Mike Luckovich

By regulator

November 29, 2006 08:05 AM | Link to this

Funny cartoon, but building is way more than W deserves.

By Shawny

November 29, 2006 08:09 AM | Link to this

Let’s see…what is in the news today? Mike Vick…Iran befriending Iraq…Pope visiting Turkey…Dems restructuring leadership positions…presidential frontrunners….

Nah…just go back to bashing Bush and Cheney. Thanks, Loservich.

By I Voted for the War Because I'm a Chickenhawk

November 29, 2006 08:14 AM | Link to this

Library, outhouse - what’s the difference?

I don’t know sheet from shinola, just like our Beloved Dumbya.

By Shawny

November 29, 2006 08:18 AM | Link to this

Today’s toon that doesn’t suck:

http://www.townhall.com/funnies/cartoonist/MichaelRamirez/2006/11/1

By Ever notice?

November 29, 2006 08:19 AM | Link to this

Regarding yesterday’s discussion of evolution and intellygent deezine - that’s it’s alwayes the knuckledragging ignorant hillbillies with the weak jaws and the low foreheads that don’t believe in Darwin?

By Mike

November 29, 2006 08:21 AM | Link to this

Wow another attack on Bush. What a surprise.

Jeez Mikey, you don’t find anything funny about Dems trying to appoint crooks like Murtha and Hastings to key positions? Nah.

Mikey is far too partisan to criticize anyone but the Republicans he hates so much. Of course, what do you expect from a liberal rag like the AJC.

By Mrs. Godzilla

November 29, 2006 08:21 AM | Link to this

I am reminded of a quote by Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

“Every library should try to be complete on something, if it were only the history of pinheads.”

By Goldie

November 29, 2006 08:27 AM | Link to this

Yeah, an outhouse for Dubya’s “library” would be appropriate, after how his administration has turned the White House into the same.

By Political Foreskin

November 29, 2006 08:27 AM | Link to this

Cartoon explained: Luckovich is showing how old the civil war in Iraq is: They have 10K year-old outhouses in Mesopotamia, man. They’ve been fighting each other since the first time an arab wouldn’t share a square with a kurd. Civil War? Bush says no. History says, duh. I say, “impeach bush. ditto cheney. let’s let the Speaker run things for a while……..D’OH!”

By Political Foreskin

November 29, 2006 08:32 AM | Link to this

The pope was scolded by Turkey’s Billy Graham yesterday for his “Islam begets violence” remarks last fall. The Turk actually threatened violence by proxy when he pointed out that the pope’s remarks could lead some islamics to commit violence. Isn’t that a snafu wrapped in a catch 22 and then shoved up a turkish fubar?

Somebody stop my third grader from reciting the gettysburg address before Iraq falls into civil war!

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 08:37 AM | Link to this

But Mr. Hastings has strong support from the Congressional Black Caucus, meaning Mrs. Pelosi will pay a political price if she passes him over for someone else. This is another no-win situation that could easily have been avoided, and further demonstrates her political skills may be inadequate to her new position as speaker of the House.

Merry Christmas!

Fixing to raise your taxes:

OUR OPINIONS: A costly bill of goods Promised prosperity from {{{{{{Bush tax cuts}}}}}} in short supply as national debt continues to mushroom

These libs would never, NEVER suggest that we cut spending, well, except for defense of course.

Merry Christmas!

The libs at the Atlanta Urinal trying to get their favorite child molestor back on the street before he loses his edge to old age:

Lawyers for convicted Atlanta murderer Wayne Williams have asked a judge to let them perform DNA tests on dog and human hair and blood that they say could get Williams a new trial, 24 years later —- and release from prison. Yay! More dead children! Yay! Make room in jail for evil preacher! Yay!

Sick, sick, sick.

Merry Christmas!

By past definitions of relative power, al-Qaeda and its epigones were weak and could not defeat the West militarily. But their genius was knowing of our own self-loathing, of our inability to determine their evil from our good, of our mistaken belief that Islamists were confused about, rather than intent to destroy, the West, and most of all, of our own terror that we might lose, if even for a brief moment, the enjoyment of our good life to defeat the terrorists. In learning what the Islamists are, many of us, and for the first time, are also learning what we are not. And in fighting these fascists, we are to learn whether our freedom can prove stronger than their suicide belts and improvised explosive devices.

Merry Christmas!

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 08:42 AM | Link to this

By Ever notice? November 29, 2006 08:19 AM Regarding yesterday’s discussion of evolution and intellygent deezine - that’s it’s alwayes the knuckledragging ignorant hillbillies with the weak jaws and the low foreheads that don’t believe in Darwin?

Anybody else see the supreme irony in this?

Funny, ain’t it?

By Goldie

November 29, 2006 08:46 AM | Link to this

Uh-oh, everyone in FLA needs to evacuate — no one there is safe!

Cheney on hunting trip in Florida

By The Murf

November 29, 2006 08:54 AM | Link to this

Goldie, be careful… I’m pushing for a Cheney/Quayle in ‘08! Spread the word.

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 08:59 AM | Link to this

It’s tragic how politicians forget the lessons of history and repeat mistakes of the past. On the pledge of obtaining peace and bringing our troops home from Vietnam, Richard Nixon was narrowly elected president in 1968.

But instead of getting us out right away, Nixon wanted to show our “strength” to the world. So we wound up fighting in an alien land with an alien culture, rarely knowing friend from foe, for another four years. Over 20,000 more American deaths and billions of dollars wasted before the futility of the war was realized.

We finally left and Vietnam was unified two years later, after the North was victorious. The world didn’t fall like dominoes to communism afterward, as we had been told for so long. The highly nationalistic Vietnamese were finally under one flag. Their 10,000-day civil war was over.

Terrorists are not going to take over the world when we leave Iraq, either. So will we leave now or will we wait until later, as we did in Vietnam?

Correspondent Eric Sevareid once said of Vietnam that we weren’t really fighting a military force. We were fighting a society equipped with a total faith. It was that point that took many people 10,000 days to grasp. Will it take that long this time?

By getalife

November 29, 2006 09:00 AM | Link to this

Great toon Mike.

Webb was tempted to ‘slug’ Bush during testy exchange:

Senator-elect Jim Webb told Bush that he really wanted to see his son brought back home from Iraq. “I didn’t ask you that, I asked how he’s doing,” Bush retorted, according to the source.

Webb should have stomped a mud hole in w’s punk a-ss.

By Corky Cobb

November 29, 2006 09:03 AM | Link to this

The Murf, I’m not too sure about the Cheney part but I sure would support a Quayle bid for the presidency.

Thats the great thing about W. He has proven that Quayle is not to dumb to be President.

Quayle with Rice sounds scrumptous in oh-ate.

By Eric

November 29, 2006 09:03 AM | Link to this

Any and every attack on the idiot president is deserved and appreciated. Right on, Mike! Keep ‘em coming!

By getalife

November 29, 2006 09:13 AM | Link to this

Jimmy Carter: “Iraq…One Of The Greatest Blunders That American Presidents Have Ever Made”

Your thoughts Andy?

By Goldie

November 29, 2006 09:13 AM | Link to this

Proud Liberal— so you don’t believe that once we withdraw our troops from Iraq that the Shiites and Sunnis will stop fighting each other and will hop on some airplanes to bring the fight to the U.S.?

By The Murf

November 29, 2006 09:16 AM | Link to this

Jimmy Carter has no room to talk about blunders, by the way…

By Goldie

November 29, 2006 09:17 AM | Link to this

Murf— I believe that bumper sticker should read “Cheney/Quail” instead? :-)

By Goldie

November 29, 2006 09:20 AM | Link to this

Newt must be so proud of Colorado for attempting to stifle free speech:

Last week, a couple were threatened with fines of $25 a day by their homeowners’ association unless they removed a four-foot wreath shaped like a peace symbol from the front of their house.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 09:25 AM | Link to this

Murf,

President Carter created the biggest man made disaster like Iraq?

Do tell.

By The Murf

November 29, 2006 09:25 AM | Link to this

That’s pretty funny… They’d have my vote over Clin-tax and even McCain.

By SwiftVoter

November 29, 2006 09:27 AM | Link to this

Rest assured, History will raise a ‘stink’ about the military-industrial complex that raped the U.S. Treasury during this Administration’s watch.
Who would have thought that we would subsidize the import of oil products INTO Iraq in terms of billions and billions of U.S. dollars through Haliburton. Would you beleive they lost most of that money and cannot account for it?
Oh well, maybe they will do better with the billions of Katrina dollars they were subsequently paid through no-bid contracts……………

By The Murf

November 29, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

Biggest man made disaster? That’s Bill Clinton. No, I’m talking about the Iran hostage crisis. 400+ (455 I think?) days wouldn’t fly with a republican in office! Do you honestly believe that the Liberals are going to want to pull out of Iraq come January ‘08?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

By getalife November 29, 2006 09:13 AM Jimmy Carter: “IRAN 1979 HOSTAGE CRISIS …One Of The Greatest Blunders That American Presidents Have Ever Made FOR REAL” Your thoughts Andy?

Now that’s a fact.

By @@

November 29, 2006 09:40 AM | Link to this

ml:

Have you slipped on something inside your outhouse. Halliburton?

Everybody knows you had to be “Marc’d Rich” to contribute to Clinton’s Presidential Library (Center).

Oops! Pardon me, I didn’t mean to intrude.

BTW, why are you hanging around an outhouse for women? A star would adorn the door of a man’s outhouse.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

Just off the cuff, I’d rank Presidential blunders thusly:

Iraq…no question. Bad decision, trumped up the evidence to get political support, mismanagement and incompetence have reigned supreme since the invasion.

Iran/Contra - great idea…sell high-tech weaponry to IRAN and illegally fund your own war in central american - Brilliant.

Foreign policy in iraq in the 80’s - propping up, arming, training and providing chemical and biological weapons to Saddam Hussein. Wasn’t that brilliant.

Foreign policy in Afghanistan in the 80’s - Arming, training, supporting the same people that would form the Taliban and provide sanctuary to Al Qaeda - stunningly short sighted.

Monica Lewinsky - Never let the little guy do the thinking… An unfortunate stain (chuckle) on an extraordinarily successful presidency.

Watergate - It wasn’t the crime…it was the coverup.

Waco - Major screwup, completely mismanaged and caused a lot of unnecessary death of innocent children.

I’ll think it thru and add some others. But, the point is, Bush wins hands down…

By getalife

November 29, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

Iran hostage crises compared to the Iraq war.

Mmmm, somebody forgot to take their psychotic meds this morning.

That is a pathetic argument.

As a member of the realtity based communitity, I would have to say, get real losers.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

@@,

You sure know your outhouses.

I learn from your great knowledge of outdoor restroom facilities.

Your thoughts on portapotties?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this

By getalife November 29, 2006 09:58 AM Iran hostage crises compared to the Iraq war. Mmmm, somebody forgot to take their psychotic meds this morning. That is a pathetic argument. As a member of the realtity based communitity, I would have to say, get real losers.

Not taking Iran’s a-ss out in 1979 is the whole reason that 9/11 happened and why we are fighting them in Iraq today.

This is not Bush’s war, this is Jimmy’s war, dumba-ss.

And when you simpering panty waists run screaming from Iraq, it will be the reason we fight them in Mexico or where ever in ten years.

By Diogenes

November 29, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this

Terrific cartoon, Mike.

It is funny and effective satire. Like political cartoons at their best, the spotlight of satire beams on several subjects simultaneously. If Bush’s legacy is not to be a marble wall honoring the dead from Bush’s War, then it should be an outhouse, appropriate for the storage of Bush’s greatest ideas about peace and democracy.

That you would envision Halliburton as the contractor is a stroke of genius. Halliburton is currently building Bush’s present. Of course, they should build his legacy, as well; that marriage is of historic sweep, a marvel of intelligent design.

I take it you lacked room to draw the reflecting pools in front of the Bush Memorial? One would reflect the Social Security/Medicare debacle; the other, Bush’s ignorance about science and stem cell research. And the budget you propose! That’s a stinger: Bush has treated the taxpayers’ money with contempt throughout his reign. Well done, Mike.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

Andy, Andy, Andy.

It is getting more pathetic with each post you spew.

Now it Carter’s fault.

Sigh/rolls eyes.

What about “Clenis”?

I deplore you to see a doctor and acquire psychotic meds.

By The Murf

November 29, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

Realtity? Huh?

By The Murf

November 29, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Thank you I voted, that is exactly my point.

By @@

November 29, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Getalife:

Actually, I had to do some research on outhouses for the information. I’ve never seen one and I would drive miles to get to a clean restroom before setting foot in a port-a-potty.

I won’t even get close to one, and won’t drive behind a truck that cleans them out. I’m afraid of an environmental dumping ground on the hood of my car.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

Somebody remind me again, how many of the 19 highjackers were Iranian? (Or Iraqi for that matter)

By Ga Liberal

November 29, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

Appropiate for Bush because most of his presidency has been nothing but crap. Thankfully, the taxpayers won’t have to pay for another Bush folly like we are for Iraq. Worst. President. Ever.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

@@,

Researching outhouses?

Mmmm. There are more interesting topics.

Like karma for this “neonut”

By getalife

November 29, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

Lets get real here.

Mike is a brilliant cartoonist.

Your thoughts Andy?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this

Murf: As you can see from getalife, liberals are totally unable to put two and two together or even look ahead.

As you can see from Diogenes, all you have to do to make a liberal believe the moon is made out of cheese is to have a “scientist” do a “study,” regardless whether it’s really just a scam to get more money out of the government.

They just bob that head up and down in agreement, totally oblivious to common sense thought.

By Reece

November 29, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

Great cartoon Mike!!

You’ve also done a great job of getting the scale right on the building. After all, how much room do you need for 2 copies of “My Pet Goat” and a coupla versions of “Curious George”.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

By Lord Help Us November 29, 2006 10:23 AM Somebody remind me again, how many of the 19 highjackers were Iranian? (Or Iraqi for that matter)

How many of the pilots at Pearl Harbor were German, you stunningly stupid moron?

By Goldie

November 29, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this

Dubya and his Neo Con-Artists have scored the worst presidential blunder in all of U.S. history, simply because they had LBJ’s previous blunder in Viet Nam to use as a history lesson, and they chose to ignore that history and created their own catastrophe instead!

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

By getalife November 29, 2006 10:29 AM Lets get real here. Mike is a brilliant cartoonist. Your thoughts Andy?

Mike has had one thought in the last 6 years.

For this you liberals call him “brilliant.”

But then again, you see Madonna and her one thought as “ground breaking,” so I take it with a grain of salt.

By Jenn

November 29, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this

Shawny 818. Loved it!!! So true!

By getalife

November 29, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

Hey Andy,

I see Webb wanted to bash w’s face in.

Remember when w got his a-ss kicked by a pretzel

Your thoughts psycho?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this

By Reece November 29, 2006 10:31 AM Great cartoon Mike!! You’ve also done a great job of getting the scale right on the building. After all, how much room do you need for 2 copies of “My Pet Goat” and a coupla versions of “Curious George”.

So Bush should have thrown that child to the ground and “fleed:”

The Capitol building in Washington begins evacuation. Senator John Kerry looks up to the sky as he and others {{{{{{{{{flee.}}}}}}}}}}}

Then the pinko democrats would have called him a “war hero” and nominated him for president.

Stunningly stupid liberalsm, unreal.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

Oooh, Andy doesn’t like it when someone steps on his delusions…

Please explain how Carter not wiping out Iran led to 9/11…and don’t forget it was years after 1979 when Reagan/Bush were selling high-tech weaponry to the Iranians.

While you’re at it, you can cover why, since this is ‘Jimmy’s war,’ why Bush41 didn’t finish off Saddam in 1991?

I can’t wait to hear this…

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

Oh, and Andy, unlike the 9/11 terrorists who were almost all Saudi Arabian, the Pearl harbor pilots were Japanese and we bombed the bejesus out of them as a result.

Have you seen any recriminations against Saudi Arabia in the last 5 years?

Good heavens, I’ve seen ice cubes with more cerebral matter…

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

By getalife November 29, 2006 10:46 AM Hey Andy, I see Webb wanted to bash w’s face in.

Webb is an incredibally small, shallow man, isn’t he?

Maybe he should have stuck to writing about fathers sucking their sons pen-ises, where his feelings wouldn’t be hurt so easily.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 10:55 AM | Link to this

How about this brilliant plan Andy?

US’s New Plan To Punish North Korea: Ban iPod Sales

OMG.

No ipods?

Brilliant!

By @@

November 29, 2006 10:57 AM | Link to this

Getalife:

Why would the national media feel the need to address the wreath topic in Loma Linda.

Hhmmmmmmm! I’m not really interested. You?

Ever Notice?:

Well…did you? Darwinists claim knuckledragging, weak jawed and the low-browed creatures as their long-lost relatives.

It’s obvious that you missed out on your evolution with your 8:19 post.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 11:00 AM | Link to this

By Lord Help Us November 29, 2006 10:49 AM I can’t wait to hear this…

If we would have utterly and devastatingly defeated the Iranian’s in 1979, the next tosspot dictator would have thought twice about messing with the US.

Like training a dog, reinforcing behaviour, huh, huh?

Idiot.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 11:00 AM | Link to this

Andy,

Majority Leader-Elect Reid Doing Away With Frist’s “Do Nothing Congress”

Your thoughts?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

By Lord Help Us November 29, 2006 10:54 AM Oh, and Andy, unlike the 9/11 terrorists who were almost all Saudi Arabian, the Pearl harbor pilots were Japanese and we bombed the bejesus out of them as a result. Have you seen any recriminations against Saudi Arabia in the last 5 years? Good heavens, I’ve seen ice cubes with more cerebral matter…

“Genuis:” Are you accusing the Saudi Arabian government of commisioning, financing and undertaking the attacks of 9/11?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

The U.S. government’s first-ever effort to use trade sanctions to personally aggravate a foreign president expressly targets items believed to be favored by Kim Jong Il or presented by him as gifts to the roughly 600 loyalist families who run the communist government.

Gitmo thinks it would be better to nuke them, I guess.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

Wow! Ouch, Mikey. Great cartoon. Certainly appropriate, and funny to boot. I think I’d take a dump in his library, if need be.

P.S. Think W will be able to read anything in his own library? Or will it be full of Garfield cartoons and coloring books?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

Reid can’t fillibuster himself, gitmo.

Well, he may be stupid enough to try it.

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

Remember that Dubya is a uniter, not a divider.

Following through on their threat, AP is reporting that the al-Sadr bloc is backing out of the Iraqi government:

Lawmakers and cabinet ministers loyal to anti-American cleric Muqtada al-Sadr have suspended participation in parliament and the government to protest Prime minister Nouri al-Maliki’s summit with U.S. President George W. Bush.

A statement issued Wednesday by the 30 lawmakers and five Cabinet ministers said their action was necessary because the meeting constituted a “provocation to the feelings of the Iraqi people and a violation of their constitutional rights.” The statement did not explain that claim.

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

Goldie - Regarding your 9:13. It seems that is part of the Dubya scare tactic. They tell their moronic followers that the only thing keeping the terrorists away from our shores is the occupation of Iraq. You’d have to be blind in one eye and not be able to see out of the other to believe that.

I can see it now. The Shiites and Sunnis, on hearing that the US is pulling out, decide to shake hands and split the cost of charter planes to come and attack Des Moines.

I feel that if we pulled out of Saudi Arabia, Iraq, etc we would face no threat except for the enemies we’ve created over the last 3 years. Leaving now will prevent that from threat from expanding.

By candide

November 29, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

An outhouse is an appropriate place for a Bush library!

By getalife

November 29, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

@@,

Evolution?

Did you see the Simpson’s take on Homer’s evolution.

I got the t-shirt.

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

I see a terrible trend happening here. A lot more of you are responding to Andy’s brainless posts. I don’t even bother reading them anymore. As they used to say about the slow trouble maker in elementary school. “Don’t encourage him and he’ll go away”. I don’t expect Andy to go away. After all this is his life. Who else would bother to learn how to hack the system and post when the blog is closed?

If we all just ignore his moronic rantings then he won’t have to respond to you and we’ll see less Andy. Just a thought.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

Andy, Andy, Andy…

Your need to obfuscate rather than acknowledge the obvious should tell you something…

Now, follow me on this…You fault Carter, but don’t mention that Reagen/Bush not only sold Iran high tech weaponry in the years following 1979, but sold chemical/biological weapons to Saddam, trained Saddam’s forces, propped up and supported his dictatorship, didn’t finish the job in 1991, and trained/armed the Afghanis that later formed the Taliban.

Why are you not able to acknowledge these facts and THINK…just for a moment…if these actions were much worse than Carters?

By Political Foreskin

November 29, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

The Shia Superstate (a term I coined in ‘04 and which found general usage) is upon us.

Their constitutional rights? to destroy israel. (another scoop by me, in fact I gave them the idea. Hey, I was drunk!)

Dont listen to Bush, everything he says comes straight from the Royal Family (saudi) mouth.

Just pray.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 11:31 AM | Link to this

Outstanding debate Andy.

I rule this blog.

Cut and run loser.

By SarahConnah

November 29, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Curse of curses!

Buckaroo Bush is planning to build his hall of shame here in Dallas. Another phoney monument in a phoney city. Dallas is the ideal location for false idols. There’s a new stadium being built for what has been repulsively labeled as America’s Team, why not another for America’s Butcher?

By Political Foreskin

November 29, 2006 11:37 AM | Link to this

The Saudis were the target on 911, moron.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 11:39 AM | Link to this

By Lord Help Us November 29, 2006 11:30 AM Andy, Andy, Andy… Your need to obfuscate rather than acknowledge the obvious should tell you something… Now, follow me on this…You fault Carter, but don’t mention that Reagen/Bush not only sold Iran high tech weaponry in the years following 1979, but sold chemical/biological weapons to Saddam, trained Saddam’s forces, propped up and supported his dictatorship, didn’t finish the job in 1991, and trained/armed the Afghanis that later formed the Taliban. Why are you not able to acknowledge these facts and THINK…just for a moment…if these actions were much worse than Carters?

“Genuis:” Was Iran holding American embassy workers hostage during this time or not?

Under your suggestions, should we not attack the whole rest of the world today, just in case?

Idiot.

By Truthman

November 29, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

If you love W, go enlist and fight W’s “noble war” in Iraq.

If you love W, go to Arizona and keep out all those terrible immigrants.

If you love W, don’t worry about bin Laden! W doesn’t and hasn’t since 13 March 2002.

If you love W, go up to a co-worker and give her an impromptu backrub.

If you love W, when you teenaged kids ask why we are in Iraq, tell them it’s because a “higher father” told W we should invade.

If you love W, send you spoiled rotten twins to Argentina where they can be a huge security risk.

If you love W, hang a sign outside your house and business telling the “trrists” to “bring it on!”

If you love W, tell your kid “Mission Accomplished” as he boards the plane to fight W’s “long war” in Iraq.

If you love W, explain to you kid why surpluses were bad under Clinton, but deficits are just peachy under W.

If you love W, out the FBI or CIA agent who lives in your neighborhood. It’s the patriotic thing to do.

If you love W, thank god for War, Poverty and genocide “at least it’s not on my street!”

If you love W, ENLIST!! Go kill someone. It’s what neo-cons do!!

If you love W, ensure your kids say words such as “Nu-cu-lr” and “Murica.”

If you love W, your kid who is failing in school can tell you he’s “staying the course!”

OK, enough for this post!

By Political Foreskin

November 29, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

Takemywife: recede, rescind, and recidivize

I guarantee nobody reads you. You’re the ying troll to andy’s wong troll, only you hang loose, so stfu.

If anyone ruler on this blog is the short one you use to measure your dingdong. (accurate to .001 centimeters)

bwa.

By Political Foreskin

November 29, 2006 11:47 AM | Link to this

“Obfuscate” doesn’t quite describe what andy does on this blog, (but you’re close).

By Dusty

November 29, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

Pitiful!!

This country is at war and this blog is composed of about 50 posts concerning an outhouse drawn by a two bit man who hates the president of the United States.

I might add that the President was elected by the people of this country TWICE. Luckovich couldn’t get elected as president of the Outhouse Association.

Maybe next year he will receive the Pulitzer Prize for Outstanding Outhouses. That should include a life time supply of air freshner for the AJC for their pollution in the pathways of what is called news.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

Poor Little Andy,

Not capable of acknowledging that Reagen/Bush not only sold Iran high tech weaponry in the years following 1979, but sold chemical/biological weapons to Saddam, trained Saddam’s forces, propped up and supported his dictatorship, didn’t finish the job in 1991, and trained/armed the Afghanis that later formed the Taliban.

I’ll help you again (sigh…)

If you think Carter’s actions during the Iranian hostage led to 9/11, what do you think the of the facts listed above?

Remember, your need to obfuscate only illustrates your desperation.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

Pitiful Dusty,

Stewart: “Argentina, Former Safe Haven For Nazi War Criminals Is Drawing The Line At The Bush Twins”

W is the worst President ever.

Your thoughts?

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

I have had it with Republicans who hate America, who hate our freedoms, who hate what this country stands for, and who think that the only way to save our freedoms from the terrorists is for us to destroy those freedoms first. Honestly, how do these cowardly, quaking-in-their-boots, America-haters even dare call themselves patriotic Americans? They are terrified of their own shadows.

Newt Gingrich made an announcement at a freedom of speech dinner in New Hampshire that I find to be incredibly stupid.

**Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich yesterday said the country will be forced to reexamine freedom of speech to meet the threat of terrorism.

Gingrich, speaking at a Manchester awards banquet, said a “different set of rules” may be needed to reduce terrorists’ ability to use the Internet and free speech to recruit and get out their message.

“We need to get ahead of the curve before we actually lose a city, which I think could happen in the next decade,” said Gingrich, a Republican who helped engineer the GOP’s takeover of Congress in 1994.**

I suppose Newt’s answer to the terrorists hating us for our freedoms is to just take those freedoms away. Frankly I would rather lose a city than to water down the freedoms that so many have fought and died for over the last couple of centuries.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

Newt, like Dusty, are the worst kind of cowardly Americans.

Pathetic.

By @@

November 29, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

Political Foreskin:

What is it with your insatiable need to have everyone else stfu?

Do you wish to occupy the stage alone? To exhibit your oft observed, by many here, inability to be humorous?

Are you looking to be a “big fish”dick” in a little blog pond?

I regret to inform you that you’ll have to acknowledge your severed small “dick” status. <==3. Get the point?

Now I won’t be so bold as to tell you to stfu, but would recommend that you take your anagram somewhere else and play with it.

A stale toast to Political’s Foreskin, which finds itself crumbling with each post toastie.

By Goldie

November 29, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

Sen. Chuck Hagel is one of the few true conservatives left in the Repugnanta Party:

The time for more U.S. troops in Iraq has passed. We do not have more troops to send and, even if we did, they would not bring a resolution to Iraq. Militaries are built to fight and win wars, not bind together failing nations. We are once again learning a very hard lesson in foreign affairs: America cannot impose a democracy on any nation — regardless of our noble purpose.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

We should ban Newt, w, cheney or anyone who wants to take away American freedoms.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 12:48 PM | Link to this

By Lord Help Us November 29, 2006 12:14 PM If you think Carter’s actions during the Iranian hostage led to 9/11, what do you think the of the facts listed above?

Look, you blooming idiot, I never said Reagan didn’t do anything.

Carter had an excellent reason to stomp Iran and acted like a great big terrified pus-sy, sort of like how getalife comes across, and the Arabs took notice.

And we paid.

Get a book, clown.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 12:50 PM | Link to this

By Proud Pinko Liberal November 29, 2006 12:23 PM Frankly I would rather lose a city than to water down the freedoms that so many have fought and died for over the last couple of centuries.

There you have it, an American city is less important than a liberals ability to play with itself in public or what ever the pervert is talking about.

By regulator

November 29, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

Dusty, the people did not elect w the first time, electoral college,dufus, it has nothing to do with the people.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

No Andy, you havn’t even acknowledged the facts yet:

Again, Reagen/Bush not only sold Iran high tech weaponry in the years following 1979, but sold chemical/biological weapons to Saddam, trained Saddam’s forces, propped up and supported his dictatorship, didn’t finish the job in 1991, and trained/armed the Afghanis that later formed the Taliban.

Failing to acknowledge these facts or discounting them with nonsense such as, ‘I never said Reagan didn’t do anything’ (not even sure what that means) only illustrates your ignorance.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 01:01 PM | Link to this

Andy,

You should leave it to God to judge others.

Hypocrite.

The karma is coming.

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 01:03 PM | Link to this

Lord Help Us: Aren’t you getting a little tired yet of not getting a straight answer out of Andy? You can keep trying but it will never happen. Now if your goal is for him to respond with nonsense and insults then have at it.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this

PPL, the thought of the little troll trying to squirm his way through obfuscation after obfuscation is too much entertainment to pass.

I also find that when you press it for further comment you get some hilarious insights into the mind of the dittohead.

Man, the thought of someone sitting around thinking Jimmy Carter is responsible for 9/11 is priceless.

By I Voted for the War Even Though I'm a Poof

November 29, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

I can’t get give straight answers - I’m a flaming homosexual.

And a coward to boot.

By Midori

November 29, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

know what’s so brilliant about this toon?

it succintly expresses Bush’s entire tenure in the White House.

Rock on, Mike. :)

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

LHU - you have a point. I never thought of Andy as a source of amusement but now that you mention it he is rather amusing in a sick, twisted way.

I still can’t bring myself to read his BS. I used to but the format never changes.

Nonsense Lie Nonsense Nonsense Insult

By Dusty

November 29, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this

regulator,

Maybe you didn’t vote but I did. You are still angry because Democrats did not win by hook, crook or chad. Maybe you will get over being a sore loser when you get to be an adult.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

By Lord Help Us November 29, 2006 12:58 PM No Andy, you havn’t even acknowledged the facts yet:

Hey, PPL sounds like it wants to get into a circle jerk with you. Maybe together you two can figure out what Reagan has to do with Carter’s treason in Iraq.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

Oops,

Former Secretary of State Colin Powell said Wednesday that Iraq’s violence meets the standard of civil war and that if he were heading the State Department now, he might recommend that the administration use that term.

Now, someone tell me how a civil war between sunnis and shias in Iraq is OUR CENTRAL FRONT IN THE WAR ON TERROR.

We have truly descended to a level of dishonesty and incompetence this country has never before experienced…

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

Actaully Andy,

Reagan selling high tech weaponry to Iran would fit the definition of treason much more than anything Carter did.

Would you please explain how Carter’s actions were more treasonous than selling the Iranians high-tech weaponry?

By Cindy

November 29, 2006 01:50 PM | Link to this

Great toon, Mike!! So accurate. DoD is spending billions on contracts with poor results. The contractors have really lined their pockets during this administration! Now that is unpatriotic and unethical if not down right illegal.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

My name is Colin Powell and here’s what I told the world:

Last November 8, this council passed Resolution 1441 by a unanimous vote. The purpose of that resolution was to disarm Iraq of its weapons of mass destruction. Iraq had already been found guilty of material breach of its obligations, stretching back over 16 previous resolutions and 12 years.

I bad mouth the war I helped lead the country into, I’m a true Pinko!

I really did vote for it before I treasoned it!

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 02:06 PM | Link to this

The fact that Bush is holding talks with Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki not in Baghdad, but in the comparatively tranquil Jordanian capital of Amman, has not gone unnoticed. “One hundred and fifty thousand U.S. soldiers cannot secure protection for their president,” mocked a Jordanian columnist, who called the choice of venue “an open admission of gross failure for Washington and its allies’ project in Iraq.”

By Clem

November 29, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

RW, you seem to possess a deep and abiding need to contact me. I suggest you do so directly, not on this silly blog. I’ve made it quite easy, even for something like you. If you simply must fulfill your needs, this is not the place to do so. If your weird sexual desires must be satiated, you’re better off trying the streets with some guy. I visit here at most about once per week and almost never read your inanities, for I know full well that they, like most of the other little people here, offer nothing more than the constant regurgitated, rabid, repititious rightwing ravings of an angry, bitter, disappointed little loser whom life has repeatedly passed by and eliminated. I see where you have made a fair beginning of a list of those who continually speak waaay over your head. Robert, Spike, etc. A good start, but where are the other names? Truthman, Midori, Getalife, N GA, etc? You really should place a crayon & piece of paper next to your puter to enable you to better keep track. This blog appears to be your life - your entire life. You should remain in your low station of that life, perhaps only maintaining a pathetic dialogue with your equally uneducated, undesirable, intellectually impoverished twin, bi-danish. AKA “The Hog Man of Talladega.” That fat, slovenly, grotesque, roach-encrusted creature attempts to define and explain to others all that he himself finds utterly impossible to comprehend. With all the scholarly acumen of the brain of a dull-normal 6 year-old. We continually find him in his dumpster hovel, hunched over his dried-food covered little computer station, amusing himself by abusing himself…and catching the stuff in his hat! Voraciously chewing upon and blowing giant bubbles with the used condoms he finds strewn about what we shall euphemistically call his…neighborhood. Now retreat back to your catbox haven, pull the lid tightly behind you, lest you injest more than your usual daily allotment of litter.(Don’t bother unless you need it, cause I lack the time to read it.)

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

My bet is the memo about Maliki’s incompetence was an orchestrated leak representing the first installment in the administrations’ efforts to SPIN its way out of Iraq.

The White House will drum up a ‘wedge’ between Bush and Maliki, sensationalize it and, ultimately, find ‘irreconcilable differences’ that necessitate the need to redploy our troops.

Gone will be the rhetoric about ‘fighting them over there so we don’t have to fight them here…and we can only lose if we leave…’

Watch and see. The spinmeisters are working overdrive.

Oh my, what WILL the Bush apologists here label themselves when Bush ‘cuts and runs’ from Iraq?

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

Mike Luckovich,

If you want to know what this country will look like if we allow the Islamists free reign, just imagine the entire country reduced to an outhouse with a star and crescent on the door.

If you don’t like that dark vision, then how about joining those of us who realize that those dark force of evil, and not Bush are the enemy.

If you and your so-called “moderate” comrades continue to behave like petty and backbiting Useful Idiots, not only will there be no Bush library, eventually there will be no libraries at all.

By getalife

November 29, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

My, my BD.

You are a very scared little coward, aren’t you?

The majority of sane Americans are not scared and have a backbone.

I suggest you grow one or back under your bed.

By Benjamin Franklin

November 29, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

“Those who give up essential liberties for temporaary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

Our liberties are the backbone of our country and when somebody, whether Bush or Bin Laden attacks our liberties, he is the enemy.

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

If you are correct, then the majority of Americans are clueless fools. I’m a fighter and I will fight to preserve our way of life.

It’s you wussy Libs who are cowards - indeed you’re so afraid of “offending” anyone that you’ll hand over the keys to your house to the guy who finds his own courage in the fighting words - “allah akbar”!

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

Poor Benjamin Franklin imposter,

What liberties are you losing? Can’t call your babe in Pakistan without the possibility that the NSA might listen in to your incredibly boring conversation?

Not to worry Benji. The rest of us are enjoying our freedom without intrusion.

And Abe Lincoln told me to remind you that “The Consitution is not a suicide pact”.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

Hey, wouldn’t you know, the Bush43 Administration has done more to help Iran than Reagn/Bush41 did by selling them high-tech weaponry!

The kind of service that the Americans, with all their hatred, have done us,” said Mr. Rezai, “no superpower has ever done anything similar. America destroyed all our enemies in the region. It destroyed the Taliban. It destroyed Saddam Hussein. … It did all this in order to confront us face to face, and in order to place us under siege. But the American teeth got so stuck in the soil of Iraq and Afghanistan that if they manage to drag themselves back to Washington in one piece, they should thank Allah.”

Maybe Reagan, Bush41 and Bush43 are guilty of treason traitors - not Colin Powell and Jimmy Carter…

By getalife

November 29, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

Coward BD.

This blog is not the enemy.

Get real coward.

Send your kids into battle.

By Proud Pinko Liberal

November 29, 2006 03:33 PM | Link to this

Lohse, a social work master’s student at Southern Connecticut State University, says he has proven what many progressives have probably suspected for years: a direct link between mental illness and support for President Bush.

Lohse says his study is no joke. The thesis draws on a survey of 69 psychiatric outpatients in three Connecticut locations during the 2004 presidential election. Lohse’s study, backed by SCSU Psychology professor Jaak Rakfeldt and statistician Misty Ginacola, found a correlation between the severity of a person’s psychosis and their preferences for president: The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Ooooh, our Muffin is a “fighter”! Just look at her valiant, courageous attacks on liberals on this board! She must have 4 Purple Hearts and a Congressional Medal of Honor by now. Does her intrepidity know no bounds?

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 03:44 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

What are you babbling about? Are you saying that the blog is filled with Islamists?

I’m talking about Useful Idiots like you and rushncap. That would be people who don’t realize what they are doing.

It worked for Lenin. It’s working for Mohammed.

By RE

November 29, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

“The Consitution is not a suicide pact”.

I thought it used to be the supreme law of the land, but I guess I am just an originalist

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

No, RE, don’t you know that the neocons the only useful part of the Constitution is the 2nd Amendment? Come on!

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

Wussy Rushncap,

I have yet to be injured, so I have no Purple Hearts.

All your volleys miss their target. Fire away.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

What do you think the ‘con’ reaction would be if someone proposed rescinding the 2nd amendment to keep guns out of the hands of terrorists?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

The most empty headed dimwit I could ever imagine having to deal with:

By Lord Help Us November 29, 2006 01:49 PM Actaully Andy,Reagan selling high tech weaponry to Iran would fit the definition of treason much more than anything Carter did. (O.K. Why mofo?) Would you please explain how Carter’s actions were more treasonous than selling the Iranians high-tech weaponry? (Why do I have to explain YOUR stupid idea?)

Why do you form your ignorant a-ss opinion and then ask me to validate it for you?

You liberals are freaking nut jobs.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

I am not firing, Muffin. I’m merely lightly ridiculing your grandiose “I’m a fighter” declaration. I happen to think it’s funny.

By RE

November 29, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

LHU, that would be Un’merican

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

LHU,

That is about the stupidest hypothetical I have ever heard.

The whole point of the Second Amendment is to be able to protect ourselves against tyranny - and that would include terrorists.

Leave it to a Useful Idiot Lib like you to think that rescinding it would somehow weaken terrorism.

By RE

November 29, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

Thanks BD, if only everyone had guns on an airplane, 9-11 would never have happened

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

Trust me, Muffin, terrorists are far more proficient with weapons that your Regular Joe American. You’re better off neither having weapons than both. You’re not going to outshoot a mujahedeen with an AK, that’s for certain.

By Truthman

November 29, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

If you support the Iraq war, ENLIST…TODAY

Andy, Enlist!

Buy Danish, Enlist!

N-GA, Enlist!

@@, Enlist!

Prove you love for W’s righteous crusade and kill Muslims at the same time.

Recruiters are standing by!

P.S. I’ve worked for the U.S. Army for 22 years, so don’t tell me to enlist. I’m already in, folks!

Pick up you gun and go fight the “trrists!”

But no, you couldn’t do that! That would mean putting your life where your mouse is (pun intended!).

I’ll wave goodbye from Hartsfield!!

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 04:40 PM | Link to this

Great post at 4:05 Andy! One of your best. It says…absolutely…nothing. Other than, apparently, you are unaware of a scandal that plagued the Reagan/Bush Administration.

Just in case you missed it, there was a scandal in the 80’s called Iran/Contra.

Here is a little snippet to help with your continuing education…

By @@

November 29, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

I guess you can look at the intent behind the enemy.

Our very own constitution could be their IED. A few liberal tools to ignite an explosion, and then they move in for the kill.

Take the liberals first Mohammed, they’ll never see you coming. They’re confused as to who the enemy is.

They’re distracted by their bush.

By Jenn

November 29, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this

Hey, anyone here remember the good ole days? Lets play nice….

AHHHHHHHHHH MEMORIES!!!

Close your eyes…And go back…

….Before the Internet or PC or the MAC……

….Before semi-automatics and crack….

….Before Playstation, SEGA, Super Nintendo, even before Atari…

….Before cell phones, CD’s, DVD’s, voicemail and e-mail….

….way back….

….way…..way…..way back….. I’m talkin’ bout hide and seek at dusk

Red light, Green light

Red Rover….Red Rover…..

Playing kickball & dodgeball until the first…no…second…no…third Streetlight came on

Ring around the Rosie

London Bridge

Hot potato

Hop Scotch

Jump rope

Duck….duck….GOOSE!!!

YOU’RE IT!!

Parents stood on the front porch and

yelled (or whistled) for you to come home - no pagers or cell phones

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this

By Truthman November 29, 2006 04:34 PM If you support the Iraq war, ENLIST…TODAY Andy, Enlist!

Hey Ruthie: How much time did you spend putting this post together, have to think about it much?

Did it make your little head hurt too?

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

Rushcap,

Whatever. Anything to get you out of your miserable stupor.

RE,

You’re not making LHU looking any smarter by adding your idiotic parroting, but I should have clarified by saying that terrorists would also include Islamists who would get rid of our Constitution and replace it with Sharia Law.

When they come to my door with a burkha, I want the ability to fight back with more than “please don’t hurt me, I’ll do whatever you say”.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

I am an Army sergeant who just returned from Iraq this past week. I myself enlisted within weeks of 9/11 and shipped out within days of graduating from the University of Texas four long years ago. In the time since, I’ve served in the infantry in both Afghanistan and Iraq, and spent many a patrol or mountain climb alongside some of the greatest men our country has to offer. Better men, I may add, than any of the ones I spent my carefree college years with. And in many ways, smarter too.

Hearing testimony from real men like this makes me think even less of the left wing panty waists in America, something I once didn’t think was possible.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 04:48 PM | Link to this

Good one, Muffin. Well played! “Whatever” is powerful. A real tour de force. I’m surprized a fighter of your caliber didn’t challenge me to a duel.

By Dave

November 29, 2006 04:49 PM | Link to this

Nice stuff, Clem. A pleasure. Thanx.

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 04:53 PM | Link to this

BD, your 4:44 indicates that you worried that the people of this country face the threat of our constitution being replaced with Sharia law????

I know the last six years have been a disaster, devastated our standing in the world and weakened us as a country, but, my gosh, do you really think Bush has screwed things up THAT bad???

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this

Gosh these libs are so intelligent:

In response to being passed over, Hastings put out a hilariously self-pitying statement, which ended: “Sorry, haters, God is not finished with me yet.”

Bush is gonna look like Einstein before this is over.

By RE

November 29, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this

You’re not making LHU looking any smarter

Verb tense

Just a shot back at you for all the spelling corrections

By Jenn

November 29, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this

Mother May I?
Hula Hoops Seeing shapes in the clouds
Endless summer days and hot summer nights (no A/C) with the windows open The sound of crickets Running through the sprinkler Happy Meals
Cereal boxes with that GREAT prize in the bottom Cracker jacks with the same thing popsicles with 2 sticks you could break and share with a friend …but wait…..there’s more…. Watchin’ Saturday Morning cartoons Fat Albert, Road Runner, Smurfs, Picture Pages, G-Force & He-Man, Schoolhouse Rock Watchin’ the oldies (Abbott & Costello, Three Stooges) Catchin’ lightning bugs in a jar Christmas morning Your first day of school Bedtime Prayers and Goodnight Kisses Climbing trees Swinging as high as you could to try and reach the sky

Getting an Ice Cream off the Mr. Softie truck A million mosquito bites and sticky fingers Jumpin’ down the steps

Jumpin’ on the bed Pillow fights

Sleep-overs

A 13” black and white TV meant you were RICH

Runnin’ till you were out of breath Laughing so hard that your stomach hurt

Being tired from PLAYING

WORK: meant taking out the garbage or doing the dishes Your first crush Your first kiss (I mean the one that you kept your mouth CLOSED and your eyes OPEN Rainy days at school meant playing “Heads up 7UP” or hangman” in The classroom, Remember that?
Kool-Aid was the drink of the summer So was a swig from the hose Giving your friends a ride on your handlebars
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school Class Field Trips with soggy sandwiches When nearly everyone’s mom was at home when the kids got there
When a quarter seemed like a fair allowance; and another quarter a MIRACLE When ANY parent could discipline ANY kid, or feed him, or use him to carry groceries…And nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it. When being sent to the principal’s office was nothing compared to the fate that awaited you at home. Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn’t because of drive by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat! And some of us are still afraid of them! Decisions were made by going “eeny-meeny-miney-mo” Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, “do over!” “Race issues” meant arguing about who ran the fa

By getalife

November 29, 2006 05:06 PM | Link to this

Seriuosly, BD, Andy, etc… have to be satirist, Colbert style comedians.

Nobody could be that scared of a few bad guys.

Same crap they spewed about the commies and now they love love China and Russia.

Unreal.

By @@

November 29, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

Liberals, distracted by their bush and screwing themselves. It kinda goes hand in…….well nevermind. You get the picture.

Eeewwwwwww!

By Ralph

November 29, 2006 05:09 PM | Link to this

RW and the Talladega Hog Man BD. Does have a certain ring to it. Picture it. Ughhh.

By @@

November 29, 2006 05:13 PM | Link to this

O.K. Jenn, I’m liking this game.

Reverting back to the innocence of my childhood.

Playing cards stuck to your bicycle spokes with a clothespin turned it into motorized transportation. Colorful streamers flying in the wind.

There was nowhere you couldn’t go. The town you lived in was all the world to you.

You were mobile and free.

By @@

November 29, 2006 05:21 PM | Link to this

Oh, and Jenn…what about the rollerskates. Tie a rope to your dog and let him do all the work, hoping he doesn’t decide to cross the street in pursuit of a cat. Curbs and cars can ruin the fun.

The ice cream truck…the dog gets the last few licks of the popsicle, he earned them.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 05:23 PM | Link to this

Ah yes, li’l andy sitting around dreaming he had the cajones to be a soldier. Or the body. Or the test scores. Or the sanity.

By Whatta Surprise

November 29, 2006 05:31 PM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - More than 20 citizen groups are urging the new Democratic leaders in Congress to include in any ethics reform the denial of pensions to lawmakers convicted of felonies.

OH HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frist abandons 2008 presidential bid

OH HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Collin Powell says world should recognize Iraq at civil war.

OH HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AUSTIN, Texas - It’s the thought that counts, not the size of the gift, the Texas Ethics Commission has ruled, saying public officials don’t have to tell anyone how much money they get as presents from political donors.

Well, all the news can’t be rosey. TexASS Republicans still don’t wanna tell us how much GRAFT it takes to BUY THEIR VOTES. Whatta surprise that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Lord Help Us

November 29, 2006 05:32 PM | Link to this

How could a President get so many things wrong and still have 31% approval rating?

I mean, what would a President have to do to go to 0%?

President Bush travels to Jordan this week amid a consensus among U.S. allies in the Middle East that the region is monumentally worse off now than it was when he took office six years ago. In Iraq, there seems little prospect of achieving anything that could be construed as a U.S. victory — and as a result, it is unlikely to send the promised tidal wave of freedom crashing across the Arab world. Instead, Iraq has effectively disintegrated into a Sunni-Shi’ite civil war that threatens to spread instability throughout the region.

By @@

November 29, 2006 05:33 PM | Link to this

Childbirth without drugs. Women in labor screaming because all they got for their hours of effort was a “sourpuss” like rushncap.

Later on, rushncap would be distracted by his bush and wonder what cajones were. He would go to his Mom to ask. She would pat him on the head, and gently say….don’t worry son, you’re different.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 05:40 PM | Link to this

Is this really @@, or a jacker? Please tell me someone’s replaced @@ with a clone…

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 05:41 PM | Link to this

By getalife November 29, 2006 05:06 PM Seriuosly, BD, Andy, etc… have to be satirist, Colbert style comedians. Nobody could be that scared of a few bad guys. Same crap they spewed about the commies and now they love love China and Russia. Unreal.

gitmo: these random, aimless thoughts followed by vicious anti social bitter outbursts of yours are a symptom of deep emotional problems which can, luckily, be cured completely with just a few electroshock therapy sessions.

You won’t feel a thing.

By rushncap November 29, 2006 05:23 PM Ah yes, li’l andy sitting around dreaming he had the cajones to be a soldier.

I WAS a soldier, punka-ss. I didn’t have to dream sh-it.

The only bush you saw was the hedgerow at the top of your Uncle Clevis’s mount, right before it disappeared into your gaping…

Quit thinking about my “cajones” you freak.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 05:44 PM | Link to this

By Whatta Surprise November 29, 2006 05:31 PM WASHINGTON - More than 20 citizen groups are urging the new Democratic leaders in Congress to include in any ethics reform the denial of pensions to lawmakers convicted of felonies. OH HELL YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So it took 24 hours for my admonition of Spammie’s signature to sink into the fog that covers it’s empty skull cavity; this^^ is the best change of style you can come up with, AntiRadical?

What a sap.

Thailand child sex trader.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 05:49 PM | Link to this

I got one!

Remember when you used to taunt people that called you names by saying “takes one to know one?”

Who would have ever thought it come true what with the democrats calling Bush an “idiot.”

By Abe

November 29, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

Seems to me that the Hog Man is already spoken for and is having a great sexual relationship with I voted. Imagine going from your hand to a 500 lb hillbilly grease glob.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2006 05:57 PM | Link to this

Before I go catch up on the blog I just got back from North Georgia (not to be confused with the goat) and caught the last hour of Hannity’s show on the Gainesville station. It’s coming up in a few minutes on WSB and the segment is fascinating. It’s an interview with someone that was on the plane those Imams tried to disrupt.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 06:07 PM | Link to this

Riiiiight, li’l andy was a soldier. And I was Spartakus. I honestly don’t know which one is more believable…

By getalife

November 29, 2006 06:12 PM | Link to this

Andy,

“You won’t feel a thing”.

So, you had this done.

Good for you.

A step in the right direction.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 06:18 PM | Link to this

What a deeply stupid person:

Pelosi: There’s no Al-Qaeda in Iraq…

Is it not time to start calling Bush the smartest person in America, or what?

By Nick W.

November 29, 2006 06:25 PM | Link to this

Hopefully, Bush will be buried downstairs in his “library.” And then I’d like to dump on him. The man dishonors the Oval Office and is a disgrace to our country.

By Diogenes

November 29, 2006 06:25 PM | Link to this

From theAJC website:

White House counselor Dan Bartlett denied that the delay was a snub by al-Maliki directed at Bush or was related to the leak of a memo written by White House National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley questioning the prime minister’s capacity for controlling violence in Iraq. Here’s the link: http://www.ajc.com/news/content/shared-gen/ap/Middle_East/Bush.html

Do we have another example of the Republican tendency to open mouth, leak document, insert foot, or are other forces at work behind this cancellation?

By getalife

November 29, 2006 06:29 PM | Link to this

QUICKVOTE on Lou Dobbs:

A North American Union (Mexico, the United States and Canada), a really good idea or a really bad idea?

A really bad idea.

This is w’s agenda without Congressional oversight.

By Bill

November 29, 2006 06:30 PM | Link to this

RW always gets so upset with the truth. Refuses to accept the fact that he’s just another “little wee-wee Repub” in a world of reality.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2006 06:30 PM | Link to this

Jenn,

They still play London Bridge, but it’s a very different game than the one you remember. It might be a good idea to take that one off the list.

Clem,

Isn’t it pathetic that you don’t get any feedback from your idiotic manifesto @ 2:12 that you left for someone that hadn’t posted a single time today, saying they spent all their time here, so you have to come back pretending to be Dave and Ralph?

When’s that bath party this week, Mr. Bubbles?

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 06:30 PM | Link to this

By rushncap November 29, 2006 06:07 PM Riiiiight, li’l andy was a soldier. And I was Spartakus. I honestly don’t know which one is more believable…

I know which one to believe:

SPARTACUS International Gay Guide 2006, 35th edition

On this point I yield to rushncrap.

By I Supported W Before I Changed My Mind

November 29, 2006 06:31 PM | Link to this

God has told Bill Frist not to run in 08. Please, dear Lord, speak to any other potential GOP candidates too!

By I Voted for W, But Have Since Cut and Run to the Dems

November 29, 2006 06:36 PM | Link to this

Good going, Senator-elect Webb. W doesn’t care about your son.

By Phyl

November 29, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

Is this the very same Hog Man whose family has existed for decades by picking up hubcaps and soda bottles from the redneck highways? Wait’ll he gets his hands and chops on I voted.

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

Li’l andy seems to know so much about “international gay guides”. Wonder why…

By Paul

November 29, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

RW-(the original) - read the same thing on Drudge. Another case of the mainstream media ignoring stories that don’t fit their agenda.

getalife at 9:00: excuse my tardiness but I just came online. You wrote: “Webb should have stomped a mud hole in w’s punk a-ss.”

My, my, it always amazes me how neolibs are so quick to resort to violence. Webb was at a meeting with other freshmen - he should have consulted with each one (allies), formed a consensus, gained approval, rechecked no new information was at hand, offered to bring Republican freshmen in to show leadership, then sent an envoy to the President - instead you advocate a preemptive strike. Such a kneejerk militaristic response to conflict. Repeatedly.

getalife at 9:13: “Jimmy Carter: “Iraq…One Of The Greatest Blunders That American Presidents Have Ever Made”

To which we can add “Jimmy Carter: One Of The Greatest Blunders That American Voters Have Ever Made.”

Buy Danish a few times today regarding jihadists: just think England, America, France, Soviet Union in 1935. He was just a raving painter, correct?

I once heard a high-ranking Soviet defector remark Americans, who repeatedly enter conflict woefully unprepared, have this optimistic faith that because we’ve prevailed we will continue to prevail. His point was that past performance was no guarantee of future success (okay, he was Soviet military, not a stockbroker).

By getalife

November 29, 2006 06:42 PM | Link to this

Lou is losing it.

W is giving away the airlines in the name of free trade. Congress will try to stop it like the ports deal. WTF is wrong with this pos?

No Andy, I would say w is a traitor to this country and should be hanged for treason.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 06:45 PM | Link to this

That Charles Krauthammer is one good looking hunk! I want him! Bad.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2006 06:51 PM | Link to this

My, my, the bathwater boy is pulling out all his names today. Where’s Jean?

By Today's Bumper Sticker

November 29, 2006 06:54 PM | Link to this

We’ll be greeted as liquidators!

By rushncap

November 29, 2006 06:57 PM | Link to this

If Jimmy Carter was a “mistake”, Paul, then Bush is a gigantic catastrophe. Although, to be fair, he’s a gigantic catastrophe with or without Carter being a mistake. Worst President in at least 100 years. Easily.

By I Voted for W, But Hate not being one of the 70% with a clue

November 29, 2006 06:59 PM | Link to this

I’m the Decider and I decide when it’s a civil war.

By Jenn

November 29, 2006 07:00 PM | Link to this

RW, @@, just trying to lighten the mood a little. Everyone seems to forget. I’m not that old, but I remember all those things, however, I can’t let my little girl ride her bike around the block by herself because in 20 years time, thats how much the world has changed. I actually had more, it was just too big….to post that is….

By moonbat betty

November 29, 2006 07:03 PM | Link to this

ml, you shouldn’t have drawn that outhouse today. Liberal flies abound…

rushnmuff wants to take a dump in the proverbial outhouse (with the required reading of playboy probably) and getalife wants to get drunk and throw up in it.

At least they can go back to Clinton’s double wide and wash up. Liberal cleansing if you will…yuck!!

Now get in that bathtub boys!

By Buy Danish

November 29, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

{{Nobody could be that scared of a few bad guys.

Same crap they spewed about the commies and now they love love China and Russia}}

Getalife,

What about the tens of millions of people who died? They’re dead so maybe that explains why they’re not scared anymore.

Freaking moron.

Diogenes,

You’re complaining about BUSH LEAKING? What’s the matter? They don’t have the New York Times and WaPo at that library you work at?

Amazing idiocy.

Lying rushncap,

You are the posterboy of cowardice. Enough said.

LHU,

Read the U.K. newspapers if you don’t believe me about Sharia Law. What a bunch of ignorant fools.

By I Voted For The War Before I Cut And Run From It

November 29, 2006 07:06 PM | Link to this

By rushncap November 29, 2006 06:39 PM Li’l andy seems to know so much about “international gay guides”. Wonder why…

Let’s see, rushncrap calls himself, or herself which ever the case may be tonite, spartacus, so I enter “spartacus” “gay” into google and up pops something rushncrap has announced his pride at being.

Professor my a-ss.