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By Mrs. Godzilla
July 9, 2007 8:09 AM | Link to this
Mike,
This is really a great cartoon!Congratulations!
Thank heavens it’s a puppet on his hand.
Dicko with a rubber glove and that scowl would really scare pople!
IMPEACHMENT NOW.
By Funny morons®
July 9, 2007 8:30 AM | Link to this
EXCELLENT TOON MIKE! This is one of your very best!
Here’s a poignant article about the effect Iraq has on our troops.
SUPPORT THE TROOPS! GET THEM HOME!
By getalife
July 9, 2007 8:35 AM | Link to this
Yes, great toon Mike.
One of your best.
It will be a very busy week in Washington.
A Constitutional crises, the gop are caving on Iraq and the Iraqi government has told their people to arm themselves.
Their government said they can’t protect their people.
Oversight on the Libby commutation and other oversight will expose more crimes.
By A better mousetrap
July 9, 2007 8:49 AM | Link to this
Would it be more “fitting” if Dick-head Cheney was using a pair of underwear to control Not-so-Curious George?
Underwear puppets rule!
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 9:02 AM | Link to this
AP is reporting on a new affliction for the beleaguered Republicans. It’s called “Cheney fatigue.” But, the GOPers have to understand that they created Cheney. They never reined him in. They never challenged him. One thing is right though. Cheney is a disease that is afflicting the country. And the symptoms are a lot worse than fatigue:
By Truthman
July 9, 2007 9:18 AM | Link to this
http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/09/washington/09prexy.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin
More Repubs who know they don’t stand a chance of being reelected if they don’t cut bait and get as far away from Cheney’s war as possible!!
I’m gonna love ‘08!!
P.S. All these good, liberal posts!! Have the neo-conmen and women on this site finally given up?
Where have all the wingnuts gone? Long time passing
By Can't Resist
July 9, 2007 9:31 AM | Link to this
“Where have all the wingnuts gone? Long time passing”
not unlike a kidney stone
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 9:34 AM | Link to this
I have a new cat, and she is much more entertaining than Dicko’s puppet show.
But other than that, I went to see “Sicko” this weekend. My goodness. Now, I’m not so gullible as to think that all that was for real, but the message was loud and clear. Great flick if any of you haven’t seen it.
I also agree Mike Luckovich, one of your best cartoons I’ve seen!
By AJC Censor
July 9, 2007 9:36 AM | Link to this
The AJC got tired of the liberals getting their butts kicked day after day and banned all the conservatives. Here at the AJC we demand the right to control all thoughts and speech. Thank you for your concern.
By Commandment Monitor
July 9, 2007 9:50 AM | Link to this
Commandment Breaker @ 9:36
That’s 1000 years in the firey pit of hell for telling a lie.
And a bonus punishments of another 2 weeks for being so freakin’ lame.
By hterrya
July 9, 2007 9:54 AM | Link to this
AJC Censor = Slobbering, moronic, NeoCon Troll wetting his pants because his circle-jerk buddies haven’t joined him this morning!
UNDER THE BRIDGE AJC Censor TROLL!
P.S.: Great cartoon, Mike!
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 9:54 AM | Link to this
White House Debating Whether To Announce “Intention” To Begin Withdrawing From Iraq Someday
LET”S GET OUT OUR WADERS
By @@
July 9, 2007 10:29 AM | Link to this
Dang ml, this is an excellent portraiture of Cheney. Why wouldn’t you give your “best” efforts with each artistic endeavor. Aren’t your Minions worth it?
This cartoon could have just as easily been a portrayal of you with your liberal “Teen Titan” puppets engaged in a high-brow discussion about whether Battleship Galactica or Star Trek ruled in the artistic arena of science-fiction.
A very “informative” exchange, it was.
A guided tour into the minds of your liberal sockpuppets.
(((By ??? July 6, 2007 5:49 PM)))
(((????,)))
(((I’m more of a Star Trek fan :))))
(((The original.)))
(((All others are BLASPHEMY!! :))))
(((By ??? July 6, 2007 6:13 PM)))
(((???, Battlestar Galactic is Star Trek on steroids, my dear. Hot Cylon Number Six would rip Captain Kirk’s head off and p** down his mangled bits.)))
The ^^^ names have been withheld to protect the posters from embarrassment.
By mountain man
July 9, 2007 10:36 AM | Link to this
I well remember that day nearly 7 years ago that Bush and Cheney were given the reins to govern this country. I was so damn depressed I wasn’t fit to be around. My co- workers (some of whom had voted for Bush) kept telling me that it wouldn’t be that bad, that the realities of Washington would moderate Bush and he would end up traveling down the center of the road. How wrong they were! The puppet and his puppeteer ended up exceeding my very worst nightmares, sending the good old USA screaming down the downhill side of the power curve like a runaway train on a mountain grade.
This is a great toon, Mike. We need to keep piling it on these two executive branch clowns and their Neanderthal supporters until we ride them out of Washington on the proverbial rail. To do so in a literal sense wouldn’t be a bad idea either.
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 10:39 AM | Link to this
Oh yes indeed. Good liberal news all around.
Luckovich is so wonderful. Michael Moore is saving our health. Gore is saving the earth. The AJC is a pillar of impartiality. Hillary, like George Washington, has never told a lie. Edwards is worried about the war, the one with “political pundit Ann”. Obama used only a lil’itty,bitty bit of cocaine. Pelosi has become the invisible woman. Murtha announces new plans to win all wars by invading Iwo Jima. I thought it couldn’t get any better.
Than I heard a rumor that Luckovich was tired of trying to “Impeach Bush” and “Impeach Cheney” in cartoons. Next week we get the “Impeach the Troops” cartoon. You may order your copy for only fifty dollars to be used for patriotic purposes only.
Yep, liberals are right in there, doing their best. If they do any better, our enemies will die from laughter.
By Bumper Sticker
July 9, 2007 10:47 AM | Link to this
{A very “informative” exchange, it was.}
{“This place is a waste of time. I rarely stop in anymore.”}
rarely 1.infrequently; seldom; on only a few occasions; happening or occurring at long intervals; not constant, habitual, or regular.
Please keep your word.
By Cindy
July 9, 2007 10:48 AM | Link to this
Brillian cartoon, Mike!
By The Watcher
July 9, 2007 10:50 AM | Link to this
So D@@sty,
Have either of your personalities have any thing constructive to offer or will you spend the day alternating whine and pool?
By Too late to laugh
July 9, 2007 10:51 AM | Link to this
Our enemies have already had a good laugh at Bush’s war plans.
By @@
July 9, 2007 10:53 AM | Link to this
Oops! Let me correct the reference in my 10:29 correct…
it’s BATTLESTAR GALACTIC.
It’s so very important to get the “details” right.
My apologies.
By Jesus
July 9, 2007 10:57 AM | Link to this
IMPEACH BUSH NOW!!!
By Lord Help Us
July 9, 2007 11:07 AM | Link to this
AJC Censor - please tell us who was banned.
Otherwise, we’ll have to conclude that the cabal of ‘conservative’ posters are simply unable to be apologists for the failed Bush Administration any longer.
And, I love this mornings Republican spin…
With the onslaught of defections from Domenici, Lugar, Gregg, etc…they are now trying to ‘distinguish’ themselves from Democrats by saying they merely want to cut ‘n run over the next several months NOT right away like those unpatriotic Democrats!
Weak…and, as always (sigh), not true.
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 11:09 AM | Link to this
I don’t mind @@, That was me and Midori Friday night. It was kind of a personal conversation. We were having a little bit of fun. Don’t you know about fun?
Come on @@, can’t you do better? Do you have to stoop to childish teasing? I would think that ex-CEOs of major corporations could do better than that, or have better things to do. Don’t you have a pool to lie around in?
Don’t you have to make an announcement about how lame this blog is, say your gone, but still send in posts about 10 times a day?
By @@
July 9, 2007 11:13 AM | Link to this
Bumper Humper:
To @@ (((Please keep your word.)))
I never said you liberals weren’t “simply” amusing.
YOU ARE!!!!
By Funny morons®
July 9, 2007 11:14 AM | Link to this
Ya gotta give some credit to the Funny morons® (@@ and Dusty) who bothered to show up so we could point and laugh at their absurdity.
By mountain man
July 9, 2007 11:16 AM | Link to this
Either Andy Dull was banned or he finally suffered that cerebral breakdown that we were all so worried about.
Did you notice that over the weekend the Repugs and their spokesguy Snow have taken up the “whining over Clinton tack” in response to the almost universal outrage over the commutation of Scooty.
These clowns gotta go!
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 11:17 AM | Link to this
Dusters — the news isn’t about being impartial. It’s about the truth. And, as Colbert noticed, facts have a well-known liberal bias.
Are Democrats perfect? He|| no! Not even close. But the Repubs are so much worse (currently, at least), that it borders on the absurd. Right now Republicans complaining about Democrats is like Jeffrey Dahmer complaining about a shoplifter.
By Bumper Sticker
July 9, 2007 11:24 AM | Link to this
@@ Lives! I mean, Lies!
“This place is a waste of time. I rarely stop in anymore.”
The first concept of the Twelve Steps:
admitting that one has a serious, uncontrollable problemMore to follow.
By Fly-on-the-wall
July 9, 2007 11:27 AM | Link to this
I have a question for us all. Is anyone worried about another Timothy McVeigh floating to the surface now that is seems like the Republicans are reeling back from their current issues? Could we have another native born terrorist strike us instead of the foreign ones that everyone is watching?
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 11:31 AM | Link to this
Lord Help Us @11:07, As your ID suggests, you want help. I hope you get it.
Watcher 10:50,
I apologize to you. I didn’t know you were blind,or afflicted with some other optical disorder that makes you see one person when there are two. So I won’t bother to correct that overused line you presented about two being one.
But I am sure you are a loyal liberal. Most of them can’t see their hands in front of their faces, or our enemies out to get us. Sorry about that.
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 11:34 AM | Link to this
Dusters — do you have to wear astronaut diapers considering how scared you are 24/7?
By m
July 9, 2007 11:35 AM | Link to this
Interesting thought, Fly on the wall.
Some of our own hown grown religious extremists (fundamentalist Christians included) potentially could be as dangerous as their mid-east Islamist cousins. Read Karen Armstrong’s book “The Battle for God, a History of Fundamentalism”. Scary stuff.
By The Watcher
July 9, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this
Loyal yes.
Loyal American.
A concept D@@sters does not get.
Glad I’m not a neo con, for them there are big scarry monsters everywhere.
No courage. Just fear.
By Lord Help Us
July 9, 2007 11:41 AM | Link to this
Dusters…the name is Lord Help US…not Lord help YOU…or Lord Help ME…Lord Help US.
And, Lord knows WE ALL need some help.
BTW: You must not be ‘conservative’ since ‘conservatives’ have been banned from this site.
By hterrya
July 9, 2007 11:47 AM | Link to this
Impeach Dicko, the current corrupt, crooked, president-in-charge-of-Vice!
Today would be a good day to start!
By AmVet
July 9, 2007 12:12 PM | Link to this
mountain man, I too recall those three weeks back in Nov. 1999.
But unlike his father who was a closet moderate, this Bush has been a rabid neo-con from day one. And proud of it.
To me there was little doubt that he was in way over his head. Remember during his first campaign in a TV interview when he was asked who were the leaders of about a dozen different nations around the globe? He couldn’t even get half of them correct! Many on the far right downplayed that a ton but I thought it was very telling. So for a guy who was dumb by presidential standards, it has been OJT ever since. And very bad OJT at that.
As his closest advisors are in many cases left overs and chicken hawks from the Reagan and Nixon eras. So it is no wonder that among their many blunders these reactionaries have created a new Viet Nam.
And yet there are still a few but ever dwindling pigheaded people in this country who still don’t see that he is very arguably one of the absolute worst presidents in our entire history. Look at the couple of faithful “conservative” tools remaining here for proof.
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 12:15 PM | Link to this
Well, I see the “liberal retreaters”, the “lost”, and the student assistant are spreading their words of wisdom this morning. Oh, happy day, what would we do without them.
Come to think of it, we might manage to scrape along without encouraging our enemies. You remember. That war we are fighting that you liberals don’t support.
Oh yes,… run, run, run,… impeach, impeach, impeach,… investigate the ends of the earth…but..legislate? Not liberals. They are too busy running down the president, the vice president and two year trials over a confessed and solved “crime”.
Too busy knocking Homeland Defense and hoping that our enemies will not be deterred by any “eavesdropping”.
Running down our healthcare while people from all over the world come to get some of it.
Then there is wanna-run-again Gore who hasn’t even noticed that China is blanketing the earth with smog. It’s always the USA.
The liberal agenda spreads before us. They have forgotten our enemies, but our enemies have NOT forgotten us.
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 12:17 PM | Link to this
Rove: Iraq Will Not Be A Big Issue In The Next Election
REMEMBER NIXONS SECRET PLAN TO END THE WAR
I THINK THEY ARE STARTING THE SAME B.S.
By The Watcher
July 9, 2007 12:28 PM | Link to this
Hey, D@@sters,
Want a little cheese with that whine?
I wonder if there is a limit to the amount of whine in ones bloodstream that makes driving dangerous?
It appears D@@sters is over the legal limit.
By mm
July 9, 2007 12:31 PM | Link to this
Dusty,
Everyday you continue to ignore facts that the war is failing, GWB is a fool and his administration is a bunch of law ignoring crooks, and global warming is real.
Why don’t you shut your pie hole you stupid ss thundercnt!!!!
Go play blog on a wingnut site.
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 12:38 PM | Link to this
Here It Is! A Handy Guide To All The Democrats’ Plans To End Iraq War
By The real Dusty
July 9, 2007 12:41 PM | Link to this
{Than I heard a rumor that Luckovich was tired}
Then I thought, maybe I should stop listening to that voice inside my head. Its bad, very bad. It makes me say mean, bad things about people. And sometimes it scares me. I..just..can’t…seem…to…make….it….go….away!
What’s that you say? Keep blubbering about demon liberals? Pretend I have something of importance to say? Don’t listen to anyone but you and the Bush Master?
OK, OK, OK! I will! Just please let me sleep a little!!
By Funny morons®
July 9, 2007 12:45 PM | Link to this
See if you can pass the citizenship test
I scored 26 (missed 4)
By RE
July 9, 2007 12:46 PM | Link to this
Funny one today.
I just got back from a long trip up to NJ. I went into Manhattan while I was there, for those who have never been there it is an amazing place.
I took the train over from Jersey City, the train lets off at the World trade center. First time I had seen the sight up close, 6 years have gone by now. For clarification, the path train lets off about 40 feet under street level at the world trade center. A very odd feeling to know you are deep underground, and then see nothing but sunlight as you look up. All the clean up is done, and consturction is just beginning on whatever they are putting there, but the city does not stop, or even change it’s habit because of 9/11
I think this is the first time I realized just how big 9/11 was, it was not just 2 buildings that fell down, the size of the hole in the ground is something like 8 square acres that are gone. Half a block away is Wall Street, the financial nerve center for the north eastern US.
Anyway, I got to see two of my brothers in law who have always been staunch bush supporters, so sad, so pathetic. I remember back a few years ago when they had thier W stickers proudly displayed, how when I would bring up little things like, what would we do in Iraq after Saddam was gone, because there is a lot of sectarian friction in the country, they would shoot off little bumper sticker slogans like “freedom isn’t free”.
Well, they do not support GWB anymore, but they just can’t bring themselves to admit they were wrong. Instead the new thoery is that “Bush changed” or “Bush has become too liberal”. Sad sad, I am sure you know people like this who just cannot come to grips with thier mistakes.
By Fly-on-the-wall
July 9, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this
Dang Dusty, your 12:15 comment could be pulled straight from a 60’s or 70’s conservative page. Do you have a ‘America - love it or leave it’ bumper sticker on your car? I’m not sure how we can get you to understand that we too see the danger, we too love our country but the method to solve it is different. No, we’re not laying down and letting the enemy take over but we’re not going to let this administration do whatever it wants. It must be held accountable, it must answer to the highest authority - the people of this country. The last 6 years has put us in a terrible situation - the proverbial rock & hard place - because the Republican Congress did not do its job of oversight. Every call for questioning the administration’s direction was either squashed or put in the context of ‘you’re a traitor if you ask that question’. Now, we the people, have the ability to hold this administration up to account for its actions. In a democracy this is a normal but sometimes painful process. If we did not do this we should just throw away the constitution and declare Bush king which is something I doubt even you would say is the right thing to do. If this administration has nothing, or little, to hide then there should be no issues with some oversight by Congress and in fact they should welcome it with open arms.
By RE
July 9, 2007 12:55 PM | Link to this
28/30 good test
By Fly-on-the-wall
July 9, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this
Dang Dusty, your 12:15 comment could be pulled straight from a 60’s or 70’s conservative page. Do you have a ‘America - love it or leave it’ bumper sticker on your car? I’m not sure how we can get you to understand that we too see the danger, we too love our country but the method to solve it is different. No, we’re not laying down and letting the enemy take over but we’re not going to let this administration do whatever it wants. It must be held accountable, it must answer to the highest authority - the people of this country. The last 6 years has put us in a terrible situation - the proverbial rock & hard place - because the Republican Congress did not do its job of oversight. Every call for questioning the administration’s direction was either squashed or put in the context of ‘you’re a traitor if you ask that question’. Now, we the people, have the ability to hold this administration up to account for its actions. In a democracy this is a normal but sometimes painful process. If we did not do this we should just throw away the constitution and declare Bush king which is something I doubt even you would say is the right thing to do. If this administration has nothing, or little, to hide then there should be no issues with some oversight by Congress and in fact they should welcome it with open arms just like a CEO would with any company.
By LMAO
July 9, 2007 12:58 PM | Link to this
Not true. That rumor is false Dusty. In fact the rumor is it’s your hero Wooten that’s tired.
Creative Loafing has said Wooten has accepted early retirement.
It must be exhausting trying to defend the worst President in the history of the United States of America, (by far.)
Or maybe Wooten has just admitted to himself that he is just TIRED of all the damn lies he’s been telling and wants to stop!
Maybe he just lost interest. He hasn’t been Right about anything lately.
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 1:02 PM | Link to this
Yes, RE,12:46
Your brothers haven’t changed too much because they support the war, have seen close up what happened 9/11 and still know that Bush is leading us even when we have ups and downs.
Losing the war? Liberals have already lost it. They talk about how to “end” the war. That’s a nice way of saying “lose it”.
I don’t go for that. I don’t think your brothers do either. I know our troops don’t and our president keeps working. Liberals are like a pack of yapping dogs, snapping at the heels of other Americans, ‘specially the President.
According to liberals, it is a crime to lead your country in wartime. Bush has been convicted of nothing more than leading.
If you don’t like this war, then support the troops and it will be over sooner. I know I’m wasting my time here where supporting this country in wartime seems to be a far distant thought. Retreat is not support.
By Funny morons®
July 9, 2007 1:03 PM | Link to this
RE - 28?! I guess you can stay :-)
By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!
July 9, 2007 1:04 PM | Link to this
-=-
Goooood - Morning Viet-Iraq!~
Dusty: “You remember. That war we are fighting that you liberals don’t support.”
War??? What War???
OK — Now just why are we in Iraq again? — Who is the identified enemy?
(and I don’t mean a sloganized propagandized enemy - I mean a real and targetable enemy that a military force can fight in a war.)
Why are our military resources being wasted there?
Why are friends and family members dying in that sandpit??
(hint hint - corporate greed and oil for the reasoning and attentive folks here)
If I hear “Spreading Freedom” as an excuse for forceably “invading” a sovereign country again - I’ll just have to laugh at such stupid foolishness…
You cannot possibly believe that the Iraqi’s WANTED us to invade their country!
Freedom at gunpoint —?
Blood for oil - ?The so called war (police action) in Iraq is and has been and is now proven to be a sad travesty!
Cheers - Thomas
By Old timey Baptist
July 9, 2007 1:07 PM | Link to this
Holey Damnayshun!
Us baptists is allowing a woman to leed a congreegation?!!! A WOMAN?!!
Must be all dem lezbeeun dikes in Deekayter that push’d fer it!
Its one helluva mess these dam libruls is makin! And I fer one say shoot em all!
By RE
July 9, 2007 1:15 PM | Link to this
it is not a crime for the president to lead the country in a time of war.
It is idiotic to start a war and have the victroy conditions dependant upon the actions of a foriegn nation and it’s government.
The worst case scenarios that were sited prior to the iraq war as reasons for it, have actually come into existence because of it. Iraq is now a training ground for Al Queda because of the lack of a coherent government or civil authority. Iraq has also become a focal point for mideast tensions as it’s government has crumbled with Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia and other countries stepping into the power vacuum and increasing sunni shia tensions in the region. The one moderate democratic muslim country in the region, Turkey, is now massing troops on the iraqi border because of incursions by kurds in the north.
For clarification, none of this has come to pass because of liberals, newspapers, or what people are saying in the united states. These things have come to pass because of short sighted and optomistic thoeries put forth by a small group intellectuals who convinced GWB that war was the best course of action, and that a democratic election would somehow bring forth a pro western moderate government in a country that never had a history of such a thing.
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 1:16 PM | Link to this
HEY DUSTY
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS?
Reservist fighting his fifth war call-up
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By mm
July 9, 2007 1:17 PM | Link to this
Dusty,
We support the troops (at least I know I do). I support them in Iraq and I’ll support them when they come home. I have a nephew (in the reserves)who spent a year in Iraq). Do you have any relatives in Iraq?
I just don’t support Bush (and his war)and the Republicans that approve his every move without question.
Why can’t you distingush these 2 very different issues? You don’t have to support Bush to support the troops.
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 1:19 PM | Link to this
IS D.C JUST ONE BIG TOGA PARTY?
What President Bush Learned From His Mentor, Senator Blutarsky
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 1:27 PM | Link to this
I just scored 28/30 ! I rock!
By mountain man
July 9, 2007 1:32 PM | Link to this
The reason Bush has no plan B in this whole sordid Iraq mess is that he put all his eggs in one basket. Even though most mid-east experts were highly sceptical of invading Iraq precisely because of what came to pass, Bush, the fool that he is, waltzed right in without considering the implications of what he had done or planning for alternate contingencies.
Many Americans wanted a simple and uncomplicated man to be their leader, because that is precisely what they are. It doesn’t work well in a complicated and complex world.
I wonder if Bush is banking on Jesus coming back and cleaning up his mess.
By Funny morons®
July 9, 2007 1:40 PM | Link to this
Colin Powell - what a traitor!
(Tongue planted firmly in cheek)
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 1:43 PM | Link to this
mountain man, If Jesus did come back, I think the Prince of Peace would kick W’s a*!
The other Bosch and I were riding down the street the other day and we saw one of those bumper stickers that read, “Warning: in case of rapture, this car will be unmanned” and the other Bosch said to me (of course as a joke), “you know, I think that is really dangerous and those people shouldn’t be allowed to drive. I think we need to do something about that, it’s really dangerous!”
By George W Bush
July 9, 2007 1:43 PM | Link to this
8/30
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 1:44 PM | Link to this
Dusters — what’s the fixation with my profession? Are you feeling inadequate? And if so, why?
BTW, I’m not a “lab assistant”. Get over it.
By Funny morons®
July 9, 2007 1:52 PM | Link to this
1:43 LOL!
By Barbara Bush
July 9, 2007 1:54 PM | Link to this
90 proof
By Right-wing nut job in full glory
July 9, 2007 1:56 PM | Link to this
I’m with Dusty. We have to support our troops in their bold effort to make Sunnis like Shia and vice versa. It is what the troops signed up to do: Police a thousand year old conflict between competing sects in Iraq. Further, this is exactly what the President said we were going to do when we invaded. We were going to displace Saddam and make the Iraqi’s love each other. I don’t remember the libs complaining when he said that… if he did. (Maybe its just the voices in my head?)
Next we’re invading the West Bank and we’re going to solve the Isreal-Palistine dispute and we will have troops die until the leader of Hamas french kisses the Prime Minister of Isreal on TV. I don’t care how many troops die so long as we don’t quit. Ever. Even if we lose the entire Army in the desert trying to get Iraqis to get along. I’m behind them 100%. Forever. ‘Cause that’s what it’s gonna take. I call on all Americans to have at least 6 kids over the next 8 years so that we’ll have more troops trying to make the Shia love the Sunni in the generations to come. You may ask yourself, How will this all end? How do we know that our troops dying will lead to peace between the two groups? We don’t. But its better than quitting. You see we have two choices: Have our kids die in the desert for the next few decades or quit. Cowardly libs quit doing the impossible. Patriots do the impossible forever. Hell if it were up to us we’d still be in Vietnam. The death toll would be nearing 1 million by now, but at least we didn’t quit and we supported the troops. Granted it would be a bunch of dead troops, but troops just the same.
I know that you cynics out there are thinking that Bush is just going to play this out until he leaves office so that someone else can take the blame for the inevitable failure. You might call that immoral. I just call it politics. So what if a few thousand more kids die between now and 1/20/09? The important thing is that Bush not look like he screwed up. Now that’s supporting the troops the GOP way.
RWNJIFG
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 2:38 PM | Link to this
Liberals,
Do you have to present so many phony posters to try and make a point? Right Wing Nut Job is a liberal nut job trying to be cute. He is not.
Others, like Thomas, don’t have the foggiest notion who the enemy is. Oil???
Others try to dump on religion as some kind of culprit. Rapture (whatever that is)?? Jesus to clean up the mess?
The rest are so busy calling names that they have no point at all.
And, amazingly enough, all liberals have forgotten that their Democratic members in Congress voted for this war. Just like Bush, they saw incriminating evidence from the CIA and thought they should protect us. The British felt the same way. Your memories are very very short and selective. Why don’t you suggest IMPEACHING all of CONGRESS?
Yes, RE and mm, it is possible to not like(support) the president or the war but it is a hard act to pull off. If I tell you I don’t like your leader and don’t like what you are doing, do you really think I support you? No way.
Our troops are not fooled by this “support but but but…..”. The enemy is not fooled either. Make up your mind. You either want to WIN this war with support or lose it with excuses.
By Midori
July 9, 2007 2:41 PM | Link to this
LOL
I think I may have found Andy!!
By JNH
July 9, 2007 2:45 PM | Link to this
I would think that ex-CEOs of major corporations could do better than that, or have better things to do. Don’t you have a pool to 11:09AM
“A MINIMUN OF ONE PERSON NEEDED TO START A CORPORATION?” Hello????
By Right-wing nut job in full glory
July 9, 2007 2:52 PM | Link to this
Dusty, I want very much to win the war between the Shia and the Sunni. It is the war we expected. It is the war we planned for. It is the war we must win.
I agree with you that the Democrats voted to authorize the use of force if Saddam didn’t comply with the UN resolution to disarm. Clearly, he had not so disarmed which is why we found all of those stockpiles of WMD’s. So yes the Democrats in Congress got exactly what they voted for. Some might argue that we should have let the inspectors do their work, but they weren’t finding anything which was all the more reason to kick the inspectors out and start the war. Now that we did it for good and noble reasons and in full knowledge of the consequential Sunni/Shia conflict, we must win that conflict between those to groups even though neither has a stake in us winning it, but simply want to win it for themselves. If the Shia win, we lose. If the Sunni win, we lose. If they both lose, we win. The hard part is getting each side to agree to lose. But I’m sure that they will soon see that losing is the only way to win.
The difficulty is explaining to these libs how we win by neither group winning and how we recognize when we’ve won. Why don’t you go ahead and explain to these idiot libs how we are going to win the war between the Sunni and the Shia? I think if you explain it to them that they will get it. They are waiting….
RWNJIFG
By The Watcher
July 9, 2007 2:53 PM | Link to this
The question becomes, will D@@sters ever see the light?
Will she always be a “dead-ender” or might she have an epiphany and realize how sadly wrong she is?
It’s so sad to see her waste her talents in this way. She has a passable facility with the written word, but seemingly is without comprehension.
She posts and posts and posts, and we ignore, laugh or debunk.
Gotta grudgingly admire the fact that she keeps coming back trying to defend the indefensible.
She’s got enough guts to fight with the 101st Fighting Keyboarders, but why isn’t she in uniform?
Well, all we can do is hope she finally comes to her senses.
By The real Dusty
July 9, 2007 2:59 PM | Link to this
Our troops are not fooled by this support … The enemy is not fooled either.
And I should know. I speak for them. Me and the bad voice in my head.
(That’s right Musty, you tell those evil liberals that you’re the only one making sense. Ha! I know it’s hard without Andy, but you’re doing great. But don’t ever question me! Or I will tell the Bush Master.)
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 3:16 PM | Link to this
Dusters — Congress was lied to by Bush. They were dragged into the war because Bush lied to them and to the American people, who started to support the war. I think most of the Congressmen were not fooled, and knew they were being dragged into something useless, but they were gutless and along with it. But the ultimate blame for creating this national (and international) nightmare are the liars in the White House who dreamt up this war, and lied the nation into starting it. The Congresspeople who voted for the war deserve to not hold office. The Bush junta deserves a very long time in prison.
By mm
July 9, 2007 3:17 PM | Link to this
Dusty,
Glad to see that you finally realized RWNJIFG is making fun of the wingnuts. Wow, you are really perceptive. And I must admit he is hilarious.
Funny how you keep accusing Dems of voting for the war. Yes they did. They were lied to just like the UN was lied to, just like the American people were lied to, and just like the Brits were lied to. Get over it. At least 70 percent of Americans and all of the Democrats realize that THEY WERE LIED TO. They have enough sense to change their minds and seek the truth.
The homeymoon with the Brits is over. They have a new PM, so they’ll be leaving soon.
The troops don’t care what we think. They just want out of Iraq.
The Iraqis don’t care what we think. They just want us to leave.
The so called enemy doesn’t care what we think. They just want to continue their civil war which has raged for thousands of years.
Get a clue you parrot.
By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!
July 9, 2007 3:21 PM | Link to this
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Poor Dusty still deluded into believeing “THE DEMOCRATS” voted for the war in Iraq —
Uhh Dusty? Some democrats voted that way but the majority of the DEMOCRATS voted against the autorization of such a stupid obscene power to be given to the President.
The Republicans however were glad to hand over their power and authority to the Prez in that powergrab — lol - Yep the entire republican (Majority) surrendered without even a fight! — Gave the Prez and his cronies everything they wanted. In otherwords they did not do “THEIR JOB” of checks and balances.
Thomas/PNAC
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 3:22 PM | Link to this
Dusty @ 2:38 - “Do you have to present so many phony posters to try and make a point? Right Wing Nut Job is a liberal nut job trying to be cute.”
REALLY? I had no idea!
Dusty, DUH!!!!!!
By cochino
July 9, 2007 3:27 PM | Link to this
Until conservatives loose their 11th commandment, “Never Speak ill of another Republican,” they cannot be counted on to do what is in the best interests of this country. They will always be out for themselves, exclusionary. Liberals are inclusive, but with their eyes open, ready to call a duck a duck.
Quack.
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 3:28 PM | Link to this
LIVE EARTH ANTARCTICA
SCIENTIST BAND
By Blackadder
July 9, 2007 3:52 PM | Link to this
HOLY CRAP! I go away for a couple of months and I see you’ve killed off all the wingnuts. GOOD JOB!
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 3:53 PM | Link to this
Ah, liberals on the march against the war, the war they voted for and the war from which they run. Don’t rush. You are stumbling all over each other.
I am glad to know that you folks are so enlightened that you KNOW that Iraqi citizens have no desire for freedom. That those in the Iraqi Army are just playing soldier. That Sunni and Shia are BOTH Muslims whether they like each other or not. That alQueda has infiltrated Iraq and would love to establish headquarters there.
Well, duh, my friends, have you ever met a veteran from combat who loved war? Do you think this war is being fought for the FUN of it? Are you so blinded with hate for Bush that you have forgotten that terrorists plan to attack the USA again but they are busy now? Busy fighting our troops in Iraq, not America?
I love to hear about real honest-to-goodness Americans. Did you read about the veteran who lost the use of his legs when injured in Iraq? He is now winning awards in paralympics here and abroad. And you know what he said. He said that he couldn’t serve in the military anymore but he could still strive to do something for his country. And he is winning medals from his wheelchair to do that.
Ah well, you liberals don’t like that kind of loyalty. But some people really love this country, the kind of love you don’t have to explain.
By The Watcher
July 9, 2007 3:56 PM | Link to this
Ok, everybody
pick one
ignore
laugh
or debunk
By Right-wing nut job in full glory
July 9, 2007 3:57 PM | Link to this
When will you libs get it? Speaking ill of a Republican is speaking ill of America. We are America. You are not. We don’t talk bad about each other because we are the embodiment of the American ideal. If I were to say something like, I dunno, really out there like, “Cheney is a scumbag,” basically I’m saying “America is a scumbag.” Cheney and America are one in the same so I would never actually say such a thing.
The biggest threat to the GOP ideal are liberals who are faux Americans. They are not real Americans, so saying bad things about them is simply defending the country against all enemies foreign and domestic.
One day we will set up camps, round them up, and kill all the liberals in the name of God. Then we can get to the business of ridding the world of those dangerous religious zealots in the Middle East. Religous zealots are scary. You never know what zealots will do, unless they are Christian zealots. They’ve never hurt a fly, unless its a liberal, Muslim, gay, Indian, Jewish, or African fly. In which case we will kill it or enslave it as instructed by the Scriptures.
RWNJIFG
By The Watcher
July 9, 2007 3:59 PM | Link to this
No wait
I’ve got it.
D@@sters wants to take over Wooten’s column!
By The real Dusty
July 9, 2007 4:02 PM | Link to this
I love to hear about real honest-to-goodness Americans.
You know. ONLY the kind I approve of.
All those other Americans coming home from Iraq who don’t agree with me and who I don’t what to hear about can kiss my a$$ though.
Because that’s the kind of American I am and because, ah well, we neo-cons don’t like that kind of loyalty.
By Funny morons®
July 9, 2007 4:03 PM | Link to this
George W. Bush has racked up an impressive 802 days at either Camp David or his “ranch” in Crawford, Texas — only the famously lazy Ronald Reagan wasted more time at Camp David than our current idiot.
How can someone takes so much time off when we’re supposedly at war?
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 4:05 PM | Link to this
Watcher — I’m tired of debunking. It’s like explaining quantum mechanics to Terry Shiavo. So my choice is “laugh”. Dusters is simply too dumb for much else.
By cochino
July 9, 2007 4:11 PM | Link to this
No RWNJIFG, you don’t get it.
This once great country is going the way of all the finest empires through history. From irrelevance to glory to inconsequence.
Thanks Dick.
By Mrs. Godzilla
July 9, 2007 4:14 PM | Link to this
If I didn’t already ignore her, I say ignore.
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 4:16 PM | Link to this
OOPS! ALMOST FORGOT
The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 298
By Right-wing nut job in full glory
July 9, 2007 4:29 PM | Link to this
Dusty is again right. You don’t know that Iraqis don’t want freedom. Remember when Americans hated freedom and so we killed all the Indians so that we could have the whole country? Remember when we hated freedom so we enslaved Africans for 400 years. We were a freedom hatin’ bunch I tell you. But once we started loving freedom we stopped killing Indians and we freed the Africans. That’s how it works. When you want freedom you don’t kill people, you try to get along with them.
To sum up, Sunnis who kill Shia hate freedom. Shia who kill Sunnis hate freedom. Its really very simple.
And I love that Dusty has pointed out once again why we are there. We want the terrorists to come to the troops. They are like a big bug light for terrorists. Now some might ask well why not put the troops out in the middle of the desert so the terrorists would have to trudge all the way out there to kill our troops and we wouldn’t also be killed in sectarian violence? You know, some people ask too many questions.
I would also like to say kudos for making my point that liberals aren’t good Americans. That being the case, why haven’t you agreed with me that they should be rounded up and killed?
Also, when you get around to it, explain how we get to victory in Iraq. I asked you earlier to do that, and I understand you may be busy, but these libs need to know what victory is and how we get there.
RWNJIFG
By Politics Aside
July 9, 2007 4:33 PM | Link to this
We are stuck in Iraq. We can never leave. Ever
When the american people realize what bush has done watch out.
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 4:38 PM | Link to this
“That’s Just Impeachy!”
By IN THE NEWS
July 9, 2007 4:39 PM | Link to this
Out on the campaign trail, Mitt Romney has been boasting of some impressive accomplishments as governor of Massachusetts, while also outlining bold foreign policy proposals. But we found that Romney sometimes alters the past, exaggerates his record and traffics in ambiguous language.
By Cindy
July 9, 2007 4:41 PM | Link to this
Dusty, Did you know that the troops you claim to support are real people? The guard and reservists have other regular jobs.
Did you know that these troops have families; mothers, fathers, wives, aunts, uncles, cousins, grandparents, children and they are all affected by how these troops are affected by their experience?
Does it bother you to see our military men and women got into a war zone for 2, 3, 4 and 5 deployments?
Does it bother you that our troops are losing body parts and brain functions?
Do the deaths of these people bother you at all? The grief of the families?
Does it bother you that these real people are put in a “horror movie” environment and will never be the same again?
Does it bother you that the equipment is wearing out and our troops are more and more endangered by this prolonged deployment?
You are a real mindless, heartless b!tch. Your ignorant words are totally unworthy of any liberal’s consideration. You despise the US troops; you must be an Al Qaida supporter because you support and relish the destruction of our troops as much as you they. Nothing else can explain your attitude.
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 4:44 PM | Link to this
So many liberals. So much trivia. Not one supportive statement about the war, just a bunch of tripe about conservatives.
See what I mean? Our troops are over there fighting and you pinheads are over here griping about who voted for what and how fast you can run away and you don’t like it and IMPEACH everybody
And good grief!!! The President took a few days off (with phone, internet, and every form of communication) and that has never been done before and it is all Dick Cheney’s idea so it is BAD! Whooo, did I miss any of those good liberal points?
Oh yes, I think Bush had eggs for breakfast and everybody knows they are full of cholesterol!!! IMPEACH eggs!! Down with chickens. Liberals have spoken on issues they find so important.
By Can't Resist
July 9, 2007 4:48 PM | Link to this
“George W. Bush is a great and powerful leader, like a Greek hero. Even his mother admits he is the product of a Trojan casualty.”
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this
Dusty — please never go off meds again. You’re starting to make about as much sense as that guy who stands on the corner and talks really loudly, you just aren’t ever sure if it’s to himself or to others.
By Endust
July 9, 2007 4:54 PM | Link to this
So few Neo cons left and they are all trivial. Non one supportive statement for what 70% of Americans want, just more yada, yada, yada.
See what I mean? Our boys are over there fighting for the oil to fill the SUV tanks of soccer moms and those GOP scum are trying to find a way out of Iraq before they lose the rest of their seats in Congress. More Republicans will win in 2008 if Bush gets IMPEACHED.
And good grief, our beloved leader takes more vacation than any President ever did and still looks really bad right now.
Bush may have had eggs for breakfast, but he’s the chickenhawk.
By getalife
July 9, 2007 4:59 PM | Link to this
Looks like crusty has taken Andy’s place for the blog drunk.
Geez.
By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!
July 9, 2007 4:59 PM | Link to this
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Dusty!
The Republicans voted FOR the war - whereas the majority of Democrats voted AGAINST the war yah idjit’
So quit lying!
And I will remind you that this was not a vote to go to war! It was a vote to authorize military force if certain conditions were met that would allow such a military action to be taken after the UN concluded their work in Iraq.
Dubya even ignored that fact in this authorization and charged on in to Iraq’despite UN objections. — IMHO Bush went to war illegally and should now be tried as a war criminal! (and there is a real chance he will be someday)
WE WERE INVADERS - AND AGGRESSORS!~
History will not be kind to this President and his NeoNazi cronies!
Thomas
By The real Dusty
July 9, 2007 5:00 PM | Link to this
Just one neo-con. So much asinine bullsh-it. Not one realistic statement about the occupation, just a bunch of garbage about Americans.
See what I mean? Our troops are over there fighting and we dingbats are over here griping about who we think is a REAL patriot.
And good grief!!! The President took a few months off (with phone, the internets, and every form of mis-communication) and that has never been done before and it is all Dick Clark’s idea so it is BAD! Whooo, did I p-iss on any of those good liberals?
Oh yes, the voice in my head told me that Bush had eggs for breakfast and everybody knows they are full of cholesterol!!! BAN federally funded egg-cell research!! Down with Mexicans. Neo-cons have spoken on issues they find so important.
By Roger
July 9, 2007 5:01 PM | Link to this
Good toon. Those 2 are truly a sick, sick pair.
By Right-wing nut job in full glory
July 9, 2007 5:05 PM | Link to this
Dusty, this is great!:
“Oh yes, I think Bush had eggs for breakfast and everybody knows they are full of cholesterol!!! IMPEACH eggs!! Down with chickens. Liberals have spoken on issues they find so important.”
You have mastered the strawman argument with this one. You ascribe a position that hasn’t been made and then demean the argument that you made up. That is impressive right there. Keep up the good work!
BTW: Your explanation about how this is how we win and this is how we will know we won thing doesn’t seem to have shown up. Could you please cover that? I told eerybody that you could do it, but now you are starting to make me look bad.
RWNJIFG
By Duh stands for Democrat
July 9, 2007 5:21 PM | Link to this
{{{{{{{{{This nonsense will pass, Congress will go on recess, and Petraeus will have a chance to continue to produce results—and the president and his allies will have a chance to gain political ground here at home. Why on earth pull the plug now? What’s more, the president will lose any ability to mitigate the effects of the withdrawal or control it. The pullout will become a wild hell-for-leather race for the exit, and the result will be a triumph for al Qaeda and Iran, and a moral and geopolitical disaster for the United States.}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
A triumph for Al Qaida?
Now I know why the Democrats want to run from Iraq.
By liberalextremist
July 9, 2007 5:22 PM | Link to this
Perfect toon Mike. This states what it has been all along. Cheney is the ring leader; the puppet master. Excellent work today.
By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!
July 9, 2007 5:25 PM | Link to this
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Poor Dusty - and @@ -
The only 2 left to defend the neocon side.
Isn’t funny how BD, RW, Andy, (and a few other nicks) all vanished at the same time?
Cheers and Beers =- and Goodnight!
Thomas/PNAC
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 5:28 PM | Link to this
Ah well,now we are down to the nitty gritty…
Thomas says our troops are INVADERS! AGGRESSORS! That nobody voted for war, just the technicalities. What a mixed up kid(ha!). He’s no kid. There are better names for him.
Glad to see that he has spoken for all you I SUPPORT THE TROOPS and others. Thomas has expressed his hate for our troops and we KNOW where he stands.
Poor Cindy. No, I did not think our troops came out of kindergarten in their unprotected diapers expecting to play tiddlywinks. After hearing and watching my father, husband and son in their military experiences, I got the idea that it might be something a little different.
And now, now,…. nice ladies don’t use bad words. But then again, I said “nice”.
Real phony Dusty,
Sorry you don’t have the wits to write something original. But that’s all right. Bosch is in the ale again and he thinks it is funny. At that state, everything is funny. I guess you don’t need alcohol to knock the troops, etc., etc.
And speaking of drunks, there’s always getalife and the “bong” I believe he calls it.
But nevermind, I close for the day. But you have almost two hours left for trivia. Go for it!! (But I might be back! Yeah!! Guess guess!!)
By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!
July 9, 2007 5:41 PM | Link to this
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Dusty -
No where in any of my post today did I say anything negative about the TROOPS — Those guys and gals in the military are doing their job above and beyond the call of duty. 5 tours! for Reserves? Yeah they have been great sports to have put up with this garbage without complaining!
I’m just tired of you whining pseudo patriots that sit on your buns waving flags, spouting slogans, and talk about how great war is and how we should police the world and keep sending the military back to battle - while stressing those very troops to teh limits and ruining their home lives. That’s just sick!
No - it is I who spoke out in defense of the troops while you and the rest of the ChickenHawks for Life club continue to find ways to mis-use those troops in some macabre dance of death while glorifying war and greed!
I said WE — this Country! Under the orders of Our President! Supported by politicos, Neocons, and people like YOU - are Invaders and Aggressors. And when you get down to it - that is not a debate - The “United States of America” - DID INVADE IRAQ!
Deal with it!~
Thomas/PNAC
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 5:42 PM | Link to this
Someone needs to reboot the Dusty. It must be running Microsoft software, and seems to have gotten a virus.
By The Peoples for a Nuked Amerika' Century~!
July 9, 2007 5:55 PM | Link to this
-=-
Neocon-ism IS a Virus! —
-=-
By getalife
July 9, 2007 5:56 PM | Link to this
OMG, Moore is going off on CNN.
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 5:59 PM | Link to this
No Dusty, I’m not in the ale again, I’ve just been reading your drivel and it’s really sad. Your friends are gone. Just like the rest of the American population, you are in the minority.
You do need to get rebooted, because you’ve obviously gone blind, blind to your cause, and blind to the facts.
Like I told you Friday, I like to drink because it makes me forget how bad your guys have f*** up everything in the real world.
You keep up with that, keep your head in the sand. Maybe if you would drink a couple of ales, it may make your fogged up brain see a little clearer.
Sad, just sad.
Sad.
BTW, Michael Moore is on CNN right now. Wow, he’s giving Wolf a screaming at! Michael - calm down!
Welcome back Blackadder!
By @@
July 9, 2007 6:08 PM | Link to this
Oh my gawd, THERE’S ANOTHER WAR FOR OIL BREWING IN THE ARCTIC REGION.
Stay tuned for further developments.
The main players are expected to be Canada vs Denmark & The United States of America.
Let’s get ready to rummbbbllllleeee!!!
and you liberals?
Don’t forget your tin-foil hats.
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 6:13 PM | Link to this
PNAC, It’s a virus that hopefully we will soon have a vaccination for.
By hterrya
July 9, 2007 6:15 PM | Link to this
…
Hard to circle-jerk with most of your pals gone, isn’t it musty old Dusty? The TRUTH behind Mike’s funny, clever cartoon must have run them off.
With none of your pals to provide cover for you, your pathetic defense of the current corrupt, crooked president and his puppetmaster is shown for what it is: insanity.
And, your idiocy in calling the occupation and destruction of Iraq a WAR (though no War has been authorized by Congress under the Constitution - look at the legislation; it authorized an invasion, NOT a WAR) has no defenders on this thread, other than @@, who has mysteriously disappeared.
You are a lonesome Troll here, Musty/Dusty. Go find yourself another NeoCon circle jerk under some bridge far from those of us who see you for the phony human being you are.
Impeach DICKO, the current corrupt, crooked, puppetmaster and president-in-charge-of-Vice, NOW!
By Bosch
July 9, 2007 6:15 PM | Link to this
@@, Is that what your major corporation produces? Tin foil hats? You seem to be promoting those a lot lately.
I don’t like tin foil hats, they make my head look fat.
Michael Moore is going to have a heart attack!
By RE
July 9, 2007 6:15 PM | Link to this
funniest line of the cloumn from @@:
“Some Canadians even called for a boycott of Danish pastries.”
Where is that BD anyway?
By Drive-by Media
July 9, 2007 6:16 PM | Link to this
Dusty, @@, and Bye Danish, (but then I repeat myself), cant even tell you what the mission of US troops is in Iraq.
Yet, you would respect her criticism of Americans who are equally ignorant?
AND you would respond with possibly the most hacked rejoinders of the day with good spirited, ” aren’t we all having a great discussion and by golly it’s fun to blog” aplomb?
Do you have any idea how much torture it is for Atlantans to read your replies? That’s why nobody respects you, man. That’s why there is NO READERSHIP HERE.
We are stuck in Iraq. We can never leave. Do you know why? Follow:
First. What is the mission of US troops in Iraq?
Be careful. It’s a trick question. You’ll probably make a tongue-in-cheek salad toss out of yourself. (just hope cheney doesn’t spot you while he’s holding a salad shooter).
By The real Dusty
July 9, 2007 6:17 PM | Link to this
You must be glad to see that I have once again spoken for all you I SUPPORT THE TROOPS and others. I have declared that Thomas has expressed his hate for our troops and we (I have a mouse up my skirt) KNOW where he stands.
(That’s it Crusty! Lie and accuse everybody in one fell swoop at the same time! You really are getting the hang of this Andy thing! The Bush Master is going to be very pleased.)
And speaking of drunks, and watching my father, husband and son, I said “nice”.
By Dusty
July 9, 2007 6:19 PM | Link to this
Uh oh, Thomas is back tracking so fast he hit a mud puddle!
At 4:59 our dear Thomas loudly proclaimed “WE WERE AGGRESSORS!! WE WERE INVADERS!!”
Our troops went to Iraq fighting for us and the freedom of Iraqis. That’s who went there. Now Thomas wants to say he was talking about somebody else? Who?? Thomas, sitting at home in his easy chair? rushncap, grading papers? Cindy, polishing medals? Bosch, sipping ale? All of you were “Invaders”?
You liberals trip all over yourselves trying to act brave while sqawking “Aggressors! Invaders!” All that while our troops continue to fight for us and the war torn people around them. Shame on liberals. Shame. You are no credit to this country.
Bye now. Might be gone. Might not.
By Bumper Sticker
July 9, 2007 6:28 PM | Link to this
Oh my gawd, THERE’S ANOTHER WAR FOR OIL BREWING IN THE ARCTIC REGION.
This place is a waste of time. I rarely stop in anymore.”
Prevaricator.
The second concept of the Twelve Steps:
recognizing that outside power could help
By American First
July 9, 2007 6:31 PM | Link to this
So Dusty,
DId you support our troops in Somalia even though you hated Clinton?
And if i remember right the GOP cut and ran hard from Somalia…..
By rushncap
July 9, 2007 6:35 PM | Link to this
Wah wah wah, Dusters. Seriously, why are you here? You are yet to post anything useful at all.
By hterrya
July 9, 2007 6:37 PM | Link to this
Dusty, you dumb troll, stop talking about what is happening in Iraq as a WAR. What part about, “Congress has NOT declared war since the 1940’s” doesn’t your NeoCon-fixated brain understand?
As long as you call this a war, showing your IGNORANCE of the Constitution and our system of government, ANYTHING you say is suspect and spurious!
Go UNDER THE BRIDGE and STAY THERE!
By @@
July 9, 2007 6:42 PM | Link to this
Well hell Bumper Humper. Somebody has to drop in so you guys don’t nod off.
Alls wasting away of the leftist front here until, oops…a conservative pops in. Then you(r) head(s) pop up like little prairie dogs out of your holes looking for a close encounter.
I’ve been treating the pool, trimming shrubbery, cutting grass. Every once in awhile I need some AC and cold water.
Only then do I drop in to see what you liberals have been discussing.
Not much….but now I can return to the humid heat and hard work with a smile on my face.
Thanks!
By Gregg
July 9, 2007 6:50 PM | Link to this
Latest large poll says that 30% of American people think the Iraq festering fiasco is “going well.” How is it possible?? Never underestimate the gross stupidity of the American masses. These are just the hard-core fascist Repugs. One must add many, many additional percentage points to represent those really, really wanta pretend all is well, but somehow even they can’t quite delude themselves that deeply regarding THIS subject. And you wonder why and how it is that we have a Bush and a Cheney in office? I never wonder. Never. As long as we have ignorant hate-mongers loose and with a right to vote, it will remain this way. Just remains the same. Pitiful.
By Gregg
July 9, 2007 6:51 PM | Link to this
Latest large poll says that 30% of American people think the Iraq festering fiasco is “going well.” How is it possible?? Never underestimate the gross stupidity of the American masses. These are just the hard-core fascist Repugs. One must add many, many additional percentage points to represent those really, really wanta pretend all is well, but somehow even they can’t quite delude themselves that deeply regarding THIS subject. And you wonder why and how it is that we have a Bush and a Cheney in office? I never wonder. Never. As long as we have ignorant hate-mongers loose and with a right to vote, it will remain this way. Just remains the same. Pitiful.
By Gregg
July 9, 2007 6:51 PM | Link to this
Latest large poll says that 30% of American people think the Iraq festering fiasco is “going well.” How is it possible?? Never underestimate the gross stupidity of the American masses. These are just the hard-core fascist Repugs. One must add many, many additional percentage points to represent those really, really wanta pretend all is well, but somehow even they can’t quite delude themselves that deeply regarding THIS subject. And you wonder why and how it is that we have a Bush and a Cheney in office? I never wonder. Never. As long as we have ignorant hate-mongers loose and with a right to vote, it will remain this way. Just remains the same. Pitiful.
By Crystal Ball
July 9, 2007 6:52 PM | Link to this
“We must stay until there is freedom in Iraq. We cannot leave until there is an operating democratic government that meets its benchmarks and can protect the people of that country. If we leave now, the terrorists will follow us home.”
George W. Bush 2028
At the 60th reunion of the Yale graduating class of 1968
By bon scott
July 9, 2007 6:56 PM | Link to this
Dusty, I grudgingly admire your tenacity. I don’t question your patriotism or support of our troops.
But as others earlier today have said very well (why repeat it?) this Iraq mess was doomed from the get-go. Bush and his puppetmaster Cheney lied to Congress and the nation. There’s a reason Britain was the only nation offering serious support in 2003. And Blair and his party sufffered the consequences. Every other nation knew that a) Iraq had been already neutered militarily, and posed no serious threat to it’s neighbors, much less the US, and b) Removing Saddam would ignite ethnic hatreds that have been simmering in Mesopotamia for centuries. It was gonna happen sooner or later (Saddam wasn’t going to last forever under ANY circumstances). Surprised that no WMDs were found? Nobody else was. Surprised that Sunnis and Sias turned on eachother? The late Senator Moynihan predicted THAT would happen years before he passed away (read his final book, 1992’s “Pandaemonium”)
None of this surprised me then, with Bush’s “Bring ‘em on” immature macho dance fueling the inevitable. None of this surprises me now. Bush has shamed his party and his supporters. He’s shamed the US in the world’s eyes. I wish he and Cheney would just resign. I know, fat chance.
To Midori:
I think that I shall never seeeeeeee….
A tree as lovely as Andyyyyyyyyyy!!!!
By Bumper Sticker
July 9, 2007 6:58 PM | Link to this
Somebody has to drop in so you guys don’t nod off.
This place is a waste of time. I rarely stop in anymore.
Justifier.
The third concept of the Twelve Steps:
inventorying and admitting character defects
By hterrya
July 9, 2007 7:01 PM | Link to this
Comment by By @@, July 9, 2007 6:42 PM
That was a lame excuse to cover the REAL reasons for your absence.
You are NOTHING on this (or any other) thread without your circle-jerk buddies covering for you when you spout your NeoCon talking points and then get called out for it by those of us who know your talking points are crap.
I also suspect that you have no rejoinder for Mike’s BRILLIANT cartoon today.
You, like the rest of us, know that DICKO the SICKO is the puppetmaster for the current corrupt, crooked president.
Mike NAILED it, and YOU know it! 93+% of those of us voting that we LIKED today’s cartoon thought so, too.
Without your buddies, you are just a tiny, whiny, minority bully who is used to beating up on minorities, and doesn’t like the change of view.
Go hide under the bridge, nasty troll. Your circle-jerk buddies aren’t here to defend you!
By Midori
July 9, 2007 7:03 PM | Link to this
LOL, Bon Scott!!!
so good to see you :)
By Drive-by Media
July 9, 2007 7:06 PM | Link to this
The Map. It’s all about the Map.
Good maps are hard to find. We’ve got a doosie for Iraq’s borders.
Polls tell you nothing about the reality of the destiny of a US Troop-free Iraq.
We can never leave Iraq. The mission of US troops in Iraq is to hold together the map. The map.
It’s all about that map they drew after world war one.
That map, so arbitrarily drawn, (thank you france), is what will keep our troops there for a long, long time.
By Mrs. Godzilla
July 9, 2007 7:08 PM | Link to this
Lest we forget the goal.
Impeachment. Now.
Now, off to WWW Federation Tag team tennis.
Toodles.
By Andy
July 9, 2007 7:11 PM | Link to this
Dustmite, you are a pathetic figure. Why would you wish to so display your ignorance on a daily basis. As one who pulled more than his share of tough military duty, I’d love to grab your t**, put a helmet on your pointed head, drag you to Iraq and see you reacting to patriotism,” “heroes,” and the other crap you speak of.
By AmVet
July 9, 2007 7:13 PM | Link to this
{Dusty, I don’t question your patriotism or support of our troops.}
But I sure do.