Mike Luckovich

By Scooter

December 7, 2006 08:06 AM | Link to this

Considering all the children that need to be adopted it hurts me when lesbians choose to be artificially inseminated.

By Shawny

December 7, 2006 08:12 AM | Link to this

Cartoon Boy, you are a piece of Shi-ite!

You have crossed the line.
I don’t care that Mary Cheney is a lesbian, nor do I care that she elected to have a child. Personally, if she is happy, I am ok with it. Many conservatives are alright with her and others in her position, though we refuse to call that situation a marriage.

Now to make reference to the Immaculate Conception and tie it in to yet another Bush / Cheney / conservitives in general bashing is pathetic and irresponsible.

Here, on the the 65th anniversary of the invasion of Pearl Harbor, can you not find something more decent to pencil about?

Here is a cartoon that DOESN’T SUCK:

http://www.townhall.com/funnies/cartoonist/HenryPayne/2006/12/1

By ARB

December 7, 2006 08:21 AM | Link to this

Scooter, Before you pass judgement on ANYBODY’s decision to have their own child, perhaps you can tell me if you have adopted children or plan to have your own. Also, I am wondering if you are aware of the adoption laws for lesbian couples in the state of Georgia. Many would rather leave children in foster care than have them adopted by loving, caring, financially stable but gay homes because of their predjudices!

As a lesbian, 37 weeks pregnant with a child, I found this cartoon to be

By ARB

December 7, 2006 08:22 AM | Link to this

Sorry…got cut off…I found this to be funny! I am gay, I am pregnant, and I can laugh at the hypocricy of the situation!

By @@

December 7, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

O.K. ml, so Mary Cheney and her life partner have the confidence to bring a child into this world. The same world that the leftists feel is on the brink of destruction due to her Dad and Bush.

We should all be celebrating the new arrival. Why exactly would a leftist like you be using the little one for political propoganda.

BTW ml, did you know the birthrate in Iraq is on the rise?

By Eric

December 7, 2006 08:37 AM | Link to this

I find Mary Cheney’s pregnancy about as important as Tom Cruise’s wedding. Who gives flying fluck!

By Dirty Dawg

December 7, 2006 08:43 AM | Link to this

I’m sure this was for all the right reasons, but Law & Order will probably do an episode of Mary and Child making sure they’re in the mix for Daddy’s ill-gotten gains - namely the millions, and perhaps billions, he’s racked up from Halliburton, et. al. - once they get rid of that pesky ‘Death Tax’ thingy, of course. On the other hand, this sounds more like a Boston Legal bit.

And by the way, has anybody heard from James Dobson? Has he announced that washed his hands - too busy - of trying to rehab the Cheney’s - first Mary and her ‘illness’ then momma and daddy for their failure to appropriately deal with it?

By N-GA

December 7, 2006 08:45 AM | Link to this

Yep, the birthrate in the green zone is on the rise. Does Lynndie England’s love child count in this statistic?

As far as this cartoon, I appreciate ML’s efforts, but wonder what it will be like when this child is handed this cartoon when he/she is 14 years old.

By Scooter

December 7, 2006 08:56 AM | Link to this

ARB, yes I plan on having one child and adopting one child when I am ready for children. I would not use the gov’t to limit your freedoms and think homophobia is ignorant.

Also, me saying something hurts me is not passing judgement. Nor did I say adoption was easy for homosexuals and I agreed with current laws on the matter…

By Gestation Speculation

December 7, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this

….I heard Ann Coulter was the father.

By candide

December 7, 2006 09:30 AM | Link to this

Another immaculate conception!

By Mike

December 7, 2006 09:32 AM | Link to this

Wow, nice partisan cheap shot.

Any chance Mikey the slimeball will ever criticize a Democrat? No chance.

By Dusty

December 7, 2006 09:35 AM | Link to this

Ignorance is bliss! Luckovich invades religion to make a point that he considers political humor. He is neither ethical nor smart. Just a plain old ignorant busybody with no character, trying to make a buck off the private lives of others.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

Last night around the time that someone hacked into this blog and posted those comments attributed to me @10:27, I had visited RW’s blog and made some comments.

It appears I have hit a cord, once again.

I’d like for the management here to track down whoever posted that garbabe via their IP address.

Hint, hint, AJC Management.

However, being that RW likes to hack blogs, along with his partner in crime, Andy, I wouldn’t think they would have far to look.

I’m just sayin……….

By Midori

December 7, 2006 09:40 AM | Link to this

I posted before I say RW’s comments, and I only have this to say: you’re as transparent as Alice’s looking glass.

Ok, so following RW’s logic, because I let them know the cartoon was up, I simultaneously hacked into this blog and posted that stupid crap above.

RW, you ignorant slut.

I only post stuff like that to counter you and your coven’s taunts of calling people parrots, tho you morons are the biggest parrots on earth.

second, I brought your attention to the cartoon, well, just because.

I knew it would make you and your holier-than-thou coven’s heads explode.

Happy trails, y’all :)

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 09:43 AM | Link to this

Oh this is beautiful, Mike! You totally had me going in a different direction. Great!

Shawny, it’s ok, don’t worry about it. Mike has a different target audience. It’s for people with a sense of humor. And @@, it’s great news that birth rate is up in Iraq! That means that the casualty rates are not going to drop 15 years hence. Wonderful!

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 09:44 AM | Link to this

N-GA, I think that child is going to laugh when handed the cartoon. Now if the cartoon was “your mom’s a whore”, I think that would be a bit different.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 09:47 AM | Link to this

before I go, I want everyone to see RW’s blog comments in question and see what a dishonest, stupid cretin he is

It’s obvious when I made the hacking reference I was answering a question the idiot posed to ME.

By Benny 16

December 7, 2006 09:51 AM | Link to this

Shawny,

The Immaculate Conception does not refer to Jesus’ conception. It is the Catholic dogma that the Blessed Virgin Mary was preserved from the stain of Original Sin from the very moment of her conception. Tomorrow, Dec. 8 is the Feast Day of the Immaculate Conception.

By getalife

December 7, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

I had a feeling this woyld be today’s toon.

Great work Mike.

The wingnuts are howling about Mary taking Daddy’s words, “GFY”, to whole new level.

Oh, the irony.

By N-GA

December 7, 2006 09:59 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

I certainly don’t know what his/her reaction would be if the situation ever arises…but as much as I enjoy ML’s toons, I would tend to error on the side of caution when using a real person to lampoon someone or something (even if the target deserves lampooning).

Let’s hope that Mary Cheney is able to live with her own hypocrisy as she supports the Bush administration in spite of its position(s) on homosexuals. That should be an interesting discussion with her son/daughter when the time comes.

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

Is it just me or does Midori sound like she’s protesting just a little too much?

Who knew parrots were hackers?

ml,

65 years ago today Pearl Harbor was attacked, thanks for commemorating that solemn occasion.

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this

N-GA: as you mentioned, I think Mary Cheney’s child is going to have to deal with some far more intriguing issues. S/he would have to deal with growing up in a lesbian home, having 2 mothers and no father. S/he would have to deal with her granddaddy being one of the most hated men in America at the time of his or her conception. S/he would have to deal with growing up in one of the most powerful families in a political party that professes to hate and/or pity her parents. I think dealing with a 15 year old cartoon would be the least of her worries.

I agree with you about the interesting conversations. There will be many of those.

By Diogenes

December 7, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this

Mike,

Mary Cheney’s pregnancy is strictly a non-issue; using it to tease the Bush administration and its fundamentalist supporters, however, is priceless. That’s the essence of good satire: use the trivial to highlight a greater truth.

The greater truth is that the fundamentalists are seeking separation from the larger body politic, even as the more moderate Christian community seeks separation from the extremists. Soon, the schism will be so great that the two populations will cease to interbreed. The conditions will then be met to evolve distinct species. This condition would please the fundamentalists in their desire for isolation, but would no doubt confuse them because they deny evolution even as they commit evolution, unless, of course, they evolve the capacity for immaculate conception as you so satirically envision. Very well done, Mike.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this

Getalife,

I loved the toon so much, I could’nt wait for today’s gnashing of teeth and poo-pooing Mike for being “crass”.

This from the same people who couldn’t let go of a botched Kerry joke, for what 2 months?

Mary Cheney doesn’t concern me. What does concern me is the overall constant gay bashing from the right, and the way her father used gay marriage as a way to further divide the country.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Not protesting, RW, the original scumbag - just setting the record straight.

SQUAWKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not protesting, RW, the orginial scumbag — just letting the people here see what a low life you are. A stupid one at that. Not very original, either.

SQUAWKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Cindy

December 7, 2006 10:10 AM | Link to this

Cute, Mike. I don’t think the neocons have a sense of humor, though.

This is not about Mary’s choice or the little one. It is about the hypocrisy of the right.

By Jenn

December 7, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

Thank You, Shawny. I too, thought that ML would have done something for Pearl Harbor….

By getalife

December 7, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

Midori,

Yep w and cheney have destroyed the wingnuts priciples.

Abortion, they blow up babies.

Welfare, Iraqi welfare.

Same sex marriage and gay bashing, Mary Cheney:

“Janice Crouse of Concerned Women for America described the pregnancy as “unconscionable.” “It’s very disappointing that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that will never have a father,”said Crouse, a senior fellow at the group’s think tank. “They are encouraging people who don’t have the advantages they have.”

They still have God but w said God told him to kill in Iraq.

By Dusty

December 7, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

RW(the original),

Thanks for the nice Pearl Harbor tribute on your blog. It is a day we should never forget. It was a time when Americans stood together against the enemy.

By Curly Girl

December 7, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

Mary Cheney’s good fortune reminds me of my own joys of motherhood.

I am a woman that most would consider rubenesque, zaftig, pearshaped, or even bovine. Like Senor Limbuagh, I had oversized toilets installed in my trailer to accomodate my plus-sized personna.

Several years ago, I felt a rumble in my bowels in the middle of the night. Worrying that my Depends would not be up to the job, I staggered my way out of bed to the toilet. Whereupon my bowels exploded in an undescribable feeling, a mixture of pain and orgasmic ecstasy.

When I looked in the toilet, there were my triplets - @@, Danish, and RW, swimming amongst my effluvia. I didn’t even know I was pregnant!

It was the happiest day of my life!

By Grandchild of Devils

December 7, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

I, the unborn fetus in the womb of Mary Cheney, will join my Cheney cousins and the grandchildren of Barbara Bush as the Horsemen of the Apocalypse…

By Jenn

December 7, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this

RW— Very nice, indeed. It must have been very hard for ML to remember a very important day in history.

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 10:50 AM | Link to this

OK, curly, that’s just sick.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 10:52 AM | Link to this

Hey Shawny,

here’s another cartoon that doesn’t suck!!

By Shawny

December 7, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

Nah..ML wouldn’t do something on Pearl Harbor, because that is something that we could all rally around.

He is a divider, not a uniter. Well, maybe he unites one side.

Thanks for the education, Benny. I don’t know the Catholic faith so well. I was referring to the conception event, not so much to the celebration or other points.

Yeah, I get the humor, and found a little chuckle in its intended reference. I just find it in poor taste with lousy timing to boot (considering what he could have honored instead). Partisan hack.

By Jenn

December 7, 2006 10:58 AM | Link to this

Midori— I viewed the toon that you linked. That guy/gal isn’t very talented in drawing…

By Political Foreskin

December 7, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

Bullseye! 1 of Luchovich’s best effort by far. When I’m jealous that I didn’t think of a bit, then you know it’s good.

I’ve never been more jealous of a comedian than I am of Mike Luckovich right now.

He stays in the season, and yet still hits the long ball? Do any of you jouralists know how hard that is? Do any of you geniuses care?

By Political Foreskin

December 7, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

The same five trolls write 90 percent of the comments here every day.

Gee, I wonder what they’re going to say next? Certainly not the same projectile turds they’ve slaughtered common sense with for the past six months, right?

RIGHT!

bwa

By Midori

December 7, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this

NEW YORK - Conservative leaders voiced dismay Wednesday at news that Mary Cheney, the lesbian daughter of Dick Cheney, is pregnant, while a gay-rights group said the vice president faces “a lifetime of sleepless nights” for serving in an administration that has opposed recognition of same-sex couples.

Janice Crouse of Concerned Women for America described the pregnancy as “unconscionable.”

By Midori

December 7, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

((((By Jenn

December 7, 2006 10:58 AM | Link to this

Midori— I viewed the toon that you linked. That guy/gal isn’t very talented in drawing…))))

the author is Pat Oliphant, another Pulitzer prize winner.

so obviously, Jenn, he must be doing something right.

By Political Foreskin

December 7, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

The Iraqi Study Group’s conclusion: “It is inevitable that some radio stations will start playing Dixie Chick songs again. The only way to prevent this is for President Bush to declare Marshall Tucker Law. It’s our only hope to win in Iraq.”

bwa

Top that, @@, you simpleton.

By Jenn

December 7, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

Midori— I was just saying his drawing style isn’t very “talented”. ML does a better job of drawing his characters, even if I don’t care for most of his work, I can still tell who is who.

By Neil Hamburger

December 7, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

Political Foreskin : POSer

By getalife

December 7, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

Try this one Jenn

By Dusty

December 7, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

Well rushncap,

Thanks for the decent remark. You are getting the spirit of Christmas.

By Taylor

December 7, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

Diogenes, I find it offensive that you call Ms. Cheney’s pregnancy a non-issue.

I find it offensive that you would call her baby an it.

I find it offensive that you would call her baby a triviality.

You’re talking about a human being. You would do well to remember that fact and put political issues aside.

Mike, This one would have been better left alone. It will work itself out over time.

I agree with others here. Some kind of acknowledgement of Pearl Harbor would have been more unifying.

Why miss out on an opportunity to accomplish a feat beyond comprehension in today’s America?

It looks like you missed out again.

By Pope rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda I

December 7, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

PoFo, I’m not a big country music fan. Perhaps if the gals got into the vid biz, and changed their name to “Chokes on Dixie Chicks” they could get their redneck audience back.

By Cindy

December 7, 2006 11:37 AM | Link to this

Midori, Good toon you referenced. I must say that ML’s bush is so much better and when I pictured him in this I really did laugh.

By Truthman

December 7, 2006 11:39 AM | Link to this

Darn, got cut off.

As I was saying, Germany, Japan and Italy had EVERYTHING to do with our involvement in WWII.

Afghanistan has EVERYTHING to do with the GWOT.

Iraq has nothing to with anything except hubris, arrogance, revenge and failed policies.

Pearl Harbor, like the neo-conmen’s hold on American, is in the past. Let’s worry about the future so our men and women don’t have to die for a lie anymore!!

By @@

December 7, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

Hell, there’s my name again with a challenge from PoliFore.

Top what? Your “bush peeper”? Your chick magnet?

I thought you nicknamed it your “shortbus” Johnson.

I’ll agree that we are now imbedded in nearby Iraq. But you and I in bed?

I perish at the thought little fella.

Try Midori. She’s your swooner. Not me.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

wow, @@

can’t fight your own battles, without evoking my name?

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

Taylor, you are easily offended. So let me put your mind at ease:

The -baby- isn’t a “triviality”; the issue of Cheney’s daughter having a child is a triviality, in the same sense that millions of people do that every week.

The baby is an “it” because the baby does not yet have a gender. Therefore it’s hard to figure out how to refer to this embryo.

Mike’s job isn’t to unify. Mike’s job is to comment on current events. Yes, he could have mentioned Pearl Harbor. But this is by no means a given.

By Republican Pork

December 7, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

PoFo- It’s a blast porkin those Republibabes. That guilt trip schizophrenia thing is a major turnon.

No…stop….don’t…stop…don’t stop…oh damn…don’t…don’t stop…please don’t…don’t stop…

It’s pretty easy to score with those honeys though, their menfolk just can’t seem to rise to the occasion so their women are always hot to trot. Remember Rush Limbaugh the Viagra addict?

Just be careful and WEAR PROTECTION. Ya never know what kind of diseases one of those Republican chubby chippies will be carryin around.

By Pumpin Up the Prosperity

December 7, 2006 12:35 PM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - The number of newly laid off workers filing claims for unemployment benefits dropped last week by the largest amount in six months.

Hell, the Democrats are already pumpin up the prosperity and they ain’t even taken office yet!

By @@

December 7, 2006 12:37 PM | Link to this

Dang Midori, I was trying to help you out here.

PoliFore is no battle. He thinks I’m vicious and cruel. I think he’s your champion. He doesn’t like the way I pluck at your feathers maybe.

He adores you. He’s said so. Now you can throw your thingamajigger out and enjoy the “little things” in life.

I’m going on record as saying I support the union of PoliFore and Midori. Really I do.

By Teh Mikey

December 7, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

When I finally finished laughing at the toon, I fell out of my chair laughing after reading the comments that followed.

You people are hilarious.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 01:00 PM | Link to this

@@,

you’re slipping.

where’s your post blaming Mary’s pregnancy on John Kerry’s botched joke?

By dee

December 7, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

For those who say: why don’t they adopt?

Uhm. I don’t know about Virginia, but many states have laws against gay or lesbian adoption.

By Alex

December 7, 2006 01:16 PM | Link to this

There was recently in VA a case where a lesbian mother lost custody of her kids because the courts found that her lifestyle was not good for raising a kid. The woman was devastated and she cried and wailed in court.

I think of her when I hear Mary Cheney is pregnant. Will she face the same sort of justice the other VA lesbian mom did?

I doubt it. The Republican Elite live in a different world than you and I. Hypocrisy is just standard business to them.

By Lord Help Us

December 7, 2006 01:18 PM | Link to this

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I wonder IF…

In response to the blistering repudiation delivered in bipartisan fashion this week…

IF…there will be apologies coming from the Bush Administration, its loud/obnoxious echo chambers (Fox, Limbaugh, Hannity, et al) and its equally ignorant dittohead followers???

Many apologies are owed to those that stood out from the crowd early and questioned our direction in Iraq.

These honorable, patriotic Americans, such as (Murtha, Clark, Carter, etc.)have been accused of:

-treason -lacking patriotism -endangering our troops -supporting Al Qaeda -etc.

AND, you know what…The people that questioned this war were RIGHT!!

By getalife

December 7, 2006 01:21 PM | Link to this

“Clenis” did it.

By Buy Danish

December 7, 2006 01:27 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Speaking of John Kerry, thank you for reminding us of his pathetic attempt to tamper the enthusiasm of voting Republicans by shamelessly exploiting Mary Cheney during a Presidential debate.

It didn’t work, did it?

That is my cartoon comment^^^

By Midori

December 7, 2006 01:30 PM | Link to this

Clenis knocked up Mary Cheney?

Oh, My!!! :)

Da*n Clenis needs a 24-hour clenis guard :)

By Shawny

December 7, 2006 01:37 PM | Link to this

Underestimating insurgency = wrong Planning getting in = wrong Planning getting out = wrong

Taking out that ruthless murderer of hundreds of thousands of his own people, let alone his “enemies” = right

By Midori

December 7, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

BD,

you just don’t get it. While the world is dealing with “tough” issues, all you morons can focus on is non-issues such as John Kerry’s botched joke.

America saw thru and tired of your dumb crap, hence the Democratic victoRIES last month.

And I intend to remind you of it each and every chance I get.

Add to that, I wasn’t talking to you in the first place.

Moron.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

Shawny,

so it makes it right that someone else besides Saddam is murdering hundreds of thousands Iraqis?

Is that it?

The Iraqis can be slaughtered by the thousands, just so long as it isn’t Saddam doing the slaughtering?

I thought we went into Iraq because Saddam had this gigantic can of Raid, which he was going to shoot into space so that it could spray the United States from up in the heavens?

But heck — what do “I” know…..

By Lord Help Us

December 7, 2006 01:51 PM | Link to this

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Shawny,

Only in neocon fantasyland do three ‘wrongs’ make a ‘right.’

By getalife

December 7, 2006 01:52 PM | Link to this

Shawny= idiot.

They had better security under Saddam loser.

By somenyguy

December 7, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

Yes, damn that John Kerry for expressing support and empathy for Mary Cheney — as opposed to the homophobic demagoguery of her father’s cronies!

I wonder if Ms. Cheney’s pregnancy will inspire the right-wingers to suggest she have an abortion.

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

Shawny, so it’s our job now to “take out” every bad ruler on the planet, right? I’m assuming you’re volunteering to be in the first wave to hit North Korea, then Syria, then Somalia, then Lybia, then…

Getting rid of Saddam Hussein = good. Making the situation worse than it was under Saddam Hussein (as it is now) = not quite so good. That’s like your doctor coming to your and saying “Well, the good news is that Shawny’s heart attack risk even after decades of poor diet and hard living is virtually nonexistent.” “That’s great, doc! When can we see him?” “Now if you wish. The morgue is down the hall, on the left…”

By Shawny

December 7, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

If the democrats love taxes so much, why don’t these pitiful GA Dem lawmakers pay theirs?

http://www.ajc.com/metro/content/metro/stories/2006/12/07/1207taxlegis.html

Why simply dock their pay? Why not toss them out?

Sad.

By RE

December 7, 2006 02:01 PM | Link to this

Didn’t the Iraq Study group, after who knows how much money and time spent compiling information, basically come to the conclusion that the US should do everything Murtha outlined a year ago?

By Shawny

December 7, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this

LHU, it was executed poorly. That is all.

Geta…nevermind. It would have been censored.

Any D.A. can see that there is no security now. Duh. Result of poor planning and execution.

100s of 1000s just in Kurds alone. By your logic, you would be living in British territory under King George IX. Glad that there is nothing worth fighting for.

By Cindy

December 7, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this

Under Saddam, the Shias and the Kurds were slaughtered. Now the Sunnis are being slaughtered too, often just because they have a Sunni name. I guess that = right.

By Huge

December 7, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

On this solemn day of rememberance, I would like to thank all of the hundreds of thousands of men and women who served in this nation’s defense against the Axis.

Without them, we would not have anything. Certainly not our freedom and very likely not even our lives.

This nation will always have enemies, both foreign and domestic. We must never allow the foreign ones ANY success. And we must send the domestic ones back to the dark ages where they belong.

FDR, a grand president, but one who almost certainly would have been despised by today’s neo-cons, said that “We have nothing to fear but fear itself”.

The current president, a failure on many levels, says the very opposite. “Live in fear. Only we know how to protect you.”

These “domestic enemies” who mistakenly think their stripe of patriotism and their brand of religion are the only true ones are dangerous. An enormous percentage have never worn this country’s uniform in time of war but shamefully and cowardly call into question the loyalty of those of us who have. They must be minimalized before they succeed in destroying the greatest nation on the earth.

Stand up and speak out against the war. Never tolerate injustice and bigotry, from any quarter. Never again accept such mediocrity from our elected leaders.

May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our own country! ~Daniel Webster .

By Shawny

December 7, 2006 02:11 PM | Link to this

Great point. There is lots of bloodshed in Iraq now. Thanks for the newsflash.

There will be until order is restored. What is your plan to bring peace to the region?

Assume that it was unacceptable to topple Saddam. Suppose, for arguments sake, that he continued to use gas and chemicals on his countrymen. What would you have done? Buried your head in the sand and said “glad it wasn’t me”?

By Lord Help Us

December 7, 2006 02:16 PM | Link to this

Shawny, it was MUCH, MUCH more than poor ‘execution’ that got us in the mess we are in…

It was lying, it was using the war as a political weapon, it was foreign policy that backfired, it was hubris, it was questioning the patriotism of those that challenged any aspect of the war, it was refusing to acknowledge reality, it was alienating allies, etc.

To spin this as, ‘Oh well, it was just executed poorly,’ illustrates naivete beyond belief…

By Buy Danish

December 7, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Au contraire little parrot - I get it perfectly.

John Kerry as a Presidential candidate exploited Mary Cheney during a debate with George Bush. Mike Luckovich is exploiting Mary Cheney with this cartoon. Both men anticipated a response that did not meet their expectations.

What do those failed hopes tell you about the accuracy of their assessment of conservatives? It tells me that they don’t have a clue about what is really in our hearts and minds.

Yet, oh-so predictably the Leftists who choose to “express” themselves here are unleashing their juvenile artillery of vulgar bile and venom.

As to your astonishing call to action, Conservatives have been trying to get YOU and your angry comrades here and around the world on board to fight the threat of IslamoFascism for a very long time.

Your cumulative response has been “Bush sucks!”. So spare me the lecture about how YOU are interested in solving “tough problems”.

You’re interested in one thing , and one thing alone…namely, “Midori”. A tough problem no doubt, but one that is not our responsibility.

By RE

December 7, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

Shawny, the problem with your arguement is that..Sadam didn’t gas his own people or do much of anything since the 91 gulf war.

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 02:21 PM | Link to this

Shawny, I love your analogy with the American Revolution. It’s absolutely brilliant, and I agree wholeheartedly.

So here is what would have happened had the U.S. independence from Britain followed the same process as the current invasion:

America is chafing under British rule, high taxes, unjust laws, etc. It’s hard. Abdülhamid I, the Muslim Sultan of the Ottoman Empire decides to invade America, to help us. Some revolutionaries want him here, the majority of the public has no reason to think he’s any better than the Brits. After a short war Abdülhamid gets rid of all previous governments, and imposes a sultanate-style government in America. The local society, of course, has no desire for such a structure, nor experience with it. He allows the local politicians to officially rule, as long as America does not become too Christian-y. America then disintegrates into a civil war, with various factions (slaveholders, abolitionists, loyalists etc.) fighting for control of the country, killing each other and, as much as possible, the Ottoman soldiers. The foreign invaders are universally hated, local religious leaders of various fundamentalist Christian sects warn Americans that the Turks want to eradicate Christianity and establish a Muslim empire.

Should I go on to the glorious conclusion of the story, Shawny?

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

Shawny, Saddam has not used chemicals on his countrymen since the 80’s. We stopped selling those to him when he became “bad” during the invasion of Kuwait.

—- There will be until order is restored. What is your plan to bring peace to the region? —-

Shawny - I come into your house, and take a nice, large, particularly aromatic dump right in the middle of your living room. What’s YOUR plan to make it smell less?

By @@

December 7, 2006 02:30 PM | Link to this

I’m dropping in for a little fun, and then I’m gone till later.

Midori:

Did you just say that the bullets Kerry has been shooting all these years are a botched joke?

What a horrible thing to say about his children.

I’m not sure who made the donation that resulted in Mary’s pregnancy. It’s really none of my business. There’s a reason they keep those things private. Liberals are into voyeurism though, so is it any wonder ml has injected himself into this opening.

Anyway, about slipping! We conservatives have offered you cracker upon cracker. You should just enjoy the crackers instead of letting your cheese slip off of them for everyone to see.

Though I must say, it is entertaining to watch. Others may not enjoy it as much as I do.

Your meltdown yesterday seems to have you all over the place today “literally” speaking. Literally, get it? It’s so easy to pick them out too, no matter what name you use.

By Lord Help Us

December 7, 2006 02:39 PM | Link to this

BD,

Hate to jump in (not that much…), but after 3.5 years, squandering our respect around the world, hundreds of billions of dollars, three thousand lost service men and women, tens of thousands of injuries to our service men and women, tens if not hundreds of thousands of innocent Iraqi deaths, etc., etc…

After ALL this…

We are WORSE off than we were before.

By Shawny

December 7, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this

How can I compete with such vision, Rushie? Nice story. Though we aren’t imposing Christianity on them. They elect their govt. They write their constitution and ammend it as they see fit. At first sign of civility, we are outta there.

Forget if you think we are there for the wrong reasons. Forget that way way way too many people have died (for various reasons). What do we do now? Can’t call timeout. Can’t punt. Out of audibles. Whacha gonna do…mildew or barbecue?

By Jay not jay

December 7, 2006 02:49 PM | Link to this

The ISG didn’t tell anyone anything that wasn’t already known. It’s not going to change anything. So I don’t know why the liberals act like some big light has been turned on.

And this somehow equates to the same as Murtha’s plan to redeploy immediately to Okinawa? Ok…

The tactics on the ground have been and will continue to be adjusted virtually everyday. The “stay the course” plan as it has been called has been to continue to help try to provide some security and train the Iraqi military so they can defend the government and it’s citizens. It has already been said it would be the end of 2007 before a troop withdrawl could begin.

So what’s new?

By stu pidashols

December 7, 2006 02:52 PM | Link to this

o[iwe[onv[oe 9 -q9eyq q=092851u cghvhc

It tells me that I don’t have a clue about what conservatism really is.

Yet, oh-so predictably I choose to “express” myself here by unleashing my juvenile artillery of vulgar bile and venom.

By Dubya

December 7, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

I done tole you before n I’m tellin you agin: We’re winning in Eye Rocky! Pay no tension ta what them others say. I’m jest proud ta be a right-wing Murcun born agin Christian. I like this born-agin stuff. Ya jest do hit whenever you like. Next time I git born agin I’m gonna try ta git me a…brain. God bless Murcuh!

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 02:58 PM | Link to this

Shawny, I know we’re not imposing Christianity on them. But THEY don’t. And in my story, if you read it, I don’t say the Ottomans make us Muslim. I say the Christian leaders claim that. Think about it. Saudi Arabia invades the U.S. You honestly don’t think there would be a widespread fear that they’d try to make this country Muslim? Come on. And yes, they do elect their government. But it does not control our troops, which are above any Iraqi law. Not saying that’s necessarily bad, just stating fact. How much faith would you put in our government if we had a standing foreign army in Washington and all over the rest of the nation, and it was not under any control by our elected officials?

Shawny, I agree, the question is what now. That is important, the single most important thing. But the first step to remedying the situation is getting rid of those who got us there to begin with. How does one trust them to find a solution when they are responsible for the total meltdown to begin with. Second of all…. I don’t know. I honestly don’t. No one does. It’s possible to screw up a situation beyond repair. Mission Accomplished there. I don’t know what to do next. I really don’t want us to leave Iraq because I feel we owe it to them to restore some sort of decency to the country. But at the same time I feel that a large-scale civil war may wind up being unavoidable here. Breaking up the country may be the best solution. But… I dunno. Do you?

By Abe

December 7, 2006 03:03 PM | Link to this

Bushie’s at it again re press conference. He only knows how to deny and lie. Maybe he can get daddy to cry for him too.

By getalife

December 7, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

Here is something they are not telling you about Iraq:

“Stepping Into Iraq” starts by reminding President Bush that in February 2003 the Saudi Foreign Minister had warned him that if the US removed Saddam Hussein by force he would only be solving one problem by creating five more.

Obaid goes on to point out that had the President followed the Foreign Minister’s advice, Iraq would not now be facing “full blown civil war and disintegration.”

The thrust of the message, however, is a thinly veiled warning to the US not to walk away from Iraq. Obaid quotes the Saudi Ambassador who said last month: “Since America came into Iraq uninvited, it should not leave Iraq uninvited.” And Obaid adds, “If it does, one of the first consequences will be massive Saudi intervention to stop Iranian-backed Shiite militias from butchering Iraqi Sunnis.”

By Buy Danish

December 7, 2006 03:26 PM | Link to this

Huge Demagogue,

Regarding your 2:10 -

FDR took us to War in the battlefield of Europe after we were attacked by the Japanese.

There’s a lesson there for you and your comrades, if you could stop with your ridiculous hate-filled diatribes disguised as a patriotic speech long enough to figure it out.

It’s perfectly disgusting that you cannot begin and end your Pearl Harbor Memorial speech without resorting to pure partisanship and slanderous statements that are a gross misrepresentation of the hearts and minds of those you seek to “minimize”.

The most important element in winning this war and securing our liberty is for us to be unified against a common enemy.

The government and all its power can only do so much to protect us when certain segments of the American people are unable or unwilling to correctly identify the enemy. Sadly for us, you are one of those people.

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this

—- The most important element in winning this war and securing our liberty is for us to be unified against a common enemy. —-

Ah yes, Danish’s dream in life: to find a common enemy. Someone to hate. Anyone. Doesn’t matter. Just as long as we all have one. It could be Muslims. Or Jews. Or blacks. Or gays. It matters little who it is we’re united in hating, as long as we have one.

By Newsflash for getalife

December 7, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

What are you, the liberal buy any lie and run with it media?

Saudi Arabia Fires Security Consultant For Iraq Remarks

Get a clue tool.

By RE

December 7, 2006 03:48 PM | Link to this

Great BD, lets untie against a common enemy, what is the enemy?

By Huge

December 7, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

Faketriot bigot,

As you choose to include yourself as one of the domestic enemies of this nation, then you are not as illiterate as I thought.

The most important element in winning this war and securing our liberty is NOT for us to be unified against a common enemy. You’ve never EVOLVED since the Vietnam War and thus parade out those ignorant old cliches. Stupidly, you miss that the most important thing is to have competent leaders to prosecute the defense of this nation against our enemies.

Dream on. No moral American in their right mind will EVER unite with you or your ilk on much of anything important. You simply have no credibility anymore.

As for you and your neo-con leaders identifying anything dangerous; it’s patently obvious that you and them couldn’t find your own a*******es, not matter how big, with both hands. But thanks for playing…

By @@

December 7, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

Gosh RE, I could have a bunch of fun with your 3:48.

Key words are Great, untie, against, enemy and what.

You used to display a very dry wit which I enjoyed.

Use your imagination.

By getalife

December 7, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

GFY Newsflash for getalife,

Why did Saudi Arabia demand Cheney to come talk?

Idiot.

By Political Foreskin

December 7, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

Cartoon Idea: Show St. Paul’s tomb being excavated and the Pope finding the a). missing WMDs……b). Jimmy Hoffa……c). the plan for iraq

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 04:23 PM | Link to this

d) a cave with a bunch of priests living there because that’s the last place the Vatican could move them so they don’t molest anyone. Although Jimmy Hoffa’s good too.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

The Bush administration routinely has underreported the level of violence in Iraq in order to disguise its policy failings, the Iraq Study Group report said Wednesday. …

On page 94 of its report, the Iraq Study Group found that there had been “significant under-reporting of the violence in Iraq.” The reason, the group said, was because the tracking system was designed in a way that minimized the deaths of Iraqis.

“The standard for recording attacks acts a filter to keep events out of reports and databases,” the report said. “A murder of an Iraqi is not necessarily counted as an attack. If we cannot determine the source of a sectarian attack, that assault does not make it into the database. A roadside bomb or a rocket or mortar attack that doesn’t hurt U.S. personnel doesn’t count.”

By Buy Danish

December 7, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

Amazing!

RE, Lying Rushncap,and Huge Blowhard can’t identify the enemy. They’re too busy dreaming up paranoid persecution fantasies.

Sorry, but I’m not a psychiatric nurse, so I can’t help you.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

Huge,

why do you waste your time trying to “discuss” anything with those ignorant witches?

they have their fingers firmly pinned into their ears, chanting in unison: “But John Kerry told a botched joke”…..

I suppose if they say it 3 times, all together, they expect a pot of gold to appear. Or something along those lines.

By Diogenes

December 7, 2006 04:35 PM | Link to this

Political Foreskin (418)

well said.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 04:38 PM | Link to this

Cram your way to victory a primer for the Wing nut coven of witches

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

No, Muffin, you’re not a psychiatric nurse. The nice lady who checks up on you is.

Why don’t you tell us all about how Saddam Hussein blew up the World Trade Center. You have time before your next shot, right?

By RE

December 7, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this

Who is the enemy?

How do we fight them?

Our the tactics being used to fight creating more of the enemy?

By Huge

December 7, 2006 05:03 PM | Link to this

Midori,

I know it’s a waste of time trying to help those who will not see. I guess the reason, like that of Clarence Darrow’s when he said at the Scopes monkey trial, is “to prevent bigots and ignoramuses from controlling the educational system of the United States.”

Bigot,

Lets just put it in black and white.

YOU are the enemy. YOUR bigotry and hate-filled ideas are the enemy of democracy and knowledge. Virtually everything you stand for is counter to freedom and justice for all. Your heroes, from the rightfully black-balled suck to Ann Coulter to Karl Rove, demonstrate just how far off track you’ve wondered. You, and your sorry sidekick Dusty, are contemptibly lost and merly mooching off of the sacrifice of true American patriots.

Your neo-con leader’s day in the sun has come and gone. The American people spoke loudly last month. Has your selective memory failed you again? And their message? To repudiate all the lies and ugliness that you stand for.

Go try and sell your uber right-wing garbage over at Wooten’s. It probably does pretty well there, given all the mental midgets that frequent that madhouse…

And you send them to their death,

With your every lying breath.

LIAR!!!!!!

By Huge

December 7, 2006 05:23 PM | Link to this

OK, off to dinner.

Too bad I can’t hang around and see what pearls of wisdom RW will no doubt share with us later.

Knowing him, it will be of the hit and run variety at 6:59ish.

Buy Danish,

Your mission, should you accept it, is to infiltrate those islamofascist cells in Dearborn and to report back if they have the missing WMDs.

Time is of the essence, so don’t screw around by stopping off at andy’s!

By getalife

December 7, 2006 05:51 PM | Link to this

How about w spewing at the reporters today.

England’s reporters of course.

Paging Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard, Dr. Curly.

Insane in the membrane.

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

Huge,

Have I told you you’re an ignorant boorish pig today?

By the way, dips-hit you can drop by my blog anytime of the day or night and comment or email from there, so there really is no hit and run posting.

By Buy Danish

December 7, 2006 06:01 PM | Link to this

Deranged deluded paranoids (You know who you are) -

Meet Saddam Hussein, supporter of Islamofascist terrorist organizations.

This is really easy to understand, and has lots of pictures too.

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 06:08 PM | Link to this

RE,

Could you point me to the section of the Iraq Surrender Group’s report that says we should immediately overrun Okinawa. Thank you in advance!

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 06:18 PM | Link to this

Sorry, Muffin. Your cute websites are all good and nice. However, every report issued on the matter (starting with the 9/11 Commission) has said Hussein had nothing to do with Al Quaeda or global terror networks.

Run along, dear. It’s time for another golf game.

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 06:24 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

Would you like to describe the origin of the “Boogie to Baghdad” theory?

Thank you in advance as well!

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 06:27 PM | Link to this

Oh, Muffin, here ya go, a whole lotta links: Wash Post Wikipedia. Note the “The intelligence community (CIA, NSA, DIA, etc) view, confirmed by the conclusions of the 9/11 Commission Report and the Senate Report of Pre-war Intelligence on Iraq, is that there was not a cooperative effort between the two and that Saddam did not support the 9/11 attacks.”

BBC

These are all actually reputable sites, rather than some hack job by a guy with 1 week’s worth of HTML training.

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 06:28 PM | Link to this

Hillary Clinton has invited all the top New Hampshire Democrats to Washington on the day of Barack Obama’s first visit there. I guess she’s not one of those girls rushncap knows that will do anything, and he means anything, for Barack.

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 06:28 PM | Link to this

I’d love to explain that theory, RW. First you made up the phrase “Boogie to Baghdad”. Then you typed them on this blog. Then you hit the “Post” button. Then you ran away like your usual scaredy-cat self.

Good enough?

By One of the Majority's Voices

December 7, 2006 06:31 PM | Link to this

Granny and RW? I thought you nuts had decided you were done with this blog. You were fed up with all the liberals crushing you under the weight of logic. What happened? The air was so clear in here without the smell of you two hurling constant bullsh!t. I know, ML’s place is like crack to you two. You can’t stay away. There is nothing else in your lives. Granny, don’t you have a log cabin repug to indoctrinate? RW, don’t you have a young lady to expose yourself to (if she’s carrying a magnifying glass)? And where’s cut and run Andy? I guess at least when he cut and runs he means it.

By ed lorenzo

December 7, 2006 06:31 PM | Link to this

Mary Cheney, the Vice President’s Lesbian daughter announced this week that she and her partner Heather are expecting a baby. For those of you who live beyond the hills or inside a barrel, a lesbian relationship is between two women and therefore they can not conceive a child. Last time it was recorded, it appears essential that sexual intercourse between a man and a woman is needed to procreate.

When I got up this morning I found my two large suitcases downstairs along with my laptop, my golf bags and the last two cans of my favorite beer. After two months of what I thought was a blissful marriage, things had obviously come to an end. I was pained and puzzled. My bride and I had not had a single disagreement, not even about the Iraq war or Mike Luckovich cartoons.

I rushed upstairs where my bride was still asleep on our King size bed. She woke up the moment I turned on the lights. “Darling” I asked her “What is the meaning of my bags and things all packed up as if you are rejecting me and do not wish to stay the course?”

Attractive as always and even more so with that rebellious hair on her lovely features and the scant nightie, she smiled sweetly and replied:

“Haven’t you heard about the lesbian Cheney girl? It means that men are no longer needed to have children! So long sucker!”

By RE

December 7, 2006 06:32 PM | Link to this

Could you point me to the section in the ISG report that says we should “stay the course” or that “they hate us for our freedom”?

By Buy Danish

December 7, 2006 06:33 PM | Link to this

Lying rushncap,

This is not just about al qaeda you freaking moron. Islamofascism is not limited to Al Qaeda.

Abu Nidal, Hamas and other TERRRORIST groups received direct assistance from Hussein. That is just the tip of the iceberg.

There are links to Al Qaeda, but you can eliminate them if you wish. You will still end up with a devastating portrait of a State supporter of terrorism.

It’s all here rushncap. Remain an ignorant fool if you want, but be prepared to accept the fact that Jews and American are targeted for mass murder.

BTW, They’re a bit too busy right now to care if you are gay or black. You are an infidel, an American and a Jew -and that’s all that matters.

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 06:36 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

Not nearly good enough oh semi-educated one, I did not make up the term. I bet your beloved Wiki page even tells you about it. Try Richard Clarke if that doesn’t help you.

By rushncap

December 7, 2006 06:38 PM | Link to this

Jeez, RW, you sure have had a lot of sand in your vagi-na since your party got it’s behind whooped something fierce last month. Time to start getting used to it. No reason to turn into li’l andy.

By One of the Majority's Voices

December 7, 2006 06:40 PM | Link to this

So you repugs still deny that Iraq is the biggest disaster any American president has ever committed? Well, you and w are the only ones. The soon-to-be secretary of defense obviously thinks it was a monumental mistake, as does the panel of old conservatives who have been working on the report that Bush is now “considering” (which means he’s having someone who knows how to read tell him what it says). So let’s see, there are almost none of you left. Will you change your tune when Bush, the “Deny-er” finally fessed up to his blunder (even though he’ll never fess up to his corruption)? Or will you still be saying that we attacked Iraq because of WMD’s after w has said, “No it was because of terrorism… no, it was to free the Iraqi people… no, it was for democracy… no, you know what, I effed up.”

By getalife

December 7, 2006 06:40 PM | Link to this

Gosh BD,

You just called w a liar.

Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11.

Will you ever get real?

By One of the Majority's Voices

December 7, 2006 06:47 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

I’m surprised you did Granny the service of clicking on one of her links. As I’m sure you have noticed, anyone who can discern Thoreau from Dr. Seuss can figure out that Granny’s websites have less credibility than the good Doctor’s books. She has the remarkable talent of finding the sites that pair the most bias with the least substance. It’s her gift, really. She doesn’t have many talents, so she uses what she’s got.

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 06:48 PM | Link to this

What’s that smell that just wafted through here. It smells like somebody has been spending a lot of time in the ultimate fighting locker room servicing the participants.

Liberal logic??? That’s a good one Oot

rushncap,

So you can’t answer? I didn’t think so!

RE,

Should I remind you that you are the one that said it was just like Murtha’s plan? Now quit your obfuscating and tell me what page or section deals with cutting and running to Okinawa.

By One of the Majority's Voices

December 7, 2006 06:52 PM | Link to this

RW,

Don’t you think you, with your associates degree in telemarketing, calling anyone “semi-educated” is more than a bit pot-to-kettle?

By Dusty

December 7, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

Oh boy.

Never have I read so much garbage. Huge is so full of it he has to spill it all over the blog.

He has all the civility of a rattlesnake and the charm of an alligator.

Actually, I don’t believe he could be an American. Americans don’t believe in defeat or diminish the country and suggest running when the going gets tough. Real Americans don’t believe discussions are a series of vulgar insults.

But I forgot, he’s a liberal. But all liberals are not that bad. Huge just happens to be the bottom of the barrel.

By bon scott

December 7, 2006 06:54 PM | Link to this

It’s amazing how the same lame group of wingnuts can spout the same drivel here every day… just can’t be confused with facts, I guess.

Midori, rushncap, getalife… you’re doing a fine job of proving to the idiots just what idiots they are. I hope and trust that this is also being made crystal clear to the casual visitors to this playpen.

It’s a shame my workload doesn’t allow me to post or peruse more often. But in a way, I kinda like the peace of mind that comes from not seeing the snot that’s being spewed daily by the morans here who still can’t figure out that Commandante Bush is absolutely the worst president our country has ever had.

Have a nice weekend.

By Nick W.

December 7, 2006 06:56 PM | Link to this

I agree that this touches a lot of nerves, but that is what makes Mike so great as a cartoonist. He is just trying to make the point that the religious righ is so anti-family. Families are about love and commitment, and religious rightist who attack loving parents regardless of their sex are undermining the great institution of marriage. Let America be pro-family, and stop the kneejerk gaybashing.

By Midori

December 7, 2006 06:56 PM | Link to this

One of the Majority’s Voices,

let me tell you what that scumbag RW did. Either him or one of the witches in his coven (BD, Dusty, @@).

I posted on his blog last night, and included the link to the current cartoon. One of those worthless scum hacked this blog soon afterwards and made a stupid post in my name.

Scroll up, you’ll see where I busted their scummy butts.

The AJC thankfully deleted the hacked message.

So you see what we are dealing with here.

No wonder they were so gung ho in defending Andy for his sleaze. Sleaze loves sleaze. Sleaze defends sleaze. Sleaze praises Sleaze.

Which bring us to their fanatical adoration and kool aid drinking when it comes to all things Bush.

I am woman enough to speak for myself and right to them. They are nothing but pathetic cowards, who will drive a knife deep in your back the moment you turn around.

I, too, was hoping they would leave.

All they do is stink up the place with their lies, ignorance and Bush boot licking.

By getalife

December 7, 2006 06:58 PM | Link to this

It was a huge mistake but w will not “stay the course”.

He replaced it with “the way forward.”

More political bs while the dying continues and the world is saying I told you so.

For goodness sake, resign in disgrace already.

By Luckovich Censors KKKretins

December 7, 2006 07:00 PM | Link to this

I think the father of Mary’s baby is Lynn Cheney.

By AJC Luckovich Blog Receptionist

December 7, 2006 07:00 PM | Link to this

Ladies & Gentlemen - I want to welcome you to Mike Luckovich’s blog. Now…

If you will slowly follow me upwards for your reading enjoyment, please hold onto your intellect.

As you can see, most of our participants are of the liberal persuasion offering little if anything that can be viewed or read as thoughtful analysis.

The contributions are usually the same ones they have been offering since 2000 when they truly believe in their heart of hearts, that the election was stolen from their party of Democrats.

We apologize that their views are all we can offer you, but please, do visit again anyway, if you don’t have anything better to do, that is. These liberals sure don’t.

Thanks for coming.

By One of the Majority's Voices

December 7, 2006 07:02 PM | Link to this

So Granny, you think all those Islamofascists would still be out to kill us if we found an alternate energy source and were able to withdraw completely from the Middle East? We wouldn’t hear from them again. They’d wipe each other out in 50 years and realize that religion is a blight to humanity over the next 50 years. Will your ilk come to that obvious truth by then? It is incredibly sad that it is possible that you are ideologically more primitive than the Islamofascists.

Merry Christmas!

By Buy Danish

December 7, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

Huge slandering Boor,

…Last year, city public swimming pools in Seattle, responding to pressure from Muslims, instituted regularly scheduled hours for exclusive use by Muslims, including a “Muslim Sister Swim.” In June in a Chicago suburb, a Muslim girls basketball team, whose players compete wearing long, blue gowns and hijabs, requested that in competitions with non-Muslims schools, no men or boys be allowed to watch the games

What is behind this rash of demands for tolerance and accompanying allegations of discrimination by Muslims? Could this be part of an agenda contrived to intimidate non-Muslims into enacting special concessions and privileges for Muslims that subtlety alter American society step by step? Is this the beginning of a militant movement or a cultural jihad toward incremental demands with the ultimate goal of Islamicizing the U.S. and imposing Sharia law?

It is not bigotry to educate the American people about this attempted hijacking of our culture and laws.

Only someone such as yourself who actually enjoys seeing our culture destroyed could apologize for this sort of bad behavior and accuse people such as myself, who point out the facts of the matter, of bigotry.

By RE

December 7, 2006 07:08 PM | Link to this

BD’s little list of countries we should invade(state sponsers of terrorism):

Sudan

Lebanon

Syria

Iran

Palestine

India

Pakistan

Afgahnistan

Iraq

Sri Lanka

Nicaragua

Bolivia

Columbia

Sign your kids up today!!!!

Only by invading and occuping foriegn countries which we have no connection to can we stamp out anti-american sentiment.

Stay the Course!!!!!!

By RW-(the original)

December 7, 2006 07:09 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Lying pos. The post at my blog was one minute after the post you left here in your drunken stupor last night. I see you had them clean it up for you so that you can now lie about it. Worthless skank!

Oot,

Once again you have a faulty crystal ball, must be all those body fluids clouding your vision. Go wash up and try again.

By One of the Majority's Voices

December 7, 2006 07:11 PM | Link to this

Midori,

I would like to hear the story about Andy’s cut and run/ban. Last I saw he and RW hacked the blog and hijacked it for half a day after Thanksgiving. (By the way, for two “family values” guys, it was sure pathetic that they spent their Thanksgiving here all day while the liberals were spending time with their families.) getalife said he did something stupid, but I wasn’t quite sure what it was. So if you get a chance, please give me some details of his timely demise.

By One of the Majority's Voices

December 7, 2006 07:13 PM | Link to this

Granny, RW, @@, Andy, & Honu,

Your god isn’t real.

Merry Christmas.