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One of your best, Mike. The liar’s days are numbered. The November election is just a few short weeks away. I love the smell of impeachment in the morning.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 08:17 AM | Link to this

HEY GHT: What do you recommend we do with all these subhumans you liberal elites don’t approve of?

By GodHatesTrash

September 29, 2006 08:19 AM | Link to this

God damn redneck savages are ruining my country.

Trash. Stupid redneck Walmart-loving trash.

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 08:22 AM | Link to this

Stretching the truth is the basis of politics on both sides of the aisle. Whatever it takes to please the koolaid drinkers (loyal voters) and keep their jobs. It is not about service, but job security. Obtaining job security means beholding to the party to keep the funding and support.

Buck the party and get slayed. Lieberman, a guy that votes along the lines 90% of the time got hacked and not thrown under the bus, but ran over by the bus. All he did is support finishing the job now that it is broken over there, but that wasn’t the lefty “message” he was told to support.
See GOPs Chafee, Santorum, Dewine, et al that are too close to the middle to get any support from the party. At risk indeed.

What is the problem? It is the party system itself. If you vote your concience, and not with 100% loyalty, you are on the out.
I say aboloish all parties! Then each issue stands on its own, and each politician votes based on the issue, not what the party wants.

By Naked Emperor

September 29, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

George Bush makes Nixon look like an honest man.

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

Speaking of stretching the truth, how is purple faced Billy, author of “definition of is, is” doing?

Man, he defines the truth, literally. What do you want that truth to be. As long as he maintained his teflon status, all is well.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 08:25 AM | Link to this

By Hater Trash September 29, 2006 08:19 AM redneck savages are ruining my country. Trash. Stupid redneck Walmart-loving trash.](R)

Should we round them all up and put them in camps so that you pinko liberals can lord over them?

Maybe have Herr Finchie “sanitize” them and send them up the chimney?

All these untermenschen in your way, doesn’t it just suck? Having to share the planet with all these lowlife people?

Liberals shouldn’t have to put up with these inconveniences, should they?

By ed lorenzo

September 29, 2006 08:25 AM | Link to this

THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE “Georgie, how come all of a sudden you want to reveal all your secrets to the public?”

“Lady, my legacy to this great country will embody the sacrifices I have made to protect our freedom and democracy, to instill that divine sense of responsibility in the peoples of the world and to convince the oil producing countries of the advantages of having a big brother to rely on. You see, an enlightened world only means that… “

“Fine, George. You are beginning to sound like Condoleezza. Perhaps it is not a good idea to sound like an inebriated member of the religious right”

“What can I do”

“Talk to your dentist”

“My dentist? I thought it was my doctor”

“If you are going to lie through your teeth, your dentist is the one!”

By regulator

September 29, 2006 08:25 AM | Link to this

Great toon Mike! Captures w to a T.

By GodHatesTrash

September 29, 2006 08:27 AM | Link to this

God damn rednecks elected a grown pigman named “Sonny” to be their governor. Animal trash.

By GodHatesTrash

September 29, 2006 08:30 AM | Link to this

Speaking of truths, redneck trash leads the nation in violent crime, incest, bestiality, child molestation, homosexual sodomy, Divorce, STDs, alcoholism, etc etc etc.

You rednecks live like chimps. So you elected one to the White House.

By GodHatesTrash

September 29, 2006 08:33 AM | Link to this

Deluded imbecilic white trash rednecks voted this lying drunken chimp to the Presidency of the United States.

That’s the truth - no stretching there.

Stupid trash.

By gadem

September 29, 2006 08:34 AM | Link to this

Well Andykins, since OBL is not the Head of State or Leader of a country, your first point of drivel does not apply. Do you and RW live in the same bizzaro world where you make up things as you go along…aww shucks never mind I have seen your post.

By gadem

September 29, 2006 08:36 AM | Link to this

I hope after the November elections, we start impeachment proceedings on Bush…

By Hoosier Joe

September 29, 2006 08:36 AM | Link to this

Wait a minute, let me see if I can understand this now. You’re trying to use this as some sort of smoking gun?:

“I worked hard to try to kill him. I authorized a finding for the CIA to kill him. We contracted with people to kill him. I got closer to killing him than anybody has gotten since.” — William Jefferson Clinton, Sept. 24, 2006. To put this little piece of braggadocio in context, it should be noted that no other American head of state — sitting or former — has ever before admitted to such a serious violation of law. — Executive Order 11905, signed Feb. 18, 1976, by President Gerald Ford in response to the Church Committee. Section 5(g) of that order states “no employee of the United States government shall engage in, or {{{conspire to engage in}}}, political assassination.” –TownHall

Let me ask you something there, sport, are you equating trying to kill Osama bin Laden with an illegal act? Because it seems to me he falls under the “enemy combatant” designation (I think even us libs or “pinkos” can agree on that).

Is that why Bush hasn’t killed Osama yet? Because he doesn’t want to break the law?

That seems a little… I don’t know… soft on terror.

But that’s just the nutwing lib perspective. I’m sure you’ve got about a thousand more posts from townhall.com or redstate.com or whatever partisan crap you can get your hands on to prove “your” point, don’t you?

By Huge

September 29, 2006 08:38 AM | Link to this

“What is the problem? It is the party system itself.”

Here! Here! I couldn’t agree more!

Wish I could stay and join in the fun, but alas, duty calls. Have a good weekend all…

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 08:49 AM | Link to this

“I hope after the November elections, we start impeachment proceedings on Bush…”

Yep, that would be another fine waste of time, just like the time Teflon Billy was being purjured (sp?) for lying under oath and obstructing justice. Waste of time. So many potential pieces of law that could be worked on, but alas, no.

And for all the nutjobs that think that the country was focused on Billy for Monicagate….nah, it was the constant lying. I applauded him for the Monica deal, though I would have thought that the most powerful man in the world at the time could have gotten a hottie instead of a flabby. In his position, having to deal with Hillary all the time, can’t blame the guy. Though I would have respected him a lot more for not lying about it and trying to cover it up. Truth stretcher….

By mike

September 29, 2006 08:51 AM | Link to this

Hoosier Joe -

No the reason we havent gotten bin-Laden yet is because he is in Pakistan.

Would you like us to invade Pakistan?

That seems a little … I don’t know … war-mongerish.

BTW: arent you proude that GodHatesTrash is on your side. Just another example of liberal tolerance and reason.

By IMPEACH CHIMPY

September 29, 2006 09:08 AM | Link to this

We have GodHatesTrash and you have Andy - I’d say we were even.

By mrs. godzilla

September 29, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this

An excellent cartoon….a perfect metaphor for what has happened to truth, justice and the American Way in the last five years.

If I were a member of this administration I would really sweat my karma.

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 09:16 AM | Link to this

Even? I don’t know. GHT provides no intrinsic value whatsoever. While Andy is as polarized as it gets, there are some informational pieces and always a good cartoon link.

I say we impeach them all and start over. You in?

By @@

September 29, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

ml:

The radical left knows all about “Truth” (cough cough). If it were Jason Leopold on the rack, we’d have something to talk about. But alas, you are a radical leftist, so truth isn’t essential.

Grab it and stretch it, but you still won’t be thought of as “gifted”.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

By Hoosier Joe September 29, 2006 08:36 AM Let me ask you something there, sport, are you equating trying to kill Osama bin Laden with an illegal act? Because it seems to me he falls under the “enemy combatant” designation (I think even us libs or “pinkos” can agree on that).

The pinkos liberals on this blog wail and moan like their family died when you even discuss making a Al Qaeda detainee cold.

Now we are talking about ILLEGAL ASASSINATION, they freak out questioning my patriotism and sanity.

Because we’re talking about Bubba.

It tells the whole freaking story right there.

These pieces of sh-it could care less whether the United States wins the war on Islamic Fascism or even survives for that matter, all they care about is the democratic party.

F them.

By gadem

September 29, 2006 09:24 AM | Link to this

Andykins and R “I love to think of fiction as reality” W…they are two peas in the same bizarro pod. But Shawny, I think War Crimes are far worse than a bl**job…to the country that is. I mean Fox News was all in a blathering foam about it. I think most Repugs were/are mad a Clinton because their sex life is so boring and mundane. H-e-l-l Andy has sex with himself…that is until the occasional reach around from RW.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 09:26 AM | Link to this

You’re just too nice sometimes, Lucko— stretching the truth? How about constant propaganda 24/7 — it’s no wonder that most Americans no longer believe the lies coming from this administration! Not only have they been caught telling lie after lie, they’ve also been caught planting fake news reporters and fake news stories into the mainstream media all these years.

But once again, you draw a great ‘toon, Lucko!

By gadem

September 29, 2006 09:27 AM | Link to this

YES!!! Shawny that is the best idea I have heard so far….Impeach everybody…Republicans and Democrats and get some people in there that has the best interest of our country at heart.

By Angry Gay Cowardly Chickenhawk

September 29, 2006 09:30 AM | Link to this

RW, Bi Danish, and our pets have an active sex life together.

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I HATE THE AJC AND LUCKOVICH AND MY FILTHY MOTHER

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 09:35 AM | Link to this

I recall that it was Newt, Bob Barr-barella, and their Repugnant cronies in Congress who insisted on impeachiing President Clinton for his bl0w-j0b… so much for “protecting America from terrorists” in the ’90s, huh?

The Repugnant War Party is the biggest threat to America these days and they need to be euthanized in November — for the good of all America!

By Steve

September 29, 2006 09:44 AM | Link to this

Andy -

Since it was an “illegal” attempt to get bin Laden by President Clinton, wouldn’t it also be illegal for the current occupant of the Oval Office to try to get bin Laden? Or is that too much for your brain to handle?

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 09:49 AM | Link to this

WOW. Between GHT, Goldie, and Sybil the “Sanitizer” this blog has an inordinate number of Useful Idiots with genocidal fantasies.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 09:50 AM | Link to this

Taken from the W’s vision of what “democracy” should be all about — kissing the @ss of those in power:

Under a broad new set of laws criminalizing speech that ridicules the government or its officials, some resurrected verbatim from Saddam Hussein’s penal code, roughly a dozen Iraqi journalists have been charged with offending public officials in the past year

Defeat the Repugnants in November — they’re killing us all!

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 09:50 AM | Link to this

Goldie, We admired him for obtaining a non-Hillary BJ. It was for lying under oath and obstructing justice. Impeachment then was a waste of time, as absolutely nothing would stick to teflon Bill. Impeachment now would be a waste of time, as there will not be enough votes, even with dem congressional control, which won’t happen, by the way. Why?

Here is a sample… “Wiretapping is illegal.” “But it stops terror plots…what would you do instead?” “Uh…Bush lies.” “Ok, what is your plan to stop the violence?” “Uh…there were no WMDs.” “Maybe, maybe not. Irrelavant now. It is broken, how do you want to fix it, save abandoning the area altogether?” “Uh…the poor are suffering.” “Poor have always suffered. What are you going to do about it?” “Uh…Bush lies.”

Great substance there.

By mrs. godzilla

September 29, 2006 09:51 AM | Link to this

The biggest lie promoted by this regime and its syncophants is that those of us who oppose the “course” are traitors, soft on terrorism, hoping for al Qaeda victory, ad nauseum.

I will stand my patriotism and love of country and its ideals next to any with pride and courage.

From my nordic immigrant great grandparents who crossed from Europe to Minnesota to Oklahoma to live in a sod hut and scratch out a homestead.

From grandparents who fought for the rights of the Irish to work and live. Who were beaten in confrontations over the right to unionize. Who fought in the trenches as doughboys or stayed home and rolled bandages for the Red Cross.

From my parents, uncles and aunts, who went to war in Africa, Asia and Europe, while their wives and mothers collected tin and tires. Then they came home and made our house of place of safety for people of all colors and creeds.

When you question the patriotism of families like mine, who have for generations really been active in the political life of this country you are beyond contempt.

I believe it is easier for you to question our love of country and its higher ideals, than it is for you to do the work to find the whole truth of our times. It is easier to allow the administration to sell your soul to the devil than to stand for the moral high grand.

And most of you who defend this torture business do so while breaking one of the big rules….you do so using the Lord’s name in vain.

I pray for your forgiveness.

By ohnoyoudidnt

September 29, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

Yesterday was a dark day in American politics. One Senator said it all:

“This is wrong. It is unconstitutional. It is un-American,” said Patrick Leahy of Vermont, the committee’s top Democrat. He said it was intended to choke off access to Guantanamo to “ensure that the Bush-Cheney administration will never again be embarrassed by a United States Supreme Court decision reviewing its unlawful abuses of power.”

Let us hope that the Supreme Court does its job because this fascist bill includes American citizens. Shame.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 09:59 AM | Link to this

By Steve September 29, 2006 09:44 AM Andy -Since it was an “illegal” attempt to get bin Laden by President Clinton, wouldn’t it also be illegal for the current occupant of the Oval Office to try to get bin Laden? Or is that too much for your brain to handle?

Monica: Read my post again real slow, pay particular attention to the words “kill” and “contract.”

Bush is attempting to capture Bin Laden foremost with the option of “dead or alive.”

Bubba, your love child fantasy, is talking stone cold assassination.

By ohnoyoudidnt

September 29, 2006 09:59 AM | Link to this

Let us be clear. Andy, RW, Bi Dane, etc… are not Americans. They are fascist enablers who do not give a damn about their country. Shame.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 10:01 AM | Link to this

Mrs. Godzilla,

“Syncophants”? That sounds like a word for the Ricktionary. My definition probably wouldn’t match yours though.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this

Let me get this straight:

By OBSESSED WITH CHIMPY September 29, 2006 09:08 AM We have GodHatesTrash and you have Andy - I’d say we were even.

You liberals correlate political policy disagreements with genocide of the less unfortunate?

That’s nice to know.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

By ohnoyoudidnt September 29, 2006 09:56 AM Yesterday was a dark day in American politics. One Senator said it all: “This is wrong. It is unconstitutional. It is un-American,” said Patrick Leahy of Vermont, the committee’s top Democrat. He said it was intended to choke off access to Guantanamo to “ensure that the Bush-Cheney administration will never again be embarrassed by a United States Supreme Court decision reviewing its unlawful abuses of power.”

Ah- hah:

“I worked hard to try to kill him. I authorized a finding for the CIA to kill him. We contracted with people to kill him. I got closer to killing him than anybody has gotten since.” — William Jefferson Clinton, Sept. 24, 2006.

The Supreme Court have a look at that?

It’s not to late.

By Edwin Williams

September 29, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this

Stretching the truth? Tell me exactly when Bush lied and what he lied about! And don’t say WMDs because every intelligence agency in the world said that Iraq had them and that Saddam was trying to develop nuclear weapons. The only person who outright lied about that was Joseph Wilson, who, incidentally outed his own wife and the White House had nothing to do with that either.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

The facility here has been used, of course, to smear the United States. The press (our enemy) still uses photos from Camp X-Ray — the Spartan, temporary facility used for just four months in 2002 to house detainees — in its Gitmo stories, although it has been overgrown with weeds for years and replaced by modern facilities. The detainees are aware of the power of the media, so they time their suicide attempts and disturbances for maximum attention. The principle among the guards is to respond to any provocation with minimal possible force to avoid giving critics any new propaganda.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

It’s such a shame that Huge Gasbag is off to “do is duty” and won’t be around to read this great speech on Global Warming from Sen. Inhofe which catches Miles O Brien of CNN in numerous lies.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

Al Qaeda is the force most hated. Ninety-four percent of Iraqis view it unfavorably, including 100 percent of Kurds, 98 percent of Shiites, and 77 percent of Sunnis. Terror attacks on Iraqi civilians are disapproved by 100 percent of those surveyed.

The only people that approve of Al Qaeda are the American pinko. Just watch, right here in this blog, the way they weep with joy when ever a successful suicide attack happens.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

Andy and RW,

“ohnoyoudidnt” is so impressed with himself, he is double-posting here and at Wootens.

Shorter than Huge Bloviator’s manifestos, but no less sleep-inducing.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

It’s all about the corruption, stupid! Oh, and the incompetence, too… it’s all about the incompetence, stupid!!

Nine months ago, after Abramoff pleaded guilty to bribery, White House officials indicated that they barely knew him

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

RW,

Billy Jeff probably cheated at coin tosses just like he cheats at golf.

Is there anything in the Starr Report where he tells Monica, “Heads I win, tails you lose”? She was probably just dumb enough to fall for that trick.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

We really, really need a definition for “syncophants” quickly. It’s especially delicious when a word first appears in a mindless diatribe like that one where generations upon generations have fought for the right of Mrs. G to lay down and surrender to Islamofascists without so much as a whimper.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this

Are the ML censors stuck in cyberspace? Maybe their clocks stopped and they don’t realize that the 5 minutes are up.

Later…

By mrs. godzilla

September 29, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish, thnaks for pointing out the spelling error. Sister Mary Theadora would bop me with her walker.

Also,thanks, for not questioning my patriotism.

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

Good piece by Oliver North this morning. Allow me to cut in some specifics…

— Executive Order 11905, signed Feb. 18, 1976, by President Gerald Ford in response to the Church Committee. Section 5(g) of that order states “no employee of the United States Government shall engage in, or conspire to engage in, political assassination.”

— Section 2-305 of Executive Order 12036, signed by President Jimmy Carter on Jan. 24, 1978, broadens the prohibition from “political assassination” to “assassination” generally.

— Executive Order 12333, signed by President Ronald Reagan on Dec. 4, 1981, specifies that assassination is against the law and contrary to U.S. policy.

“I worked hard to try to kill him. I authorized a finding for the CIA to kill him. We contracted with people to kill him. I got closer to killing him than anybody has gotten since.” —Former President Bill Clinton, Sept. 24, 2006

So, torture is bad, but assassination is ok? Hmmmm. Hypocrites. I think that the policy should be torture first, then assassination. Saves money on food at Gitmo.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 10:38 AM | Link to this

My cartoon comment, but seeing as how it’s Friday we’ll do a twofer.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

From what I gather he just told her “your head, my tail” and then refused a few phone calls asking if it was OK to fire a missile at Bin Laden’s three day barbecue. I think he finally answered the phone on the fourth day when he was safe from having to make a decision.

By ohnoyoudidnt

September 29, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

syncophants? fe’s is more like it.

By HumanisticJones

September 29, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say that its freakin hilarious that the Republican party has lost all other arguments to support themselves with the current world situation and have had to result to the tactic of “Clinton was worse”. So what? If he was so bad shouldn’t you have already looked spotless in comparison? Yeah the guy was a liar and really bad at it too, but what politician isn’t anymore? Your head is in 2006, but the only place you people seem to be able to plant your feet is 1998, if you don’t step forward and slog through your own muck, you’re going to fall over soon.

By ohnoyoudidnt

September 29, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

Look at what you fe’s have done

Shame.

By Randy

September 29, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Some lying POS liberal posted this $hit yesterday.

You know what Hypocrite, you may enjoy getting raped by those radical leftist websites, but don’t expect everybody to be as stupid as you.

The compromise on the bill reads:

“The new legislation forbids US guards from inflicting treatment which could constitute a war crime – including torture, rape, murder, and any act intended to cause “serious” physical or mental pain – but gives the President the right to define and decide which other techniques can be used short of that. The CIA would be allowed to continue its secret prisons programme.”

When did the word —->forbids<—- equate to ALLOWS. Note the phrase —->gives the President the right to define & decide which —->OTHER<—- techniques.

You fruckin idiot leftwing moron. Learn to read.

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

No, HJ. You have it wrong. Any reference to Billy Boy is not reverse blame or living in the past. It is an attempt to show the hypocrisy of hard core libs.

I like Billy Boy…really. Wish he had gotten more BJs. Maybe he wouldn’t be as purple faced and irritated.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

I think that while the Republicans have control of the House they should open investigations into the conduct of former government officials, specifically if any of them “contracted with others to kill” or “attempted to kill,” to whit assassinate foreign individuals in direct violation of federal laws and statutes.

And bring federal indictments as necessary.

In fact, this looks ^^ like a great email to send to every Republican congressman I can think of.

Off to work.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

By Buy Danish September 29, 2006 10:34 AM Are the ML censors stuck in cyberspace? Maybe their clocks stopped and they don’t realize that the 5 minutes are up.

Danish: What we have here are further attempts by Luckovich To Censor Conservatives.

They’ll keep increasing the delay length until our comments never show up.

By ohnoyoudidnt

September 29, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: None. They’re all too busy screwing the country.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 11:28 AM | Link to this

Shawny,

I point back to Clinton’s administration to show what happens when you ignore a relatively small problem and allow it to fester. Before then they never thought they had a chance and their numbers were small. Clinton gave them hopes that they could bring us down through his fecklessness. Now we face a huge force of dead enders that had been allowed to grow into an emboldened force in the 1990’s.

So I point to Clinton to show that we can’t allow ourselves to get to that point again. Sadly the Democrats think that if we just come home and leave them alone everything will be sweetness and light. They make excuses and say we are living in the past and pointing fingers. I say they want to go back and live in the past at our peril, so Billy Jeff allowing the terrorist threat to grow exponentially has to be pointed out over and over. We already know for a fact their way doesn’t work.

By Luckovich Censors Chickenhawks

September 29, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

No one else is complaining.

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I HATE THE AJC AND LUCKOVICH AND MY FILTHY WHORE MOTHER

By bon scott

September 29, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Pretty funny stuff here today! The assassin tag on Clinton is particularly hilarious. We all now that’s wingnut hysteria that will never, ever fly.

Bob Woodward’s new book shows how Bush Cheney and Rummy refused to let truth get in the way of their determination to invade Iraq. This is a GREAT read!

The wingnuts here (drunken Andy especially, but with pompous RW and that screaming xenophone BD close seconds) are permanent residents of the State Of Denial.

You can check in any time you like.. but you can never leave.

By NoAmericanTaliban

September 29, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

Good cartoon Mike. Here is an idea for another one. Show Bush handing the Taliban $43 million to help eliminate the poppy plants and to grease the wheels for a gas line for his Texans cronies. This occured after the CIA certified that the Cole was attacked by OBL & before 9/11. Wonder how much of that money was used in the 9/11 attack. In the background you can show the bumper crop of poppy plants that are now growing in Afgan.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

So Sybil bon finchie is singing Eagle’s tunes today, look for a post by Tequila Sunrise anytime now telling us how Big Bad Bush is ruining this little psycho’s day.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

Look at the email I got:

For more than 26 years, Congressman Jack Murtha has been lying about his role in ABSCAM, the biggest congressional corruption scandal in history.

Click here to see for yourself.

And click here to read about it.

In this startling tape — the FBI’s secret surveillance video of Congressman Jack Murtha meeting with a man he believed to be the representative of an Arab oil sheik willing to pay tens of thousands of dollars in bribes in exchange for getting an illegal alien into the country — you can see for yourself.

Huh, I knew Jack. I guess a bunch other people will now too.

The perfect option to Murtha’s filthy mouth.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

By Luckovich Censors Chickenhawks September 29, 2006 11:33 AM No one else is complaining.

gitmolife: Think about this for just a second.

The liberals AREN’T complaining?

It’s like “I complain therefore I’m am a pinko.” (Shakespeare dumbas-ses.)

Why don’t you take a break?

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

GORE: CIGARETTE SMOKING ‘SIGNIFICANT’ CONTRIBUTOR TO GLOBAL WARMING Fri Sep 29 2006 09:04:05 ET

This dude is freaking insane.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

Great toon Mike.

Stretching the truth is a wingnut pastime.

A deep dark, day in American politics was unfolded yesterday.

I watched it on C-Span and was amazed at the cowardice and spineless actions taken by these so called politicians.

They have forgotten the American values millions have died for. Their are only a few left with the guts to fight a war. Most do not have what it takes to win. They allow the terrorists to take our freedom.

Amazing cowardice that the whole have witnessed our weakness. Our weakness is our government.

By Cal

September 29, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

Mike, When did you liberals allow hiss-teria to take over your party? Wasn’t it around 2000? We were robbed!!!! The election was stolen!!!! Our illegal, no ID votes weren’t counted. Bwahahahaha!!!!! Hissssssss!!!!!

Face it, you’re exclusive losers with a boner on. Just no backbone.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

Andy,

That is not me.

Have some more meth and liquor.

By Midori

September 29, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this

Excellent toon, Mike.

Thank you.

By Randy

September 29, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

For all the liberals here who were supporting Chavez the other day, feast your eyes on the top.

A welcome from your comrades.

Pathetic MARXIST sympathizers. Is it any wonder Al Qaeda & the Taliban are depending on you to win their war for them?

Freedom fighters my a$$.

By Hoosier Joe

September 29, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this

“The pinkos liberals on this blog wail and moan like their family died when you even discuss making a Al Qaeda detainee cold.’

Hey, Filthy Anti-American Rag…, if they’re an al-Qaida member, f*** ‘em. I could care less what happens to them in the dark hole they’re kept in.

“Now we are talking about ILLEGAL ASASSINATION, they freak out questioning my patriotism and sanity.

Because we’re talking about Bubba.”

I could care less if it was Bubba, or Bush, or Roosevelt. If they have a chance to kill Osama, then kill him. But you’re the one singling out Bubba; you’re the one saying how Bubba was just flaunting the law by trying to kill the nation’s greatest enemy. I could care less about what politicians legacy looks like what; I just want someone, anyone, Republican, Democrat, Independent, Bull Moose, to go after the real f-ing enemy, Osama, and quit arguing about “he should have done this” or “he should have done this.”

“It tells the whole freaking story right there.”

It does, too bad you can’t read it.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 12:38 PM | Link to this

Randy,

That’s a great poll they’re running on your link. “Republicans are a do nothing rubber stamp party” is an option. It makes you wonder, if they do nothing what is there to rubber stamp?

Andy,

I ripped off your Mothra link and posted it. Thanks!

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

Hoosier Joe,

Clinton wasn’t talking about killing Bin Laden now, he’s claiming he was trying to kill him back when he was also claiming he had no grounds to even prosecute him.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

By Hoosier Joe September 29, 2006 12:33 PM

Have you ever listened to anything your fellow pinkos have ever said?

Check this out, dic-k head hypocrite, The United States did “assassinate” an Al Qaeda leader called Zarqawi, but it wasn’t Clinton who did it, so there was insinuations of murder and torture being carried out.

By YOUR fellow pinkos.

You liberals are utterly slobberingly stupid, mental lightweights beyond reproach in ignorance, unable to see even the most obvious truths.

And you suck too.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

All they are doing is covering their a-sses and finger pointing. They need more troops to fight and win. The situation in both wars is worse than what is being reported and lied about by the gop.

Get real, a draft and a larger troop level is needed if we want to win. The politicians do not have the guts to win. They are a disgrace and the weakness of our country.

By Cindy

September 29, 2006 12:47 PM | Link to this

When I was in high school I was taught that the Soviets just knocked on a country’s door and if there was no resistence, they walked in.

Well that is exactly how the bush administration behaves. They lied and got no resistance; nobody challenged them. So they kept on lying. When they got caught they whined to Congress to make it ok for them.

Well, it all caught up with the Soviets and they are no more. The same will happen to the neo cons. Now even many Republicans are appalled by how this administration has pulled our country down.

Bush may have divided this country, but is reuniting against his deplorable lying methods.

We will win back our country. Power to the Constitution.

Impeach Bush. Try him for war crimes against the Constitution!

By getalife

September 29, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this

Looks like Andy is peaking on his daily meth addiction.

Get off the dope idiot.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

Cindy,

You may want to read this

By Randy

September 29, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

RW, The vote that’s leading in the Marxist poll is —>TO SAVE DEMOCRACY<—. Stupid brain-dead liberals see dictators as leaders of Democracy?

I guess that explains their fervent obsession with Bin Laden. Let’s open the door to America and let him in.

We need to save our democracy from Bush?

Freedom fighters my a$$.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

Cindy,

Go back and look at the 2000 election and tell me how Bush divided the country. It’s hard to imagine a country more divided than it was then and President Billy Jeff had just finished eight years in office.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

Iraq split the country and the world against the failed w admin.

Get over it, it is history.

By Hoosier Joe

September 29, 2006 01:06 PM | Link to this

I suck? … Really? … Now you’re just going to make me cry. Quick someone get me my Streisand collection. “Evergreen” is the only thing to console me now.

Let’s set a few facts straight:

There’s no such thing as “my” pinkos as I don’t really give a s** what pinkos say. I don’t really affiliate myself with the color pink to begin with (it ruins my complexion).

Second, you’re right, we did get Zarqawi, which is great (he can burn in hell), but where is Osama?

Finally, can you teach me, sensei, how not to be “utterly slobberingly stupid, mental lightweights beyond reproach in ignorance, unable to see even the most obvious truths”? Will I be able to come up with original kiss-offs like “you suck” one day as well?

By GodHatesTrash

September 29, 2006 01:07 PM | Link to this

This country is deeply divided between people who enjoy heterosexual oral sex and people who compulsively engage in homosexual sodomy.

We know which side this RW- (the original) is on…

Trash. Redneck stumpbroke trash.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

Randy,

I’m surprised they don’t have a banner ad asking why we can’t be more like Cuba.

I’m not surprised though about the vote, they seem to think a 99.6% vote tally means that the citizenry is happy as they can be in their free democratic society. I guess they did have a choice in Iraq though, Saddam or feet first through the shredder.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this

The evidence keeps piling up as to how little this administration cared about “terrorism” before Sept. 11th happened — all a bunch of incompetent boobs — and Americans are still dying due to their incompetence:

Mr. Woodward writes that in the weeks before the Sept. 11 attacks, Mr. Tenet believed that Mr. Rumsfeld was impeding the effort to develop a coherent strategy to capture or kill Osama bin Laden. Mr. Rumsfeld questioned the electronic signals from terrorism suspects that the National Security Agency had been intercepting, wondering whether they might be part of an elaborate deception plan by Al Qaeda

By mrs. godzilla

September 29, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this

syc‧o‧phant –noun a self-seeking, servile flatterer; fawning parasite.

—Synonyms toady, yes man, flunky, fawner, flatterer.

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.0.1) Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.

I admit to some spelling difficulties, do you admit to being a war whore?

And in response to: We really, really need a definition for “syncophants” quickly. It’s especially delicious when a word first appears in a mindless diatribe like that one where generations upon generations have fought for the right of Mrs. G to lay down and surrender to Islamofascists without so much as a whimper.

First off,I lay down for one man only, and I guarantee it’s never with a whimper. Whimpering is for those who are faking it. For the faint of heart - those who think f****** is a greater evil than an ill-concieved, ill-planned immoral war.

Secondly, I fight “Islamo” and “Christian” and just plain old facists every day. I’m pretty sure you are not posting from Iraq. How many letters to Congress did you right yesterday? The day before? This month? How many demonstrations have you attended? How many candidate debates have you seen? How many innagurals have you danced at? (Backwards and in high heels)What signs are in your yard? What bumper stickers are on your car? How many times have you written checks, boiled hot dogs, decorated floats, walked the length of a state ( ok, I only went 30 miles, but he went all the way), cleaned a river bed, took in storm victims, saved a group of minorities from a gaggle of gang memebers intent on doing evil?

Now I have to go wash up. Contact with small minds and smaller hearts leaves me feeling dirty.

You are dismissed.

You are afraid of everything aren’t you? You reek of fear.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this

getalife,

There is iron clad 100% absolute documented proof that the country was split right down the middle in 2000 and no amount of hysterical revisionism on your part can change that.

By Randy

September 29, 2006 01:25 PM | Link to this

Iraq’s Sunnis are turning on their own, Bin Laden.

Iraqi tribes fight Qaeda in west, capture five

Bound to happen sooner or later.

As far as I’m concerned, the future’s looking better for Iraq. The majority of Iraqis are fed up with the militias and support Maliki. They have confidence in their government. America is supporting their government. Sure they want America out, but their government doesn’t.

The new spokesman for Al Qaeda in Iraq admitted to losing 4,000 fighters in Iraq and now he’s asking scientists to come forward and join Al Qaeda’s jihad. They need help in making bombs.

They sound desperate to me.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:26 PM | Link to this

Look at the 1:07 and then ask yourself why Lea just threatened to ban me for not cleaning up my posts.

By Too Cowardly for Military Service

September 29, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

But not too afraid to try and blog you to death, Mrs. Godzilla-fancy pants!!!!

Cut

Gonna put my gal pals all over you!

Cut

I HATE THE AJC AND LUCKOVICH AND MY FILTHY WHORE MOTHER

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 01:31 PM | Link to this

By Hoosier Joe September 29, 2006 01:06 PM Finally, can you teach me, sensei, how not to be “utterly slobberingly stupid, mental lightweights beyond reproach in ignorance, unable to see even the most obvious truths”? Will I be able to come up with original kiss-offs like “you suck” one day as well?

Let’s see, don’t change the subject when you’re getting your a-ss kicked would be lesson #1, grasshopper.

Seriously, I don’t see much hope with you, why even waste the time with the education?

You’re in love with Billy and there ain’t nothing else to know.

By Cindy

September 29, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

After 9/11 there were few who didn’t support bush with his invasion of Afghanistan and the war on terror. Most Americans agreed and supported him even if they were relunctant because of political differences.

We split hard over Iraq. Most of us wanted the administration to continue the war on terror rather than invade a country to resolve a pi$$ing contest. Since then the deaths and the lies are finally getting to the average American. Even if Iraq survives their civil war and insurgencies will they align with the U.S. or Iran? What will the U.S. have gained from all the deaths, injuries, sacrifices and money? Very possibly nothing more than another Islamic law country or Iranian satellite. Fantasy is a united secular US supporting country; that is already proven by their elected leaders.

The division in 2000 is nothing compared to today. Oh, that it was so simple; outrage over a bl j; simply a vote; not a way of life. How many presidents haven’t; it’s just one got caught by a publicity seeking partner and caused a little embarrassment. That’s nothing to downright shame of this administration and the hatred it has generated not just within the borders but throughout the world. Perhaps we should say this administration negatively divided the world.

By Midori

September 29, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

What I don’t understand is why people continue to respond to RW and his clones/zombies/aliases.

They are not worthy of conversation or debate: they are eternally stuck on stupid.

Regardless of what you say or try to explain to them, they constantly and immediately revert to their interpretation of history and the facts. And reality.

The are completely worthless, and only take up space. And air.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

You’re right, RW— your guy W said in 2000 that “I’m a uniter, not a divider” so that automatically means that it must be true, yes? Whatever your guy says…

Get in line, all you good Germans — your leader has spoken!

By Midori

September 29, 2006 01:35 PM | Link to this

((((Look at the 1:07 and then ask yourself why Lea just threatened to ban me for not cleaning up my posts.)))))

too bad it can’t be for abject stupidity and kool aid drinking.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this

RW: She deleted 1:07. Can you reprise it on the dark side?

Don’t it figure everything that hater trash said this morning is still there?

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:37 PM | Link to this

You can say things like the things at 8:30, 9:24, 9:30, but you CAN”T quote an historical document without getting banned. Unbelievable.

By Ramble ON!

September 29, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

This Moonbat Cave is pathetic…ML is a waste of talent. Keep drinking the Kool-Aid, can’t wait to hear you blaming the voting machines AGAIN, this Nov. 7th. Ya’ll are Losers with zero amount of common sense.

The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag—-ROCK ON!!!!!

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

You guys can’t seriously be disputing that the country was divided in 2000. Even libs can’t be that pathetically stupid.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 01:44 PM | Link to this

Poor little racist — he just can’t win:

Now, Even Allen’s Apologies Are Getting Him in Trouble

He’s making room for our own GA-grown Repugnants to run in his place on the ticket in ‘08 — you know, those other Repugnant “uniters” like Newt, Ralphie, and Barr-barella… won’t that be fun?

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I’ve got most of the garbage saved including 1:07. All I did was post A CLEANED UP version of the Starr report and set of the censors.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

RW: What we have here is another form of Luckovich Censors Conservatives. They are expanding the glossary of profanity for right wingers, adding words such as “puppy” and I heard, “pinko,” with me specifically in mind.

We will only be allowed to briefly comment using words like “surrender” and “appeasement” or be threatened with banishment.

By GodHatesTrash

September 29, 2006 01:50 PM | Link to this

They must have unloaded next month’s welfare cheese at RW - (the original)’s trailer - all she is doing today is whine whine whine.

Poor stupid trash sheb-itch.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:51 PM | Link to this

GHT,

You don’t bother me in the least and apparently you don’t bother the censors. I just find it odd that they are going to ban me for a lot less than the filth you spew.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

“How many innagurals have you danced at? (Backwards and in high heels)”

Mrs. Godzilla,

Wow, that must have been rough!! RW,

An “innagural” could be somewhere where syncophants dance and then shack up. I’ll get that syncophant definition working asap.

What post is Lea complaining about? They took forever to post my “heads you win” comment. I wonder if they are having committee meetings over this stuff now.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

It turns out my banning is for using a slang term to describe what was in the Starr report using more clinical terms. Certainly more clinical than the one at 1:41.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

Bunch of whiny wingnuts.

Bwhahahahaha.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this

Woops, I neglected to hit the enter button at 1:53.

RW -

Most of that message^^ was for you.

By Randy

September 29, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this

Let’s be perfectly clear on where the division began.

How we got here

“The transition team will have less than half the time available to do its work,” Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott, R-Mississippi, said later after speaking with Cheney. Lott exhorted members on both sides of the aisle to work effectively with the incoming administration.

That ^^^ is an inconvenient truth.

“I offered to meet with him as soon as possible so we can start to heal the divisions of the campaign and the contest from which we just passed,” Gore said Wednesday of his discussion with Bush, and the 35-day legal ordeal that followed Election Night.

Gore, in his address, also spoke of the five-week court conflict, saying that he was relieved the situation was resolved peaceably, in a courtroom, rather than in a more unsavory manner.

Peaceably in a courtroom maybe, but only after a Democrat’s unsavory manner.

Freedom fighters my a$$. Let’s here it for the Democrat dividers.

Sore losers in hysteria.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 02:07 PM | Link to this

“You guys can’t seriously be disputing that the country was divided in 2000.”

Correct, RW— divided between those who were sexually repressed and those who weren’t… right along that same ole 35% line of hard-care Repugnants. The majority of Americans supported our President in his attempts to hunt down and find Osama bin Laden before he could kill even more innocents — but your chorus was always “no war for Monica!” and “wag the dog!”, over and over again.

You bunch of pathetic boobs — you’re the ones who spend all of your time dividing the country in two… look what you do here each and every day here on this blog. Continuing on with W’s style of “winning hearts and minds”, aren’t you?

By RE

September 29, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

Please note for future reference, the constitution of the United states will be considered mearly an historical document, please disregard the following:

4th admendment: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized

6th admendment: In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

8th admendment: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

Article 3. section 2: The Trial of all Crimes, except in Cases of Impeachment, shall be by Jury; and such Trial shall be held in the State where the said Crimes shall have been committed; but when not committed within any State, the Trial shall be at such Place or Places as the Congress may by Law have directed

By Andie, You're a Fine Girl

September 29, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

Hey girlfriend, it’s me Sailor.

Good to see you last night, girrrl.

Just don’t try to kiss me with that mouth, piggy girl. ;>

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 02:20 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

If your whole objective is to have a united country, why can’t we unite on my side? The problem with you guys is you only want things your way and cry like little school children when we won’t give you what you want.

You know Florida was decided by a little over 500 votes after Gore managed to steal a few thousand, so I don’t think your numbers about the “same old 35%” are anything more than a liberal fantasy.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

RW,

Not to mention the fact that Goldie’s definition of “sexually repressed” means “probably opposes gay marriage”.

By Ramble ON!

September 29, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this

Goldie thinks it’s the GOP’s fault that slick Willy is the biggest liar on plant earth…She calls us racist too. LOL please extend our greeting to Robert KKK Byrd at your next fund raiser for liars and hypocrites. You will be going to one soon I hope, it seems your party needs some $ these days to keep up with us “wing nuts” since you can’t rent out the Lincoln bedroom or sale any of our secrets to China.

BUY DANISH—ROCKS TOO!

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this

RE,

What are you babbling about at 2:19? Is this hysterical concern over the “rights” of non-citizen enemy combatants?

It would help if you had a little introductory sentence before you started quoting the Constitution out of context.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 02:52 PM | Link to this

September 29, 2006 — Billionaire liberal financier George Soros, who spent millions of his fortune trying to oust President Bush in 2004, yesterday said he hopes to stay out of politics from now on.

Cutting and running, eh?

By Cindy

September 29, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

RW, Get over the 2000 election. Many who voted for bush then have since deeply regretted it. If they could do it again with hindsite bush would have lost. Which is simply saying, he doesn’t enjoy the popularity you falsely believe he does. Had he not had name recognition and had to stand on credentials, he would have lost anyway. We, Republicans, Democrats and Independents alike, will take back this great country and it will rise from the ashes of the neocons!

By Cindy

September 29, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

BTW Mike, GREAT TOON. Creative rendition.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

Another sick, perverted pedophile bows out of Florida election

The gop are sick bastards that calls themselves Christians will burn in hell.

I puke on your party.

By Midori

September 29, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

another one bites the dust: Mark Foley is out.

Seems like a dead boy or live girl gets them every time

By Midori

September 29, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

seems were are on the same page these days. :)

By Collin

September 29, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

Luckovich, I thought stretching the truth is something you libs make your living doing. The NYT lies through omission with their NIE leak. Where’s the cartoon on that one? I’ll bet you’re one of those libs who would say they were duped by the administration.

Is this one yours? You can’t even do the math moron. Bush has just over two years left. There’s only one war and it’ll take longer than 4.

Either way, easily duped liars on your side are easy to come by.

BTW, Grizzard tops you any day. He represents a great cross-section of Americans. You represent a bunch of panty-waist radicals who embarrass Americans.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 03:22 PM | Link to this

“Get over the 2000 election”

Cindy,

Your 3:05 to RW is positively hilarious. Just in case he’s out hitting golf balls, I’ll respond.

Your side is still foaming at the mouth about Bush being “selected not elected”.

Moreover, you seem to have missed the last election results where Bush got more votes than anyone in American history, so I guess this “hindsight” you speculate about will come into play when he runs again in 2008.

By RE

September 29, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

Full Document

This is from section 1405.

This lays out the procedures for detention, there is no review except by the DOD, which has not made the guidelines for review yet. There is no oversite except from the DOD.

Submittal of Procedures for Status Review of Detainees at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and in Afghanistan and Iraq-

(1) IN GENERAL- Not later than 180 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, the Secretary of Defense shall submit to the Committee on Armed Services and the Committee on the Judiciary of the Senate and the Committee on Armed Services and the Committee on the Judiciary of the House of Representatives a report setting forth—

(A) the procedures of the Combatant Status Review Tribunals and the Administrative Review Boards established by direction of the Secretary of Defense that are in operation at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, for determining the status of the detainees held at Guantanamo Bay or to provide an annual review to determine the need to continue to detain an alien who is a detainee; and

(B) the procedures in operation in Afghanistan and Iraq for a determination of the status of aliens detained in the custody or under the physical control of the Department of Defense in those countries.

e) Judicial Review of Detention of Enemy Combatants-

(1) IN GENERAL- Section 2241 of title 28, United States Code, is amended by adding at the end the following:

`(e) Except as provided in section 1405 of the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005, no court, justice, or judge shall have jurisdiction to hear or consider—

`(1) an application for a writ of habeas corpus filed by or on behalf of an alien detained by the Department of Defense at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba; or

`(2) any other action against the United States or its agents relating to any aspect of the detention by the Department of Defense of an alien at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, who—

`(A) is currently in military custody; or

`(B) has been determined by the United States Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia Circuit in accordance with the procedures set forth in section 1405(e) of the Detainee Treatment Act of 2005 to have been properly detained as an enemy combatant.’.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Great minds think alike. :)

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

RE,

It really sucks for those enemy combatants doesn’t it? Too bad they don’t have the privilege of being American citizens and the rights we get under our constitution.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

RE,

I may have erred in assuming you are an American Citizen. I hope you don’t take offense if you are not.

By Cindy

September 29, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this

He will never win in 2008 even if he has that amendment scrapped too. People are wise to him and his lying ways. Actually, by then even Ted Kennedy could beat him hands down.

We will take back the USA from the neocons!

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

Since I can’t draw, and the AJC wouldn’t put me in if I could, I will provide the service of offering up this great ‘toon…

http://www.townhall.com/funnies/cartoonist/MichaelRamirez/2006/09/1

By bon scott

September 29, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

This has been a great day here!

The flailing and whining by the neocon fringe today is worthy of framing.

It’s Clinton! It’s the NYTimes! It’s waahwaahwaah!!!

No, it’s not.

America’s real problem is the 35% (Goldie’s right!) who would absolutely support Bush even if he killed and ate his own daughters.

It’s bad enough that Iraq was invaded on false grounds. It’s pathetic that (3 years later) Bush can’t admit that [maybe] he made a mistake. It’s astounding (but that’s how denial works) that there would be a hard core 35% that wouldn’t admit Bush was wrong even if Bush himself admitted he was wrong.

Like he did about the WMDs in Iraq. Bush admits there weren’t any. But try telling that to the 35%.

Pompous RW, zenophobic BD, and (drum roll!) alcoholic iceman Andy? Thanks for educating the casual visitors here to the irrational extremes of terminal America hating wingnuts.

You’ve done your country a great service. Although not exactly in the way you intended.

Tip of the hat to getalife, midori, Cindy, RE, Goldie and the other sane heads here for prodding them into showing everyone what basketcases they are.

Toodles!

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 03:49 PM | Link to this

Collin,

You make a great point about Libs and lies.

“Stretching the truth” would be that Luckovich “is sure to tickle your funny bone — no matter your political persuasion”

By Shawny

September 29, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

Since I can’t draw, and the AJC wouldn’t put me in if I could, I will provide the service of offering up this great ‘toon…

http://www.townhall.com/funnies/cartoonist/MichaelRamirez/2006/09/1

By Midori

September 29, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

“State of Denial” adds new information about Rice’s role in the Bush administration’s efforts to combat terrorism in the months before the Sept. 11 attacks. That subject became a source of controversy this week after former President Bill Clinton accused “President Bush’s neocons” and other Republicans of ignoring Osama bin Laden until the attacks, and Rice responded angrily to the charge.

Woodward writes that on July 10, 2001, then-CIA director George Tenet became so concerned about the communication intelligence agencies were receiving indicating that a terrorist attack was imminent that he went to the White House with counterterrorism chief J. Cofer Black — without an appointment — to meet with Rice, then the national security adviser. He and Black hoped the meeting would alert Rice to the urgency they felt.

But Tenet and Black felt that Rice gave them “the brush-off,” according to Woodward, telling them that a plan for coherent action against bin Laden was already in the works. Woodward writes that both Tenet and Black felt the meeting was the starkest warning the White House was given about bin Laden.

By bon scott

September 29, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

Egads! I mis-spelled xenophobic!!!

It was a typo! Honest!

I’m sure I’ll never hear the end of it!

Sob!!!!!

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

What other “sick perverted pedophile” bowed out of a Florida election?

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

Cindy,

Let me slow this down for you.

You made the claim that Bush divided the country

I gave you a mark in time that you can read thousands of articles, books, court records, etc. to prove that you are wrong.

Your response is for me to get over the 2000 election.

As any normal thinking person can see, conservatives provide facts and liberals provide hysterics. You can see that from Sybil bon finchie at 3:46 too.

By Midori

September 29, 2006 04:00 PM | Link to this

Report: Abramoff team had 485 contacts with White House (AP/CNN)

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 04:00 PM | Link to this

Cindy,

It was a joke gal.

I guess you’re not QUITE as dumb as you appear (which is dumb as a rock) but you’re pretty darn close.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

{{{{{By getalife September 29, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this Midori, Great minds think alike. :)}}}}}

ALL liberals think alike and if you think that’s the mark of greatness I feel sorry for you.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 04:09 PM | Link to this

RW,

Not only that but they’re patting themselves on the back because they both linked to a story that is a screaming headline on Drudge.

By Goldie

September 29, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

“You know Florida was decided by a little over 500 votes after Gore managed to steal a few thousand”

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!

Of course, you don’t want to mention all those thousands of voter names purged “in error” by Katherine Harris and good ole Jeb down in FLA in 2000 — you loser neo-cons can only win elections by repressing legally registered voters every time!

By bon scott

September 29, 2006 04:13 PM | Link to this

You know what’s funny?

In 1986, after Libyan operatives set off a bomb in Berlin that killed Americans, Reagan responded by launching cruise missles at Moammar Ghadaffi’s HOME! Didn’t kill him, but apparently killed one of his kids.

Nobody (Democrat or Republican) has ever said a word about Reagan ordering an “illegal” hit. Not then. Not now.

But look at the ruckus over what Clinton SAID about trying to off Osama!! And he hasn’t been President for nearly 6 years.

Can you say obsession???

SMELL the hypocrisy! Especially YOU, RW. Plus, you and that drunk tweaker Andy have positively DEFINED “hysterics” with your posts today.

PS - Last May, Bush basically pardoned Ghadaffi for killing Americans when he ordered diplomatic relations with Lybia restored. Forget Berlin. Forget PanAm flight 103.

Maybe Osama’s waiting for HIS “get out of jail free” card? Given the track record of Bush and the wingnuts here, it’s probably uner consideration!

By Ramble ON!

September 29, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

bon scott…YOU LIED!!!! It’s not a typo….Your a Liar, LIAR, LIAR!!!! YOU BETRAYED THIS BLOG!!!! You can’t spell, LIAR!!!

By getalife

September 29, 2006 04:16 PM | Link to this

Yes RW,

This is what you support:

“Foley has long marketed himself as a protector of children from sexual predation. In 2003, he became an outspoken critic of a summer nudist camp for children. An amendment by Foley to change federal sex offender laws became part of the Adam Walsh Child Safety and Protection Act of 2006.”

Pathetic. Puke.

By I Don't Have A Brain So I Cheerlead For Other Pinkos

September 29, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

By bonnie finchie bigot The “Sanitizer”

September 29, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

This has been a great day here!

The flailing and whining by the neocon fringe today is worthy of framing.

It’s Clinton! It’s the NYTimes! It’s waahwaahwaah!!!

No, it’s not.

Blah, blah, blah, tooting your own freaking horn again, loser?

How dull and boring is this?

It’s the highlight of their sorry a-ss day.

“High fives all around pinkos!!”

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

By bon scott

September 29, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

The wingnuts here (drunken Andy especially, but with pompous RW and that screaming {{xenophone}} BD close seconds) are permanent residents of the State Of Denial.

Bon Scott,

You have misspelled xenophobia and xenophobe twice today. It couldn’t be YOU who is hitting the bottle could it?

I kind of liked “xenophone” - it could be the tool that “syncophants” use to communicate their talking points to eachother.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 04:21 PM | Link to this

Sybil bon finchie,

Didn’t you already say “Toodles” so you could sashay out to the pride parade?

By Midori

September 29, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

The second most powerful editor at The Washington Times is a white supremacist racist who says blacks are “born genetically 15 to 20 IQ points lower than a white person” and that abortion is necessary “to keep the black and minority population down in this country.” His wife, Marian, confirmed this, on the record, in an interview with reporter Max Blumenthal for the Oct. 9 issue of The Nation magazine.

Francis B. Coombs Jr., the managing editor of The Washington Times, a major media ally of the Bush administration, is described by multiple newsroom sources in Blumenthal’s piece as an unreconstructed “racial nationalist” and a hater of blacks and Jews.

Following Blumenthal’s cover story in The Nation (posted Sept. 20 on the magazine’s Web site), Coombs wrote a letter denouncing the supposed “mendacity” of the piece and categorically labeled its serious allegations as false without explanation.

The serious problem with Coombs’ line of defense is that his wife, Marian Kester Coombs, confirmed his racist white supremacist worldview in her own on-the-record interview with Blumenthal.

Probably a friend of Allen’s.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

Is Getalife saying that he approves of nudist camps for children?

I wonder who gets to be the counselor at those camps?

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

Andy/RW,

Sybil Bon Finchie doesn’t sound “hysterical” or anything does she in that 4:13?

By N-GA

September 29, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

How amusing…Bi-Danish rubbing someone’s nose in their posting error at the same time she writes “…to communicate their talking points to eachother.”

Too funny!!

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 04:32 PM | Link to this

Whoever wrote this at Wiki has a sense of humor:

After several days of diplomatic talks with European and Arab partners, President Ronald Reagan ordered the strike on Libya on April 14. F-111 aircraft flying from 48th Tactical Fighter Wing, RAF Lakenheath and 20th Tactical Fighter Wing, RAF Upper Heyford in England, along with A-6, A-7, and F/A-18 planes from the aircraft carriers USS America and USS Coral Sea, struck five targets at 02:00 on April 15, in the hope that their destruction would send a message and reduce Libya’s ability to support and train terrorists. The United States was denied overflight rights by France and Spain as well as the use of European continental bases, forcing the operation to be flown around France and through the Straits of Gibraltar, adding 1,300 miles (2,100 km) each way and requiring multiple aerial refuelings. The attack lasted about ten minutes. Several targets were hit and destroyed, but some civilian and diplomatic sites in Tripoli were struck as well, notably the French embassy, when a number of bombs missed their intended targets.

Yep, one of those stray bombs just happened to hit the French Embassy…OOPS

Sybil bon finchie,

Did you want to “sanitize” Libyans too, bigot? Some people would say that by giving up his weapons and paying for his part in PanAm 103 Qaddafi surrendered!!!

Is that what bothers you so bad? That we didn’t surrender first.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 04:36 PM | Link to this

By bonnie finchie bigot The “Sanitizer” September 29, 2006 04:13 PM Nobody (Democrat or Republican) has ever said a word about Reagan ordering an “illegal” hit. Not then. Not now.

Maybe because Reagan didn’t fire the missile with the intentions of killing Khadifi?

Dumba-ss.

There was no attempted assassination, like Clinton admitted to in his post office mental rage.

By Randy

September 29, 2006 04:37 PM | Link to this

This bon scott guy is sounding like a broken record. Ca-click, Ca-click, Ca-click. Railroaded by the left-wing’s track record of failure.

I think I can - I think I can. The little engine tht just couldn’t, no matter how hard he tries.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 04:38 PM | Link to this

getalife,

Why would you call someone a pathetic puke for opposing children’s nudist camps?

Buy Danish,

Sybil bon finchie at 4:13 is just upset because we’re sending the Libyans up the chimney. She’s a strange bird.

By N-GA

September 29, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

Not much has changed on the blog since my trip to Scandanavia. Same posters saying pretty much the same things.

When are the wing-nuts going to realize that Bill isn’t president anymore. He’s not in office, or running for office. He did what he did, and that is not going to change. What he did does not make this administration’s lies okay.

The issues of today are much more relevent. Let’s all agree that this administration has lied (much like virtually every administration before it). Now the debate can begin over whether or not these lies are egregious. Have people died because of these lies? Are we bankrupting the country because of these lies? Are we polluting our environment because of these lies? Does the majority of the planet distrust the US government because of these lies? Will the American voters throw the bums out of office because of these lies?

Mike’s toon just doesn’t go far enough.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

If any of that 4:22 from the parrot is true, that guy sounds a lot like liberal icon Peter Singer.

Although the odds of anything Midori posts being true are astronomical. How’s that Rove indictment coming?

By N-GA

September 29, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

One could surmise that some of the wing-nuts posting here have received text messages from Representative Foley. They’ll probably save them and try to sell them on Ebay. How many closet Republican hypocrites have been outed in the last few years?

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

Clinton’s performance, his defenders say, was planned in advance to stiffen his party’s spine and teach it how to fight back. Was it planned? “Absolutely not,” Wallace told me. Off camera, during the interview, he said he saw Clinton’s public relations man waving his arms, demanding that the interview be terminated immediately. At the end of the interview, Clinton was still visibly angry and threatened to fire his PR man if he ever had to endure another interview like that one.

Eh-hehehehehe.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 04:47 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Sybil bon finchie at 4:13 is just upset because we’re——->NOT<——— sending the Libyans up the chimney. She’s a strange bird.

That was an unfortunate word to leave out. Maybe I’ve got a future as an AP headline writer.

By Ramble ON!

September 29, 2006 05:01 PM | Link to this

Midori and bon scott are part of a terrorist cell…to bad the Al-Jazera Constitution protects their anonymity.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 05:02 PM | Link to this

By N-GA September 29, 2006 04:46 PM How many closet Republican hypocrites have been outed in the last few years?

I can think of one, I can think of one!!

Goes by the name of McGreevey, he’s out there in New Jersey, making all the rounds on the pinko talk shows like some kind of hero, oh, wait, he’s a democrat, ooops.

Well, what about the openly gay one that ran a homo house of prostitution, what was his name, oh yeah, Barney Frank. Ooops, democrat too.

I’ll get back with you on it.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 05:09 PM | Link to this

RW,

AP headline writer or you could write captions for Reuters photo-shopped photos.

NGA,

Yes, I forgot to put a space between “each” and “other”. The trouble is that my error was not funny like finchies or Mrs. Godzillas.

By @@

September 29, 2006 05:10 PM | Link to this

Speaking of Clinton. Well….never mind.

Speaking of Carville & Begala. Did anybody see them attempt to take on O’Reilly the other night? They were gonna get revenge on Fox for the Fox News Sunday appearance of Presid…err a previous president.

For the first time since I’ve been watching O’Reilly (not very long), Bill kept his mouth shut and let those two look like babbling buffoons. Strategy? Who knows, but it worked. It was Democrats mind boondoggling at it’s best.

I wonder what the debates are like in the Carville home? I’ll bet she kicks ash (what’s left of Carville’s brain.)

By Ramble ON!

September 29, 2006 05:17 PM | Link to this

I think he meant outed as in racist. You know Robert Byrd, no wait wrong party. Maybe he was talking about drunks/murders like Ted Kennedy…nope, not that either. How about rapist like Bill Clinton, yeeechs did it again. Drug addicts like Pat Kennedy, succhs. M. Berry…darn it…race card players Cynthia McKinney. Hmmm maybe who was he outing again?

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 05:19 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I think getalife is still looking for the names of the hordes of (R) FLORIDA pedophiles he claims have resigned.

Maybe there are some dogcatchers or meter readers out there he can use for his big “gotcha!” moment.

By RE

September 29, 2006 05:27 PM | Link to this

here you go bi danish

Foley has resigned

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 05:29 PM | Link to this

@@,

O’Reilly turns himself into Gumby with his “Independent” support of Billy Jeff, so he was probably making a real effort to be “fair and balanced” and not an “ideologue”.

I cannot tell you how often I yell at him to shut up and let his guests speak. The really annoying thing is that he inevitably manages to make everything about HIM. Grrrrrrr. Like it never would have occurred to anyone to stop buying French wines if HE hadn’t organized the universe in protest.

He is really good on some issues though like Gitmo, Abu Ghraib et cetera.

By bon scott

September 29, 2006 05:35 PM | Link to this

Heehee!!

All I gotta do is show up and the wingnuts go CRAZY!!!

Keep it up. Your screeching and your repetitive chanting of the Bush mantras are gonna keep me entertained all weekend!

At least McGreevey and Frank didn’t chase little boys! Seems to be a GOP favorite. Mmmmmm tender young things!!

Hey drunken Andy and trainwreck RW, why not spend some time looking for the post where I talked about “smoking” anyone? THAT’LL keep you amused!! BTW Your attempts to twist the meaning of the word “sanitize” only reveal your own Gestapo inclinations. Sieg HEIL RW!! Sieg HEIL Andy!!

You’re appeasers. Appeasers of Bush Iraq-phobia and appeasers of terrorists like Ghadaffi and Osama. You favor driving around in circles waiting to get bombed in Iraq while dismissing genuine threats. Facts are facts. Can’t deny them.

I sometimes wonder how you morans can live with yourselves.

By Ramble ON!

September 29, 2006 05:37 PM | Link to this

How long is ML Blog “ANOTHER CONSERVATIVE TURNS ON W” going to be posted…my guess till Nov. 7th, after the libs lose again.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 05:38 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

As you can see from RE’s latest pearl of wisdom, they are going to provide 85 links to the same story and next week they will tell you that they already showed you 85 members of that horde of pedophiles.

By @@

September 29, 2006 05:40 PM | Link to this

You scream at O’Reilly too? Well, I don’t scream, I just get up and leave. The husband likes him though.

It was the first time I ever saw him sit silent and it worked well, very well indeed.

Totally threw Carville and Begala off. They kept waiting for Bill to say something. When he remained quiet, they just looked at each other and babbled on. It was soooo funny.

Truth be told, there was a time when I liked Carville, but I think he’s lost it. Whatever “it” was.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 05:41 PM | Link to this

RE,

I KNOW that Foley has resigned. I was referring to this comment from Getalife

Sheesh.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 05:44 PM | Link to this

Family values are a bigger joke than the contract with America.

The gang of perverts will never get my vote.

Watching Mr. Murtha on CNN fighting the swiftboaters.

“Only interested in investment in his district for jobs”. He did not take the $50,000. Deal with it.

Bwhahahahaha.

Losers.

By getalife

September 29, 2006 05:46 PM | Link to this

pervert appeasers.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 05:46 PM | Link to this

Sybil bon finchie’s is not hysterical at all. Nope this is perfectly normal behavior for a schizophrenic parrotfinch.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 05:49 PM | Link to this

AJC Management:

Could this delay be any longer? By the time our comments post they are already outdated.

Why not get rid of the delay, and come back with the censors later? Isn’t that what you do anyway?

By getalife

September 29, 2006 05:50 PM | Link to this

O’ Reilly is another pervert.

No wonder the gop love him.

Puke.

By Midori

September 29, 2006 05:51 PM | Link to this

Maf54: Do I make you a little horny? Teen: A little. Maf54: Cool.

http://drudgereport.com/

By getalife

September 29, 2006 05:53 PM | Link to this

Quit whining BD.

Whiny wingnut.

Shees. Always about nothing.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 05:53 PM | Link to this

RW: Did I mention that finchie will also mimic things that you say because he has no independent thought process of his own:

By bon scott September 29, 2006 05:35 PM BTW Your attempts to twist the meaning of the word “sanitize” only reveal your own Gestapo inclinations. Sieg HEIL RW!! Sieg HEIL Andy!!

Er, I mean no brain.

How dull and boring, yawn.

To show you the true bigot that lurks within finchie, instead of cheering the gain of a House seat, which is what these stupid pinkos should be doing, the homophobic hatred boils to the surface almost instantly and the gay hate mongering festival becomes the overriding issue.

How disgusting is this?

They can’t help themselves.

By RE

September 29, 2006 05:57 PM | Link to this

Sorry Bi Danish, I have to concede, you are right.

I cannot find hordes of pedophile florida republicans resigning.

I can find hordes of pedophile republicans who have resigned.

I can find hordes of florida republicans who have resigned for lewd behavior

But not pedophile florida republicans.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 05:57 PM | Link to this

Dictionary and Ricktionary fans,

TaDa! Three new definitions are ready for your reading enjoyment with full credit given where credit is due. Thanks moonbats -It was a great day!

The new entries are SYNCOPHANT, XENOPHONE, and INNAUGURAL

By N-GA

September 29, 2006 05:58 PM | Link to this

Hey Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

Leave it to you to “out” Barney Frank. How stupidly desperate you are to respond so lamely.

I’m confident that the master list of republicans who are gays, lesbians, pedophiles, and or rapists will appear anon. However, since it will exceed the blog limitation on length, it will likely require 10 or more posts. It should simply be titled: “Hypocrites”

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

getalife,

How do you explain the fact that Mothra also didn’t report being bribed?

But even though Murtha refused to take the cash at that first meeting, explaining somewhat apologetically that he didn’t know the agent well enough yet (and leaving open the possibility that he would take the money during a second meeting), he still had serious trouble to deal with: the Rules of the House of Representatives required that any attempted bribe be reported immediately to the proper authorities.

Impeach Murtha!

By Midori

September 29, 2006 06:04 PM | Link to this

I fail to see what Barney Frank has to do with “pedophiles”.

Barney Frank: openly gay congressman.

Mark Foley: closeted pedophile.

gay man: attracted to other gay men.

pedophile: sexually attracted to children.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 06:04 PM | Link to this

@@,

I don’t “scream” at the tv set, I just mutter “would you SHUT UP O’Reilly?” in an aggravated voice that is admittedly a bit louder than a whisper.

There was a time when you liked Carville?? I wonder if Mary Matalin says the same thing about him.

By Allaina

September 29, 2006 06:09 PM | Link to this

Mr. Luckovich, I’ve only visited here a few times on the advice of a co-worker. I’m not liking what I’m seeing in your cartoons. Day after day, you undermine our efforts in the war.

I asked my co-worker what she saw in you that she liked. She said it was the “In your face attitude.”

Not in my face Mr. Luckovich and not in my brothers’ face. He’s in Iraq right now defending your right to speak freely. I told him I was commenting on your blog. He said you were a political cartoonist not worth my time, but your freedom was worth his.

Goodbye Mr. Luckovich.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 06:14 PM | Link to this

This dude made it through one post, after “relaxing” in “Scandanvia” for “two weeks,” before he flipped out:

By N-GA September 29, 2006 05:58 PM Hey Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker)

I’d like to state for the record that there is a rather large difference between sending some kid an email versus selling his a-ss out of your basement.

You may see nothing wrong with the latter, that’s one of the big reasons why I call you a wanker.

But what ever, you homphobes go on with your little hate celebration, have fun!

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 06:14 PM | Link to this

Allaina,

You really shouldn’t stop posting. It’s nice to read people that truly support this country and your thoughtful posts help show others what luckovich really is.

Thank your brother for me.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 06:16 PM | Link to this

Has anybody figured out if the Democrats get their message from Zawahiri or is it the other way around? Crazy Howie sent me an email last week that sounded just like Z-man’s tape, but he might have recorded it a few days ago and sent it to the DNC first.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 06:19 PM | Link to this

Allaina: Tell your brother not to believe the crap he hears from these liberals; it’s all about their beloved democratic party and they are too stupid to see the harm they do to him and this great country.

And also tell him we are so very proud of him and his brothers and we wish him God speed.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 06:23 PM | Link to this

Andy,

It’s amazing watching them show their bigotry yet again. This time they are displaying their homophobia, yesterday it was them showing their racism, and Sybil the Saudi Sanitizer has his own Iraqnaphobia* where he sees every Arab school kid as a threat that must be kept out of his lily white world.

*intentional spelling-possible future ricktionary entry.

By N-GA

September 29, 2006 06:25 PM | Link to this

Allaina,

Your brother may think he is fighting for my freedom of speech, but he is not. I am fighting for it here, everyday. But this administration and its sycophants would like to take it away from me.

You are simply too naive to talk about these issues. If you know someone intelligent, have them school you on fascism. Then you might try to extrapolate what you learned and you will ken neo-fascism (sometimes called neo-conservatism).

Most people support our troops, just not what they have been asked to do in Iraq, nor the lies that put them there.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 06:38 PM | Link to this

N-GA,

Very classy post. NOT.

Freaking loser.

By N-GA

September 29, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

Hey Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

You are simply amazing in your utter stupidity. Everyone knows that the republican party is the Party of Homophobia. Remember how your uber-christian right says that gays are going to burn in hell for their perversions. Remember how Republicans oppose gay marriage. Remember how Republicans oppose gay adoption and “partnership” benefits. Liberals support those views, but have serious problems with pedophiles and hypocrites (people you seem to like very much).

By Constitution

September 29, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

Allaina, Please tell all how your brother is protecting the rights of the U.S. citizens in Iraq. Yes it is his job, but no, bush has him risking his life for other things.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 06:42 PM | Link to this

Did not wanker NG-A just attack the family, a woman no less, of some soldier who is currently serving on the front lines of Iraq?

Over some psychotic bullsh-it?

And had the freaking gall to say he supports the troops?

With friends like that who needs enemies?

By Allaina

September 29, 2006 06:45 PM | Link to this

N-GA, My brother can think and he is intelligent, but you insult him with your comment. You will always have your freedom to speak. My brother will assure you that.

RW & The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag, Thank you. I’ll tell my brother. I am scared for him and it doesn’t help when I come here day after day and see the added danger that America’s anti-war activists place on him and his friends who are there in Iraq.

I’m sorry, but coming here breaks my heart.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 06:46 PM | Link to this

Mountain goat,

Just keep yelling that as all around you we can read the hatred that comes from the left. Your response to Allaina is classic liberal hatred and condescension. Everybody that comes here can read for themselves and spotting the true bigots is very easy.

Keep telling yourself that barking at a young woman on a blog that has a brother in Iraq makes you a man. What you are is a shameful pathetic punk.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 06:47 PM | Link to this

By Wanker N-GA September 29, 2006 06:39 PM Hey Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),You are simply amazing in your utter stupidity. Everyone knows that the republican party is the Party of Homophobia.

That’s what you say we do and then you turn right around and do it yourself and have the nerve to think you’re righteous just because you lie about us doing it.

I got you figured out, homophobe.

You and the rest of you liberal bigots.

The real haters.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 06:54 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Here is a link from a dub poet who uses the words “genocide and sanitize” together.

This is just the sort of poetry that Sybil Bon finchie would probably enjoy, if not for the fact that it proves you right and her wrong…once again.

By Brett

September 29, 2006 06:55 PM | Link to this

Bush. “Cut n run.” This miserable worm continues to hustle his “war on terror” in Iraq. To millions of people who don’t want his definition of “Democracy,” will never accept it, and will increase slaughtering naive American GI’s until the ignorant American masses decide they’ve had enough. This alcoholic wannabe-a-Hitler has destroyed relationships with countries throughout the world that took centuries to produce. Tony Blair, a fine and decent man andleader, loses his job strictly resultant of his association with with the disease which is Bush. Bush is a stench in the nostrils of the very word “decency.” Embrace him further, Republiscum.

By @@

September 29, 2006 06:55 PM | Link to this

N-GA:

My Gawd, it’s pretty obvious that nothing will shut your obnoxious mouth. You’re a prick, plain and simple.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 06:56 PM | Link to this

Allaina,

If it breaks your heart to come here by all means don’t. Especially Monday when we rip into the fools that have just made personal attacks on you.

By bon scott

September 29, 2006 06:58 PM | Link to this

The wingnuts are like rabid little rats this evening, lots of agitation but stuck running around in a cage.

Andy, upwrap your lips from around that bottle and push away the meth. I’m not the homophobe, YOU are.

Foley is a PEDERAST! Now, maybe you (like Foley) LIKE children “that way”. Since you’re defending him, you MUST!

A homophobe and an apiring (I hope!) child molester. How DO you live with yourself?

Short eyes Andy! Andy likes his boy toys!! Is that why you get juiced? Yummmmm… just watch their little legs!!

Now why don’t you, Redundant Windbag and that arab-hating BD go off and play with eachother. You know, in that special way you have. With the pictures and everything.

I’m sure the vodka and the crank will help you and any guests shake off those nasty old inhibitions!

Don’t worry. We adults will take care of the really important stuff. ‘Nighty nite!

By Bill

September 29, 2006 06:59 PM | Link to this

Oh RW, get a grip. You’re an ignorant, empty human being who attempts to present himself as something/everything other than what he is. Frightened, weak little right-wing hate monger. Go away and flush yourself to where you belong and can prosper.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 07:02 PM | Link to this

Danish: It’s quite possible that finchie could have been the dub poet, Linton Kwesi Johnson, in a previous personality.

Matter of fact, this memory could bring Linton back to life right here on this blog.

By Buy Danish

September 29, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

Mike Luckovich and the AJC editorial staff,

Please read this post from Allaina at 6:45 pm tonite.

How does it feel to know that your “cartoons” and your sycophantic and often vicious admirers “break the heart” of a young woman whose brother is in Iraq?

Allaina knows who “supports the troops” and who doesn’t.

Allaina,

Please tell your brother that we are filled with gratitude for his honorable service to this country.

By N-GA

September 29, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

You are complete and utter lunatics…jerks of the first degree…nut cases who need to be medicated…you don’t sleep on beds, you just go to a corner of the room, lie down, curl up in a fetal position and suck your thumb while fondling yourself with your free hand.

It’s past your bed time……

By RW

September 29, 2006 07:05 PM | Link to this

You’re right, RW, bush is doing a great job of uniting this country, now. At least last time my husband and I voted, it was for the same man and it wasn’t bush. More and more people are aligning against him. I still say he negatively divided the world.

Although there is ALWAYS a division in every election (check the vote results), most Americans respect and tolerate the elected president. bush has changed that; the country has been heavily divided over the respect and belief issue and it has created more hostility in this country than any time since the civil war.

I don’t see where the “Constitution” was a hater of anything, although that was a questionable statement. The threat to the Constitution is obviously greater here than in Iraq. Many of us have friends and relatives in Iraq, it doesn’t change reality.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 07:06 PM | Link to this

By bonnie finchie bigot The “Sanitizer” September 29, 2006 06:58 PM Yummmmm… just watch their little legs!!

Well, O.K.

He said it, not me.

By RW-(the original)

September 29, 2006 07:06 PM | Link to this

I’d like to see a show of hands that think Sybil bon finchie is an adult or capable of even wiping the drool off his chin.

Bill/Brett,

You guys need to find a different bathtub for the crew, this one is shutting down.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 07:07 PM | Link to this

Hey finchie: You little boy leg lover, drink this.

By Huge

September 29, 2006 07:08 PM | Link to this

So the frustrated bigot missed me today. Awww, isn’t that cute! I wish the nauseating thing would find someone else to gush over.

Don’t you worry your hateful little mind, potty mouth. I’ll be back sometime next week to humiliate you and your moronic friends further.

What topic should I choose that will amuse us? Anything that requires a modicum of intelligence. Maybe evolution vs. the existence of jesus? (Wow, you looked like a big time major league fool last night!) Or perhaps your definition of conservatism, (textbook or otherwise, is fine). Maybe all those CNN and lib lies about global warming.

So much stupidity and vileness from the far right to be exposed and so little time!

Now, go lie to your children some more.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 07:09 PM | Link to this

What is it with all the lib sexual fantasies being shared tonite?:

By Wanker N-GA (Prick) September 29, 2006 07:04 PM you just go to a corner of the room, lie down, curl up in a fetal position and suck your thumb while fondling yourself with your free hand.

This is getting bizarre.

By The AJC Is A Filthy Anti American Rag

September 29, 2006 07:13 PM | Link to this

Blowhard: Another thousand words wasted to tell everyone how much you love yourself.

Every one of them spoken to a mirror.

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October 2, 2006 06:49 PM | Link to this

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