Mike Luckovich

By Rovespierre

August 29, 2007 8:39 AM | Link to this

Cartoon Idea: Show Vick and Helmsley holding a joint news conference and both are pleading insanity, “We plead insanity”.

Who does Leona Helmsley think she is, Tammy Fay Baker?

Funny how both women pampered their dogs (an air conditioned dog house, folks) and let very needy human beings go to the dogs.

Now they are both in doggy heaven, for no real god would allow either woman anywhere near the heaven that the blessed poor inherited as christ promised they would.

‘muff said.

By Pagan Poser

August 29, 2007 9:05 AM | Link to this

Just to list a few of the patron saints of the Republican Party as the GOP ramps up for 2008 fundraising: Senator Larry E. CRAIG of Idaho confirmed that he had pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges of disorderly conduct after an undercover police officer accused him of soliciting sex in June in a Minneapolis airport restroom. Mark FOLEY of Florida, who quit the House last year after exchanging sexually explicit e-mail messages with under-age male pages. Jack ABRAMAHOFF, the lobbyist whose dealings with the old Republican Congress landed him in prison. Senator David VITTER of Louisiana, whose phone number turned up on the list of the so-called D.C. Madam. Senator Ted STEVENS of Alaska and Representative Rick RENZI of Arizona, both caught up in F.B.I. corruption investigations. Thomas RAVENELl, the state treasurer of South Carolina, who had to step down as state chairman of Giuliani’s presidential campaign after he was indicted on cocaine charges in June. Bob ALLEN, a state representative in Florida who was jettisoned from the McCain campaign last month after he was arrested on charges of soliciting sex in a public restroom.

And the neocons just cant forget about that blue dress……