Mike Luckovich

By candide

August 7, 2006 08:05 AM | Link to this

Who cares? They’re all in Bombay.

By Gee, I Hope This Doesn't Upset getagrip

August 7, 2006 08:44 AM | Link to this

Now, almost five years into a war, their entire 2006 national defense strategy is contained in Alfred E. Neuman’s “What, me worry?” That fact disturbs the Dems not at all, because they have no constituency other than the most rabid antiwar Bush haters. It disturbs us because we’re at war and all the Dems have to offer is Jack Murtha — whose favorite target is the Marines, not the enemy — and John Dingell, who sees no moral difference between Hizballah and the Israelis.

Second, a Lieberman loss will give uncontested control of the Democratic Party to its most left-leaning media bosses. Never forget, dear friends, that there are two political parties in America: the Republicans and the mainstream media. The Dems are so bereft of ideas, so unable to think seriously on any topic, they take their lead on everything from what the New York Times, CBS, the Washington Post, ABC and NBC tell them.-AmericanSpectator

By Liberal Texas Democrat

August 7, 2006 08:47 AM | Link to this

Not to worry, once they get their pink slips they can blog in here all day. In this high tech, global economy, world it shouldn’t take them long to get settled in India.

By Gee, I Hope This Doesn't Upset getagrip

August 7, 2006 08:50 AM | Link to this

The Israelis themselves are willing to do whatever it takes, for as long as it takes, to ensure that Hezbollah cannot threaten their cities again. Last week the Jerusalem Post cited a poll showing that 95 percent of Jewish Israelis approved of Israel’s response to Hezbollah’s initial attack, and 82 percent thought Israel should continue more forcefully.-AmericanSpectator

Looks like Hezbollahs “military prowess” has just about petered out, time for the Israelis to hunt them down and kill them like the dogs that they are.

By This Ain't Spam Either

August 7, 2006 08:59 AM | Link to this

Here’s what Bush gets for “compromising” like the libs “want” him too:

Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid is convinced his path to becoming majority leader lies in portraying Republicans as running a “do nothing” Congress. So last week he made sure his GOP colleagues couldn’t do anything. He and all but four other Democrats blocked Senate passage of a legislative package that would have raised the minimum wage, cut the death tax and extended popular tax breaks. A majority of the Senate was on record in favor of all three elements of the legislation, but Mr. Reid pressured enough Democrats to block GOP leaders from getting the 60 votes they needed to proceed to a vote.-OpinionJournal

By getalife

August 7, 2006 09:00 AM | Link to this

Andy,

I like your new name, but your sources are still pathetic. Just glancing at it I see the great American Mr. Murtha mentioned. Do you remember when he stood tall and said to redeploy the troops in Iraq six months ago?

Well, he was right obviosly and Iraq is in a civil war. The GOP will not admit this obviuos fact and can’t be trusted to even voice their opinion on anything anymore.

They are irrelevant and pathetic. In other words, you and your friends opinions do not mean anything until you can stand up and admit your mistakes. It will not happen so you will be ignored.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this

More information about getalife’s hero

By candide

August 7, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

The Israelis could have easily exchanged some Hizbollah terrorists for their two captured soldiers but chose instead to ignite a terrible war. I bet Bush put them up to it to save his a*s. It looks like the same brilliant strategy Rumsfeld has been using in Iraq.

By Murtha's Wrong, Same As Clinton Was Wrong

August 7, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

The US and France, to their credit, are not assuming that Lebanon will carry out its obligations to deploy its army southward and disarm Hizbullah, as was expected after Israel withdrew unilaterally from southern Lebanon in 2000. Now we have returned to the same security zone we withdrew from then, and there is international consensus that when Israel withdraws this time, conditions must be created so we should not have to come back.-JPost

By getalife

August 7, 2006 09:17 AM | Link to this

Now for the toon.

Great job Mike as usual.

I think one, and there are many, of the GOP selling out America was the tax breaks giving out to corporations to move jobs overseas.

It was the beginning of the war on the middle class Americans and their attacks are still ongoing. The last attack was the minimum wage vote where the GOP tried to give the rich another enormous tax break. Yet, the cheerleaders still cheer on the cheerleader and his failed American party. It is pathetic.

By This Ain't Spam Either

August 7, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

The sight of such bloodthirsty joy reveals the sickness of Arab society, which should more properly be hanging its head in shame. The purpose of Hezbollah and their ilk is to kill Jews and destroy the State of Israel in the name of Allah. Most Arabs world leaders and much of the international community reveal their hypocrisy by failing to support Israel’s determination to deny a victory to Hezbollah in order to discourage a likely renewal of terror. Much of the world heaps criticism on Israel’s strong defense, which may necessarily involve the killing of innocent Lebanese civilians. The blame for those deaths properly rests on the head of Hezbollah. Yet much of the world sees no difference between the terrorists who provoke the bloodshed and the Israelis who are engaged in an existential defense of the country.-NYSun

getagrip: I’ll tell you what, why don’t you find and show the rest of us, one Republican that is in charge of AOL/TimeWarner?

You libs won’t take responsibility for anything.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this

Getalife,

it’s almost prophetic what comes from people living in the Rightwingoverse

By getalife

August 7, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

Hey Midori,

Another one bites the dust

Ignore the trolls, they will not even admit there is a civil war in Iraq let alone that Mr. Murtha was right 6 months ago. They want more troops to be killed for nothing and they are pathetic.

By getalife

August 7, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Hey Midori,

Another one bites the dust

Ignore the trolls, they will not even admit there is a civil war in Iraq let alone that Mr. Murtha was right 6 months ago. They want more troops to be killed for nothing and they are pathetic.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Getalife,

why do I feel a Ney indictment is right around the corner?

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

This is creepy. I was just about to post a link to the Bob Ney story with the headline “another one bites the dust”… Great minds think alike, eh getalife?

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

Yes it’s creepy how all you libs think like a bunch of Stepfords

By getalife

August 7, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

Midori and rushncap,

Yep, I smell indictment too. He said he did not want to put his family through another campaign.

These people can’t tell the truth about anything.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

More indictments. Talk about people that can’t tell the truth. Well at least they use the word, maybe Democrats think that’s close enough.

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

I’m sorry, RW, rectal itch getting to you this morning? Or the fact that YET ANOTHER one of your party has gone down in disgrace due to corruption? Is there something genetic in you which makes you refuse to accept simple facts when they butt up against that little pink dreamworld you’ve built up in your head?

By Liberal Texas Democrat

August 7, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

“getagrip: I’ll tell you what, why don’t you find and show the rest of us, one Republican that is in charge of AOL/TimeWarner? You libs won’t take responsibility for anything.” According to Open Secrets.Org, in 2006 53% of the contributions made by AOL LLC went to Republicans If it walks like a duck …

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

Say what you will about good ol’ Abramoff, he is an American hero. The man’s put more families back together than any licensed psychiatrist or marriage councelor. He’s a miracle worker, I tell you. The Republican Party, which has benefitted the most from the man’s efforts, should erect a statue to him. The number of Republican Congressmen that have been reunited with their families by this latter day saint keeps growing. Thank you Jack, on behalf on this holiest and oldest of human institutions.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

RW,

when you guys are FINALLY right about something, I’ll stand up and take notice. Otherwise, your credibility, much like your president’s leadership abilities, is woefully absent

Perhaps you need to hang out at DU just a little more regularly, ya think?

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

Just pointing out what a brain dead parrot you are. When Republicans are corrupt they get prosecuted and are treated with the disgrace they deserve. I’m sorry that you guys treat criminal Democrats as heroes, but that’s no reason for you to project your shortcomings onto me.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

Midori,

Maybe if you came out of the cartoon world it would open your eyes, ya think?

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

You get up real early in the morning to whine, dontcha RW. Who have we treated as a hero, RW? Name a single “criminal Democrat” we treat as a hero.

Oh, and don’t start with Clinton. I don’t consider oral sex a criminal offense.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 11:43 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

What do you think about perjury, suborning perjury, and obstruction of justice?

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

Perjury when it comes to who blew whom? Chris Rock is right: “you could’ve taken this one to the People’s Court”. No one had a right to ask him about his sex life. But hey, if you consider sex to be a worse crime than corruption, accepting bribes and abuse of power, you’re more than welcome to live in your little magical fairy world.

By Rob

August 7, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

Look at what Brain Bush has wrought throughout the world. Maybe we can give him to the Israelis. Perhaps they’ll eat him.

By Bill

August 7, 2006 11:56 AM | Link to this

At this very moment the Imbecile is holding another of his famous press conferences. Disgusting to hear. Hideous to watch. A real American hero. Be proud.

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

Sorry, Rob, Bush isn’t Kosher.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

I’m not surprised that you gather your “knowledge” from Chris Rock, but you might want to go back and read the articles of impeachment.

The funny thing is that Clinton thought that women being sexually harassed was such a huge problem that he pushed hard for legislation making it nearly impossible to hide behind the “it’s just sex” excuse and then signed the bill with great fanfare. How come his law didn’t apply to him?

By getalife

August 7, 2006 12:35 PM | Link to this

Bill,

So true, I had to change it to ESPN.

By Huge

August 7, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

Too bad for the AOL employees, but make no mistake about it; AOL is the single worst piece of software EVER written. It hs been a total abomination for many, many years. I feel sorry for anybody who uses it…

Instead of farming out virtually all of the support jobs to India like Dell, Earthlink, Bellsouth, et al, I liked Nader’s idea. Put an ad in some Indian and Chinese newspapers for CEOs. Then hire one who is probably more talented and will work for a far more reasonable wage. Sack a handful of fatcats and save thousands of tech support jobs.

By Chris McKemie

August 7, 2006 12:59 PM | Link to this

In a recent article, found in your paper, you addressed the fact that the Atlanta Police have been resistant in enforcing the new “zoned” pandering laws. I want to advise you that the “word” has gotten out on the street. I work in midtown, a few blocks away from the Fox Theater, and frequently patronize the neighborhood shops and eateries. Several months ago, I witnessed several women being harassed for money, and contacted what appeared to be a responsive APD. Following that incident, the panders seemed less aggressive. Since your published article, things have gotten worse as panderers are actively stalking and harassing business and tourist people. Today, on the way to lunch, I was actively pursued by 2 insistent panderers. They finally retreated when I advised them that “They were not following the law!” As I understand, the law permits them a passive existence, with a sign, in specific zoned areas. I implore the Mayor and the Chief of Police of Atlanta to insist that the pandering laws be enforced. Otherwise all efforts to bring foot traffic to our city by the Midtown Alliance, ACVB, Atlanta Chamber of Commerce, and the City of Atlanta will be in vane.

By The Johns, Kerry and Edwards

August 7, 2006 01:03 PM | Link to this

Chris-There is no law against pandering, but even if there were we were not following you around today.

By Bernard

August 7, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

Let’s not be too harsh on the Israelis. They’re just acting like they have for centuries. That’s what makes them so likeable.

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 01:07 PM | Link to this

RW, Clinton’s “crime” is that he lied about sex. That’s the bottom line. You can spin it any way you want to, but that’s what it comes down to. And compared to bribery, abuse of power, corruption etc. that so many of your fellow Republicans have now been caught for, that is nothing. Less than nothing. And, btw, he did not harass Monica. She went along with the whole thing quite willingly.

Oh, and yes, I do get some information from Chris Rock. He’s the pre-eminent comedian of our times (along with Jon Stewart). Better than Hannity and Rush, that’s for sure.

By Huge

August 7, 2006 01:09 PM | Link to this

Finishing up some left over business from Friday.

Assdane’s still suffers from that malady of sticking her uninvited nose into other people’s bee’s wax and then getting it stepped on and humiliated for her stupid comments. For example:

By Danish in Vacationland August 4, 2006 02:19 PM @@ most specifically did NOT include herself in with the Left’s stereotyping of Christian “fanatics”.

By @@ August 4, 2006 10:43 AM Huge: When Christians in the U.S. put a bullet in the Huge a-ss that you keep showing us here, then you can compare US to muslim extremists. (Hey BiPolar, notice the use of the pronoun US, you dimwit.) This was her reply to my post below. She chose to include herself among those listed, not me. (Oh yeah, you we’re wrong about that too, weren’t you?) It wasn’t even addressed to her. But like you, in this case, she just couldn’t resist looking like an idiot.

By Huge August 4, 2006 10:00 AM And ironically, this radical religious fanatacism of Falwell, Coulter, et al, is in some ways, eerily similar to that of the muslim extremists…

I told you Friday that I was not going to let you and your mental midget gop pals get away with the constant lying, twisting and spinning any longer. Either your everyday critical reading and comprehsenison skills are abysmal or you just lie out of habit to further your paranoid blind ideology. And you loons call yourselves the party of personal repsonsibility…

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 01:15 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

Just because you want to lie about the nature of Clinton’s offenses doesn’t mean I am spinning. In fact it means you are.

Now quit proving how brain dead you are, even Midori might figure you out soon. It was Paula Jones that Clinton denied her rights as a citizen. Monica was the one he suborned perjury from.

How about Sandy Berger? Do you think stealing documents out of the national archives is a good thing?

By Midori

August 7, 2006 01:16 PM | Link to this

Rushncap,

they can never, ever defend Chimpolini.

All they can do is yell, “Clinton lied about a blow job!!!”

And, tis true that Monica was more than willing — so willing in fact that Clinton had to put the brakes on the whole affair.

The “nadderind nabobs” want to rewrite history to paint Clinton as the “aggressor”, even tho time and time again, they have been proved wrong by the facts.

Which makes me think that they have some sort of maddening jealousy when it comes to Clinton.

While Bill has to fight the women off, they have to harass and threaten women for sex.

Heck, they have to threaten and harass just to cop a feel.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 01:25 PM | Link to this

If I’m not mistaken, Paula Jones had her day in court, did she not?

Oh, that’s right — she settled, and then all of the GOP trash abandoned her once she didn’t serve their purpose any more.

Now she’s broke and boxing Tanya Harding on Fox. Go figure.

Sandy Berger did not “steal” documents — he did take copies which he was not authorized to take and was promptly charged, tried and sentenced.

I’m quite sure that if he did, indeed, “steal classified documents”, his punishment would have fit that crime.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

Now quit proving how brain dead you are, even Midori might figure you out soon.

you’ve sunk so low.

I used to think that you had potential.

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 01:31 PM | Link to this

Paula Jones, for all the trials, and all the Republicans’ millions proved… oh, right, nothing at all. Case closed there. And yes, we all know what Clinton’s offense was. You know as well as me there was nothing there, just a bunch of p!ssed-off Republicans trying to nail him for anything they could. And failing.

Berger? No, he did a bad thing. He was wrong to do that. Now, if I ever hear you say that a Republican did something wrong, I’ll truly know that hell hath frozen over. But you won’t. That would require you to have a moral standard.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

Move along, nothing to see here

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 01:42 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

Duke Cunningham was corrupt and is serving the time that he richly deserves to do to pay his debt to society. Before we leave Clinton completely, he is only the second President in our history to be impeached.

Now let’s try insider trading. What do you think about George Soros?

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

I think it would really be tough to get worse than leaving a woman to suffocate to death in three feet of water, but I guess that was just sex too.

By Huge

August 7, 2006 01:47 PM | Link to this

Midori, Loved your quote from Spiro Agnew! What a work of art that guy was, huh? He reminds me a great deal of the current generation of gop pricks - very angry and very delusional!

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

I don’t know nearly enough about Soros’ business to have an opinion. But I’m sure you think you do.

Yes, Clinton was impeached. So what? Nixon wasn’t, and everyone hates the guy. No one remembers what Johnson was impeached for, since it too was mostly a political witchhunt. History will undoubtedly be harsher on those who impeached Clinton for next to nothing than on the man himself.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 01:59 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

Only if you get to write that history. Thankfully you don’t have a monopoly anymore.

The highest court in France has upheld Soros’ conviction, so I’ll assume that’s good enough for you.

Who says everybody hates Nixon? Kerry sounded just like him with his secret plans in the last election.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 02:02 PM | Link to this

t*t for tat

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

Midori,

If you want to open this subject up to pure conjecture I think we can keep this going all week. I believe I’ll try to stick with actual charges and convictions.

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 02:14 PM | Link to this

Again, I don’t follow Soros’ career. As for history, you don’t get to write it either. Most unbiased people agree that Clinton’s impeachment will be viewed as a political play, not an indicament of his presidency.

As for Nixon, YOU may love him, but, again, most people know that he’s a crook and deserved to be in prison. Hey, sounds like your type of politician!

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 02:18 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

Since we taxpayers pay you to blog all day from the state u science lab maybe you can spend a little time learning to read. I said KERRY must like Nixon since he was emulating him.

Could you name some of these unbiased people?

By Midori

August 7, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

well, in my defense, at least I didn’t attribute the Washington Times.

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

I know what you said, RW. I also know what you meant. Kerry had nothing to do with Nixon, any more than Bush has to do with Hitler.

By Spike

August 7, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

Pitiful Bush is still babbling about “democracy” and “freedom” and “9/11.” Quite incredible. Beyond even that he actually still has believers and supporters. Sweet Geesuss!

By Danish in Vacationland

August 7, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

Huge Punk Moron,

Wow, did you spend all weekend formulating this pathetic response?

You conveniently skipped this paragraph from @@, which is the one I was referring to, and which came BEFORE your Huge Gas Bag posts:

“By @@/August 4, 2006 08:36 AM”

{{“I never have liked Pat Robertson. Has nothing to do with his new-found views on global warming. Don’t like Falwell either.

{{“They have every right to speak for themselves, but not me, they don’t represent “all” Christians.”}}

{{“But the left has to be able to pigeonhole “all” Christians. It serves their purpose when they’ve got nothing else to offer. It’s those closed “little” minds of theirs. It’s the “one brain for all” mentality that ml promotes here.”}}

{{By Huge August 4, 2006 12:49 PM}}

{{“What does that have to do with your paranoia over including yourself among the religious fanatics in this country?”}}

Got that Huge Punk Moron?

BTW, it’s rude to talk about people behind their back so you can take your sanctimonious etiquette rules and stick them where the sun don’t shine.

If you need a clue as to where that particular dark place might be, search for your head and you’ll have located the motherlode. Bring a flashlight.

AJC MANAGEMENT -

Can we please get our italics back so this blog is readable again?

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

Midori,

No you didn’t. This is the lineup you hold out as purveyors of the gospel truth. Where’s Jason in that mix?

By Goldie

August 7, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

Fans of the War Party here on this blog are truly pathetic… their guy Dubya has blood on his hands to the tune of +/- 2700 Americans’ lives, all so that the Iraqis can now carry and use cellphones. And so that they could “elect” their leaders who are in cahoots with the ayatollahs of Iran. Just brilliant, your War Party! And then some of you want to spend time here whining about the crimes against Paula Jones and Monica Lewinsky. Oh, boo-hoo! Where the hell’s your moral compass these days? Not only did those “crimes” occur 10 or 15 years ago, but they in no way compare to the crimes committed by W & Co. — and you know it. That’s what’s truly pathetic about you.

By Goldie

August 7, 2006 03:20 PM | Link to this

Did any of you see the half-page ad in Creative Loafing, announcing that the Christian Coalition of GA is sponsoring a September event with Ann “Adams-Apple” Coulter? What an amazing symbol of today’s Christianity he/she is, huh? What part of Jesus’ words has he/she been spewing forth lately? I must’ve missed when that occurred…

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

WOW! If the President has been charged with these war crimes one would think maybe you would link to those stories.

So basically any Democrat can get away scott free as long as you can make believe a Republican did something worse. Is that about right?

By @@

August 7, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Huge:

It’s impossible to believe that you would recognize any Christians as “moderate” when all you’ve offered in the past are statements such as these:

{{{By Huge August 1, 2006 05:59}}}

{{{These religionists (particularly christians and muslims) and their uneducated supporters have been wrong every step of the way in recorded human history on these matters. They have a undeniably violent past and a horrific track record in dealing with those who disagreed with their beliefs.}}}

{{{It’s no wonder that people of conscience and morality dismiss them and their foolish mythology.}}}

To which I responded:

{{{By @@ August 1, 2006 06:21}}}

{{{As a Christian, I fall short on bringing people into the fold as they say. Why? Because you and what you choose is none of my business in my opinion. It’s a shame people like you can’t extend that same courtesy to us Christians.}}}

To which you responded:

{{{By Huge August 1, 2006 07:30}}}

{{{@@, for the second time: “We have the purpose of preventing bigots and ignoramuses from controlling the education of the United States.” I intend to do JUST THAT.}}}

{{{Spare me your pathetic requests for tolerance and understanding when your organization, at its worst, has so precious little.}}}

I guess your tolerance allows you to call Christians “bigots & ignoramuses” while my request for tolerance was “pathetic” by your standards.

So you see Huge…..your reputation precedes you and I wasn’t buying your “moderate” BS when I responded. Stupid on your part, but wise on mine.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 03:36 PM | Link to this

@@,

Here’s some news you will like.

By Huge

August 7, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Goldie, The news of your post of 3:20 makes me want to puke. Wonder if Ralph the wonder/loser boy will be there? Let the republicans have that slimey hater. Birds of a feather…

Speaking of which, it appears that assdane can’t admit forking up, even when caught. Just like her commander-in-chump…

By Danish in Vacationland

August 7, 2006 03:39 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

Just curious - If someone quotes Jesus’ words, for whatever reason, is that “spewing”?

Is it “spewing” when Hillary claims to know what Jesus would do, or is that AOK with Goldie?

By Danish in Vacationland

August 7, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

Huge Freaking Idiot,

YOU got caught in a great big lie moron, so you may be well-advised to go away and come back as somebody else.

By @@

August 7, 2006 03:56 PM | Link to this

RW:

Well I’ve never really liked Hannity. I’ve always wondered what purpose Colmes serves, other than looking whimpy….but Dennis Miller….I’m there for the contagious laughter and grungy good looks.

Thanks for the good news!!!

By Goldie

August 7, 2006 04:00 PM | Link to this

RW— we’ll certainly find out what happens to W & Co after the November elections, huh? Maybe Congress will get it’s spine back…

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 04:06 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

Let’s hope so. Now that we will be rid of Frist we can have a Republican majority leader that won’t cave in to that obstructionist fool from Nevada. Maybe once the Democrats lose the House too they will come to their senses and drop Pelosi and Mothra and put some adults in place.

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

This is all conditional on the idea that there are still some unindicted Republicans left to run for Congress by November. A shaky proposition, at best.

By Danish in Vacationland

August 7, 2006 04:29 PM | Link to this

@@,

I love the way that Huge Punk says that merely reading that Ann Coulter will appear at some Christian Coalition event makes him want to “puke”.

I guess that’s his way of convincing us what a “moderate” he is. Heck, maybe he was even planning on attending the CC event until he found out that GASP! Ann Coulter will be speaking.

I wouldn’t put it past him to show up armed with a creme pie though. That’s about his level of discourse.

By Goldie

August 7, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

Dane in Fantasyland— please let me know when Coulter has ever quoted Jesus’ words and then I can determine whether she’s spewing as usual.

By Barney Fife

August 7, 2006 04:40 PM | Link to this

A man who can throw a good cream pie is a hero and the best kind of American.

Some fool missed Ann a couple years back. But he exposed Ann as the mutant ninja turtle she really is as she went into action to avoid the pie. I havent’ seen moves like that since Joan Rivers last tried to smile and cross her legs at the same time……ew.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

keep your paws off our soldiers, you D*mn Dirty Ape!!

By Midori

August 7, 2006 04:45 PM | Link to this

when the GOP came into power in 2000, all we heard were: the adults are in charge now!!!

so tell me, RW — just which “adults” are you talking about?

Spongebob Squarepants has more credibility than your “adults”.

glad to see Fox throwing Dennis Miller a bone: after that diastrous talk show, and other similar failures, it’s good to see he will be working with kindred spirits.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 04:48 PM | Link to this

Barney,

she looks like a drug addled skank.

really she does.

I’ve seen better looking crack whores.

that broad needs to eat a pie rather than duck one.

By Ney, Eh?

August 7, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this

Also, Rep. Alan B. Mollohan, West Virginia Democrat, has been accused of {{{directing $178 million to nonprofits whose leaders were donors to his campaigns}}}.-WashingtonTimes

Some corruption bothers the libs, some corruption doesn’t.

Wonder what the difference is, gee?

By Huge

August 7, 2006 04:54 PM | Link to this

“It’s impossible to believe that you would recognize any Christians as “moderate” when all you’ve offered in the past are statements such as these…”

I personally know many christians; many are moderate, many are not. You republicans desperately want to believe that ALL christians are being indicted, including apparently you. I’ll say it again - you suffer from paranoia. If the shoe doesn’t fit, quit trying to jam it on there, you Cinderella wannabe! But at least that is infinetly preferable to the “vacationing” bloggers brainless denials, even when caught red-handed.

Unfortunately, I hear very, very little to encourage me from the flock…

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As for cream pies, I’m sure that they would never last long enough to make it out of the “vacationer’s” kitchen! And really, what kind of loser would attend a CC event with or without their head skankstress there. YOU?!!

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This should set set the loons off!

BAGHDAD, Iraq (AP) — U.S. soldiers accused of raping and murdering an Iraqi female drank alcohol and hit golf balls before the attack, and one of them grilled chicken wings afterward, an investigator told a U.S. military hearing Monday, citing a soldier’s sworn statement.

The next thing you know, rick the dick will say I’ve besmearched all of the soldiers in Thailand as child molesters!!

By Like Reuters Cares, Puh Leeze

August 7, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this

Reuters finds itself in the middle of the latest journalistic scandal: The wire service “told a freelance Lebanese photographer on Sunday it would not use any more of his pictures after he doctored an image of the aftermath of an Israeli air strike on Beirut.” Blogger Charles Johnson exposed the fake photo, which seemed to show two plumes of smoke rising from buildings in the Lebanese capital.-OpinionJournal

By @@

August 7, 2006 05:10 PM | Link to this

Huge:

And you can stop trying to squeeze your “scrawny liberal package” into a moderate to large jock-strap.

Nobody’s buying it, you’ve exposed yourself too many times here, and it ain’t a pretty site to see.

By Huge

August 7, 2006 05:15 PM | Link to this

Midori, I beg you! Don’t bring SpongeBob into this! He certainly doesn’t deserve to be in the same paragraph as RW’s heroes!

I just howl whenever I see one of the republican talking heads trying to be humorous! Dennis Miller is god-awful bad and always has been! He’s a comedian and not very funny! Now thats republicanism for you!

And have you seen this new dufus Glenn Beck? Slightly better, but still very much a no-talent a*s-clown!

By Huge

August 7, 2006 05:17 PM | Link to this

Midori, I beg you! Don’t bring SpongeBob into this! He certainly doesn’t deserve to be in the same paragraph as RW’s heroes!

I just howl whenever I see one of the republican talking heads trying to be humorous! Dennis Miller is god-awful bad and always has been! He’s a comedian and not very funny! Now thats republicanism for you!

And have you seen this new dufus Glenn Beck? Slightly better, but still very much a no-talent a*s-clown!

By @@

August 7, 2006 05:21 PM | Link to this

Huge:

Go back and read my 3:34. It’s you that’s been caught red-handed trying to pass yourself off as something other than a radical leftist.

We all know what we’re looking at when you post here.

Whiner!

By Huge

August 7, 2006 05:26 PM | Link to this

Poor little @@, Can’t much think too much for herself. Simply hung up on labels, sound bites and simplistic slogans. Its so much easier to pigeon hole herself, her comrades and everybody else.

Instead of being hung up on words like moderate, you might think about words like immoral and amoral. Instead of screaming liberal, you ought to start trying to figure out what YOU are. Instead of dwelling upon the size of my package, you’d be better off dwelling on the size and strength of your character. And instead of hanging out with the worst of the repub extremists here and “moderate” christians, you might try reading something educational. And Jeez, these republican women are sexually frustrated…

By Huge

August 7, 2006 05:29 PM | Link to this

“And you can stop trying to squeeze your “scrawny liberal package” into a moderate to large jock-strap.”

Jeez, these republican women are one great big sexually frustrated bunch. It explains a great deal…

By Danish in Vacationland

August 7, 2006 05:29 PM | Link to this

Huge Punk,

You didn’t catch me at anything moron. And what’s this “flock” you’re talking about preacherman? Your delusions are getting more and more hilarious.

P.S.

Christians of all denominations represent something like 80% of the population in this country, so if you didn’t know any you’d have to be living in a cave, or in some place like Detroitistan.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 05:34 PM | Link to this

My real name is Wilbur Caldwell. “RW” stands for the “Real Wilbur.” I have just found my 15 minutes of fame in Duluth. You may not be hearing from me for a while. @@, Buy Danish, Andy- carry on the good fight.

By Huge

August 7, 2006 05:40 PM | Link to this

Detroitistan

The perfect example of the christian bigotry so prevalent today in this country. It’s not so much a love for all things christian, just a deep burning hatred for all things islamic.

Many here have known, based on some of her previous writings, that this particular blogger has demonstrated a proclivity for racial bigotry. Apparently this social disease extends to religion as well. I always thought that she was much worse than just being stupid…

By @@

August 7, 2006 05:45 PM | Link to this

And a frustrated liberal is reduced to name-jacking at 5:34 while using the victimization of a 12 year old girl whose home is in a “trailer park” to do it.

Can liberals get any lower? No, the ones on this board are at rock bottom.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 05:46 PM | Link to this

Huge Wanker,

Leave my name out of your fantasies please.

By Neumayr's Back!

August 7, 2006 05:57 PM | Link to this

In order to fortify their ideology, the Democrats must constantly politicize science and shortcircuit inconvenient scientific questioning. No scientific questioning of “global warming,” for example, is permitted at all. It is a “fact,” the Democrats say, and that’s that. Nor will they permit any probing of the theory of macroevolution. That would be too counterproductive; it could hurt “the cause” and give the appearance of a lack of “consensus.”-HumanEvents

By gadem

August 7, 2006 06:11 PM | Link to this

The world is going to hell in a handbasket, and King Dubya is on vacation….it seems like when the going gets tough, Dubya goes on vacation.

By Midori

August 7, 2006 06:49 PM | Link to this

LOL, Huge

they certainly are a frustrated bunch, aren’t they?

humour-challenged, sexually frustrated, and crying that “someone is at the bottom of the barrel”.

LOL, she should know — she’s looking up at us :)

By rushncap

August 7, 2006 06:52 PM | Link to this

We could get lower, @@. But we’re not you.

By The Question Must Be Asked

August 7, 2006 07:50 PM | Link to this

How many of these pictures you see everday in the Atlanta Urinal of wailing Middle Eastern citizens are staged or fake?

You have to wonder.

By RW-(the original)

August 7, 2006 08:06 PM | Link to this

rushncaps party uses doctored and staged photos for propaganda, they forge documents to try to prove their point, they throw Oreo cookies at a black man that runs for office as a Republican, they accuse the military of randomly torturing and murdering innocents, and the list goes on and on and on.

That’s rushncaps high road for you. Typical slug living off the taxpayers and b-itching the whole time.

By Appalling?

August 7, 2006 08:27 PM | Link to this

“It is appalling that BP let this critical pipeline deteriorate to the point that a major production shutdown was necessary,” said Rep. John Dingell, the top-ranking Democrat on the House Energy and Commerce Committee, in a statement.-Reuters

What’s actually “appalling” is the democrat obstruction that has made this pipeline so critical.

But when you’re a wanker liberal, you don’t remember that sh-it, do you?

Drill!

By @@

August 7, 2006 08:44 PM | Link to this

Midori:

Can you recall the moment you became such a joke here?

{{{By Midori August 7, 2006 06:49 PM}}}

{{{LOL, Huge}}}

{{{they certainly are a frustrated bunch, aren’t they?}}}

{{{humour-challenged, sexually frustrated, and crying that “someone is at the bottom of the barrel”.}}}

{{{LOL, she should know — she’s looking up at us :)}}}

I’m sorry, but I don’t look up to people who encourage others to get their information from “Democratic Underground,” and can be so easily duped by the likes of this guy:

Leopold says he gets the same rush from breaking a news story that he did from snorting cocaine. To get coke, he lied, cheated and stole. To get his scoops, he has done much the same. As long as it isn’t illegal, he told me, he’ll do whatever it takes to get a story, especially to nail a corrupt politician or businessman. “A scoop is a scoop,” he trumpets in his memoir. “Other journalists all whine about ethics, but that’s a load of crap.” No acknowledgement from you that this “idiot sucking” loser was a cokehead. You’re all too eager to remind everybody that Bush was though.

Tell me. Did RW take you up on your invitation to visit that new site you registered for? What does somebody like you talk about there? “Spongebob Squarepants”? RW strikes me as “above” that type of discussion.

I don’t know why you always resort to linking cartoons when you’re such a cartoon yourself.

rushncap:

Why would anyone want to engage in conversation with you when you’re first reply to anyone other than Midori & getalife is this:

{{{By rushncap August 7, 2006 11:09 AM}}}

{{{I’m sorry, RW, rectal itch getting to you this morning?}}}

You & Midori are a couple of left-wing blog junkies with nothing to say other than the cra-p the Leopold’s of this world feed you.

By Where's The New Toon, Y'all?

August 8, 2006 08:03 AM | Link to this

We should be worried about this: The liberal world fears — and much of it loathes — fundamentalist Christians considerably more than it does fundamentalist Muslims.-RealClearPolitics

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Every time you liberals open your filthy little mouths:

Our Islamofascist enemies and their allies are convinced that they can defeat us politically. The means by which they seek to do that is by producing a steady stream of bloodletting and mayhem. The results are then incessantly beamed into American living rooms by mainstream media transparently hostile to President Bush and his Iraq campaign. It is hard to imagine a greater incentive to more attacks against Iraqi civilians, security personnel, government officials and their families — and, yes, against our own and other Coalition forces. Call it the “cycle of violence.”-WashingtonTimes

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It can’t be said any better then this:

For anyone with even a sliver of sensitivity to see this happening to a people who have already suffered more than any other people in history, is torture. To see George W. Bush stand up for Israel while the left whines about totally meaningless multilateralism — which means asking France to defend Israel, sort of like asking Martin Bormann to defend Israel — is to see clear decency versus a waffling, age-old anti-Semitic sickness.-AmericanSpectator

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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld reminded the panel that the United States and the free world are in a “global struggle against violent extremists.” Rumsfeld’s testimony bears reading and repeating to a large number of people who, in their quest for pleasure and personal peace, appear to lack the staying power required to defeat perhaps the greatest evil the world has ever faced.-RealClearPolitics

By Read It Quick Before The Censor Wakes Up

August 8, 2006 08:04 AM | Link to this

The Democrats, who can smell carrion baggage faster than a flight attendant, decided that they preferred having him (Tom Delay) on the hook (ballot.) So they went to court, claiming that it was too late to remove his name from the ballot. Sure enough, the non-partisan federal court, the same ones that ruled it was not too late to take Torricelli’s name off the ballot in New Jersey — and he resigned much closer to Election Day, determined that he had delayed too long.-HumanEvents

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Hank Johnson is running against Cynthia McKinney. McKinney, you’ll recall, is the cuckoo for Coco-Puffs Representative who recently punched a Capitol police officer for the crime of not recognizing her (she refuses to wear her member pin when she waltzes past security), an incident that barely makes her greatest hits list. That list includes questioning Al Gore’s “negro tolerance level” in 2000, suggesting in 2002 that a possible secret plot by the Bush Administration to make money by letting the 9/11 attacks happen would be worth investigating, and accepting donations from people under federal investigation for raising money for terrorist groups (refusing to return the money in a 2002 debate, she said her campaign wouldn’t “racially profile our contributors”). That’s not even counting the open anti-Semitism of her father Billy, who has lamented that “Jews have bought everybody. Jews. J-E-W-S.”-AmericanSpectator

Homegirl!

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Congress can easily mandate higher wages, but they cannot mandate higher worker productivity or that employers hire a particular worker in the first place. Those of us who truly care about the welfare of low-skilled workers should focus our energies on helping them to become more productive, and a good start would be to do something about the rotten education that many receive.-HumanEvents

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For Don Gonyea and David Greene of NPR, Bush should give them a pair of knitted polyester shorts with fly front opening. They should look and feel like normal underwear, but be highly absorbent, with a stay dry lining that guards against