Mike Luckovich

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 06:24 AM | Link to this

Well, O.K. let’s quote from the letter you pinkos find so amusing:

“Those with insight,” the Iranian tells Mr. Bush, “can already hear the sounds of the shattering and fall of the ideology and thoughts of the liberal democratic systems. We increasingly see that people around the world are flocking toward a main focal point—that is the Almighty God… . My question for you [Mr. Bush] is, ‘Do you not want to join them?’ “

This ought to be good for the future of liberalism, you think? Sharia Law is just so funny!

“September 11 was not a simple operation. Could it be planned and executed without coordination with intelligence and security services—or their extensive infiltration? Of course this is just an educated guess.”“>http://www.opinionjournal.com/editorial/feature.html?id=110008355)

So much for the “Bin Laden” mastermind of 9/11, sounds like Imawhackjob had more to do with it then Al Qaeda did.

Useful idiots.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 06:29 AM | Link to this

By rushncrap May 10, 2006 01:10 AM Mmmmmm (orgasmic adulation,) Jon Stewart ripping Rummy a new one tonight. That was… quite a sight to behold. And ripping Fox “News” a new one as well. So damn funny.

I wonder if it will ever dawn on rushncrap that Rumsfeld is going to get up and go to work this morning like nothing ever happened last night?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 06:34 AM | Link to this

Speaking of repetitive spastic disorder:

Atlanta Urinal, Bush Tax Cuts- But the package remains controversial, with GOP leaders saying it is essential to sustain a strong economic recovery and Democrats and a few Republicans saying the cuts would mainly benefit the wealthy. Aaack, aaaaack

Gee, seeing how the rich are the only ones paying taxes I wonder why it would mainly benefit them?

By seeker

May 10, 2006 06:38 AM | Link to this

rushncap, Jon Stewart’s riff on Rumsfeld was priceless. I loved the video of Donald describing a chunk of Flight 77 as “wonderful”. Wonderful?? Sobering, yes. Thought proking? Okay… but “wonderful”?? What an idiot.

I wonder if it will ever dawn on rushnrap that Rumsfeld is going to get up and go to work this morning like nothing ever happened last night?

And that’s Rumsfeld’s problem. He goes to work EVERY morning like nothing ever happened last night.

After all, he’s not in the intelligence business.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 06:44 AM | Link to this

This is a Republicans have to do to get the home team to the polls in November:

That would be understandable. The relentlessly partisan House Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi of San Francisco, as Speaker? Senator Robert C. Byrd (Grand Kleagle, KKK), the ancient king of pork from West Virginia, as head of Senate appropriations? Gasbags like Patrick Leahy and Teddy Kennedy back in charge (When sobriety allows) of judicial nominations?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 06:47 AM | Link to this

Last June Conyers commandeered a basement conference room in the Capitol to stage a mock hearing into impeachment charges over the Iraq war. “[Conyers] banged a large wooden gavel and got the other lawmakers to call him ‘Mr. Chairman,’” recounted Washington Post reporter Dana Milbank. “He liked that so much that he started calling himself ‘the chairman’ and spouted other chairmanly phrases, such as ‘unanimous consent’ and ‘without objection so ordered.’”

“As luck would have it,” Milbank wryly noted, “all four of the witnesses agreed that President Bush lied to the nation and was guilty of high crimes…. Conyers was having so much fun that he ignored aides’ entreaties to end the session. ‘At the next hearing,’ [Conyers] told his colleagues, ‘we could use a little subpoena power.’ That brought the house down.”

One of the “witnesses” for this show trial, not so coincidentally, was Ray McGovern, the ex-CIA briefing officer turned left-wing activist who turned up in Atlanta last week at a public speech by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. During the question and answer period, McGovern, who has adopted a number of left-wing causes and was a John Kerry supporter, seized the microphone to repeatedly demand that Rumsfeld admit to “lies” about weapons of mass destruction and other issues.

By seeker

May 10, 2006 06:47 AM | Link to this

NICE touch with the mounted fish in Mike’s cartoon that’s hanging behind Bush the idiot.

It’s his highest acheivement!

Bush was obviously joking — to a point. But the thing about Bush is that he has stock answers to all the expected questions. So it’s the unpredictable ones where he’s the most revealing.

Remember when he was asked to name his biggest mistake and what he’d learned from it — and he couldn’t name any? (He hasn’t held a prime-time press conference since.)

So what to make of his response to the German question? Maybe it was just a little innocent clowning. But maybe it emerged from his own candid awareness that historians looking back at his presidency may see an obvious low point (or two or three), but no equally obvious high points.

Hater, since this is from the Washington POst, your favorite neo-lib paper, I know you’ll like it!!

By anne

May 10, 2006 06:49 AM | Link to this

NO difference between the views of Iran’s president and our president - they both think god speaks directly to them.

That’s the danger with ideologues who think god has given them a mission.

By MB

May 10, 2006 06:52 AM | Link to this

Love the fish, pencils, and sharpner. Nice touch.

By seeker

May 10, 2006 06:59 AM | Link to this

Those braniac Republicans in the Senate sometimes get it right. Like the stopped clock that’s right twice a day.

WASHINGTON — Employers would have to check Social Security numbers and the immigration status of all new hires under a tentative Senate agreement on toughening sanctions against people who provide jobs to illegal immigrants.

Employers found to have actually hired illegal immigrants once an electronic system for the checks is in place could be fined up to $20,000 per unauthorized worker and even sentenced to jail for repeat offenses.

Makes a lot more sense than Hater’s pathetic expensive border fence.

But OF COURSE the Republicrap business owners making fortunes off the back of illegals paid slave wages see themselves as VICTIMS!!

Employers are wary of the system Congress wants them to use and say it would be unreliable.

What disgusting, greedy idiots. May their sons and daughters end up as imprisoned Mexican brothel workers.

By Barbara Streisand

May 10, 2006 07:03 AM | Link to this

I’m appalled that he didn’t mention me! Doesn’t he know I’m more important????!!!!

(In her own mind, yes) :)

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 07:12 AM | Link to this

What disgusting, greedy idiots. May their sons and daughters end up as imprisoned Mexican brothel workers.

Got that? Not too much hate or racism there.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 07:15 AM | Link to this

The end result of the Jon Stewart generation:

Where are the bodies?

For years, reporters have been alerting America to one scare after another. Chemicals, cell phones, SARS — everything is going to kill us! You would think by now we’d be doing nothing but digging graves.

Instead, Americans are living longer than ever. Not that you’d ever know that from the mainstream (drive by) media.

So let’s grab a shovel to clear away the nonsense and dig out the truth: Myths, lies and stupidity are often the basis of today’s scary news stories.

A whole age group of easily excited, uneducated sissies.

By Lord Help Us

May 10, 2006 07:47 AM | Link to this

The Cheney/Bush (note the order) Administration could follow the example of the Reagan/Bush Administrations in handling Iran.

Don’t try to fight the Iranian mullahs - appease them, arm them, sell them missile technology and other advanced weaponry. AND, while you’re at it use the money to fund Central American death squads.

Man, I miss the real conservatives. They were such geniuses.

By seeker

May 10, 2006 07:47 AM | Link to this

The tiny coffins of the George Bush generation.

United Press International

The United States has one of the highest rates of infant mortality in the industrialized world…

Of the 125 countries listed, Sweden ranked first, or safest, followed by Denmark, Finland, Austria, Germany, Norway, Australia, Netherlands, Canada, United States and Britain.

10th?? The US ranks TENTH?? The US health care system gets a double star. It’s the most expensive in the world, by far… and in the developed world, it sucks the most.

What do Richard Nixon and Hillary Clinton have in common? They both backed nationalized, single pay health care systems. And they both were right.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 10, 2006 07:49 AM | Link to this

Hey! Hey that’s reason enough to invade! Saying things like that about ‘mericas greatest actor sinced “The Duke”. I thought the fish was supposed to be 7.5 lbs. That couldn’t be the fish that epitomised the best moment of GW’s presidency, it’s too small. Or maybe that explains the budget numbers. …

By seeker

May 10, 2006 07:52 AM | Link to this

This is what America is reading.

There are at least two general but nonetheless compelling reasons why Donald Rumsfeld should be required to resign immediately as secretary of defense. One is the stunning lack of competence he’s demonstrated during the past five-and-a-half years. We’ve called for him to step down, on those grounds, three times in less than two years.

But then there’s the even more troubling matter of his utter lack of integrity. Mr. Rumsfeld’s tenure at the Pentagon has been marked by a series of misstatements he made about Iraqi weapons capability before the U.S. invasion in March 2003. Worse, Mr. Rumsfeld denies making those statements.* That makes him a liar.

God Bless America.

By @@

May 10, 2006 08:07 AM | Link to this

Catching up before work. Since Andy’s link on the previous thread puts my favorite “Bob Dylan” amongst many who stood out and made a difference I’ll have to leave everybody with these:

“A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.” By: Bob Dylan

“All this talk about equality. The only thing people really have in common is that they are all going to die.” By: Bob Dylan

“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” By: Bob Dylan

What a way to start my day! Have a great one, count your blessings.

By AntiRadical

May 10, 2006 08:08 AM | Link to this

Good toon ML. The “trophy” bass makes it great.

Give Tom Cruise a break, though. Selling any sort of American “intelligence” agency as anything other than bumbling idiots after pre-Iraq intel failures is a very tough sell indeed. Guess it depends on if you view the failure as a result of bad intel or if you feel that the administrative “interpretation” of it was flawed.

Ultimate responsibility does not rest with the CIA, regardless of how much the administration wants to shift our focus. Interpretation of gathered intel and action taken thereafter rests solely with the President!

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 08:21 AM | Link to this

Hey Lucko, I love the pencils in the ceiling — great visual on this one!

By sickofsleaze

May 10, 2006 08:31 AM | Link to this

I’m sick of and fed up to the gills of our “intelligence failure” re Sept 11. The only intellgence failure was between Bush’s ears. The signs were there, Bush refused to listen. Iran is doing what any group of humans would, reacting to a threat. Bush blathered and blithered about the axis of evil for his money men. Has anyone noticed how N Korea has disappeared from the rants since Bush got the Star Wars boondoggle through? It doesn’t work any better than previously but Bush accomplished his purpose, he paid his supporters who helped buy the elections.Now he wants to line the oil men’s pockets, principall his own and Cheney’s Halliburton. Wake up Bush is playing a very dangerous game and our future is at stake. Nobody knows what nuclear horror an attack on Irans nukes would unleash on the world.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 08:47 AM | Link to this

Great toon Mike,

Yes,the pencils and the mounted bass is a nice touch.

It is true the buck stops with W but he would mistake it for a deer and mount that on the wall too.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 08:53 AM | Link to this

Check out the brain on Anne:

NO difference between the views of Iran’s president and our president - they both think god speaks directly to them. That’s the danger with ideologues who think god has given them a mission.

Let us pray.

Please God stop talking to these sick people before they nuke in your name.

Amen.

By Wild Sects

May 10, 2006 09:03 AM | Link to this

“The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance” promotes hate and ignorance!

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 09:10 AM | Link to this

I wish the MSM spent as much time parsing through the evidence that Saddam Hussein was a state sponsor of terrorism as they do analyzing jokes about fish, or whether or not the turkey served to the troops was the one they really ate.

And if I could have one wish granted today, it would be to have Seeker and Rumsfeld battle it out in a publicly broadcast debate. Few things would be more entertaining than to see him (?) squished like a bug by the man he calls an idiot and a liar.

Off the to the dentist…

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

By seekling, Jon Stewart Disciple, May 10, 2006 07:52 AM But then there’s the even more troubling matter of his utter lack of integrity. Mr. Rumsfeld’s tenure at the Pentagon has been marked by a series of misstatements he made about Iraqi weapons capability before the U.S. invasion in March 2003. Worse, Mr. Rumsfeld denies making those statements. That makes him a liar.

This is an awesome example of repetitive spastic disorder, I appreciate you putting it together for me, seekling.

Number #1 it is totally false: What do you libs think the job of the CIA is? To attend cocktail parties? Undermine the country? Here, let me help, getalife, pull your thumb out of your mouth and pay attention too: Central Intelligence Agency.

Number #2 Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense, he relies on the CIA to provide him intelligence.

Number #3 after we lose 55,000 troops and surrender, like you pinkos did in Vietnam, then maybe you can score our progress in Iraq. Until then it would be the prudent modest thing to shut your immoral mouths. Bush is doing an a-ss load better then you ever would have.

Number #4 Rumsfeld… Aaaaack… Rumsfeld…. aaaack… Rumsfeld…. aaaack.

Losers. Spastics, immature morons, socialist POS.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 09:42 AM | Link to this

By getalife May 10, 2006 08:53 AM Check out the brain on Anne: NO difference between the views of Iran’s president and our president - they both think god speaks directly to them. That’s the danger with ideologues who think god has given them a mission.

One of them is serious about getting rid of you degenerate liberals, want to guess which one?

“Those with insight,” the Iranian tells Mr. Bush, “can already hear the sounds of the shattering and fall of the ideology and thoughts of the liberal democratic systems.

He must be able to hear you stroking it.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 09:42 AM | Link to this

I am watching war vets returning their medals to W and writing letters saying they have been betrayed by our government.

That my friends is true patriotism.

By JT

May 10, 2006 09:48 AM | Link to this

A debate between Seeker & Rumsfeld. I’d go for that. Rumsfeld can defeat his opponent without the hate & insult. A dismissive smirk and confidence in his goals would get the job done.

Weaker is a “convenient mouthpiece” for the left. Stale, boring & redundant, the same way the voting public views the Democrats.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 09:51 AM | Link to this

By AntiRadical May 10, 2006 08:08 AM Ultimate responsibility does not rest with the CIA, aaack, regardless of how much the administration wants to shift our focus. aaaaack, Interpretation of gathered intel and action aaaaaack taken thereafter rests solely with the President, aaaaack!

I can just imagine, let’s see, who lied about their trip to Niger, o.k. let’s trash that, next, oh no, that guy is writing a book called Bush Sucks, aaaack so let’s put his report in the garbage, here’s the girl that sold the secret prison information to our enemies, Let’s go with what she says!

Or maybe, after a hard days work of directing the nation’s armed forces, Rumsfeld is supposed to drive to Pakistan every evening and keep an eye out for Bin Laden himself.

Is that what you spastic little liberals think?

Is that what Jon Bugs Bunny Stewart has told you? Did you learn this in your “institution of higher learning?”

By getalife

May 10, 2006 09:54 AM | Link to this

Andy,

Um W. He wants World War III and it may eliminate all of us.

Here, let me help, getalife, pull your thumb out of your mouth and pay attention. He must be able to hear you stroking it.

Republican family values?

Sheesh.

By Joe Roman

May 10, 2006 10:08 AM | Link to this

Since this forum, like most, is just each side talking past the other, I’ll repeat what I’ve said about Iran before.
If our country had an occupying army in Canada or Mexico that had pre-emptively invaded that country, do any of you think we would renounce developing nukes in order to deter that occupying army from invading America? Obviously, not in a million years. I think even Bush knows this to be the case. All our bellicose rhetoric is only facillitating a strange bedfellows alliance of Russia and Iran.
That is not something we want unless we want oil to reach $100 a barrel just as summer driving season begins. If that is what you want, I hope you enjoy spending your vacation in your backyard. Leave the Iranians alone. They may be a little crazy, but they are not insane.

By Dusty

May 10, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Well, if it were not for Andy and Buy Danish, I would think I fell into a liberal sink hole. Or should I say Stink hole?

Poor old Seeker, still hasn’t gotten any help after last night’s paranoid piece. Still ranting away a la paranoia…

Anti-Rad, our blog doctor who can’t even remember that Congress also voted to go to war with Iraq. That included Democrats who saw the same intelligence as Bush. Anti-Rad supports the troops by demonizing Rumsfeld, Secretary of Defense.

All of you spouting anti-Americanisms on a daily basis, should recognize them for what they are. Not just dissent but efforts to dismantle the government of the USA.

You make it very plain. Support for Iran, rejection of Iraq’s progress in government, and plain out lies about America’s officials.

Go talk about fish tales, cute cartoons and big ears while our president is doing the toughtest job in the world.

I am ashamed that there are Americans like you.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 10:12 AM | Link to this

By getalife May 10, 2006 09:54 AM Andy, aaaaack, Um W. He wants World War III, aaaaack, and it may eliminate all of us, aaaaack.

Well, let’s just see what happened to start World War II, The appeasement Frenchies that the pinko left loves so much looked the other way while Hitler built a massive army. Instead of preemptively attacking Germany and removing the threat, the appeasement French said stupid things like “Churchill wants to start WWII and kill us all.” By the time the appeasement French were invaded and under Hitler’s rule, most everyone was already dead. 50-100 million to be exact.

Here we are in 2006, we should be remembering that those who fail to heed history will relive it, but no, we get repetitive spastic disorder.

Long as Bugs Bunny Stewart says it’s so, then the libs are happy.

By finch

May 10, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

Dar Suck…

Thanks for reposting that anti-Rumsfeld editorial paragraph. But you didn’t highlight the most important sentence.

“Worse, Mr. Rumsfeld denies making those statements. That makes him a liar.”

Men with integrity and intelligence admit their mistakes. As for the others….

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 10:15 AM | Link to this

By Joe Roman May 10, 2006 10:08 AM That is not something we want aaaack unless we want oil to reach $100 a barrel aaaack just as summer driving season begins, aaaack.

Hey, what’s 6 million dead Jews to a liberal as long as we get cheap gas? We’ll bet Israel’s a-ss all day as long as we get our cheap oil, right Joey?

And here I thought Cheney was the greedy oil man?

By getalife

May 10, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

Andy,

I know the so called Christians want to kill as many as possible because you are scared to death.

Iraq is a repeat of Vietnam and when you do the same thing thinking there will be a different outcome, it is called insanity.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

By finch May 10, 2006 10:14 AM Dar Suck…Thanks for reposting aaaack that anti-Rumsfeld editorial paragraph. But you didn’t highlight the most important sentence, aaaack. “Worse, Mr. Rumsfeld denies aaaack making those statements. That makes him a liar, aaaaack, liar,aaaack, liar, aaaaack, liar,aaaack, liar, aaaack.” Men with integrity and intelligence admit their mistakes. As for the others…aaaack.

Either that or he told the truth, you reckon?

By Midori

May 10, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

Dusty - be careful with that looking glass.

I am ashamed that there are Americans like you.

Yeah. Sure. You’re a real “credit” to our country, aren’t you, Ms. 31%?

What’s so tough about flying around the country, attending fund raisers?

Go talk about fish tales, cute cartoons and big ears while our president is doing the toughtest job in the world.

Sure it’s not your top lip?

Well, if it were not for Andy and Buy Danish, I would think I fell into a liberal sink hole. Or should I say Stink hole?

By JT

May 10, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

getalife, You do realize that WWIII has always been a real threat. With radical leaders looking for power, influence & nuclear weapons? Before Bush, during Bush & after Bush.

Where exactly do you liberals keep your heads, and don’t give me the diplomacy crap. You’re dealing with radical leaders. It’s O.K. to give diplomacy a go, but be prepared to take action if it doesn’t work.

I’m more afraid that my children & grandchildren will have to exist under a socialist government run by the Democrats. That threat already has it’s leg up.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 10:32 AM | Link to this

People like Andy and Dusty are angry.

I would be too if I bought into W policies hook, line, and sinker.

There is no way out for them, so they keep spewing their rhetoric.

They are like the current administration, they will never admit they are wrong. They allow our troops to stay in harms way for lies.

By Joe Roman

May 10, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

It’s no wonder he who posts with an entire sentence for a name rambles on about issues never raised. I’ve never seen clearer case of A.D.D. Ahmadinejad knows the easiest way to yank our chain and get international attention is to rant about Israel. Attacking Iran will not bring the six million back to life. It does, however, give our resident sanctimonious numbskull reason go into his Pharisee act. There is no argument to counter self-righteousness. We can only roll our eyes. We live in a real world, AJC. Fantasy Island is just an old television show. It is not a very good political strategy.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

By getalife May 10, 2006 10:20 AM Andy, I know the so called Christians, aaaack, Christians, aaaack, Christians, aaaaack want to kill as many as possible because you are scared to death. (Say what?) Iraq is a repeat of Vietnam and when you do the same thing thinking there will be a different outcome, it is called insanity, aaaack.

getalife: Iraq is Arabic, Vietnam is Oriental. Iraq was started (major combat escalation) by a Republican, Vietnam by a pinko. Iraq has cost 2450 American lives, Vietnam has cost 58,000. We have Iraq all but won, We had Vietnam all but won.

Here’s the big difference: There are no pinkos in government anymore like there was in 1975. That means we are not going to abandon our allies to the mass murderers. Like I said, big difference.

(Sorry about the no mass murderer part, I know you socialists are licking your chops, too bad, this one ain’t going to end that way.)

By getalife

May 10, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

JT,

World War III should be avoided at all costs not promoted like W is trying to do.

Why do y’all want to kill so bad? Are you really that scared?.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 10:45 AM | Link to this

By Joey Roman May 10, 2006 10:35 AM Attacking Iran will not bring the six million back to life. It does, aaaack, however, give our resident sanctimonious numbskull reason go into his Pharisee act, aaaack, Christian, aaaack.

I’m talking about the 6 million living in Israel right now, bonehead.

So this must be information Bugs Bunny Stewart gave you from his crystal ball, eh, that Iran’s Prez Imawhackjob is only joking? Or can you just tell, him being a fellow kook and all?

By The Daily Lie w/ Jon Stewart

May 10, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

SEC. RUMSFELD: Not at all. If you think — let me take that, both pieces — the area in the south and the west and the north that coalition forces control is substantial. It happens not to be the area where weapons of mass destruction were dispersed. We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.

Second, the [audio glitch] facilities, there are dozens of them, it’s a large geographic area. It is the — Answar Al-Islam group has killed a lot of Kurds. They are tough. And our forces are currently in there with the Kurdish forces, cleaning the area out, tracking them down, killing them or capturing them and they will then begin the site exploitation. The idea, from your question, that you can attack that place and exploit it and find out what’s there in fifteen minutes.

I would also add, we saw from the air that there were dozens of trucks that went into that facility after the existence of it became public in the press and they moved things out. They dispersed them and took them away. So there may be nothing left. I don’t know that. But it’s way too soon to know. The exploitation is just starting.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

Joe Roman,

It is fun showing Andy and his buddies true colors.

It is yellow like the liquid running down their legs.

These poor people are scared to death.

By deatkin

May 10, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

The libs and pinko’s surrendered in VietNam? I thought Nixon and Kissinger ran the war the last three or four years! History get away from the GOP ers.Why dont you all go back to keeping it simple and do Greneda again!

By finch

May 10, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

JT,

“I’m more afraid that my children & grandchildren will have to exist under a socialist government run by the Democrats.”

And that’s your biggest fear?? In an age of terrorists, energy problems and an incompetent government, that’s your #1 problem??

You’ve got a problem.

By Joe Roman

May 10, 2006 10:58 AM | Link to this

It is fun, isn’t it, getalife? It’s also fun how metaphors just materialize as we type sometimes. I don’t know if you missed it, but the other day I came up with one i liked so much I think I’ll repeat it today. Have you ever noticed how the wingnuts paint themselves into a corner with an issue and then try to change the subject while they wait for the paint to dry? The problem is watching pain dry is really boring. Have you checked out the latest polling numbers? The only four people who still approve of Bush are on this forum!

By finch

May 10, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Just for fun, and because I like it when the wing-nuts go ballistic, let’s reprise seeker’s wonderful, sarcastic post from last night:

“The Islamofascists are waging a propaganda and psychological campaign of sublime effectiveness, all the more effective because those infidel Americans just don’t see it! Osama bin Laden is pleased.”

(You’ll have to click the link for the meat of her/his wit. But here’s the fun conclusion!)

“Osama is playing US fears like a violin. He’s loving every minute of it as he plots his next deadly attack, knowing that his enemy still refuses to see the forest for the trees. He may be shuttling from stone hut to cave in Tora Bora, but his satellite phones and Internet links keep his tiny ‘band of brothers’ humming like a well oiled machine. His well timed video and audio manifestos inflame this wasteful panic.”

“He and his comrades watch. And wait.”

“And smile.”

JR, you should like this. Seeker isn’t linking to anyoone.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 11:16 AM | Link to this

Joe Roman,

I call it ABF (Ain’t Blogging Fun) for the resident blog teacher Buy Danish.

By JT

May 10, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

finch, Bush is handling the terrorists. I know you don’t want to recognize that but…

I would have put a bet on rising energy costs with or without Iraq. Global supply & demand my friend.

An all powerful socialist, followed by communist government under the Democrats? Hell yea! That one scares me. It’s already proven to be a failure for the people in France and everywhere else it’s taken hold.

And by the way, the voting public views the Democrats as incompetent. Their own constituency views them as incompetent, ineffective and clueless.

I’ll take your post to mean that socialism is O.K. with you.

By Dizty

May 10, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

Lets all recite the Pledge Of Allegiance.

By candide

May 10, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

Bush is quoted as wanting his brother Jeb to run for president. Aren’t two idiot Bushes in the White House enough?

By Life-time ATL citizen

May 10, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

Let’s put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for dinner and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

So, that’s what they decided to do. The ten men ate dinner in the restaurant every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve. “Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily meal by $20.” Dinner for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were unaffected. They would still eat for free. But what about the other six men - the paying customers? How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to eat their meal. So the restaurant owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).

The seventh now paid $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).

The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).

The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).

The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to eat for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got a dollar out of the $20,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got $10!” “Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more than me!”

“That’s true!!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison. “We didn’t get anything at all. The system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for dinner, so the nine sat down and ate without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

By Wild Sects

May 10, 2006 11:31 AM | Link to this

I must admit, these are happy days for me. The GOP’s popularity is going down like a crack-whore on a dealer. The Party of Lincoln is choking on its own hubris. The ideas they have are all stagnant and their speeches vapid. What are their ideas lately….. throw money at the problem. Whether its Iraq or high gas prices, spend, spend, spend our way out of it. At the same time these simpletons keep trying to cut taxes (essentially turning the Nanny State on its head, making the poor subsidize the rich), always thinking that will somehow save them and their party. As median incomes fall and the American citizen is further and further into debt, the concept of “Trickle-Down” economics has been thoroughly debunked, yet they hold on to it as if it’s a fundamental economic fact. I think that’s the GOP’s biggest problem these days, they can not separate fact from fiction. Even worse, they embrace fiction as fact and have been trying to peddle it to our citizens for 5+ years. The People are sick of it and they’ll hear their voices in November….

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

Y’all help me out here: Who was it that said “we know where the weapons are— they’re in Tikrit and Baghdad…” Was that Rummy or George Tenet speaking? Who was it that said “we know for certain there’s a link between OBL and Saddam Hussein” — was that Darth Vader Cheney or Rummy? Who was it that said “the Iraqi oil will pay for the war!” — was that Darth Vader or Rummy or W? Who was it that said “we’ll be greeted as liberators…” — was that Darth Vader or W? Who was it that said “Mission Impossible!” — or wait, I mean “Mission accomplished!” I get all of these lying evil-doers confused — my head is spinning from all of the spin!

By Joe Roman

May 10, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

Thanks, finch. Maybe ‘true believers’ just don’t know how to do sarcasm, but I think there is some honest truth behind Seeker’s hysteria. I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever. He’s turned our country inside/out, and he waited until we had exactly the kind of leadership in place that would react exactly the way he wanted them to react.
I’d be willing to bet the farm-if I had one-that we will never see another terrorist attack on the scale of 9/11 by bin Laden and/or al Qaida as constituted then or now.
Sure, a copy cat is always possible, but I doubt any wannabe outfit has the necessary funding. There was a documentary I saw not long ago that provided an analogy to what I feel will be the sad legacy of all this hysteria. It was about the leftist terror organizations in Europe like Bader-Meinhoff and the Red Brigades. All the death and destruction they perpetrated and all the fear and violence they provoked in response were for absolutely nothing in the end.
Years from now, the same will be said of 9/11…….and the “war on terror”.

By JT

May 10, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

I think it’s the “thorns” on those Bush’s that bother you liberals.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

By deatkin May 10, 2006 10:47 AM The libs and pinko’s surrendered in VietNam? I thought Nixon and Kissinger ran the war the last three or four years! History get away from the GOP ers.

My history book has Nixon resigning in 1974 and the democratically controlled Congress voting to eliminate assistance to Vietnam in 1975.

You must have went to a pinko school, you reckon?

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Oh, and another one: who was it that said “slam dunk!”? They’re all liars and they deserve to be tried in The Hague. Pronto!

By Tom H.

May 10, 2006 11:37 AM | Link to this

What a bunch of loony left posts here today (and they think they represent 69% of America, what a joke!!). Osama would be smiling with you if he was able to read the liberal idiocy posted on this board.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

I rest my case:

By Joe Roman May 10, 2006 11:34 AM Thanks, finch. I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

Brilliance, eh? I know exactly what I’m dealing with now. You liberals should all be so proud of yourselves.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

Goldie: George Tenet’s ‘Slam-Dunk’ Into the History Books

Before the libs get a chance to rewrite history:

With President Clinton’s appointment yesterday of George Tenet as his next DCI-designate, however, there appears some danger that the system will not work the next time around. This nomination reflects, above all, an understandable desire on the part of the President and the Intelligence Committee — on both sides of the aisle — quickly to fill the vacancy at the Central Intelligence Agency and to put the rancor engendered by the last nominee behind them.

Bugs Bunny Stewart will never, never interview George Tenet, believe me.

By Joe Roman-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By RE

May 10, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

More insanity from the GWB supporting fringe element in society. The tinfoil hat department is now trying to link 9-11 to iran’s president, anyone who disagrees with GWB to communists and maoists, and trying to smear any politician with a D after thier name.

It is not working anymore, the US has been exploited by the fear and anger tactics of the GOP for long enough to be tired of it now. The GOP has had a proven record of failure, incompetance, and dishonesty in it’s 5 years or total control.

Someone change the tinfoil diaper on the whiny one. And get him some lithium

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

RE: Gosh, the deep thoughtful originality of your post was just so stunning. I mean, we’ve never heard any of that before, it was just like wild sects, all fresh and new. And you two provided so many links to back up your wild claims.

Just all so believable.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

Andy,

You are not guilty due to insanity.

Your case was closed a long time ago.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

Boy, you W sympathizers on this blog have really got it bad… remember to hold your nose as the ship goes down!

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

Men with integrity and intelligence admit their mistakes. As for the others….

Finch,

I’m still waiting for the countries, names, dates of all the countries who you claim knew the intelligence on Iraq was wrong, with the single exception of the dim bulb George Bush and his poodle, Tony Blair.

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 12:01 PM | Link to this

JoRo: 9/11 was a massive intelligence failure. Bush was told in August, 2001 at Crawford, Texas (He was on vacation) that Bin Laden was planning to ram American buildings with airplanes. Bush did what Bush does: Nothing. The rest is history; and, if you’re a Bush-Brownnoser: Spin and photo-op. It is a sad time for America. But, I am confident we can turn this around.

By Ralph Reed

May 10, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

Linda Schrenko just pleaded guilty, sentenced to EIGHT years!

I HATE the liberal media.

By Tom Daschle (D-SD) ret

May 10, 2006 12:03 PM | Link to this

Why doesn’t anybody remember me? I was the majority leader in the Senate from 2001-2003 keeping those rascally republicans from having control, but all I ever hear is that republicans have had full control for over five years. Is it because I sucked and got kicked out of office that you libs pretend I never existed?

By finch

May 10, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

“I’m still waiting for the countries, names, dates of all the countries who you claim knew the intelligence on Iraq was wrong, with the single exception of the dim bulb George Bush and his poodle, Tony Blair.”

You’ve answered your own question. The list is made up of all the countries that didn’t support the Bush/Blair invasion.

It’s too long to post.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

goldie: Breath into a paper bag please, I know the truth hurts but I don’t want to be responsible if you pass out or something.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

All those drowning rats going down with the good ship lollipop… or rathter, the good ship W-pop!

By truthman

May 10, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

Esp to AJC Promotes Hate…

Don’t you have job, angry, white man?

You must not be giving your employer a good day’s work because you’re always yapping about how you and the neo-cons are such victims.

As a white man, I can say with certainty that you are an embarrassment and you embody the reason the rest of the world thinks we’re a bunch of crooks and liars.

By rushncap

May 10, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

I love the Big Mouth Billy Bass behind Bush! It is so perfect! Amazing.

P.S. No, I’m normally not a fan of alliteration.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

geatlife: Breath into a paper bag, please. I know the truth hurts but I don’t want to be responsible if you pass out or something.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By JT

May 10, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

I can’t go before saying this.

We can all rest easy now….Daniel has everything under control without any facts. Daniel’s solution, do nothing. It’ll all go away.

And yes, I’m laughing.

By Ralph Reed

May 10, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

Meanwhile, Queen Pinko apologizes for another failed corrupt school administrator just like Linda Schrenko, liberal hypocrisy abounds, as usual:

The federal investigation into financial mismanagement at Morris Brown College has ended with a guilty plea from former president Dolores Cross. At 69, the educator faces the prospect of prison time.

Sadly, she deserves it. While she pleaded guilty to just one count of embezzlement, her crimes were of consequence. Not only did she virtually destroy a historically black college already hovering on the brink of bankruptcy — the college has lost its accreditation and is down to 44 students — but she may have also damaged the credit ratings of countless young adults.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Thanks for caring but I am fine.

I do worry about you and your mental health though.

The wanker is really you and is creepy.

By finch

May 10, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

“By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.”

Suck… why do you keep posting this?? All you’re doing is showing that Joe Roman, and seeker are right.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

truthman: Are you a failure? Are you so inept at your own life that success of others angers you? Are you a blog nanny looking for someone to scold? Does your wife still beat you?

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

Speaking of WWIII.

Last week, Bernard Lewis, America’s dean of Islamic studies who just turned 90 and remembers the 20th century well, confessed that for the first time he feels it is 1938 again. He did not need to add that in 1938, in the face of the gathering storm — a fanatical, aggressive, openly declared enemy of the West, and most determinedly of the Jews — the world did nothing.

When Iran’s mullahs acquire their coveted nukes in the next few years, the number of Jews in Israel will just be reaching 6 million. Never again?

Getalife,

Have you confirmed whether or not the fish that Bush joked about was a Nile perch or an ordinary perch? Apparently it’s of utmost importance to you, ML, MSNBC, Michael Moore and many others.

There are 472,000 Google links available on the subject, and MSNBC even has a poll!

Glad you all have your priorities straight.

By JT

May 10, 2006 12:19 PM | Link to this

Hell, one of my posts disappeared.

I’ll be revealing my age here, but everytime I see Goldie on the board, I can’t help but think of “Laugh-In”.

What was it Goldie Hawn used to say from her cage? SOCK IT TO ME!

Out till later.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

finch,

The list is too long to post? Baloney.

I want to see actual statements from government leaders that Hussein did not pose a threat, and specifically that there were no WMDs.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

BD,

It was a 7.5 pound large mouth bass and he was joking.

I think.

By Dizty

May 10, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

Unbelievable.

By Midori

May 10, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

Glad you all have your priorities straight.

Like your priority for 8 years was what Clinton’s p*** looked like.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this

RE,

If someone acts as a spokesman for a N.I.O.N., a communist group, at the very least that would tend to link that person to the group’s agenda, wouldn’t it?

Or is there some aspect of N.I.O.N.’s agenda that is so magnificent that all the Maoist-Communist stuff can be discarded as irrelevant, or a mere inconvenience?

By getalife

May 10, 2006 12:35 PM | Link to this

Putin calls W a liar.

They care more about their own interest than Democracy.

Ouch!

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

gal: They are on the dole, aren’t they?

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Have you read the Articles of Impeachment? Anything in there about Clinton’s P*rick?

By getalife

May 10, 2006 12:43 PM | Link to this

Daniel,

Yes, I think so.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 12:47 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Phew! I’m glad that has been straightened out.

By RE

May 10, 2006 12:52 PM | Link to this

Help me out here BD, put your tinfoil hat on nice and snug and tell me how chairman Mao,who is dead, is going to benefit from rumsfeld being replaced. Or how about how communism is going to be helped in some way by rumsfeld being replaced. Communism in general, anything. Tell me how it all works, and please, in your own words, not some whackjob seminews service.

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

RE: You’re wasting your time. BD is stuck in 1952.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 01:01 PM | Link to this

Well BD,

If you read the whole interview it shows W is nuttier than a fruit cake.

“Isn’t that interesting”, is what I am talking about. Check out what he says about George Washington.

By RE

May 10, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this

These fringe group crazies are really getting desperate lately. The rhetoric has picked up and is all over the place now. I think so far, from the tinfoil hat crew, the reasons to go to war with Iran are:

Building Nuclear weapons (They got that one right)

The are trying to bring back communism

Amadminjad is the recreation of Hitler and he will take over france

He plotted 9-11 (didn’t they use that one last time?)

I am waiting for more of thier crazy rants

By Dizty

May 10, 2006 01:09 PM | Link to this

Unamericano.

Think about it.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

Hey all of you W sympathizers— I’ve got a couple of questions for you… are you familiar with the “Project for a new American century”, the blueprint for our invasion of Iraq since about 1994? So how IS that project coming along these days? How do you ever get any sleep at night?

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

RE,

Communists (or committed Socialists and Anti-Globalists), which despite Daniels silly claims to the contrary, still exist.

Their aim is to weaken America and it’s institutions. They are constantly nipping away, using Political Correctness, multi-culturalism, college professors, hinderences to progress like wacko environmentalistm - all sorts of tools which destroy the fabric of our country, and the nature of debate. They can’t launch a full-fledged violent revolution, so they accomplish the same goals, although it takes patience.

When they attack people like Rumsfeld through a useful idiot in the guise of an ex CIA agent, they are trying to weaken America through propaganda. Who in the MSM reported that McGovern is a leftwing kook?, not just a former spook? Just about zero.

It’s really pretty simple, I don’t know why you have so much trouble grasping it.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 01:19 PM | Link to this

By RE May 10, 2006 01:05 These fringe group crazies, aaaack, are really getting desperate lately, aaaaack. The rhetoric has picked up, aaaack, and is all over the place now. I think so far, from the tinfoil hat crew, the reasons to go to war, aaaaack, with Iran are:

He said he would waste Israel at the first available opportunity?

Not good enough for the “nuanced” crowd?

Leading exporter of terror in the world?

You libs want to keep the terror flowing?

By getalife

May 10, 2006 01:27 PM | Link to this

Andy,

What the hell is this?:

aaaaack

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

BD: Ray McGovern is a great American patriot! You, au contraire, are a bloviating dope. “…all sorts of tools which destroy the fabric of our country..” This defines your stupidity. McGovern asked a question. Bush, on the other hand, has our nation 9 trillion in debt to GUESS WHO: the godless chinese communists! They are our bankers! It’s really time you turned off your computer and took your nap. George W. Bush is a greater threat to our nation than and terrorist. He will raise the debt ceiling to over ten trillion before he’s done. Name one promise Bsuh has kept. Anyone. Just one. (There’s your answer)

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

goldie: Are you aware that you have been brainwashed by a bunch of feminists who’s goal is to rid the world of American power? That your whole world view is based on a bunch of fake made up politically correct notions?

By rushncap

May 10, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

Man, you’re right Daniel, she really is stuck in 1952. It’s amusing, like discovering one of those lost tribes of the Amazon who still use flint weapons to hunt. Danish should be studied, and have her own spread in National Geographic.

By Let's Repost THIS All Day

May 10, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

Andy (AKA Liberals Suck And Lie, AJC Promotes Hate And Racism, etc.): 2/18 (10:24p) Referring to N GA’s disabled daughter: “I’ll come by to help your daughter later, Sissy, after you fallen into a drunken stupor. She needs a real man, anyway.; 4/26 (10:04a) “Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restitution. They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.”

By getalife

May 10, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

Hey Mike, I finally found the pro Bush idea for a cartoon you have been looking for.

By finch

May 10, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

Danish,

Communists (or committed Socialists and Anti-Globalists), which despite Daniels silly claims to the contrary, still exist.

That’s right. They still exist. For 85 years they have existed. In all that time, they get about 5% of the vote. Maybe 7%. They are losers. Perennial losers. Americans have always known that.

Why aren’t you losing sleep over the REAL threats to our USA?? Not socialists or communists. Not Iraq. Not Saddam. It’s the Bush administration. And it’s ignorance of that handful of nuts described so accurately by seeker as the most dangerous foe we’ve ever faced.

“Osama’s reading the posts here from the reactionary paranoids. He’s smiling the smile of a vicious freak who sees his enemy eating itself alive with widespread panic and paranoia.”

Loser.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this

By getalife May 10, 2006 01:27 PM Andy,aaaack, What the hell is this? :aaaaack

repetitive spastic disorder

By Let’s Repost THIS All Day May 10, 2006 01:32 PM

Thanks for reminding me, I forgot:

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

This was not from a name jacking wanker liberal like “mine” is.

By Oh The Humanity

May 10, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

ORLANDO, Fla. - President Bush suggested Wednesday that he’d like to see his family’s White House legacy continue, perhaps with his younger brother Jeb as the chief executive.

Oh the humanity! Oh the humanity.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this

Last June Conyers commandeered a basement conference room in the Capitol to stage a mock hearing into impeachment charges over the Iraq war. “[Conyers] banged a large wooden gavel and got the other lawmakers to call him ‘Mr. Chairman,’” recounted Washington Post reporter Dana Milbank. “He liked that so much that he started calling himself ‘the chairman’ and spouted other chairmanly phrases, such as ‘unanimous consent’ and ‘without objection so ordered.’”

“As luck would have it,” Milbank wryly noted, “all four of the witnesses agreed that President Bush lied to the nation and was guilty of high crimes…. Conyers was having so much fun that he ignored aides’ entreaties to end the session. ‘At the next hearing,’ [Conyers] told his colleagues, ‘we could use a little subpoena power.’ That brought the house down.”

One of the “witnesses” for this show trial, not so coincidentally, was Ray McGovern, the ex-CIA briefing officer turned left-wing activist who turned up in Atlanta last week at a public speech by Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. During the question and answer period, McGovern, who has adopted a number of left-wing causes and was a John Kerry supporter, seized the microphone to repeatedly demand that Rumsfeld admit to “lies” about weapons of mass destruction and other issues.

Nutcase liberals.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By RE

May 10, 2006 01:56 PM | Link to this

I just read the GWB interview with the German mag as well. I gotta give him benefit of the doubt on the Washington quote, I think what he is saying is not that it is interesting he read three books (surprising, maybe) but that three books on Washington were written in the last year. Meaning that it takes a long time to debate the merits of a presidency, and a final answer is never really reached.

But he keeps going on about the rug. Man it’s like captain Queege had the ball bearings and Bush has his Rug. Scary

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

Hey The AJC Promotes… change the subject again! I asked you some direct questions about your love of W and War… go ahead, tell us all about your War Fantasies, like the PNAC.

By Craig

May 10, 2006 02:07 PM | Link to this

One thing that becomes more and more obvious as you read here is that finch is seeker. Nobody and I mean NOBODY can come up with the same repetitive idiotic rants and then kiss each others backsides over them the way those “two” can.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this

Dear Goldie: Once upon a time, the World Trade Center was attacked out of the blue by some crazy Islamic terrorists hellbent on returning the Earth to allah. Bush and the neocons, up to this point in time, may have been laying awake at night dreaming about invading the rest of the world, but they had not yet done anything about it.

Since then we have wasted the Taliban, a delightful little group of jihadists who would have loved having you pinkos around had we not killed all of them, and, based on evidence presented to us by France, Britain, The CIA, Colin Powell, Bill Clinton, John Kerry and the United States Congress we invaded and disarmed a madman dictator who was feeding his populace into shredding machines feet first. Say what you will about WMD, but the next guy in line at the shredding machine when we invaded is eternally grateful to us.

He’s not France but hey.

Anything else I can help you with?

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By Midori

May 10, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

Craig,

you may be surprised to read this, but Finch doesn’t play immature stupid games like that.

Unlike our resident wing nut, nut case Andy.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 02:33 PM | Link to this

Yes, Andy is the wanker.

He gave himself away when he posted under other names with Joe Roman’s comment in bold.

He is one sick puppy.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

Equally amazing as the 31% in the polls who are delusional and clinging to a broken presidency are the 25% who say that they approve of the leaders in Congress… WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!!!

A half-billion $$$ already spent in Iraq, 2400+ dead Americans, 50,000+ dead Iraqis (3500 of them are dead Iraqi policemen!), and still no electricity for more than 3 hours/day in Iraq… and they’ve bankrupted America with their tax cuts for the top 1% THREE TIMES ALREADY… China owns us now… and you W sympathizers are pleased with this rubber-stamp Congress? Where the h*ll’s your patriotism? Or did you relinquish your brain entirely when you drank that Kool-Aid they gave you at your war-planning meetings? SHAME, SHAME, SHAME!

By finch

May 10, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Truth be told, I’m flattered!

And all this time I thought I was you. Or Joe Roman. Or getalife. Maybe RE??

Must be those Ambien pills. Snicker. I’m here all the time, 20 hours a day, switching identities like… ummm… ANDY!

Truth be told, I do miss RW. The only “wingnut” here with a dash of common sense. And a sense of humor.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

RE,

Scary indeed.

I think he lost it when he saw images of 9/11.

Poor guy needs treatment and I hope they figure it out very soon.

By RE

May 10, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

RW usually does have a little common sense, but lately I think he has become more irrational. Must be that sense of doom the W supporters have as they are relagated to fringe group status

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this

Excuse me — correction: that’s a half-TRILLION $$$ spent already in Iraq. And they still don’t have their water and electricity everyday. But somebody’s sure reaping the dough over there, yes?

By RE

May 10, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

George Bush has just confirmed the nomination of Andy to lead the 142nd keyboard kommando squad taked with protecting the internet from liberal bias. to quote GWB:

He’s the right man—at this critical moment—in our nation’s history.

By Ralph Reed

May 10, 2006 02:43 PM | Link to this

getalife: No one gets anything by you, well except for the liberals, they have you all bent out of shape.

It isn’t healthy to be so obsessed with one man, keeping one eye on CNN’s wacko anti American coverage all day long, foaming when they discuss BUSH! and anything he does.

You’ve become a rowbutt.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By George

May 10, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

Sorry, Andy is a legend in his own mind and only posts what the voices in his head tell him to post.

By finch

May 10, 2006 02:50 PM | Link to this

RE,

“But he keeps going on about the rug. Man it’s like captain Queege had the ball bearings and Bush has his Rug. Scary”

Yes. Very scary.

RW’s on vacation for the next week or two.

At least that’s what his blog says.

We’ll see what’s up when he gets back.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 02:53 PM | Link to this

Thanks Andy,

Right now I do have on CNN but jamming to the local alternative Rock station.

Now, stop wanking.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 02:56 PM | Link to this

Listen to the resident psychotics: One of my golden rules in dealing with liberals is when they accuse someone of doing something wrong, you can bet your as-s it’s them who’s doing it. It’s that blog nanny that’s inbred into a pinko, they clear their own conscience by ragging the whole world:

By Goldie May 10, 2006 02:34 PM Equally amazing as the 31% in the polls who are delusional and clinging to a broken presidency are the 25% who say that they approve of the leaders in Congress… WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!!!

Let’s see, freedom in the Middle East, a roaring economy which is setting me up for a very early retirement, China is selling us goods at a cut rate price which is increasing our net worth, slowly but steadily we are driving all the liberals out of government.

Life is good, I’m not a hysterical liberal, you will never see me running through the streets screaming about anything, not to mention everything like you liberals do.

You can keep your hysterics, your depression, your rage and your anger.

Enjoy it!

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

The “Project for a new American century” — Rummy, Darth Vader Cheney, Perle, Kristof, etc. — those d*ckheads have been foaming at the mouth to occupy Iraq since 1994… they even “named” their criminal organization! And they decided the best way to invade Iraq was to make-up all those lies to tell the American people after September 11th. It’s just criminal what they’ve done…

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 03:00 PM | Link to this

And I never got an answer to “how IS that project coming along these days?”

Big success, all of your war-planning since 1994, yes?

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

finch, RE, Daniel, the bunch of you,

I did make a big error in my post. I should have just said “The Left”. An army of little nipping ducks, with nothing to offer but criticism and hindsight.

All told you make up the vast majority of the Democratic Party which not the measly 5% that Finch cites. And when they make up virtually 100% of the professors at college campuses, feeding their anti-american bilge to our wide-eyed youth, they can insidiously accomplish more than votes, or revolutions can hope to manage.

You are all still alive and kicking doing all the things I described. Marching away in your stupid peace marches, keeping some useless species of fruit fly alive so things refineries can’t be built, insisting that we let all sorts of people who hate this country immigrate here because of “diversity”, defining us into whining groups with endless demands and grievances -by our sex, ethnicity,or religion, instead of just being Americans like it used to be. Telling us that we’re fascists and NAZIs because we don’t want cede to your every demand for some new right, usually to behave badly.

Weaken us enough, blast away at Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld, spread the news through the MSM all over the world that “America sucks!” and pretty soon people like the Iranian nutcase have the confidence and courage to take us on. Bin Laden got that message decades ago. And the beautiful part about it? You get to blame it on Bush!

Hey, I do have a new slogan for you all:

Peace through annihilation

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 03:07 PM | Link to this

Hey Goldie,

Maybe you can tell all of us what the motive was? Okay? Let all of us hear your brilliant theories of why Cheney and Rumsfeld would want to invade Iraq for NO REASON.

Moron.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 03:08 PM | Link to this

By Goldie May 10, 2006 02:57 PM The “Project for a new American century” — Rummy, Darth Vader Cheney, Perle, Kristof, etc. — those dckheads have been foaming at the mouth to occupy Iraq since 1994… they even “named” their criminal organization!*

Yes! They even brainwashed Bill Clinton!

STATEMENT BY THE PRESIDENT

Today I am signing into law H.R. 4655, the “Iraq Liberation Act of 1998.” This Act makes clear that it is the sense of the Congress that the United States should support those elements of the Iraqi opposition that advocate a very different future for Iraq than the bitter reality of internal repression and external aggression that the current regime in Baghdad now offers.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

Once upon a time, the World Trade Center was attacked out of the blue by some crazy Islamic terrorists hellbent on returning the Earth to allah.

And that’s exactly why we should have kept our resources in Afghanistan and caught OBL — you know, cut off the head of the snake and all. Instead, we’ve wasted lives and resources on Iraq, all because of some neo-con d*ckheads’ DREAM of occupying that land! And the TALIBAN is alive and well again in Afghanistan… boy, that was really a brilliant move going into Iraq, yes?

By Dusty

May 10, 2006 03:14 PM | Link to this

Honestly, this blog has turned into Anti-American Fantasy land for liberals. You don’t even have to buy a ticket.

The Liberal Liars Booth hands out free lies —take your pick. Iraq War, Iran Non- War, Rumsfeld Ripoffs, Haliburton Hoopla, Presidential Popoffs,amd Bush Baloney. You can get any flavor you want. Big servings. Nuts come with it.

The Fantasy Freak Show, well, take your pick of the liberals here. They are out every day performing with their limited abilities to please any living thing they can find, usually each other.

When elections start, the Anti-American Fantasy Land will be CLOSED. Turns out it was a total failure. AMERICANS do not like liberal lies or freaks. They want straight-forward honest Americans who don’t mind saying they LOVE and CHERISH this country and ACT like they do.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

Like I said, BIG SUCCESS in Iraq now, huh? President Clinton certainly made his feelings known about what weapons he THOUGHT Saddam may have possessed. He never wasted any American lives over what he THOUGHT MAY BE TRUE. He was a smart man… nothing like what we’ve got now!

BIG SUCCESS IN IRAQ NOW, huh?

By Joe Roman

May 10, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

Wow. Thanks to AJC, I’m getting more publicity than Jennifer Anniston. The best part is I’m a better actress, and I’m a guy!

By getalife

May 10, 2006 03:26 PM | Link to this

Check out the rage on the wingnuts.

The rants are getting longer causing foam floods on this blog.

Methinks Goldie struck a nerve with the truth.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 03:26 PM | Link to this

I like this, the only time these “brave” liberals have enough courage to attack RW is when he’s on vacation:

By RE May 10, 2006 02:38 PM RW usually does have a little common sense, but lately I think he has become more irrational. Must be that sense of doom the W supporters have as they are relagated to fringe group status

And they tell us that we’re scared.

It’s a psycho wonderland in here.

We got Goldielocks running around with her knickers in a twist about the Taliban and some neocon think tank that only she knows about.

getalife has his panties in a wad about Rootin Tootin Putin and his former empire Rooskie.

We got finch all freaked out about caveman Osama, aaaack, Osama, aaaack, Osama, aaaack.

It’s a damn zoo.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

Bin Laden is ONE person. He needed to be stopped years ago.

What about the rest of them? The ones on active duty in Syria? Iran? Indonesia? The banlieues of Paris? England? South America? Mexico?

Note the alliance between Chavez and Morales and Castro with…Al Qaida. All sharing their dirty bathwater together.

Finch,

I haven’t forgotten. Where are those quotes from all world leaders that Hussein was not a threat? So far you haven’t given me ONE. Oh, if they come from bribed countries like France, Germany or Russia, I will be less inclined to take them seriously, but I’d like to see them anyhow.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

Goldie,

Clinton left office just before 9/11. One would hope that he would have responded more aggressively after that event.

I hate to remind you that he didn’t do squat when he was in office, except give voice to the fact that Hussein was a threat.

P.S. They have some new letters from Al Qaeda about Iraq. They say they’re losing. Ha!

By Lord Help Us

May 10, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Dustmite:

It appears you are almost as delusional as the ‘deranged moron.’ This excerpt from the latest NYT/CBS poll is particularly sobering for the wingnut faithful:

I’d like you to compare the way things are going in the United States today to the way they were going six years ago before George W. Bush became president. Generally would you say things are going better today, worse today, or about the same as they were going six years ago before George W. Bush became president? QUESTION ASKED OF HALF OF THE RESPONDENTS: Better 14%, Worse 68%, Same 16%, DK/NA 2%

It’s The Competence, Stupid!!

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

What about the rest of them? The ones on active duty in Syria? Iran? Indonesia? The banlieues of Paris? England? South America? Mexico?

Interesting that you don’t even bother to list IRAQ… never had a connection to Al Qaeda, right? At least you’re in agreement that our occupation of Iraq is a total waste — and criminal, too!

By RE

May 10, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

Wow, I agree with Dusty:

They want straight-forward honest Americans who don’t mind saying they LOVE and CHERISH this country and ACT like they do

And that is why the GOP with all of its corruption will be out of power in November. The dream of the GOP, having control over all branches of government, has turned into a nightmare for the USA. Irresponsible fiscally, nepotism, cronyism, and bribary. That is the legacy of the GOP conquest. Our country will not put the Dems back in power because they have better leadership or ideas, but because they have learned not to trust any politician. They want balance and oversight more than any one ideology. The GOP has shown itself to not punish it’s own, and GWB is the exapmle of the concept that loyalty trumps all other values, including competance and honesty. The GOP has no ideas and can now only try to create frightening images to woo back voters, but it will not be enough

By Scooter

May 10, 2006 03:47 PM | Link to this

Gotta love the “we make America appear to be a Paper Tiger” liberals who still insist we should have trusted a corrupt UN to disarm Saddam after 13 years of deception. Not to mention that if the intelligent liberals actually read the Kay and Duelfer Reports for themselves, they would have seen that Saddam was mastering dual use technology and manipulating Oil for Food so he could end sanctions and resume production.

They sure can display “polls” of people who are informed by “objective” media.

By Dusty

May 10, 2006 03:47 PM | Link to this

Lord Help Us,

Oh I am so afraid!!!Another poll!!!Oh, the liberals are winning. The sky is falling. The polls! The polls!!

Lordy, why don’t you think for yourself once in a while? The only thing liberals can “win” is polls. When election time comes, CONSERVATIVES WIN.

By finch

May 10, 2006 03:50 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

“Let all of us hear your brilliant theories of why Cheney and Rumsfeld would want to invade Iraq for NO REASON.”

Sure they had a reason. Ego. Oh, money and privilege had a place in the choir, but it’s ego. Simple as that. Like Louis XVI, Napoleon, Stalin, Mao, Shah Reza Pahlavi, and so on, they want to be king of the dung heap. Big fish in a little pond. Ego.

The Iraq war wasn’t about vanquishing Islamofascist terrorism. If the Bush administration really cared, Army Rangers would be blitzing Tora Bora, roasting Bin Laden on a spit. The US would be weaning itself from the Saudi oil addiction (bioenergy) and telling the Wahhabis to shove it. The Iraq war is all about macho vengeance and my gun’s bigger than yours.

Dusty,

“When elections start, the Anti-American Fantasy Land will be CLOSED. Turns out it was a total failure. AMERICANS do not like liberal lies or freaks. They want straight-forward honest Americans who don’t mind saying they LOVE and CHERISH this country and ACT like they do.”

I’ll agree with your last sentence. Americans do want straight-forward honest leaders who don’t mind saying they LOVE and CHERISH this country and ACT like they do.

Which is why the Bushbots are looking at what Ronald Reagan so kindly called “the dustbin of history”.

By Lord Help Us

May 10, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

14% Dustmite, 14 measly %

That’s how many of you delusional morons think we’re better off now than when we had acompetent administration 6 years ago.

You are Toast!

It’s The Competence, STUPID!!

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

Lordy, why don’t you think for yourself once in a while? The only thing liberals can “win” is polls. When election time comes, CONSERVATIVES WIN.

Like 1992?

You’re confused — and pretty scared, too, huh? You should be!

By RE

May 10, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

Conservatives seem to win more often when diabold counts the votes

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 03:56 PM | Link to this

BTW, where are the “conservatives” these days? We haven’t seen them in office in America since Nixon… OK, maybe Reagan, but that was the start of the “neo-con Nazi wave” that hit America.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

By Lord Help Us May 10, 2006 03:34 PM Dustmite: It appears you are almost as delusional as the ‘deranged moron.’ This excerpt from the latest NYT/CBS poll is particularly sobering for the wingnut faithful

Is this the same CBS you’re talking about?

CBS Slants Bush Poll in Favor of Democrats In its classic “fair and balanced” tradition, CBS slanted in favor of Democrats its poll that found Bush has a 34 percent approval rating and a 59 percent disapproval rating, an all-time high for a CBS poll

Thanks for the info.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 04:09 PM | Link to this

By RE May 10, 2006 03:54 PM Conservatives seem to win more often when diabold counts the votes

Gosh, look at RE announce that he’s too stupid to understand technology but gullible enough to believe the Atlanta Urinal.

You’re a real pinko, right RE! Be proud!

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By RE

May 10, 2006 04:15 PM | Link to this

Thats right andy, it’s all a vast leftwing conspiracy. Keep reading your rightwing crap from NRO and other wingnut publications if it makes you feel better. You might be the only one surprised by the GOP losses in November.

Great job exposing CBS, obviously they were wrong when they claimed his ratings were at 34%, they were off by at least a week or so

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 04:15 PM | Link to this

Ah! Life is great! I just finished my workout. All my kids have jobs. Spring is in the air! Oops, I almost forgot. The interest, that is the interest alone on the current national debt (owed to the godless communists) is 27 billion A MONTH! Borrow and Spend George wants to give you a $100 gas rebate; on your kidds credit card.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 04:15 PM | Link to this

Rats on a sinking ship — they always go down screeeeaammmming! So sad.

By Dusty

May 10, 2006 04:16 PM | Link to this

Errr Goldie,Lordy, Misc.

Let’s see. 1992—you mean I should be afraid of something that happened fourteen years ago?

Let’s see. Democrats have won a few elections. Hey, we lived through those with an intern-lovin’ president going before a Grand Jury. Yep, we could live though another one but it won’t be necessary. You just can’t stop those Republicans even with all the smear jobs.

Just call it “tough love” or something. You will just have to get use to conservative Republicans winning elections.

By R. Nixon

May 10, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

Goldie, Your 3:56 is absolutely correct. These clowns are NOT conservatives. They’ve merely hijacked the name. They conserve nothing. They preserve nothing. They are a disgrace and some of the very worst Americans I have ever encountered. Ronald Raygun was and still is (though posthumously) a joke…

By Lord Help Us

May 10, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

Deranged Moron: Don’t like CBS? Well, it seems even the wingnuts at FOX can’t even put lipstick on this pig. President Bush’s approval hits a record low of 33 percent this week, clearly damaged by sinking support among Republicans.

You are Toast!

It’s The Competence, STUPID!!

By getalife

May 10, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Of course , this is a lie in your mind.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 04:20 PM | Link to this

I guess GWB just can’t help himself.

Is the U.S. Giving Mexico Intelligence about Americans?

There is no more explosive issue on the political landscape than illegal immigration. Not only has it sharply divided the American people, who want it stopped and reversed, from the political classes, which want to legitimize and, perforce, encourage more of it. It may be singularly responsible for President Bush’s alarmingly low approval ratings. Those, after all, are not being driven by the Left and the media. They’ve never been fans. The numbers are tanking thanks to flight by the Republican base and Reagan Democrats, who are apoplectic over the administration’s stubborn insouciance in the face of unabashed lawlessness that acutely threatens public safety.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 10, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 07:12 AM | Link to this

What disgusting, greedy idiots. May their sons and daughters end up as imprisoned Mexican brothel workers.” What is it with Republicans, expecially of the conservative Christian type that keeps this fantasy going? Maybe it’s the leaders they choose

Russell, a prominent leader of the South Carolina Republican Party and the local Christian Coalition, knew that Smith was not the sweet innocent first presented to the media because he had stolen her innocence. When she was only 6, her natural father killed himself over a messy divorce and Russell’s marriage to Smith’s mother. At the age of 13, Smith attempted suicide, and while aware of her fragile mental state, Russell began his sexual advances two years later. At 17,Smith attempted suicide again. Russell claims that he held off until Smith was married before escalating this sick sexual liaison.

By rushncap

May 10, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

Well, Dusty, we’ll have to wait until November. My gut feeling is that this Congress will not become Democratic, but the gap will get narrowed. The Shrub won’t get deservedly impeached, but if he thinks getting his idiotic program is hard to push through now… well, after November his program will be totally toast. That’s just a guess, of course, but this is the most logical outcome of all this to me.

By Goldie

May 10, 2006 04:29 PM | Link to this

Nah, nothing to that whole negative-vote-count thing in Ohio for Kerry in those counties where the Diebold machines were used… Just like the Wizard said: “do not look behind the curtain! There’s nothing here!”

Amazing that with all of the cheating going on by the Repugs, they could only pull off a squeaker with a 2% win.

Go ahead and believe that “conservatives” always win if you need to — American voters have always gone back and forth between the different parties. And I do believe that the pendulum is swinging back the other way again! You should study more history before you start spouting off such nonsense as that!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 04:32 PM | Link to this

For all you slow ward of the state liberals, who are too stupid to see your fellow pinko using my name to spread their hate and racism 4:20 is not mine.

By Wanker Liberal

May 10, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

My parents hate me. They told me I was a total waste. They said that I have single handedly changed their position on the abortion issue and henceforth, they will actively lobby to get late term abortions extended through the teenage years, they don’t care if it condemns them to Hell or not. All because I sit in this dark, c* stained basement wanking all day, stealing other people’s names to spread my pervert hate and racism. My father told me that I could only wish to be Andy, that none of the vomit that I throw at that good man will make me anymore than the pile of human filth that I already am.

Don’t they understand that I am a pinko democrat liberal and this is what we do? We used to be a proud, strong organization that actually led America through some of the toughest times in it’s history. Those days are long gone. Now we hate America just as much as we hate life itself. We are failures and damn proud of it. We are going to continue spreading stupid political hatred and muck racking no matter how many elections we lose.

You see, I really am a waste. This name jacking makes me giggle, cause I have nothing else except wanking. It’s all about me, understand? You don’t actually think that I want to be any better than this, do you?
I’ll show the world!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 10, 2006 04:36 PM | Link to this

By Goldie May 10, 2006 03:53 PM Lordy, why don’t you think for yourself once in a while? The only thing liberals can “win” is polls. When election time comes, CONSERVATIVES WIN. Like 1992?

Woo Hoo, Goldielocks, 1992!

Hey maybe you guys can find another Ross Perot so that your guy wins with 40%. See, there’s hope.

By Joe Roman, Thanks finch-I know the righties will call me an al Qaida sympathisizer, but the diabolical brilliance of the 9/11 attacks is that bin Laden doesn’t have to do anything else-ever.

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 04:37 PM | Link to this

Goldie: Remember Bush got elected on a moderate conserative adgenda. Balance the budget, fiscal respnsibility, no nation building, etc. No republican, I know, ever in their wildest dreams imagined it would get this bad. Bush and the brown-nosers here aren’t conservative.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 10, 2006 04:40 PM | Link to this

So now it’s Liberal Texas Democrat who promotes hate and racism, I wonder why they have to lie about me, am I kicking their a-sses?:

By seeker

May 10, 2006 06:59 AM | Link to this

Those braniac Republicans in the Senate sometimes get it right. Like the stopped clock that’s right twice a day.

WASHINGTON — Employers would have to check Social Security numbers and the immigration status of all new hires under a tentative Senate agreement on toughening sanctions against people who provide jobs to illegal immigrants.

Employers found to have actually hired illegal immigrants once an electronic system for the checks is in place could be fined up to $20,000 per unauthorized worker and even sentenced to jail for repeat offenses.

Makes a lot more sense than Hater’s pathetic expensive border fence.

But OF COURSE the Republicrap business owners making fortunes off the back of illegals paid slave wages see themselves as VICTIMS!!

Employers are wary of the system Congress wants them to use and say it would be unreliable.

What disgusting, greedy idiots. May their sons and daughters end up as imprisoned Mexican brothel workers.

Look it up^^.

By Wanker Liberal

May 10, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

For all you slow ward of the state reactionaries, who are too stupid to see your fellow GOP retards using my name to spread their hate and racism 4:33 is not mine.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 04:42 PM | Link to this

finch,

EGO? That is the single most pathetic response yet. Why don’t you share your thoughts with the DNC? Please! I implore you! I’m ready to donate to help finance the radio and tv spots.

Goldie,

I didn’t mention Iraq? What do you call this?

P.S. They have some new letters from Al Qaeda about Iraq. They say they’re losing. Ha!

Double Ha! Diebold. Diebold. Diebold.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 10, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

When I was in Vietnam, I ran the first time we saw the enemy. I should have stayed with my unit cause the Viet Cong caught me right away. I sucked everybodies d-ick so that they wouldn’t kill me. That’s what I did for 15 years, was suck North Vietnamese d-ick. When the democrats surrendered the United States I didn’t want to leave cause I like sucking d-ick but the Vietnamese sent me back. They said I was worn out with my face being all caved in from to much sucky sucky.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 04:45 PM | Link to this

Stop me if you have heard this before.

RATTING 0UT THE MINUTEMEN?

There were reports yesterday that our government is telling the Mexican government where the Minutemen are gathering to monitor illegal crossings of our border. Our government denies it. So .. whom to believe?

By Dennis Kuchinick

May 10, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

The Government is raking in tax dollars. How can that be when they cut taxes for the rich? I’m so confused!!!

By Dusty

May 10, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

Oh Goldilocks,

Just a helpful word since you are new here.

Luckovich did the “rat thing” long time ago. It is pretty well used up. You know. Stale.

Also Nazi—well, that one is down right archaic. Kinda boorish. If you want any credit at DNC, you have to be fresh, new, all that stuff.

Also, lies must look legitimate. Now don’t forget your training at the Kerry Center.

By Huge

May 10, 2006 04:49 PM | Link to this

An “approval” rating of 31% does not surprise me much. But it is encouraging to see the usually blind faithful appear to be opening their eyes a little. I predict it will fall into the twenties or teens before he’s gone. I only hope he and his band of merry idiots don’t screw EVERYTHING else up between now and then…

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 10, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this

So now I’m an a-ss master. No more sucky sucky for this old hag. The democrats love the anus, that’s what they do, they say I’m a superstar. They all put a bag over my head and hump me in the behind, all night long, I love liberalism!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 04:54 PM | Link to this

For you liberals that are too slow to see that your fellow pinko has to use my name to spread their hate, which of course is approved by Mike Luckovich and the AJC, 4:45 is not mine.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 04:56 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Re Seeker on immigration, the really important question is:

Who will cut Hollywood’s lawns?

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

Goldie & R Nixon: Welcome to the Blog. “Milhouse” we are pleased to se your thinking has evolved since your death. Warning: the nutcases here are beginning to decompensate. The LTD entry above is false. AJC is a certified looney, ignore him. BD is borderline. WL is really AJC who used to be ANdy. Keep ignoring him. gal and finch are cool. Bush is sinking. Gallup has him at 31%.

By Joe Roman

May 10, 2006 05:01 PM | Link to this

Maureen Dowd had a funny observation in her column today in the NYTimes. George H.W. Bush raised taxes, cut the deficit and stayed out of Bagdhad. George W. Bush cut taxes, ballooned the deficit and has us bogged down in Bagdhad. Though fourteen years divides father and son, in ‘92 and ‘06, the approval rating of both is exactly the same. Maybe Bush’s just have a short shelf life.

By finch

May 10, 2006 05:05 PM | Link to this

Danish,

The basis for the moronic Iraq invasion had to be ego. Ego coupled with an $800 billion expense account and thousands of American lives.

It sure wasn’t for the safety and security of the United States.

Where’s Osama?

I see the nic-jackers are out in force. Have fun, Andy! You’re about as tricky as a Dickie. Heh.

By Ray

May 10, 2006 05:09 PM | Link to this

Ahhh. Dusty, our ever-angry gay “scientist” is preaching once more. Observe those words. That rationality. That brainpower. And wonder why we have Bushes in office anywhere. The duh generation asserts itself here constantly.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 05:11 PM | Link to this

BD: That may be the only job seekling is capable of holding and it’s trying to improve it’s employment possibilities?

By Dizty

May 10, 2006 05:13 PM | Link to this

Lol. Unbelievable.

Anyway, don’t forget to salute the flag today.

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 05:13 PM | Link to this

finch: I’ve thought the endlessly inadequate George was aching to look good for daddy. Also, Rove told him America has never voted a president out during a war. Remember, “I’m the war president”. Lord, I hope we make it to 08 in one piece.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 05:16 PM | Link to this

Tex,

Now you’re going back to 1995 to find RPVesque rot-gut to lift up your side? It makes you look a bit… desparate.

Don’t you have anything positive to offer, like an agenda? DNC slogan?: Vote for me! I’m not as slimy as the other guy

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 05:17 PM | Link to this

Make that Desperate.

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 05:19 PM | Link to this

finch,

While we’re looking for Osama, I’m looking for those quotes from you. Countries. Names. Dates. Statements.

Maybe the Special Forces can help you locate them?

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 05:21 PM | Link to this

Ray,

You sure know a lot about people you know nothing about. Not.

You keep getting our gender wrong. What prescience.

By Dusty

May 10, 2006 05:23 PM | Link to this

Ah ha Ray,

My family appreciates your interest in my brainpower as a scientist, etc, etc. In fact, my four sons expressed a great desire to meet you for some reason.

Are you in the field of science? No? Well, I didn’t think so. Takes a bit of analytical skills among other things. But, don’t worry. You will soon adapt to emptying the cans into the truck. Builds muscles too. You’ll learn.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 05:24 PM | Link to this

When the going gets tough, Andy goes wanking.

Wanker.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 05:31 PM | Link to this

getalife: Re adjust your brain meds dude, I have no idea what you are talking about.

By Craig

May 10, 2006 05:43 PM | Link to this

Thanks Midori, just what I needed was unsolicited advice from the biggest moron ever to learn to type.

By getalife

May 10, 2006 05:43 PM | Link to this

Dude, I know it is you.

I don’t take brain meds anymore and I only post with this name.

How many names to you post with dude?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 05:53 PM | Link to this

Look at this, the liberals are jacking my name and accusing me of jacking names, that’s cute.

Paranoia’s a bit-ch ain’t getalife?

By JT

May 10, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

It’s that d-amn Sam Walton. Who does he think he is, trying to squash the little man. They love the guy in Pass Christian, Mississippi.

Alexis de Tocqueville, the noted French statesman and political philosopher, became famous for his book, “Democracy in America.” He wrote it after a visit to the United States in 1831. It ranks as a classic observation of American democracy by a person from another country.

One of his key beliefs, shaped by his visit, held that, “Democracy extends the sphere of liberty and individual freedom, socialism restricts it. Democracy attaches all possible value to each person; socialism makes a man a mere agent, a mere number. Democracy and socialism have nothing in common but one word: Equality. But notice the difference: While democracy seeks equality in liberty; socialism seeks equality in restraint and servitude.”

The Democrats are working hard to make sure Americans become a mere agent, a mere number.

By finch

May 10, 2006 06:02 PM | Link to this

Danish,

For the last time. Every country in the UN that refused to endorse the Iraq invasion is a country that rejected the Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld dance.

Are you really that dense? Look it up yourself.

By finch

May 10, 2006 06:08 PM | Link to this

Danish,

“Andy,

Re Seeker on immigration, the really important question is:

Who will cut Hollywood’s lawns?

Certainly NOT the same people who grow the food, drive the trucks, serve the meals, make the beds, mow the lawns, fetch the bedpans, swipe the checkouts… and all the other jobs that “Chamber of Commerce” Republican business slobs hire illegals to do?

/Sarcasm off

Jail everyone who hires illegals. Watch the illegals disappear.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 06:14 PM | Link to this

Well, Bush is off the hook, go figure:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Lobbyist Jack Abramoff made two visits to the White House before being convicted earlier this year in an expanding federal investigation of political corruption, documents released on Wednesday showed.

Visitor logs kept by the Secret Service showed that Abramoff visited the White House for about 26 minutes on March 6, 2001, and for about 47 minutes on January 20, 2004.

Just another democrat lie washed out with the truth. Believe me, Lewinsky has a hell of alot more time in the White House than that.

By Kevin

May 10, 2006 06:40 PM | Link to this

I drop in here on occasion. There are days when nothing is going on. That would be the days that the liberals are left alone with one another.

I’ve gotta tell you. There’s three conservatives in here today. Maybe a couple more. There’s a dozen or more liberals. The three conservatives are kicking you people’s a-ss.

The conservatives are tearing down your arguments with reality and facts. You liberals are trying to fight your battles with opinions and repetitive lies that have no foundation in truth.

I’m sure you liberals don’t see it, but it really is amazing when you’re outside looking in.

By Patree Utt

May 10, 2006 06:47 PM | Link to this

Let’s all be super safe!

By Daniel

May 10, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

Kevin: Ok, smart a**’ when are you going to balance one budget? How are we going to deal with a national debt that costs 27 billion dollars a month? Conservative? You’re joking. Aren’t you? We borrow 2 billion a day from China. The debt ceiling is 8 trillion. Bush is shooting for ten. Conserative? When does that start?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 07:09 PM | Link to this

Coming right on the heels of a three-year witch-hunt directed at Rush Limbaugh for an addiction to prescription drugs because of his politics — as well as the continuing threat to put Tom DeLay in prison because of his politics — you would think there would be at least some serious discussion of prosecuting the young Kennedy for his addiction to prescription drugs, too.

The only violence on college campuses these days occurs when people like David Horowitz, Michelle Malkin and me show up to give a speech in defense of America. Then we need bomb-sniffing dogs and a lecture hall lined with armed police. But a Talibanist goes about his day at Yale unmolested.

By Whistlin' Dixie

May 10, 2006 07:11 PM | Link to this

JEB BUSH FOR PRESIDENT 2008!

Could there be a third President Bush? The current chief said Wednesday that younger brother Jeb would make a great one, too, and has asked him about making a run. The first President Bush likes the idea as well.

Too bad pinkos, get used to it! GHB can still pick up the other term that Perot cheated him out of, too! We got a whole lifetime of Bushes lined up for your sorry gutless pinko asses!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 07:15 PM | Link to this

Facts, who needs facts?

Many experts argue the Chinese currency is 10 percent to 20 percent undervalued, which means the U.S. consumer is able to purchase Chinese-made goods at a lower price than if the currency traded at its true market value to the U.S. dollar. If an American can buy a Chinese-made product at Wal-Mart for an artificially low price, it means the American consumer has an increase in real income (he or she can buy more with the same income).

In 2005, the U.S. bought (imported) $243 billion worth of goods from China. If these goods were only 10 percent underpriced because of the artificially low Chinese currency, U.S. consumers received a subsidy of about $24 billion.

Other countries’ consumers also received the Chinese subsidy to the extent they bought Chinese goods, but the U.S., as China’s biggest customer, received the greatest subsidy. The Chinese underprice their currency because they are trying to increase exports to obtain U.S. dollars and other foreign currencies. In turn, China’s government uses many of the dollars to buy U.S. government bonds to serve as the reserve for its banking system. If the Chinese had a more efficient banking and capital market structure, they would not need so many dollars.

For now, foreign ownership of U.S. government debt equals about 45 percent of that held by the public (not including U.S. government agencies). Of the little more than $2 trillion held by non-Americans, the Japanese hold about a third and the Chinese about 12 percent. If non-Americans did not buy much U.S. government debt, Americans would need to both save more and consume less to make up the deficit.

By Dizty

May 10, 2006 07:19 PM | Link to this

Don’t forget the other war front. Don’t drop your guard. The war on Christmas must be beat.

By seeker

May 10, 2006 07:24 PM | Link to this

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance May 10, 2006 06:14 PM | Link to this

Well, Bush is off the hook, go figure:

No he’s not. Go figure:

Records omit visit to Old Executive Office Building on May 9, 2001

The Secret Service records, however, do not square with what is already in the public record. The New York Times reported that Bush met with Abramoff and an Indian tribal leader in the Old White House Executive Office Building on May 9, 2001 — which is not in the Secret Service logs.

Tick.. tock.. tick… tock.. tick.. tock…

By getalife

May 10, 2006 07:32 PM | Link to this

Another lie

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 07:34 PM | Link to this

By seekling (Can’t wait for Bugs Bunny Stewart, MMMmmmm)May 10, 2006 07:24 PM The New York Times reported that Bush met with Abramoff

Not the New York Times! Say it isn’t so! Why, they don’t have an agenda against Bush, they would never lie!

Yeah, right.

By Kevin

May 10, 2006 08:20 PM | Link to this

Daniel: You now have some facts on China’s economy in relationship to the U.S. dollar. Do you know what to do with ‘em?

I’ll stop back by to catch your dissection of the facts or AJC’s dissection of you.

By finch

May 10, 2006 08:39 PM | Link to this

Suck,

You mean the same New York Times, who employed Judith Miller? The same Judith who shoveled all that crap about Saddam and Iraq and WMDs down a gullible nation’s throat, at the behest of the Bush liars??

You mean THAT New York Times?? THAT Judith Miller??

*“The White House had a perfect deal with Miller. [U.S.-funded Iraqi dissident Ahmed] Chalabi is providing the Bush people with the information they need to support their political objectives with Iraq, and he is supplying the same material to Judy Miller. Chalabi tips her on something and then she goes to the White House, which has already heard the same thing from Chalabi, and she gets it corroborated by some insider she always describes as a ‘senior administration official.’”

No woner we’re farked.

By finch

May 10, 2006 08:44 PM | Link to this

More rats are deserting a sinking ship:

Where’s the Base?

By Dan Froomkin Special to washingtonpost.com Wednesday, May 10, 2006; 1:03 PM

“In case there was any doubt, today’s New York Times/CBS Poll makes it clear: Even a substantial number of Republicans and conservatives are turning against the president.”

Blub blub.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 08:46 PM | Link to this

About Times Watch

Welcome to Times Watch, a project of the Media Research Center, dedicated to documenting and exposing the liberal political agenda of the New York Times.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 08:50 PM | Link to this

CBS Slants Bush Poll in Favor of Democrats In its classic “fair and balanced” tradition, CBS slanted in favor of Democrats its poll that found Bush has a 34 percent approval rating and a 59 percent disapproval rating, an all-time high for a CBS poll.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 10, 2006 09:42 PM | Link to this

Since all of the current polls show Bush with an approval rating of around one-third of the country or less, I will try to cast doubt on one of the polls because I am so logical. My head will explode and my body will crawl back in my hole in the ground when the Dems take both houses back in November. T-minus 6 months and counting.

By How to gain a Pulitzer

May 10, 2006 10:28 PM | Link to this

Let me count the ways Hang with the fringe elements, marry a communist, write for a newspaper, and lie.

By finch

May 10, 2006 10:48 PM | Link to this

Name: Suck (aka How to gain a Pulitzer) Occupation: Shooting the messengers Symptoms: Obsession with fringe rightwing websites Diagnosis: Wingnut paranoia Prognosis: Dire

Suck needs your help.

Please give what you can

By Buy Danish

May 10, 2006 11:24 PM | Link to this

finch,

What facts do you dispute in the Dana Priest dirty fingerprints story??

Just because a “right wing website” publishes a well-researched story, does not make the story false. Even the New York Times occasionally gets it right.

Come on finch, let’s hear it. Then justify Priest’s actions.

By Libby Dimwit

May 10, 2006 11:37 PM | Link to this

Mainstream America

Mainstream America

Evil rightwing kooks

By finch

May 10, 2006 11:55 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

The AIM link says the following about Dana Priest’s story:

“After months of investigation by European investigators, no evidence has yet surfaced to support her claims about “secret prisons.”“

That’s odd, since the White House, asked about Priest’s charges, has never denied them. It simply spoons out the same old “we’re not mistreating prisoners” shuck and jive:

“WASHINGTON (CNN) — Suspected terrorists in U.S. custody are being treated humanely, Bush administration officials said Wednesday after a report that American agents are holding prisoners in a worldwide network of secret facilities.”

That, Danish, is an acknowledgement of truth.

And it’s not as if the Post said exactly WHERE the prisons are, is it?? So what’s the problem?

Or are you embarrassed that the United States, that bastion of freedom, the universally respected bulwark of truth, justice and due process around the world is engagaging in the sordid business of refusing to tell suspects what they are charged with, refusing to grant them legal representation, refusing to allow them to confront their accusers, refusing them a piublic trial (even Saddam is getting that!), refusing to even tell their governments or even their families that they’re not missing or dead…

In effect, treating them like they’re in some Soviet gulag. You know, the ones like Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn wrote about? The ones that the US was assured would never, ever happen in a free, democratic country?

Sure, lock ‘em up if they’re suspected of terrorism. Charge them. Try them. Execute them, if that’s the sentence handed down in an open court. But DO NOT lock them away and toss the keys without at least acknowledging that they are alive.

That’s so… un-American.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 11, 2006 04:34 AM | Link to this

For you liberals that are too slow to see that your fellow pinko has to use my name to spread their hate and racism, which of course is approved by Mike Luckovich and the AJC, 9:42 is not mine.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Ignorance

May 11, 2006 06:21 AM | Link to this

Do any gay men hang out here, I figure since I spend 90% of my waking hours here, I’d try to hook up with another like minded gay conservative.

By candide

May 11, 2006 07:13 AM | Link to this

Bush and the Iranian president are both arrogant, self-righteous, ignorant, and fanatically religious. They might hit it off well — or alternately, they might be able to kill one another in a man-to-man combat. Go for it!

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 11, 2006 08:46 AM | Link to this

Gosh, you go into town for the day and find out someone jacks your name. The sad part is that whatever potty mouth did this:

“By Liberal Texas Democrat May 10, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this When I was in Vietnam, I ran the first time we saw the enemy. I should have stayed with my unit cause the Viet Cong caught me right away. I sucked everybodies d-ick so that they wouldn’t kill me. That’s what I did for 15 years, was suck North Vietnamese d-ick. When the democrats surrendered the United States I y Liberal Texas Democrat May 10, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this So now I’m an a-ss master. No more sucky sucky for this old hag. The democrats love the anus, that’s what they do, they say I’m a superstar. They all put a bag over my head and hump me in the behind, all night long, I love liberalism! want to leave cause I like sucking d-ick but the Vietnamese sent me back. They said I was worn out with my face being all caved in from to much sucky sucky.”

is probably known as a sterling Christian above reproach at his local church. (S)he probably ignores the fact that the message he posted in my name, and the other foul mouthed messages (s)he posts under his/her own name can be accessed by teens and pre teens. In the first steps to exposing America’s future, it’s youth, to obscenity and pornography this person is a gate way drug. This person obviously hates America.