Thinking Right

By Jim's a Cherry Picker

November 3, 2006 08:25 AM | Link to this

Morning Jim,

Have you discussed the contract with Wesmorland and Price? I wonder if they’ll be using it in their next re-election bid or if it was just a one-time PR stunt?

REPUBLICAN CONTRACT WITH AMERICA

As Republican Members of the House of Representatives and as citizens seeking to join that body we propose not just to change its policies, but even more important, to restore the bonds of trust between the people and their elected representatives.

That is why, in this era of official evasion and posturing, we offer instead a detailed agenda for national renewal, a written commitment with no fine print.

This year’s election offers the chance, after four decades of one-party control, to bring to the House a new majority that will transform the way Congress works. That historic change would be the end of government that is too big, too intrusive, and too easy with the public’s money. It can be the beginning of a Congress that respects the values and shares the faith of the American family.

Like Lincoln, our first Republican president, we intend to act “with firmness in the right, as God gives us to see the right.” To restore accountability to Congress. To end its cycle of scandal and disgrace. To make us all proud again of the way free people govern themselves.

On the first day of the 104th Congress, the new Republican majority will immediately pass the following major reforms, aimed at restoring the faith and trust of the American people in their government:

FIRST, require all laws that apply to the rest of the country also apply equally to the Congress;

SECOND, select a major, independent auditing firm to conduct a comprehensive audit of Congress for waste, fraud or abuse;

THIRD, cut the number of House committees, and cut committee staff by one-third;

FOURTH, limit the terms of all committee chairs;

FIFTH, ban the casting of proxy votes in committee;

SIXTH, require committee meetings to be open to the public;

SEVENTH, require a three-fifths majority vote to pass a tax increase;

EIGHTH, guarantee an honest accounting of our Federal Budget by implementing zero base-line budgeting.

By sct

November 3, 2006 08:35 AM | Link to this

A mega-church pastor uses “part of a God equity loan” to preach out against gays and gay marriage, and then spends $10,000 on gay husltlers. Can you imagine trying to design a church capable of speaking out against gays and sin from a pastor that heaps loads and loads of personal sin on himself. Must be a religious right conservative Christian.

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 08:46 AM | Link to this

Good morning, all. I suspect that the Kerry topic will continue to dominate the blog today, just as it seems to dominate the national news cycle. I have mixed feelings about the topic: the more it is discussed, the better my team will do Tuesday. Voters are likely to associate Sen. Kerry’s sentiments with the moonbats ascendant in the party, thus diminishing the vote for Democrats. On the other hand, the comments were truly hurtful for those with loved ones in the military, and they don’t deserve the unnecessary pain. From Taranto yesterday:

“The reason Kerry’s comments have had such resonance is because many observers have long suspected that he has not abandoned, or even moderated, the antimilitary and anti-American views he espoused back in the early 1970s, when he told a Senate hearing this about his fellow veterans:

“ ‘They had personally raped, cut off ears, cut off heads, taped wires from portable telephones to human genitals and turned up the power, cut off limbs, blown up bodies, randomly shot at civilians, razed villages in fashion reminiscent of Genghis Khan, shot cattle and dogs for fun, poisoned food stocks, and generally ravaged the country side of South Vietnam in addition to the normal ravage of war, and the normal and very particular ravaging which is done by the applied bombing power of this country.’

“And indeed, Kerry seems to stand by this outrageous slander. Yesterday he told Don Imus:

“ ‘I’ve told the truth in the past. I’ve never done anything except tell the truth. And I’m not going to take anybody’s comment to suggest that somehow my telling the truth was a mistake. The American people rely on the truth. And when I came back from Southeast Asia, I told the truth. ‘

“If he stands by his slanders from all those years ago, why should we believe him now when he says he was only trying to slander the president of the United States?”

By Dusty

November 3, 2006 08:47 AM | Link to this

Jim,

What a lovely buffet of tasty subjects this morning. BUT… I wish you had mentioned the gentleman on Buford Highway, who came to America from Viet Nam many years ago, and barely made it on a fishing boat. He loves this country so much he cannot stop praising it and supporting it.

Now he has put up so many “monuments” to the country he loves, that DeKalb County has said he must remove his Statue of Liberty, Soaring Eagle and other things they have declared unsuitable for his yard.

The striking thing here is his great, out-spoken love for this country. You don’t hear that too much any more. It makes one feel good to read his story—without DeKalb County’s part. (Sorry to interrupt so early.)

By Rod

November 3, 2006 08:49 AM | Link to this

Well, John Kerry may have had a botched joke, but George Bush is a botched joke.

By Mid-South Philosopher

November 3, 2006 08:52 AM | Link to this

Good morning, Jim,

While I am not a “tree hugger,” I can’t help remembering “conservatives” of another era who raled at the notion that cigarette smoking caused lung cancer, heart disease, and in-grown toenails. While they were correct about the last item, most of those critics are long since dead.

The global warming issue needs some sensible attention; however, the “corporatists” are going to oppose “any” meaningful reform, while the “environmentalists” are not going to be satisfied with anything short of a return to the “Garden of Eden.”

The sad part is that by the time the whole thing filters down,we will be dead and our grandchildren and great-grandchildren will be left to deal with the mess…while they are paying-off the hellacious debt this “conservative” Congress and “liberal spending” President is running up!

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 08:53 AM | Link to this

It used to be, “Marianne or Ginger”, or “Betty or Veronica”, and now it’s, “Nanci Pelosi or Katherine Harris”.

Kerry’s going on a farewell apology tour. Every schlameel has a schlamozzle. Kerry spilled the soup, but Bush was the one he spilled it on. Bush overspun Kerry’s remarks and voters were zeroed in on a way to measure Bush’s credibility. Voters finally got a rosetta stone for Bush Speak.

Kerry’s dumbspeak is still indecipherable.

By Muffy The Lib

November 3, 2006 08:55 AM | Link to this

Ok nosepicker, we get the point already about the busted republican contract that’s about, say, nearly 13 years old now. You are acting like an attention-craved little child repeating the same mantra over and over. Look at this! Look at this! Look at this! Look at this! Grow up, Lib.

By Muffy The Lib

November 3, 2006 08:58 AM | Link to this

For all those saying that Mr. Kerry botched a joke, here’s a question: why did it take so long for him to come back with an answer for what the joke was really supposed to mean? Uh, well, hmmphf.

By bill

November 3, 2006 08:58 AM | Link to this

Please stop asking about the Contract With America. You can simply sign on and let everyone know you’re here and we can just go ahead and assume you copied and pasted it into your post.

By George

November 3, 2006 08:59 AM | Link to this

Nice work Jim, as always. As for Rod’s sentiments: it’s this kind of creative and forward thinking that will keep fence-sitting voters solidly on the GOP-side of the fence in this and coming elections. Until the other side comes up with any sort of strategy vs. the Monday-morning QB/name-calling/insulting that it does now (from Rod to Kerry to Pelosi to Reid) we’ll maintain control of the White House, the House, the Senat and, most importantly, the job of protecting America.

By Th

November 3, 2006 09:13 AM | Link to this

JBM; why do you always start the Kerry quote in the middle of the paragraph? Are you being intellectually dishonest or do you not know that you are leaving out the first of what Kerry said?

What did Kerry say before he told the students it was important to study hard? It makes a difference. Dick Armey said he thought it was pretty funny how the Republicans were using fake outrage on this.

I’d rather comment on global warming. The cost of doing something to stop or reduce global warming and then finding out the science was all wrong is far less than doing nothing and the science being correct. Maybe my natural conservatism is coming through in that I think we strive to leave our children a better place to live.

Well, I’m off to help the Jim Marshall campaign today through the election. You know how us lefties hate anyone who served in Vietnam instead of hiding in the national guard (Republicans used to say that about people who served in the guard during Vietnam before Quayle. Ever wonder why daddy Bush picked him for VP?)

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 3, 2006 09:13 AM | Link to this

George, Dumbya has a solid hold on the moron vote, moron.

Now go wave a flag and pretend you’re a patriot.

By @@

November 3, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this

Jim: Saw your response late last night. Yes, I was aware of the calls from California to withhold remittances to Nicaragua. If the Nicaraguan residents in the U.S. are legal, I’d have a problem with that. If illegal? Go for it.

I’ve changed the name of your Friday column. “Free for Fun Fridays”.

Barbara Streisand tickets? Aren’t liberals always claiming that conservatives don’t mind helping out as long as it doesn’t come from their wallets. So what’s Barbara’s excuse? Only “The Nose” knows.

Double decker interstates? I’m thinking San Francisco during the last bad quake. You do know that Georgia is on a faultline, don’t you Jim?

That little 8 year old….From the mouths of babes, or Babs….!!! She’s worth $1,476.00 a ticket. Just ask her or John Kerry, but you’ll have to look UP from your lowly seat in the audience.

John Mark Karr? How about a bus to nowhere?

Tony Blair & global warming? I thought Tony was despised around the globe for snuggling up with George Bush. It gets cold in the U.K.

Pandemic? It’s reasonable to assume that when a bird drops to earth in mid flight, we could say “bird-flew.”

Vernon Jones? Democratic kindergarteners start smoking earlier now. This “smokin’ business” could become a nasty habit.

By Van

November 3, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this

Jim Wooten,

Regarding the Democratic Farm team. How far above Alabama are we?

Regarding Global Warming, IF anyone can show that the human 1/10 of .1% impact on the worlds weather is the driving force behind global warming, I might, just might reconsider.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 3, 2006 09:17 AM | Link to this

What does Goobernor Sonny do, besides line his pockets?

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

When liberals say that George Bush and Sonny Perdue are not leaders, they mean that George Bush was not elected, but rather appointed by the Supreme Court in a voter-fraud conspiracy with Jeb Bush and Katherine Harris.

Sunni Perdue is his own leader, standing in the cyclone of dollar bills swirling around him inside the governer’s lucky magic phone booth, furiously grabbing with both arms, madly crying out for a butterfly net……

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 3, 2006 09:20 AM | Link to this

Mr. Karr is probably on his way to Colorado Springs - he has a future as a leading evangelical preacherman - preaching for Jeesus, love of country, and Lord Gawd Dumbya. He’s the perfect profile for GOP and fundamentalist Christian leadership.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 09:21 AM | Link to this

If you want Jim to respond , tell him to retire.

His comeback yesterday about my reading skills was funny but he assumed I read his spin. I did not, read a couple of lines, fell asleep, then went on the the real news.

I did go back and struggled through his boring rhetoric and at the bottom he did say he asked Condi about Iraq.

It would seem this would be the first question one would ask, but at least he said he did ask.

Jim is sill spinning the Kerry botched joke but no mention of Boner bashing the generals and blaming Iraq on the troops.

This fact is disgusting and hypocritical but most Americans have caught on to their bs and it just made the media look pathetic. Most Americans are not that stupid that the media and the politicians think we are. We are informed so stop with the bs.

By @@

November 3, 2006 09:28 AM | Link to this

Jim: I have no idea why these were dropped from my post. My mouth did when I saw them missing.

John J/K Stupid Kerry? That’ll happen after Babs apologizes for disenfranchising the poor from her concerts. Their attitude…APOLO-“geez”…”Why should I?”

Not leaders? Bush & Perdue are hoping to get somewhere. (D)riving while using your rear view mirror for navigation is dangerous and only takes you back to where you started.

See ‘ya!

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 09:28 AM | Link to this

Dear Th @ 9:13, you sound as if you dispute Mr. Kerry’s assertion, yesterday, that he always told the truth about Southeast Asia. I realize intellectual consistency is not a big issue with the Moonbats, but I quote only Mr. Kerry’s words. (And obviously, we all agree that Mr. Kerry did not always tell the truth – the testimony before Congress, although under oath, was obviously not true and he did not telegraph planned deception in his precatory comments.)

By getouttahere

November 3, 2006 09:30 AM | Link to this

Using your home equity loan to see Babs makes you a liberal? It sounds more like the deficit spending of the current Administration. The government has gotten much bigger in the past five years, and the debt ceiling has been raised to over $9 trillion to pay for all the pork Congress has approved. That sounds awfully “liberal” to me.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 3, 2006 09:31 AM | Link to this

Not drinking your OJ can cause scurvy - a disease that makes you look like a ricket-ridden inbred redneck.

Most of the Woo-ten Klan folks look like scurvy victims.

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 09:35 AM | Link to this

Anyone notice all the traffic cameras going up fast at Cobb County intersections?

This should keep women from making any illegal turns or running any red lights. Why? That’s easy, because the camera adds at least ten pounds.

The only way to beat this system is to have your kid shine a powerful “laser” at the camera as you pass under it, thereby blinging the eye of the camera, and allowing yourself to escape scott free.

By Jim's a Cherry Picker

November 3, 2006 09:35 AM | Link to this

Muffy & bill,

Thanks for letting me know that me posting the writings of the GOP verbatim bothers you. It bothers me too.

Nothing like a little selective perception to make for a well-grounded ideology.

But don’t count on me not posting it any more. I think it is a fantastic historical document that should not be ignored. I’d encourage you both to read through it again and note the irony.

to end the cycle of scandal and disgrace

Do either of you feel that the GOP has done this? I would have liked for them too, but unfortunately what they’ve done is exponentially grown the cycle of scandal and disgrace.

Ironic, huh? And just like good lil’ sheep, ya’ll continue to say “Heil Bush. The liberals are coming! They want to teach our children to be homos and hate God. They want to kill old people and raise taxes. They want to control our minds through their evil agent, the ‘liberal media’, take away our guns, kill babies and penalize people for making money.”

And for the record, I’m not a Democrat. They suck just as bad.

It’s just that it’s soooo easy to poke holes in Jim’s unabashed defense of a team that’s every bit as shameful as those he chastizes.

So remind me that Kerry is an idiot, or that Clinton had some kind of affair with a little girl, or that the demoncrats will raise taxes if they take control of Congress. Whatever. I don’t care.

Our government is severly broken, and it’s because people continue to allow themselves to be lied to by politicians who hold candy in front of their faces.

I hope you kids enjoy your candy….call me know when the cycle of scandal and disgrace is over.

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 09:37 AM | Link to this

Not that it will matter to the Moonbats, but Bjorn Lomborg totallydismantled the Stern report in yesterday’s WSJ: http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110009182 Global warming is the 21st century Amchitka warning from the Leftists.

By JK

November 3, 2006 09:38 AM | Link to this

Hey, I just read that REPUBLICAN CONTRACT WITH AMERICA that was posted at 8:25. What a GREAT idea! I am so on board with this! Why didn’t somebody think of restoring accountability to Congress before things got this bad? I simply MUST vote for the men who made these promises. Can I vote today AND next Tuesday?

By the way, how long do you think it will take the Republicans to keep these promises once they take power as the majority? Six months? A year? Any thoughts on this?

By T Smith

November 3, 2006 09:38 AM | Link to this

Bush is still trying to deceive the americain people, saying things are going good in Iraq when we all know full well that it is not going well at all. We also may have another conservative preacher involved in what he preaches against(Ted Haggard). All of this let you see the hypocritcy of so call moral conservatives. Lying,cheating,dishonesty and the likes. One day america will stop playing politics(liberals vs right wing conservatives) and put real leaders with integrity in leadership positions. Saying I am a moral conservative means nothing if you are not living the life.

By getoveryourself

November 3, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this

What the hell is the GOP’s plan for Iraq? If there is one, it damn sure isn’t successful! They’re trying to spin current events into Kerry being the number 1 person in America that is undermining our troops….practically trying to play us for fools. And the sad part is that a lot of people accept it! Pitiful!

Undermining the troops? Rumsfeld not supplying our troops with enough armor undermines our troops. Not holding contractors accountable like Bechetel undermines our troops. Poor decisions such as firing the entire Iraqi military and de-Baathification undermines our troops. These were all the actions taken by Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld.

If you’re dumb enough to drink the Kool Aid then go ahead. But incompetence is incompetence no matter if you’re Dem or GOP.

By HOT TOPIC

November 3, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this

Hey Jim Wooten,

I guess Ted Haggard’s Temp - to - “SOON TO BE” Permanent resignation is an OFF Topic discussion.

He’s already disclosed that some of it’s true, I guess by the Sunday Morning Political shows - he will be FULLY Out of the Closet.

I think you guys will continue to hold onto both the Senate and the House, because your flock are a true bunch of Hypocrits.

I hope that guy kept a dirty pair of BED SHEETS, with a little DNA. LOL:)

Please say a prayer for me Jim, I know that what I said above must be considered a sin.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 09:44 AM | Link to this

The gop have posted how to make a nuclear device on the internet

It just keep getting better and better doesn’t it?

By sriraj

November 3, 2006 09:48 AM | Link to this

Jim,

I disgree with your comment on the “interesting” aspect of Megafest crowds — they crowded the MARTA trains. There were occasions in which people were not sure if they were taking Northbound or Southbound trains and they used to literally stop the trains. Add that to the fact that many of them were loud, sweaty and obese meant hell for regular MARTA commuters. I’m glad Megafest will not be back in 2007. I hope Bishop Jakes takes his dog and pony show to some other place, with all due respect.

By harold

November 3, 2006 09:48 AM | Link to this

Spiritual advisor to Bush Whitehouse and evangelical Christian leader is alledegly a male prostitute f-cking meth addict?.

Gosh, what a surprise! At least it wasn’t little boys this time.

Harold supposes the guy will be checking into rehab soon. That’s where all good Republicans go.

By harold

November 3, 2006 09:50 AM | Link to this

No, The GOP have posted how to make a nuclear device on the internet IN ARABIC.

Talk about aiding and abetting terrorists. Bush should put himself in Guantanamo.

By mo

November 3, 2006 09:54 AM | Link to this

So whatcha think, people? Do you think that the Democrats will win the House and/or the Senate this year? Personally, I would have to see it to believe it.

On the one hand you see the hack jobs by the Repubs that takes any Democrats missteps by John Kerry and throw them all on radio. But then you have the Democrats using the media to endorse their candidates and try to find dirt on their pundits. Classic November!

I think that the Democrats could win if John Kerry would go into hiding like Nancy Pelosi. See, Nancy’s smart… She knows she has the propensity to say something polarizing. She is aware that she’s out of touch, so she goes away until after election day. You don’t see Nancy running around the country endorsing candidates. You don’t even see much of Hillary Clinton, but you will see the Democrats roll Bill Clinton out from whatever he’s been doing to start a national speaking tour!

Now, as far as the Republicans are concerned, all they have to do is keep their noses clean and wait for someone on the Democrats side to say something stupid and run with it like Red Grange to the end zone, and they will win it… again. But, the Republicans are always caught in something salacious (even though it was a huge stretch to get a preacher in Colorado in the soup.)

Now, this tactic worked like a charm when the Republicans impeached Clinton, but it is kinda sad to use great Americans like Larry Flynt to do the dirty work. But tactics that work are tactics that work.

Oh, and the last thing: For the Republicans who sees the seemingly endorsement of the Fatah leadership to the Democratic ticket as a good thing, it may work the other way, as well. See, terrorists are indeed scared of George Bush, but so is about everyone else. And terrorists like trouble brewing everywhere. They may want the Republicans to stay in power because they need a clear-cut enemy in order for their chaotic system to work properly.

Now if Bush’s power is diminished in some way, it may make the US a little more favorable to the international community. If that’s the case, it will make the terrorists’ case even more weak. And they may lose more “hearts and minds.”

But a strong Bush doctrine will keep the terrorists in fear… and in anger. And, to me, the only way the Bush doctrine will work is the total annihilation of the enemy. And, unfortunately, the only way I see that occuring is if they make Afghanistan and Iraq a huge parking lot.

By Bemused Humanist

November 3, 2006 09:54 AM | Link to this

Mr. Wooten;

Interesting comment by AEI about global warming projections.

Did they happen to point out that extrapolation of past trends is one of the weakest forecasting methods currently available? Simply put, an infinite number of curves can be draw between two time points.

Simulation modeling – deterministic or stochastic – is much preferable when the true predictors of future events can be identified.

I don’t suppose that the AEI study also mentioned how much money they take from ExxonMobil, did it?

One of the little-known obscenities of the Bush Administration (they are manifold) is their War on Science. Unlike the ridiculous Fox-news generated War on Christians — yes, I guess Karl Rove was just slumming when he vetted Harriet Myers to James Dobson and other members of the snake-handling Christian right; some war —this war is real.

The Washington Post ran articles a couple of years ago as to how Bush has allowed industry lobbyists to write a law essentially stating that if there is ANY conflicting science, an anti-pollution statute must be reviewed. Basically, a pesticide company can hire a hack scientist to produce one deeply flawed study that is laughed at by his legitimate colleagues – but as a result the ban can be lifted and the pesticide used until the “conflicting” science is resolved. This occurred in at least one instance in the Post story.

Don’t forget the replacement of eminent scholars on scientific advisory boards with industry flunkies who couldn’t pass high school chemistry.

Read the letter of protest against the Bush abuse of science signed by the best minds in the country, including several Nobel laureates.

The Bush administration is such a disaster that his attempt to undermine science in order to reward his rich polluting friends just seems to get lost in the rotted woodwork.

It is just one more disgraceful policy in Bush’s unique and complete panoply of shame.

By Jim Wooten

November 3, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

One of our contributors of recent posting travelled throughout Georgia’s back roads while pretending to be roaming Europe. For the next couple of weeks, I’ll be out of the country while pretending to be roaming the back roads of Georgia. I’ll try to continue the blog daily, though timely access could be a problem.

Many of our regulars are pretty good conversation-starters, so feel free — as you obviously do anyway — to introduce topices you think more interesting or timely. I’ll return on the 20th of November. Cheers from Ty Ty, the trailer park in White County, and scenic downtown Jacksonville — Georgia, not Florida.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 3, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

How much is this scumbag paying Wooten to slam Kerry?? Big bucks behind conservative liars…

By Richard

November 3, 2006 09:59 AM | Link to this

Let’s get real here - everyone knows (and has always known) that the military is a place of last resort for the illiterate and stupid.

Can’t get a real job? Go in the army.

Life’s to tough for you? Go in the army.

The average IQ of a military person is only slightly higher than the IQ of my television set. Get over it. Obviously Kerry was trying to insult George Bush (who is an insult) and mis-spoke. Now the GOP is trying to say he directed it towards the military. Obviously he didn’t.

I do - the military is filled with stupid people. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

By sct

November 3, 2006 10:01 AM | Link to this

It has not been a good year and a half for Christian Conservatives.

It started with the Schiavo case, now you have the Dobson vs Armey feud, the White House staff vs conservative Christian feud, numerous Robertson comments, Ralph Reed disaster, stem cell controversy, A political mega church leading minister in gay sex scandal, Christian Coalition splintering, Catholic priests, 3 Commandments, page scandal and cover-up…….

This is your Christian moral authority?

By whet

November 3, 2006 10:03 AM | Link to this

I want the illegal, immoral, and poorly managed war in Iraq to continue, forever, if possible. It will drain wealth from AmeriKa, hastening the day the dollar dies, and poverty and dispair overtakes the neo-cons and their ilk. Israel will no longer get their annual transfer of ten plus billion american tax dollars because the dollar will be worthless at that point. I intend to vote republican this election for the above stated reasons. The Dummycrats are just as bad as the neo-scum, they just use different methods to rob, murder and maim the third world peoples of the world, especially the arab peoples. I look forward to the day AmeriKa is destitude, without oil or natural gas, and forced to beg the rest of the world for a little aid. I promise none will be forthcoming.

By Dusty

November 3, 2006 10:03 AM | Link to this

Dear Pope Rednecks & other fools,

When you stop combing the “nits” out of your hair, please tell us where you met all those “scurvy” victims aka northern invaders.

Did you notice them on your eviction from under the bridge? Or was it the give-away sandwich shop for the homeless?

Please hop a freight train and return “north”. You are ruining my morning mint julep on the veranda with your mirthless and mindless repartee!

By Renee

November 3, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this

Heil Bush!!! We have many more young soldiers who have not yet had an opportunity to die. Let’s send all of them over to Iraq for no reason so they may all be killed.

It’s a great way to reduce the U.S. overpopulation. Thanks Bush.

By mo

November 3, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this

Oh, I do have to comment on the post concerning undermining our troops. Rumsfeld is not the only person to blame for the armor situation. Congress also bears a lot of blame for that.

Also, if gay marriage is a non-center issue like many in the Democratic party say it is, then Ted Haggard’s indiscretions should not be a center part of an election, especially since Ted Haggard isn’t a elected official. If Ted Haggard comes out today and starts a kissing campaign on the LOGO network, it won’t stop that Evangelical Association. All they will do is elect another president and keep going.

By lions, tigers & bears, oh my!

November 3, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this

Muffythelib - is that you Aqua Girl/man??

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Kerry’s despicable anti-military sneer is truly the gift from allaaaaaaaaaaaargh that keeps on giving. Undeniably he was for the pathetic non-existent joke before he was against it!! Indeed the band aid warrior gigolo still has NOT managed to tell ANYONE exactly what the joke was - other than himself petulantly conceding to Bush two years ago, which was FREAKING HILARIOUS!! And the snotty Boston Brahmin said he wouldn’t apologise and then did - sort of, in a half arsed mealy mouthed grudging utterly unconvincing sullen wholly impersonal statement on a website kind of way. Kerry perpetrated his elitist sneer in person and on camera but can’t/won’t apologise on camera. Hopefully this nauseating cowardly supercilious tw@t is finished politically and the homo loving pinko pond scum in Assachussetts will revel in their having a senator that most of the USA hates and/or despises.

So big nose Streisand screeched, clucked, caterwauled and mooed its way through a horrendously expensive fawning yawnfest in Atlanta. This hugely self absorbed semi-literate (see its website) dimwitted obtuse moronic talentless perpetrator of execrable showtunes, execrable soundtrack musak and far leftist lickspittle shiite will hopefully never infest Dixie again with its loathsome smug preening unhinged Bush hating presence.

Happily The Who will shortly make amends musically for this dissonant liberal bollocks!

J.M. Karr has manically dissappointed rednekks NAMBLA by leaving town without the much promised Assachusstetts homosexual wedding licence entwining the two lovebirds legally and spiritually. Doubtless NAMBLA will now start obsessively stalking Girl George in NYC whilst rednekkks endlessly sings Do You Really Want To Hurt Me to Karr on its cellphone voicemail. That’s Karma Chameleon for ya.

I’m really looking forward to voting GOP AGAIN all the way down the ballot next Tuseday - exercising my rights as a citizen and all that.

By Jim's an Endorser

November 3, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

Jim Wooten, nice pre-election endorsement of your personal friends U.S. Rep. Lynn Westmoreland (R-Ga 3rd) of Sharpsburg and U.S. Rep. Tom Price (R-Ga 6th) of Roswell. Were you trying to disguise it as news? Why didn’t you just say “Vote for my buddies?”

By getoveryourself

November 3, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

Mo,

Interesting point. But isn’t the SecDef the guy who oversees the budget of the military? And isn’t it the SecDef who is responsible for getting the troops what they need in order to be successful? Instead of Rumsfeld making any effort in getting the troops more armor, he smugly stated that “You go to war with the army you got.” That self-serving, smug SOB will get his in the long run for putting so many young men in the line of fire with no plan or proper support.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

The reason why the gop posted the manual to make a nuclear bomb was to try to cover their a* on Iraq.

And you folks think they can protect you from another attack which is coming.

Get real.

Vote Dem to protect you and not give the ememy intructions on how to build a nuclear bomb like the gop.

Shees.

Its a no brainer people.

By thppt

November 3, 2006 10:12 AM | Link to this

Early voting is good, I voted yesterday. Libertarians for Gov and Lt Gov, straight Democratic for the rest. The neo-conservative trolls on this blog should believe that the blues are coming out in force for this one.

By Buy Danish

November 3, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

TH (slanderer)

Jim Marshall must be an idiot if you support him. Are you not aware that the National Guard is serving in Iraq?

You Leftists are terminally ignorant.

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

Renee

a vastly superior and LONG OVERDUE way to reduce the US population would be to forcibly deport ALL illegal mexican types and ALL Bush hating leftists. This fantastic humanitarian huge problem solving programme would be the ultimate public sector job creation scheme and give all participants a tremendous sense of satisfaction whilst doing something truly heroic to make America safer and a much more decent place to live in.

was your pathetic sick joke about the military your pathetic sick attempt to FINALLY explain to us all exactly that the hatepig Kerry’s anti-military joke actually was?

By Jim's an Endorser

November 3, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Since Jim Wooten brought it up, let’s take another look at the fine gentlemen he endorses in Tuesday’s election, and what they’ve done to earn their paychecks in Washington.

Pay attention, kids! Let’s start with DR. TOM PRICE, M.D., Ga 6th:

The Iraq and Afghanistan Veteran’s Association graded Dr. Price “F” for his support of the troops, based on his votes that affect military personnel and their families. “F” is the lowest possible grade.

The Doctor voted against measures to help further stem-cell research, presumably since the more sick people there are, the more money doctors will make.

Voted YES to CAFTA which, among other provisions, allows US companies to freely export American jobs to Central America.

Ignoring his own district, he VOTED YES to a massive $286.5 billion transportation bill, including the famous $225 million “Bridge to Nowhere” in Alaska. Very little was in the bill for highway congestion, smog, or direct benefits to Georgia and the 600,000 citizens in Georgia’s sixth district.

Dr. Tom Price (R-Has always been rich) Voted himself TWO PAY RAISES in his first two-year term. He did not, however, complete a performance review form indicating what he has done to merit such pay increases.

Dr. Tom Price fell in lock-step with one of the most ridiculous stunts in the Capitol in recent memory: to manage TERRI SCHIAVO’s medical decisions from several states away, against the wishes of her own husband and legal guardian. (Ronald “get big government off our backs” Reagan rolls over in grave.) Price voted to OVERRIDE Florida state court decisions, hence ending “States Rights” as we’ve known them to be.

Voted to help his big industry donors by reducing consumer protections: HR 4167: States are no longer allowed to provide separate labeling of hazardous ingredients in foods; all hazardous warnings must be issued by the Federal Government — further decimating “States Rights” as we once thought them to be.

Voted “Forgit about it!” to lowering the cost of student loans for college students, upholding his fine longstanding principles that ONLY CHILDREN OF RICH FAMILIES are worthy of higher education, medical school, and the cushy country-club life he leads.

The Doctor helped his big oil buddies while screwing the environment and those of us who live in it, when he VOTED YES to HR 3893 and the Liability Shield Language Amendment, providing federal land for new oil refineries (no cost to oil companies); repealed EPA anti-pollution requirements as well as waiving restrictions and providing liability immunity for producers of MBTE a gasoline additive that poisons groundwater.

Voted YES to the Energy Policy Act; providing $8.5 billion in tax subsidies to energy industry while oil companies record billions in profits, further lifting EPA restrictions on energy related pollution by energy companies; with no relief for the pathetic working stiffs from the high cost of gasoline. (Was overheard saying at the Country Club: “If you have to ask, you can’t afford it! Hahaha!”)

The Doctor indicated further that he’s not interested in the rights of individuals when he Voted NO to extending the Voting Rights Act, and approved restrictions on inspection by federal election officials of voting. If you question the integrity of the voting process, that’s your problem, not his. He also voted in favor of unauthorized, warrentless tracking of personal finances. Not HIS personal finances, mind you, (like 2004 campaing donations from Jack Abramoff), but YOURS.

TOM PRICE URINATED on the Republican Party’s promise to clean up Congress when he voted to table the motion to investigate House Member activities with Jack Abramoff; and what do you know: No investigation! HA! And also when he voted to change House rules to require a majority vote by the Republican controlled Ethics Committee to investigate member misconduct, allowing Republicans to choose if they should investigate their own ethical violations. Clean up someone else’s house, not the US House! (Stupid peasants think you can demand accountability…)

By harold

November 3, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

hey troof dont you know that dubya is from connecticut and his daddy is from massachussetts? even the whole Texas thing is a lie.

By BlessedDay

November 3, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

There is not an unhappy bone in my body after hearing that negafest was cancelled!!! I live downtown and that is one of the most hellish experiences in the world! I pack up that family and take vacation out of Atlanta whenever it is here! HOOOORAH!

By mo

November 3, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

getoveryourself,

But isn’t it the Congress that sets the budget? In other words, Rumsfeld asked for money for armor and other military provisions but that budget was fought against, was it not?

Now, as a matter of homework, if Rummy had the money, but just failed to place an armor order, then it’s Rummy’s fault. If it was interference on behalf of members of Congress that hindered the approval of that budget, then it is the fault of both Rummy AND Congress.

(I can vaguely remember that the bill was held up by some Democrats who wanted to show some opposition to the war, including Kerry and Kennedy, if I can recall. Someone will give us the correct information on this, with spin, of course.)

By Buy Danish

November 3, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

Richard,

You are a damned fool if you think that dunce-like statement about our military makes YOU look smart.

Maybe Kerry and Teresa would like to hire you as their personal court jester.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this

Yes, rethink your Reps Ga.

They have helped destroy our country and kiss w like Lieberman.

Vote Dem to try to clean up their mess.

Here is the Dem plan:

Enact a GI Bill of Rights for the 21st Century that guarantees our troops — active, reserve, and retired — our veterans, and their families receive the pay, health care, mental health services, and other benefits they have earned and deserve.

-Strengthen the National Guard, in partnership with the nation’s Governors, to ensure it is fully manned, equipped and available to meet missions at home and abroad.

-Rebuild a state-of-the-art military by making the needed investments in equipment and manpower so that we can project power to protect America wherever and whenever necessary.

-Secure by 2010 loose nuclear materials that terrorists could use to build nuclear weapons or “dirty bombs.”

-Ensure 2006 is a year of significant transition to full Iraqi sovereignty, with the Iraqis assuming primary responsibility for securing and governing their country and with the responsible redeployment of U.S. forces.

-Insist that Iraqis make the political compromises necessary to unite their country and defeat the insurgency; promote regional diplomacy; and strongly encourage our allies and other nations to play a constructive role.

-Prevent outsourcing of critical components of our national security infrastructure — such as ports, airports and mass transit — to foreign interests that put America at risk.

-Immediately implement the recommendations of the independent, bipartisan 9/11 Commission including securing national borders, ports, airports and mass transit systems.

-Protect America from biological terrorism and pandemics, including the Avian fl u, by investing in the public health infrastructure and training public health workers.

-Screen 100% of containers and cargo bound for the U.S. in ships or airplanes at the point of origin and safeguard America’s nuclear and chemical plants, and food and water supplies.

The gop posts the guide to building nukes on the internet.

Vote Dem, it is a no brainer.

By mo

November 3, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

Harold,

Dubya lived most of his life in Texas. Most of his investments are in Texas. He lives in Texas now. C’mon…

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

I see the queer pooftah shirtlifting moron STUPID DICK has decided to reveal its true visceral hatred for the military.

Perhaps it will pop down to Fort Benning and read that heroic post out ALOUD to the folks there … using its Liberace like voice and Richard Simmons like machismo.

By Watta Load

November 3, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

Most of the proceeds from Ms. Streisands concerts are being donated..with Bill Clinton’s Climate Inititive being the largest recipient…This intitiative by the way is funded by a diverse group of high profile individuals…conservative and liberal.

Apparently, even though the majority of the world believes that humans have made some impact on the current warming trend, Mr. Wooten still desires to keep his head in the usual dark place…I wonder if he’ll ever pull it out.

Good riddance to Megafest…I”ve never seen so many fat and stupid people in Atlanta…sorry Jim…they won’t be missed…and I wouldn’t call their attire “Sunday Best”.

And it sure seemed like there were more people in the bushes over in Piedmont Park…I wonder if Ted Haggard was in town.

And how about that Ann Coulter? Could such an intelligent and insightful wo-man really not know what precinct to vote in?

I love karma…

By Mike Cadger

November 3, 2006 10:38 AM | Link to this

You said “Sometimes our government goes too far, and I think this is one of those cases,” said DeKalb CEO Vernon Jones in vetoing a proposed ban on smoking in bars in unincorporated parts of the county. Ordinances such as this are evidence that politicians have too much time, too few ideas and too many laws already — so they’re reduced to kindergarten busy work, doodling and coloring in the legal code.” THIS COMMENT FROM YOU, THE GUY WHO PROFESSES LOVE FOR VERNON JONES FOR PASSING A LAW FINING DRIVING CELL PHONE USERS AFTER AN ACCIDENT. YOU’RE TOO “LUV STRUCK” TO THINK RIGHT! UNTIL THERE’S A WAY TO PREVENT SECOND HAND SMOKE, NON-SMOKERS’ RIGHTs TO AVOID CANCER AND LUNG DISEASE TRUMP THE STINKING WHEEZERS. THIS IS FROM SOMEONE WHO REALLY THINKS RIGHT.

By Aquagirl

November 3, 2006 10:39 AM | Link to this

Nah, LT&BOM, not me. Can’t speak for the man, though. :)

I like the re-posting of the Republican contract with America. I think it’s funny that they wrote down all that hooey, so we can look at it and see what a bunch of liars they are.

At least most Democrats —excluding the one with cash in his freezer—-try not to get caught lying.

By harold

November 3, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this

everybody knows you aint from texas unless you was born in texas. (aint you seen that king of the hill episode?)

bush is from connecticut.

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

time for the truth is well aware harold the poof that Bush is a northerner by birth. Like rednekkks NAMBLA Bush has adopted the south as his home. The only difference being that Bush has been phenomenally successful in his new home and accepted the innate cultural superiority of his chosen surroundings whereas NAMBLA has been an intellectual sociopathic failure, whose embittered twisted desperate contemptuous envy of his southern neighbours has meant that he has (now) ultimately and irretrievably lost the love of his life J.M Karr.

time for the truth wants to know how harold the cobb poof can cretinously dismiss the “texas thing [as] a lie” when Bush still “lives” in TX (on his Crawford ranch) and was actually re-elected as Gov of the state - a brilliant political feat, based on Bush’s superb political skills and his great likeability - something the now defeated morbidly obsese nutter the alBore needs to learn.

By Jim's an Endorser

November 3, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

Since Wooten endorces Rep. Lynn Westmoreland (R-8th, soon to be 3rd), here’s what we could find out about him:

On Wednesday, the AJC published the following commentary: Rep. Lynn Westmoreland, the incumbent Republican in the 3rd District, has been more consistent than many of his free-spending fellow Republicans in advocating true fiscal conservatism. But he has also proved a bit of a showboat, trying to block an extension of the Voting Rights Act and co-authoring a bill requiring that the Ten Commandments be posted in the Capitol (that proposal backfired when Westmoreland was unable to list more than five or six of the commandments in an appearance on the faux-news show “The Colbert Report”).

He also supported a dangerous measure that would allow developers (like him) to automatically leapfrog state courts in local zoning disputes and take their cases directly to the federal bench.

Westmoreland was at the forefront of the fight to end the Voting Rights Act, and to force his religion upon the American people by flauting separation of Church and State and displaying the Ten Commandments in the House and Senate.

When asked to name all the commandments he answered: You mean all of them?—Um… Don’t murder. Don’t lie. Don’t steal Um… I can’t name them all.

Oh yes, and he advocates solving America’s problems by abolishing the Department of Education. We don’t need no edumacation! Indeed.

By dems in 2006

November 3, 2006 10:58 AM | Link to this

the person who bought steisand tickets is a liberal? hahaha…no backup to substantiate that i see.

moving on….

anyone who seriously believes that kerry is anti-american and anti-military because he told of what he saw and was disgusted by what he saw of his comrades, i question that person’s or those people’s morals to begin with. it takes a bold person both in the 1970s and today in 2006 to speak out against his fellow comrades….just ask the fellow who is the “whistleblower” on the abu ghraib scandal. biggest most ginormous balls on the planet.

next….

again the kerry-issue. maybe our soldiers (and the rest of you sheeple) really are that stupid…it takes someone of nominal intelligence to actually believe that kerry was taking a jab at the military. gosh you guys must be dizzy from all that spinning from your brave, fearless leaders. hey, anyone smell any smoke here? i can smell it and sure as hell can’t see through it, but i know mark foley’s on the other side just thanking his lucky stars he has the brilliance of the republican party in his corner.

By Bella

November 3, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Wooten:

1) Don’t assume the Florida Babs fan is a liberal. Making assumptions only makes an a** of yourself. Besides political outlook is a lot broader than merely conservative and liberal. Most Americans actually fall somewhere in between.

I find it interesting that you’ve neglected to point out that:

2) Since Bush can no longer delude the party faithful with SUCCESS in Iraq, now he’s avoiding Iraq altogether in his recent appearances. Now he’s rallying the base on the ASSUMPTION that Democrats will raise taxes. (See. #1 on assumptions).

3) Where’s your comment on the evangelical leader having gay sex. Would LOVE to see your insight on that situation.

By Jim's a Cherry Picker

November 3, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

jbmlaw,

Nice post @ 9.37, but not sure the term “totallydismantled” really applies. The critique regards economic solutions to global warming, not that global warming (or, as Herr Rove would prefer you to call it “climate change”) does not exist.

This is how he opens the story: “The review correctly points out that climate change is a real problem, and that it is caused by human greenhouse-gas emissions.”

So what we have are two economists debating how to apply economic principles to prioritize and resolve the problem, not whether or not the problem exists. Your inference, as well as Jim’s, is that the problem does not exist.

Also, I thought his last statement was pretty funny…“We all want a better world. But we must not let ourselves be swept up in making a bad investment, simply because we have been scared by sensationalist headlines.”

Do you think he’s referring to Iraq there?

By Fluffy The Lib

November 3, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

Hey nosepicker, you claim you are not a democrat, yet I have yet to see you say one negative thing about any democrat specifically. All you do is trash republicans. For someone who claims to not be a democrat, you sure act and sound just like one, right up the 5-year old attention deficit disorder.

By Mark in Atlanta

November 3, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

Hi Jim, nice little tidbits ya got there. I know you can’t pick them all out and comment on them, just the more interesting ones.

In response to “Jim’s a Cherry Picker”: Yeah, those are lofty goals, but I really don’t see the Dem’s or Liberals instigating that pipe dream either. When ANY party institutes and follows those rules, I’ll stand naked in Times Square and sing the praises of Bin Laden.

By whet

November 3, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

The Department of Education should be abolished, as it is a waste of money. For that matter, most public education in america today is a waste of money, including non-science and non-engineering college majors.

By Jim Pootin'

November 3, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

• A Floridian uses “part of a home equity loan” to pay $2,952 for a pair…Gotta be a liberal.”

Who wrote the above? What a stupid way to make a point. Think I can find an example of a very wealthy tax break recipient who bought something extravagent instead of reinvesting in business so that the money could ‘trickle down’ and then use that to say ‘Gotta be a Neo Con.’ ??? Wouldn’t be hard but it sure would be as stupid as what you did.

Would you have used this as an example if they had given the money to a bogus TV preacher instead?

By harold

November 3, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

well harold could move to massachussets and maybe find success but he’d still always be a dumb hick from georgia

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

Dear TFTT @ 10:09, that is your funniest riff in a couple of weeks, terribly clever; my compliments. And we’ll resist the obvious joke on Getalife’s 10:30 tagline.

By CJ

November 3, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

Freedom-Loving Conservatives - Part Dos

Sorry to stray off course today, but I wanted to follow up on the Nicaragua Ortega post from yesterday.

Remember how angry, justifiably, we were at the idea that China was funneling campaign contributions into the President Clinton’s 1994 re-election campaign and that Al Gore might have been seeking campaign contributions from a Taiwan-based Buddhist organization? Foreigners trying to influence our elections? Despicable.

Yesterday, Jim informed us that Republican Representative Hoekstra and others are seeking to cut off aid to Nicaragua if Daniel Ortega is elected President in the upcoming elections. I observed, in response, that freedom-loving conservatives have shown the world that they only respect free and fair elections in other countries when such elections result in winners who share their political views. Well, here’s more evidence of that.

It turns out that the Bush Administration is sending proxies to Nicaragua, including Iran-Contra hero Oliver North, to actually campaign down there against Ortega. In addition, Bush proxies worked behind the scenes to get divided parties to unite behind one candidate to oppose Ortega….no luck. Now, Bush proxies are actually threatening Nicaraguan voters by making it known down there that if they elect Ortega, then the U.S. will cut off aid to Nicaragua and will prevent legal U.S. residents from Nicaragua from sending money back home (i.e. remittances).

Are Republicans trying to extort votes from impoverished Nicaraguans because of some significant strategic U.S. interest (as if that would be acceptable)? No.

Why then? Why would a freedom-loving conservative try to influence an election in a third-world country? Spite. That’s right. Spite. Daniel Ortega was the bane of President Reagan’s second term (Iran-Contra), and out of their love for Reagan, Republicans want to bring Ortega down — even if they do so at the expense of “free and fair” elections.

No, freedom-loving conservatives don’t espouse the kinds of freedoms that they want you to think they’re espousing when they talk about liberty for all — the kind found in our Bill of Rights. These so-called conservatives have their own Bill of Rights, specifically for the benefit of corporate elites (as Brian Curtis skillfully observed). Here are just some of the liberties Republicans seek to protect, expand and export to Iraq and other countries:

Sweet.

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

NO WONDER THE BOTOX LIBERAL TROLLOP IS IN HIDING

A look at Pelosi’s voting record TODAY’S EDITORIAL November 3, 2006

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi would bring to the office a level of left-wing liberalism that will be unprecedented. In the National Journal’s 2005 ideological ratings, which were based on scores of votes, Mrs. Pelosi was ranked more liberal than 91 percent of her House colleagues on economic issues, 96 percent on social matters and 82 percent on foreign-policy issues. Here are her relative rankings (economic, social, foreign) for 2004 (93, 88, 81), 2003 (92, 89, 70), 2002 (88, 84, 90) and 2001 (94, 83, 93). Until she received a 95 percent liberal rating in 2005 from the Americans for Democratic Action (the nation’s pre-eminent liberal organization), Mrs. Pelosi had racked up five consecutive years (2000-04) of 100 percent ratings. Her lifetime ADA rating is 96 percent. Last year, the American Conservative Union gave her a 0 rating. Her lifetime ACU rating is 3 percent. Typical for her 20-year House career, Mrs. Pelosi received a 100 percent rating from NARAL Pro-Choice America last year and a 0 rating from the National Right to Life Committee. A Roman Catholic who has repeatedly voted to uphold partial-birth abortion, who has voted against parental notification when minor children seek abortion and who has shown no concern for the rights of the innocent unborn, Mrs. Pelosi has consistently opposed the death penalty. Over the years, Mrs. Pelosi has consistently voted against welfare reform, including the 1996 bill signed by President Clinton and its re-authorization. In 1998, she opposed a constitutional amendment to permit school prayer in the classroom. In 1999, she opposed allowing state and local governments to display the Ten Commandments on public property, including schools. She has voted against education IRAs. In 2003, she opposed a $10 million program for school vouchers in the District of Columbia. That same year she voted against the 10-year $400 billion Medicare prescription-drug bill because she preferred one that was twice as expensive. Mrs. Pelosi has repeatedly voted for tax increases and opposed tax cuts, even the 2001 bill that doubled the child tax credit to $1,000, among other cuts. As the United States has become increasingly dependent on foreign sources for oil, Mrs. Pelosi has always opposed drilling for oil in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge. In recent years, she has become protectionist — leading the opposition in 2000 against then-President Clinton’s successful effort to establish permanent normal trade relations with China. She also opposed giving Mr. Clinton and Mr. Bush trade-promotion authority; and in 2005 she voted against the Central American Free Trade Agreement. In 2004, she voted to end Radio Marti broadcasts to Cuba. She voted to reduce funds for the B-2 intercontinental bomber, which performed superbly in the 1999 Kosovo War, in 2001 in Afghanistan and in Iraq. Mrs. Pelosi has repeatedly opposed anti-missile defense, even as a nuclear-armed North Korea has tested ballistic missiles.

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

trust time for the truth on this harold - you’d still be dumb far left hick wherever you were!!

By Chazman

November 3, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

THIS JUST IN:

Haggard, a married father of five who has been called one of the most influential evangelical Christians in the nation, denied the allegations, telling Denver’s KUSA-TV late Wednesday: “I’ve never had a gay relationship with anybody, and I’m steady with my wife, I’m faithful to my wife. So I don’t know if this is election year politics … or what it is.”

Hmmmm……blaming the Democrats, huh?

Oh, wait….not only is he a gay hypocrite, he’s also a liar THIS JUST IN:

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - The Rev. Ted Haggard, who stepped down as head of the 30 million-member National Association of Evangelicals on Thursday after allegations that include having gay sex, has confessed to some of the allegations, a fellow pastor said in an e-mail to church members. “It is important for you to know that he confessed to the overseers that some of the accusations against him are true,” Ross Parsley, the acting senior pastor at New Life Church stated. “It made me angry that here’s someone preaching about gay marriage and going behind the scenes having gay sex,” said Jones, who added that he isn’t working for any political group. “Homosexual activity, like adulterous relationships, is clearly condemned in the Scriptures,” the evangelicals association says on its Web site. The Bible says homosexuality is a sin that “brings grave consequences in this life and excludes one from the Kingdom of God.”

Uh-Oh, looks like Teds in BIG TROUBLE with the Big Guy.

Last year, Haggard and officials from the nearby Christian ministry Focus on the Family announced plans to push Colorado’s gay marriage ban for the 2006 ballot.

Hey, guess it’s not like he wanted to MARRY the guy. He just wanted to have some good hot meth sex.

THIS JUST IN: WASHINGTON - The nation’s top intelligence official took down a government Web site with captured Saddam Hussein-era Iraqi documents, after questions were raised whether it provided too much information about making atomic bombs. The Iraqi documents include information on Saddam’s nuclear program — most of which dates back to the first Gulf War. Two CIA weapons experts — first David Kay and then Charles Duelfer — concluded in 2004 and 2005 that while Saddam might have wanted to revive his nuclear program, it effectively ended with the first Gulf War.

That said, a top official told NBC News that Iraq’s program was relatively sophisticated —and that the documents could have been helpful to terrorists or others trying to develop nuclear weapons. Intelligence officials had objected at the time — but were overruled by President Bush.

According to the Times, conservative politicians and publications hoped analysis of the some 48,000 boxes of documents seized in the Iraq invasion would reinvigorate the search for proof that Saddam had weapons of mass destruction.

Bush cited concerns about that as a major cause for the Iraq invasion. No such weapons have been found.

BUT HEY, LET’S TALK ABOUT JOHN KERRY TODAY!!!!

This is just TOO funny. And Pathetic.

By Jim's A Cherry Picker

November 3, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

Fluffy,

How about this: Cynthia McKinney is insane. Bill Clinton is a liar. Al Sharpton is a grandstander. Barney Frank is a f*.

That good enough?

Problem with all that is, the GOP is in power and therefore accountable - it’s what they wanted. They run the House, the Senate and the White House. Not the Democrats. When the Democrats get us into a war for no other reason than to appease their campaign contributors, then I’m sure I’ll have plenty to say.

Mark In Atlanta,

The document is titled “Contract With America”, not “Lofty Goals For America”. And within the document, it’s authors, a bunch of politically motivated liars, use the phrase “a written committment with no fine print”.

Ask jbmlaw what the terms “contract” and “committment” mean.

Aparently they don’t mean much to the GOP, or else it’s base would be pretty outraged by the party’s failure to live up to it’s contract.

And if any of you can find a document written by Democrats and titled “Contract With America” shamelessly used for the purpose of assuming control of Congress in order to benefit their backers, then please post it. As far as I can tell they’re all just individually flawed, as opposed to collectively.

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

It’s amazing that Barbara Streisland got any attention at all when she first sang, “People”, on the heels of Beatlemania. I missed all of the US Beatlemania because I was in Germany when the beatles hit on the heals of the Kennedy Assassination, which makes me the most ironic FABB4eyes, (Fat Aging Baby Boomer w/glasses), that ever lived. I am and I am not Paul McCartney at the same time. Them freaks was right…. I remember my dad banning me from enjoying a Barbara Streisland song as punishment for the Beatles, who couldn’t sing. Now Barbara can sing!

I guess it’s obvious I still havent got over the Milli Vanilli thing, either, so I should just stfu.

It’s the third day of Shia’s Independence. They should all be drunk by now. I say we attack Sadr City now, from four sides and capture the Shia leaders assassinating our troops, and teach them a civics lesson in free democracy.

Then I say we round up all their women, and spray perfume on all their horses and…….(I guess I never got over the Oxbow Incident either, so I should just stfu.)

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

Man rule: No person shall comment more than five times on any blog or you’re a blog-simple, neo-neuro-gapped synaptical failure as a human being.

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

cheers jbm

I’ve been kind of busy of late supervising the FISA court NSA electronic surveillance of the far leftists on here and ensuring their putrid, personal details are immediately available to al quaida types for multiple identity theft.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

How the 101st Fighting Keyboarders (and Rick Santorum and George W. Bush) are helping Iran get the nuclear bomb

Nice job chickenhawks.

Shees.

Please vote Dem before we are nuked.

By Watta Load

November 3, 2006 11:42 AM | Link to this

Ted Haggard, like James Dobson, had the ear of President Bush…who has fashioned himself as the “christian values” president..along with his party being the “values” party.

The issue is not gay marriage but right-wing hypocrisy, which you have to admit is just rampant right now…

Those people that support Haggard also support his politics…now they will become disillusioned. Will they vote democrat? Probably not…they probably will not vote at all.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

I don’t know what’s dumber: a poor person spending every last dollar on lottery tickets or an idiot spending borrowed cash on a big-nosed, loudmouthed, ugly political blog hack wannabe old dried up ex-60s liberal who still thinks she can sing.

Ironically, both are Class A Democratic constituents. But remember, if they don’t save, it’s your fault you selfish wicked Conservative Republican SOB! Further, I thought I was sick enough over political ads, but the AJC’s orgasmic coverage over b!tchin’ babs over the past week has flat out made me upchuck flying biscuits.

The day the “private sector” will be allowed into anything in the Metro Atlanta region with regards to solving traffic woes will be the day penguins flock to Mexico (which will take place in the upcoming anti-capitalist enviro-scareflick Al Gore-directed sequel, The Day After The Day After Tomorrow).

MARTA is a joke. Take a good look at those MARTA buses (the ones you can see through anyway) OTP and see how many riders are on them at any given time… what, three, six folks at best? Further, any private entity that proposed building a north rail line that would take 20 years to complete would be laughed out of the room. MARTA even has to have a committee formed to figure out where the north rail line would start/finish. Good God, at the rate MARTA decides to and finishes extending something, they might as well tack on another 10-15 miles in the plan.

Hah! So a publicly-educated child says “[government] gets all the money from the people and then gives them a paycheck.” Ok, for all you socialist neomarxist liberals out there who make fun of me and say “where’s your proof” when I say that public schools are good little liberal Stalinist indoctrination camps led by the leftwing NEA, you may now bow with your apologies… not that you people ever apologize when you are wrong anyway. And to think this is the CRAP that our kids are learning instead of math, science, geography, and civics. The misguidance of liberalism in this nation will be our downfall yet, God unwilling. But the good news is that conservatives are out-breeding liberals by a margin of at least 25% nationwide. If any of you tin-foil hat liberals ever wanted to know the true meaning of “family values,” well then, there’s your spot-on answer. In time… in time…

More human interaction with global warming BS. Considering the amount of time mankind has been on the planet , let alone the amount of time we have been accurately measuring atmospheric conditions, our relevance to the global warming issue (and make no mistake about it, that whopping .8 degree average rise over the past 100 years is scaring the hell out of me) is a joke. For us to say we can make a definitive conclusion that our very presence in such a short time on earth with SUVs and smokestacks is causing the earth to formulate massive sequential hurricanes (oops, sans this year), break temperature records that are over 100 years old, cause fish to fall out of the sky in Tasmania, and sea temperatures to rise (or cool) outside of el Nino is like taking a 1,000 mile deep core sample, analyzing 1mm of it that shows some upward temperature trend, and then concluding that overall mankind’s lifestyle is responsible for the current temperature fluctuations.

The earth is a hell of a lot bigger than we little people think it is here on the ground emotionalizing ourselves to death, and we sure don’t need the “world’ like that anti-American, anti-capitalist, anti-progressive development bullsnot known as Kyoto. (How much did Kyoto propose for developing nation polluters like India and Mexico to reign in their pollution, who don’t even have self-mandated federal and local emission reducing policies? Mmmm-huh).

Are we really sure MegaFest’s crowd dwindling is because of Atlanta’s four-day staying costs? I surmise there’s more to the story than anyone wants to admit, and aren’t saying. I’ll bet it’s the same reason I no longer go downtown (or Buckhead) along with a lot of others. Clean up downtown, try paving some streets (inbetween the ubiquitous water main breaks), manage the street hoodlums, overaggressive bums, gangbangsta “thump thump thump” cruising, and actually have cops that enforce the law instead of just body-slamming rich women at airport curbsides.

But, that’s the Atlanta we know best: bass ackwards priorities. We haven’t had a water/sewer pipe infrastructure overhaul in a century, but by damn we sure need to debate and approve of our city theme song [which is stupid BTW] and need to waste countless hours on such important issues as Olympic and aquarium mascots!

Liberalism - indoctrinating one unused mind at a time

By Silent Majority

November 3, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

Keep up the GREAT work Cherry Picker!!! Your daily post is perfect and hilarious.

A “Jim’s a Cherry Picker” fan.

By Curious Observer

November 3, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

You draft-dodgers wouldn’t know this, but the military administers the equivalent of an IQ test to enlistees in boot camp. Those who score lowest get assigned to the infantry. Those who score high are assigned to various specialties.

However, it’s a different story with officers. The best and the brightest officer candidates get assigned to lead infantry platoons. It’s regarded as a prize assignment. The others get assigned to various other MOSs, including supply and communications.

Of course, I wouldn’t expect the chickenhawks on this blog to know very much about the military. They love to advocate war, but God forbid they should ever be required to join the armed forces.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 11:55 AM | Link to this

One way for the Party Of The Jackal Democrits to win: keep their braaying jackasses in the stables, keep their mouths taped, and don’t let them out until November 8. Some leadership… being afraid of your own shadow. PATHETIC.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

Good riddance to Jakes and his MEGA MESS. Looks like he should team up with the Good Rev. Ted Haggard who was just caught in his SEXUAL SCANDAL. Haggard had connections to the current White House administration too I understand. No wonder the Republican Congressmen were screwing the teenage pages. Haggard probably told em God said it’s ok. Now I can’t wait for the bleeding hearts to come out crying ‘HE’S HUMAN, JUST A MAN AND MAN MAKES MISTAKES. OK, get this, YOU DON’T MAKE A MISTAKE FOR 3 YEARS, THAT’S AN ADDICTION TO BOOTY.

By Chazman

November 3, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

If any of you tin-foil hat liberals ever wanted to know the true meaning of “family values,”…

You reckon republican Ted Haggard could tell is what the true meaning of “Family Values” are there Markus?

But, hey, let’s talk about Streisand and Kerry!!!!

By HOT TOPIC

November 3, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

Jim Wooten - this is an even better story than the one about “TED” the hypocrit. See Below…..

Lawmakers wanted release Pressed by Republican members of Congress, Negroponte’s office last March ordered the unprecedented release of millions of pages of Iraqi documents, most of them in Arabic, collected by the U.S. government over more than a decade.

Intelligence officials had objected at the time — but were overruled by President Bush. ****************************

Oh Well….. for trying to keep the country safe and WMD out of the hands of Terrorist.

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

Socio-theology 101: Chix with Dix is coolest thing to come out of the whole sexual revolution thing we baby boomers started. Now I’m married and do not cheat on my wife, nor would I ever consider it, (I’m 55, even adult toy stores took me off their mailing list)……anyway, I do go out to the comedy clubs and I see what’s going on out there.

Last Monday night at the Starbar in Little Five Points, our country finally achieved the real life portrayal of the bar scene in Star Wars. Every creature was represented and every creature had a communicator, a marital aid set on stun, (wide beam), and the song playing was “I downgraded pluto before downgrading pluto was cool”.

I love that song. See you all on stage. They let everyone up there on open mike night. Think you can be funny? Try the Starbar in Little Five Points. Best room for breaking in new material in the country. Its a perfect set up like I’ve never seen before. There’s an even mix of comics to civilians, and the interactions push the envelopes in real time, baby. Great energy in that room. It’s so invigorating that I have to pace myself. Best part: It’s okay to hug the comedians. We need that contact to stay afloat during an evening of comedy. Warning: Comedians tend to grab things when they hug, we’re weird. What can I say? This is the most fun you can have, except for when someone’s jock strap would break during dodge ball when we were in highschool…that’s right, I played Brokestrap Dodge Ball…..anything for a laugh, you hear me? Anything.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

Horray for DeKalb County! Wasting 11 POS criminals last month and sending them to the coroner cooler! My kinda town.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

“I’m afraid I feel for Haggard,” says conservative Andrew Sullivan of evangelical leader Ted Haggard. “His denial of reality, his inability to cope withe world as it is, is often part of the same fundamentalist psyche we see exhibited at all levels of the Rove machine - and, dangerously, within the president himself.”

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

Looks like the POWER STRUCTURE in America is changing real fast. The HOLY GHOST POWER used to be #1, and following it was MONEY POWER and POLITICAL POWER. But years ago PUZZY POWER took over the #1 Position because of the GREEDY POLITICIANS AND PREACHERS and the HOLY GHOST POWER was running a distant 2nd and would never catch up. But now BOOTY POWER is giving PUZZY POWER a run for the money.

By Chazman

November 3, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

Curious Observer, why do you hate this country? Don’t you know that according to Tom Delay, “You can support the troops but not the president.” Don’t you know that it was OK for all republicans to not support the President when it was Clinton (but of course they could still support the troops) but that is now impossible to do since Bush is president? C’mon man, get with the program. Love the troops and Bush or get out of the country!!

Now, let’s talk about Streisand and Kerry!!

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

Lets hope that Michael Steele wins in MD … the senate needs a decent black senator - currently there aren’t any!!

By harold

November 3, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this

how interetsing the feds would round up a bunch of people in the days before elections

are they trying to keep these folks from voting?

is it because they might vote democratic?

yep yep

By Markus

November 3, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Hey Curious Observer:

“…the military administers the equivalent of an IQ test to enlistees in boot camp. Those who score lowest get assigned to the infantry. Those who score high are assigned to various specialties…The best and the brightest officer candidates get assigned to lead infantry platoons. It’s regarded as a prize assignment.”

Why don’t you read up on the military instead of mouthing off your jackass about something you obviously don’t know a damned thing about.

Enlisted ranks and officer ranks come from different backgrounds. Most officers come from college, and the other officers come from (selected) enlisted ranks after attending OCS. I don’t know how many people out there can lead with a high school diploma never having studied high level math and other things, which is where the most of the enlisted ranks come from. That’s life in the private sector too, JACKASS.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

PoliticalForeskin?? Chix with Dix?? You talking about Babes with Balls? Girls with their Momma’s FEATURES and their Daddy’s FIXTURES?? Well if ole Haggard was messin with one of them, at least he might be able to fool us with that “I DIDN’T KNOW” line. I think Haggard should have a starring role on the Jerry Springer Show.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

That all you got to say about my post there, SPAZMAN? I don’t care about evangelicals. They don’t speak for me. But I know, I know, you asspirates on the communist infiltraterous left will attempt to pin this on all the Right. Typical sick mental cowards.

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

The Baby Boomers grew up in the best era for playing army man, in the “remember WW2” marketing wash of the peacetime 50’s. We played army man every day, and split into two teams, each armed with a pop rifle, then being marketed along with “The Rifleman”. We’d do military maneuvers and try to outflank each other all day. It was the most fun you could have.

Sometimes the fastest runner of us would get yelled at by his mother to finish his homework or do chores. It all would come crashing down around us in an instant. Just like the real army today in Iraq. As kids we didn’t really think about what the mission was either, we simply weren’t educated enough to understand the concept of an overall mission for our ambushes, except to do it until we keeled all the lousy krauts. “Combat” was a television show. It was a grand masterpiece of 7-15 year old entertainment, trust me.

The timing of Bush’s missing paper trail of guard duty confirmation runs simultaneously with the hottest ratings weeks for “Combat”. I mean how much proof do you Neo-Newts need? Honestly.

By Victor

November 3, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

When the planet is beyond repair in 30 years because of global warming the future generation will look back on sarcastic ignorants like Wooten and Boortz as some of the worst people in history. We have a chance to do something now about global warming. If scientists are wrong and there is not global warming then lots of money will have been lost trying to stop it, if Wooten and his kin are wrong and there is global warming and we do nothing then the planet will be lost. Which cost is greater? Which error would be worse?

By Markus

November 3, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

You mean King George released some documentation on Saddam’s nuke ambitions and progress, including one on how to make a bomb?

Wait a MIN-U-ETTE. I thought all the buttplug liberals and New York Slimes were ALL UP IN ARMS because Bushie was so secretive and didn’t want to share information. In FACT, I thought the Slimes was PROUD of itself for revealing the financial datamining of Bushie & Co.

So what the hell are you asspirate wallet thief neoRAT liberals b*** about now? I wish you sewer RATs could make up your effin’ minds. Bush doesn’t release, he’s a dictator; Bush releases, he’s a traitor. Pathetic hypocritical pigs.

By Leslie

November 3, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

Markus, you are a foul-mouthed, hate-filled individual. You are not eloquent enough to get your point across without some creative spelling of curse words and some pretty vile name-calling. You are a typical hateful bully conservative. Well, wake up, in a current poll it was revealed that 31% of Americans identify themselves as Republican while 37% identify themselves as Dems. More of us than you!! Ha Ha! Get ready for your walking papers on Tuesday! The tide is changing and it is not in your favor!

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

time for the truth gratefully acknowledges the dumb hick harold’s (his own words) clear admission that felons overwhelmingly vote demoNcrat!!

ceretainly with au unrepentant rapist, a cattle futures fraudster, a perjurer, presidential pardon sellers, thugs who intimidate women, an impeached corrupt black ex-judge, homosexual child molestors (just deceased), homosexual pimp enablers in Assachussetts, jim trafficant in federal jail, a black caucus congressman using his freeezer for storing bribe money, corrupt illegal fund raisers who systematically lie about their fraudulent activity and AN ALCOHOLIC DRUNKEN DUI KILLER etc the demoNcrats sure have their share of felons and criminal pondscum.

By Robert

November 3, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

I just hope that there is some kind of change in this country. I think that if we continue on the path that we are going, it will not be a very good thing for the middle class. And this is why it is important for change during this election cycle. I am just so disappointed with the so called republicans that I think it is time to let some new politicians try.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

I wish Gil Scott Heron was still rapping. Back in the day he made the recordings like “WE BEG YOUR PARDON AMERICA” and “THE REVOLUTION WILL NOT BE TELEVISED”.. Many these idiots today would really give him an agenda to talk about.

I can imagine him recording something like “HAS GOD GONE CRAZY”.. Has God gone crazy when he keeps recruiting the lazy. Every minister he calls is a HOLIC… ALCOHOLIC, PUZZYHOLIC, BOOTYHOLIC. and the Politicians too. No wonder we can’t find Bin Laden, they’re too busy chasing little boys underwear.

THE IRS is such a MESS.. They wanna take away Wesley Snipe’s meal. But they look the other way and the Govenor’s LAND DEAL.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 12:34 PM | Link to this

Lezzie-

Ask me if I give a DAMN what you pathetic liberal cretins think of me. Then, go drink a tall glass of kiss my @ss. You people mean nothing to me.

Regarding next Tuesday, I’ll see you on Wednesday here, witch. I’ll be on vacation while the little people beneath me do my work for me. Stick it, sister.

By Chazman

November 3, 2006 12:34 PM | Link to this

From Markus - I don’t care about evangelicals. They don’t speak for me.

THIS JUST IN:

Haggard heads Colorado’s largest megachurch and has been an influential leader in the national evangelical movement — a movement some say was instrumental in getting President Bush re-elected in 2004.

He may not speak for you, but he sure speaks for your party.

Several religious leaders defended Haggard before his NAE resignation Thursday afternoon.

“It’s fishy,” said the Rev. Steve Holt, senior pastor for 3,500-member Mountain Springs Church. “I think people should take note that this is five days before the election, and that Ted is a proponent of yes on Amendment 43 and no on Referendum I.”

James Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family, said the media were to blame.

“It is unconscionable that the legitimate news media would report a rumor like this based on nothing but one man’s accusation,” Dobson said.

“Ted Haggard is a friend of mine, and it appears someone is trying to damage his reputation as a way of influencing the outcome of Tuesday’s election — especially the vote on Colorado’s marriage protection amendment — which Ted strongly supports.”

The Rev. Donald Armstrong, rector of Grace Episcopal and St. Stephen’s Church, said he’s known Haggard for more than two decades and knows he’s not gay.

“I’ve known pastor Haggard for a long time,” he said. “That’s the last thing he’d succumb to.”

Somebody needs to tell these yahoos that the Ted has confessed.

Now let’s talk about Streisand & Kerry !!!

By Yo Markus butt boy, why ain't you working, you thief

November 3, 2006 12:41 PM | Link to this

You thief, you are stealing from your employer, again. The Dekalb police are coming for you, boy, soon you will be in the cooler at the coroner’s office, with the rest of your ilk.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 12:41 PM | Link to this

What does Preachers and Republican Politicians have in common besides being NOTORIOUS LIARS? THEY BOTH LIKE STANK ON THEIR STICK

By getalife

November 3, 2006 12:41 PM | Link to this

Botched the war!

By Republican: The Party of Butt Sex

November 3, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

Yes, the jesus freak repukes are out of the closet in a big way, molesting male children, hiring male prostetutes, all the while praising god, and killing arabs.

By bJbear

November 3, 2006 12:50 PM | Link to this

You Democrats need to wake up and smell the crap your leaders and feeding you. No liberal person, whatever party is going to win an election that promotes the ideas of the Democrats, like higher taxes, socialized medicine, higher taxes. Remember many of the so call Democrats are considered RICH!!!! Then they tell you Democratic followers to hate the Rich, the same people that created YOUR JOB for YOU to Pay YOUR BILLS and provide for your family, for the services you contribute to that company’s bottom line. Nancy Pelosi’s husband is rich, Michael Moore is Rich, and has stock in the evil corporate environment these Democrats want you to hate.

What happened to conservative politician’s that could make rational decisions and move the country forward. Democrats, come up with a plan and don’t just criticize the Republicans. Essentially you are a Fool trying to make a Fool out of a Fool. Stop trying to Fool yourself and wake up.

By BJbear

November 3, 2006 12:54 PM | Link to this

DiscipleOFChrist, yo mammy taught you to talk like that?

Looks like someone needed to tan your backside when you were yoong…Keep up the good postings.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

“Let’s not blame Iraq on Rumsfeld. The generals on the ground are in charge.” —Rep. John Boner

Where is your fake outrage on this bashing of the military?

Are you a hypocrite?

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 01:00 PM | Link to this

HERE’S ONE FOR YA… Kings (Dr. M L King) are saying the museum should be on AUBURN AVE. Why don’t they build it their DAYUM SELF and put it where ever they want it? Have You ever seen such a dysfunctional bunch in your life? I mean not a one of them has EVER WORKED A JOB. Not a one of them has EVER MARRIED? What’s up wit dat?

By time for the truth

November 3, 2006 01:01 PM | Link to this

hiring male prostetutes, all the while praising god, and killing arabs.

if ONLY rednekkk NAMBLA was a male arab prostitute … then the problem, according to NAMBLA, would go quickly away!! …huge smirk

By getoveryourself

November 3, 2006 01:03 PM | Link to this

Leslie,

Markus is a tightly wound, sexually frustrated douchebag who has nothing to contribute and whose posts reflect his rather moody temperament. That douchebag lives for hurling insults at those who don’t agree with him and using immature little terms such as Assachusetts. To sum it up, he is a pathetic little man who will eventually die as a miserable old wretch. All hail douchebag extraordinaire Markus!

By Redneck Convert

November 3, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

Well, I’m late on account of a immergency meeting at the church. The police caught the Revrend Jim Bob Buice in the bushes with a 12 year old boy, and they was both nekkid as newborns.

Anyway, we had to decide who was going to be the new pastor, on account of it’s hard to pastor a church from a jail cell. Joe Ed said he kinda felt the call, and he was tired of working at the saw mill anyway. But we decided to look for somebody else.

Right when we was ready to break up that librul Homer Cook had to speak up and say the arrest of the Revrend Jim Bob Buice raised questions about the truth of the Revrend’s election advise—not to vote for Democrats and all. Anyway, Sister Dusty said God probly didn’t know about the Revrend’s little habit and probly spoke the truth to him before the Revrend gave the sermon. I thought Joe Bill was going to punch Homer in the mouth, and I was sure glad we broke up when we did.

I see Markus is in his normal bad mood today. I guess I’ll go back on my beer run.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

bJbear, NO REPUBLICAN has ever given me a JOB or PAID MY BILLS. In fact the Republicans have SOLD OUT AMERICA to Outsourcing, Temporary Workers, Offshore Workers (India), and let a countless number of Indians come take out jobs on VISA’S. Driving down prices in the White Collar Jobs, like the Mexicans did to the Construction Industry.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this

“Let’s not blame Iraq on Rumsfeld. The generals on the ground are in charge.” —Rep. John Boner(R)

Where is your fake outrage on this bashing of the military?

Are you a hypocrite?

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 01:09 PM | Link to this

The new REPUBLICAN AND PREACHER THEME SONG….. Lil Boy you know how to do it, Put yo RUMP into it, SHAKE, SHAKE DAT AZZ BOY

By JoeD

November 3, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

What, Jim, no comment on on John Boehner’s direct insult of the generals that lead our nation’s military? I guess party affiliation is more important than what is actually said. Kerry botched a joke, a prepared text of which was released the same day he made the comment. None is jumping on Boehner, because the GOP is made up of a bunch of hypocrites. As for the 8 year old’s comment,if he was on the Republican Farm Team he would say the governor is the one who changes the law so he gets to keep all the money for himself. Tom Price is not a good fit for the 6th district. He is a Republican puppet, doing nothing on his own and following his marching orders to the T. He talks about fiscal conservatism like it is a principle this administration and this congress follow, but votes for every pork bill that the GOP can pass. He needs to be sent home to open a clinic for recovering ministers who have strayed to the love that dare not speak its name.

By Van

November 3, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this

It seems the lefties haven’t changed at all. This close to election and they are still on the “I hate (fill in the blank)” mode.

No leadership, no plans, no idea how to fight a war, no nothing except socialist pap and grandiose plans that sound like Utopia and not earth.

Oh, well, they tried all that hate speech and will still not take control of either house - they might get close, but no cigar.

By getoveryourself

November 3, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

C’mon getalife!

I can’t believe that you can’t see that it is Barbara Steisand, George Soros, Michael Moore, the ACLU, secularists, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, the Democratic minority in Congress, liberal college professors, activists judges, Katrina evacuees, Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Hillary Clinton, 9-11 widows, and above all else former Pres. Clinton who are to blame for Iraq. They don’t have as much political power as the Republican-controlled legislative and executive brances of the federal government, however they still use their evil liberal powers to conspire and undermine our efforts in Iraq.

By Leftie

November 3, 2006 01:24 PM | Link to this

Idea on how to fight the war: Withdraw your troops illegally occupying iraq, arrest, try and execute everyone above Captain in rank, and pay 250 billion dollars in gold to Iraq for damages caused by your scum bag army. Then get a horse, cause you ain’t gettin’ anymore arab oil, scumbags.

By getoveryourself

November 3, 2006 01:26 PM | Link to this

Van,

That’s all fine and dandy, but what exactly is the GOP’s plan for Iraq? What strategy do the Republicans have to meet the goal of a peaceful and democratic Iraq?

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

Van, “How to Fight A War”. You’ve got to be kidding me. Well at least the Democrats know HOW NOT TO FIGHT A WAR. This administration has done nothing but TRADED BLOOD FOR OIL. The Iraqis are killing enough Americans to fill a landfill. Pretty soon we’re gonna run out of space to plant em.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

The Rev. Ted F* (I meant Haggard)is just the lastest in a long line of idiots that BUSH seems to surround himself with.

By Chazman

November 3, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

You wanna know why this country’s a mess? It’s because of Streisand and Kerry, that’s why. Let’s talk about Streisand and Kerry this afternoon!!

By PrayNov7th

November 3, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

Jim Wooten,

Were you serious about being out of the country, when your party is doing such a great job and will win back both the HOUSE and the SENATE?

JIM,

Please be around NOV. 8th - I can’t wait to hear in your words a cause to celebrate.

Jim,

You’re already acting like a sore looser, please come back home. I’m planning a BIG OLD LIBERAL Election Bash, just for you.

Please don’t deny US the right to GLOAT. I need you right here in the ATL come Nov. 8th.

Please, Please, Please, come back home.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 01:35 PM | Link to this

HOW TO FIGHT A WAR? Simple answer, JUST RECRUIT THE ISRAELI ARMY.. THEY KICK AZZ

By Curious Observer

November 3, 2006 01:43 PM | Link to this

I see that Markus is being his usual moronic self. Unable to comprehend what he reads, he mindlessly asserts my idiocy by pointing out that officers are by and large college graduates.

Of course they are! That wasn’t the point I was making. My point was that enlisted people who test lower on IQ/aptitude get assigned to the infantry, while the best and brightest officer candidates get assigned to coveted infantry leadership positions.

Of course, Markus is draft-dodger No. 1. I’ve been in the ranks. It is the height of hubris for him to claim I know nothing about the military. Given the extent to which he tried to avoid military service, I wouldn’t expect him to know anything about it. We are, after all, always in ignorance of what we fear most.

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

Quantum physics 101: Light doesn’t “reflect”. Light induces objects to radiate their own new light that you see. Light is radiation.

A photon of light can induce matter to radiate all by itself with a slightly different frequency than the original interacting photon of light.

That’s why there’s no such thing as reflected light, you are seeing a different new light that wasn’t there a moment before the original light hit upon it. Even a mirror lets most of the light through. However, because of chaos, sometimes a photon will induce the molecularly-confined atoms of the mirror to emit new photons that you see.

Light interacts with atoms in a way that instructs the electrons in the atoms to change to a different orbit. This new orbit is determined by the molecular structure which the atom happens to find itself in when it radiates after interacting with the original photon of light. Living Cells have molecular structure, by the way.

When an electron’s orbit changes, then a new photon is emitted. That’s the photon that you see, (and once thought was merely reflected light).

Now you know that what you see is not the original photon that struck the mirror. You’re seeing the mirror’s new photon that it itself generated after it reacted with the original photon of light.

Most of the radiation that is a photon passes through the molecules of matter and does not interact. It’s only the accident of chaos that you can see anything at all. Once in a while, a photon does actually interact with an atom, (altering the electron orbit), and thus it radiates and allows you to see it.

Nobody knows why or how this interaction takes place, allowing you to see things, but one thing is certain: It requires an observer: you.

It’s just possible that The Uinverse was created when MAN first observed it. It could be 6K years old. It’s possible given the nature of chaos.

Radio waves, x-rays, infrared light, ultraviolet light, cosmic rays, and the radiation from the H-bomb are all the same thing: electromagnetic radiation. They are unique only by their frequency.

Everything is visible to us because everything radiates radiation at a unique frequency. Radiation or light: same thing.

Interchangeable terms: Light/radiation/photon of light

Now, why is the sky blue? The atoms that make up what we call the sky are radiating a frequency that looks blue to our eyes. They wouldn’t do this except that photons from the sun are inducing them to emit these blue colored photons. BIG BUT: we have to be there to see it, or it’s not happening. (welcome to quantum physics 101)

Extra credit: Why does the same green leaf from last summer look red in the fall? The tree signals the leaves to change their cells which changes the molecular structure of the cells and that makes the atoms radiate red frequency, instead of green, but once again, it takes an observer to see it or it doesn’t happen.

By Ah Break Wind in the Faces of the Izraeli Army Losers

November 3, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this

Izpiss got its ugly butt kicked in Lebanon, and thay is just the beginning. Izpiss is going down, permanently. Ya hear that mayer, you butcher? The mossad is doomed.

By u r both wrong, the best and brightist dont join the army

November 3, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this

only loser idiots join the army, smarter people have many other options.

By Leftwingnut

November 3, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this

Gee thanks for the enlightenment here on oil, leftie. Of the top five US oil import nations, only one is in the middle east: Saudi Arabia. We can drill in the Gulf Of Mexico and make up for more than what we ever get out of the middle east. But a genius leftie like you already knew that, didn’t you?

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this

Dear Jim Wooten, Have a great week away. I urge you to turn the blog over to an AJC intern - left or right, would not particularly matter - for the week, just enjoy your time off. We’ll manage just fine here.

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 01:55 PM | Link to this

There’s a story on CNN that Iraq terrorists are spiking up the violence to keep up the pressure on George Bush and influence nov 7th election…..how self serving does Bush get? Now, after four solid years of war in afghanistan and Iraq, and nearly 3000 dead, Bush has figured out why the last few dozen were killed? To stuff diebold ballots in Ohio?

Just resign, you horrid man. You’re so transparent that you couldn’t play the uninvisible man.

By Dusty

November 3, 2006 01:59 PM | Link to this

Dear Bad “Brother” Redneck,

I am not your sister. I’d rather claim Kerry’s savoir faire than your Jiffy John jingoisms. At least he is rich and has lotsa ketchup, which is more than you can say. His poltics are elitist anchovy remains while yours are pure dead fish. You’re both jinxed and probably both from the great state of Massachusetts (and that’s not Southern, you undercover carpet beetle).

Don’t mention preachers. We got too many long winded wannabees on here. So stuff your mouth with Red Dog, honey, ‘cause you’re not fit to be heard.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 02:05 PM | Link to this

getoveryourself,

You forgot Clenis (Clinton’s penis).

Now I know why they are so fascinated with Clenis.

Foley and Haggard have outed the gop.

By deegee

November 3, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

This just in. Republican plan for Iraq, stick around long enough we’ll have the place to ourselves!

“GENEVA (AP) — Nearly 100,000 Iraqis are fleeing each month to Syria and Jordan, forcing the United Nations to set aside its goal of helping refugees return home after the U.S.-led invasion, officials said Friday.

Instead, the U.N. High Commissioner for Refugees has drawn up plans to deal with the exodus of hundreds of thousands of Iraqis who are desperate to escape the violence, chief spokesman Ron Redmond said.”

By brabus

November 3, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

double-deck the connector? NIMBY. take that shiznat elsewhere. if you are experiencing long commute times, either move close to where you work or drive to a MARTA lot and take the train. you think commuter rail is a bad idea because you love dumping gobs of money onto your buddy road construction contractors. can you identify a major city in this country where an extensive commuter rail system has actually failed?

By JK

November 3, 2006 02:20 PM | Link to this

Foreskin, I’ve been wondering about this assertion (by the media whores who repeat Rove-speak) that the terrorists (or more specifically, the native peoples of Iraq who are at war in their own country) are “stepping up the violence” to influence OUR elections.

This presumes that the vast majority of those people who in fear for their lives every day actually KNOW that we have an election, what it’s for, have any understanding of how OUR system works, know the difference between Democrats and Republicans, and the history of the struggles for control and the mass repression of one-party by the one in power.

OH, and it also assumes that these people actually have access to electricity, communication, and satellite and broadband technolgy to KEEP them updated, and that they actually, while their homes, marketplaces, loved ones, and own a—es are being bombed off by their neighbors of a different denomination, GIVE A DOGGONE what we do with our lil’ ol’ midterm elections. It’s a stretch, I think.

By Don

November 3, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this

“Don’t use up all that space above the expressways. At some point soon the private sector needs to double-deck the Downtown Connector.”

Thanks for the laugh!

By getalife

November 3, 2006 02:24 PM | Link to this

Meanwhile, in the middle of the night, they closed the audit office in Iraq.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/03/world/middleeast/03reconstruct.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Just one big money grab.

Vote Dem to stop the stealing of your money .

By Political Foreskin

November 3, 2006 02:24 PM | Link to this

Man, I’ve never seen a republican party, (post 911), enjoying an apology as much as the Neo-Newts are enjoying Kerry’s. They look good, they sound good again, and they truly do seem to be enjoying themselves. They’re having a very good time. Democrats are the ones who now more closely resemble the drowning rats who chose B deck on the SS Floundering Flotsam (Kerry’s gaff). Good thing it’s only a movie, it’s only a movie.

Cartoon idea. Show the Democratic Donkey as the Wicked Witch of the West, being doused by Bush with a bucket of water, and have it saying, “Curses. All my beautiful liberalness, gone forever….oh, what a world….I only wanted to legislate justice for all of the american people. I would have got away with it too, if it hadn’t been for that brat Kerry. Oh, what a world.”

By Cletus Snow

November 3, 2006 02:33 PM | Link to this

The floridian with the home loan for Babs concert explains why they call it Floriduh. John Kerry is a non event any way you can shape it. With his history how does he get elected to any office.

By Don

November 3, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

“Don’t use up all that space above the expressways. At some point soon the private sector needs to double-deck the Downtown Connector.”

Thanks for the laugh!

By HOT TOPIC

November 3, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

This just in - Ted Haggard admits to buying and possessing meth, but not the relationship. I think he’s betting the guy does not have proof of their bedroom relationship. If I were TED, I wouldn’t hold my breath.

He really wants his flock to keep following and believing in him. So, he says he only received a “massage” from Mike Jones.

Someone should ask Ted, what the Bible says about lying? I guess he will start drug rehab next week, but - OH Yeah, he never took the drugs. He just spent the churches hard earned money to buy it for possible USE.

Why can’t this guy just admit his sin and ask for forgiveness? I don’t care about the drugs or the relationship - I just hate the hypocrisy. If it had been another woman, I would feel exactly the same way.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

Wow, I can’t keep up:

http://www.rawstory.com/news/2006/Congressmantakesincriminatingdocumentsawayfrom1103.html

One gop outrage after another.

Amazing.

By filster

November 3, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

$2,952 for a “pair” of tickets to see babs? Doesn’t that person run the website “pleasemayameteoritestirkemedeadi don’thavealife.com?”

By Chazman

November 3, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

Hey, let’s talk about Streisand and Kerry today!!!

By getoveryourself

November 3, 2006 02:49 PM | Link to this

Commuter rail is silly, but double-decking the connector is practical??? It’s funny how conservatives in the burbs want us to subsidize their lifestyles. If you live in the ‘burbs, then that’s your choice to deal with traffic.

It’s funny how Metro Atlanta tries to pride itself on being a world-class city, but has the public transport system of a developing country.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

How many of you cons buy your meth from your massage man?

By filster

November 3, 2006 02:52 PM | Link to this

Dear Richard. Just read your comments. As a retired Navy CPO, who is now an attorney at one of atlanta’s better firms, I can attest without hesitation that the discipline and sense of self-sufficiency i learned during my military career played a huge part in my current success. And you, sir, are not fit to carry the boots of the least of my former shipmates. I’m assuming you still live at home with your parents and work, when you work at all, in telemarketing.

By harold

November 3, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this

harold has figured out why conservatives hate gay marriage:

it wouldn’t be as easy to pick up the gay men if they was all married!

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

LMAO, take a look at Haggard’s Wife. She looks like she’s about ready to TOSS HIS AZZ.

I BET HE WON’T BE GETTIN NO NOOKIE FOR A COOKIE. NO MO GOODIES, AT LEAST NOT FROM HER.

http://www.cnn.com

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

Dear filster @ 2:44, I am not familiar with your prior writing here, so welcome to the blog. Despite the name of the blog, we are outnumbered - our types work and don’t have time to post. I look forward to your writings.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

Honey, I bought the METH, but I DIDN’T USE IT. LMAO

That’s about like a married man telling his wife after she finds a box of open condoms in the glove compartment of his car. HONEY, I BOUGHT EM, BUT I DIDN’T USE EM.

By Harold

November 3, 2006 03:07 PM | Link to this

ok , o k ok y’all sit down…

HAPPY ENDING HAGGARD

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

OK, now you would think a wife would know how to GIVE A MASSAGE. If not, you ladies out there better GIT WIT DA PROGRAM. You gotta add MASSAGING to your skill set if you wanna keep your man. And you thought GIVING A LEWINSKY was the last thing you needed to learn, huh?

By JK

November 3, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

jbmlaw, “we are outnumbered - our types work and don’t have time to post.” That is THE funniest g—d—- thing anyone posted ALL DAY! HAHAHA! ROFLMCLAO! HAHAHAHA! Stop it…

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 03:14 PM | Link to this

I hesitate to republish something from a publication as unreliable as the NY Times, but this item caught my attention:

“Among the dozens of documents in English were Iraqi reports written in the 1990s and in 2002 for United Nations inspectors in charge of making sure Iraq had abandoned its unconventional arms programs after the Persian Gulf war. Experts say that at the time, Mr. Hussein’s scientists were on the verge of building an atom bomb, as little as a year away. European diplomats said this week that some of those nuclear documents on the Web site were identical to the ones presented to the United Nations Security Council in late 2002, as America got ready to invade Iraq. But unlike those on the Web site, the papers given to the Security Council had been extensively edited, to remove sensitive information on unconventional arms.” (Emphasis added) http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/03/world/middleeast/03documents.html?_r=1&ei=5094&en=1511d6b3da302d4f&hp=&ex=1162530000&partner=homepage&pagewanted=print&oref=slogin

By jbmlaw

November 3, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

Anyone notice which side is doing all of the gay bashing on this site?

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 03:16 PM | Link to this

I’ve got a good sermon topic for Rev. Haggard this Sunday. He should preach on the topic “Awwwwwwww MeSoHorni”

By Lisa

November 3, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

JBM averages 25 post per day. And he has time to work…hahahahaha!!!!!!

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 03:26 PM | Link to this

jbmlaw, I WORK TOO. I’m the Internet Security Officer. I make sure others are not visiting inappropriate sites, chatting or blogging. :)

By ColoredBoy

November 3, 2006 03:30 PM | Link to this

Hay, anybody b hear? Splain sodomy, what dat be?

By Testors

November 3, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this

So the good reverend did not do the PNP thing, when meth makes you so effin horney? Well, he does live in a dream world ANYWAY, huh?

By Why don't Republicans use bookmarks?

November 3, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

…because they prefer to bend over pages.

By Testors

November 3, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Heard a commentary this morning that initially there will be denial but there will be full admission by the time of the Sunday morning TV talk shows, by the good reverend.

at least they were of legal age, both of them.

By Testors

November 3, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

CB - sodomy is anything other than male/female vaginal intercourse.

By Middle America

November 3, 2006 03:45 PM | Link to this

Jim always wants to complain about the size of government and how much money they spend. But his solution to these problems is always the predictable “elect more Republicans”. Sorry Jim, but in case you haven’t noticed, the size of government, and amount of money they waste has grown more under a GOP White House, Senate and HORep than at any other time in history. Not to mention the toll in human life that the GOP trifecta has put on the scoreboard thru Iraq and the botched Katrina rescue efforts. No Jim, I think I’ll have something other than more elephant meat for dinner this time around. Is it a conincidence that an elephant is fatter than a jackass? I think not. A jackass will do something stupid and sht all over the floor for you to step in. A mess to be sure. But an elephant knocks things over, crushes everything, eats everything, and then shts on your head. Much more of a mess to clean up. No thanks.

By yo filster

November 3, 2006 03:45 PM | Link to this

Like a F** lawyer is a success story? Lawyers are scum, to be exterminate with the whores, thieves, and perverts. Ah suggest you stick you pen in your eye and rotate till you are dead, dead, dead. Good day, scummie

By PrayNov7th

November 3, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

jmblaw,

We are not gay bashing, we are hypocrit bashing.

Today is bash the hypocrits day.

Today’s THEME is: Let’s show them who is destroying the sanctity of marriage day.

And the Answer is: A minister of a mega church, who has five kids, possible dog/cat, at least 3 vehicles and a connection to the President.

This man has everything and still was not happy.

By Wooten's holiday song

November 3, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

Hear the sound of the falling rain Coming down like an Armageddon flame (Hey!) The shame The ones who died without a name

Hear the dogs howling out of key To a hymn called “Faith and Misery” (Hey!) And bleed, the company lost the war today

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives On holiday

Hear the drum pounding out of time Another protestor has crossed the line (Hey!) To find, the money’s on the other side

Can I get another Amen? (Amen!) There’s a flag wrapped around a score of men (Hey!) A gag, a plastic bag on a monument

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives On holiday

(Hey!) (Say, Hey!)

“The representative from California has the floor”

Zieg Heil to the president gasman Bombs away is your punishment Pulverize the Eiffel towers Who criticize your government Bang bang goes the broken glass and Kill all the f@gs that don’t agree Trials by fire, setting fire Is not a way that’s meant for me Just cause, just cause, because we’re outlaws yeah!

I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies This is the dawning of the rest of our lives

This is our lives on holiday

By Dem Nation

November 3, 2006 03:56 PM | Link to this

Interesting blog today. Nothing like a bu-fuing preacher to turn a bunch of conservative bloggers. It is so obvious you guys are sitting at the computer with total boners over this. This one is going in the spank bank for you guys. I know how much closeted homosexuals love to hear about the doings of one of their own, but this is crazy. Well done!

By Van

November 3, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this

Political Foreskin,

“Quantum physics 101: Light doesn’t “reflect”.”

And here all this time, I thought the leaf absorbed certain wavelengths of light and what we saw was the refracted wavelengths.

Learn something new every day.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

Yesterday musta been BOOTYLICIOUS DAY in Atlanta. They also caught a Doctor in a 15 year old teenage boy’s drive way with condoms, k-y jelly and sleeping bags. Will these perverts ever learn that you’re gonna get caught online. But I guess once Ole Waldo gets hard, it’s hard to resist, huh?

By Mallory

November 3, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

J. Wooten, Since I’m not from the south or the Atlanta area, I’ll reserve comment on most of your topics today.

Barbara is a snooty, make that a big snooty, elitist liberal who uses & abuses her audience so that she can torture them with her politics. She’s got a great voice, but I like it in tune only. Anything she’s got to say on politics is a waste of my ticket. I wouldn’t buy one unless she wants to just sing already.

John Kerry should be an embarrassment to his voting party but he doesn’t appear to be here, so I guess he’s representative of what they believe about our military.

Everytime I visit this site, there’s a bunch of liberals celebrating the opportunity to go on & on about some sexual escapade. A pervert is a pervert and liberals here seem to gleen great satisfaction from them. That’s a certainty.

Have a great trip J.Wooten. I’m envious. I’m going to have to see more of the beautiful south since I now live here. When there’s time, I will.

By michaelJ

November 3, 2006 04:56 PM | Link to this

I want John Mark Karr out of the neighborhood!!!!!! THE LAST THING I NEED IS COMPETITION!!!!!!!!

By Wit and Wisdom of Mallory

November 3, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

Mallory @4:44 “John Kerry…I guess he’s representative of what they believe about our military.”

George Bush…I guess he’s representative of what they believe about our military - that they’re expendable for corporate interests.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

Laughing My Fugging Azz Off about liberals having great satisfaction about the fall of perverts. Well You’re Sorta Right because it looks like most of the falling is Republicans. They can’t seem to keep their dick in their pants lately.

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 05:07 PM | Link to this

I’d be willing to bet that Congressman Mark Foley and Rev. Ted Haggard both wear PANTY LINERS to catch last nights drippings.

By JoeD

November 3, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

Mallory, are you equally upset about John Boehner’s comments? or is it only because Kerry is a Democrat? And there is a certain amount of glee when the GOP’s hypocrosy is exposed by someone like Mr. Haggard. It’s not the perversion, it’s the moral hypocrosy.

By GayMale4Sale

November 3, 2006 05:09 PM | Link to this

Youuu Whoooo, ANYBODY NEED A TIGHT END? And I’m not talking about the football kind.

By Pharisee

November 3, 2006 05:17 PM | Link to this

Looks like the Christians are at it again. They were better off in Rome being FOOD FOR LIONS.

By getalife

November 3, 2006 05:23 PM | Link to this

My goodness.

Talk about a Friday free for all.

Good work.

Bash those hypocrites.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 05:28 PM | Link to this

@ Curious Observer 1:43:

First of all Curious Observer, I didn’t like your attitude of “you draft dodgers.” We don’t have a draft. Secondly, since when the HELL did military service become such an important topic to you pathetic liberals? You people sure didn’t give a damn in the 60s, 70s, 80s, and DAMN sure didn’t care in the 1990s. So I don’t want to hear any of this “I served and you didn’t” bullsnot. If it wasn’t good for you and your ilk then, then it’s not important now, DEMOCRITES.

Secondly, why post about something most of us already know about? OFFICERS are LEADERS, ORGANIZERS, and MANAGERS, not grunts. You don’t put an officer with sub-standards on the FRONT LINE in charge of dozens of men. In any event, a “C” officer is still an OFFICER, and therefore more qualified than a run-of-the-mill high school grunt to manage a logistical supply outfit or communications station, just like a “C” college student is still more capable of managing the inventory of a grocery store than a high-school grad with no higher level education. That’s the painful, unapologetic, non-politically correct truth.

For you to claim to be such a military expert because you served in it, you sure as hell don’t know jack about the BASICS of military hierarchy. So next time if you want to make a point, don’t bait with a BS start off point, tinhead.

By Old physics teacher

November 3, 2006 05:29 PM | Link to this

Van, light does reflect off some surfaces. In fact, we say that the angle of incidence equals the angle of reflection. Sometimes light goes through one medium to another medium, e.g., light going from the air to glass (prism). When that happens, the light becomes refracted.

Glad you learned something new today.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 05:34 PM | Link to this

Yesterday some idiot tinfoil hat liberal, probably a regular libidiot here, asked why Condi was qualified for her position as Secretary of State. I’d like to answer a question with a question:

‘Splain to me how in the hell anyone can justify Obama as qualified to be president of the United Freaking STATES.

By Disappointed in Markus

November 3, 2006 05:49 PM | Link to this

Markus @5:34 “United Freaking STATES”

Markus, why do you hate America so much?

By DiscipleOfChrist

November 3, 2006 05:53 PM | Link to this

Looks like the Conservatives can dish it out, but they don’t like it sholved down their throats do they? Seems like only yesterday that they were bashing Clinton. Calling us CLINTONISTAS. I got kicked off AOL for Life because they were on there MAD AS HELL when Clinton got aquitted. All I did was laugh at em and they went and fetched a room guide on me. So now it’s the BUSHWACKERS turn. You gotta admit, Clinton looks like a PRINCE compare to the SHID these Republicans and Preachers are doing. At least Clinton was BANGING A WOMAN.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 05:53 PM | Link to this

Glad to disappoint Stalinists-

Why can’t you pathetic cretins answer direct questions? What’s up snookum pie, getting a little bedpissy about next Tuesday? ‘Fraid all those polls and sKerry’s treasonous comments against our military aren’t representing mainstream America? Mmmm-huh… that’s what I thought. You need to do something with your life other than use 100 different aliases trying to be cute on a Con blog all day. Pathetic carbon waste.

By Markus

November 3, 2006 05:58 PM | Link to this

Pull-string liboparrot blog response #1,413:

“Why do you hate America so much?”

Let’s see: I love a strong military, low taxes, individuals making decisions not the government for us (specifically in education and retirement), continued non-meddling of government trying to screw up our healthcare with a bureaucratic pig “Free” healthcare plan for all whopping 16% of those in America with no healthcare where toe-jammed people will clog our hospitals because it’s “free,” the UN telling us how we need to run our nation, etc. etc.

Naw, you idiots on the left are against traditional American ideology, not me, ya Stalinist terrorist-appeasing liberal.

By Mallory

November 3, 2006 06:01 PM | Link to this

When did JW’s blog start staying open after 5:00?

Listen you perverted verbal mouth leaking liberals, suck it up because I’m not interested in why you get so excited over perverts, no matter who they are.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 08:20 AM | Link to this

Did I apologize yet for saying that the trolls on this blog were uneducated?

Look, what I meant was that if you blog less, read more and apply yourself then maybe you wont get your head stuck in Uranus, (downgraded from a hole)

It was a botched flame bash thing, that’s all. I didn’t mean to suggest that the trolls here have any brains whatsoever, because it’s obvious they dont, what I meant to say was that sleeper-(stem)cell research has shown promise in exterminating trolls from blogs with in-vitro lobotomy-cloning techniques, that’s all.

So I’m sorry I botched the bash. Do you think I like to botch bashes? to flubb flames? Hell no.

Did the Pope apologize yet for saying that Islamics are uneducated?

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 08:34 AM | Link to this

Greetings rednecks and trash of the Woo-ten Klan, and to the decent folks too, from Pope rednecks - Amerikkka’s Al Qaeda I.

I went to see, Borat last night. It lives up to its billing as the funniest move ever made. Naturally, most of the funniest scenes involve you southron pieces of sheet - there is a clip of a Pentecostal service in South Carolina which just might be the most ridiculously funny scene ever filmed. It was like watching a bunch of retarded Hottentots strung out on peyote playing with audio/visual equipment. There is another funny scene with a crowd of rodeo rednecks cheering Borat calling for George Bush to drink the blood of every man, woman, and child in Iraq.

Anyhow, a great many folks got a good chuckle at your expense last night, you silly orangutangs.

Wooten, you’re a very rare breed - a redneck with a passport!

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 08:50 AM | Link to this

Here at the Church of the Literate Cultivated Mind, our hearts go out to Reverend H(F)aggard in Colorado Springs - perhaps he can get a new position with a Gay Crystal Methodist congregation.

May the Lord forgive him for his rampant hypocrisy.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

NEWS FLASH: Cross-dressing PLO terrorists escaped an Israeli dragnet! Hundreds of PLO women, disquised as catholic nuns, foiled an Israeli raid on a mosque/fortress which housed several PLO terrorists. These trapped gunmen managed to “La Cage a Faux” their way out safely by walking out of the mosque wearing virgin-mary attire. They blended in with the women, even though the terrorists didn’t have moustaches. An Israeli spokesmen said the whole episode is a real, “crying game”, and he’s embarrassed for the PLO.

In a related story, hundreds of horses, disquised as catholic nuns, foiled a glue factory’s raid on a sacred stable in the Netherlands. Unfortunately, these horses became trapped by floodwaters, and they all drowned, sending glue futures up!

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

It’s going to be hard for you kkkonservatives to get motivated to vote this year, what with all the scandal in your party.

Why don’t you GOP fellas just take the day off, rent your favorite gay prostitute for the day, and spend the day being your sleasy stupid hypocritical self in a cheap motel, and the heck with it? If you can’t have fun at the polls, have fun with a pole or two, that’s Andi/e and Markanus’s motto. Don’t forget your meth!

Did I ever tell you what sorry stupid bassturds y’all are?

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

The history of the Iraq war has two chapters: Pre-Samarra Mosque Bombing and Post Samarra Mosque Bombing. Once you violate sacred sanctuaries, you even get Shakespeare’s attention.

Richard Perle is clobbering the Bush Administration over mishandling the theo-political hornet’s nest that Iraq has always been.

This whole invasion was Perle’s idea. He’s now admitting that he himself didn’t understand the breadth of the Sunni/Shia sectarian rift or even the complexities of the ethnic rivalries that frustrate any analysis of how political allegiences have evolved over the millenia.

He just wanted to enforce the No Fly Zone from the ground.

Perle is the problem, and for him to be criticizing Bush is like a self-fullfilled apology that not even Kerry could botch.

It’s like when the Berlin Wall came down. Wasn’t there even one guard left who would object to people climbing on that wall and shoot at them? no, it was a tectonic shift in the zeitgeist, the shared common knowledge and wisdom that evolves over the millenia and can be local, regional, or even global in it’s reach.

Americans dont even understand the difference between ethnic and sectarian. Americans aren’t educated in geo-politics, and they’ve become stuck in Iraq.

Islam 101: Ethnic is race. Sectarian is religion. They are different. In Iraq, they have 10K year old outhouses. There are so many different intra-cultural eddies of chaos in their political allegiences that only an all out war between them can clean it out, and help get those people out of the stone age.

We have to let the Iraqis find equilibrium with blood. We did, and nobody thought it was a big deal. Ask Lincoln. Hardly anybody gave a damn. There was a liberal free love movement gaining a lot of steam during the civil war. Not to mention the opiates.

Let the Iraqis fight it out. It’s their right to fight. Civil war is a natural part of a country growing up… it just is, and there’s nothing we can do about that fact.

I demand the resignation of George W Bush effective noon tomorrow. Ditto Cheney. Let the Speaker run things for a while…………………DOH!

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

James Taranto’s wise analysis of the Haggard kerfuffle:

If you are homosexual and you believe homosexuality is wrong, remaining in the closet would be entirely consistent with your beliefs.

If Jones’s claims about Haggard are true, Haggard plainly was not living up to his own moral principles. And of course those principles may be wrong. But Haggard’s falling short of them has no bearing on their merits as moral principles.

By We're Gonna.....Raise......Your......Taxes!!!!

November 4, 2006 10:57 AM | Link to this

The Atlanta Urinal smearing Christianity in the worst possible fashion for a full page and a freaking half:

Religious leader denies gay sex claim

The horrors of gay homosexual sex. It really is disgusting, isn’t it?

And then have the audacity to try to buddy up to Evangelicals in the Urinal’s “Faith” and “Values” section:

Ex-Bush staffer: White House using evangelicals

You mean like the way the left uses the gay and lesbian lobby to get votes?

Show of hands, y’all, would you rather be used or slandered?

{^*^}

Did you ever wonder why the left and the Atlanta Constipation are always on the case of Religion about sexual indiscretion and child molestation, usually devoting the full front page to behaviour that pinkos normally overlook? There are 60,000 clergymen in America, 2% of them have been found to have molested children. That’s 1,200 total.

But then a study done by the Department of Education finds that out of the 3,000,000 teachers in America, 5% of them are child molesters, making a grand total of 150,000.

150,000 teachers versus 1,200 priests.

Staggering.

And can you tell me one full page article that you’ve ever seen in the AJC condemning teachers like you have religion?

Makes you wonder if the left cares more about smearing the Church than they do about the welfare of our children.

{^*^}

It was a terrible crime, as portrayed in the media, when they thought it would discredit the Bush administration. Now, very belatedly, it turns out that the leak did not originate in the Bush administration after all, but with a critic of that administration, Richard Armitage. Suddenly it was no longer a scandal, a crime or anything, as far as the media were concerned. There were no cries that Armitage should be frog-marched anywhere in handcuffs. Some in the media belatedly acknowledged that it was never a crime because the CIA “agent” was actually someone sitting behind a desk in Virginia.-HumanEvents

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Any success now in Iraq would help the beleaguered Bush administration, and that is intolerable to the far left. Thus, hurting the president and his crew has become more important to some Americans than seeing a victorious Iraqi campaign. That kind of thinking is damaging to the country, because, in the long run, Americans are going to have to confront the jihadists and defeat them. Sorry, Barbra Streisand, the terrorists are not going away even if we do pull out of Iraq.-HumanEvents

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Republicans, “have only rewarded wealth, not work,” Pelosi complained. “We must share the benefits of our wealth” beyond the privileged, she continued. Thus, Pelosi dissed wealthy, hard-working surgeons, restaurateurs, and business owners. Rangel makes the spendthrift Pelosi look stingy. According to the National Taxpayers Union’s “BillTally” calculations, if every measure Pelosi sponsored passed, she would have increased the last Congress’ net federal spending by $230.5 billion. Rangel’s equivalent sum is a mind-blowing $1.86 trillion in brand-new, net spending.-HumanEvents

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Today’s cartoon that doesn’t suck!

{Bonus cartoon that doesn’t suck!](http://www.townhall.com/funnies/2006/11/03/5)

By Dusty

November 4, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

PoFo

You can huff and puff and talk about Perle all you want. Who cares? And then his majesty PoFo DEMANDS the resignation of George W. Bush. What a joke! Anything else you want to demand, a firing squad at dawn, a duel with swords, lions?

If you think the Civil War, one of the bloodiest wars in history, was made up of free love and opiates, I can only believe you are on the last mention substance.

Since your lengthy posts are always next to Rednecks, why don’t you save space and combine them? Save us reading long liberal litanies of no importance.

By We're Gonna.....Raise......Your......Taxes!!!!

November 4, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

I hate dragging a scrum in from another blog but I can’t let this slide:

By I Love Myself So Much November 3, 2006 06:28 PM Any people who devote their lives to religious pursuits or attempt to spread religion are doing mankind a disservice. {{{{{{{More than any other source, religion is the primary cause of hatred, wars, and human suffering. And that applies to all of human history.}}}}}}}} The sooner we can eradicate the disease, the better off humanity will be. The Bible is simply an immoral, contradictory pack of lies. And you base your life around it, as do many Americans. Truly sad.

Let’s see here, Communism, with it’s core belief of socialism and the deity of the state, beliefs that are also shared with liberalism, has killed over 100,000,000, that’s One Hundred Million minimum people over the last century.

Even looney Islamic fascism only has 100,000, give or take a thou or two.

Anybody want to help me out with the 999,900,000 religious victims that I’m missing?

Not to mention that Religion is a force for Good in the world, far outweighing in harm that may have been done by a lunatic or two.

To think that “One of the Majority’s Voices of Dissent” is supposedly a teacher answers a lot of questions about why our children are so stupid.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 11:11 AM | Link to this

Here’s what will happen in Iraq: Bush has 50 think tanks inventing a victory or some sort of “Peace with Honor” spin that will allow us to pull back from the civil war we are surrounded by.

BTW: Saddam faced a Shia uprising just like this one right after Desert Storm. He violated mosques and killed civilians indiscriminately to exterminate all young males, because they form the pool of insurgents. By slaughtering everyone in an area, he was very effective in reestablishing order and stability.

We could adopt Saddam’s tried and true tactics for establishing order in Iraq. We could.

1991: W’s dad said then that the Iraqi Army and the Iraqi people should take matters into their own hands and force Saddam to resign and then they can join the community of peace loving nations.

W senior had no more clue than W jr. Can men be this naive and still govern?

By Real Conservative

November 4, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish and that We’re..Gonna…Raise guy - back again the with links to “conservative” propaganda sites. Do they actually think these discredited sources still persuade anybody who cares about this country more than they care about their own pocketbooks? Are they Stepford conservatives, unable to think and process information for themselves? Can two people be less informed? More mis-informed? Hate our country more?

It’s shame really.

By Real Conservative

November 4, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

And then Dusty comes in with “You can huff and puff and talk about Perle all you want. Who cares?” to confirm her hatred for the troops and her love for unabashed warmongers.

Why do you love war so much Dusty? Do you think of it as sport? Do you think of our Generals as quarterbacks and our troops as the lineman? You’re like the Romans in the days of the Gladiators. You love the sport, you blood-thirsty wench.

Stop underming our troops Dusty, with your vitriol.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

Real Conservative (cough cough)

Opinion Journal at the Wall Street Journal is a “discredited site”? By whom? Pravda and Fidel Castro? C.A.I.R.? Hugo Chavez?

Please enlighten us with links to your “informed” sources!

By sct

November 4, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

I wonder how many times a day Haggard prayed to be cured of his homosexual urges?

Too bad James Dobson’s Focus on the Family wasn’t around when Haggard was growing up. He could have been cured of his homosexual desire by using the Focus on the Family gay conversion therapy for children. Here’s an example taken from the Focus on the Family website:

Meanwhile, the boy’s father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son’s maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a peniss, just like his, only bigger.

James Dobson http://www.family.org/docstudy/newsletters/a0021043.cfm

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

The neocon chickenhawks who think Americans in uniform are foursquare behind Curly, Larry and Moe… I mean Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld are in for a rude awakening Tuesday:

We are reaching a tipping point — and if we do not choose to change course quickly, the military may reach its breaking point. Conditions in Iraq and Afghanistan are deteriorating for our troops, Osama bin Laden is still a free man, and we all know that the president’s plan is to “stay the course” — even as Iraqi society devolves into civil war. For these reasons, the president and the Republican Party have lost the support of many veterans. And I am one of them.

Further up the food chain, some of the faux intellectuals who were once outspoken in their support of “nation building” (can you say hubris?) are having second thoughts:

As Iraq slips further into chaos, the war’s neoconservative boosters have turned sharply on the Bush administration, charging that their grand designs have been undermined by White House incompetence. In a series of exclusive interviews, Richard Perle, Kenneth Adelman, David Frum, and others play the blame game with shocking frankness. Target No. 1: the president himself.

Let’s not forget our favorite “you go with the Army you have” incompetent:

(CNN) — An editorial to be published Monday in independent publications that serve the four main branches of the U.S. military will call for President Bush to replace Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.

It’s bad enough that BushCo has been making outrageous errors in judgement for six years. What’s really sad is that they absolutely refuse to admit that they might… just MIGHT be wrong.

Vote the Bush GOP ou November 7th.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

“IT MAY NOT BE POPULAR WITH THE PUBLIC, IT DOESN’T MATTER”… Cheney about Iraq.

Lets show Cheney we do matter.

Vote Dem for accountability.

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

Maybe Political Foreskin can enlighten everyone on the complexities in Darfur & Somalia. He must consider Africans expendable too.

An AMERICAN Thinker?

A leftist American thinker maybe. Bring it home where he can spend it while he’s hanging, and to hell with the rest of the world and future generations, which would include his children & grandchildren.

Islamofacists can offer them a better future as long as he gets what he’s entitled to now.

By We're Gonna....Raise....Your....Taxes!!

November 4, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

Dear Mrs. finch/bon scott: Hi my name is Andy. I am the person that your “husband” is homosexual stalking on the AJC’s cartoonist’s blog. I’m sure that his behaviour is distressing to you, seeing how his previous bout of obsession with me resulted in a 3 month stay in the sanitarium. I’m hoping that your financial condition has begun to recover.

What I’m writing to you about is seeking help for your little fa-ggot “husband” and his degenerate inability to get me out of his thoughts and lusting. Personally, I could give a f less about him, any one can see that I ignore him almost constantly, only responding when I see that a line of sanity has been crossed. I am foremost a Christian and do not wish to see others harmed. I therefore request that you take action before this que-er loses it again.

If you cannot afford a visit to the doctor, I suggest that you try shaving and perhaps taking a bath. I know that the condition of your appearance all but renders hygiene useless but this freak husband of yours is desperate. Think about what he is doing. He cannot post one single solitary comment to the blog with out getting moony eyed about Andy this and Andy that. This is not healthy at all.

So please, please Mrs. finch, let him get some. Put that bag over your head, spray some Lysol on the bed and get him drunk if necessary. Maybe this will get me off his mind.

It will be better for all of us.

Wishing you the best, considering,

Andy.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

sct,

Yawn. That paragraph has only been posted like thousands of times.

Did I ever mention what a bunch of hypocritical neo-prudes you all are? For example, I seem to recall an awful lot of photos from Woodstock where parents were cavorting stark naked in front of everyone -including their young children. That was “peace, love and happiness”!

Perhaps you can explain the “evolving” moralism for me.

Seriously - are you sure you’re not the ones railing against naked toddlers who offend by not wearing a bathing suit while at the beach?

Oh wait! That’s too extreme an example. How about demanding separate beaches for muslims in the U.S.A. so they do not sin against Allah?

By catlady

November 4, 2006 12:05 PM | Link to this

The King family does not like the Coke site? They can sure afford to buy another one closer to Auburn Avenue, if it is that important, and donate it. I think at least prt of the reason is there is just less chance for them to profit if it is located at Olympic Park.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Any publication that gives a sober, thoughtful analysis to both sides of any issue is a right wing propaganda rag in the minds of liberals. They base their entire world view on emotions and there is no room in that world view for fact or reflection.

Andy,

Nice of you to reach out to Mrs. finch, next door. Let’s hope it helps.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

Well, this past week’s news items should shut up the little Stalinist traitorous sick pig liberal DemonRATs for at least two of their asshat talking points: It’s not ok to be gay and near boys (ie: Boy Scouts… remember when the libRATs that got all p** about that?), and Bush’ “lied” about Saddam’s WMD/nuke program.

Let’s see what else these pathetic sewer RATs can fester up before next Tuesday. And if any of you gutter whore liboRAT trashbags thinks we’ll be sitting this one out, we’ll be happy to disappoint you, neocommunist filthy pigs.

Get out and enjoy the weekend you sorryassed demonRAT losers.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

Saddam Hussein has apologized for saying the Shia’s were uneducated scum who he’s glad he keeled and has checked into rehab.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Don’t forgot just last week when the left was gushing over what a wonderful thing it was for a father to have his kids penis in his mouth.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Andy-

You have a way of riling up these neocommunist infiltratorous liberal hogs like I never could. Much abliged! Keep b!tchslapping these little limpwrists until they yell “Kiki!”

By getalife

November 4, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

Macaca,

We all lose with W, Cheney, Rumsfeld, botching the war in Iraq.

Vote Dem for accountability for these losers.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

Andy,

When Stalker Boy (ootmvod) says, “The sooner we can eradicate the disease, the better off humanity will be” he sounds just like Hitler:

“Christianity is an invention of sick brains”

“The heaviest blow that ever struck humanity was the coming of Christianity.”

“The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges: the pox and Christianity.”

Between Hitler’s views on Christianity, and his views on “natural selection” (Hat Tip: Darwin), I’m wondering if Ootmvod didn’t “evolve” from one of the worms in Hitler’s grave.

Hitler Boy is my new name for the odious stalker.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

get drunk

Finally, Andy admits he has a problem.

Now for the intervention.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this

RW,

I had that in my original post, but took it out in the interest of brevity!

By Dusty

November 4, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this

Real Conservative, the real phony,

You,too, can huff and puff and call me a blood thirst wench!!(Now, that’s funny. I don’t even like Bloody Marys.)

Do you ever read the posts you comment on? I think not. You are a dyed in the wool cut’n’runner and your main goal is to NEVER mention anything about Kerry. Why does Kerry hate our troops? Why do you act like an imposter, a big bad lie?

If you answer those questions you may win a nice prize in Georgia next Tuesday…A BIG GOP WINNER DAY AT THE POLLS!!!!

By Markus

November 4, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this

gitmolife-

The successful private working citizens and private biz owners lose if the RAT pack led by M.I.A. Pelosicommie and Scream get the House. Only in Communist America does the horseass left think the PEOPLE’S MONEY belongs to them. The losers, gutter debris, and lazy sacks of sh!t win if the RAT pack wins… but, they are the RAT pack’s voter constituency, so that goes without saying.

Get out and enjoy the day you pathetic carbon existence.

By We're Gonna....Raise....Your....Taxes!!

November 4, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this

By Markus November 4, 2006 12:12 PM Andy-You have a way of riling up these neocommunist infiltratorous liberal hogs like I never could. Much abliged! Keep b!tchslapping these little limpwrists until they yell “Kiki!”

Markus: That’s what I’m trying to do.

However, my little scheme has backfired with a couple of them, they’ve gone to lusting after me, I didn’t expect that at all. It must be a sadomasochistic thing or some such.

If you have any advice on how to shake these little que-ers off my leg, it would be much appreciated.

By sct

November 4, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

I think James Dobson should offer to shower with Haggard. In fact maybe there should be a three way shower, Dobson with Haggard and Mark Foley too. Lets rid the world of sin.

That should do the trick.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 12:40 PM | Link to this

Macaca,

You are a loser to keep supporting these losers. They botched a war but that does not matter to you. They rob you blind but that does not matter to you. They give Iraqis welfare but that does not matter to you. They are hypocrital perverts but that does not matter to you.

Pathetic failed loser. Your opinion does not matter to me.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I’m afraid you have Sybil attached for life and quite possibly Queen AntiR of Yahoo if he’s not too embarrassed after his outing (or ouing, as finch would say) yesterday, you might be able to shake Georgie Girl.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Nobody is lusting for you.

It is all in your mind.

Perverted freak.

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this

Maybe it’s you sct that needs to take a COLD shower. Perverts are all you seem to be able to discuss today.

Gets you overly excited I guess.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this

I make ONE post here this morning. It doesn’t mention ANYONE’S name. All I’m trying to do is make a point about the uselessness of the Iraq war.

And it throws the Andy cabal into a tizzy.

All of you need serious professional help. Especially your very drunk and very paranoid inspiration.

PS - Who’s the real stalker here?

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

Sorry, I got distracted.

There’s a great article in today’s AJC that should be an inspiration to all the chickenhawks here. You, and your children should enlist right now.

Americans need to get serious about the war against international terrorism and start encouraging more young men and women to join the military, a top Army general said Friday.

Lt. Gen. Russel Honore, commander of the First Army based at Fort Gillem in Forest Park, said in a speech at the Atlanta Veterans Affairs Medical Center in Decatur that many people in the United States tend to let the events of their everyday lives overshadow the fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan.

But because of the nature of the enemy, he added, it is important for Americans to understand what is at stake for the nation and to make concerted efforts to keep the ranks filled.

“We can’t have a part of America say, ‘Yes, but not my son or daughter.’”

Stop drooling on your keyboards. Put your money where your mouths are. Andy, time to make good on that threat to go to Baghdad. Make sure your kids enlist, too.

What are you waiting for?

By Markus

November 4, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

gitmolife-

If my opinion doesn’t matter to you, then quit responding to me. I have no use for you liberals or the very existence of the sickness known as liberalism itself. You sickos on the left have long been dead to me. Now go have a typical miserable liberal day b!tching all day about neocons… it’s what you do best, you sad miserable pathetic thing.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 12:59 PM | Link to this

To the Wooten blog regulars: Please excuse finch/Sybil/bonnie scott, when people start talking about perverts he automatically thinks they mean him and goes into his self-importance routine.

By We're Gonna....Raise....Your....Taxes!!

November 4, 2006 01:00 PM | Link to this

gitmolife: You were one of the people I was politely talking about. Need me to go back through the archives?

RW: I don’t think we’ll ever see Spammie again, at least not in the Yahoo! mode.

But then again, that was weird, I mean weird. What was the Thailand story all about?

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 01:02 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Did you notice that your opinion does not matter to Getalife, but he comments on your opinions?

Sybil,

I seriously doubt that a day has gone by where you have not repeatedly obsessed over Andy in that freaky way of yours.

Just because you managed to control yourself for ONE post does not mean that you are not seriously wacked.

By We're Gonna.....Raise......Your......Taxes!!!!

November 4, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

By bon scott November 4, 2006 12:51 PM PS - Who’s the real stalker here?

I got a solution to this quandry. Starting right the F now, I won’t ever mention a certain persons name ever again.

We’ll see who the pervert is.

With the ugly wife.

By sct

November 4, 2006 01:08 PM | Link to this

Lol, no Mallory I don’t need a cold shower but thanks for the invite.

BTW, James Dobson says that in his gay conversion therapy, cold showers are a big no-no. If any of you plan on trying this therapy soon you may want to remember that, especially Andy.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 01:08 PM | Link to this

‘NYT’ Sunday Preview: Ahmad Chalabi Says, ‘The Real Culprit is Wolfowitz’

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/articledisplay.jsp?vnucontent_id=1003350110

They are all turning on each other.

How do you feel now for supporting these pathetic losers?

Do something for your country, Vote Dem to hold these failures accountable and do not let them get away with this disaster.

Be a real patriot American. Vote Dem for accountability.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 01:09 PM | Link to this

All the morons from the Luckovich board gather here on the weekends to defend their fellow homosexuals and perverts in the GOP.

Good going Bi Danish, Andi/e, Malodorous, and RW (the retarded wanker). Now run along you silly pieces of sheet.

Has there ever been a more ignorant group of moronic crotch sniffers on the planet? These arseclowns make tftt/tommy and Markanus seem normal.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

By RW-(aka monkeyshines) - November 4, 2006 12:59 PM - To the Wooten blog regulars: Please excuse bon scott, when people start talking about perverts he automatically thinks they mean him and goes into his self-importance routine.

Dear Andy, monkeyshines, and donuts,

I haven’t mentioned anything even remotely associated with perversions here. Unless you count the Iraq war. And you guys go nukular.

Who is it again that’s feeling self-important? Sorry guys, but it isn’t all about YOU!

Have another drink.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I guess Getalife was talking about Markus and not you. Same twisted logic there though.

I hope Sybil will take you up on your peace treaty. I don’t know if he can keep all his personalities under control though.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

Andy,

The really scary part about Queen AntiR of Yahoo is that from what he posts in MD mode it sounds like he really is a doctor.

By jbmlaw

November 4, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

Dear Mallory and Buy Danish, thanks for fighting the good fight. You may be amused by this link (I found it at Ann Coulter’s site). http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2006/10/itsthehomoss1.html

Leftists, don’t bother. It will only make you angrier.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 01:16 PM | Link to this

Frist has lost it:

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/04/washington/04mansion.html?hp&ex=1162702800&en=10da351b507ba245&ei=5094&partner=homepage

Bwhahahahaha!

Building his own White House!

It just keeps getting more pathetic everyday.

By Reverend Kissacockatoo

November 4, 2006 01:16 PM | Link to this

Reverend Haggard spends a lot of time on his knees praying.

Evidently he liked the view.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this

Thanks for the link jbm. Dick Armey - hadn’t heard that name for awhile. Did you know that his parents named him after the Republican Party?

Although, with recent events, I guess he should change his name to Dick Less Armey.

By Rev. R. Hugh Jackinit

November 4, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

The good Reverend Haggard just converted to Crystal Methodism.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 01:26 PM | Link to this

So much for Sybil the Stalker taking Andy’s olive branch.

A*******hat @ 1:09,

If Mr. Wooten wants us to leave I’m sure he’ll let us know without going through a wanker like you as an intermediary.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

So now that the introductions are out of the way (btw, your wife’s uglier, drunk!) let’s talk about far more important issues.

Like the increasing dissatisfaction with the Bush Cheney Rummy troika and the Iraq war?

And the plea by Lt. Gen. Honore for more recruits? (Wingnuts, your silence is stunning here! This is your country calling!)

getalife, the Frist White House is an absolute howler. While he can diagnose people via videotape, I can by news items. Frist has serious delusions of grandeur.

Like so many neocons, he needs professional help.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

jbmlaw,

Iowahawk is always a great read. Thanks for reminding us.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

I can see it now - Colonel Beauregard T. Realisp and Major J. “Butt Mustard” Law leading the glorious 69th Chickenhawk Division into Fallujah flying Old Glory, The Rebel Rag, and the Grand Dick Armey of the Republicans flag…

By Sailor

November 4, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

I’ve met Andie’s husband. He’s a very handsome Great Dane.

Don’t tell him about us.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this

bon,

We are witnessing the gop crumbling to their knees (pun intended).

Now, we will see if they are man enough to admit their mistakes.

My guess is they will not.

They are cowards.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

The recent Iranian rocket tests were just firecrackers celebrating Iraqi Shia’s own fourth of july independence day which occurred earlier as US troops were forced to stand down and redeploy on a Shia timetable and on a Shia order.

And just look at the spill over effect on the intifada yesterday as hundreds of PLO women charged israeli entrenchements and tanks and became a military element foiling their siege of a holy mosque.

that’s not business as usual, people. We are in a new phase of the Iraqi war. This war is for Shia independence. This war is not the global war on terror. This war is the result of 100 years of western imperial complicity in the persectution of Shia arabs in Iraq. The US and Britain, and France importuned the total disenfranchisement of the Shia majority in Iraq from that country’s natural resources and political power.

The latest events in Iraq spilled over to the intifada and now the entire Islamic Zeitgeist has quantum-leaped forward like when the Berlin Wall came down.

Didn’t anyone notice that there wasn’t even one E. German guard who objected to people climbing on that wall, which for 40 years would have earned a hail of bullets? not one? Why? because the zeitgeist had changed. It’s when everyone is hip to a new rule, a new paradygm, or a new world.

that’s what happened in Iraq and Palestine this week. They know they cant lose now. They know they’ll probably prevail, no matter what. Once the zeitgeist shifts so tectonically, there’s no going back.

Expect a big announcement from the chimp: after the elections.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 01:41 PM | Link to this

jbmlaw,

Thanks for the link - it’s hilarious!

sct,

If cold showers won’t work to halt your bizarre perv obsession, how about washing your mouth out with soap?

Or do you have an incurable case of Squawking Parrotitis?

By getalife

November 4, 2006 01:43 PM | Link to this

The gop.

Everything that is wrong with America.

Vote Dem to right the wrong.

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

Rednecks, I find it humorous after reading jbmlaw’s link that you chose the name Redneck Al Qaeda.

Defend our fellow homosexuals?

Maybe we should talk about the Democrats’ Gerry Studds & Barney Frank.

While the story of Haggard unfolds, his support from fellow evangelicals is diminishing. It’s hard to fool a conservative.

I can separate my politics from perverts.

How about you?

Did I mention Studds & Franks?

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

Kerry swift-goated himself.

The swift-goat veterans are back, only this time it’s Kerry.

He shouldn’t have swift-spoke, either.

By We're Gonna.....Raise......Your......Taxes!!!!

November 4, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

By Al Qaeda’s Concubine November 4, 2006 01:09 PM All the morons from the Luckovich board gather here on the weekends to defend {{{{{{their fellow homosexuals}}}}}} and perverts in the GOP.

Hey Concy: This may be a bit too complicated for you to understand but if your panty waist feminist degenerate political party gets elected next week, we will have Gay Marriage legalized within the year.

Why don’t you go think about it for a minute and get back with me, K?

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 01:56 PM | Link to this

Here’s an afterthought Rednecks Al Qaeda.

You mustn’t your beloved America Can Lust Unabated organization.

Counselors for NAMBLA. What do you reckon they counsel ‘em on? I can only guess, but you sound very well informed.

Enlighten us.

No thanks, not interested.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 01:56 PM | Link to this

November 4, 2006 — Yesterday’s front-page story in The New York Times about the U.S. Web archive of captured documents detailing Saddam Hussein’s quest for nuclear weapons raises a lot of serious questions - certainly more serious than the one the paper itself was trying to highlight.

Would someone like to tackle the question of how this information put us in imminent danger when posted on the internet, but was nothing to give a second thought to in the hands of Saddam Hussein? Keep in mind this would have been Saddam with no sanctions against him by now.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

Andi/e, whether gay marraige is legal or not, you’ll still be a raving sore-kneed crotch sniffin’ chapped lipped queen, so what’s the problem?

By getalife

November 4, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this

Mallory,

You forget to mention Foley and the gop coverup.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

November 4, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this

Sorry kkkons, outlawing or legalizing gay marraige will not make any of you any less gay, bisexual or less of a pedophile or pederast.

You’ll still be a pervert, the law notwithstanding.

Do you think if gay marraige is outlawed, Andi/e is going to leave her Great Dane?

Of course not.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 02:05 PM | Link to this

A response to Weasley Clark’s “Because of Iraq” commercial

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 02:08 PM | Link to this

“The problem isn’t Rumsfeld. The problem is Islamic Extremists”.

That quote from today’s news sums up all of W’s Iraqi mistake.

Do you see the flaw in the logic of the quote? Do you see the ironic spin? Iraqis elected Islamic Extremists to their parliament because they represent the population of Iraq to a man woman and child. The whole country is Islamic Extremists. you idiots!!!

Hello, Shia Superstate.

Do you see how this exposes the ignorance of every word W has ever said about Iraq?

We did not go into Iraq because of Islamic Extremists, but rather to stop WMDs from Saddam’s inventory of weapons. Saddam was a Sunni. A very moderate Sunni.

I’m sick of it. W resign. Ditto cheney. ditto speaker. Just go away. Just go.

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 02:08 PM | Link to this

I’ll try that last one again for those with limited comprehension skills (liberals.)

You mustn’t FORGET your beloved America Can Lust Unabated organization.

If it comes out wrong it’s THE DEMOCRATS’ BELOVED ACLU.

By sct

November 4, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this

Is there any truth to the rumor that hundreds of thousands of Republican men are volunteering to join the Dobson surrogate father program?

By We're Gonna.....Raise......Your......Taxes!!!!

November 4, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

By Al Qaeda’s Concubine November 4, 2006 01:58 PM Andi/e, whether gay marraige is legal or not, you’ll still be a raving sore-kneed crotch sniffin’ chapped lipped queen, so what’s the problem?

So you have no problems with fa-ggots, concy, unless, of course, they’re Republican?

Isn’t that the same thing you pinkos are all over Haggard about?

Or can your little mind add it all up?

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 02:13 PM | Link to this

Bush just said that a vote for democrats is a vote for high taxes. He’s playing well today as his Iraqi ship goes down, like the violin band on the titanic, even though all the Neo-newts are jumping ship like the vermin they are.

The GOP is a disgrace. While it is funny to see them chasing their tails, I’m ashamed to be an American with them in power. We need a course correction, and I am nominating myself to make that correction.

Consider this my hat in the ring for President of the United States in ‘08.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 02:14 PM | Link to this

You fake Christian hypocrites should read this:

The Moral Good And Christianism

by tristero

http://digbysblog.blogspot.com/20061101digbysblogarchive.html#116259997438418509

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this

getalife, Is Foley still in Congress? NO.

Was Democrat Studds allowed to remain? Yes.

Is Democrat Franks still serving? Yes.

Has there been any proof to date of a coverup? NO.

Is there an ongoing investigation? YES.

Will a guilty verdict on cover-up support your allegations? “YES”.

Do you support INNOCENCE TILL PROVEN GUILTY?

Please answer the last one for yourself. Don’t leave us in suspense.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

Saddam is on trial for crimes he committed while putting down the last Shia insurgency against stability and order after Desert Storm.

Saddam went to Gen. Schwartzkopf and asked if he could have his attack helicopters back to put down the insurgency that Schwartzkopf himself had importuned and encouraged.

Schwartzy said, “I dont see why not, you need to establish law and order. Sure, take the attack helicopters.”

Fact. Jack. It’s all in my book.. It’s entitled, “Schwartzkopf, idiot battle plans, and words that ruined the world”.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 02:27 PM | Link to this

By RW-(monkeyshines) - November 4, 2006 - (drivel from the New York Post on the NY Times account of Iraqi nuclear secrets in Arabic being posted on a US government website thanks to Bush.)

Would someone like to tackle the question of how this information put us in imminent danger when posted on the internet, but was nothing to give a second thought to in the hands of Saddam Hussein? Keep in mind this would have been Saddam with no sanctions against him by now.

Sure.

But among the documents posted were roughly a dozen that nuclear weapons experts said constituted a basic guide to building an atom bomb. They were accounts of Mr. Hussein’s nuclear program, which United Nations inspectors dismantled after the 1991 Persian Gulf war.

Got that? Thanks to UN weapons inspections, Saddam hadn’t been able to do zip about nukes for the remaining 13 years of his rule.

He had no reactors, no uranium, plutonium, yellowcake, etc. Virtually all of his nuclear physicists were either dead or gone.

He did have some old files, which had been kept secret, until US invaders seized them in 2003.

And thanks to Bush administration stupidity, this “Nuclear Weapons for Dummies” handbook, in Arabic no less, is now in the public domain.

Next question??

PS - I’d appreciate an update on the enlistment plans the neocons here have. I’m sure you’ll accept Lt. Gen. Honore’s invitation to sign up. Make sure your children do, too.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 02:28 PM | Link to this

sct (rumor-mongerer),

Knock yourself out! No one except you cares.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this

We went into Iraq not knowing who the bad guys were. There’s so many rival factions in Iraq it took a while.

It is just now dawning on Cheney/Bush that it’s the Shia we just installed into office.

I knew four years ago and screamed bloody murder, but I was called a liberal terrorist sac-shaving loser wipe boy.

Now, we have entrenched the SHIA with legislative immunity and diplomatic prestige, which excludes us from ever winning the war, they’ll just vote that we lost it, and we underwrote their coup!!!!

History will be written by the Shia we didn’t see as the real problem even though a casual glance at the History of Iraq since 1920 would have let us know everything.

I demand the resignation of W, Cheney, and Hastert. Who wantz to be prez?

I DO! I DO!!!!

By sct

November 4, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this

If Rev Haggard had just gone through one of his own gay adult conversion therapy sessions none of this would have happened.

Except the meth, that would have still happened. Oh well you know what they say… love the sin, hate the sinner.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this

There is plenty of proof Mallory.

You choose to ignore the truth.

US military newspapers to demand Rumsfeld’s resignation:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061104/plafp/usvoteiraqmilitary061104172840

It is a start but we need to get rid of all the losers then investigate them.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Entertaining the idea that Intelligent Design is a more reasonable theory than Darwin’s is a “sin”????

That’s a pretty sad admission about your own frightening intolerance.

By We're Gonna.....Raise......Your......Taxes!!!!

November 4, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

The Iraqi document is marked “Draft FFCD Version 3 (20.12.95),” meaning it was preparatory for the “Full, Final, Complete Disclosure” that Iraq made to United Nations inspectors in March 1996. The document carries three diagrams showing cross sections of bomb cores, and their diameters. On Sept. 20, the site posted a much larger document, “Summary of technical achievements of Iraq’s former nuclear program.” It runs to 51 pages, 18 focusing on the development of Iraq’s bomb design. Topics included physical theory, the atomic core and high-explosive experiments. By early October, diplomats and officials said, United Nations arms inspectors in New York and their counterparts in Vienna were alarmed and discussing what to do.

No WMD, eh?

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

Political Foreskin, We went into Iraq with congressional approval based on intelligence that was accessible to your Democrats.

Either you want us to tell countries who to elect as their representative government or you don’t.

All we’re at liberty to do is oversee fair elections.

You liberals need to make up your f*** minds without the benefit of back-a*-tracking.

Any moron can do that, which is why it’s a favorite tactic of liberals. You’re all morons without a plan in the first place.

Unless, of course, you call sitting around with your thumbs up your a* a plan.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 02:43 PM | Link to this

Sybil,

General Honore’s enlistment plans called for YOUNG recruits. You moonbats want an elderly Dick Cheney, who has a serious heart condition, to enlist and fight in Iraq.

That is a moonbat military strategy that is doomed to fail. Perhaps that’s why you’re all so intent on implementing it.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

Look at Andy desperatly trying to find the missing WMD’s.

Just pathetic.

W has screwed up our country and the world:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2006/11/4/135948/542

And yet they keep cheering the cheerleader.

Amazing terrible Americans.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

finchie,

You left out that pesky little detail about Saddam operating without sanctions had we not stepped in.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

Mallory,

Don’t you just love the way that the military newspapers choose the day before Election Day to publish their op-ed?

Nothing like keeping politics out of the management of a war.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 02:58 PM | Link to this

In 2003, Iran and North Korea had operating nuclear reactors and active weapons programs. Iraq had nothing but “Nuclear Weapons for Dummies”.

Which nations were the bigger threat?

Which did Bush invade?

I rest my case.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Army Times Publishing Company is a Gannett subsidiary. It publishes newsweeklies widely read by United States military people and their families, federal employees and defense and aerospace industry leaders worldwide.

Gannett is a nationwide news and information company that publishes 75 daily newspapers, including USA Today, and USA Weekend, a newspaper magazine. Gannett also operates 21 television stations and cable television systems in major U.S. markets.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

finch,

Which of those three were we in an active state of war with?

RW out!

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

Sybil,

It is hilarious how you shift with the wind. Now you’re saying that Iraq’s nuclear program was worthless, while yesterday you were trumpeting how dangerous it was to have those super secret plans for WMDs posted on government websites.

Please, “rest your case” and let the jury decide.

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish, I recall that war protesters during Vietnam complained that political influence was too engaged in that war, and here we are again allowing the same mistake to be repeated. Politicians succumbing to the liberal hysteria.

I read the article about the military newspapers, and no I’m not surprised.

I never thought I would be more proud of citizens from another country than I am of our own. This from Canada…

EDMONTONIANS RALLY FOR TROOPS HUNDREDS BRAVE BITING WIND TO CHEER ON WOUNDED SOLDIERS HOME FROM KANDAHAR

You are telling your soldiers today that Canada is worth fighting for, and for a soldier, it just doesn’t get any better than that,” Col. Vance told the cheering crowd, many of them wearing poppies or yellow ribbons.

From Canada again…

CANADIANS PROTEST AFGHANISTAN MISSION

Demonstrators included the elderly, students, children and members of the U.S. military who have chosen to come to Canada to avoid serving with American forces in Iraq.

Does that say it all, or what?

I’ve always been told that troops go into battle to protect one another. Not our liberal friends. No, they go to Canada to avoid supporting their fellow troops & to protest.

Unfucking believable.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

By Bye Donut - November 4, 2006 03:13 PM - It is hilarious how you shift with the wind. Now you’re saying that Iraq’s nuclear program was worthless, while yesterday you were trumpeting how dangerous it was to have those super secret plans for WMDs posted on government websites.

Look, idiot… it was worthless to Iraq, because Iraq didn’t have the fuel or the hardware to make anything but… more plans!

That’s thanks to UN weapons inspectors, which Saddam was eager to host again on the eve of the 2003 invasion. But Bush’s Operation Pointless Storm was too vital to be stopped, wasn’t it?

But those plans (in Arabic!) may not be worthless to the six Arab nations that have just announced a joint nuclear project.

Of course, these countries, awash in oil, say they’re seeking peaceful nuclear energy.

Right.

Just admit it. This is only the umpteenth time Bush has dropped the ball since his childish decision to invade Iraq 3 years ago.

Vote the Bush GOP out November 7th. They have no idea what they’re doing.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

I really hate the fact that the word “moot” is used in Rich Springfield’s hit, “Jessie’s Girl” from 1981. It was a perfectly good word and now you cant use.

Who would write, “moot” in rock and roll, unless it’s nerd rock, but I think Jessie’s girl is a great song.

There’s no justice.

The Shia in Iraq can now demand that the US stand down during any offensive campaign it chooses. It’s over. You cant have a war where the enemy can call time out.

Expect a big announcement next week or dead ahead concerning our redeploy in Iraq.

I cant see them leaving the Green Zone uncovered, so it’s going to be a mess. Is Cheney crazy enough to start a total war against the Shia? Like Saddam did so successfully in 1991 after gen. schwartzkopf gave him back his attack helicopters?

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

I see the censor didn’t catch my bad. I count on them to do that. I’ll substitute from now on.

A question for the liberals here. Where was your outrage when the New York Times was revealing information that was beneficial to the enemy. Wiretapping, banking, etc..

It was their patriotic duty then. They had your blessings, didn’t they?

The only patriotic duty that rag knows about is defeating a sitting President during wartime while aiding and abetting the enemy at the same time.

Freaking idiots. It’s the New York Treasonous Times you support come hell or high water.

Mindless moronic liberals.

By getalife

November 4, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

Bush Slips Up: Says “The Only Way We Can Win Is To Leave Before The Job Is Done”.

Barney and Laura must have cut and ran.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

Another media scam revealed!

Is anyone wondering how it is that by a remarkable coincidence, 4 military newspapers are posting the exact same propaganda, err, editorial?

Army Times, Navy Times, Air Force Times, and Marine Corps Times are the “bibles” of the military market - and they’re all published by the Big Media conglomerate known as Gannett.

SHAZAAM!!!

By getalife

November 4, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

ABC News: Military Recruiters Told Students Iraq War “Ended A Long Time Ago”.

Amazing, just lie like W and Cheney.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 04:09 PM | Link to this

Here’s a story from France - that place you moonbats think we should defer to when we make decisions about alliances at times of war.

When all else fails - Strike! When that doesn’t work I betcha they’ll demand - Riots!

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

newt Ginrich is on CSPAN 2.

now.

Must see tv.

Do not miss this. “The Broken Branch”, is the book being discussed.

.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

By Donut Hole - November 4, 2006 02:43 PM - General Honore’s enlistment plans called for YOUNG recruits. You moonbats want an elderly Dick Cheney, who has a serious heart condition, to enlist and fight in Iraq.

Oh stop with the whiny hyperbole. Nobody said anything about drafting Dick. Although he does have experience shooting people.

But YOU might be eligible! The maximum age for non-prior service enlistment in both the Army and Army Reserves is 42.

Your enlistment would surely fit in with Gen. Honore’s plans, since your REMF desk status would free up younger cannon fodder for the front lines.

Don’t be a hypocrite chickenhawk. Go for it. Your children, too.

By Mallory

November 4, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this

It might be difficult to get anybody to enlist in the military now that the Democrat’s presidential hopeful JOHN F’ING KERRY called them stupid.

Who wants to be stupid? JOHN F’ING KERRY, that’s who.

He’s a party appeasing, military bashing, democratic liberal leader for crying out loud.

Make a note of that. HE’S A DEMOCRAT ! ! !

Thanks John.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 05:19 PM | Link to this

I have asked this question on more than one occasion, yet no liboRAT seems to want to answer. So here it goes again:

In the 1960s, when liberalism really became a part of this nation thanks in part to narcotics, unfortunately, signing up to serve or being a part of any government enforcement agency meant you were a “pig.” Just ask the Clintons about that. This sick liberal mentality carried on through the 1970s at the end of the Vietnam Conflict. At that time, soldiers returning home were spat upon and called baby killers (sound familiar?).

In the 1980s during the Reagan years, military servers were called murderers, especially after the 1986 Tripoli F-111 bombing raid (that shut Khaddafi the hell up, didn’t it?).

In the 1990s, during Gulf War 1, freakshows of the left, especially those in San Freaksicko, called our troops murderers and protested with assinine things like “No Blood For Oil!” During the election of 1992 with the left’s main squeeze Clintoon, military service wasn’t important when going up against an incumbent WWII Navy pilot president.

Suddenly out of nowhere in the 2004 campaign, these same libopigs who trashed Vietnam Vets and others who b!tched about the “military industrial machine” realized that their hero, sKerry, was a whopping 4-month Christmas time Vietnam veteran with a few band-aid Purple Hearts, and he STILL won’t release his records, that Bush DID do. sKerry to this day has not SUED or even REFUTED what the Swift Boat Vets accused him of. Meanwhile, the horseass left remained silent.

Now here we are in 2006, and again suddenly the Jackal Democrit liboloon left is having orgasms all over the place on military service.

So, the question remains: exactly WHEN did you limpwristed liberals suddenly surmise that the military was important and service in it made one a “true” patriot?

Bonus question: since you jackhole neoStalinist liberals are so pantyp!ssing over :”serving” for a cause one believes in, exactly how many of you filthy RATs have volunteered YOUR TIME to build a habitat for humanity home for or the “poor” instead of sitting on your FATASSES supporting a neomarxist party that merely DOES THE JOB FOR YOU WITH OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY?

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 05:28 PM | Link to this

Sybil Bon Idiot,

Au contraire, many of you moonbats have said that Cheney should be fighting over there - along with Rumsfeld. That is an undeniable fact.

Furthermore, not that it is any of your freaking business, but my kid is only 12, so you can take your chickensquawk parrot points and stick them up your ridiculous and antiquated 1960s version of a horses’ a$$.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 05:31 PM | Link to this

Markus,

How many of these moonbats signed up to go to a civil war in Kosovo when their beloved Clinton was President?

Wars to them are nothing but opportunities to bring down our Presidents and diminish our position in the world.

To quote Sybil Bon AssHat, “I rest my case”.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 05:39 PM | Link to this

BD-

Amen. They give a damn about military service like a lost drug addict gives a damn about quitting. Now let’s see how many of these buttplug liberals step up to the plate and actually answer two direct questions. It’s really, really hard for them to do you know without spinning off into another subject…

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 05:48 PM | Link to this

Markus,

Actually some drug addicts do care about quitting, but the Left are addicted to the concept of mass national suicide.

Another analogy is that marriage was “just a piece of paper” for decades (remember Murphy Brown and all the beautiful people in Hollywood? Remember how they scorned Dan Quayle?) but now it is an absolute RIGHT and NECESSITY.

By Political Foreskin

November 4, 2006 05:48 PM | Link to this

Any declaration of war must have a nation’s ideology in sight when forming the language to justify the war. From that you can get a clear strategic mission statement for your army, so that they can plan.

Ideology is a nation’s political goals as expressed by free people living in a free nation. The only good thing about communism was that it is godless. Its the only point where our constitution and Marx met.

We are only seeing the first couple of innings of how Iraq is evolving. Iraq for Iraqis.

Not Iraq for BP oil, (a real world uncle sam).

If I propose we outlaw forever the establishment of any religion by our government in this country, what kind of commie am I?

Democrats and commies: People think that those two words are synomyms.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

BD-

Point taken about drug addicts, hence my careful wording “lost.” Regarding marriage, meh, Hollywood has mocked that enough that even liberals are saying it’s a farce and therefore gays should join in the “fun” too.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 05:56 PM | Link to this

PF-

Democrats and “commies” or not synonymous. Liberals and commies are… at least according to what they stand for. Karl Marx speaks for them starting with the “progressive” word.

By Buy Danish

November 4, 2006 05:59 PM | Link to this

PoFo,

In reality, there is no such thing as a “godless” society. Communism made their leaders their gods; Liberals defer to Darwin and others. A Utopian dream is nothing but a Marxist version of a prayer.

I won’t even bother “enlightening” you about our Constitution as you are too enamored with your own incredibly words to pay attention to what anyone else says.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 06:04 PM | Link to this

By Donut - November 4, 2006 05:28 PM - Au contraire, many of you moonbats have said that Cheney should be fighting over there - along with Rumsfeld. That is an undeniable fact.

No it’s not. Prove it.

How many of these moonbats signed up to go to a civil war in Kosovo when their beloved Clinton was President?

I don’t know. You tell me. But one thing is clear. Army officers were NOT pleading for recruits then, so your question is c-rap.

By RW-(the original)

November 4, 2006 06:12 PM | Link to this

I see that Sybil bon finchie ran out the clock again. Maybe tomorrow we’ll hear his tall tales of how a Saddam without sanctions and billions of dollars from oil revenue, along with the ability to make chemical, biological, and atomic weapons, was going to stick to simply murdering a few hundred thousand of his own people and be a peaceful force for good in the rest of the world.

It’s also a little funny that the Sybils of the world claim to care so much for innocent Iraqis now, when they really wanted to just leave them to be slaughtered.

By bon scott

November 4, 2006 06:18 PM | Link to this

By Markus - November 4, 2006 05:19 PM - I have asked this question on more than one occasion, yet no liboRAT seems to want to answer. So here it goes again: blah blah blah blah…

Markus, you ignorant twit. You apparently live in a universe where there’s a homicidal Communist (probably allied with Osama) under every… Bush.

Sorry. In the real world, that’s not true.

Stories of returning Vietnam vets getting routinely humiliated make for great scenes in “Rambo”, but it rarely happened. Viet vets attended my college. They never had a problem. (Were you even born then?)

Everybody I knew was happy when Reagan attacked Tripoli after the bombing of a Berlin disco. Khadaffi deserved it.

Everybody I know thought Operation Desert Storm was a just and noble cause. A dictator has tried to take over a neighbor. A true international coalition of the willing pushed him back. Kuwait was freed.

Now, if you want to believe that the 65% of Americans who think Bush’s Iraq occupation has never been justified are all raving Marxist-Leninists (who worship at Osama’s feet), be my guest.

It must be very exhausting and time consuming to nurse all these persecution fantasies. You have my sympathy.

Vote the Bush GOP out November 7th.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 07:20 PM | Link to this

Finchie, et. al. lib:

“Markus, you ignorant twit. You apparently live in a universe where there’s a homicidal Communist (probably allied with Osama) under every… Bush.”

Actions always speak louder than words, you good little terrorist appeasing Stalinist liberal.

“Stories of returning Vietnam vets getting routinely humiliated make for great scenes in “Rambo”, but it rarely happened. Viet vets attended my college. They never had a problem. (Were you even born then?)”

You are more than delusional. Revisionist history is one thing, but flat out denial about how our Vietnam Vets were treated is the most disgusting thing any American alive can admit to. Yeah I know you pathetic liberals are denying it with your blogs, but the truth is out there.

Read a book, idiot.

http://www.amazon.com/Homecoming-When-Soldiers-Returned-Vietnam/dp/0399133860

“Everybody I knew was happy when Reagan attacked Tripoli after the bombing of a Berlin disco. Khadaffi deserved it.”

I’m so sure. Not where I lived at the time. The protesters thought it was going to start WWIII.

“Everybody I know thought Operation Desert Storm was a just and noble cause. A dictator has tried to take over a neighbor. A true international coalition of the willing pushed him back. Kuwait was freed.”

Then either you were too young to watch Wolfman Blitzer interview those “NO BLOOD FOR OIL” freaks or you are in a state of denial, so to speak.

“Now, if you want to believe that the 65% of Americans who think Bush’s Iraq occupation has never been justified are all raving Marxist-Leninists (who worship at Osama’s feet), be my guest.”

I never said that. If I did, quote me here. You are the queen of keeping people’s comments for future reference, and don’t think for one minute I don’t know that.

“It must be very exhausting and time consuming to nurse all these persecution fantasies. You have my sympathy.”

I’m simply a reactionary to you liberals, that’s all. And if you want to lead me to believe you are some sort of moderate or centrist, you need to keep on walking, because I can sniff out a liberal even through a PC/laptop screen.

By Markus

November 4, 2006 07:37 PM | Link to this

Oh yeah, and I almost forgot…

Exactly WHEN did you limpwristed liberals suddenly decide that military service was IMPORTANT.

Exactly WHAT have you liberals done for the “poor” in a voluntary manner like VOLUNTEERING YOUR TIME for building a Habitat For Humanity Home… since you liberals are so p!ssy over the amount of non-volunteers for “Bushies” war.

ANSWER THE QUESTIONS.

By W-hater

November 5, 2006 05:41 PM | Link to this

What a waste of time you are Wooten. It really takes an idiot to think that we’ll miss a bunch of Baptist loving monkeys running around our city for MegaFest next year.

By s

November 6, 2006 08:25 AM | Link to this

I think Kerry should not have apologized for anything. He obviously meant what he said, and his excuse of a botched joke was weak. In my experience, the smartest and the brightest do not join the military. He’s right. If you can’t navigate the educational system in our country, you will end up stuck in Iraq (or wherever the Bush family is currently sending pawns). Is that troup bashing? No. They are intelligent, good, brave, hard-working soldiers who don’t deserve to die in a bad war, but let’s not pretend that equals educated.

By JP

November 6, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

Kudos sct.

Nancy Pelosi recently stated one of her early agenda items will be to crack down on “K Street,” the Abramoff/Bob Ney/Ralph Reed lobbying organization. Is such a crackdown one of her “West Coast liberal values” that Mac Collins says is too liberal for Georgia? Or do Republicans want to keep the grease flowing?

By JP

November 6, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

Mallory:

So JK f*ed up a joke. You’d rather hang out with a church leader who “didn’t use” the meth he bought from a gay prostitute? Sounds like “didn’t inhale,” doesn’t it?

Guess what, that preacher—make note!—was a Republican.