s define “illegals”
a person who broke one law once, and that law is a misdemeanor
who hasnt committed a misdemeanor?
you havent? no? not even that drive home after the xmas party that one time when the food was awful but the wine was good?
ah, so yes we are ALL illegals
we cannot deport all of us, so let us do away with these systems that make productive people “illegal”
what is really a crime are public poop pipes
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this
harold … if you had a poop THERE’D BE NOTHING LEFT (of you)!!
By Jim's a Dummy
December 22, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this
Observer,
Point taken.
Here’s the address to the North Springs Marta station:
7010 Peachtree Dunwoody Road.
Cobb and Gwinnett have everything to do with this issue. What if there was a train station in downtown Roswell? As it stands now, the only place you could go would be south, so your options would be limited. It’d be good for events like the airport, the dome and Phillips Arena, but daily commuting would not be practical due to there being no options.
And in case you missed it, the mentality of North Fulton is the same as Cobb and Gwinnett…”we’re better than everyone and we don’t want any part of Atlanta’s transit system. All it will do is bring minorities up here and they’ll get in our stuff.”
When’s the last time a group of citizens attended a Roswell City Council meeting clamoring for rail? Is there even a local advocacy group? All there is now is idle whining about how bad traffic is….The boat has left, and the region missed it.
By Middle America
December 22, 2006 10:12 AM | Link to this
getalife,
I’ve heard that in op-ed pieces, neocons are calling for the U.S. to actually choose sides, throwing our weight behind the Shiites of Iraq. Now thinking like that is what got us into Iraq, and WILL DEFINITELY lead to a regional conflict. If Sunni Arab states like Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia think the scales in Iraq (and the broader Middle East) they will be compelled to intervene. If chaos insues, the Kurds in Turkey may see it as an opportunity to carve off their own autonomous region along with the N Iraq Kurds, which will force action by Turkey. And if ever the gloves come off between Sunnis and Shiites on a regional scale, you can better believe that none of these groups will feel any restraint in attacking Israel. And if all hell breaks loose there, you better believe the radical elements in places like Afghanistan and Pakistan will intensify their efforts to overthrow Karzai and Musharraf. If Musharraf is overthrown, then India might feel compelled to take steps to defend itself in an offensive manner. If India starts getting froggy, then China will get nervous. Now you’d have more than half the world’s population either at war, or mobilizing to defend themselves against aggression, including 4 nuclear powers (not including us).
There is no outcome in which the United States can afford to pick a side and put our chips on their number. Most of the trouble we face in the world today is because we have permanently chosen to be on Israel’s side. We need to stop being certain nations’ permanent buddies and start making decisions based on the circumstances of each individual issue. And the United States, under no cirmcumstances should ever take the advice of neocons.
By Redneck Convert
December 22, 2006 10:12 AM | Link to this
I’m glad to hear this Bob Barr fellow has become a Libraritarian like me. I think he sees the truth of the Libraritarian’s code, which is: “Let me make or steal all the dough I can and don’t get guvmint involved unless it’s to blast away the low-lifes that want to steal it from me. And don’t take none of my dough for taxes or paying Those People to stay on welfare.”
Anyway, me and jbmlaw believes it. So welcome, Bob Barr. Glad to see you’ve seen the light. Some day Wooten will be a Libraritarian, but he ain’t smart enough yet. But TFTT will still be a Republican because he’s as dumb as a bag of rocks without his word book. In another time he’d have been a klan wizard, but it’s too late. They done run us underground.
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this
time for the truth is still smirking at harold’s simpering brainless dishonesty … time for the truth knows harold knows damn well that “illegals” in this context means freeloading foreign (mostly mexican type) leeches who have NO legal right to be present - let alone domiciled - in the USA.
By Fred Barberpole
December 22, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this
Ruth Knox to replace Michael Adams! Let the campaign start now!
By Middle America
December 22, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this
oops, that should have said
“If Sunni Arab states like Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia think the scales in Iraq (and the broader Middle East) are tipping toward the Shiites they will be compelled to intervene.
By harold
December 22, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this
the USA has no right to prevent people from living. the USA is what’s illegal. Let it be deported to Mexico! Ah wait, that is already occurring ever since that NASCAR thing that opened the boarders
By Jim's a genius
December 22, 2006 10:25 AM | Link to this
Yeah, Barr will be as good an addition for the Libertarians as Zell Miller was for the Republicans. Too has beens who have thrown away their credibility.
By Jim's a perv
December 22, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this
You not only like George, you think about him while you’re in the shower.
By RW (the aboriginal)
December 22, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this
Those magpies on the view are winning the war of words with Trump. Rosie is at least funny. Trump is going down in flames. On Larry King last night, he actually brought up his charity for maimed Iraqi vets as he tried to recover from the Krameresque faux pas he’s committed in the last two days.
Rosie needs to keep the ridicule and we can all watch the Donald become completely unhinged.
Talk about must see tv, the View, (which I hate), is the best rated show in history now. We all want to see Rosie cream that fathead the Donald.
Sometimes when you flame others, you reveal much much more about yourself than you do about those you flame.
That’s why TfTT, RW, and Buy Danish are non compos mentis now. Hell, they’re not even there anymore, they’ve self-destructed. Ditto the entire cadre of trolls who dared try to confront PoFo.
PoFo is like a wisp of smoke, you cant really see him. I only hope he never comes after me. I’m frightened. I want my mommie. Good PoFo. Kind PoFo…….Sinsamelia!!!!!
By Bigger is bigger
December 22, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this
A nation with our population and wealth should not have an army of less than 2 million. And military service after high school should be compulsory.
By The right thing
December 22, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this
I could have had several love affairs with women I supervised, because of mutal friendship and attraction. But it would have been wrong, so I did not pursue it. Neither should anyone in a similar situation.
By RW (the aboriginal)
December 22, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this
I think TFTT, buy danish and RW should do their part at xmas and help decrease the surplus population…….hey, come on trolls, it’s christmas……be our surprise….make this a christmas to remember….Scrooge yourselves…..decrease the surplus population…….this could be the best christmas ever…..if only Buy Danish, RW, and TFTT would decrease the surplus population……merry christmas….merry christmas………frying some humbugs in low calorie lard, as wooten suggested, would do the trick…..are you listening TFTT? fry your favorite humbug in some low calorie lard, sir……make it a good christmas…….fry your #1 humbug in some low calorie lard……..merry christmas……FRY…HUMBUG..IN LARD……(as wooten hath commanded)!!!!
By My dear old daddy
December 22, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this
If you could have tasted my dear old daddy’s fruitcake cookies, you’d love fruitcake.
By TW
December 22, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this
The issue of the ‘illegals’ is a simple litmus test for Christianity.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 10:39 AM | Link to this
Middle America,
Yes, the neocons got us into this mess and should be purged like Rummy.
I do not see a winning outcome with this administration and I find Jim’s love affair with the Bush family disgusting.
By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I
December 22, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this
tftt/tommy, there aren’t but a few Uncle Ernies in Vermont, not like here (or in Manchester - smirk), where same-sex incest is a right of passage.
While agree with you that childrapers should be punished severely, child molestation and child abuse is an extremely rare occurence in VT, unlike in Georgia. All crimes against persons and property are lower in VT than GA, proof that civilization, education, and decent personal hygiene are buffers to criminality.
As a soon to be citizen of the state of Vermont, I promise to work assiduously and arduously to make the state unattractive to the child abusers and violent criminals that make up such a large portion of the red state population.
With regard to the defense of marraige, I will suggest to my new state representative that s/he introduce legislation that marraiges from red states not be recognized in VT, unless the parties submit to extensive marraige counseling. The divorce rates in red states are epidemic, revealing the deep flaws in the institution of red state marraige. The high rates of divorce, spouse abuse, wifebeating, etc. in the red states are contributing to the further degeneration of an already degenerate red(neck) state culture.
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 10:50 AM | Link to this
unhinged foreskin would be the perfect choice as the hapless worthy “victim” in a live but tragically fatal DUI TV commercial. s(nuff) said … gedditt??
PoFo has all the intellectual gravitas of a used ripped gossamer thin condom and all the comedic talent of a dead rotting mentally constipated dyslexic ritalin abusing wormy vulture.
By The View
December 22, 2006 10:52 AM | Link to this
The View is on in 10 minutes.
Rosie set to launch latest salvo.
cool.
By @@
December 22, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this
Aaaahhhhh Mid-South Philosopher had a “Free For Fun Friday”, and I enjoyed it, ever so much.
Give your all….it’s Christmas.
Thanks Mid-South. You excel at understated humor.
(Insert smile here) I don’t do those “emoticon” thingies anymore.
Political Foreskin will scold me, yet again, for using my fingers to communicate when I promised I wouldn’t do so this week.
I mustn’t forget Political Foreskin. I’ve got a special finger, just for you.
By Diogenes
December 22, 2006 10:55 AM | Link to this
Happy Friday, Jim,
Diogenes would wish you a Merry Christmas, but that hardened conservative heart of yours would deflect the message of the season.
Diogenes prays you have a visitation of spirits to show you how you have gone astray. We pray the spirit of Christmas present bathe that flinty heart with the milk of human kindness and redeem you from yourself.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this
“I think we should round up all of these folks. Round up Joy Behar, round up Matt Damon, who last night on MSNBC attacked George Bush and Dick Cheney. Round up Olbermann, take the whole bunch of them and put them in a detention camp until this war is over because they’re a bunch of traitors.” – GOP mouthpiece Mike Gallagher, a good little Nazi.
Wow.
Happy Holidays!
By Buy Danish
December 22, 2006 11:17 AM | Link to this
PoFo,
Dipping into the rum-soaked fruitcake, eggnog and Christmas Punch awfully early, aren’t you?
Dio,
Who the heck are you to lecture others about “the milk of human kindess” and “redemption”? Who are you praying to anyway? Darwin? Marx? All of the above?
What a sanctimonious horses’ a$$ you are.
By jwallace
December 22, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this
That Jay Bookman chick looks slightly man-ish. But only very slightly.
By Dusty
December 22, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this
Well, Jim, you have inspired so many good comments today. Thanks for engendering the Christmas spirit.
And speaking of “spirits”, (as some of my blog friends know), Manichevitz with fruitcake is the manna of the Gods, the ambrosia of the artist, and the the rescuer of the perishing.
So, Jim I wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and may fruitcake and the big “M” adorn your table.
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this
rednekkks vermin
Your witless unremitting obsession with Manchester is still most unamusing. Although it is a decent enough city [to visit for shopping and a cricket game] - save for its two extremely odious football teams … Man Ure and Manshitty.
VT is where child rapists get 60 days from judges who then irrationally defend to the hilt their ludicrous sentences. I suppose your own similarly benighted past still wickedly haunts you as your very own familial Cousin Ernie got off scott free. NY is yet another NORTHERN child abusing state where invariably bugger all is done to child molestors and Jessica’s Law legislation is deliberately blocked by leftist vermin beholden to trial lawyer scum in the state legislature.
A hugely disproportionate number of violent criminals in the south, especially metro Atlanta are black and now increasingly mexican types. Just watch WSB’s tabloidish news coverage for a week or two to see the undeniable truth of this. Something that you leftist multi-culti bollockchopturds cheerily deny at every opportunity.
The divorce level in the south is merely yet another victim of the wholly unwelcome, egregious yankkkee infestation - mouthy loud self absorbed adulterous, child abusing, wife beating yankkkees lower the tone and increase domestic abuse wherever they go and folks here are that p!ssed with their presence that it occasionally bleeds over into their usually quite tranquil domestic arrangements.
Maybe you’ll run into a VT serial killer ski-instructor on the Howard Dean the scream slopes and realise the south aint so bad after all… hopefully it wont be just too late.
By Political Bandjob
December 22, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this
Thanx for the nod, Redneck. Glad you like the material. :0)
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 11:31 AM | Link to this
Mike Gallagher … preach on kind sir -Allaaargh knows you’re right!!
By Political Bandjob
December 22, 2006 11:32 AM | Link to this
Well, I NEVER…..!!!!!
By JK
December 22, 2006 11:43 AM | Link to this
The United States is not militarily prepared — as it should be —to meet worldwide obligations and threats.
Thank you Mr. Wooten, for acknowledging that we are NOT safer-er now. Though your favorite bloggers have, for some time now, questioned my patriotism for expressing that I DON’T feel safer-er now that our soldiers are stretched to the limit and dying in Iraq for no good g-dd-mn reason, the truth is we’re NOT safer-er for just the reasons you now acknowledge. “You don’t go to war with the Army you want, you go with the Army you have” Rumsfeld is out on his narcissistic, babbling tush, thank goodness. (Although the President still continues to defy the principles of sane thought.)
Now how ‘bout some common sense? Identify your resources — financial and human — and use them wisely and prudently. Waste, like sacrificing brave soldiers in the Iraqi civil war, leads only to regret. Thanks Mr. Wooten! Will your nieces and nephews be signing up for military service at your strong urging this holiday? I hope so.
Merry Christmas!
By Buy Danish
December 22, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this
TforTT,
Hey listen - I’m a Yankee and your stereotyping of Yankees is getting really old.
The problem is not with Yankees, it’s with Liberalism, Political-Correctness, open borders, et cetera.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 11:56 AM | Link to this
lies,
You should be first to be drafted since you are too scared to enlist coward.
Happy Holidays!
By Ughhh
December 22, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this
I see all the racists, bigots, and just in general trash has finally decided to ruin this blg as well.
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this
Danish
it should be blindingly obvious to all (including you) that I’m “digging” at the liberal/lefty yankkkees love.
maggot brain .. they don’t draft folks my age (this aint the 3rd Reich in 1945) … but if they do I will proudly serve - just so long as I can shoot any liberal cut and run officer type I have and pinko hate America scum like you are drafted with me.
By time for the truth
December 22, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this
maggot brain
Merry Christmas from a proud right wing secular agnostic.
By Buy Danish
December 22, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this
JK,
Great way to twist what Wooten said. He did not say that we are not safer than we were before 9/11. He said that we need to expand our military, to be safer than we are NOW.
Is that too complex to comprehend? I wish I could draw a chart for you, but you’ll just have to imagine one.
By Brian Curtis
December 22, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this
A few brief comments:
Ruth Knox: I agree, we need more principles senior executives like this—and not just in universities.
Police chief affair: And the problem is…? Seriously, unless he was harassing someone or showing favoritism, why should anyone care who a deputy police chief is dating?
Civil rights museum: “It’s a fine idea, up to the point where it encourages discussion of ongoing issues?” HUH? Is Wooten claiming that the civil rights struggle is over and done with or something?
By Diogenes
December 22, 2006 12:28 PM | Link to this
Jim,
I see that one of your blog harpies struck trying to defend you while I was out. My suggestion is that you find a couple with more intelligence and verbal skills than the two you use. They’re giving education in Georgia a bad name.
By Buy Danish
December 22, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this
Digoenes,
It’s very interesting how weeks ago you said that I was “too skilled a debator”.
For the umpteenth time, I was not educated in Georgia, although I gather that you were, so what is your freaking point?
By RW-(the original)
December 22, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this
How’s that imaginary conversation with Jim going for you, Dio?
By getalife
December 22, 2006 01:01 PM | Link to this
A Christmas card from the White House
By Kelly
December 22, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this
JK’s rule, “Identify your resources — financial and human — and use them wisely and prudently.”
Break this rule and what do we get?
“The United States is not militarily prepared — as it should be —to meet worldwide obligations and threats.”
Right on JK. You nailed it.
By harold
December 22, 2006 01:21 PM | Link to this
if the government INSISTS on continuing with their poop tunnels, the terrorists have already won. they can easily sabotage our public poop tunnels and render an entire city uninhabitable for months
think of it.
poop everywhere. no flushing allowed. to prevent flushing the government will turn off the water. then, no water.
the terrorists have won already
while chicken little chases terrorists he created in irak (harold supposes you could refer to them as his tail that he is chasing), the terrorists are busily preparing an attack on our poop pipes
our cities will be brought to their knees by poop while chemical sniffers are busily working on grandma’s luggage at the airport
public poop will be our downfall
By Dusty
December 22, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this
getalife,
It is esthetically incorrect to post the same link on both blogs ‘specially since it was a piece of trash to start with. Snap to, fellow!
By harold
December 22, 2006 01:51 PM | Link to this
you all think this is a joke but remember NOLA after katrina. it took perhaps 36 hours for everything to go all to SH!T
By Political Bandwidth
December 22, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this
Dusty, you’re coming across today like a Swallow-me Elmo. What gives? And you thought you were just being a moron.
bwa
By Jim Wooten
December 22, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this
Diogenes @ 10:55, my hardened conservative heart deflects many of the messages that invite me to perform feats that are physically impossible or morally objectionable, but none extended in the spirit of the season that are directed to the Almighty on my behalf. My fervent hope is that your standing with Him is such that your plea accomplish its desired purpose without rendering me a hopelessly misguided liberal.
And Dusty @ 11:22: I have delightful memories of my teetotaler mother and her friends sipping the Manichevitz while dousing the fruitcake and giggling as though they were school girls sneaking thier first drink. But the cake, once soaked and properly cured , was not as you assert “the manna of the Gods, the ambrosia of the artist, and the the rescuer of the perishing.” It was fruit cake with gummy, too-sweet fruit and rind, too few nuts and too much shelf life. The fruit-cake cookies I’ve tasted have suffered that same fruitcake malady.
And, in the Christmas spirit, too, RW nobody has any intention of withdrawing your welcome, no matter how far off topic you may be temped to wander. If a good, meaty side-discussion is going on between or among contributiors, that’s welcomed, Christmas spirit or not.
And @@, welcome back. Thought we’d lost you for the holidays.
By Political Bandwidth
December 22, 2006 02:06 PM | Link to this
You know something? Harold is RIGHT! The man aint gonna let any of us free of the fan no matter how many times we flush. We can either take it, or do something really stupid, like everyone flush at the exact same time all over atlanta. WE could bring the man to his knees. Everyone flush exactly at 6pm greenwich sandwich time, dont forget that a broken clock is right three times a day, once when it’s pm, once when it’s am, and once when it’s BM. That’s when we flush!!!
Who’s with me? Lets Do It……..111
By Buy Danish
December 22, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this
Kelly,
Maybe if you look under a certain construction trailer used by Sandy Berger to stash memos from the Clinton Administration we might find the answers to a lot of the answers as to why we were not prepared to meet worldwide obligations and threats.
Oh wait! They were destroyed by Berger. Nevermind, I guess we’ll never know.
I’m taking off on a road trip momentarily so feel free to post snarky comments in my absence.
Dusty,
If I don’t “talk” to you, have a very Merry Christmas. Save a piece of that delicious fruitcake for Dio! Do you have any with Catnip as an ingredient?
By RW-(the original)
December 22, 2006 02:16 PM | Link to this
Thank you Jim,
This is my kind of day when there are so many topics up top I’m bound to hit one of them eventually. BTW, @@ is traveling for the holidays which is why you see the spareness of her posts.
Merry Christmas to you!
By RW-(the original)
December 22, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this
Here I’ll try one, in the spirit of the season and all.
So why does the Gwinnett sheriff have a camouflage-painted armored personnel carrier? In most metro neighborhoods, nothing is more visible than men and machines in camouflage.
I live in Gwinnett County and I’ve never seen it, so maybe it works.
By RW (the unintentional)
December 22, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this
Okay, RW, (the urinal), if you say so, @@ is “traveling”…..we’ll allow your other personality to come out like a prairie doggin turd, as your @@ self goes “traveling” (air quotes here)
bwa (air Guitar here).
By RW-(the original)
December 22, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this
Somebody (see “air” head @ 2:37) isn’t in the spirit yet.
Maybe I’m everybody, you reckon “air” head?
By devil doll
December 22, 2006 02:50 PM | Link to this
1,2,3…is this thing on?
howdy sailors. just wanted to drop by the ol’ ajc and say happy holidays. why does it smell like burnt coffee and cleaning detergent in here? didn’t see a soul at ml’s.
anyhow, want to give bud a big hug and getalife, dusty, @@, buy danish (are they the same person?), finch, and everybody else, too.
and you too jim wooten. i don’t know who you are, but merry xmas. it’s my favorite time of the year!!!
By getalife
December 22, 2006 03:03 PM | Link to this
Hi devil doll,
Happy Holidays!
Try this on crusty(the-clown)
By RW-(the original)
December 22, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this
Greetings Double D,
Merry Christmas to you! There was some guy from China hanging out on my Devil Doll page the other day. You don’t suppose it was the people who’s blog you broke into do you?
By Dusty
December 22, 2006 03:22 PM | Link to this
RW(the original)
If you are “everybody”, please don’t eat ALL my fruitcake. But since I know you are someone special, you may have all you want. Save a piece for Devil Doll even though she put my name next to getalife’s…..a real faux pas!!
Buy Danish,
Have a safe trip and hurry back. We need all the sensible voices we can get here.(I will save you some fruitcake and the “M” you love. Also some for @@ in alligator land.)
By devil doll
December 22, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this
how ya’ feeling, getalife?
i forgot about the blog incident - lol. it was like their family reunion page and talking about ???
i loves me some fruitcake. it’s like blogoland - lots of fruits and nuts getting together. lol.
By Dusty
December 22, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this
Oh, Jim Wooten, I just saw your post.
Here’s your ticket to Fruitcake Indoctrination School before I tell John Kessler about you. I’ll have to admit you sound like a lost cause but there is always hope.
(Send all your gift wrapped fruitcakes to me.) Thanx and Merry Christmas
By Jim Wooten
December 22, 2006 04:04 PM | Link to this
Sorry, Dusty, but the postage is prohibitive, given their weight.
Merry Christmas to all.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this
devil doll,
Feeling good thanks.
There are a lot of fruits and nuts on this blog.
By @@
December 22, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this
Oh shute Jim, you caught me with my “political forefinger” extended. What can I say?
Merry Christmas to everyone? Must I?
O.K., Merry Christmas to everyone and “candied nuts” to PoFo.
By Political Foreskin
December 22, 2006 04:23 PM | Link to this
Merry Christmas, @@!
By ICEMAN
December 22, 2006 04:56 PM | Link to this
can’tgetalife,
I heard you were pretty fruity yourself.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 05:04 PM | Link to this
Icehead,
I see you made it through your Birthday.
Rehab next?
By ICEMAN
December 22, 2006 05:11 PM | Link to this
Can’tgetalife,
Yeah. Me and your sister overdosed on a special benadryl and Jack Daniels mix.
By ICEMAN
December 22, 2006 05:23 PM | Link to this
Political Foreskin,
Even though you make idiotic comments, unlike getalifeless, you’ve managed to stay out of my hair. So Merry Christmas to you.
By getalife
December 22, 2006 05:23 PM | Link to this
Icehead,
Make sure you sign up for selective service.
The Army will staighten you out.
By ICEMAN
December 22, 2006 05:33 PM | Link to this
getalifeless,
I’m already straight. Its you that swings in the other direction. The Army won’t allow you in will they?
By getalife
December 22, 2006 05:41 PM | Link to this
Sorry Icehead,
I love the ladies so you can stop hitting on me.
Freak.
By candide
December 23, 2006 08:19 AM | Link to this
Wooten likes George? How can anyone like a dumb frat boy who has never grown up? His dad was no bargain either but compared to Dubya he was a giant.
By Political Foreskin
December 23, 2006 08:29 AM | Link to this
My wife hates christmas. Xmas day is always hell. She goes into a funk that devolves into a rage. All I can figure is that she was molested by a chimney sweep, or something. I dont hate xmas, but I do hate the movie, the Christmas Story. I’ve never been able to sit through it, and only know certain scenes. I cant stand that kid, or his look, and if I see one more midget cast as an elf…..talk about selling your talent. I hate the whole “lets film midgets” thing. So what if their tiny, but look old. Has anyone ever heard stories about the after-hours shenanigans the cast of “Oz” had? There’s gobs of lore about how the munchkins were drunken pervs who had orgies every single night they filmed that movie. Imagine the Lollipop Guild getting their freak on. (That’s how Nestle’s came up with the idea for the chocolate center in their tootsie roll pops) .
I dont want to hear about it.
By Buy Danish
December 23, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this
Merry Christmas to Jim Wooten and his merry band of bloggers. Yes, PoFo, you too.
It’s a Wonderful Life!
By Political Foreskin
December 23, 2006 01:18 PM | Link to this
Hey, Buy, what do you think happened to everyone today? Do you think they’re all drunk on eggnog already? Or hung over? Or are they all in line to see that confounded panda they named “Bling Bling” over at the zoo?
I dont get it. Late shopping? Everyone but U and Moi? Doesn’t add up.
By Jim Wooten
December 23, 2006 01:50 PM | Link to this
Some band, Buy. I count three here today.
By ICEMAN
December 23, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this
The Iceman is in the house!!!
By ICEMAN
December 23, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this
PoFo,
You need to see Nurse Rachted if you didn’t like the Christmas Story.
How dare you criticize the munchkins! They are a fine contribution to Amercian Film history.
By @@
December 23, 2006 02:58 PM | Link to this
Political Foreskin:
Get your Christmas “jingle bells” up to the new thread. Jim has left a wonderful gift for all…..
and mind your manners….
Merry Christmas.
By Justin
December 23, 2006 03:49 PM | Link to this
Jim,retiredLTC(good your’e retired) should the Gwinnett County Sheriff paint the donated camouflaged APC white, put chrome bumpers and headlights on it for you idiots? Have you ever seen a swat team set up a perimeter? Half of them would be set up in a woodline behind a house. Maybe next time the Sheriff is dealing with someone who has shot two people in the head in in 5 days he can call you folks and ask what he should do. That camouflaged APC probably saved deputies from being killed in that incident.
By RetiredLTC
December 24, 2006 10:01 AM | Link to this
No Justin I have only seen my troops set up perimeters in places like Vietnam, Cambodia, El Salvador, Panama, and most recently the 1st Gulf War. As for you Justin, you are probably perfectly suited psychologically to blow away little old ladies for a bag or two of pot.
By Scarface
December 24, 2006 10:15 AM | Link to this
Yeah Justin, it sure is comforting to know that law enforcement is practicing the Powell Doctrine when they go after those dastardly pot sellers and unpaid traffic ticket violators. Thanks for making us all feel so safe when we see that APC and its black clad, masked storm troopers rolling down the streets of America.