Mike Luckovich

By Mad As Zell (American Right Male)

October 5, 2007 7:00 AM | Link to this

Here we go again…another shameless vicious anti-American smear attack on our President and our military by the moonbat pinko traitors in the editorial “newsroom” at the Al-Jazeera Crapstitution/New Yuck Tymes South. You slimy liberal bomb-throwing character assassins never quit, just endless attack after attack after attack on Bush and the troops. You commie pinko morons hate Bush to the point that you’ve all become depraved and demented with anger and jealousy and would rather undercut and undermine the noble and valiant efforts of our military to win a critical war against a brutal barbaric savage enemy. Enemy combatants in U.S. custody may face nothing more than a little momentary discomfort from a little waterboarding but hostages in Al-Qadea custody usually meet a brutal savage death by beheading.

Which is worse: waterboarding or beheading? For you left-wing lunatics the worst scenario for you is the thought of America winning the war against islamafacism. You anti-Bush, anti-military, anti-USA idiots would rather live under the brutal rule of islamic facists than support your own nation and its military. These days, the LOONEY LEFT MEDIA (New Yuck Tymes, Atlanta Urinal-Constipation, etc.) is quicker to run anti-American, anti-US Military propaganda than even the Al-Jazeera network.

Maybe we need to add left-wing agitators and propagandists to the official list of enemy combatants and terrorist organizations. Bin Laden doesn’t need hand-delivered videotapes to spread his deadly anti-American propaganda when he can just use the liberal media in America to do his dirty bidding for him.

By Luckoduh

October 5, 2007 8:04 AM | Link to this

Dear George W Bush: Please allow me to reminded you that the common panty waist anti American liberal defines torture as an inmate at Gitmo receiving his chef prepared eggs benedict a bit on the runny side.

Of course we are “torturing” the same savages that airplane bombed the World Trade Centers, duh, you idiots.

You know these cry baby liberals are going to sob and shriek no matter we do, I say we use this opportunity to bring back the “rack” and start stretching some of these scumbag terrorists out.

The koward pinkos are going to whine anyway.

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Damn, Wooten caught Getalife snooping around spying on “illegal” water users:

{{{{My Big Brother fear is the Neighborhood Water-Watch Gestapo, mobilized during droughts to track down and punish offenders for some minor perceived rule-breaking offense, Get a life.}}}}

What else are you doing out there in the shadows, pervert, you freaking Craig?

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{{{{IRAQ DEVELOPMENTS- Car bombs, meanwhile, struck Iraqi civilians in Baghdad and the northern city of Tal Afar, with at least 31 people killed or found dead nationwide._Urinal}}}}

“31 people killed or found dead nationwide,” about the same number that you’d expect to see in any American population of 25,000,000 people. But isn’t this so convenient for the kowards at the Urinal, find victims of domestic disputes, card game scuffles, gangsta rap idiocy, add them all up and blame it on America.

What the heck, let’s count in Atlanta homicide victims to the “URINAL IRAQ DEVLOPMENT” running total and will really get the number to start adding up.

By Mrs. Godzilla

October 5, 2007 8:05 AM | Link to this

I leave this subject to THE expert.

“Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.”

“Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.”

“What shall it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul.”

“For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and he who humbles himself will be exalted.”

By Luckoduh

October 5, 2007 8:06 AM | Link to this

{{{{NATION IN BRIEF: Senate seeks $1 billion NASA boost, while simultaneously taking a break from federal “deficit” scare mongering}}}}

Wanna see the laugh line of the day?:

{{{{“NASA is being starved,” said Sen. Bill Nelson (D-Fla.)}}}}}

Or drowned, depending on where the space shuttle crash lands.

Being a Conservative, not a conservative of Amvet’s definition, but a true Conservative, allow me to show you a headline that would originate from a normal, sane America of my choosing:

{{{{NASA Defunds Hanson’s Junk Science, Uses Monies To Increase Shuttle Safety}}}}

Yeah, like that will ever happen, especially with Compassionate George sucking up to the kowards like a drunken $2 lush.

No, we live in a world where NO FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PROGRAM WILL EVER BE CUT, NO MATTER HOW WASTEFUL, USELESS OR NASTY THAT IT IS, you will always read about how these parasites in government need MORE money, not less, God Forbid.

Imagine you running a business like that, where you built and sold tables for a living but 50% of your budget was squandered by some as-shole elite floating around in the ocean with a thermometer doing the NATIONAL ATMOSPHERIC AND OCEANIC ADMINISTRATION’S JOB, who would you hit up for the more money every year with your who-rehouse sales pitch, the customers?

You wouldn’t have any customers, duh.

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{{{{Medicaid — Estimates of fraud and waste in this program, according to the Heritage Foundation, run between $15-$25 billion annually.}}}}

For the sake of numbers, let’s just say that right now, MedicAid, a government subsidized health care plan in it’s purest form, provides health insurance for 25% of the U.S. population. If liberals were to expand government funded health care to 100% coverage, which is what they all want to do, that would put fraud and waste at 1 TRILLION dollars every year.

As it stands now, with Medicare spending 210 Billion a year and wasting 25 Billion, what private business has 11% of it’s budget written off as a total loss every year?

Duh.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 8:07 AM | Link to this

{{{{{ By Buy.Danish October 4, 2007 11:26 AM | Link to this In the News, quit Connie Chunging-up this blog}}}}}

Thanks.

That is quite a compliment from someone who is alternately “Jeff Gannon-ing” and “Mortimer Snerd-ing” on this blog.

All 3, with something stuck up their butts.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 8:09 AM | Link to this

Gen. Petraeus Warns Against Using Torture

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 8:10 AM | Link to this

It’s Our Cage, Too Torture Betrays Us and Breeds New Enemies By Charles C. Krulak and Joseph P. Hoar Charles C. Krulak was commandant of the Marine Corps from 1995 to 1999. Joseph P. Hoar was commander in chief of U.S. Central Command from 1991 to 1994.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 8:12 AM | Link to this

Religious Leaders Urge U.S. to Ban Torture

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 8:15 AM | Link to this

RETIRED GENERALS AGAINST TORTURE Brigadier General David M. Brahms (Ret. USMC) Brigadier General James Cullen (Ret. USA) Brigadier General Evelyn P. Foote (Ret. USA) Lieutenant General Robert Gard (Ret. USA) Vice Admiral Lee F. Gunn (Ret. USN) Rear Admiral Don Guter (Ret. USN) General Joseph Hoar (Ret. USMC) Rear Admiral John D. Hutson (Ret. USN) Lieutenant General Claudia Kennedy (Ret. USA) General Merrill McPeak (Ret. USAF) Major General Melvyn Montano (Ret. USAF Nat. Guard) General John Shalikashvili (Ret. USA)

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 8:28 AM | Link to this

It is torture every time Dubya is on the TV news, saying some asinine cowboy gobbledy-gook, week after week…

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 8:34 AM | Link to this

LOL Goldie! I thought the same thing when I saw this cartoon! It’s torture for me just hearing his voice!

I can’t see the whole cartoon too clearly on my computer this morning. Is that a terrorist wrapped in a flag? What is that sticking out of the flag, that’s what I can’t see.

Thanks!

By @@

October 5, 2007 8:36 AM | Link to this

What’s with the pointy hood ml?

The 15-year-old boy was hanged from an electricity pole on Sunday in the Sangin district of the southern province of Helmand and the five-dollar bill stuffed into his mouth, said the district’s chief, Mohammad Wali.

(((Wali blamed the execution of the boy, named Zainullah, on the Taliban, saying villagers reported that the rebels were involved. The extremist Taliban carried out similar executions during its 1996-2001 hold of government.)))

(((“Taliban simply hanged him because they found a five-dollar note in his pocket,” Wali said.)))

It could be said that this announcement is paid for and supported by you Mike Luckovich.

By Senator Craig (REPUBLICAN)

October 5, 2007 8:43 AM | Link to this

You know whats torture for my fellow Republicans? This………

I WILL NOT RESIGN!

By john from tampa, fla

October 5, 2007 8:47 AM | Link to this

This cartoon didn’t come across the internet edition very clearly and it is hard to get the point. The AJC needs to let you make the cartoons larger to get more detail.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 8:49 AM | Link to this

Here Bosch

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 8:54 AM | Link to this

@@, Those incidents are terrible. The only word I can think to describe them is pure evil. Have you read that book “The Kite Runner”? For fiction, that book is very powerful.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 8:55 AM | Link to this

Bosch— I think most Americans have “Bush fatigue” and can’t wait to see drastic changes in the ‘08 elections.

When I talk with co-workers in the break room about ‘08, and if they say something about not knowing who to vote for, I usually just say something like “do you think if the Repugs are in charge of the White House in ‘09 that ANYTHING is going to change for America???” And then the light bulb seems to comes on… we’ll see what happens, yes?

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 8:55 AM | Link to this

Sorry Bosch,

the image referred to in the cartoon is the 17th (maybe 18th) image in that pile.

i tried not to make you have to see all of that, but it did not work that way.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 8:56 AM | Link to this

Sen. Craig @ 8:43 — what’s really hilarious is that you go on national TV and declare “I AM NOT GAY!”

By a kinder, more gentler war

October 5, 2007 8:56 AM | Link to this

I thought first and foremost, the liberals wanted to catch Bin Laden?

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 8:58 AM | Link to this

But, what’s truly more disturbing than the Taliban is the fact that they were defeated and re-grouped under our noses.

By Luckoduh

October 5, 2007 9:10 AM | Link to this

{{{{By Senator Craig (REPUBLICAN) October 5, 2007 8:43 AM You know whats torture for my fellow Republicans? This………I WILL NOT RESIGN!}}}}

Um, not.

In fact, it is extremely rewarding when ever we can get the Ku Klux Klan liberal Taliban to saddle up and hound some homosexual like he’s a freak, just for doing the things that democrats advocate for and are guilty of doing themselves.

It’s truly a defining moment.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 9:11 AM | Link to this

Speaking of torture, would it be appropriate that we Americans encourage water-boarding members of the Bush administration in ‘09, in order to get information that is not forthcoming from them today? Or do we just wait for them to write their “kiss-n-tell” books and then proceed with prosecution?

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 9:16 AM | Link to this

ITN, That’s okay. A bit shocking this early in the morning, huh?

Goldie, Bush fatigue - yeah, I like that. Hearing his voice has a Pavlov effect on me, I hear it and I immediately become nauseous. About the Craig thing - do you ever wonder if people like Craig think that if they say things, then they are automatically true? Unbelieveable.

kinder, more gentler war, Yes, I would like to see Bin Laden caught.

But sometimes I wonder what good that would do. Wouldn’t there be someone else ready to fill his shoes? One of the main problems I have with this war, is the fact that we are trying to fight an idea.

Traditional warfare (guns, bombs, ammo) is a thing of the past in my opinion - in order to win a war now, you have to hit the enemy where it hurts—in their pocketbook, and looking at our economy these days, it seems like the enemy gets that and they are winning.

By AmVet

October 5, 2007 9:17 AM | Link to this

Good morning all,

I’m off to St. Augustine for a few days of much deserved R & R.

And remember that today is one day closer to the date that this long national nightmare is over and the worst administration in the nation’s history is finished.

Never, ever let up on these whining neo-cons!

And continue to do your good work in exposing their lies and misdeeds at every chance. And soon their ever dwindling numbers will be totally insignificant.

I’ll check in when I get back, but in the meantime, keep up the good fight friends!

Look out Florida! Here I come!

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 9:21 AM | Link to this

The CIA’s secret overseas prison system “remains active and has held at least one al Qaeda militant” since first being revealed last year, says a U.S. official. “The official confirmed the detention as the White House” refused to say “whether the agency had resumed holding prisoners at secret sites and insisted that the United States does not torture.”

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 9:22 AM | Link to this

One of the last justifications for continuing the U.S. occupation of Iraq despite overwhelming opposition from Iraqis, Americans and the rest of humanity has come down to this: U.S. forces must remain in order to battle “al Qaeda in Iraq.” Like so many of the arguments presented in the United States, the idea is not only intellectually bankrupt, it’s also the 180-degree opposite of reality. The truth of the matter is that only the presence of U.S. forces allows the group called “al Qaeda in Iraq” (AQI) to survive and function, and setting a timetable for the occupation to end is the best way to beat them. You won’t hear that perspective in Washington, but according to Iraqis with whom we spoke, it is the conventional wisdom in much of the country.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 9:23 AM | Link to this

{{you have to hit the enemy where it hurts—in their pocketbook,}}

Bosch— that’s seems to be the way that the Cold War really ended, with the USSR imploding economically because of its emphasis on military might and overspending.

Now if we can just figure out a way to stop importing oil from countries that support terrorism… we may just be able to watch those terrorists implode economically as well.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 9:24 AM | Link to this

They banned waterboarding cause of the drought, moron.

By RW-(the original)

October 5, 2007 9:25 AM | Link to this

We all know that luckovich is an anti-American, U.S. military hating scumwad, but his scribblings are usually at least topical. Did Polly Prepuce’s writer’s block wear off on him?

Maybe since the murder charges are being dropped against the last of the “Haditha Marines” he had to drag out something, anything to trash our troops.

By the way, I thought you moonbat(ic)s® were against that troop trashing thing this week.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 9:25 AM | Link to this

AmVet— look out Florida! Have a fabulous time and don’t forget to use sunscreen on the tops of your feet!

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 9:29 AM | Link to this

Have fun AmVet! I just returned from the beach myself. Going to the beach this time of year is so great! Not much traffic, very peaceful and quiet.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 9:29 AM | Link to this

Larry the Moron @ 9:24—

Waterboarding has been banned in Washington? OK — so instead we’ll ship them over to an “undisclosed location” and perform the waterboarding there?

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 9:32 AM | Link to this

ITN @ 9:22 — we also don’t hear anything from Bush about how “AQI” is really supported by Saudi Arabia. Why all the silence about Bush’s Saudi friends???

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 9:32 AM | Link to this

Goldie, Yes, that’s true. I think it works both ways though - we will have to sacrifice a bit and break our addiction. Drive less, walk more, take public transportation - build better public transportation methods, etc. Most people aren’t willing to do that, or at least not yet.

By RW-(the original)

October 5, 2007 9:33 AM | Link to this

{{{{I’m off to St. Augustine for a few days of ——>much deserved<——- R & R.}}}}}

Self absorbed much?

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 9:34 AM | Link to this

Amvet - Some nice “links” in St. Augustine - bringing your clubs?

By a kinder, more gentler war

October 5, 2007 9:37 AM | Link to this

figures old goldie is for torture against Americans but not al queda.

i bet goldie is a big hit at the water cooler at work…

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 9:39 AM | Link to this

Looks more like Senator KKK Byrd wrapped in the American flag. Pointy hat and all.

By RW-(the original)

October 5, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

{{{{figures old goldie is for torture against Americans but not al queda.

i bet goldie is a big hit at the box of wine in the refrigerator…}}}}

There you go, a kinder, more gentler war, fixed that up for you.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

{{figures old goldie is for torture against Americans but not al queda.}}

DUHHH, are you now admitting that waterboarding is torture? Not according to your heroes like Rumsfeld.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 9:43 AM | Link to this

Behind The Blackwater Debacle: The Shadow Of America’s Top Spy

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 9:44 AM | Link to this

Feds Fight To Keep Utah Mine Investigation Docs From Public

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 9:46 AM | Link to this

Looks more like Senator KKK Byrd wrapped in the American flag. Pointy hat and all.

By Senator Craig (REPUBLICAN)

October 5, 2007 10:00 AM | Link to this

Torture for me is seeing a very cute young Nordic blond boy sitting in a mens room stall, throwing out all them coded signals, then when I am so excited I’m ready to burst,… and then when I think I’m about to get all freaky,… and I’m like tapping my shoe like crazy, oh my God, thinking about the ecstasy,… oh yeah, I’m throwing down and picking up toilet paper like mad, Holy Jesus in heaven,… my shoe touches his shoe……..

Then bam!! He flashes a badge. Now thats torture. Plus, I’m further tortured by the fact that my Viagra is still going strong during the whole 2 hour interrogation.

They ought to try that in Iraq.

By getalife

October 5, 2007 10:07 AM | Link to this

Bill Clinton: Hillary wants me to restore image of US

Well, if anybody can do this, it will be him.

“Liberty and justice for all?”

Need the change that or lock up w and cheney.

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 10:14 AM | Link to this

Bush on TV news today: “this government does not torture people.”

His government has been torturing Americans for about 6 years now…

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 10:17 AM | Link to this

‘A big fat no.’ Asked his opinion on the wisdom of mounting airstrikes against Iran, Iraqi national security adviser Mowaffak al-Rubaie left little doubt about his country’s position. “A big fat no,” he said

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 10:18 AM | Link to this

Getalife, (10:07) “…or lock up w and cheney.”

Please explain, in detail, just what crimes that President Bush and VP Cheney have committed and against whom. Leave the “he lied” out of your explanation unless you plan on indicting every politician who has ever been elected.

By Right-wing nut job in full glory

October 5, 2007 10:24 AM | Link to this

Zell says: “Enemy combatants in U.S. custody may face nothing more than a little momentary discomfort from a little waterboarding but hostages in Al-Qadea custody usually meet a brutal savage death by beheading.

Which is worse: waterboarding or beheading?”

And isn’t that really the question? I mean, can’t we do almost as bad as Al Qaeda and feel good about ourselves because we’re not quite as bad?

The whole scenario reminds a few years ago when my son (17 yo at the time) was charged with Trafficking Cocaine. At first I was furious and then Columbine happened at around the same time and my first thought was “which is worse, selling coke or killing a bunch of people.” Of course killing was worse so I just gave the kid a pass, because I really think we should judge ourselves and our nation in relation to the absolute worse actors in the world. I mean, why should we even tolerate political dissent since we haven’t killed 6 million Jews or started a World War? I mean up and until we can be compared to Stalin, Pol Pot or Hitler, I think we should get a pass from any criticism.

I understand that some people like that wuss McCain think its a bad idea to torture, but what does he know about it anyway? I’ve also heard that such practices might put our troops in danger of being tortured when they are captured or at a minimum we would be hard pressed to complain about it or charge those who do it to our guys with war crimes when they are caught, but I think of our guys being tortured in the same way I think about them being dismembered or killed in action: that’s what they signed up for.

In addition, can’t the AJC find a pro-American cartoonist who could draw someone torturing someone else with a big smile on his face and saying “ain’t this a lot of fun?” That would be both a patriotic and uplifting mesage in these trying times.

RWNJIFG

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this

{{I understand that some people like that wuss McCain think its a bad idea to torture, but what does he know about it anyway?}}

Nut Job @ 10:24 — did you see the first Repug debate on TV, where there were audience members booing McCain when he suggested that torture does not work? And is that the reason that his campaign is doing so poorly right now, because he is really the more compassionate conservative of most of the Repug Party?

By Luckoduh

October 5, 2007 10:36 AM | Link to this

In the last analysis, it was quite clear, Mark had made up his mind that the United States was a force for good in the world, and that it had a duty to the freedom of others. A video clip of which he was very proud has him being “crowned” by a circle of smiling Iraqi officers. I have a photograph of him, standing bareheaded and contentedly smoking a cigar, on a rooftop in Mosul. He doesn’t look like an occupier at all. He looks like a staunch friend and defender. On the photograph is written “We carry a new world in our hearts.”

As Jesus went to the cross willingly, wanting to suffer and die so that we may live, Mark went to Iraq of his own free will, sacrificed and died so that others may live, you can be sure that he now lives in the House of our Lord.

God Bless You, Mark.

By Pagan Poster

October 5, 2007 10:44 AM | Link to this

Who Would Jesus Torture and what means would he use? Early christians during the Spanish Inquisition used the maiden, garrotte, branks, the heretics fork, etc. Later during the Witch Hunts, they employed a tactic similar to water boarding. Modern day torturers connect a die-hard-battery to your nips and subject you to hours of grainy video of Anne Coulter, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity trysting. The horror. The horror.

By Shawny

October 5, 2007 10:45 AM | Link to this

After a very brief break from the Bush bashing, ML is back in usual form. I have to say this toon does suck.
I suspect, that if the entire truth is known, covert operations have been doing the same things we do now for 50+ years. Now, it is just getting visibility.

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this

Well, Mad as Zell is usually a bit “strong” for me but he really hit the truth this morning. Luckovich tries to get his hate under control but cannot do it. Yesterday’s cartoon had a bit of humor. Today is pure anti-American propaganda. I wonder if Betty Ford Clinic has rehab for hate addiction?

Are all you libs going to the beach on your bicycles to save gasoline? You wouldn’t swim in the hotel’s big pool of fresh water or golf on watered greens, would you? Conservation?? What? Yeah, we know. You use low flush toilets.

Then there is the politically incorrect “patriotism”. Barach Obama will not wear a flag pin because it might indicate “false patriotism” or something. Wonder if he will sing “The Star Spangled Banner”? That too indicates patriotism. But whoopee!! Show your ptriotism by not wearing a flag pin. Oh ye of little spirit!!

By Larry

October 5, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this

I wonder how many phoney soldiers will put their lives on the line for Rush Limburger today in Iraq? Real cheeseball, that Rush!

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 10:53 AM | Link to this

Shawny, Just because the general population knows about torture, that still does not make it okay to do it.

Luckoduh, Yes, Mark’s story is tragic. There are 3800 tragic stories just like that one. What will it take to win in Iraq and not have anymore tragic stories like this one?

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 10:56 AM | Link to this

Since Dusty is all concerned about conservation today, let’s do her all a favor - Give today:

Bat Conservation

By Larry

October 5, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this

The reason that Luckovich’s cartoon today is not believable is that Bush would have had to know that red goes on positive, black goes on negative.

Does anyone really believe that?

By Pagan Poster

October 5, 2007 11:01 AM | Link to this

The truth IS painful, like we DO torture our enemies, we do NOT care about the sick and elderly and poor, we DID incinerate and genetically damage thousands of Japanese civilians with nuclear weapons, and our leader is an idiot. Now go suck down another cup of Starbucks and drive 90 MPH down the highway in your tuna-bus and feel really good about yourself and your country, because I DO NOT.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 11:05 AM | Link to this

Pope says torture shouldn’t be used against terror

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 11:05 AM | Link to this

Religious coalition rips Bush order on torture

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this

Conservatives against torture.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 11:10 AM | Link to this

EIGHT LESSONS OF TORTURE

By Larry

October 5, 2007 11:11 AM | Link to this

“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel”. (quote from Plato’s retarded brother, Playdough)

By getalife

October 5, 2007 11:12 AM | Link to this

Here ya go say it don’t spray it

There are many crimes including outing a CIA agent, illegal spying, trashing the Constitution, google it loser.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 11:18 AM | Link to this

Cobb County has banned waterboarding except on even days.

Wooten’s water gestapo: the real gestapo apparently had a homosexual corp, which was linked to Hitler himself. You wonder if they clicked their boot-heels in bathroom stalls. “Did General Rommel enter the room or are you just happy to see me?”

Is the Leiderhose Slap Dance actually gay foreplay?

By getalife

October 5, 2007 11:30 AM | Link to this

When Chickenhawks Attack

Pathetic , just pathetic.

Nice ilk you got there.

Geez.

By GOSH

October 5, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this

Little Zell has been glued to his toys call night so’s he can have the very first “say” on this gathering of goons. God has rewarded him this day by opening early, allowing him to grab his fame at 7:00 AM. Good for you, Zell. Good boy, good boy. An early start on a fresh new day of hatred dripping from your obese jowls. Ummmm. How Repug.

By DirtyDawg

October 5, 2007 11:39 AM | Link to this

Remarkable…the wingnuts seem to line up here to be first in line to attack their lame-a** President’s critics. Given that we are in Georgia, I doubt that you folks will ever get over your ‘cognitive dissonance’ - shoot, you’re still fightin’ the Civil War - but just watch over the next couple of years. When the order that your man - geedubya - made when he first came into office to seal all Presidential records (particularly his dad’s) is lifted, the depth of deceit, lies and greed (Iran/Contra, October Surprise, et. al.), that the ‘familybush’ not only engaged in but, with their friends in the middle-east, was largely responsible for, will be there for all to see…and you still won’t buy it, will you? Pathetic.

I love my country…that’s why I hate those that would betray her soul with their lies and crimes.

By TW

October 5, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this

Mad as Zell (Simple as Bush) - How about the torture endured by the families of the slain US Military when they found out there were no WMD? Gotta put that one up there with beheading, wouldn’t ya say?

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 11:42 AM | Link to this

Getalife, (11:12)

Just because there are claims of Bush and company “outing a CIA agent, illegal spying, trashing the Constitution” does not make the claims true. Site the law that was broken, site the evidence that HAS been proven in a court-of-law.

Just because you and your kind CLAIM that some law was broken and you have convicted them in your mind DOES NOT, mean that they are guilty of anything. Ever hear of Due Process?

You claim that the President is trashing the Constitution, yet here you are, wanting to lock up people, who have NOT been convicted of anything. Except, of course, in your addled mind. So by using your standards you and your kind should be “locked up”.

Again, when you are unable to defend your position, you resort to name calling. You sure are ‘special’, bless your heart!

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 11:43 AM | Link to this

Well, we could ban Luckovich as too much torture of the truth.

Nawww, he’s just a follower of the bash America group. Maybe he can go to Hollywood and be a big hit with Michael Moore and other subversives. He’d fit right in, maybe get another award for a great liberal performance. He could use today’s cartoon for propaganda reference. Yep, Luckovich’s lies for losing liberty!!

By Jeb

October 5, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this

Ahh, I see that Duh is once more following in the footsteps of The Master today. Always a favored Repunk ploy. Nice.

See Jesus. See Jesus weep. See Jesus vomit. See Jesus throw his hands up in despair.

By Eric

October 5, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this

the truth hurts doesnt it dusty.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 11:51 AM | Link to this

Notice how the caricature of Bush looks more like Goebbels than Bush, is that a heetler moustache? no.

Actually, however, the way you really have to study the figure wrapped in the flag to understand what’s going on in the shadows speaks truth to power.

This is pulitzer-worthy material, folks. Hats off, gentlemen, a genius.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 11:57 AM | Link to this

Dusty, are U gonna let eric get away with that? What kind of world is this?

By getalife

October 5, 2007 12:02 PM | Link to this

I know spray it, DOJ block the investigations but John Dean has a good idea:

“Dean: “…Not only should the congress not cede to their requests, they ought to extend the statute of limitations for another five years, make it a ten year statute of limitations so people would have vulnerability if these can be surfaced and dug out, because it’s the only way to make the point that indeed, these are real laws. Otherwise it’s a joke to even have them.”

Ask him if they broke any laws but you don’t want to hear it.

Moron.

By efsr

October 5, 2007 12:04 PM | Link to this

Did anybody hear Pelosi & Boxer’s justification for additional discretionary spending? Do dems ever EVER base their arguments on anything without attachments to their political teet?

Fragit to hell. The demrats torture americans everyday with their incessant stupidity but do conservatives whine? HELL NO!

You’re a mindless torturing liberal twit Mike. You and your kind are the lightweighted albatross traitors to America’s most noble warriors.

FU moron!

By getalife

October 5, 2007 12:08 PM | Link to this

Clean up on aisle 12:04.

I love watching wingnut’s heads explode.

Great toon Mike, just look at them spew.

Bwa.

By reebok

October 5, 2007 12:09 PM | Link to this

Good cartoon, ML. If Bush was capable of thought or logic, he’d see how he’s tangled himself in a web of his own lies and delusions. Fortunately for him, he’s never had a thought pass through his tiny little “brain” that wouldn’t fit easily on a bumber sticker.

On another topic - $1B to NASA?? That’s ridiculous…that money could be used to fund our civil war in Iraq for 5 whole days!!!

By BBBB

October 5, 2007 12:21 PM | Link to this

Bush Belongs Behind Bars.

Prosecute Prosecute Prosecute

By Larry

October 5, 2007 12:25 PM | Link to this

It really is a dark cartoon. It’s a serious as a heart attack. Bush appears not as a comical, but rather as a menacing character.

Our president the menace.

Prez’dent the Menace. Golly Mr. Wilson, I didn’t know my firecracker would blow up your entire car if I lit it and threw it down your gas pipe…..

One thing that hasn’t been pointed out. Bush used the income level of $83K to veto the SCHIP. That was ignorant data, I wont explain why, but it shows that he had already been told to veto the SCHIP by the RX companies he sold out to long ago.

Is it possible to get elected without selling out? Can we trust Obama? Hillary?

Is our system so corrupt that it’s silly to think in terms of a representational government?

Didn’t america start with the slogan, “no taxation without representation”?

By efsr

October 5, 2007 12:28 PM | Link to this

GFU (getalife FUrself) because NOBODY DOES IT BETTER THAN YOU DO LOSER!

By Is it just me or

October 5, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this

have all of us noticed that the wingnut crowd blogging here has lost all substance?

No real facts. Anywhere.

Lots and lots of nasty, snotty comments - but absolutely no substance.

They have degraded themselves for so long and now facilitate their own demise by turning into bloviating nonsense bloggers.

Is there any greater proof that the reality based majority of this great nation is winning the battle?

Yes, the war for America, the struggle for our Constitution and the Bill of Rights is nearing its end.

Yes, America can and will retake its rightful place in the world community.

God damn the neo-cons.

God Bless America!

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this

Larry, Curly, Moe, PoFo, etc @ 11:57

If I can “put up” with you, why not Eric? All of “you” are as far gone as getalife, which is in the crazy left lane. Children will be children and the same goes for liberal lunatics. Bug off little one…

By Is it just me or

October 5, 2007 12:34 PM | Link to this

does the dusty-post above not prove my point?

By Gonna Love 08

October 5, 2007 12:36 PM | Link to this

Isn’t it funny how the Gay Ole Party supporters on this blog find this cartoon offensive, but didnt find the Abu Ghrab prison photos to be offensive… Those pictures proved alot more note worthy than Dubya spweing we dont torture when there are thousands of pictures that prove otherwise….

By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!

October 5, 2007 12:37 PM | Link to this

-=-

This govenrnment does not do torture!

(anymore)

(— because we hire contractors to do teh torture now!)

Rah Rah Blackwater! Mercenaries for Hire!…

Torture is bad — M’kay!—-

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 12:43 PM | Link to this

No, it’s not just you whose noticed that and has Dusty EVER made a point on this blog?

Gonna Love 08, I don’t find that observation necessarily funny — disturbing, yes, very much so, but excellent point!

And when did Mr. Headcase change his name to efsr?

By Abomi Nation

October 5, 2007 12:48 PM | Link to this

Actually this cartoon is hardly believable.

In order for it to be believable you would have to give it an “Emperor Has No Clothes” feel.

The person being tortured would not be hidden. He would be out in the open. If the ‘deciderer’ says we do not torture, then we don’t. To insinuate that the president is lying would be “unamerican.”

Of course even with all the evidence,(the guy being electrocuted in full view) there would certainly be that 28% that would be shouting out …..”God bless Bush. He speaks only the truth on this important issue! He represents the moral American Republican that all libs are jealous of. If Hitlary were in office you could never believe a word she says. Thank Jesus we have, in a time of extreme terror, a president that brings honor to the office. Its good to see the president does not torture them Muslim terrorist Al Qaeda thugs that are in bed with our American socialist Hitlary and the welfare loving tax raisers. The terrorist rejoice when anti-Christian Dumbocrats like Osama Obama burn our American flags! I can’t wait to see what Rush says. Of course the folks at moveon.org are still at it with their lies, which are fed to them directly from Cynthia McKinney, Cindy Sheehan and Teddy Kennedy. God Bless America”

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 12:49 PM | Link to this

Thomas, They aren’t mercenaries, but private security contractors, haven’t you heard?

Just like Iraq is not experiencing a civil war, they are simply in war between opposing groups of citizens of the same country.

And, we do not torture people, we simply inflict pain or anguish on individuals we think are bad so as to punish them or extract information.

By getalife

October 5, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this

dusty is a proven fraud who only supports her failed party.

We will see this fact when the Clintons are elected.

If this was Hillary doing like w, they would be screaming wag the dog.

w said we do not torture without being asked.

All he does is lie, so you can bet we do torture.

By Luckoduh

October 5, 2007 12:52 PM | Link to this

{{{{By Pagan Poster October 5, 2007 11:01 AM Now go suck down another cup of Starbucks and drive 90 MPH down the highway in your tuna-bus and feel really good about yourself and your country, because I DO NOT.}}}}

{{{{By Is it just me or October 5, 2007 12:31 PM have all of us noticed that the wingnut crowd blogging here has lost all substance? G-d damn the neo-cons.}}}}

Yeah, you libs are full of a substance, there is no doubt about that.

It seems to me that we have been presented with a choice here, that we can either believe that the United States is the greatest country in the world and a beacon of hope to all of the oppressed peoples of the world, many of whom risk their lives to come here, which is proof positive of what a great country this really is, or we can hate America for the most silly, profoundly stupid reasons possible, sitting around all day stewing in mindless rage.

Gosh, what a tough decision this is.

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this

Getalife, - “Loser, Moron”

Man you sure do know how to present a convincing argument with details and irrefutable facts. You sir, could be one of the greatest debaters of our time. [sarcasm]

oops, that should be “greatest masturbators”

IsItJustMe or… Nope, it’s just you and your delusions!

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 12:53 PM | Link to this

Isn’t today Doomsday?

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this

Feds Fight To Keep Utah Mine Investigation Docs From Public

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this

New military leaders question Iraq mission

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 12:57 PM | Link to this

Yes, Luckoduh, too bad you support those that choose the later who hate America.

By getalife

October 5, 2007 12:59 PM | Link to this

spew,

There is no honest debate here because you will never admit the gop did anything wrong.

By Gonna Love 08

October 5, 2007 12:59 PM | Link to this

Bosch,

I dont find it funny either (as far as making me laugh). What i find funny and like you said disturbing is the GOP lovers who turn a blind eye to what their party says and does instead of doing the duty of a true American and confront our leaders when they drag our country down with their poor visions of how the world should look through corporate glasses. And would rather support their parties ideological ideas instead of what is best for our country…

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 1:05 PM | Link to this

“Senator Craig gave us his word” that he would resign by Sept. 30 if he could not overturn the guilty plea, said Sen. John Ensign, R-Nev., who chairs the GOP campaign committee overseeing next year’s Senate elections. “I wish he would stick to his word.” “It’s embarrassing for the Senate, it’s embarrassing for his party,” Ensign said. Asked if Craig’s staying would be a distraction for the party, Ensign said: “It may be a personal distraction for me.”

By getalife

October 5, 2007 1:07 PM | Link to this

Like this spew:

“U.S. military reports from the scene of the Sept. 16 shooting incident involving the security firm Blackwater USA indicate that its guards opened fire without provocation and used excessive force against Iraqi civilians, according to a senior U.S. military official. […]

The civilians that were fired upon, they didn’t have any weapons to fire back at them. And none of the IP or any of the local security forces fired back at them,” he added, using a military abbreviation for the Iraqi police. The Blackwater guards appeared to have fired grenade launchers in addition to machine guns, the official said.”

Would you call Blackwater actions right or wrong?

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 1:10 PM | Link to this

RUSH SINGS

By Larry

October 5, 2007 1:14 PM | Link to this

Sen. Craig is a phony heterosexual.

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 1:21 PM | Link to this

Ah yes, bosch knows all the answers so why should infidels question his authority. Every day we get his edicts from his throne and if someone dares to question…it is Doomsday.

It is Doomsday every day for liberals because they cannot appreciate the great country in which they live. They don’t like the President, the war, the troops, security, punishment, the justice system, healthcare, our tax system, education, our automobiles, and above all, any Republican.

Well, they may appreciate one or two things…Hillary Clinton, Barach Obama and Michael Moore. Other than that….nothing.

By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!

October 5, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

-=-

Dull —

We liberals do believe the USA is the greatest country in the world and we woulkd like to keep it that way… And — We do believe that we need to clean out some of the trash — starting with this insane lame administration that is lowering our wonderful idealistic standard of being a great and honorable country around the world.

But before you pat yourself on the back too much screaming USA USA — please notice that less and less people are using the US Dollar and we now watch as the Euro overtakes us in world wide markets as the monetary unit of choice—

Please note that trickle down economics have never worked and it never really trickles down, but ends up stoppered up at the bank accounts at the top financial end or outsourced overseas for cheaper services and products,..

Please note that this country is losing ground fast as a world power both diplomatically, morally, and economically, and we won’t even begin to discuss the Brain Drain problem that is seriously affecting this country’s educational system.

Our health care is in shambles, and there are many many more issues that are very serious in THIS COUNTRY!

8 years of GOP rule, and the GOP has accomplished WHAT? — NADA!

Oh but they did get us into such a wonderful little war that is costing the taxpayers billions more every day..

Have a nice day —

Thomas

By Goldie

October 5, 2007 1:24 PM | Link to this

Rudy, the Big Flip-Flopper from NYC:

In 1994, Mr. Giuliani applauded President Bill Clinton for banning assault rifles and urged Congress to enact physical and written tests and stringent background checks for prospective handgun owners. He also saluted the Clinton health care plan as “doing some pretty good things” and boasted that New York offered “universal health care,” not least for illegal immigrants.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 1:29 PM | Link to this

But dusty, what about us? You r so beautiful…and I am so beautiful…and WE R so beautiful…R U breaking up with me…no…I cant take it…..I’m not ready…..nobody breaks up with me….it’s not fair…..aye colito……..(just one of those things).

Okay, have it your way. Go. Leave. I can find another chick. There’s @@, or BuyDanish, or DebbieDoRight, or that other chick, uh, you know, the one who douches in public….getalife!

Yeah, so there. NaNaNabooboo!

By getalife

October 5, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this

PF,

I see the exlax worked douchbag but you still have diarrhea of the mouth doomed.

By Luckoduh

October 5, 2007 1:38 PM | Link to this

{{{{By getalife October 5, 2007 12:59 PM spew, There is no honest debate here because you will never admit the gop did anything wrong.}}}}

al-Gitmo: Isn’t it rather amazing that the great and exalted Suckie Face Waxman and his merry band of inquisitors is unable to find any of the vast and damning evidence to prove, once and for all, the “guilt” of the GOP, considering that’s the only thing the democrats do in Congress?

Kind of makes you wonder, don’t it?

~~~~~~

{{{{By Sir Dullard of GasBaghdad October 5, 2007 1:24 PM But before you pat yourself on the back too much screaming USA USA — please notice that less and less people are using the US Dollar and we now watch as the Euro overtakes us in world wide markets as the monetary unit of choice—}}}}

Yawn, hey Dullard, did you ever stop to consider that to create the Euro that damn near twenty other countries had to merge together to even get close to the GDP of the United States?

It may dawn on you someday or maybe not.

By Neo Con Funnies

October 5, 2007 1:43 PM | Link to this

WASHINGTON, DC, 9/17/07: A spokesman for the Neocon Wing of the Republican Party says they do not now dare to turn their backs on Idaho Senator Larry Craig. And, neither will they go face-to-face ex-Florida representative Mark Foley he said. While this may seem disloyal to some he said, it is merely self-preservation.

“Hell, either one is too damned dangerous.” said Jerome Garblemeier. “No telling what would happen if you turned your back on Craig in an enclosed space, not to mention what could happen by going head-to-head with Mark. It’s just too much to contemplate. And, neither one is a pretty picture.”

“And,” Garblemeier says, “the Neocon faction of the party is pretty much the whole damned bird these days. Outside of that, there’s not even enough giblets left for gravy.”

“Yes, we have been tainted with scandal, innuendo, corruption and outright b*******.” he said. “and it will be difficult to get back on our feet. But that can never happen if we give in to the temptation to be completely open and truthful. Our entire persona as a party depends heavily on deception and duplicity to keep the public fooled. That’s worked for us the last two elections and we can’t allow ourselves to forget that point.”

“Fortunately we have a lot of friends in the media to keep getting the message across.”

Garblemeier said he was in Washington for just a few days to pick up his marking orders from Vice President Cheney. “I don’t understand how that man can keep on going.” said Garblemeier. “Just one lie after the other and it doesn’t bother him one damned bit.”

“I suspect he will go down in history as perhaps the greatest Neocon ever. He just simply personifies our core beliefs and ethics.”

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 1:44 PM | Link to this

Gonna Love 08,

Exactly, amen.

Dusty,

Please, you flatter me. A throne? No, silly woman, not a throne.

But since you mentioned it, when have you ever questioned anything Dusty? You are the one with the well, unintelligent edicts.
Never any questions, just your typical “liberals are bad” day in and day out. Blah, blah, blah.

You never make an intelligent point about anything.

I said it was Doomsday because of Doom, his day, today is supposed to be Doomsday. He’s been saying it for about two weeks now. I know you don’t care about Doom because he hates you, but I think he’s funny.

By Neo Con Funnies

October 5, 2007 1:44 PM | Link to this

Battle Hymn of the Republicans (to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush; He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; He has lost sight of all reason ‘cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus marches on.

I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool; There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school; Should we fault him for the policies — or is he just their tool? The lies keep piling on.

Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! His wreckage will live on.

I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires’ lone heir; As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier; Let the smokestacks keep polluting — do we really need clean air? The surplus is now gone.

Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! Your safety net is gone!

Now he’s got a mighty hankerin’ to bomb a prostrate state; Though the whole world knows its crazy — and the U.N. says to wait; When he doesn’t have the evidence, “We must prevaricate.” Diplomacy is done!

Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds; Should the reasons be disputed, we’ll just make up other grounds; Enraging several billions — to his brainlessness redounds; The Doofus marches on!

Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! Glory! Glory! How he’ll Screw Ya’! THIS…DOO…FUS…MAR…CHES…ON

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 1:50 PM | Link to this

Duh, It’s easy to evade the law when your best mate is the Attorney General and you can scream Executive Privledge any damn time you please.

I wonder if Gonzo’s replacement will actually work for the American people or cover for Bush/Cheney/Rove like Gonzo did?

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 1:53 PM | Link to this

Larry the loon @1: 29

Sit still. The guys with the nets are comming.

But you did make me laugh. You are even more “funny” than getalife.

Goldie @ 1:24

Do you have an opinion or you just like to play cut-n-paste all day like IN THE NEWS?

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this

Getalife, - “Loser, Moron”

Man you sure do know how to present a convincing argument with details and irrefutable facts. You sir, could be one of the greatest debaters of our time. [sarcasm]

oops, that should be “greatest masturbators”

IsItJustMe or… Nope, it’s just you and your delusions!

By getalife

October 5, 2007 1:57 PM | Link to this

duh,

After all the witch hunts for President Clinton, get real and deal with it whiner.

Geez.

By Is it just me or

October 5, 2007 2:01 PM | Link to this

is say it ain’t so an idiot?

By equine discipline

October 5, 2007 2:10 PM | Link to this

is it you? yes.

this “piece” is typical luckovitch and the ajc.

it would be perfect for al jazeera also.

trash the US and our flag for any opportunity to score political points.

the American people see right through you.

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 2:11 PM | Link to this

No, again, not just you. Isn’t it funny how someone calls someone a bad debator without any facts, but then doesn’t present any facts themselves?

I find that odd.

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 2:12 PM | Link to this

Wait a minute —— Say it Ain’t So, is that you Doom?

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 2:13 PM | Link to this

Oh, Judge bosch, please forgive me for not mentioning your judgmental powers. But, of course, how could I miss one of your talents? We know that you are a connoisseur of gin and ale of which you often inform us. Why would you miss the opportunity to tell us your opinion on all subjects?

Are you Doom? I don’t recall (or care) that this mythical figure has ever mentioned my name but YOU know, absolutely, that he hates me. So what?

Ah well, when it comes to the judgement of libs, I do decline to compliment. This country means too much to me to join in liberal attacks on the country I love.

By Horse Justice

October 5, 2007 2:16 PM | Link to this

equine discipline: dumping a load in the grass not the house

best you can hope for

By Larry

October 5, 2007 2:17 PM | Link to this

I wonder how long this writer’s block will last. Is there any folk remedies? Castor oil? Lemon and honey? Turn around three times and say, “I’m a nut boy, I’m a nut boy.”

What’s remarkable is how quickly writer’s block descends upon me. I’ve never quite had it this bad, though. I tried my novel again and get a load of this:

“If he had ever looked into her eyes long enough, (they were green, no brown, no grey) he would have known the truth, but does any lover really see, does any husband know what he’s looking at…he squeezed the trigger, he realized he didn’t know what color his wife’s eyes were……how was that even possible…..what was happening to him?”

I’m finished. It’s over. Writer’s block like this is something else. There’s something going on; it’s a conspiracy of occultations and bare-breasted hags. I can literally feel myself being drained of spunk, like I’m the new beef jerky. What is your knee-jerk reaction to beef jerky? sos sos sos …—-…

…—-…

…—-…

By Pete

October 5, 2007 2:20 PM | Link to this

Robin. I note that BD attempted to insult you at 7:06 PM on 10/04. Please know that this hog man is incapable of insulting anyone. I’ll take a few minutes next week and deal with that schmuck.

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 2:25 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

You are forgiven…for now.

But you forgot vodka, I like vodka too, and Scotch for that matter, but nevermind.

You are speaking that strange language again that I don’t understand? “Why would you miss the opportunity to tell us your opinion on all subjects?”

What the hell are you talking about? Are you asking my opinion about something? Just ask me outright if you want to know my opinion about something. I’ll be glad to share.

No, alas, I’m not Doom, and you know damn good and well that he hates you.

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 2:26 PM | Link to this

I would call the Blackwater’s actions questionable. One report does not a conviction make.

Do we get to hear from everyone involved before we jump to conclusions that may or may not be accurate?

Contrary to your comment “There is no honest debate here because you will never admit the gop did anything wrong.” I have stated that I do not agree with everything the GOP has done.

But even with all their faults they are still a better choice than Kerry, Gore, Clinton and the rest of the socialist you think so highly of.

AND we have still more intelligent debate from “IsItJustMe”

By Today is Doomsday!

October 5, 2007 2:31 PM | Link to this

TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE LEGION OF DOOM,

Before I announce the top blogger and top idiot for 2007, Doom must make an additional announcement:

This will begin my last days on this blog. Doom is embarking upon a new career that will prohibit me from wasting anymore time with the idiots on this blog. I shall leave Bosch in charge of all of my operations after I’m gone. I know that all of you will be disappointed beyond measure, but its something I have to do.

The Top blogger on Mike Luckovich’s blog for 2007 is: Paul. The old man is filled with wisdom, charm, and fortitude. Without him, very little common sense would be circulating on this blog. Good job Paul!!

The Top idiot on Mike Luckovich’s blog for 2007 is: Right Wing Blow Job in Full Glory. This vile piece of bacteria also doubles, I believe, as IN THE NEWS, and RE. This individual does nothing but hide behind sarcastic comments and attacks people by using multi IDs. Everyone here knows about my battles with getalife, but at least getalife will face Doom man to man. The pancreatic infection that uses these IDs should be permanently banned from this blog for being an eternal Jacka$$!

Doom

By It's 2007 Butthead

October 5, 2007 2:32 PM | Link to this

Socialists?

Why not just wear a poodle skirt and a pony tail.

You seem to be stuck in the 50’s.

By getalife

October 5, 2007 2:39 PM | Link to this

That report was from the US military moron.

Your idiot leader w should show some leadership and get them out of there but he will not. The Iraqis want them gone.

That shows his criminal mind set.

Pathetic.

doomed,

Good riddance loser.

By Bob

October 5, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Great news!! I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The perfect ticket for the GOP in 2008. It blends a supreme degree of intellectal prowess with an equal portion of superb Chritian family values. CRAIG & QUAYLE IN 08!!!

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

I want to thank the Doom-Academy for this award!

I would have be unable to have this honor if it had not been for the Corruption and Failures of the Bush Administration and it’s ever smaller legion of lemmings.

I want to thank my spouse for patience, my kids for support, my fellow progressive bloggers just because they are all wonderful and most especially I want to thank GOD for giving me the intellect to tell the difference between fact and fiction.

Thanks again Doom, I really didn’t expect this!

Praise Cheeses!

By Bob

October 5, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Great news!! I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The perfect ticket for the GOP in 2008. It blends a supreme degree of intellectal prowess with an equal portion of superb Christian family values. CRAIG & QUAYLE IN 08!!!

By Bob

October 5, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Great news!! I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The perfect ticket for the GOP in 2008. It blends a supreme degree of intellectal prowess with an equal portion of superb Christian family values. CRAIG & QUAYLE IN 08!!!

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

Hey Doom - So where are you off too? You’re leaving ME in charge of the Doom operations? Are you sure about that? I’m not as quick witted as you are.

By Say It Ain't So

October 5, 2007 2:40 PM | Link to this

So ButtHead, Socialisms was bad in the 50’s but it is in vogue in 2007?

I think they can cure your Rectal Cranial Inversion, but it might open your eyes and allow you to see the faults of the Left.

By equine discipline

October 5, 2007 2:41 PM | Link to this

“Do we get to hear from everyone involved before we jump to conclusions that may or may not be accurate?”

Why of course not. That’s not what the leftist were fed this morning at the local slop trough.

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 2:44 PM | Link to this

bosch@2:25

Sorry, but I don’t speak German so I can’t explain the finer points of my posts to you in the language you understand. But I’ll try. Pompous a* is not German, but it is a “translation” of your posts.

Perhaps you would like to point out where the so called “Doom” posted his hate for me. But it matters not.

Now that you are the newly appointed Doom, you can carry on the comic book creation. You’re the ideal choice.

By Bosch is running things now

October 5, 2007 2:51 PM | Link to this

Bosch,

Don’t worry about being quit witted. Just stick to your guns and stand up with what you believe in. The Legion should be taking a kinder,gentler approach to posting and Doom is not the person for that. Look after @@ for me as well, and tell her I said goodbye.

P.S. Don’t forget about Jesus. Doom and others have not served as good examples, but treat this as you would people in traffic: Ignore the bad ones, yield to the good ones.

Doom

By getalife

October 5, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this

Blackwater Faulted In Military Reports From Shooting Scene

Guilty Plea Stands, but Craig Won’t Quit Senate

Your failed party has disgraced this country enough and should go the way of the whig party.

Disgusting losers.

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 2:58 PM | Link to this

Dusty, “the finer points of my posts”

Oh Dusty, stop it. Please. I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe!

Good think I wasn’t drinking Coke! Boy would I have a mess to clean up.

“the finer points of my posts” Good one there Dusty. Oh my Goodness. What a joke.

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 3:02 PM | Link to this

I’ll try not to let you down Doom. Good luck with your new job, and I’ll be nice to @@.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 3:06 PM | Link to this

a brittany spears photo op. Lets concentrate on that. I see the same media that you do. A phrase like “Brittany Spears photo op”, is pregnant with meaning and funny, and clever, and contains the history of pop culture in twenty five words or less.

Yet, ironically, it’s me who gets the writer’s block. See spot run. See Dick run. See Jane run. I’ve got to start all over again.

Good thing there’s so many bloggers with so much material on this site that it doesn’t matter if I’m stifled.

All work and no play makes analchord a dull boy. All work and no pray makes analchord a demon. All work and no prey makes analchord a horny Satan. All Satan all the time satiates analchord’s all-unsanitized sanity with satire.

sos sos sos

…—-…

…—-…

(o)<=3 (o)=3 (o)3 (o)=3 (o)<=3

Writer’s block is not pretty. I guess I could put lipstick on this pig with hacked jabber, but this blog doesn’t get enough of that…..

By equine discipline

October 5, 2007 3:08 PM | Link to this

always anonymous are these reports:

from the Blackwater link @2:52

“It was obviously excessive, it was obviously wrong,” said the U.S. military official, who spoke on condition of “anonymity”

Is this all you have?

You are willing to flare up additional violence to Blackwater and American troops based on a report from a so called “anonymous” tip?

go stick your head in a bucket for a couple of minutes.

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 3:11 PM | Link to this

Well, let me say goodbye to Doom. I am sorry he is telling us farewell. In fact, that is why I write. His farewell is too permanent. I believe that Doom is very ill. I wish him well and will remember him in my prayers.

I hope my “diagnosis” is wrong.

By Relax Dusty

October 5, 2007 3:20 PM | Link to this

Doom is in tip top shape. I’m just currently adjusting my schedule to accomodate my new job. I’m responding to your post because, even though you’re an idiot, you’re also a christian, and I didn’t want the enemy keeping you up at night out of guilt over something you didn’t do.

Doom

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 3:25 PM | Link to this

Conservatives Are Such Jokers

By Gonna Love 08

October 5, 2007 3:27 PM | Link to this

Equine discipline,

You need to put down the ketamine. Your posts make no sense unless your Dana Perino….

By Larry

October 5, 2007 3:27 PM | Link to this

Dusty can write anything. Her eulogy at 3:11 is set with the tone of a dirge and the obit achieves orbit. We are graced with her words. The privelege extends to all who read, the benefits far beyond the friends w/benefits bestowed by white house interns.

We are witnessing literal and literary history, my fine friends.

Blog on, fair Dusty, for we know not what pleasure lay in our comprehension of thine true grace, for thee, in thee and from thee.

By Right-wing nut job in full glory

October 5, 2007 3:28 PM | Link to this

I’m glad to see that my work hasn’t gone unnoticed.

All I can say is “he hates me he really, really hates me!”

Its nice to know that when you strive to be first that it is in fact an attainable goal.

Doom- Good bye and FU you F-ing loser.

BTW: your suggestion that I use other ID’s is very, very wrong.

My quest to agree with the right-winger’s stupidity, ignorance, false history and just down right lunacy continues.

Wherever wingers are, spewing non-sense, intolerance, bigotry, demogogery, inconsistency and hypocrisy, I will be there agreeing with every word of it because I am:

Right-wing Nut Job In Full Glory

So wingers close your minds even further. Let the stupidity boil up in the void you call a head. For God sakes don’t ever read a book! Those are for “readers” or “thinkers”; you know, the libs with their nuance that they claim somehow trumps the clear black and white world that you live in. Always listen to talk radio- they are the only ones who tell you the truth and then when you are just ready to boil over with rage because 73% of the American people think your are not only stupid but dangerous; blog away. You can always count on my support.

However, if you would like me to go away, start making sense. Start being reasonble. Start admitting error when it is clear that error has been made. Like don’t say “the President always tells truth except when he said that there weren’t WMD in Iraq. They were there I just know it!!” Stop name calling. Verify before you type. Stop trying to divide the nation between the “good Americans” and the “bad Americans” and instead of relying upon ideology rely upon both common sense and think of what is in the interest of the common good. Recognize that an ideology’s short-coming is the fact that the answer to the question is known before the question is asked. For example:

“we need a Government program to..”

A: No. I don’t need to hear anything further!!!

“We need to go kick some a* in…”

A: Yes of course we do dear leader!

I give you these tips knowing you will ignore them because you simply can’t help yourselves and as such my job will never be done.

RWNJIFG

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 3:37 PM | Link to this

Dear RWNJIFG

I may have accepted the Doomy too early.

It appears we have to share it with RE.

Damn that Doom. Cheap b*******.

Can a Doomey be cut in thirds?

Maybe RE won’t accept and we can share it.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 3:43 PM | Link to this

What about me? I’m the greatest blogger in history, and everyone knows it. Okay, so I’ve got wrote-rot. (Wroto-rotter). It’ll pass. Honest. It better, cause there’s thousands if not millions of people who are counting on it in every way that it’s possible to count on something.

What about me. Me. I havent looked in the mirror for a while. My sister said that my hair makes me look like a wild man of borneo, or Einstein, (same thing). Einstein stole most of his math from his wife. Einstein’s wife conjured up much of the insights into the nature of light, it was she who realized that we only call light a wave because of the way the machines recorded the strength of the reception on the paper moving underneath the inkjets. Up and down, up and down. Light isn’t a wave, it doesn’t look like a wave, nor does it behave like a wave, the entire Idea is monkey. All monkey and no banana.

I cant take a walk today cause I’m constipated, which hit me the exact same time my writer’s block hit me. I’ve sat on the toilet fruitlessly scribbling ideas on the bathroom tissue. …. then my wife told me I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe and I grabbed it and read it and I realized I had written a dangling participle…….ew

when will this end??????

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 3:47 PM | Link to this

Relac Dusty 3:20

Well, good new, Doom. You still have a little zip left, idiot. Glad I am wrong. Maybe.

Larry @ 3:27

I am so thrilled at your words. In fact, I volunteer to write the message on your tombstone. Whom shall I say thee are? Larry, Curly, Moe, Phil, PoFo,Polly, etc…etc??

By @@

October 5, 2007 3:58 PM | Link to this

If the tortures that everyone is upset about are the three Dana Perino mentioned…

Waterboarding (a drowning sensation)

Slaps to the side of the head and…

Exposure to extreme cold.

I’m here to garner sympathy.

My brother, not to mention any GUY I ever swam with was inclined to hold my head under until I couldn’t breathe.

My brother, military father, mother and older sister slapped me upside the head. I, in turn, thought about slapping my younger sister upside the head but just didn’t have it in me to do so.

I freeze five months out of the year due to the winter months.

I WAS tortured and AM still tortured by cold weather.

Boo Hoo.

I will admit, I’ve never worn panties on my head. Whew!!!!!

By Larry

October 5, 2007 4:02 PM | Link to this

I dont mean to be a geezer about the ban on geysers but I dont believe in the superior arid case the soak nazis make using spritzkrieg tactics against the Dews……..

Writer’s block is not pretty

By @@

October 5, 2007 4:08 PM | Link to this

Seeing is believing PoliFore…

(((See spot run. See Dick run. See Jane run.)))

See PoliFore “run”.

Just like that…..you’re cured of your physical ailment.

As for you’re writer’s block? It’s chronic and terminal I’m afraid.

By @@

October 5, 2007 4:19 PM | Link to this

Aawwwww Doom is gone? Sorry to see you go, but wish you every success with your new pursuits.

After two years on this site, I’ve become highly suspicious of anything liberal and that includes Bosch (sorry Bosch) who can turn around and thank his liberal cohorts here. They are the reason for my seasoning.

It’s all or nothing with them. As a result I’m jaded and consider them all a whole bunch of nothing.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:22 PM | Link to this

Based on @@ at 3:58 here are photos from her family album

By Larry

October 5, 2007 4:24 PM | Link to this

Geyser geezers: soak nazis

Water Gestapo: Superior arid case against the Dews

It’s no use. I’m going to have to try something new. The old reverse psychology. I’ll pretend I DONT have writer’s block and write the great american novella.

Of course.

Chapter one. Twilight. Everyone likes dusk. It’s the perfect time of day. You can take a stealth walk, as it grows darker, and not worry about being seen. You can steal newspapers then and not get fingered, not beyond a shadow of doubt, anyway. It’s the perfect time for pranks and sex. My first sexual experience was during dusk. I can still see her tan marks. That was amazing, that time, at dusk. There’s meaning in dusk. Twilight reason and twilight lies. Twilly dilly ding dong I HATE THIS!!!!!

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:24 PM | Link to this

Just a little good natured rough housing at @@’s

By @@

October 5, 2007 4:25 PM | Link to this

Oops! I meant to encourage Doom to visit on occasion. I’d be very interested in his choices in candidate as the elections draw nearer.

Who and why is what I would wanna know.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:27 PM | Link to this

@@ Lampoon Family Vacation

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this

@@ gets to go to the islands

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:32 PM | Link to this

@@ aka Gidget Goes Surfing

By equine discipline

October 5, 2007 4:36 PM | Link to this

Larry, I think IN THE NEWS can show you how to pull some Hey out your arse to relieve constipation.

Or maybe you should just use an analchord instead.

By @@

October 5, 2007 4:39 PM | Link to this

ITN:

I just saw where somebody else had linked to those pics at Salon.

My understanding is that Muslims consider “public” nudity as highly degrading. It’s bad enough when done within the confines of Guantanamo.

So how would you, the other poster and Salon justify degrading Muslims with such a PUBLIC display of their nudity on the internet?

You obviously support degrading torture when you’re the one who gets to do it. Am I right?

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 4:42 PM | Link to this

That’s okay @@.

I’m highly suspicidous of anyone who is a cheerleader for any political party exclusively and unconditionally, but I certainly do not think that the conservatives on this blog represent the entire conservative population. They are the extremes, and you should remember that about liberals. Everything isn’t conservative v. liberal.

I promised Doom I’d be nice to you, but I don’t think I’ve ever been just overtly ugly to you, have I? If so, sorry. I try to be generally nice to everybody, I tease Dusty sometimes, but it’s all in good fun. That’s why I’m surprised that Doom left the Doom responsibilities to me, I’m just not quite as viscious.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:44 PM | Link to this

But those techniques are just like what you and your brother did?

Remember?

What’s a smack in the head?

Remember?

Holding your breath underwater?

Remember?

Funny how it was the nudity that you noticed. Says something about you.

By Bosch

October 5, 2007 4:45 PM | Link to this

@@, Yes, I agree - we should encourage Doom to check in when he can.

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:48 PM | Link to this

{{{{By @@ October 5, 2007 3:58 PM | Link to this

If the tortures that everyone is upset about are the three Dana Perino mentioned…

Waterboarding (a drowning sensation)

Slaps to the side of the head and…

Exposure to extreme cold.

I’m here to garner sympathy.

My brother, not to mention any GUY I ever swam with was inclined to hold my head under until I couldn’t breathe.

My brother, military father, mother and older sister slapped me upside the head. I, in turn, thought about slapping my younger sister upside the head but just didn’t have it in me to do so.

I freeze five months out of the year due to the winter months.

I WAS tortured and AM still tortured by cold weather.

Boo Hoo.}}}

And all she sees is naked men.

I will admit, I’ve never worn panties on my head. Whew!!!!!

By IN THE NEWS

October 5, 2007 4:52 PM | Link to this

I added the }}}} too soon at the end.

@@ SAYS never wore panties on her head.

Me neither.

Not so much as a lampshade.

By raisedanidiot

October 5, 2007 5:01 PM | Link to this

hey everybody! my how i’ve missed this crap! i’ve been busy busy…bought a house…revamping my store…tons of life-changing stuff going on …yet the blog remains a constant…amvet if you’re still here…be sure and go antiqueing on your way to florida…u just might find me…u could ask every shopkeeper u meet…are u raised an idiot?…im sure you’ll get sme interesting responses, but just maybe … bosch..u r the great mediator for sure…even doom responds to u like a docile kitten…u should consider some kind of work that involves diplomacy…the only thing missing is your dustyspeak…which im sure there is no english translated material available yet…talk about ur torture!…did yall touch on the big flag pin obama issue yet? what the hell is all i’ve got to say! is this what george has reduced our country to…having to wear our labels on our lapels? when should i start sewing my pink triangle pn my clothes?

By @@

October 5, 2007 5:19 PM | Link to this

Bosch:

Glad you didn’t take my reservations personally. I always encourage everyone not to do so.

I’ve always thought of myself as one of the faithful given to weaknesses. Since I acknowledge my weaknesses I allow others theirs. Not even judgmental when it comes to the “Wacko Christians”. Who am I to….

(((By Bosch October 4, 2007 11:10 AM)))

(((Some of the more true conservatives want the —->wacko Christians<—- out of their party.By Bosch)))

and you were exchanging niceties with AmVet a/k/a Huge on that very subject yesterday….

(((By Huge a/k/a AmVet September 28, 2006 02:28 PM | Link to this)))

(((I hope all of the tribes get together and beat their chests all day long, all week long about their gods! Make up all the stories and songs they want. Promote them as absolute truths. Build churches and religious schools on every corner. Have tons of frauds and charlatans on TV. Banish all of the rest of us heretics to hell. Burn witches.)))

(((These mopes just don’t get that there are millions of people who are never again going to allow zealots to pollute our childrens minds, IN PUBLIC SCHOOLS, with ancient, fabricated stories of devils, apocalypses and boogeymen. Never again will they be forced to attend or participate in morning prayers to their diety.)))

(((Sure, they’re p** that it’s finally all coming to an end. Religious madmen have had their way running the governments, schools and everyone’s lives for centuries, but no more. And that is only a good thing…)))

Oops, sorry that’s a history that AmVet doesn’t want revisited. It does, however, leave me jaded.

ITN:

You still didn’t answer my question. Do you willingly contribute to the public degradation of Muslims? It sure as hell looks like you do. So why give me a hard time? I didn’t put them on display.

By RW-(the original)

October 5, 2007 5:20 PM | Link to this

Doom left the franchise to a slow witted soccer fan????

Talk about coming in with a roar and leaving in a whimper!!!

Bosch,

You realize that Doom was the biggest idiot* to ever post here and he passed the baton to you. Just some friendly advice, but I wouldn’t be so quick to accept.

.

*That is, of course, impossible with the likes of OotMVoD nad Huge Blowhard still here even if they have changed their names to ITFS and AllWet.

By luckovichisaheadcase

October 5, 2007 5:23 PM | Link to this

This is the first opportunity I have had today to look at the daily poorly drawn, non-humerous attempt at political commentary. This one was even worse than usual and, as usual, in very poor taste. Luckovich, your name rhymes with what you truly are!!!!

By @@

October 5, 2007 5:40 PM | Link to this

I find myself conflicted here. I’m reading over at Stratfor where the Kurds are striking out on their own. Taking contracts from outside oil investors. Paying Arabs in their northern regions $16,500+ dollars to relocate. Al Maliki is warning that anyone who does business with the Kurds will be blacklisted from oil contracts throughout the rest of Iraq.

While I know that this can create problems, who’s to say the Kurd’s prosperity and capitalistic ideas won’t encourage other Iraqis to force Al Maliki to get off his duff and establish oil legislation. How long will the Iraqis be willing to wait to enjoy the same prosperity the Kurds are experiencing.

I say go for it Kurds. You’ve proven yourselves worthy.

We shall see.

By Buy Danish The One And Only

October 5, 2007 6:04 PM | Link to this

I assume this cartoon is about Jay Rockefeller’s latest fishing expedition?

Senate Intelligence Committee Chairman Jay Rockefeller sent a letter to the acting attorney general saying the administration’s credibility is at risk if the documents are not turned over to Congress.”

That’s rich! Jay Rockefeller is about this far from getting his neck in a noose, and I am not referring to a lynching.

First JayRo goes to Syria in January 2002 to warn them that we plan to invade Iraq. Then he leaks details of the CIA’s “Black Ops” Satellite Surveillance program to the Washington Post with a little help from Durbin and Wyden).

One thing I have to give you treasonous Dems credit for. You have unbelievable Chutzpah as you pursue your agenda to defeat America from within.

By Larry

October 5, 2007 6:05 PM | Link to this

I’m not trying to be a geezer about the ban on geysers, but I simply and honestly dont believe in the superior arid case that the soak nazis make using spritzkrieg tactics against the Dews.

By getalife

October 5, 2007 6:10 PM | Link to this

I would have to agree with RW on the character called “doomed”.

But since “sad as hell” returned, I had to change my vote on the idiot of this blog.

I owned “doomed” and that is why it cut and ran.

When will posters have the guts to use one id like me?

By Dusty

October 5, 2007 6:10 PM | Link to this

bosch @ 4:42

Oh yeah, bosch, I was just “teasing”too when I said you were a pompous err donkey. All in good fun ..oh yes indeed.

When you, bosch, called the President a “traitor”, ooohh that was when the good times hit the fan. I tell you, after that, I didn’t mind when you called me an idiot. I knew you couldn’t “cut it”. But…still…just a barrel of fun!! My goodness.

So our cabbage-soup boy is going to be the new Doom. More laughter!! I bet he’ll be blowing vodka through his nose every day now. Ah, our little braunsweiger is the sausage of choice. Congratulations! More teasing and joy!!

By @@

October 5, 2007 6:15 PM | Link to this

:-OMG, my husband just came home with a recent poll that was mentioned on the radio.

1-in-5 Dems DO Want Us To Lose The War

BTW, ^^^ that’s a black conservative site. Yay!!!

(((The percentage of Democrats (19 percent) who believe that is nearly four times the number of Republicans (5 percent) who gave the same answer.)))

(((Overall, 11 percent of Americans think the world would be “better off” if the U.S. lost the war, and 73 percent disagree.)))

What is wrong with these losers?

By Larry

October 5, 2007 6:20 PM | Link to this

Irrigation is irritation to the sod gods.

By getalife

October 5, 2007 6:22 PM | Link to this

OMG @@,

That is a faux noise poll.

Biased much?

By RW-(the original)

October 5, 2007 6:26 PM | Link to this

Can you imagine how many balled up scraps of paper there were around Polly’s trash can before he discovered blogging?

By Buy Danish The One And Only

October 5, 2007 6:34 PM | Link to this

{{{By getalife

October 5, 2007 6:22 PM | Link to this

OMG @@,

That is a faux noise poll.

Biased much?}}}

Getalife,

Yeah, you’re probably right. Everybody knows that the real number of Dems who think it would be a great thing to lose the War is a much higher percentage.

Don’t you all keep telling us that you’re part of the 70 percenters?

By Larry

October 5, 2007 6:37 PM | Link to this

Irrigate 2 irritate sod gods.

The problem with that poll, if you had any talent, is that “lose the war” has no meaning. Not only does General Blowus not know what losing the war would entail, @@, getasniff, and buystaintwat dont even know what the parameters of the criteria that might define a defeat could be.

You spinmeisters simply blog, “not”, “too”, “not”, “too”, “not”, “too”, “NOT”, “TOO”…..all day long like three monkeys with a thousand aliases typing a thousand comments that thousands find queer.

You did succeed in producing the Sprays of Papsmear, however, strangely enough.

Getalife, that wasn’t bad, faux noise for phony, but I simply dont believe you didn’t hack it. Faux News sounds more like phony, (rush’s phony soldier), oh, wait, you meant it was both Fox News, Faux News, and Faux Noise? That’s not bad, if you wrote it. If you hacked it it’s still not bad. But you should go back to emulating IN THE NEWS and his wonderful world of blue letter links…..ooooo….what virus will we click on next?

BTW: new readers: Dont click on any links from any bloggers here. They may contain viruses, worms and cookies and everything. it’s your dell.

By @@

October 5, 2007 6:38 PM | Link to this

:-OMG Getalife,

you post under one ID?

Mislead much?

What about the times we’ve caught you posting under other names? Can’t remember oooooohhhhhh yea! Billiam the Snowman.

Time to fess up. Make a list, I’m checking it twice.

You’ve been a naughty, naughty boy.

By Buy Danish The One And Only

October 5, 2007 6:45 PM | Link to this

RW,

Thanks for the imagery. I can just picture Polly pecking away at his typewriter.

All work and no play makes Polly a bad boy.

By @@

October 5, 2007 6:47 PM | Link to this

Larry a/k/a PoliFore:

So what keeps you here my friend? Did they kick you off out of the writer’s guild blogspots?

It can’t possibly be all the accolades heaped upon you for your “out”house standing humor cause I ain’t seein’ none of those wormy.

The public schools are cracking down on perverts but if you can hide your proclivities towards “that end” maybe you could get hired as an english “lit” teacher.

By @@

October 5, 2007 6:51 PM | Link to this

Oops! Off the “off” in my 6:47.

By RW-(the original)

October 5, 2007 6:52 PM | Link to this

Buy Dansih,

REDRUM……

By @@

October 5, 2007 7:01 PM | Link to this

(((I can just picture Polly pecking away at his ——>typewriter.<——)))

I’ve heard it called a lot of things but never a “typewriter”.

Polly the PeckerHead.

By Buy Danish The One And Only

October 5, 2007 7:02 PM | Link to this

RW,

Exactamundo. Too bad Stone Mountain had to cancel that snow festival. It would have made Polly feel right at home.

By Buy Danish The One And Only

October 5, 2007 7:07 PM | Link to this

@@,

It’s a reference to The Shining, but I screwed it up.

I meant to say, “All work and no play makes Polly a dull boy”. Although Polly is always dull, so no matter what he does, work or play, he’s pretty much screwed.

By RW-(the original)

October 5, 2007 7:16 PM | Link to this

@@,

That name is pretty close since he goes by Polly Prepuce.