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Conflict on two fronts

By Mike Luckovich | Tuesday, January 1, 2008, 10:17 AM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

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By John in Tampa, Fla

January 1, 2008 10:55 AM | Link to this

who gives a flying f**k?

By Will

January 1, 2008 11:09 AM | Link to this

Mike, your computer tech guys have reduced the resolution on your cartoons to such an extent that for me the text on the cartoons are barely readable. Could you increase the resolution on the cartoons just a bit?

By Luckoduh

January 1, 2008 11:24 AM | Link to this

y-y-yeah, Mike, the t-t-techie nerds have reduced the r-r-rr-resolution on your c-cartoons so I cant r-r-r-read them!

but they’re not funny anyway, d-d-duhhhhh. I like cartoons with t-t-teletubbies in them (I like the g-g-gay one)

By Jaxon

January 1, 2008 11:54 AM | Link to this

Mike Lucovich is among the few very talented political cartoonists in this Country. The Journal-Constitution is indeed fortunate to have him on staff.

By mountain man

January 1, 2008 12:14 PM | Link to this

Unfortunately, every cartoon can’t be focused on our dummy-in-chief and his inept minions, as much as we like to kick his sorry a%$s around, which he so richly deserves. Every once in a while we need to come up for air and laugh at some of the other idiots in our society, which they also richly deserve.

By Jaxoff

January 1, 2008 12:16 PM | Link to this

Yes, Mike is one of the handful of real talents in journalism. It’s the highlight of my coffee time to open the newspaper and see what his mind has put together. He goes that step or two beyond what an ordinary mind would do with a news event. Most comedians simply find the common thread between two or three disparate items in the news and then simply mine humor by sewing them together. But Mike Luckovich gives it a twist that really satisfies, and remarkably it’s usually a screwball that only he could have pitched.

We maybe should applaud our hometown artist more!!

By @@

January 1, 2008 12:55 PM | Link to this

There are a lot of greens in Hollywood ml. Let’s take a look at some of the “limp asparagus Spears”:

Jane Fonda

Susan Sarandon

Tim Robbins

Danny Glover

Mike Farrell

Harry Belafonte

Sean Penn

Rosie O’Donnell

John Kusack (sp?)

Jeneane Garofalo

George Clooney

They make the news all the time, and the left hangs onto their every word.

Human vegetables, each and every one.

By getalife

January 1, 2008 1:16 PM | Link to this

“32 Dead in Suicide Bomb at Iraqi Funeral”

Starting the new year off with a bang.

RW’s CDS starts the new year with a whine.

@@ whines about Hollywood and pf starts the new year wanking.

Come on folks, lets try something new this new year.

By Midori

January 1, 2008 1:45 PM | Link to this

@@ — how many of those “vegetables” wrote books on parenting, and are parents to two talentless losers?

By Midori

January 1, 2008 1:48 PM | Link to this

again, I’m sure @@ has a “point”, but for the life of me, I can’t see it.

she must be a champion of 14 and 15 year olds getting pregnant I suppose.

Is @@ writing a book on parenting too? Is that the deal?

By Midori

January 1, 2008 1:56 PM | Link to this

after 7 years of Bush’s retarded stupidity, I’m amazed that the lunatic fringe can refer to ANYONE as a “dunce”.

By Luckoduh

January 1, 2008 1:57 PM | Link to this

And al-Gitmo is starting the year off with a hangover:

{{{{By getalife January 1, 2008 1:16 PM “32 Dead in Suicide Bomb at Iraqi Funeral” Starting the new year off with a bang.}}}}

{{{{A homicide bomber killed at least 32 men and wounded 34 others gathered in eastern Baghdad Tuesday to mourn the death of a retired Iraqi army officer, a —>Shiite<— who was slain last week in a car bombing blamed on Al Qaeda in Iraq.}}}}

This actually “good” news.

Al Qaeda, last year alone, angered the Saudis and got kicked out of that country, angered the Lebanese and got kicked out of that country, angered the Somalians and got kicked out of that country, angered the Sunnis in Iraq and got kicked out of those provinces, recently angered the Pakistanis and are about to get kicked out of their caves and now they are attacking Mookie’s people.

Has bin Laden: How about attacking Syria next?

Or maybe Egypt?

~~~~~

{{{{“We have to get rid of the dynasties in this country,” said Carol Hofmann, celebrating her 64th birthday by going to the Obama rally in Des Moines. “We’ve had the Bushes, we’ve had the Clintoons.}}}}

Ditto.

{{{{“The candidate people see as the front runner is very, very divisive and I think she’s dangerous. I voted for Bill Clintoon. The Thing wouldn’t have been elected a senator without him. It sure wouldn’t be running for president if It wasn’t married to him.” She added: “It probably has a list a mile long of people It would like to stick the knife into.”}}}}

Bwa.

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 2:02 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 2:02 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 2:02 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 2:02 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 2:02 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 2:02 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse

By Luckoduh

January 1, 2008 2:15 PM | Link to this

{{{{The fissures started to show in 2007: Prominent French physicist Claude Allegre called Gore a crook and equates Gore’s French followers with religious zealots. Weather Channel founder and meteorologist John Coleman said man made global warming is “the greatest scam in history.” Gore continued to duck open invitations to debate his theory. More than 400 scientists disputed the man made global warming claims.}}}}

{{{{Though they were shut out of the meeting, dissenting scientists were able to get a bit of media attention at the December climate conference in Bali.}}}}

{{{{Richard Lindzen, professor of atmospheric science at Massachusetts Institute of Technology, told us that it will take several years for the climate change scare to finally die. But the death spiral will begin at some point, and it looks like the spinning will start in ‘08.}}}}

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr, damn, it’s cold outside.

~~~~~

Palette cleanse, Bwa.

Polly: No one is disputing that you are the Blog Champion Wanker and Troll, why must you work so hard to prove it?

Nothing better to do?

That’s rather sad.

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 2:19 PM | Link to this

Wis. and Tennessee have a barn burner going, but of course it’s the only bowl game not on digital network, but analog cable. curses.

By getalife

January 1, 2008 2:33 PM | Link to this

obl spewed to attack the Sunnis and Israel duh.

Damn shame w surrendered to him but the next Dem President will not cut and run after we are attacked again.

By getalife

January 1, 2008 2:46 PM | Link to this

And now for some really great news

By mike

January 1, 2008 2:52 PM | Link to this

Typical hypocrisy from Mikey. The AJC covers all of that crap too, not too mention such important stories as the “buckhead madam” or stories abpout how some idiot hippies are abusing their town council to try to get Bush impeached.

The AJC is the same fountain of garbage, Mikey. Get over yourselves.

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 3:02 PM | Link to this

TOUCHDOWN MICHIGAN!

pretty

By Luckoduh

January 1, 2008 3:06 PM | Link to this

President Thompson, telling it like it is:

{{{{It said, “We must once again make human rights a centerpiece of US foreign policy and a core element of our conception of democracy.” Would you disagree with that? Are you going to have a foreign policy under a Thompson administration that basically puts human rights over everything?}}}}

{{{{FT: First of all, I have no idea what “she’s” saying.}}}}

{{{{JB: Most people don’t.}}}}

{{{{FT: What does that mean? I mean, we’ve seen how “she” reacts when “she” gets that second, thrice and fourth question. “She” accuses people of ganging up on “her” and ‘gotcha politics.’}}}}}

{{{{But they also need to think about this: when our worst enemy is sittin’ down at the table trying to figure out if our leadership is tough, if our leadership is serious or our leadership is credible when they tell them what they are going to do, when they are trying to figure out how much they can get away with in terms of endangering our country for their own purposes. Who do Americans want sitting on the other side of the table? Now that’s the question, that’s the grownup question that Republicans and Democrats alike need to ask themselves. And that’s the one that I want them to think about. You know we’ll deal with sHrillary when the times comes, if that’s what fate has in store. But let’s keep our eye on the ball.}}}}

Deal.

By @@

January 1, 2008 3:13 PM | Link to this

Hello Midori and Getalife.

(((@@ whines about Hollywood)))

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t ml’s cartoon about two Hollywooders?

(((@@ — how many of those “vegetables” wrote books on parenting, and are parents to two talentless losers?)))

Sarandon, Robbins, Kusack and Penn have an abundance of talent but I’m not too impressed with their intellect. Sarandon, by far is the most intelligent of the bunch.

I don’t know anything about the Spears girls but you prove my point. Liberals follow Hollywooders. Did their mother write a book and where, by the way, is your liberal compassion for young Jamie?

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 3:47 PM | Link to this

What a game! Florida not rolling over. It’s anybody’s game. What a treat!

By Evelyn Baker

January 1, 2008 4:23 PM | Link to this

Susan Sarandon has kept her looks longer than any woman I can think of. She was always so beautiful. Field goal michigan. What a game. I have no idea who’s going to win this. I cant believe how lucky we are.

By Midori

January 1, 2008 5:35 PM | Link to this

as long as people speak against Bush’s many atrocities and ineptness, you will never be impressed by their “intellect”.

Hoping you gain some enlightenment in this new year. Doubt it, tho.

By Luckoduh

January 1, 2008 5:49 PM | Link to this

{{{{Has bin Laden said it best. His people will follow the strong horse. If, after years of stumbling and bumbling, the enduring strength and eventual wisdom of the American people can enter into the belly of the Islamist world, overturn tyrants, empower the Muslim people with peaceable and prosperous ways and intimidate two Islamist nuclear aspirants to renounce their pretensions, we will show ourselves to be the strong horse. Thereby we will hasten the day when the terrorist pretensions will fall on deaf Muslim ears and the threat of Islamist terrorism will begin to recede.}}}}

Or we could run like sissies and embolden the cutthroat child killing terrorists.

~~~~~~

{{{{Clinton was always wrong to claim her husband’s experience as her own, while Obama sounds merely silly pretending that having family in another country qualifies him in foreign affairs. One presumes an electorate without memory; the other panders to an audience of none.}}}}

{{{{Neither inspires much confidence.}}}}

By Grand Poobah

January 1, 2008 6:15 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse.

By Grand Poobah

January 1, 2008 6:15 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse.

By Grand Poobah

January 1, 2008 6:15 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse.

By Grand Poobah

January 1, 2008 6:15 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse.

By Grand Poobah

January 1, 2008 6:15 PM | Link to this

Palette cleanse.

By Grand Poobah

January 1, 2008 6:16 PM | Link to this

Moron.

By Mrs. Godzilla

January 1, 2008 6:18 PM | Link to this

EEEK!

Spears sisters! Hide the “tweens!

Great commentary though on the state of American Media.

Happy New Year!

By Mrs. Godzilla

January 1, 2008 6:24 PM | Link to this

Was catching up on the news when I saw this quote from Mike Huckabee on his foreign intelligence knowledge,

“The point I’m trying to make is that, on the campaign trail, nobody’s going to be able, if they’ve been campaigning as hard as we have been, to keep up with every single thing, from what happened to Britney last night to who won “Dancing with the Stars.”

Topical at least.

By getalife

January 1, 2008 6:48 PM | Link to this

Gomer Pyle for President with no foreign policy knowlege like w?

Come on wingnuts.

By RW-(the original)

January 1, 2008 7:28 PM | Link to this

I know how much you moonbat(ic)s® like top ten lists of lies so allow me to provide you some reading material.

Keith Olbermann’s Top Ten Lies of 2007

Now that had to have been one tough list to pare down to ten.

Happy New Year!

By Luckoduh

January 2, 2008 8:07 AM | Link to this

O.K, if the Urinal doesn’t want to publish good news about Iraq then I will, geez:

{{{{Two extremists were detained after members of Troop C, 3rd Squadron, 1st Cavalry Regiment observed the men acting suspiciously near Jisr Diyala on a road frequently used by Coalition Forces, Dec. 26. “Aviation saw two individuals hiding on the side of the road where IEDs always go off,” said 1st Lt. Christian Hoempler, the second platoon leader for Troop C. “They led us right to them, but as we approached, they ran.” The two men were detained and later identified as high-value individuals – numbers three and five – on the 3rd Squadron’s most wanted list.}}}}

{{{{Coalition forces detained 21 suspects today during operations targeting al-Qaeda in central and northern Iraq. In Kirkuk, Coalition forces captured two wanted individuals believed to be involved in improvised explosive device attacks against Coalition forces…Nearby, Coalition forces captured another wanted individual believed to be an al-Qaeda in Iraq senior leader of the network operating in the Kirkuk province. The wanted individual is reportedly associated with numerous senior terrorists and foreign terrorist facilitators operating throughout the region, many of them who were recently killed or captured through successful Coalition forces operations…During a series of operations south of Samarra, Coalition forces detained five suspected terrorists while targeting associates of the al-Qaeda network operating in the Raga village area. The targeted individuals are believed to be associated with al-Qaeda in Iraq senior leaders, to include foreign terrorist facilitators, and have allegedly facilitated their movement into the area….Coalition forces also detained 12 suspected terrorists during operations in Mosul targeting associates of the al-Qaeda in Iraq leadership in the city.}}}}

{{{{Multi-National Division - Baghdad troops arrested three suspected extremists after receiving a tip from a local citizen on their whereabouts in the Doura neighborhood in southeastern Baghdad Dec. 28.}}}}

By Luckoduh

January 2, 2008 8:37 AM | Link to this

Look at little Proppie @ 8:28 calling Al Qaeda a “paramilitary force” and lumping them in with the brave soldiers of the United States, calling them baby killers, again.

Is there no depth that a degenerate POS liberal will sink to?

Gonna go to the airport and spit on some returning soldiers scumbag “IN THE NEWS?”

~~~~~

{{{{While al Qaeda in Iraq can still launch suicide missions, such acts now serve only to further alienate the Iraqi people, who’ve come to hate the grisly foreign interlopers with a passion you have to encounter first-hand to appreciate.}}}}

{{{{That fundamental change in outlook, especially among Sunni Arabs, may well mark last year as Islamist terrorism’s high-water mark, the point at which fellow Muslims by the tens of millions publicly rejected the message and methods of self-styled holy warriors who revel in the slaughter of the innocent.}}}}

{{{{In 2007 we saw how superficial Muslim support really was for al Qaeda and its ilk. We learned that bloodthirsty fanatics who invoke religion can - and will - be defeated.}}}}

{{{{And we should have learned the utility of fighting, instead of letting liberal-elite America-haters inflict their defeatist agenda on our country and the world.}}}}

By w00t

January 2, 2008 9:10 AM | Link to this

Oh, the Iraq war, how pointless you are.

No links to 9/11

No WMD

No Peace

No Slam Dunk

Not $50 billion in total cost

Not six months

No “mission accomplished” or “major combat operations ended”

These are just a few. And we’re supposed to trust the Republicans for another four years with their abysmal track record?

“Vote for us and you’ll be more safe”? Safer how? Safer because you’ve decided to spy on me, and take away my civil liberties? Safer because you have tried to frighten me with the fear of the Al-Queade boogey man on a daily basis? More safe that you’ve managed to p** off the rest of the world?

Well, we don’t believe you anymore. Your resume shows that you’re not qualified for the position.

{{{{In 2004 we saw how superficial Evangelical support really was for the Republican party and its ilk. We learned that bloodthirsty fanatics who invoke religion can - and will - be defeated.}}}}

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 9:41 AM | Link to this

IN THE FEVER SWAMPS,

Just out of curiosity are you making the claim, in your 9:17, that jamming the ability of people trying to have a discussion or relay information in a timely fashion is a criminal action?

If so please turn yourself in to the nearest detention facility since excessive links slow this board to a crawl effectively jamming it.

~~~~~~

Wouldn’t you hate to be the poor sap that gives that clown a computer and a paycheck?

By Anonymous

January 2, 2008 9:47 AM | Link to this

Typical of you, RW, to defend Republican vote-blocking efforts by whining about someone having the temerity to point it out.

It’s smart that you don’t try to defend the indefensible… but it’s sadly transparent how you try to change the subject. Another swing and a miss from our favorite wiff-batter.

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 9:52 AM | Link to this

Iraq:

Almost 4,000 US soldiers dead.

Over 30,000 Iraqi citizens dead.

A bizillion dollars wasted.

Gee, I didn’t know that was our mission…but, as they say, “mission accomplished”.

Gosh, I can’t wait to see W’s next mission.

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 9:54 AM | Link to this

Annie,

If you read the article it goes over multiple allegations from both parties and also says the Democrat congress is dragging it’s feet on a bill to do something about it.

By the way, you do realize that it’s 2008 don’t you? That breaking news story is six freaking years old.

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 10:01 AM | Link to this

Here’s a question for the Progressives here…

If one truly is Curious can they be a Republican?

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 10:01 AM | Link to this

I notice Pakistan is not on the front burner any longer. Are things getting better there or is it already yeaterday’s news?

I hardly think neither Bhutto’s 19 year old son nor her husband is going to command the following she had.

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 10:02 AM | Link to this

Since 2002 is so vitally important here in 2008 I’m sure 2004 is even more pressing. Here are just a few acrions in 2004.

{{{{{Misleading telephone calls made by Democrat operatives targeting Republican voters in Ohio with the wrong date for the election and faulty polling place information.}}}}}

{{{{{Intimidating and deceiving mailings and telephone calls paid for by the DNC threatening Republican volunteers in Florida with legal action.}}}}}

{{{{{Union-coordinated intimidation and violence campaign targeting Republican campaign offices and volunteers resulting in a broken arm for a GOP volunteer in Florida.}}}}}

By getalife

January 2, 2008 10:04 AM | Link to this

“Remember how Fred Thompson was going to jump in the race, and a grateful nation would shower his campaign with millions of dollars over the internet?

Then remember how it didn’t happen, and that he only expected the online stuff to come in because he was too lazy to raise it any other way?

Remember how he thought that just saying he’d raise money like Dean, that money would come in?

And then Chris Matthews thought Thompson smelled sexy?

And then the person to raise all the online money was Ron Paul?

Remember all that?

Yeah, me too. Hilarious — ” kos

Kos is laughing at you duh.

Gomer Pyle and Clinton are leading in Iowa.

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 10:08 AM | Link to this

Kansas GOP Chair Sends Email Boasting of Voter Caging

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 10:13 AM | Link to this

How To Rig a Republican Election (or Two)

By getalife

January 2, 2008 10:16 AM | Link to this

Bush signed the last piece of legislation on New Years Eve.

“Bush signs the Open Government Act in semi-secrecy”

Bwa.

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 10:21 AM | Link to this

Legal voters thrown off rolls

By Luckoduh

January 2, 2008 10:32 AM | Link to this

{{{{By getalife January 2, 2008 10:04 AM Kos is laughing at you duh.}}}}

al-Gitmo: I believe I said Thompson was going to be elected president not raise more money than the Chinese/ Big Business Clintoon Conglomeration.

I’m sure if Fred was a bald faced criminal with the pinko media carrying the water for him, he would be knocking down piles of money too, like the Clintoons are.

Nope, instead he’s just being honest himself and his ideas and not pandering to every slack jawed dimwit that can be fooled by the BS.

We’ll find out how far honesty goes in America.

And then I’ll be the one laughing at you.

Bwa.

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 10:37 AM | Link to this

Is there any truth to the rumor that after W’s presidency Laura is going to move to New York, establish residency, run for the Senate and then make a presidential run in 2016?

Oh well, that is so far fetched it couldn’t possibibly be true.

That would be like an actor running for president and we all know that could never happen.

By w00t

January 2, 2008 10:45 AM | Link to this

Every time Fred licks his lips he earns another dollar donation.

By getalife

January 2, 2008 11:02 AM | Link to this

Ron Paul will get more votes than lazy fred.

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 11:10 AM | Link to this

This toon has a higher disapproval rating than W. Yikes and gadzooks!!!

By getalife

January 2, 2008 11:10 AM | Link to this

Edwards has stayed up all night campaigning in Iowa.

lazy fred could never do that.

“Giuliani’s New War Strategy: Afghanistan Troop Surge.”

Hey stupid, w surrendered.

“9/11 Committee Chairs: We Were Stonewalled By The CIA”

Ya think?

By getalife

January 2, 2008 11:52 AM | Link to this

“Mitt Romney isn’t the only character all over the place on issues. Take Arianna Huffington, for example. Her first foray into the Internet was a website called Resignation.com, which called for the resignation of President Bill Clinton and was a rallying place for conservatives opposing Clinton. And now, she claims to have embraced spirituality.”

There ya go RW.

Just a little something for your CDS.

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 12:05 PM | Link to this

getalife,

I understand why you don’t want to allow any discussion of Senator Clinton, but the dunce is running for President based on her running the White House during Billy Jeff’s terms.

Well that and corkscrewing into airports with Sinbad.

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 12:14 PM | Link to this

This is just my opinion, but I still feel no matter who wins the presidency, WE LOSE.

By getalife

January 2, 2008 12:15 PM | Link to this

“Dunce” would be gomer pyle, the wingnut candidate.

After the w disaster, I doubt a governor with no foreign policy experience will get elected.

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 12:27 PM | Link to this

getalife,

I’ll make you a couple of predictions. The Republicans won’t nominate Huckabee and the Democrats will nominate Edwards whose foreign policy experience is limited to knowing what countries have the best hair care products.

By mountain man

January 2, 2008 12:34 PM | Link to this

I chuckle at Duh’s sense of logic. Every time we have a chilly day he says there ain’t no such thing as global warming. After every nocturnal emission he probably concludes that he’s a hit with the chicks as well.

Back to the Spears sisters. They’re spoiled, entitled, self-absorbed, selfish, and never think about the effects of their actions on anyone else. Sounds like the principles of the Republican Party itself

By getalife

January 2, 2008 12:37 PM | Link to this

RW,

Nope.

It will be gomer pyle vs Clinton.

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 12:40 PM | Link to this

HUCKABEE CHAIRMAN: ‘I WANT TO KNOCK OUT ROMNEY’S TEETH’

I think Arianna could take Matt, with one hand tied behind her back!

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 12:44 PM | Link to this

mountain man,

The younger Spears child had sex, consensual sex I might add, with her boyfriend and is letting the baby live. Really brutal stuff, eh?

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 12:45 PM | Link to this

U.S. Economy: Manufacturing Shrinks Most Since 2003

By getalife

January 2, 2008 12:49 PM | Link to this

The Spears support w.

Nuff said.

“Gold rose above $850 becoming the first commodity to reach a new record on the first session of new year, followed by oil which sprinted past the $100 level, also setting a record.”

Love the gold price but oil price sux.

By getalife

January 2, 2008 12:52 PM | Link to this

“Here comes the world’s newest superpower. The rest of the world is gloomily contemplating economic slowdown and even recession. Not in Beijing. China is set to make 2008 the year it asserts its status as a global colossus by flexing frightening economic muscle on international markets, enjoying unprecedented levels of domestic consumption and showcasing itself to a watching world with a glittering £20bn Olympic Games.”

OMG, the commies are ruling the world.

Way to go pinkos.

By mike

January 2, 2008 12:59 PM | Link to this

Hey I like the Spears sisters. Most of these oldmen want Brit but cant have her. So the next best thing is to try and take her money by giving her kids to a clown with no talent and no job. Now they can go after the younger sister. People get pregnant every day. Why so much news in her case. Are those guys made cause they could not have her also?

By Luckoduh

January 2, 2008 1:05 PM | Link to this

{{{{By mountain man January 2, 2008 12:34 PM I chuckle at Duh’s sense of logic. Every time we have a chilly day he says there ain’t no such thing as global warming. After every nocturnal emission he probably concludes that he’s a hit with the chicks as well.}}}}

mountain woman: So what is a “nocturnal emission?” I have no idea.

Hang one minute while I look it up.

-

-

You little freak, have you ever thought about getting some during the day?

Geez.

Brrrrrrrrr, damn, it’s cold outside.

~~~~~

Now remember how many times we heard from the Code Pinkos what a foreign policy genius Joe Biden is:

{{{{“We have a number of candidates who are well-intentioned but don’t understand Pakistan,” Biden said at a campaign event Tuesday. “One of the leading candidates — God love It.”}}}}

{{{{“There are good people running,” continued the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, who has made his foreign policy credentials a centerpiece of his long shot presidential bid. “But to say Musharraf is up for election! Musharraf was elected — fairly or unfairly — president six months ago. It’s about a parliamentary election!”}}}}

Maybe It could corkscrew into Peshawar with Sinbad on a fact finding mission.

Since it is so clueless.

~~~~~

Their server is slammed so I can’t link but there is story coming out of Des Moines, Iowa abut a Holiday Inn offering an HRC, a Hillary Meal Deal in a knockoff KFC bucket that says “two large thighs and two small breasts” on it.

Bwa.

By Grand Poobah

January 2, 2008 1:06 PM | Link to this

The grand poobah is pleased with RW/duhng today. I’m amazed at RW/Duhng’s meteoric rise to blog-trolls-of-the-day with their metamorphic metaphor turning the Journal into a Urinal. Why, they postively went medieval on the AJC. This original, never-gets-old pun reflects on their mothers who potty-trained them into the sticky keyboards they are today. It’s understandable. RW spends alot of time unzipping files and all; add a mouse and you can see how it could all come together so well.

But the important thing is that they’re out there, hacking Rushannity, stealing metaphors, misreading news flashes, wishing they were Connie Chung.

They’re good trolls, not our best trolls, but they’re on the blog, 24/7, reinventing the art of punmaking.

I decree, as grand poobah, that RW/Duhng is the troll of the day!!

Props!

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 1:33 PM | Link to this

Well, her vast and deep knowledge was easily blown away by poking around on Google for 10 or 20 minutes. Her vast and deep knowledge was in fact entirely wrong. The only thing vast and deep about the Clinton machine is its tendency to lie and toss out vast and deep quantities of BS.

{{{{{And saying “Well, his party is on the ballot” is true, but it’s also irrelevant. The now postponed Pakistani election won’t replace Musharraf and never would have. It’s about parliament and the prime minister job. Hillary didn’t know what she was talking about.}}}}}

{{{{{Hillary Clinton made a series of major mistakes on a major story, mistakes that show that she doesn’t know the story as well as she claims to. She ought to own up to that, get up to speed on the story, and make amends. That’s what normal people do. But that’s never been the Clinton MO. They’ll trot out their army of spinners to lie through their teeth to the American people, just like they did for 8 years when they had power.}}}}}

Please nominate this dolt.

By Midori

January 2, 2008 1:42 PM | Link to this

Again, after supporting and still supporting the biggest retard in history to ever occupy the WH, calling anyone a “dolt” is a huge stretch.

Maybe that’s what draws them to him?

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 1:48 PM | Link to this

Heard this on the Tampa news at lunch: A man was arrested in Hudson, FL for running a marujuana grow house. His last name was Stoner. The newscasters couldn’t stop laughing.

By The Scales

January 2, 2008 1:50 PM | Link to this

Hillary incorrect regarding pakistan election details.

Vs.

Bush and Co - we’ll be there a few weeks tops, the oil will pay for the war, we’ll be greeted as liberators.

And the Scales say:

Bush bull$hit still the biggest!

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 1:54 PM | Link to this

Scotland Yard has agreed to investigate the Bhutto assasination at the request of Pakistan. This should prove to be interesting. I notice they didn’t ask the USA for help…I guess they want the truth.

By Luckoduh

January 2, 2008 1:56 PM | Link to this

Gosh, who would have thought there could be so much good news coming from Iraq, considering the Urinal only reports the bad:

{{{{Coalition forces targeted an individual who reportedly trained criminals to perform attacks on Coalition and Iraqi forces. He allegedly facilitated the training of numerous criminals in guerilla warfare. He is assessed to be an associate of several other senior-level criminal element leaders who are involved in attacks on Coalition forces.}}}}

{{{{Coalition forces killed three terrorists and detained 11 suspects Tuesday and Wednesday during operations targeting al-Qaeda in central and northern Iraq.}}}}

{{{{COMBAT OUTPOST CLEARY — Soldiers of the 1st Battalion, 15th Infantry Regiment, attended an Iraqi holiday feast at the home of the head sheik of the Mada’in Qada, Sheik Nouri, Dec. 27, in Al Ja’ara.}}}}

{{{{CAMP LIBERTY — Community leaders, Iraqi Police and supporting Coalition forces met recently here to celebrate securing Aqur Quf, a town in the district of Abu Ghraib near Baghdad.}}}}

Or is it “good” news to Code Pinko when Al Qaeda blows up innocent women and children?

By getalife

January 2, 2008 1:59 PM | Link to this

John,

JB Stoner?

RW,

I remember w did not know the General in Pakistan’s name.

By rushncap

January 2, 2008 2:00 PM | Link to this

Did RW ask out Hillary and get rejected, or something? Is there another reason for his constant whining about her? Is he just feeling even less of a man than usual? Sigh….

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 2:02 PM | Link to this

Scoreboard errrr Scaly,

I’m not sure you’ve heard but President Bush isn’t on the ballot.

Where’s our latest prayer vs global warming report?

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 2:03 PM | Link to this

Robert Stoner. Ironic, don’t you think.

Hell, W is so stupid he thought General Electric worked at the pentagon.

By rushncap

January 2, 2008 2:06 PM | Link to this

To be fair, John, General Electric probably has more clout at the Pentagon than any actual general…

By The Scales

January 2, 2008 2:25 PM | Link to this

Is there still an idiot out there who needs to be told the score between prayer and global warming?

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 2:25 PM | Link to this

Did rushncap ask out a picture of Hillary and get rejected?

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 2:25 PM | Link to this

You are probably right rushncap…I am sure that’s what confused W.

By rushncap

January 2, 2008 2:28 PM | Link to this

I see RWs New Year’s resolution wasn’t “develop a sense of humor”. ..

By John in Tampa, FLA

January 2, 2008 2:33 PM | Link to this

So ML, did you steal the Spears idea from the 2 ladies or did they steal the idea from you? I notice thier blog is also about the younger, knocked up Spears girl. Do you also consult each other on what to wear each day?

On a side note, my flight from ATL to Tampa last night was all over the place because of the wind. It was like an old “E” ride at Disney. At least with the wind the usual one hour/ten minute fly time was only 15 minutes. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. You could tell what everyone had to drink because we were wearing it when we landed.

By getalife

January 2, 2008 3:18 PM | Link to this

Great minds……..

“Mukasey named John Durham, a federal prosecutor in Connecticut, to oversee the case. Durham has a reputation as one of the nation’s most relentless prosecutors. He served as an outside prosecutor overseeing an investigation into the FBI’s use of mob informants in Boston and helped send several Connecticut public officials to prison.”

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 3:29 PM | Link to this

From San Jose Mercur News:

ATLANTA—A television reporter turned political candidate said he plans to remain on a small scaffold near the top of a tower to focus attention on his long-shot bid to unseat a U.S. senator.

Dale Cardwell was hoisted more than 300 feet up the Corey Tower near downtown Atlanta on Tuesday morning. He said he expects to remain there “for days,” sleeping in an insulated sleeping bag and eating military rations. A Webcam tracks his limited movements. Overnight temperatures are expected to drop into the 20s.

Cardwell, who hopes to unseat Republican Saxby Chambliss, said he thinks the publicity stunt won’t hurt his credibility, but will make people curious about his message: that politicians should pay more attention to the concerns of working people and less to those of wealthy corporate interests.

Cardwell faces DeKalb County chief executive Vernon Jones in the Democratic primary July 15.

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 3:32 PM | Link to this

Great minds or did it just hit the front page at the Huff and Puff

Sheep!

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{{{{{After the procession’s last float inched out to start along the parade’s 5 1/2-mile route, a group of more than 100 anti-war protesters marched behind it, including Sheehan. Parade watchers sitting in the grandstand booed and yelled at the protesters.}}}}}

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rushncap, isn’t it about time you made some attempt at growing up?

By RW-(the original)

January 2, 2008 3:46 PM | Link to this

What about complaints about CEOs earning so much more than the average worker? Before looking at CEOs, let’s look at another area of huge pay differences. According to Forbes’ Celebrity 100 list, Oprah Winfrey earned $260 million. Even if her makeup person or cameraman earned $100,000, she earns thousands of times what they earn. Among the celebrities earning hundreds or thousands of times more than the people who work with them are: Steven Spielberg ($110 million), Tiger Woods ($100 million), Jay Leno ($32 million) and Dr. Phil ($30 million). According to Forbes, the top 10 celebrities and athletes earned an average of $116 million in 2004 compared to an average of $59 million earned by the top 10 corporate CEOs.

{{{{{When Jack Welch became General Electric’s CEO in 1981, the company was worth about $14 billion. Through hiring and firing, buying and selling decisions, Welch turned the company around and when he retired 20 years later, GE was worth nearly $500 billion. What’s a CEO worth for such an achievement? If Welch was paid a measly one-half of a percent of GE’s increase in value, his total compensation would have come to nearly $2.5 billion, instead of the few hundred million that he actually received.}}}}}

I’ll take Professor Williams’ economic advice over a reporter too stupid to come in out of the cold.

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 3:50 PM | Link to this

Oh No!

Using news from the front page of the Huffington Post!

Why they should be boiled in their own pudding!

BTW, it hit TPM at 2:30.

Waiting for the MSM keeps you in the slow lane. (Y’all stay right, we’re pulling ahead!)

By Midori

January 2, 2008 4:00 PM | Link to this

In The News - we are expected to get our news and updates from those great bastions of all things journalistically acceptable Michelle Malkin and Brent Bozell.

Get with the program, will ya!!!

By IN THE NEWS

January 2, 2008 4:04 PM | Link to this

This Professor Williams?

{{{Williams, Walter (Prof. of Economics & tobacco industry ally (TIMN0379714)) Professor of economics at George Mason University

Writes that government-imposed smoking restrictions potentially interfere with property rights, and may therefore be an unconstitutional usurpation of government power. Apparently originated the “property rights” argument for the industry. Also wrote/fronted op-eds for the industry published in the Wasthington Times and the New York Tribune.}}}

Smoke em. if ya got ‘em.

By getalife

January 2, 2008 4:05 PM | Link to this

We broke this news before the cable networks.

Try to keep up RW.

By rushncap

January 2, 2008 4:07 PM | Link to this

RW, contrary to your apparent delusion, everyone grows up at the same rate, physically. As for mentally, I could be your great granddad, so why does it matter to you?

And maybe I was wrong about RW and a sense of humor. He seems to be quoting townhall.com as an authoritative source on reality. That’s… I mean, that’s kinda funny, right?

By getalife

January 2, 2008 4:12 PM | Link to this

CNN and MSNBC reported this story.

fixed noise bashes Clinton.

Pathetic.

By Midori

January 2, 2008 4:21 PM |