Mike Luckovich

By Gee, I Hope This Doesn't Upset Midori

August 15, 2006 08:03 AM | Link to this

So the Atlanta Urinal does not consider no terrorist attacks since 2001 to be a good thing:

Security gaps persist- America remains vulnerable, and must act accordingly. Unfortunately, the gap between the president’s rhetoric and what his administration has accomplished is equally crystal clear. –AJC

So if Bush keeps us safe, he gets bashed. If we get attacked, he gets bashed. If he left the toilet seat up, he gets bashed.

Gee, I wonder if the problem may REALLY lie with the “basher?”

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The Atlanta Constipation ignoring China and the area economy but not depraved liberalism:

F-22 fighters expensive, unnecessary-AJC

And they feed a large portion of the metro area population! We can’t have that! Evil jobs!

Suicide bomber liberals, college “educated” into slam ignorance. Caitlin Talmadge is a doctoral candidate in the security studies program at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.

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They ignore the fact that 9/11 preceded Iraq, and that other unemployed communities haven’t resorted to mass murder. No, something else is happening. {{{It is significant that 22 universities have been named as epicenters of jihadist recruitment.}}} The leader of the latest terror attempt is alleged to be a biochemistry student. These educated young men have ventured the farthest from the enclosures of their communities: The well-fed bite the hand that feeds.-OpinionJournal

By Gee, I Hope This Doesn't Upset Midori

August 15, 2006 08:04 AM | Link to this

Even the Iranian President knows American liberals are stupid:

In fact, instead of seeming like a modern Hitler (a not unreasonable comparison, given that one wanted to exterminate all the Jews while the other wants to wipe Israel off the map), Mr. Ahmadinejad came across as, well, a fairly typical, run-of-the-mill liberal. I listened carefully as he laid out his position on the war in Lebanon and on the Bush policy in Iraq, and I could not detect any significant difference between his views and those held by a lot of blue-state liberals, {{{{especially the liberal intellectuals on our college campuses.}}}} “Killing innocents is reprehensible,” he told Mike Wallace. “Why are Americans killing Iraqis?” he asked. Hey, I just heard the same thing on Air America.-OpinionJournal

The same guy that would bury an “adulterer” up to their neck and stone them to death has compassion for Iraqis?

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Few Americans born before September 11, 2001, will readily accept the explanation that the three Palestinian-American men caught with hundreds of prepaid cell phones and pictures of the Mackinac Bridge were simply trying to make money and doing a bit of sightseeing. And Americans will be glad that accepting this explanation wasn’t the first instinct of law enforcement authorities either.-NYSun

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I believe that there is no attack on American culture more destructive and more historically dishonest than the secular left’s relentless effort to drive God out of America’s public square. The United States is the only society that I know of whose founding political document recognizes that each person is endowed by God with the most fundamental human rights. The government does not grant rights to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. In America’s understanding, these rights come from our Creator and cannot be qualified by any government. It is this fundamental American belief that makes dictatorship morally reprehensible to the American mind.-HumanEvents

By Read It Quick Before The Censor Wakes Up

August 15, 2006 08:05 AM | Link to this

Bruce Bartlett, Bush basher and noted pinko scholar because of it, on the Lieberman suicide bombing:

From this history, it is clear that past Democratic purges have only had the effect of aiding the Republican Party. I suspect that the purge of Sen. Lieberman may have the same effect, possibly turning what might have been solid gains by the Democrats in this fall’s elections into modest gains. There are lots of Democrats who think like Sen. Lieberman on Israel and Iraq. They now have no choice but to vote Republican.-TownHall)

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Fortunately, a bill introduced by Rep. John Hostettler (R.-Ind.) would put an end to this abuse. The Public Expression of Religion Act would amend the Attorney’s Fees Award Act so that while plaintiffs could still ask the courts to rule on church/state issues, they could no longer receive payment from the taxpayer. That would eliminate the financial incentives for large, wealthy liberal interest groups like the ACLU to take on relatively small church-state cases and reduce their ability to use the specter of catastrophic legal costs to bully small communities into submission.-HumanEvents

By Mrs. Godzilla

August 15, 2006 08:13 AM | Link to this

Alternate Karl Rove Line: “Start another war in the middle east and the frightened lemmings will follow”

By White Jesus

August 15, 2006 08:15 AM | Link to this

Is that all you geeks do is post other’s commentary?

By Bel

August 15, 2006 08:22 AM | Link to this

I thought this space was for blogging about the cartoon above. How about commenting on Bush’s relationship with Congressional Republicans?

By candide

August 15, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

To hear Bush tell it, Israel’s campaign vs. Hizbollah was a great success — almost as good as our campaign in Iraq.

This man is deaf, dumb, and blind. We cannot take two more years of this baloney.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 08:30 AM | Link to this

The same Re-pukes who supported him for years are running from him as fast as their lobbyist’s legs will carry them…piggy-back (no pun intended…..NOT!).

By Dusty

August 15, 2006 08:31 AM | Link to this

Andy,

Thanks for reminding us in your last paragraph about the value of our founding political document. We ought to rememember that every day and be thankful for our government and our freedom.

I am also thankful that we have a strong president who is determined that we keep that freedom and our form of government.

If Luckovich wants to draw the president as a little person with toys on his desk, then let him. A little “child” shall lead us. It certainly won’t be the likes of Luckovich who will protect this country from terrorists.

By @@

August 15, 2006 08:40 AM | Link to this

Maybe somebody can explain Hillary’s relationship with Congressional Democrats.

Hillary will flip over and Bush won’t?

That one ^^^ could be censored, but it’s not my job “here.”

By mike

August 15, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

I still cant get over Mikey’s cartoon from the weekend, in which he claims that Democrats as a whole want to have a “rational” debate about terror.

This demonstrates Mike’s idiocy and zealotry perfectly. I hate to break it to Mikey and the rest of the partisan hacks at the AJC, but Democrats have been politicizing terror as much as Reps. Only a partisan idiot like Mikey really beleives that “his side” is always right.

By mike

August 15, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

I still cant get over Mikey’s cartoon from the weekend, in which he claims that Democrats as a whole want to have a “rational” debate about terror.

This demonstrates Mike’s idiocy and zealotry perfectly. I hate to break it to Mikey and the rest of the partisan hacks at the AJC, but Democrats have been politicizing terror as much as Reps. Only a partisan idiot like Mikey really beleives that “his side” is always right.

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

It’s a true ‘toon, Lucko… our visionary leader is such a small man. So sad that his “war is the answer” is all he has to offer the world. And it will take America many decades in the future to recover from the wreckage he has created.

By Joe

August 15, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

This says more about the politicians than the President, the same thing happened to Clinton. Politicians will eat their own when it benefits them, no loyality.

By Cindy

August 15, 2006 09:30 AM | Link to this

Great toon again, Mike.

I laughed so hard; I love the way you draw Bush!

Sorry to burst your bubble; but even if I were from Conn, I would not vote for the Republican. I would only do that in local politics, but never at the National level given the current environment.

Again I say; “Stay the course” is a perfect example of Einstein’s theory of insanity. We need a better plan. That doesn’t necessarily mean abandoning the Iraqi citizens like Bush the first did or like Nixon abandoned Vietnam. THIS PLAN DOES NOT WORK!! No wonder honest, intelligent Republicans want to distant themselves.

By candide

August 15, 2006 09:44 AM | Link to this

Who’s the bigger fool: Bush who thought the Israelis would pull his chestnuts out of the fire? Or the Israelis who thought Bush’ funeral procession was a bandwagon?

By Some Things Never Change

August 15, 2006 09:45 AM | Link to this

It would appear that even the venerable George Will is distancing himself from the current administration quoting Mr. Will ~~This farrago of caricature and non sequitur makes the administration seem eager to repel all but the delusional. But perhaps such rhetoric reflects the intellectual contortions required to sustain the illusion that the war in Iraq is central to the war on terrorism, and that the war, unlike “the law enforcement approach,” does “work.”

I added the emphasis

By deegee

August 15, 2006 09:47 AM | Link to this

Bill Clinton campaigned for Lieberman in Connnecticut to no avail. I really don’t see incumbents and established Washington types stumping for anybody. While Bush is obviously deadly poison for his party’s candidates, maybe we are finally going to see in November the anti-incumbent movement for which we are so long overdue.

By candide

August 15, 2006 09:52 AM | Link to this

In Slate, John Dickerson reveals that Bush is reading Camus’The Stranger. Must have been a reading suggestion from Laura, the librarian. He should read Camus’Myth of Sisyphus — it might explain why he cannot succeed in anything.

By Mrs. Godzilla

August 15, 2006 09:54 AM | Link to this

alternative karl rove line: “Adapt to Win”

By Eric

August 15, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

Again I find myself astounded at the stupidy of you folks who think it makes one IOTA of difference which corrupt, lying, corporate shill, tax stealing, only interested in self and party preservation at the expense of the American people - political party is in office. Wise up people - Bush and the Repubicans don’t give a damn about you and neither does Dean and the Democraps. They would sell your soul to the devil for a vote and murder their mothers at the behest of their corporate handlers.

WAKE UP

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 09:59 AM | Link to this

The cartoonist that drew the President with toys on his desk is the same one that walks around parties with a phone cord in his ear, right?

By Dusty

August 15, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Candide,

Maybe President Bush should read “Plague” by Camus. But he probably already realizes the plague that diminishes this country is the fundamentalist liberal movement that works against it.

By Carolyn Wilder

August 15, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Mike, If you would just draw Bush a little more realistically, I would enjoy your cartoons more. I’m no shrink but I think there is some deep-seated problem there that you should take care of. Else you will become an embittered old man.

By It's Too Late

August 15, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

By Carolyn Wilder August 15, 2006 10:09 AM Mike, If you would just draw Bush a little more realistically, I would enjoy your cartoons more. I’m no shrink but I think there is some deep-seated problem there that you should take care of.

It’s not just the cartoonist Carolyn but it’s all of these liberals, ignorant, bitter little failures that blame all of their and the world’s problems on one man.

How naive they are.

But you are absolutely correct as far as cartoon boy goes, this is a sickness.

By Cindy

August 15, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Yeah, right Eric. Somebody has to be there; that’s politics. We are only chosing the lesser of the evils; we have no real choice. Libertarian is no better and they want to carve into the constitution. So you suggest????

By Midori

August 15, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

LOL

The incredible shrinking pretzeldent.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

So now Andy is impersonating women?

Hi Carolyn, er, Andy.

By rushncap

August 15, 2006 10:25 AM | Link to this

RW, it’s called “sense of humor”. Look it up. I’m actually kinda hoping someone gives Shrubby some toys for his desk. They should distract him enough to maybe minimize his screwing up of this country.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

watch this video. it’s filled with terra, terra, terra

By It's Too Late

August 15, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this

Midori: When you reduce everything to the small, petty level that you operate on, then yes, it would seem logical for me to impersonate someone over some minor grievance on a political blog.

But the problem is that, unlike you, I’m all grown up and don’t see the need to create any immature outbursts so that I can be heard.

I’m not like you, thank you very much.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

Who rattled your cage this early in the morning?

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this

Midori,

Your foreign policy ideas are about as spot on as your fantasy that Andy is “Carolyn”.

Polly is a cracker.

By Toad

August 15, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

some toys for his desk. They should distract him enough to maybe minimize his screwing up of this country. Or as my 80-year-old mother said “I wish he’d get a girlfriend.”

By It's Too Late

August 15, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

I see that rushncrap’s one day of sobriety has come to a crashing halt.

The allure of the ignorance drug has struck again.

Hey college boy, did you see how the Muslims have figured out the easiest recruits for their suicide missions are the “well educated” like you.

Haha.

I can see their reasoning.

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 10:39 AM | Link to this

“The cartoonist that drew the President with toys on his desk is the same one that walks around parties with a phone cord in his ear, right?”

RW— Luckovich may enjoy his toys, but what’s that got to do with “the leader of the free world” behaving like the spoiled fraternity brat that he is?

By Midori

August 15, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

one comment, and the wingnuts are all howling.

snap.

crackle.

pop goes the weasels.

snicker

instead of jumping all over me, you twits need to watch that bit of video I posted.

there WILL be a quiz.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Meet the next John Edwards.

Pandering to the terminally ill, a new hallmark of the Democrat party.

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

Dusty, you got it wrong again — “the plague that diminishes this country” are the right-wing extremists such as yourself who continue to stand in line behind a corrupt administration. You’re obviously a part of the remaining 33% who are still clinging to this failure of leadership that America is suffering through today.

As Bush Sr. once proclaimed, “I don’t have the vision-thing.” Neither does his son-thing.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 10:50 AM | Link to this

Goldie,

You’re in a position to criticize others for THEIR behavior? Bwahaha. Why is it that when I think of Goldie, the word “gravitas” does not come to mind?

Aren’t you one of the ones who supports turning funerals into political rallies, and letting the Jersey Girls heckle their way through 9/11 commission hearings?

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

Goldie,

Sorry to burst your bubble sweetheart, but this isn’t an actual picture so the toys are in mikie’s attic.

By Dusty

August 15, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

Goldie,

Could you be a little more specific about the president acting like a spoiled fraternity brat?

Is that the best line you can get from the DNC? Seems most spoiled fraternity brats present themselves as liberals.

Better get your insults lined up better. While the president is leading the country through tough times, these puny remarks are kinda like pitiful little bozo “boo boos”.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 10:57 AM | Link to this

RW,

Maybe our candidates should run on a platform of curing insanity by 2008.

Which reminds me - have you seen the latest shameless trial lawyer’s scam? The ads that say, “Suicide, suicide, suicide”? Maybe it’s just me, but I think the target market for those ads is Asians in the U.K. and the Middle East.

By getalife

August 15, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

Our country as we knew it is history. We now have the first dictatorship in our democracy. People are scared to speak out except the brave few like these:

“Cheney’s comments about the election were ugly and frightening. They show that he and his party will stop at nothing. Cheney and his crowd are all for free and open elections - as long as they turn out their way. They are all for free speech provided it supports the administration. They are all for the rule of law - as long as the law does not prevent them from doing whatever they want to do. When elections, speeches or laws are inconvenient, he does not hesitate to declare that they are helping the terrorists. I can think of no graver offense against our democracy.” — Ted Kennedy, finding the courage to speak out against the murderous thugs

And

“Bill Kristol and Charles Krauthammer both said this weekend on Fox that Hezbollah won and Iran has been strengthened. Attacks on the Commander-in-Chief and proclamations of American defeat are ubiquitous - among the same group that insisted for the last five years that such attacks are dangerous and wrong and that talk of American defeat helps the terrorists. …”

There are two US troops and 100 Iraqi civilians killed everyday. The reality is Iran won the Iraq war and Iraq will ally with Iran not us. Yet, people like Jim talk about the deaths will not mean anything if we leave. Guess What Jim, they were wasted and more will be wasted and you promote this idea. It does not get any worse than that.

W will attack Iran purely for selfish reasons. He knows there is no accountability and he can do whatever he wants. He does not want to be a failure in the history books with his failed neo con plan. He is desperate to try to correct this and millions will die because people like Jim cheer him on. It is insane, disgusting and pathetic.

Welcome to the new America.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 11:08 AM | Link to this

Here is an interesting website. Everyone of these stories are worth reading, with lots of unreported details, so it’s hard to pick a favorite.

The map of the traveling Egyptian students caught my eye. Scroll down…

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

getalife,

Do you have any reaction quotes from Mary Joe Kopechne about that “rule of law” thing Teddy is whining about?

How about some of Howard Dean’s quotes about how Republicans are the true terror threat?

How about your own quotes about how free and fair elections should only allow voters that are on your side?

By Mrs. Godzilla

August 15, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

Alternative karl rove line: (picture drawn in back up singers, blonde blue eyed, in white dungarees and madras button downs) “BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN”

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 11:16 AM | Link to this

Dusty,

“Spoiled fraternity brat” is just one more of hundreds of hackneyed catch phrases. Yesterday I suggested to one of the snore-inducers that the libs had all these tired old phrases in a dice cup, shook it up, and what ever spilled on to the table gets used.

I’m thinking I could turn this into a money-making proposition, using the old “8 Ball” format, where you shake it and instead of getting a message like “undecided” you get a talking-point like “chimperor”.

I’ll donate the proceeds to the RNC.

By Say What?

August 15, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

Did I just hear getagrip saying that Iran was winning the Iraq war, which is incidentally the only intelligent thoughtful thing I have EVER heard him say, and that Bush will invade Iran for purely selfish reasons, which is one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard although not from getabrain, all in the same post?

It is true that the insane can sometimes be the most lucid.

By Will Jones

August 15, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

No “terrorist” attacks since 2001 says nothing good of the Nazi faction in Washington when the proof of Bush culpability is as easy as reading Mineta’s testimony of Cheney’s witnessed standown order; clicking on “Loose Change 2,” or reading “New Pearl Harbor,” by David Ray Griffin, PhD.

Death for Treason…or you, too, are spitting on the Constitution.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

“Our country as we knew it is history. We now have the first dictatorship in our democracy. People are scared to speak out except the brave few like these…”

Getalife,

What a crock! People are afraid to speak out? Really? The only people who are afraid to speak out are those who are afraid of breaking the p.c. speech codes you’ve all set up. You know, like the ones who can’t identify suspects as Muslims for fear that the ACLU or CAIR or Huge Freaking Mullah will come down on them for using accurate terms like “Dearbornistan”.

I don’t see a single moonbat posting here shaking in their shoes. Candide has actually made threats against the President and he’s still blabbing away. How about Daily KOS? Huffington Post? DU? Is that silence that we’re hearing?

And since you think you have all the answers and you brought up Iran, what do you suggest we do? Huh? SPEAK UP Getalife, there is no one stopping you (unless there’s a little voice in your head telling you not to venture into deep waters that are way over your head).

By getalife

August 15, 2006 11:31 AM | Link to this

It is pointless to argue with the dictator enablers. They are not real Americans who value freedom.

A warning to all bloggers: If they decide you are a terrorist, they will take you away and you have no rights.

Be careful of what you blog.

Welcome, to the new America.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 11:32 AM | Link to this

Say What,

Yeah, but the problem is that like a fairly useless psychiatrist, he’s can diagnose the problem but can’t cure it.

Waiting for suggestions from our moonbat foreign policy experts…

By Dusty

August 15, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

Danish,

How could you take away all the fun these poor benighted Democrats have by taking away their tired old phrases? Goldie will be a troll without trivia. Getalife will be a loser without a slogan. Oh, the sadness of it all.

Let me know when you get your 8-Ball business going. I will be sending referrals to some folks camping at Crawford and a few lost locals. They need some new lines.

By Typical Republican Politics

August 15, 2006 11:39 AM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - Rep. Bob Ney formally requested Monday that his name be removed from the November election ballot, ensuring that a special primary election will be held to replace the embattled Republican.

Ney announced he would withdraw from the race a week ago, citing the strain of an intensifying corruption investigation that had focused for months on his dealings with lobbyists.

Another Republican crook bites the dust. No problem, the Republicans have thousands of as yet unknown crooks to take his place. What else would one expect from the cockroaches of the political world.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 11:43 AM | Link to this

Will Jones Conspiracy Theorist ordinaire,

Here’s an odd coincidence that I find fascinating:

“Putting aside the “approach with caution” instructions contained on the BOLO issued by the FBI, there is an interesting nexus between 2 of the Egyptian students and the owner of a suburban Baltimore, Maryland pizza shop who was at the center of controversy last year.”

[El Sayed Ahmed Elsayed Ibrahim and Alaa Abd El Fattah Ali El Bahnasawi, both 20, were arrested last Thursday at the apartment of Egyptian Attia GOUDA, in a brick rowhouse on Holabird Avenue in Dundalk, Maryland. Both “missing” Egyptian students were found to be working at Safa Pizza, 2027 Merritt Avenue, Dundalk, MD, that is owned by GOUDA.] (http://www.homelandsecurityus.com/site/modules/news/article.php?storyid=501)

{“Safa Pizza and shop owner Attia GOUDA were at the center of controversy in October, 2005 when officials temporarily closed down the Baltimore Fort McHenry and Harbor Tunnels in response to a terror threat against both tunnels. During the course of their investigation, federal officials arrested several men on immigration violations stemming from the investigation of the alleged plot. At least two of those arrested were in possession of maps of both tunnels and related information. The men, both Egyptian, were identified as Suied Mohamad-Ahamad, 25, and Mohamed Ahmed Mohamady Ismail, 30, were arrested at Safa Pizza – the same location where authorities found 2 of the 11 “missing” Egyptian students.”}

Safa Pizza sounds like a Safe House to me. Anyone want to go out for a slice?

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

I see the Yahoo yayhoo has shown up with some recycled “news” for us.

Yahoo yayhoo,

Did you see this one?

By George (the W ain't for Washington) Bush- "I cannot tell a truth."

August 15, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - President Bush said Monday that Israel defeated Hezbollah’s guerrillas in the monthlong Mideast war and that the Islamic militants were to blame for the deaths of hundreds of Lebanese civilians.

Anybody else consider the words of the Presidential Pinnochio to be on the same level as quotes from the National Enquirer? Would the Chimperor every tell us an untruth? Nooooooooo, of course not! Last throes, mission accomplished, border security, port security ala Dubai, …, now Hezbollah has been annihilated. Yeh, riiiiiiiiight ! ! !

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

Dusty,

Actually I’m trying to make it more fun for them by making a game out of it. Shake up the 8 Ball, toke a dube, and presto - they can be pundits.

To take care of the Crawford activists, maybe I should include some protest sign making materials. Ready made images of Bush with the Nazi insignia scrawled on his forehead, that sort of thing. After all, they need to save their energy for fasting, so anything I can do to help…

Getalife,

Meet Will Jones.

By Seems Simple To Understand

August 15, 2006 11:55 AM | Link to this

In Iran, under your direction, religious police walk around the country monitoring how much skin a woman reveals. Most of the world considers this primitive and another reason to regard you and your regime as fanatical. On what grounds do you support whipping women who reveal their arms in public? And do you understand why such policies help explain why most free societies wish to prevent you from acquiring nuclear weapons?-HumanEvents

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

Corrected link failure from my 11:43 - hope this works.

El Sayed Ahmed Elsayed Ibrahim and Alaa Abd El Fattah Ali El Bahnasawi, both 20, were arrested last Thursday at the apartment of Egyptian Attia GOUDA, in a brick rowhouse on Holabird Avenue in Dundalk, Maryland. Both “missing” Egyptian students were found to be working at Safa Pizza, 2027 Merritt Avenue, Dundalk, MD, that is owned by GOUDA.

By George (the W ain't for Washington) Bush- "I cannot tell a truth."

August 15, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - About 300 Alaska-based soldiers sent home from Iraq just before their unit’s deployment was extended last month must now go back, the Army said Monday, setting up a wrenching departure for troops and families who thought their service there was finished.

But King George isn’t overdeploying our troops and driving them to combat stress related incidents like Haditha. Nooooooo, the Chimperor wouldn’t do that, would he? I wonder if the Alaskan troops like being lied to as much as we do?

By Seems Simple To Understand

August 15, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

In Iran, women determined by Islamic courts to have committed adultery have been stoned to death. According to The Washington Times, “The condemned are wrapped head to foot in white shrouds and buried up to their waists. Then the stoning begins. The stones are specifically chosen so they are large enough to cause pain, but not so large as to kill the condemned immediately. They are guaranteed a slow, torturous death. Sometimes their children are forced to watch.” Do you believe that this brings world admiration to Islam? And do you understand why most societies in which women who commit adultery are not stoned wish to prevent you from acquiring nuclear weapons?-HumanEvents

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 12:03 PM | Link to this

RW,

In all fairness to the Yahoo, I don’t think that Yahoo Yayhoo’s use of the word “Chimperor” came from Yahoo.

It’s more likely that he picked up that term from Midori or her favorite websites. I’m sure I’ve heard it somewhere before.

Gotta run…later.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

Here’s a video Will Jones should see.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

By Midori

August 15, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

Andy,

If you’re in the mood for a good historical novel this summer, check out “Caravans” by James Michener, set in 1946 Afghanistan, published in 1963.

These mad mullahs have been operating for a very long time now.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

By Midori

August 15, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

By getalife

August 15, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

The dictator Bush wants control of the National Guard over the governor’s objections.

Why?

Check out the recent elections in Mexico and the resulting marches.

The dictator Bush does not enforce the laws on the books.

The dictator Bush writes his own laws to cover for war crimes.

The dictator Bush has robbed the treasury and there is no accounting.

The dictator Bush does not like dissent and Cheney calls voters terrorists with no recourse.

The dictator Bush does not follow the Constitution.

I could go on and on but who is going to stop the dictator Bush?

By getalife

August 15, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

To answer my own question.

We, the people are the only ones to stop dictator Bush if there are honest elections for a Democratic majority.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

By Midori

August 15, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

Midori, good link to Time.com — Andy and his ilk will only blame the “liberal” media for W’s bad ratings. As Stephen Colbert stated, “Reality has a liberal bias”!

By George (the W ain't for Washington) Bush- "I cannot tell a truth."

August 15, 2006 12:28 PM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - The slowdown in the once-sizzling housing market is spreading, with 28 states and the District of Columbia reporting spring sales declines, led by big drops in former boom areas of Arizona, Florida and California.

Yup, the economy is ‘robust’ and booming isn’t it? Riiiiiiiiiight ! ! !

By candide

August 15, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

El Walker Bush al-Crawford Texani is the world’s most dengerous terrorist. May Allah tear his balls from him with scalding forceps!

By @@

August 15, 2006 01:00 PM | Link to this

There are some conservatives here who may be upset with me for sharing this, but here goes.

I just heard a Democrat Party strategist say that their party could do without the help of “radical left-wing bloggers.” Another (D) strategist said the same thing late last week. They didn’t really elaborate as to why, I can only guess.

Did their party just tell them to STFU. Sounds like it.

But hey…I say enjoy your free speech. In the end-game, it’ll help the Republican cause.

I guess you know how Joe felt now, but it looks like he’s doing great in the Connecticut polls, while the “radical left-wing bloggers” have been kicked out of the Democrats pup tent. BooHoo!!

Pool time.

By Mrs. Godzilla

August 15, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this

alternate karl rove line: “listen chimpy, the mid-terms don’t really matter to us. you, me, dick, rummy and the boys have already made more money on this war than we can possibly spend.”

By Cindy

August 15, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this

Sorry, Danish, but your ignorance is showing thru again. I was in a very threatening postion in 2003 because of the administration (hint: it was not from the liberal side.) It was the first time my free speech was jeopardized in all my 50+ years of freedom. And later as I asked for “take it to court” type proof before the invasion, my so called president insinuated that I was a terrorist, for questioning his “dictates”. If that is not an attempt at dictatorship, I don’t know what is.
Back in the last century, I used to not like liberals too well; but this administration has taught me to be proud to say I AM A LIBERAL.

By Reality

August 15, 2006 01:06 PM | Link to this

Crawford’s village idiot is now taking credit for the British actions re terrorists. This on the heels of “Israel won the war.” That international embarrassment has some strange definitions of “winning” and “war.” Someone must drive a stake thru his heart.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

@@,

On the contrary, a conservative telling the far left they are causing trouble for Democrats emboldens them and makes them all the more obnoxious. By all means keep poking them with that sharp stick.

By getalife

August 15, 2006 01:16 PM | Link to this

We are in a dictatorship.

Watch out for what you blog, if Cheney labels you a terrorist, you have no rights.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

Hypocrites.

Let’s say you leave the Lieberman problem to us, and we’ll leave the Chaffee problem to you.

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 01:26 PM | Link to this

just one example of how Dubya behaves like a spoiled brat

“Now watch this drive”, heh-heh!

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

@@— You might want to spend your time worrying about CT’s Repugnant candidate, who has now been shunned by his own party in favor of Ole Joe-mentum… Joe is like Zell Miller— a DINO.

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

Midori— I believe that 30% of the remaining 33% are right here on our blog jerking off everyday…

By Midori

August 15, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 01:45 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

30% would be over 36,000,000 if you only count the people that voted in the last election. I’m pretty sure ml isn’t quite that popular and I know damn sure the AJC servers couldn’t handle it.

By Gosh, I Hope This Doesn't Freak Out Getabrain

August 15, 2006 01:45 PM | Link to this

Look at who’s flipped out and lost it:

By getalife August 15, 2006 10:26 AM These people will answer to the God who spoke to the President. May they burn in hell.

Well, isn’t that nice?

By getalife

August 15, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this

Nope, it is reality dictator enabler and I do hope you burn in hell. Pathetic unamerican pos.

By Gee, I Hope This Doesn't Upset Midori

August 15, 2006 02:01 PM | Link to this

I’m ashamed to admit it but I opened one of it’s links against my better judgement. Look what I found:

On February 27, 1968, Walter Cronkite, the longtime anchorman of the CBS Evening News and the gruff but kindly voice of what was then called Middle America, signed off his broadcast on an unusual note. Freshly returned from Vietnam, where the Tet offensive had just ended, Cronkite offered what he called “an analysis that must be speculative, personal, subjective.” “We have too often been disappointed by the optimism of the American leaders, both in Vietnam and Washington, to have faith any longer in the silver linings they find in the darkest clouds,” he said.-1:38

1) Look at these loser liberals worshipping the Vietnam war, is this not a sure sign of how bad things have gone for them since then? Then being their betrayal of an ally that resulted in the cold blooded murder of two million people that counted on them for protection.

2) They worship some TV news commentating a-sshole like he’s a god ascended up from the filthy sewer they think is heaven. These derelict wankers care only about ratings and will say anything to draw these idiots closer to their TV sets.

3) They do all these foul, loathsome deeds in service to the enemies of the very country they live in, and leech off of, if that’s any indication of how utterly depraved they are.

Just some observations.

By Cindy

August 15, 2006 02:27 PM | Link to this

Andy, You are so blind and stupid.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy: John Kerry was RIGHT

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this

Cindy,

Are you trying to tell us that you are one of the famous “whistle-blowers”, or perhaps that you are a muslim who was unfairly rounded up after 9/11?

Please elaborate for us!!

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this

Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

I am here to help you, so I will correct your 2:01 post.

Your “observations” are not observations, but opinions. As everyone blogging here already knows, opinions are like a-s-sholes, everybody has one. Your’s is just bigger than everyone else’s because it perfectly fits the circumference of your head.

By candide

August 15, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

Cindy: don’t call Andy blind and stupid. All Republican, evangelical, bible-busting warmongering, pseudo patriots are this way. Just pray that someday he will need a Muslim’s blood for a transfusion.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

Well someone was right, but I doubt it was Kerry. After all Kerry said it was ONLY a law enforcement issue.

By Real Wanker, Fake Life

August 15, 2006 03:01 PM | Link to this

Can someone check the 2:40 post for accuracy and truthfulness?

We all know how the author is usually a lying sack of sh-it.

Wouldn’t want to waste anyone’s time, would we?

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 03:01 PM | Link to this

Mountain goat,

My last post before your pearl of “wisdom” was at 1:45 and it was quite accurate.

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

RW-(Crispy) - Are you misquoting again? My goodness, aren’t you quite the hypocrite??

Please show us proof…(and I want it exact…just like you demand)

tick…tick…tick…

By North Georgia Goat Herder

August 15, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

The thing I hate most about my job is when an old North Georgia goat falls in behind the rest of the liberal herd.

His a$$ is hairy and smells of dingleberries.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

LHU,

What the hell are you whining about today?

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 03:17 PM | Link to this

LHU Freaking Idiot Moron,

Allow me to provide you a link to John Kerry’s words -

At a nationally televised debate on January 29, Massachusetts senator John F. Kerry delivered the jaw-dropping assessment that the threat of terrorism had been “exaggerated” by the Bush administration. Terrorism, he asserted, was “primarily an intelligence and law enforcement operation that requires cooperation around the world — the very thing this [Bush] administration is worst at.”

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 03:20 PM | Link to this

RW,

Sorry to jump in uninvited, but I believe that LHU didn’t believe your assertion about John Effing Useless Kerry and “law enforcement”.

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 03:22 PM | Link to this

RW-(Crispy) - did you say something earlier about poking people with a sharp stick?

Hey, lighten up…I’m just trying to see if you are as superficial and ignorant as the Deranged Moron, of if you have any integrity.

It’s okay if you can’t back up your 2:48 statement. Nobody really expects you to…

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 03:26 PM | Link to this

Oh, thanks I didn’t realize the ‘primarily’ and ‘ONLY’ (in all caps to boot) meant the same thing.

Thanks for clearing that up…

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

So that’s what that goofball wanted.

LHU,

I never demand anything and as far as John Kerry is concerned, he’s like Newton’s third law. For every John Kerry quote there is an equal and opposite John Kerry quote.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

North Georgia Goat Herder,

You know you could just ship him to Afghanistan.They know what to do with smelly goats like N-GA.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

LHU,

“ONLY” is in all caps, but is “only” afforded the emphasis of italics. I can’t use italics because you wankers have done your best to destroy this blog.

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Didn’t think you could do it…

But, hey, lying and obfuscating are the new conservative ideals. Congratulations, you’re an ideal member of the 33% club…

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

LHU,

Scoreboard!

By @@

August 15, 2006 03:44 PM | Link to this

Where in the heck is my globally warmed “hot August sun?” I’m ticked and so I’ll leave this.

RW comes with opinions and facts leaving us all the better for his arrival.

N-GA comes and leaves goat droppings.

Can we call all the liberals “dingleberries?”

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 03:48 PM | Link to this

It’s unfortunate in that the goose-stepper of many names will require a longer sobriquet, but here it goes, anyway.

Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker)…from your fascination with goats one must infer an intimate knowledge…perhaps you know that species in the biblical sense? Not surprising. It’s got to be an improvement over knowing only yourself in such a perverse way.

It must border on the self-destructive to be you.

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 03:49 PM | Link to this

RW-(Crispy), OOOhh, you really got me there…methinks you just ‘jumped the shark’

By Cindy

August 15, 2006 03:52 PM | Link to this

Danish, Let’s just say a career was specifically threatened if my beliefs were expressed and questions asked.

My note to Andy was premature. I was going to say it has to really eat at him to have to acknowledge that liberals also come in all forms including members of the U.S. Army, their families, mothers and grandmothers. Directly opposite of the crap he throws out.

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

Even Dubya agrees with John Kerry about terrorism

Again, John Kerry was correct!

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

LHU,

Coming from you I’ll give that comment it’s due consideration. OK, done!

See if you can handle this? If, and that’s a huge capital letter type IF, Bush’s ratings are at a perpetual 33%, why do we constantly get treated to news of his poll ratings plummeting?

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

Did you even read that story that you claim shows Bush and Kerry agreeing?

By Crazy Liberal Family Members

August 15, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

By Cindy August 15, 2006 03:52 PM My note to Andy was premature. I was going to say it has to really eat at him to have to acknowledge that liberals also come in all forms including members of the U.S. Army, their families, mothers and grandmothers.

Lorena Bobbit was at one time a loving wife and Andrea Yates I’m sure started off as a wonderful mother, everybody has families, what’s your point?

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

RW-(Crispy),

Again, (my goodness you are hard headed) you are misquoting and obfuscating…

When did I ever say Bush was ‘at a perpetual 33%?’

Man, you wingnuts don’t even realize how ignorant you are, do you?

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 04:04 PM | Link to this

Look what else SeeBS put out about the same time as Goldie’s latest gem

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

LHU,

How about this? When did I say that YOU said “perpetual 33%?” Could it be that you just spew talking points like the rest of the braindead libs here? Ewe guys are hysterical.

Instead of wasting your time with me, you really should show your compassion and work with Cindy. It sounds like she is headed down the same path that befell finch and getalife.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

I hope you are recovered from yesterday’s dementia. Many of us were deeply concerned.

We can debate whether the U.N. was right or wrong to create Israel in 1948. Unfortunately, the U.N. was (and still is) the only body that represents most of the planet…like it or not.

This (GWB’s) administration denounces the U.N. regularly unless it serves their purpose. For example, every senior member of this administration cited the U.N. resolution in the run-up to the invasion of Iraq. However, the USA (all administrations, all parties) have conveniently ignored over 100 U.N. resolutions since 1952 condemning Israel or demanding that Israel act or cease to act. As a member of the U.N. Security Council, the USA has vetoed at least 16 resolutions directed at Israel where the USA was the ONLY dissenting vote cast.

The U.N. has mandated that Israel return the Golan Heights, the West Bank and the Gaza strip…occupied illegally since 1967. Israel (and the USA) ignores this.

Since 1967 the Palestinians have asked the world for help in getting their homes back. To no avail…no one is listening. These people have lived in squalor in more than 200 refugee camps while the Israelis build settlements.

I have said this on the blog many times. I do not condone terrorism. However, the arabs simply want the USA to treat them the same as anyone else. When the entire world ignores the Israeli occupation of palestinian lands for almost 40 years, these people think they have no other choice to get the world’s attention but thru terroristic acts.

If this administration really wants to defeat terrorism, it needs to understand the roots causes.

I challenge you or anyone else to answer the following question truthfully: How do you think Americans would react if another country illegally invaded and occupied parts of Alaska and remained there for 39 years while the world ignored their plight?

Now the smart-as-ses will answer by not answering. Instead they would say something like: Why we’ed just go in there and kick their butts out…some M1A1’s and a few depleted uranium rounds would straighten them out in a hurry. But my point is that the palestinians don’t have F-22’s, M1A1’s, cruise missiles, etc. I believe the truthful answer is: Americans would do whatever it took to get their land back. Nuff said!

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

Please, please would one of you wingnuts come in and rescue RW-(Crispy).

He’s ‘jumped the shark’ twice already (For God’s sake, Fonzie only did it once when he flamed out…)

Hurry, it may not be too late to stop him before he does it again…

By candide

August 15, 2006 04:16 PM | Link to this

If the Israeli people decide that Olmert messed up big time they can vote him out of office in Parliament.

If the American people decide that Bush messed up big time there is nothing they can do. And you call this democracy?

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

Dubya’s “War on Terrrr” is so successful that terrorism is now spreading exponentially all around the world.

And, so much for “we’ll fight them there so we don’t have to fight them here” rhetoric — tell that to the citizens of London and Madrid!

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

By all means if anyone has an animal control or juvenile detention background please feel free to use your training on this weirdo LHU.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 04:21 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

Lying, cheating pigs.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

the entire family is worthless.

By Midori

August 15, 2006 04:37 PM | Link to this

Gee, I hope this doesn’t upset Andy

I can’t wait to hear your spin about this one.

Toad.

By Real Wanker, Fake Life

August 15, 2006 04:40 PM | Link to this

By N-GA August 15, 2006 04:12 PM Now the smart-as-ses will answer by not answering. Instead they would say something like: Why we’ed just go in there and kick their butts out…some M1A1’s and a few depleted uranium rounds would straighten them out in a hurry. But my point is that the palestinians don’t have F-22’s, M1A1’s, cruise missiles, etc. I believe the truthful answer is: Americans would do whatever it took to get their land back. Nuff said!

Actually, we would answer first by addressing you with your proper name N-GA Wanker, aka Lying Sack Of Sh-it.

We would then correct you on a technical detail, giving you somewhat of a pass considering your only military service is whatever story you made up for your drunk buddies, that there are no more M1A1’s in service, we are up to the M1A{{3}} now, you freaking civilian.

And then finally, we would say, if the A Rabs wish us to treat them like any other normal country in the world, then why in the he-ll don’t they act like one? You know, join the 21st century?

Stop suicide bombing us?

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this

RW-(Crispy),

Ooooh, another hard shot to the gut…

Man, you are really ‘on’ today. I havn’t seen such retaliatory genius in anyone with less than a 3rd grade education…EVER.

Good job…if you have no integrity, or facts, then lie and obfuscate…it’s in the ‘conservative’ DNA.

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

RW-(Crispy),

Ooooh, another hard shot to the gut…

Man, you are really ‘on’ today. I havn’t seen such retaliatory genius in anyone with less than a 3rd grade education…EVER.

Good job…if you have no integrity, or facts, then lie and obfuscate…it’s in the ‘conservative’ DNA.

By Cindy

August 15, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

Andy, I doubt you know the politics of Bobbit or Yates, but I thought I read that Yates did some work for a Republican.

The point is most liberals in the U.S. are normal everyday people across every walk of life; not the extremists with behavior you always try to identify as liberal.

Heck, everyone knows all conservatives finance terrorism by driving big SUVs or trucks (more money for oil), show disdain for anything to do with the out of doors (flowers, trees, animals, water, polar caps, etc.) and are members of hate groups or para military organizations. (TIC)

OK, everybody else; please tell me why I am even trying to debate with Andy (the thought occured earlier, unfortunately I hit enter rather than delete sending that stupid partial note). A real bad day.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 04:51 PM | Link to this

There’s Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker). He accuses me of lying: “We would then correct you on a technical detail, giving you somewhat of a pass considering your only military service is whatever story you made up for your drunk buddies…”.

Once again I repeat my wager of $100,000 that I tell the truth about my military service. Everybody watch Andy run from the bet. You will recognize him by the yellow stripe down his back and the wet Depends around his ankles…ugly picture, huh?

By Crazy Liberal Family Members

August 15, 2006 04:59 PM | Link to this

Oh, gosh Cindy, I stand corrected:

By Lord Help Us August 15, 2006 04:44 PM Heck, everyone knows all conservatives finance terrorism by driving big SUVs or trucks (more money for oil) -John Kerry, Al Gore for 5 blocks.

show disdain for anything to do with the out of doors (flowers, trees, animals, water, polar caps, etc.)- Ted Kennedy unless it obstructs his view.

and are members of hate groups or para military organizations. Howard Dean and Cindy Sheehan and Michael Moore and Al Franken and….

Next goofy pinko theory?

By Real Wanker, Fake Life

August 15, 2006 05:04 PM | Link to this

By N-GA August 15, 2006 04:51 PM Once again I repeat my wager of $100,000 that I tell the truth about my military service. Everybody watch Andy run from the bet.

Yep, alright.

By Hey Jim (Andy, “running”) August 2, 2006 12:10 PM There’s a real stroke over on the Luckovich blog, he’s a masher, can’t say one word without getting belligerent, foul mouthed, tells bald faced lies about other bloggers, stalks women on the internet, a real loser, goes by the handle of N-GA. The question is he claims to be a close acquaintance of yours, he’s over there telling everyone he’s a “millionaire” and a “war hero.” Do you know this Wanker?

By Jim Wooten August 2, 2006 12:22 PM And, Hey Jim, I visited Mike’s blog, as you suggested. My head spins.

We’re all reaaaallll happy for you Wanker, tell us about your trip to the moon, what was that, Apollo 34?

By Goldie

August 15, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

Andy, run along now — you’re gonna be late for your Aryan Nation meeting!

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 05:09 PM | Link to this

Cindy,

What do you mean by your “beliefs”? Did someone tell you to lose the nose ring? Dress according to American customs? Not get a prayer break 8 times a day? Remove your face covering for your drivers license photo? Tell you that since you signed up for the military you were obligated to serve and not suddenly claim you are a conscientous objector?

I’m fascinated by your plight! More clues please.

LHU,

Are you Huge Idiot’s kissing cousin?

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 05:19 PM | Link to this

Man, one would think you ‘conservatives’ would be better liars, but the Deranged Morons 4:59 is a new low (even by the low standards already in play).

By Huge

August 15, 2006 05:29 PM | Link to this

The bigot always get jealous when she realizes she can’t be the woman in my life!

RW,

Did that Jehovah Witness ever find their kid? Man, I laughed my butt off at that one!

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 05:38 PM | Link to this

BD, OOh that was a good one too.

Did you and RW-(Crispy) learn your snappy one-liners in grade school together?

By getalife

August 15, 2006 05:39 PM | Link to this

When elections are fixed, this is what should happpen

By More Morons Voting

August 15, 2006 05:57 PM | Link to this

Even more trash voting in November

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 06:01 PM | Link to this

So Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker). What exactly does your 5:04 reply mean? Let me answer for you. Your reply proves:

You can post lies on Wooten’s blog.

You run from $100,000 wagers because you can’t do anything else because you are a liar.

Wooten’s (supposed) response was ambiguous and means nothing. It allows you to read whatever you want into it. But then again, Wooten’s column today said we need to stay the course in Iraq because if we don’t, then the American deaths would have no meaning. You just can’t get any dumber than that.

You get all excited because you think Wooten “spoke” to you. That would be as absurd as God speaking to you. It is more likely that Satan would speak to you.

The bet is still on, Andy-hole.

By For Andy and Dane

August 15, 2006 06:05 PM | Link to this

You gals will be interested in this - time to come all the way out?

By jokes for Andie

August 15, 2006 06:08 PM | Link to this

Assandy and Daneass’s Hall of Heroes

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 06:11 PM | Link to this

Chuck Roberts apologized for calling Lamont the “Al-Qaeda candidate”.

By Shredded Tweet

August 15, 2006 06:14 PM | Link to this

CARTOON IDEA: Show Bush shouting hysterically to his fringe support (ala Howard Dean), “We’ll win in Iraq, and then we’ll win in Afghanistan, and then we’ll go to Iran and win there, and then on to Syria and we’ll win there…..”`

By Another famous couple

August 15, 2006 06:17 PM | Link to this

Keep running Andie and Daneille - even you fat girls can do it!

By George

August 15, 2006 06:17 PM | Link to this

Wow, looks like todays insultathon is in full swing. I’ll go get some popcorn and be right back.

By Tom

August 15, 2006 06:17 PM | Link to this

Well, our drunken, ever lying Prez is back squatting in the Out House in D.C. Today he has announced to the world about his great assistance to the Brits in rounding up the latest terrorists and plot. There is no place on earth too deep, too dirty for this scumbag to climb into. Each and every day. He shows us what half of America is constructed of.

By Real Wanker, Fake Life

August 15, 2006 06:23 PM | Link to this

What would you like me to do, Wanker? Drive up to your place and spend the afternoon browsing your “portfolio?”

Maybe take a stroll through your Castle overlooking the Rhine? Fly to Old Europe in your vintage 707 that you have 10,000 hours of flight time in?

Can we look at your World War I photos or have they faded to nothing? Tell me of your heroics, storming the German lines, er, the British lines and single handedly wiping those Limey bastards out.

Show me some photos of your “significant other” Brad Pitt or is it Tom Cruise, I forget who you said was banging you.

What other bullsh-it do you have for us?

By @@

August 15, 2006 06:29 PM | Link to this

Is Getalife defending the actions of a disgruntled socialist? A close friend of Hugo & Fidel?

The people have spoken Getalife. They took a survey in early August of 600 people, 65 percent of Mexico City residents said they disagree with his encampment strategy and 68 percent said the demonstrations should not continue.

But it looks like you’ve become a true leftist, a “Gore adorer”, so it only stands to reason that you might support the divisive tactics of a socialist.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 06:33 PM | Link to this

Where are all the cons tonight? Sitting in the kitchen eating a lean cuisine and sipping some E&J Gallo white zinfindel? Taking a Viagra in a hope-against-hope effort? Trying to make some sense out of their empty lives? Deciding which persona to use when responding to the onslaught of liberal wisdom? Calling their pastor to ask forgiveness for their multitude of daily sins? Teaching their offspring what the Columbine perpetrators did wrong? Smoking a doobie while writing to their congressman asking them to decriminalize recreational drugs? Surfing the gay/kiddie/group porn sites? Ironing their KKK robes?

By Midori

August 15, 2006 06:33 PM | Link to this

Andy is such an idiot.

N-GA - he’ll never, EVER, fight you.

All he can do is hurl “Pinko” from the safety of his basement.

I love the smell of napalm in the evening.

Smell it?

It’s what’s left of Andy’s brain on fire.

ROFL!!!!!

By Midori

August 15, 2006 06:35 PM | Link to this

What has @@ been sniffing today?

Soap suds?

Can anyone make sense of the psychobabble she posts?

It’s quite obvious she has a thing for Al Gore.

Maybe she has “global warming” in her panties.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 06:37 PM | Link to this

Wow, Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker). Your response is PERFECT!!! It proves your impotence in the face of intelligent discourse and the strength of a real challenge that you run from. Call me school yard names…but even your wing-nut allies are embarrassed by you. You add nothing to this planet. You are insignificant. I lol at you.

By getalife

August 15, 2006 06:37 PM | Link to this

@@,

Nope, I am all for accountability and the Mexican people are too. Their election was videotaped with the ballots for one candidate being dumped in the trash.

I like the way they hit the streets in massive numbers and wish the American people would do the same.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 06:41 PM | Link to this

Dingleberry,

Who is Chuck Roberts and why should I care?

LHU,

Wow, you’re really clever. No matter what someone says, you just answer with “OOOOOOOOH”.

Huge Freaking Loser,

Fat chance, moron. I like MEN with BRAINS and a sharp WIT. You lose.

Dumb anonymous poster,

What’s your point wanker? You know how to look up homophobia in Wiki? Let me try the moron’s response: “OOOOOOOOOOH!”

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 06:43 PM | Link to this

Midori,

There is a ridiculous advertisement being shown on television. It depicts an overweight caricature shouting at a midget/dwarf, saying: “Get in my belly!!!”. Every time this commercial airs, I think “Andy”.

Thank you for being a sane person in an insane world.

By getalife

August 15, 2006 06:46 PM | Link to this

@@,

It not about left or right.

It is about right or wrong.

Of course, a Bush dictator supporter will never grasp that concept.

No accountability = dictatorship.

By I'm here....

August 15, 2006 06:47 PM | Link to this

@@ing at N-GA & Midori make fools of themselves yet again.

Don’t you two ever tire of that?

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 06:50 PM | Link to this

BD - You are simply too uninformed. If you had an ounce of inquisitiveness, you would google him. Instead, you decided to show everyone on the blog how detached you are from current events.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 06:59 PM | Link to this

Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

Don’t you ever get tired of lying? I know you don’t tire of looking foolish since you do it every day right here on this blog.

By Lord Help Us

August 15, 2006 07:01 PM | Link to this

BD, you seem like a very angry person…

there are actually a number of witty retorts the ‘OOoohs’ in my posts (if I must say so myself).

The ‘Ooohs’ are sarcastic and symbolic of the grade school insults you and RW-crispy specialize in.

My God, I have to explain everything to you dimwitted ‘conservatives.’

If you get confused, just slow down and take a few deep breaths…

By Midori Want A Cracker?

August 15, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

You would think that the SECOND time that you got busted for telling a bald faced lie about yourself, the first being that it took you 3 weeks to answer a question about a letter from the Veteran’s Administration that you should have answered immediately (had to go find what I was talking about, eh?) that maybe you might get a little modesty?

Not this Wanker, Lying Sack O Sh-it that he is, I’m waiting for this tosser to tell me what to do, for the second time.

I already contacted Wooten.

His head spun.

What a freaking loser you are.

Nice parrot, though.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 07:09 PM | Link to this

Like I say, Andy….the bet is $100,000. You are a liar and I can prove it. You can run but you cannot hide…remember, everyone is laughing at you and your yellow stripe and wet Depends.

By @@

August 15, 2006 07:09 PM | Link to this

Midori:

I know how you love “pictures” so I sure hope this one comes through.

It’s a parrot riding on a goat’s dingleberries.

By Midori Want A Cracker?

August 15, 2006 07:21 PM | Link to this

Let’s make it a million. No, wait, twenty million.

That N-GA is a Wanker, Lying Sack O Sh-it.

I win!

What do I have to do Stroke?

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 07:35 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I thought the goat was betting 100K that he was a millionaire. Today he’s betting 100K he was a famous war hero. On top of that the Parrot thinks the whole thing is about a fight. No wonder these idiots prefer blogs where they only babble to each other.

LHU, you can do your Horshack imitation again now.

Huge,

They did get him back after driving for three hours. Apparently the kid told his 4 year old brother he was going into the store at a rest stop. They left thinking he had gotten into the other car and figured out at the next stop that he was gone. They said the 4 year old kept saying “Jimmy’s gone, we lost Jimmy” all the way through Alabama. When they got back a family had been sitting with Jimmy for six hours waiting. Thankfully the guy was a better tech than headcounter and his family had a great sense of humor about it.

By Midori Want A Cracker?

August 15, 2006 07:41 PM | Link to this

Hey Cindy, what’s this all about?:

Barak Obama Warns of Gas Guzzling Cars in Town Hall Meeting — Leaves In SUV…

Figured since he was speaking to a hall full of airhead liberals like you that they’d never notice what he was driving?

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 08:01 PM | Link to this

I love it when both Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker) weigh in. Let me make it clear. There are 2 bets:

I am what I say I am (net worth)

I have never said I was a war hero and you are lying when you say that I have. C’mon RW, prove that I said it. I’ve never even met a real war hero who would describe themself that way. The bet is that I have not lied about my veteran status. And my DD214 will prove it.

Now the bet is to both (one-and-the-same) of you weenies. Each bet is for $100,000. But I know you will wimp out because that represents what you REALLY are. Now people can laugh LOUDLY at you (both).

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 08:21 PM | Link to this

Mountain goat,

Just because you fought for the other side doesn’t mean you have to play down your war hero status. I bet you’re a blast when you’re drunk in the pool hall betting away the last of your welfare check every month on whether you once beat Minnesota Fats.

By Midori Want A Cracker?

August 15, 2006 08:25 PM | Link to this

NG-A Wanker, Lying Sack O Sh-it:

For the third time tonite, the thousandth time over the last year and the dam-n last freaking time, PROVE IT!

Loser.

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 08:40 PM | Link to this

Bilious Goat,

This Chuck Roberts?

I’ve done enough Googling for the day. I found OOOOOOOH OOOOOOOH GHU’s missing link to John Kerry+law enforcement+terrorism.

All you’ve done today is try to brainwash rushncap and repeat the same incredibly tedious personal attacks you’ve relied on for months.

LHU,

Just a suggestion, but why don’t you try reading a little Dorothy Parker or Oscar Wilde if you want to know what “wit” looks like. The only thing I can find in your posts is a surplus of “dim wit”.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 08:58 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Here’s an interesting site I found about Kerry

By @@

August 15, 2006 09:22 PM | Link to this

Goats never do stop n-a-a-gging do they?

By Chuck Roberts

August 15, 2006 09:24 PM | Link to this

I’ll have you know Ms. Danish that I am a newsreader at CNN Headline News and there is no more powerful position on earth than that. I know that you only pretend to not know my greatness and power. Listen to N-GA and bask in my aura.

By N-GA

August 15, 2006 09:30 PM | Link to this

Lying Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

I have nothing to prove except when it comes to putting up the money. In that case, I’m ready when you are. In years past a man couldn’t refuse the challenge of a duel because to do so would be a disgrace.

Now that dueling is illegal a mere wager should suffice. Andy/RW aren’t manly enough to put their money where their mouth is. They can call names with cyberspace impunity, then hide their shame simply by logging off. I will be sure to suggest tomorrow that everyone drop to review these gutless posts of yours.

By RW-(the original)

August 15, 2006 09:49 PM | Link to this

Deranged mountain goat,

If you had put half your welfare check away on the first you could be out with the “boys” tonight. Instead you are here threatening in advance to bore everyone to tears again tomorrow. Try some planning with next months check, OK loser?

By Buy Danish

August 15, 2006 10:13 PM | Link to this

Chuck Roberts,

I only pretend not to know who you are just to drive your audiencecrazy.

Since CNN only pays the minimum wage, why not hop on over to FOX? You could give up your second job^^and you wouldn’t have to apologize for comparing Lamont to Al Qaeda.

RW,

That is some website!! I’d love to see him do Hillary and Bill and more.

N-GA bit*chfest,

Do you ever get the feeling that you’re an extra in “Groundhog Day”? It’s the same old same old, day in and day out, and it is about as exciting as watching the groundhog’s shadow. Actually that is pretty thrilling compared to you.

By Scooter

August 15, 2006 10:23 PM | Link to this

Wow, is that a Post It GW is reading or is that to symbolize the importance of polls?

By Chuck Roberts

August 15, 2006 10:48 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish, I must stay here at Headline News where I have an extensive audience. Why just today I received my 10,000th letter from an admiring millionaire war hero in Dahlonega. Just between you and me I think his millions are tied up in Che Guevara stationary and postage stamps though.

By Midori Want A Cracker?

August 16, 2006 06:26 AM | Link to this

Hezbollah has lost it’s power:

Finally, this resolution clearly lays out the political principles to secure a lasting peace: no foreign forces, no weapons and no authority in Lebanon other than that of the sovereign Lebanese government. These principles represent a long-standing international consensus that has been affirmed and reaffirmed for decades — but never fully implemented. Now, for the first time, the international community has put its full weight behind a practical political framework to help the Lebanese government realize these principles, including the disarmament of all militias operating on its territory.-CondoleezzaRiceWashingtonPost

They’re finished.

The guy whose poster they are hanging everywhere, he’s gonna spend the rest of his short life trying not to get killed, hearing those Israeli footsteps, without any say at all in Lebanon’s future.

HasBeenLah

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The wild card in the deal is Hezbollah. As the war dragged on, most pundits judged the group’s leader Hasan Nasrallah the big winner. But that will be true, paradoxically, only if he abides by the deal Siniora made and {{{withdraws his armed fighters from south Lebanon.}}} If he tries to resume the war, or continues to operate as Iran’s proxy, he will lose his new halo. U.S. officials believe that Nasrallah may have resisted Iranian pressure to continue the fight when he agreed to Siniora’s package. Meanwhile the Syrians, Nasrallah’s other patron, played no role at all in the diplomatic outcome, deepening their isolation.-WashingtonPost

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Winning the fight is important, not just for political advantage but for the good of the country. The sad reality is that the Democrats have left behind the notion of a loyal opposition and instead become, at least in terms of their national leadership, an outright enemy of all things Bush. They offer obstruction, but no solutions. How would they solve the looming entitlement crisis? How would they have us leave Iraq without it looking like a huge American defeat? How would they deal with Hezbollah? How would they bring down energy costs?-Ame

By Midori Want A Cracker?

August 16, 2006 06:26 AM | Link to this

But it was hard to concentrate on even such important matters as a hostile takeover of the Democratic Party by left-wingers, or further proof that our world is at risk from bloodthirsty, pseudo-religious savages. Even these weighty matters fade from the mind when confronted by scenes of an America still remaining for the most part as so beautifully planned and executed by her maker. Those in this country who question or doubt the importance of defending her against enemies both internal and external, should climb aboard a vessel like the Delta Queen for a while to remember why she’s worth fighting for.-AmericanSpectator

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When it was discovered that Mr. Hajj had digitally manipulated his photos, at least one prominent Arab journalist was not surprised. “Sadly, things like this happen a lot, especially when your local fixers are openly affiliated and have a clear agenda,” explains Jerusalem Post reporter Khaled Abu Toameh. He adds that some of the Arab stringers and freelancers contracted by Western media outlets are “people who see themselves as foot soldiers for the cause.”-WashingtonTimes

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There’s a scene in the movie Airplane where two heavily armed men in berets and one sweet old lady are walking through a metal detector. The buzzer goes off, and security grabs the elderly woman and throws her up against the wall as the two presumed terrorists proceed unimpeded. I wonder how many times something figuratively, if not literally, similar has actually happened.-AmericanSpectator

By Midori Want A Cracker?

August 16, 2006 06:28 AM | Link to this

Are academic elites communists?- Often, when people evaluate capitalism, they evaluate a system that exists on Earth. When they evaluate communism, they are talking about a non-existent Utopia. What exists on Earth, with all of its problems and shortcomings, is always going to fail miserably when compared to a Utopia. The very attempt to achieve the utopian goals of communism requires the ruthless suppression of the individual and an attack on any institution that might compromise the loyalty of the individual to the state. That’s why one of the first orders of business for communism, and those who support its ideas, is the attack on religion and the family.-TownHall

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And lovers of liberty still have the Reagan winds at their back. America’s sharp downward revision of tax rates is being mimicked in much of the rest of the developed and developing world. A majority of Americans in a Tax Foundation poll earlier this year thought taxes — state as well as federal — should take less than 20% of income, well below even the Mr. Reagan levels. And almost nobody believes government does great at almost anything.-NYSun

By Cindy

August 16, 2006 12:32 PM | Link to this

Danish, My simple beliefs that Bush is an inept leader, there was no real proof about Iraq’s WMD and we would be better off forming an alliance (such as in Afghanistan) before rushing into Iraq.

By Buy Danish

August 16, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

Well gosh Cindy,

Maybe they fired you because they determined that you’re a blooming idiot? I could understand if you actually had some FACTS to lay on the table, but your moonbat “beliefs” are insufficient evidence, and if you “expressed” them in an inapproriate manner, that would certainly be grounds for dismissal.

How did your employer, who ever that was*, become aware of your “beliefs”? Using government computers to “protest”? Were you burning flags? Refusing to stand up for the Pledge of Allegiance? Having a sit down or lie down on Pennsylvania Avenue? Keeping Cindy Sheehan company? Traveling to Argentina to hug Chavez? There are so many possibilities…

*Still curious what your actual job was, or at the very least, what Department you worked for.

Military? Pentagon? Please share!

By Cindy

August 18, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

How about walking through the Pentagon, looking at a picture of Bush and saying “gag, puke”. Not fired.