Mike Luckovich

By Charles Darwin

August 3, 2006 08:49 PM | Link to this

We must have global warming so the polar bear can turn into an Arctic Sunflower and the Seal population will explode causing them to walk up onto the cornfields of Alaska and evolve into a master race of beach volleyball players.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

August 4, 2006 08:05 AM | Link to this

Heat makes Pat Robertson a global warming “convert” Well, well. Pat says it, I believe it, that settles it -snapping my fingers- aramagettin, armagettin, amagettin readeeey for the rapture! Bee bop a do bop bee bop a do

By Liberal Texas Democrat

August 4, 2006 08:08 AM | Link to this

Heat makes Pat Robertson a global warming “convert” Well, well. Pat says it, I believe it, that settles it -snapping my fingers- aramagettin, armagettin, amagettin readeeey for the rapture! Bee bop a do bop bee bop a do

By Liberal Texas Democrat

August 4, 2006 08:10 AM | Link to this

Heat makes Pat Robertson a global warming “convert” Well, well. Pat says it, I believe it, that settles it -snapping my fingers- aramagettin, armagettin, amagettin readeeey for the rapture! Bee bop a do bop bee bop a do

By @@

August 4, 2006 08:36 AM | Link to this

I never have liked Pat Robertson. Has nothing to do with his new-found views on global warming. Don’t like Falwell either.

They have every right to speak for themselves, but not me, they don’t represent “all” Christians.

But the left has to be able to pigeonhole “all” Christians. It serves their purpose when they’ve got nothing else to offer. It’s those closed “little” minds of theirs. It’s the “one brain for all” mentality that ml promotes here.

Conservatives are too intelligent to allow themselves to be victimized.

By Excellent Point!

August 4, 2006 08:40 AM | Link to this

By Charles Darwin August 3, 2006 08:49 PM We must have global warming so the polar bear can turn into an Arctic Sunflower

You are absolutely right my man. Why are the libs so worried about global warming if human beings are an “evolving” species?

Shouldn’t we, over a period of time, grow some little air conditioning units under our armpits?

Maybe grow another arm that we can use exclusively to fan ourselves with?

Gold Star for you, Charles!

By getalife

August 4, 2006 09:03 AM | Link to this

Looks like the man in the toon got him a tatoo.

Pat is another wingnut moonbat to be ignored. Get your religion out of my politics.

W did something right about Cuba. He told the people of Cuba we would help if they wanted Democracy. Now, stay the hell out of it W. Learn from Iraq.

Maybe I can buy some cheap Monte Cristo #2’s in the near future.

By Steve

August 4, 2006 09:03 AM | Link to this

The conservatives ARE the ones Falwell and Robertson are talking for. They’re on George’s speed dial, right next to the red button in the Oval Office.

By Which Side Are The Pinkos On?

August 4, 2006 09:06 AM | Link to this

If you think I exaggerate the moral bankruptcy of the West or only refer to the serial ravings on the Middle East of Pat Buchanan or Jimmy Carter, consider some of the most recent comments from Hezbollah chief Hassan Nasrallah about Israel: “When the people of this temporary country lose their confidence in their legendary army, the end of this entity will begin [emphasis added].” Then compare Nasrallah’s remarks about the U.S: “To President Bush, Prime Minister Olmert and every other tyrannical aggressor. I want to invite you to do what you want, practice your hostilities. By God, you will not succeed in erasing our memory, our presence or eradicating our strong belief. Your masses will soon waste away, and your days are numbered [emphasis added].”-NationalReview

By Which Side Are The Pinkos On?

August 4, 2006 09:11 AM | Link to this

Hezbollah and its foreign sponsors deserve credit: They understand the perverse psychology of the Middle East. They knew they could launch a war against Israel and then have Israel get the blame for the devastation that inevitably would follow. They knew also that if Israel failed to respond forcefully to their ground and missile attacks, they could say Israel was cowardly. And if Israel did respond forcefully, they could say Israel was a bully, its response “disproportionate” — even while insisting that Israel was doing them no serious damage.-NationalReview

By RW-(the original)

August 4, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this

It’s no wonder that this couple is so misguided since ml always has them reading the AJC or watching SeeBS.

I guess it’s possible this is a different “news” paper than the AJC. If so maybe it has William Warren’s winning cartoon printed in it.

By Dusty

August 4, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

Wellllllllllllllllll…..

This cartoon is about as interesting as a Mary Worth cartoon strip. Only Mary’s is better drawn.

Wonder who the 119 people are who liked this cartoon when there are only 11 comments at this time of 9 am? Entourage voting? Computer voting? Big family? Someone has busy little fingers.

By Huge

August 4, 2006 10:00 AM | Link to this

Well said , Steve. “Moderate” Christians don’t want to acknowledge that King George II and almost every other gop “leader” are forever in debt to these American mullahs for bringing out the “faithful” to vote in droves. The agenda of the current republican party is inextricably, and probably forever, tied to extreme Christian dogma, as evidenced by their positions on nearly every important social issue facing this nation. (W’s only veto EVER was on funding federal scientific research to save lives!) So the people here who label themselves conservative, and yet support this junk, are anything but, and probably don’t even know what American political conservatism is. They just like the way it sounds, and it requires no real intellect for them to talk in sound bites. And ironically, this radical religious fanatacism of Falwell, Coulter, et al, is in some ways, eerily similar to that of the muslim extremists…

By RW-(the original)

August 4, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

Maybe this explains the bear in the freezer

By hewhoasks

August 4, 2006 10:18 AM | Link to this

5 superb cartoons in a row (“A Warm Welcome” through “Homeland Security.”)

“A Warm Welcome” is in the same tradition as Thurber’s “Have it your way, you hear a seal.”

The vacation must have been great.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

Check out our new ally in Baghdad today chanting death to Israel.

What a terrible mistake and a waste of American lives.

I am with Hillary, lets start with Rumsfeld and move our way up.

We should demand accountable for this obvious mistake.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Andy,

The pinko GOP are on China’s side.

How many times do I have to point out the obvious for you idiots?

By Danish in Vacationland

August 4, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

RW,

Thanks for your explanation as to why the bear is in the freezer! Between Al Gore and Huge Bore we are in danger of nodding off into a deep stupor, which could be catastrophic to the survival of our species.

BTW, I see that ML has some spatial reasoning problems. The freezer portion of the fridge opens from right to left, while the fridge portion opens from left to right.

Hopefully Darwin’s theory of evolution is at work and the spatial confusion problem has been corrected for his own offspring.

Or maybe this is just his attempt to be fair and balanced.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

August 4, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

*”By Dusty August 4, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this Wellllllllllllllllll…..

This cartoon is about as interesting as a Mary Worth cartoon strip. Only Mary’s is better drawn.

Wonder who the 119 people are who liked this cartoon when there are only 11 comments at this time of 9 am? Entourage voting? Computer voting? Big family? Someone has busy little fingers.”*

Nope, the votes are being tabulated by Diebold Bee bop a do bop bee bop a do

By Disgusted

August 4, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

Dusty, I hope you live long enough to see the end results of Global Warming but I am afraid that it will be your children and grandchildren that will have to suffer for our wasteful ways

By Dusty

August 4, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this

Huge,

Your name is self explanatory. You are one huge bag of hot air. Your over long liberal linguini is nothing but a mess of repetitious political garbage. Conservatives are like muslim extremists you said in so many words.

Well, thank you, for calling over half of all Americans “muslim extremists”. The real muslim extremists certainly appreciate your efforts. They are counting on your support, buddy.

When you get through zipping around the room like a crazed balloon losing hot air, go out and salute the flag. You have forgotten what it stands for.

By RW-(the original)

August 4, 2006 10:42 AM | Link to this

Danish in Vacationland,

Maybe this is a Lincoln model refrigerator.

By @@

August 4, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Huge:

When Christians in the U.S. put a bullet in the Huge a-ss that you keep showing us here, then you can compare us to muslim extremists.

Other than the fact that you’re a hemorrrhoid, I don’t see any blood.

By Disgusted

August 4, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

Dusty, I hope you live long enough to see the end results of Global Warming but I am afraid that it will be your children and grandchildren that will have to suffer for our wasteful ways

By Huge

August 4, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

The last vestiges of stupidity remain resolute! Just keep telling yourselves, there’s no global warming, there’s no global warming, there’s no global warming. CO2 is a myth, CO2 is a myth, CO2 is a myth. Darwin was wrong, Darwin was wrong, Darwin was wrong. Assdane, assandy and rick the dick will be the last comics standing! (Special thanks to rednecks - Amerikkka’s Al Qaeda for coming up with those first two monkiers. Priceless!)

By Disgusted

August 4, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

What happened to the days when there was no left or right in the political field, just good old politics?

By Dusty

August 4, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

Liberal Texas Democrat,

I think your be bop de dop Diebold is also doing a little voting.

Did you have a little de dop in your coffee this morning?

By Dusty

August 4, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this

Disgusted,

Cry me a river on global warming and then float downstream with Huge. Liberals have to have SOMETHING going for them. They are kinda footloose at the moment. Gore and Kerry trying to rearrange the Dem’s small troop. What a joke. And Madame Clinton shooting off firecrackers in the rear. Whoopee!!

Got to run now. My sweet little American-made Cavalier is anxiously awaiting me. And don’t cry. The sky is NOT falling!

By Huge

August 4, 2006 11:11 AM | Link to this

“Your over long liberal linguini is nothing but a mess of repetitious political garbage.”

Bravo, Dusty! And I thought you could only create silly little limericks!

Apparently, you missed this from yesterday. “What the h&ll ever happened to the days when critical reading skills were important and INTELLIGENT dialouge ensued?”

I said “And ironically, this radical religious fanatacism of Falwell, Coulter, et al, is in some ways, eerily similar to that of the muslim extremists.”

You said “Well, thank you, for calling over half of all Americans “muslim extremists”.”

Do you ever tire of embarrassing yourself in a public forum? Will you EVER learn to read AND understand? Unless of course, YOU are saying that in your demented mind over half of all Americans are vitriolic haters like Cunter and demagogues like Saint Jerry. Amazing.

@@, like RW, really appears to be slipping over the edge these days. Her comprehension skills are clearly being dilluted by her ever-growing hate for all things non-republican and a deep paranoia that she’s being indicted as a religious fanatic. That must really suck.

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

No, Dusty, the sky is not falling. But that does not mean that you’re not as dumb as a rock.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

Welcome to the new Iraq er Iran

Cheer them on to stay there and have more American lives wasted Dusty.

By Dusty

August 4, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

Huge,

My Cavalier says you forget a bit,

Conservatives you were trying hard to hit.

Yep, “American political conservatism” was IT!

You named us muslim extremists, nit wit!!

By Dusty

August 4, 2006 11:41 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

Oh so clevverrr…!!! Got any more goodies for us?

Sorry I won’t be here to read them. Sob!!

By RW-(the original)

August 4, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

I think I’ll take advantage of this globally warm day, although a friend in Sydney told me to do something unnatural a little while ago when I told him how warm it was everywhere, and see if I can get a dimpled white ball to evolve into a few birds. Maybe even an eagle!

I fully expect the libs will have solved all the world’s problems by the time I get back. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

By Republican Good Ole Boys

August 4, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

BAGHDAD, Iraq - Hundreds of thousands of Shiites chanting “Death to Israel” and “Death to America” marched through the streets of Baghdad’s biggest Shiite district Friday in a show of support for Hezbollah militants battling Israeli troops in Lebanon.

Last call for “Last Throes”!

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

Dusty — what’s the pleasure you get from destruction? Are you taking out frustrations in your own life?

By getalife

August 4, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

This is what I am talking about

By @@

August 4, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

Huge:

Gimme a break. It’s the liberal nuance that you so often project in your posts. In your case, I’ll call it the liberal “nu-as*s”.

You come on here trying to present yourself as a moderate, which you clearly are not, and expect us to buy your crap. It’s your crap that’s causes you to be a Huge bleeding hemorrhoid.

Like I said earlier, conservatives are too intelligent for your “nu-as*s” approach.

I didn’t vote for Bush because of his faith. I voted for him because I cannot tolerate what the Democrats have allowed themselves to become under the far-left, the extremist group to which you belong.

That and other reasons. I’m off to vacuum trash from the pool. Oddly enough, I won’t be thinking of you while I do that.

By Sandy

August 4, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

You don’t have to post to cast a vote.

By Bush Doctrine Success Story

August 4, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

WASHINGTON (AFP) - Warnings by top US generals of a growing threat of civil war in Iraq are confronting US policymakers with somber questions about the future of a costly three-year-old mission to stabilize the country.

Analysts said civil war would force the United States to choose between withdrawing its troops and taking sides in what could become a wider regional conflict.

Didn’t somebody say something about letting the generals make the decisions about action in Iraq?

By Goldie

August 4, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

Oh no, the bears are here! :)

By World Can't Wait-2005

August 4, 2006 12:03 PM | Link to this

getalife’s friends

By Goldie

August 4, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

@@— “Conservatives are too intelligent to allow themselves to be victimized.”

HA HA, that’s a good one! You need to take a peak at who’s controlling your War Party these days… the Moral Majority is. That’s probably why Robertson and Falwell no longer refer to themselves as part of the M.M. — it’s all been incorporated into your Repugnant Party now.

By Danish in Vacationland

August 4, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

Huge Flab-for-brains,

Have you entered some sort of Guinness Book of World Records contest to vie for the title for the most boring pompous a*s on the planet?

Even John Francois Kerry comes across as positively scintillating compared to you.

By Diebold Madame

August 4, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Gov. Jeb Bush doesn’t think U.S. Rep. Katherine Harris can beat Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson. Neither does the state Republican Party leadership, nor her three former campaign managers.

That doesn’t matter to Harris. Despite a week of bad news for her floundering campaign, she believes the others are wrong.

“We’ll win, so don’t listen to the prognosticators, or the pollsters — you can make a poll say anything you want,” Harris said Thursday at a luncheon. “Don’t be discouraged. We’ve done it before. We’ll do it again.”

As she finished, the 27 Republican women that came to hear her speak applauded and rose to their feet.

Wow! There are still 27 Republican faithful left in Florida. If Harris is counting the votes on this one, she’s sure to win by a landslide.

By Midori

August 4, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

“Conservatives are too intelligent to allow themselves to be victimized.”

By King George the Party Animal

August 4, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

MISSION, Texas - President Bush got a tour of border patrol efforts in his home state — a “look-see,” as he called it — before settling down on his ranch Thursday for a 10-day summer vacation.

Peek-a-boo, Bush sees you. The Mid-East is boiling over, nothing has been done about America’s criminal invaders (aka guest/undocumented workers/immigrants), so King George takes a road trip. Toga party, woo, woo, woo!

By Goldie

August 4, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

thanks, Midori — good link to the NY Times opinion piece!

By Midori

August 4, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this

No prob Goldie.“>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/robert-j-elisberg/the-pinocchio-syndrome-b26445.html)

See you are having a good day :)

By Goldie

August 4, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

On the subject of “good” Christians, I believe they were the ones who felt compelled to persecute Galilleo for his scientific mind… and they’re the ones in Kansas who’ve been trying to teach creationism in the public schools there. And isn’t it the “evangelicals” who still believe that the sun revolves around the earth, or have they finally moved on into the 19th century now? Hmmm…..

By Golden Opportunist

August 4, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

Goldie, pay attention luv. @@ told you she was going out for awhile. I’ve seen you here occasionally. You’re way too dumb to be a conservative or moderate Democrat. I don’t think you’ve got enough brain matter to qualify for the leftists which requires only a minimal amount.

There is a brainless party. They call themselves socialists. I’m sure they’ve got a place for you Goldie.

hhaaarrrrrr hhaaarrrrrr hhaaarrrrr

It was a WaPo OpEd Midori linked to, not NYT. You’re quick alright.

By Danish in Vacationland

August 4, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

Speaking of Global Warming, the National Academy of Sciences is not buying into the spin.

For more info on the subject go here

By Professional Pinko Hysteritics

August 4, 2006 12:44 PM | Link to this

(CNSNews.com) - People sweltering from a heat wave in the Mid-Atlantic region of the U.S. might find cold comfort in the fact that the temperatures of the past few days are not the hottest on record. That “honor” belongs to a summer 76 years ago — decades before the controversy over “man-made global warming” began.-CNSNews

By Goldie

August 4, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this

“Didn’t somebody say something about letting the generals make the decisions about action in Iraq?”

I do believe that was Herr Fuhrers Dubya and Rummy claiming that “the generals” will decide when the war’s over… some of our generals have obviously been holding their tongues for far too long now.

By Jean

August 4, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this

Another brave day for the Israeli heroes. Why not send Bush there? Perhaps they’ll eat him.

By Professional Pinko Hysteritics

August 4, 2006 12:48 PM | Link to this

The highest temperature recorded anywhere on Earth was in Aziziyah, Libya, in September of {{{{1922}}}} – 136 degrees Fahrenheit. The highest temperature recorded in the United States was in Death Valley, Calif., in July of {{{{1913}}}} – 134 degrees Fahrenheit.-CNSNews

As usual, as always, as in EVERY case, the liberals are hysterically shrieking and wailing over nothing, absolutely nothing.

It’s summer, y’all.

By Huge

August 4, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

“Like I said earlier, conservatives are too intelligent for your “nu-as*s” approach.”

What does that have to do with your paranoia over including yourself among the religious fanatics in this country?

Since you have joined the other republicans here who label themselves conservative, can you tell me exactly what are the ideas and positions that make up a conservative? I’d really like to know. Most of the gop is quick to cavalierly (get it Dusty?!) throw that term around to describe themselves. It is my contention, based on what I’ve read here and elsewhere, they have very, very little idea what it really means.

“if you were paying attention and not just looking in the mirror admiring yourself…”

DAMNATION! I’ve got peeping andies at the bedroom windows and peeping assdanes in the bathromm window. Those two sure are fixated on me. Sigh.

“I poignantly used the term “neo-con” to describe myself…”

Neo-con? Conservative? Danish? Like her cut and paste pals, she wants people to “click on the little blue lines” but has no clue how to describe herself politically, and therefore, defend her sometimes idiotic positions. And yes, many here already know that she finds anything other than name calling, boring…

You republicans can feel the time is coming when you won’t be able to hide behind your sound bites, don’t you? You want meaningful adult-level discourse or you don’t. Let’s see. Better adjust your thinking caps - so far you’re doing meserably…

By Pinko Cat Fight!

August 4, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

Hair pulling! Eye gouging! We love it!:

And for one of the first times publicly, Johnson took off the gloves. After McKinney accused him of being under the thumb of Republicans because of the money he has gotten from GOP-leaning donors, he struck back. “I can accuse her of being under the control of terrorists, but I won’t” Johnson said, {{{{because of the money that her campaign has gotten from Muslim interests}}}}.-AJC

Tell it like it is Charles!

By Goldie

August 4, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

Yes, it’s summer, and the temperatures have been rising faster since the 20th century than in all of the centuries past, due to increased amounts of C20. But some of you so-called conservatives still want to keep on doing the same ole-same ole, no matter what… because you’re afraid of new ideas and of trying to solve problems with new ways of thinking. It’s always “stay the course” with you, no matter how far off course we may be heading. Truly sad!

By Clem

August 4, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

I read here a lot without commenting and I am flabbergasted by the comment from “Huge” at 12:49.

I have never once seen that poster do anything but call names. There is always a personal attack and he or she has NEVER stated one positive plan for ANYTHING. I think Mike has a name for that around here, although he only uses it to describe the US as a terrorist country.

By C20?

August 4, 2006 01:09 PM | Link to this

Good one Goldie, that kind of concrete can’t be good. Maybe it’s the best kind for a Democrat to land a private jet on

By getalife

August 4, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

Here is a plan Clem.

Get the f******* out of Iraq and start some accountability for this failure.

By Midori

August 4, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

I see Andy has crawled out of his sewer to enlighten us to more idiotic user names and deranged posts.

By Danish in Vacationland

August 4, 2006 01:16 PM | Link to this

Quote{What does that have to do with your paranoia over including yourself among the religious fanatics in this country?}UNQUOTE

Huge Bore,

That’s rich. You, Goldie, Candide and the rest of the honorary bathtub crew label all Christians as fanatics and when someone says they are a Christian but not a fanatic you turn around and call them “paranoid”.

Surely you have won that pompous a*s contest by now. Why don’t you go celebrate with a good food fight? Bluto Blutarsky has shown you the way, and your sophomoric friends are rarin’ to play with you.

Have fun!

By Huge

August 4, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this

“the liberals are hysterically shrieking and wailing over nothing, absolutely nothing.”

The anti-science loons just keep the laughs coming! Unable to see the forest from the trees, they totally discount the thousands and thousands of pieces of scientific evidence that point to trending upward temperatures on this planet. Records are falling left and right. A temporary aberration? Possibly. Caused by man and the explosion of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere? Quite possibly.

This is a very, very complex issue that won’t be solved by those who profer heavy snowfalls in Australia this winter or the world’s highest single day temperature was eighty years ago as proof that the overall problem does not exist. Please either join a children’s blog sowmewhere or demonstrate that you have the scientific intellect to talk about this subject in a meaningful way. Just because you don’t give a dam about this planet and future generations, doesn’t mean others feel the same way.

And poor flabbergasted Clem. Sits on the sidelines and never gets in the game. Come on in Clem, the water’s fine! Show us what you’ve got to say on global warming, the war in Iraq, or anything else that suits your fancy…

By getalife

August 4, 2006 01:22 PM | Link to this

These so called conservatives could show some self respect and try to get the troops out of Iraq after they know Iraq supports Iran and Hezbollah.

They could show support for their country and admit Murtha was right.

I doubt they will and deserve no respect.

By Blah, Blah, Blah, Huge Bore

August 4, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

I make ONE comment to this bozo about the audacity of him saying that he never reads my posts but oddly he can recite every word of them and he comes back with this:

By Huge August 4, 2006 12:49 PM Those two sure are fixated on me.

If I have a “fixation” then what would you call this?:

By Midori August 4, 2006 01:12 PM I see Andy has crawled out of his sewer

The workings of the pinko “mind.”

I got a suggestion along the lines of the cartoon, since every time you pinkos open your mouths you release massive amounts of super heated “C2O” into the atmosphere, heating the environment, why don’t you……

By Huge

August 4, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this

“You… label all Christians as fanatics and when someone says they are a Christian but not a fanatic you turn around and call them “paranoid”.”

Jane, you ignorant slut. Are you utterly incapable of following a thread? Please point out where I said all christians are fanatics? In fact, I’ll do you one better. From my post of 10AM: “Moderate Christians don’t want to acknowledge…”

And more to the point, @@ was the one who included herself among the religious fanatics. Not me. So yes, she is therefore paranoid.

You and your fellow republicans have gotten away with the twisting, the spinning and the lying for a long time here. No more…

By Who's Discounting What?

August 4, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

By Huge August 4, 2006 01:20 PM they totally discount…. Records are falling left and right.

{{{CNSNews.com) - People sweltering from a heat wave in the Mid-Atlantic region of the U.S. might find cold comfort in the fact that the temperatures of the past few days are not the hottest on record. That “honor” belongs to a summer {{{{{76 years ago<—————}}}}}}} — decades before the controversy over “man-made global warming” began.}}}

I provide evidence, feel free to dispute recorded historical records, that’s something you moonbats would probably do, the Huge Bore babbles on and on and on with NOTHING to back up what he says.

There’s a mental condition named after that type of derangement, I just can’t seem to remember, oh yeah, delusional, that’s it.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

Have you ever noticed when things go bad RW goes golfing?

Typical.

By The Way

August 4, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

Getalife, NO! That’s not the plan.

Egypt has it’s own Hezbollah, called the Muslim Brotherhood, packed and ready to join Lebanon. Iraq’s Mahdi Army: Ready to die too. Jordan’s own Hesbollah is barely being restrained.

The moderates in all those countries are losing influence fast.

Here’s what happened: Although the countries involved are not officially invading Israel, the tribal/sectarian reunions becomes a defacto invasion of one country into another.

Egypt will have to use tanks to stop it’s own muslims from attacking Israel.

I dont see any chance that this regional spread of war blows over simply by the US pulling out of Iraq. We’ve already become moot and irrelevant.

To argue about whether we should be there now, or ever, is a red herring.

We have to face the real crisis, updated to include what’s actually happening.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

not the way,

Hezbollah is supported in Lebanon because the Lebanese democracy could not supply basic services to their people. Hezbollah does and has promised the people they will help them rebuild. The democracy in Lebanon is a failure like the one in Iraq. The neocon plan failed.

The total destruction in Lebanon by Israel has enraged the muslim people to support Hezbollah and has made the middle east a total mess.

By Stan

August 4, 2006 01:56 PM | Link to this

Good idea about Bush. Cept he’s probably already protected by the JDL and ADL. Little worms like him need that badly.

By Huge

August 4, 2006 02:04 PM | Link to this

“I provide evidence, feel free to dispute recorded historical records..”

Yo, numbskull, I acknowledged the validity of your citation!

“…with NOTHING to back up what he says.”

Jiminy crickets! What do you want? Dozens of links? Thousands of paragraphs? Get off your ignorant, lazy behind and do some simple research on the topic. I ASSURE you that you will find COUNTLESS scientific articles. Many, many will point to man’s involvement in the problem. Some will not. Educate yourself and THEN make up your own mind. While you’re at it, why don’t you read the Origin of Species.

Ok, enough for one week. I’m outta here to enjoy my globally warmed planet! Peace out…

By Scooter

August 4, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

Let me see, we have limited historical weather data, on a planet that has forever been changing, and scientifically we can say that we are the cause of it? More importantly we assume that we can stop the planet from doing what it has been doing for millions of years? Self important are we?

As the population expands how many more farts are released into the atmosphere? What would be the atmospheric lag time associated with the changes we have made and will continue to make? The lag time would probably be so great that the hystericals would have us over compensate and give themselves something knew to gripe about… I mean progress us towards.

Is a scientist who gets grants to research global warming motivated to debunk warming or motivated to continue his/her cause of receiving grants?

Can I please have Al Gore scream “they are playng on our fears”?

By Danish in Vacationland

August 4, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

Huge Bore,

What are you Tarzan now?

@@ most specifically did NOT include herself in with the Left’s stereotyping of Christian “fanatics”.

Why don’t you stop swinging from the vines, put down your banana, and lay off the coca plants long enough to come down to Earth.

BTW, I prefer the learned words of brilliant writers and thinkers who we conservatives like to cut and paste to your moronic (and blatantly hypocritical) yuk yukking any day.

By Danish in Vacationland

August 4, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

Oh good! Huge Bore, is off to save world from…. just about everything! From Tarzan to Superman to Mighty Mouse in 2.3 seconds.

Andy,

Delusional is right!

By Blah, Blah, Blah, Huge Bore

August 4, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this

Jiminy crickets! What do you want? Dozens of links? Thousands of paragraphs? Get off your ignorant, lazy behind and do some simple research on the topic.

I did already and that’s why I believe “global warming” is an overblown hoax, just like the hundreds of other panic attacks you pinkos have had that were eventually found to be false.

By the way, while I was looking through YOUR evidence I found Algore specifically saying that the threat of “global warming” needs to be EXAGERATED so that the message gets out.

You have fallen for your own bullsh-it.

I ASSURE you that you will find COUNTLESS scientific articles. Many, many will point to man’s involvement in the problem. Some will not. Educate yourself and THEN make up your own mind.

NASA? Is that what you’re talking about? The same people that replaced the foam on the shuttle booster with a more “environmentally” “friendly” that led it to pollute much of Texas with shuttle debris?

Every time these libs light off the shuttle, to carry some eats to the idiots trapped on the space station, they dump billions and billions of tons of pollutants out of the as-s of the shuttle and into the atmosphere, why is this not a concern?

While you’re at it, why don’t you read the Origin of Species.

So if I write a book about you being a blooming idiot town drunk, everybody would just have to take my word for it?

Much like Rachel Carson and her abomination “Silent Spring,” which is still killing kids in Africa even today.

Nope, you are nothing but another lib hysteritic, nothing less, nothing more.

By Now That's What I'm Talking About!!

August 4, 2006 02:36 PM | Link to this

Most Americans are still unaware of Iran’s promise to light up the skies with a great surprise on August 22, but Muslims everywhere are keenly aware of it; most await the day with growing excitement.

We should not wait, passively, for the Iranians to unveil their surprise. We should light up the skies with our own surprise: a massive aerial bombardment that wipes out most of Iran’s nuclear facilities, and decimates the ranks of its mullahs as well as those of the Revolutionary Guard and Basij forces that keep them in power, defeating these monsters and decimating their fan base by shattering their image of invincibility.-NationalReview

Let’s do it!

By Danish in Vacationland

August 4, 2006 03:17 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Which NRO article is^^2:36 from? I keep getting a link to Huge Bore instead of to the facts and thoughtful commentary that we conservatives respect.

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Ah yes, “let’s bomb Iran”. Because bombing has solved all the problems in Lebanon and Iraq. Rita Mae had something to say about that: ” the definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result”

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

Scooter, just because you think laws of physics don’t apply to the CO2 that humans emit, does not actually make it so.

By Now That's What I'm Talking About!!

August 4, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

By Danish in Vacationland August 4, 2006 03:17 PM Andy,Which NRO article is^^2:36 from?

Hopefully, that will work better.

rushncrap: When your boy Clinton was president we were lovin on Iran, giving Arafat cash and letting him soil the honor of the White House and generally appeasing all of these Middle Eastern loony bins, all it got us was 9/11.

Heck, they were warring with us when Jimmy Carter was president, you boobie.

It’s saps and useful idiot panty waists like you that are going to get all of us killed or enslaved.

Give War A Chance!!

By Scooter

August 4, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

Rushncap, I’m not going to bicker with you no matter how much thrive on confrontation.

I’m sorry but I did not say I didn’t believe in the CO2 dealio? Anyway, you being a scientist you should understand that when you have limited historical data, with sooooooo many variables, it may not be as simple as it needs to be, to support the left’s argument. I’m sure it makes you feel super intelligent and superior to any skeptics who don’t jump on the bandwagon with you. We as a nation are moving away from petro chemicals, sorry if it isn’t fast enough for your liking.

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

Scooter, you don’t know any of the science behind this. Therefore your objection to what the whole of the climotological community agrees upon can ONLY be ideological, not scientific. As long as you recognize that fact, fine. Eventually we’ll have someone in the White House who listens to scientists, not shamans or right-wing bloggers. Until that day we’ll keep polluting like there is no tomorrow.

The argument, by the way, comes not from your nebulous “left”, but from science. We simply happen to believe in science. Right-wingers disregard science when it conflicts with their ideology. This is true of the right not just in science. Facts are trusted only insofar as they confirm an pre-established opinion. Thank you for showing that to us one more time.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

Today is historic day in Baghdad.

We learned today that Iran has won the war in Iraq. The Shiites have declared allegiance to Hezbollah and the Muslim hatred of the our country and Israel is at an all time high.

You are doing a heck of a job W. I want you take all my freedoms so I will feel safer. God help us.

By Midori

August 4, 2006 04:37 PM | Link to this

Rushncap shoots; he scores!!!!

Why is it that I feel that if Bush, or some other moronic right wing “daddy figure” agreed with science they’d all fall over themselves embracing it?

By Scientists Have Never Been Wrong, Eh?

August 4, 2006 04:38 PM | Link to this

Like about “global cooling?” DDT dangers? Nuclear energy safety? Liberal “intellect?” Y2K?

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

Does anyone have any idea why li’l andy keeps writing posts to me? Midori? Getalife? Any thoughts?

By Midori

August 4, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

Andy,

you and your party of the epitome of “being wrong”.

What have you been right about?

Buehler?

Buehler??????

Buehler???????????

By Scooter

August 4, 2006 04:45 PM | Link to this

“Scooter, you don’t know any of the science behind this.” Trying to get that confrontation you thrive on? You don’t know what I know you presumptuous “hater”.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 04:49 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

I think they are here to bait bloggers to post here and they are paid. Nobody is that stupid.

I asked Jim on his blog because they have some bloggers there that bait too. No answer.

By Cause You're An Idiot?

August 4, 2006 04:54 PM | Link to this

By rushncrap August 4, 2006 03:34 PM Ah yes, “let’s bomb Iran”. Because bombing has solved all the problems in Lebanon and Iraq. Rita Mae had something to say about that: ” the definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result”

So how many rushncraps are there?

Can the two of you get together and decide who gets to change their name?

Midori: If Beuhler, what ever the hell that is, is the worse Republicans are doing, then I made the right political choice, didn’t I?

Oh, yeah, I forgot about adding “evolution” to my scientific mistake list^^.

By Maybe Jim Is Being Polite?

August 4, 2006 04:59 PM | Link to this

You know, when someone is obviously overwrought and acting weird, you avert your gaze or patronize them if they keep after you.

Jim was just trying not to embarrass you, getagrip, with your looney tooney fever swamp conspiracy theories.

Much like he did with that Wanker N-GA and his bullsh-it war stories.

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 05:04 PM | Link to this

Scooter, for all your tongue-wagging, no, you don’t. I’m willing to bet you money you don’t (know the actual research behind global warming). If you do, please tell me whose specific research you have issue with, and what it is about their research that you find incorrect. Otherwise, do yourself a favor and don’t tangle with me.

Getalife. Dear god I hope you’re wrong. If li’l andy gets ~paid~ for this, I quit. I don’t know what, but I quit.

By getalife

August 4, 2006 05:04 PM | Link to this

Like a conservative will tell the truth about anything Andy.

Lie, die, cheat and steal is what you teach the children.

By Thomas

August 4, 2006 05:13 PM | Link to this

-=-

Hey Even Bush admitted that we have Global Warming problems -

But yes indeed there are so many here that just sit back and say it doesn’t really exist. Well I just love the fact that people don’t realize the danger here as temperatures are drastically changed in various spots around the world — Cold air where it should be hot, and hot air where it should be cold. Temperatures taking drastic shifts worldwide. Ozone layers decaying allowing in more UV radiation to the planets surface (Anyone been feeling that weird sunburn feeling on their neck lately, while not actually having a sunburn there?), And lets not forget the various massive Ice melts around the world such as the recent collapse of a glacier wall in Switzerland due to excess heat in the alps.

Sure — bury your head in the sand - while your at it dig a deeper hole as we may soon be all living underground anyway.

Folks - here’s the deal. If you don’t accept the fact that there is global warming then you are naive and obviously didn’t study your sciences very well when you were in school. Yes - what really does happen when we shift one temperature to another area? You have that wonderful child-like attitude of; Oh - it will fix itself, and we will have sugarplums and licorice strips before bedtime.

You can debate until forever whether this warming is man-made or if it is a natural occurance. Well if it is due to natural causes - then (Oh Well!) we are “like” totally screwed as we cannot stop it no matter what we do. So in that case we better start building those spaceships to leave this “mudball flying through space at incredible velocities” now while we still can.

If it is man-made, then we actually have a chance to correct it so we better start working on it ASAP doing everything in our power to reduce greenhouse emmisions and other environmental related problems. Heck we may even discover a way not to pay Arab Terrorist that Blood — err Oil Money to fund their weapons of mass and minor destruction. Instead of paying them forever, we could develope alternative fuels and power plants and save that money for use in the good ol’ USA. I most certainly hope that the global warming is man-made as there would still be a chance for the human race.

We have had a scientifically verified global temp change of 1 and 1/2 degree’s (measured by various means such as b

By Scooter

August 4, 2006 05:15 PM | Link to this

“Do yourself a favor and don’t tangle with me” ooooooooh.

I thought my first post was clear, but I have a problem with all of their research. Read, very limited historical data on global climate, vast amounts of variables that contribute to it and people like you telling me it is a scientific certainty?

By Thomas

August 4, 2006 05:26 PM | Link to this

Hey scooter -

The HokeyStick method (yes I said Hokey) - was just one method that the scientific community did previous research on global warming trends. There are more defined methods that are quite accurate now involving satellite thermal readings, and atmospheric oceanic measurements of current/flow mathmatics, and lets not forget below ground readings and plate and crust thermodynamics.

You can hold up that old disputed scientific study all you want and it just goes to show how willing you are to carry an old flag into a losing battle.

By Yep, A Real Genius

August 4, 2006 05:29 PM | Link to this

There’s a character counter installed on this blog, Professor Thomas.

By Thomas August 4, 2006 05:13 PM (Anyone been feeling that weird sunburn feeling on their neck lately, while not actually having a sunburn there?)

No as a matter of fact I haven’t.

Just because you are too stupid to put on sunscreen is not a good reason to trash the economy of the United States. Plus it won’t help your neck, moron.

You’re a socialist, right Thomas? Same as getagrip, rushncrap, Hillary and Al Gore, am I correct? Everything that comes out of your mouth leans towards it. Now think about this:

Global warming is a hoax, invented in 1988, that combines old myths including limits to growth, sustainability, the population growth time bomb, the depletion of resources, pollution, anti-Americanism and anti-corporate sentiment and, of all things, fear of an ice age. Those that espoused and supported the old myths have joined forced into a new group called “Environmentalists.”

This is exactly what the deal is, dead nuts center, no doubt about it.

And if you kook socialists think that I’m supposed to believe your nonsense just because it’s summertime, you’ve got another thing coming.

By rushncap

August 4, 2006 05:36 PM | Link to this

Scooter, “I have a problem with all of it” translated from rightwing-speak means “I don’t want it to be true”. So just say that.

I’m not arguing with historical data. I’m saying 2 simple things. One is that the scientific community is in agreement. Over 90% of those who research the field agree that there is global warming. I guarantee you that if you were sick and someone told you that almost all of the doctors swear that a certain medicine will help you (and the rest aren’t sure, but know it can’t hurt), you’d take a triple dose. Second, we know exactly how light interacts with the CO and CO2 molecules. It’s not hard to multiply. So unless you want to tell us that laws of physics stop applying once that CO2 or CO is in the atmosphere, you have next to no leg to stand on.

By Here's A Question Professor

August 4, 2006 05:36 PM | Link to this

Why are the temperatures on Mars are warming?

Is that the moonbat home planet? Algore’s jumbo jet been making some trips there?

By rednecks - Amerikkka's Al Qaeda

August 4, 2006 05:36 PM | Link to this

Just stopped in to see what all the Georgia high school graduates could add to the scientific debate on global warming.

As usual, just rampant a-holism! Hi Assandy! Hi Assdane!

By getalife

August 4, 2006 05:52 PM | Link to this

You can count on Andy to know if are right about anything.

Whatever he says, the truth is the complete opposite.

Like Midori said, Andy have you ever been right about anything?

By N-GA

August 4, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

Your 4:59 post is absurd. If there was anyone posting war stories on Wooten’s blog using my tag, it wasn’t me. I don’t do that, and never have. Of course it is certainly within your bag of tricks to impersonate someone in order to slander them. It makes up for your lack of intelligence.

I am completely uninterested in Wooten’s blog. He’s as out of touch with us real Americans as you are.

Why do you hate our troops? If you hate America so much, why don’t you leave and move to Cambodia or Thailand where you can have more of your perverse fun.

You run from me at every opportunity. When will you accept my $100,000 wager? IN YOUR FACE, bed wetter!!

By hewhoasks

August 4, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

Solar energy comes to the earth via radiation (light), much of it in the visible portion of the spectrum. Every day the earth receives a huge dose of solar energy.

That energy leaves the earth via radiation. Because the earth is mch cooler than the sun the energy leaves as infrared radiation.

The atmosphere is mostly transparent to the radiation in the visible portion of the spectrum. It is largely transparent to the radiation in the infrared portion of the specturm, but not entirely. Some gases in the atmosphere absorb infrared radiation. (The two principal atmospheric gases, nitrogen and oxygen, do not.) The atmospherc gases that do absorb are called “greenhouse gases.” One of the greenhouse gases is carbon dioxide.

Combustion of fossil fuels generates carbon dioxide. Fossil fuels are being burned at a level such that the natural mechanisms for removing carbon dioxide from the atmosphere cannot remove the carbon dioxide as fast as it is being produced. The added carbon dioxide makes the atmosphre less transparent in the infrared region so energy that could have escaped to outer space (that’s where the energy mostly goes) in a single hop now does not. The energy stays on earth a while longer.

That’s global warming.

Note that while there is a visible trend to increased average temperature over time the real nature of global warming is that the on average the daily solar energy load takes a bit longer to escape to outer space. The daily solar energy load still is fairly nearly 100% balanced by re-radiation of the same amount of energy to outer space but the lowered transparency of the atmosphere to some of that radiation means that on average the energy takes longer to escape.

Increase the atmospheric greenhouse gases and you increase the average global temperature.

(Oxygen and nitrogen gases do not absorb in the infrared because they are homonuclear diatomic molecles and such molecules do not absorb in the infrared. Carbon monoxide, to the extent it is in the atmosphere, is also a greenhouse gas but carbon monoxide almost surely is quickly oxidized to carbon dioxide. Carbon monoxide is a heteronuclear diatomic molecule so it does absorb.)

Not only are fossil fuels being burned at a high level, the rate of burning them increases each year. That means the accumulation of CO2 in the atmosphere goes faster and faster with time. It wold be very useful fo

By N-GA

August 4, 2006 06:02 PM | Link to this

About ML’s toon:

Rambling around the Net I find more science suggesting global warming is related to human behavior than I find saying the opposite. Most of those denying global warming do so by saying that while there is more CO2 entering the atmosphere, there is no hard evidence that it is caused by humans (read: factories, automobiles, etc.).

That said, I think it is more important to ask the following question: What if those asserting that global warming is real and upon us are RIGHT?

My point being that the consequences of the political right being wrong is planetary suicide.

By I Already Did

August 4, 2006 06:07 PM | Link to this

The wager was “ask Wooten.”

By N-GA August 4, 2006 05:54 PM You run from me at every opportunity. When will you accept my $100,000 wager? IN YOUR FACE, bed wetter!!

I did.

He didn’t seem to like you very much.

It’s a shame he wasn’t allowed to speak his mind, I would have loved hearing all about your bullsh-it life, probably trailer park trash, I’m thinking.

When you gonna give me my “$100,000?” Snicker, snicker.

By In the haystacks hewhoasks?

August 4, 2006 06:20 PM | Link to this

hewhoasks; You can only cut & paste 2500 words. New AJC rules.

Of were you trying to pass that off as your own vast knowledge?

By hewhoasks

August 4, 2006 06:28 PM | Link to this

“Most of those denying global warming do so by saying that while there is more CO2 entering the atmosphere, there is no hard evidence that it is caused by humans…”

Yeah,they have a shifting locus of denial.

What the heck do they think results when you burn fossil fuels? Man digs mineralized carbon and burns it, adding to the carbon in the biosphere and adding it to the atmosphere as CO2. There it stays until something happens to take it out of the atmosphere. analyze the exhaust of a car, a furnace, a power plant: you will find carbon dioxide. Look at a coal mine, consider an oil well: fossil carbon being removed from the earth, destined mostly to be burned, producing CO2. Just how much “hard evidence” is needed? Of course for deniers there’s never enough “hard evidence.”

By hewhoasks

August 4, 2006 06:32 PM | Link to this

“hewhoasks; You can only cut & paste 2500 words. New AJC rules.

Or were you trying to pass that off as your own vast knowledge?”

My own. No cut-and-paste involved: all typed.

Probably it’s a 2500 character limit, which makes sense. Nothing vital was lost at the end.

By hewhoasks

August 4, 2006 06:33 PM | Link to this

Actually, I think the last sentence was:

It would be very useful to view the movie “An Inconvenient Truth.”

By Scooter

August 4, 2006 06:35 PM | Link to this

This planet is approximately 6 billion years old and has experienced dramatic climatic shifts throughout its history. The levels of CO2 in the atmosphere have also shifted greatly over geologic time and I’m not aware of cars scooter pooting around in the Carboniferous Period. I accept that we are simply riders on this earth, but some of our “leaders” try to tell me we can make the planet remain in its current state. Hogwash from self important boobs.

The private sector is working to reduce our emmissions of CO2, I prefer to wait for them and leave government out of it. If it is “right wing” to limit the role of government then that is what I am. What are you?

By Can't They Keep Their Own Conspiracies Straight?

August 4, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

By hewhoasks August 4, 2006 06:00 PM The added carbon dioxide makes the atmosphre less transparent in the infrared region so energy that could have escaped to outer space (that’s where the energy mostly goes) in a single hop now does not

So much for the hole in the ozone layer you libs were all freaked out about, eh?

Now we are keeping to much stuff in.

Maybe we could bring back Freon, it’s too late for those 7 astronauts y’all slaughtered but we could blow a big hole in the sky and let the carbon dioxide out.

By the way, this idiot right wing nut used to keep aquatic plants and the surest way to luscious, green growth was to inject CO2 into the water. It’s good for vegetation.

It converts it to oxygen.

Maybe if you pinkos hadn’t mowed all the trees down in Decatur….

By getalife

August 4, 2006 06:47 PM | Link to this

Andy went to Jim’s to whine, cry and weasel out of the bet.

Jim came over head, read Andy’s bs and said his head was spinning from Andy’s spin of the truth.

By RW-(the original)

August 4, 2006 06:52 PM | Link to this

Let’s see…The left claims that global warming is man made and largely a result of burning fossil fuels. They claim to be the majority and they claim to be doing something about the problem, but right wingers are holding them back and not doing their part.

Who stopped nuclear power plants? If more than half the country has stopped driving then surely we should be seeing some changes. Let me guess, this is one of those deals you want to tie everyone but yourselves down with.

Bottom line is everybody wants to have cleaner and cheaper means of doing things. The left just wants it to be a massive government intervention.

rushncap, how much are we taxpayers paying you to sit around the state u science lab blogging all day. If you kept your piehole shut for one day we would probably revert back to global cooling.

getalife, it might be more accurate to say that when the calendar turns to Friday RW goes golfing.

By You Be The Judge

August 4, 2006 07:06 PM | Link to this

By getalife

August 4, 2006 06:47 PM | Link to this

Andy went to Jim’s to whine, cry and weasel out of the bet.

Jim came over head, read Andy’s bs and said his head was spinning from Andy’s spin of the truth.

By Hey Jim

August 2, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

There’s a real stroke over on the Luckovich blog, he’s a masher, can’t say one word without getting belligerent, foul mouthed, tells bald faced lies about other bloggers, stalks women on the internet, a real loser, goes by the handle of N-GA. The question is he claims to be a close acquaintance of yours, he’s over there telling everyone he’s a “millionaire” and a “war hero.”

Do you know this Wanker?

By Jim Wooten

August 2, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

And, Hey Jim, I visited Mike’s blog, as you suggested. My head spins.

{{{Which is what I said, a polite way to disassociate himself from Wanker N-GA. Here’s the whining we heard about:}}}

By getalife

August 2, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

Jim,

His name is “Andy” and another blogger named “N-GA” has challenged Andy in a bet.

Andy is trying to cry his way out of the bet and it he is the one spewing “pinko” this and “pinko kook” that. Markus like rhetoric.

By Red State America

August 4, 2006 07:17 PM | Link to this

I do believe that Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Powell, Gonzales and Ashcroft have run the global war on terror about as well as it could have been run, and their commitment to its prosecution has been unyielding. I admire their courage and their consistency. This presidency is already among the most significant of our nation’s history, and like Reagan’s, will be admired for generations long after the Bush haters have been forgotten.-HughHewitt

By The Wanker Knows It Too

August 4, 2006 07:19 PM | Link to this

By N-GA

August 4, 2006 05:54 PM

I am completely uninterested in Wooten’s blog. He’s as out of touch with us real Americans as you are.

By The Way

August 4, 2006 07:42 PM | Link to this

A shia superstate is inevitable now, unless we are willing to slaughter the Iraqis we just put into power. They’ll just make a declaration for Islam, and that’s that. The Kurds will probably end up having to defend themselves from the Shia just to hold on to the gas fields. The sunnis may hug the Syrian border, as the bathists there are Sunni.

Big Problem: the tribal links from Iraq to Syria are older than the Islamic links. It’s a complex web that’s over 10K years old. Syria may offer the Iraqis passage to Lebanon. That would open up a huge reservoir of Lebanonese army volunteers. Not good. We cant even stop that, not in a million years.

We should assume that if Iran has a WMD, that Hezbollah now can choose to weild it to fend off Israel.

The people we are about to fight now have been democratically elected just the way Bush dreamed they would be. The question of when US troops should pull out of baghdad is a moot red herring. Now, the question is, how can we keep ourselves from annihilating the electorate we just spent 2500 lives ensuring. It’s always an underwriting task, and who would underwrite this?

I demand the resignation of Bush, Cheney, and Rumsfeld effective noon tomorrow. Let the speaker run things till we decide if we can avoid allowing the Islamist ambush to become self perpetuating, global, and whether we now have to draw the maps of the new era, not by british cartographers, but by Shia Lions……This is all Cheney’s fault. He acted in behest of the Saudi run defense industries, and W is a willing patsy. I cant imagine how heartbroken W’s dad is. Barbara too. Their son is a traitor, and yet their son thinks he did God’s will.

Cheney is a civilian who played the general that is our Commander in Chief, (Napoleans R Us), (post 911), which is the president’s role, thus our presidency was split into two pieces, which weakened our grip on ourselves, and allowed this new era to spring upon us.

The only thing we are united in, is our knowlege that we have allowed our own electorate to have mixed church and state, making “born-again” some sort of evangelical voter ID, and splitting our ballot into moral camps.

We have to share the planet, ignoring God’s commands to us to obtain dominion over it.

We must try to stop ourselves from destroying ourselves for Jesus.

By These Liberals Are A Trip

August 4, 2006 08:01 PM | Link to this

Iranian president Imawhackjob wants to destroy a country of 6 million people because they don’t agree with his religious views and also wants to welcome back the twelve imam, having him descend from “heaven” in a nuclear fire. The libs are basically cool with all this.

By The Way August 4, 2006 07:42 PM Not good. We cant even stop that, not in a million years

And then the pinkos turn right around and call Bush a religious fanatic because he wants peace and freedom in the Middle East.

These libs are freaking weird.

That ain’t no sh-it.

Hopefully, Iran will light up the sky on August 22nd, “surprising” us with something sinister so that they give us good reason to blow their country back into the hell from whence it came.

All we need is a good excuse.

By @@

August 4, 2006 09:11 PM | Link to this

I’ve enjoyed my globally warm day at the pool. If I had my way, I would be able to travel year round, anywhere on the globe, and arrive at a destination where it’s hot. But alas, I am not as selfish as liberals here. I don’t run around hysterically shouting that “the sky is falling, the sky is falling”. Do something now!!!!!

I have always been one of those people who applies the precautionary principle. It’s simple. It requires common sense. If we’re going to do something, we should think very carefully about what the unintended consequences of our actions may be. I think the left-wing extremists have introduced policy into our social structure which are having, and will have a negative impact for years to come. That’s why I’m not a Democrat any longer. I supported some of these misguided policies only to see the repurcussions of my wrong-headed thinking too late. I regret being a part of it.

I’m thankful for world leaders and policy advisors who can see the bigger picture:

Without increasing demand in the countries of the North, there is no way in which the poorer countries of the South will be able to grow out of their poverty. The attempt to cap growth through the environmental proxy of ‘global warming’ is a sleight of hand too far.

Something is being done to address “the possibility” of global warming, without sacrificing the impoverished, it’s just not being generated by the wrong-headed thinking of the left-wing radicals who love their trees, but place people secondary on their political agenda.

And, for the record, I’m one of those people who believes the earth adapts to inevitable changes. Conservatives just don’t make hysterical and hasty decisions. We look before we leap. In other words, “WE THINK.”

By N-GA

August 5, 2006 06:19 AM | Link to this

Andy (the Bed Wetter) aka RW (the Real Wanker),

Thank you for copying your post from Wooten’s blog. I’m sure everyone will notice that there is nothing there authored by me.

You said (at 6:07) the wager was “ask Wooten”. That’s a lie (typical for you). I ask you to prove it but you can’t.

You posted “here’s a real stroke over on the Luckovich blog, he’s a masher, can’t say one word without getting belligerent, foul mouthed, tells bald faced lies about other bloggers, stalks women on the internet, a real loser, goes by the handle of N-GA. The question is he claims to be a close acquaintance of yours, he’s over there telling everyone he’s a “millionaire” and a “war hero.”

It’s funny bad mouthing me about bad-mouthing others. You’re a hypocrite, but everyone already knows that. You say I tell everyone I’m a “war hero”. Another lie. I’ve never said that and challenge you to prove it…you can’t.

As far as your sarcastic comment about me being a “millionaire”, my $100,000 bet still stands while you still run from it.

You accuse me in your Wooten post of claiming to be a close acquaintance of Wooten’s. Another lie. Prove it.

You must think by telling so many lies in a single post that someone will believe your BS. What a complete and utter loser you are.

IN YOUR FACE, LOSER!!!

By Gee, I Hope This Doesn't Upset getagrip

August 5, 2006 07:01 AM | Link to this

Like I was saying:

For those who do not spend their days pulling imaginary bugs out of their eye sockets, “Christianist” is a relatively new term that roughly refers to a virulent strain of right-wing political Christianity that, supposedly, parallels Islamist lunacy.

And though both groups of people may use scripture to shape their approach to the public square, Islamist interpretation of doctrine permits religious expression through suicide-murder, beheadings, public stonings (preferably of women) and Jew-hating, while Christianist doctrine deals in such wimpy notions as forgiveness, tolerance, redemption and cheek-turning. Weirdos.-RealClearPolitics

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File this under too stupid to figure it out on their own:

Atlanta teenagers Deon Studiemyer and Sidney Clark attempted an armed robbery of a {{{{{DeKalb County police officer in his Atlanta apartment}}}}}} in the Lake Louise complex on Evans Road. Now Studiemyer is dead and Clark is in the DeKalb County Jail, where he awaits his first hearing.](http://www.ajc.com/saturday/content/epaper/editions/saturday/metro_444dd29746feb0970057.html)

Studiemyer’s brother, Larry, 21, quietly voiced his anger toward his brother’s death. He questioned the officer’s use of force. “Why did a trained police officer, who could have disarmed him in any other way, who could have paralyzed him, why did he have to kill him?” he asked.-AJC

I got an idea. How about if we don’t go invading people’s apartment while carrying guns? Seems like a pretty simple solution, doesn’t it?

Why can’t the “adults” at the AJC figure this out and preempt the ignorance before it gets into print?

Or are there any adults at the AJC? Have they been replaced with robots programmed to sniff out “victims” where ever they can find them?

Do they pay victim locating bonuses at the Atlanta Urinal?

BTW, if you come into my house with a gun, I will grant your wish of me taking careful aim….. at your freaking head.

By Gee, I Hope This Doesn't Upset getagrip

August 5, 2006 07:02 AM | Link to this

File this under the “well, that makes it O.K. file:”

Six men were arrested over the past 10 days and charged with raping a 12-year-old girl after answering Internet advertisements offering her for sex.

Anna Knight, a neighbor of Disabato, said news of his arrest was a “horrible shock.” Disabato watched her cats while she was on vacation and was a member of the homeowner’s association.-AJC

Just an everyday kind of neighbor, one that rapes 12 year old girls.

Only in the Atlanta Urinal.

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One of Hollywood’s darlings is Michael Moore, who spouts all the anti-Semitic cant fashionable on the far left. He told an audience in Liverpool that the world’s villains were all connected: “It’s all part of the same ball of wax, right? The oil companies, Israel, Halliburton.” Mr. Moore refused to permit his movies to be shown in Israel (no loss there) until Israel “returns Arab lands.” This created zero scandal in Hollywood because Hollywood is first, last and overwhelmingly liberal.-WashingtonTimes“>http://insider.washingtontimes.com/articles/normal.php?StoryID=20060804-091352-5788r)

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Of course it may be no coincidence that most of the admiration all these years has been from afar. The idea of “Fidel” allows his leftish admirers from the comforts of free, mostly capitalist societies to imagine that someone out there is struggling to build a better, more egalitarian way of life—without any of them having to live amid the daily Cuban reality of grinding poverty and political intimidation.-OpinionJournal

The libs are too stupid to be careful of what they wish for.

By Another Lib Stalker

August 5, 2006 07:37 AM | Link to this

By N-GA August 5, 2006 06:19 AM You said (at 6:07) the wager was “ask Wooten”. That’s a lie (typical for you). I ask you to prove it but you can’t.

Sucks being you, don’t it N-GA?

Or is that even your real name?

Trailer park trash.

By No question about it now...

August 5, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

getalife is a Liberal. He supports radicals buying votes in exchange for services with his 1:53 post. Isn’t he the one opposed to corruption within politics? He must not see Hezbollah as corrupt. Must be a big fan. Walk away and leave them to continue their corruption of the Lebanese people. Then invite them to knock on his door for more taxes to pay for their corruption.

And even when the battle with the Israelis is over, he adds menacingly, Hizbullah will have other battles to fight. “The real battle is after the end of this war. We will have to settle score with the Lebanese politicians. We also have the best security and intelligence apparatus in this country, and {{{{we can reach any of those people who are speaking against us now. Let’s finish with the Israelis and then we will settle scores later.”}}}}

Give getalife what he wants and screw the rest of the world? No way…..

By RW-(the original)

August 5, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

getalife’s 1:53 is very representative of why idiot liberals can’t be allowed to run things ever again. Hezbollah builds huge weapons caches and then places a school room over the top and getalife talks about what wonderful humanitarians the terrorists are for putting up the school room.

By Another Lib Fantasy

August 5, 2006 05:58 PM | Link to this

By N-GA August 5, 2006 06:19 AM Andy, You said (at 6:07) the wager was “ask Wooten”. That’s a lie (typical for you). I ask you to prove it but you can’t.

I can’t?

By N-GA April 26, 2006 05:14 PM Hey Bed Wetter, I will make you this bet….straight up. I wager you $100,000 that I am a millionaire. {{{{{{{{{{————->You can ask Jim Wooten to verify my economic status<————————-}}}}}}}}}}. When that is done, the loser pays off. This will be the easiest money I ever made.

I did ask. Wooten’s head spun. Why must you persist?

I’m not even asking for my 100 large, bwahahahahahahaha, like you have 100 grand, puh-leeeze.

Look Wanker, I hate it for you, kind of, it must really suck to be outed as the trailer park Queen that you are.

But this weird little episode has reached the end of it’s useful life.

I usually don’t show much compassion, especially towards a primitive mouth breathing stroker like yourself, but in this case I’m willing to let it slide.

I hate to see the ignorant suffer.

By Andy

August 6, 2006 08:42 AM | Link to this

Lord, please make Tuesday hurry it up and be gone, taking with it the last time that we will ever see another picture of Cynthia McKinney, other then the “Where are they now?” features in the Atlanta Urinal, of course.

Amen

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Although Murtha has carried his western Pennsylvania district by landslide margins and was unopposed in 2004, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry won it with only 51 percent. Diana Irey, a Republican county commissioner, is waging a vigorous campaign, and last week accused Murtha of “regular and willful misstatements of key facts.”(falsely accusing United States soldiers in Iraq)-HumanEvents

Knock him up side his filthy little head, Diana!

Donate To Diane!

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Obviously, when confronted by a statute he believes usurps his powers or otherwise violates the Constitution, the president’s constitutional duties must prevail over any imposed by mere statutes. Presidents have been refusing to implement unconstitutional provisions of statutes since James Monroe was president, and the issuance of formal signing statements either to identify provisions that are inherently unconstitutional that will not be enforced, or to instruct the executive branch how an ambiguous provision is to be interpreted to avoid constitutional difficulties, has a long pedigree, having been by done by Abraham Lincoln, Woodrow Wilson, Theodore and Franklin Roosevelt, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton (who used them far more often than did Ronald Reagan), and many other presidents.-WashingtonTimes

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The AARP pinkos call the impending disaster of Social Security and it’s projected trillion dollar shortfalls as a “leaky sink:”

Meeting the challenge of adapting to an aging society, including keeping Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid strong and affordable, requires substantial change. Doing so entails addressing factors such as the fragmented and disorganized system of health care, and making prudent changes in Social Security — not tearing down the whole house just to fix a leaky sink.-WashingtonTimes