Mike Luckovich

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 06:58 AM | Link to this

But in this country, anyone can insult the president of the United States. Colbert just did it, and he will not suffer any consequence at all. He knew that going in. He also knew that Bush would have to sit there and pretend to laugh at Colbert’s lame and insulting jokes. Bush himself plays off his reputation as a dunce and his penchant for mangling English. Self-mockery can be funny. Mockery that is insulting is not. The sort of stuff that would get you punched in a bar can be said on a dais with impunity. This is why Colbert was more than rude. He was a bully.- Richard Cohen, Washington Post

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 07:01 AM | Link to this

When Iran’s mullahs acquire their coveted nukes in the next few years, the number of Jews in Israel will just be reaching 6 million. Never again?- Charles Krauthhammer

He knows the score.

Bush Sends a Message to Tehran

By NICHOLAS WAPSHOTT - Staff Reporter of the Sun May 5, 2006

America will never desert the state of Israel, President Bush said last night, sending an unambiguous signal to the ruling mullahs in Iran - who are developing a nuclear weapon capability in the teeth of international pressure - that their threats to destroy Israel will be fiercely resisted.

Any questions?

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 07:10 AM | Link to this

YES, one Question for the deranged moron:

Why are we in Iraq when Iran is a much greater threat?

It’s the Competence, STUPID!

By candide

May 5, 2006 07:11 AM | Link to this

Dick Cheney has accused Russia of anti-democratic actions and the blackmail of other neighbors. I thought he was talking about the United States!

By Charles

May 5, 2006 07:20 AM | Link to this

If ‘cartoon boy’ were an objective and unbiased reporter, he’d have had something on Rep. Patrick Kennedy keeping up his family’s appearances (driving while under the influence). But something like that wouldn’t happen unless it was one of the Bush daughters.

Thank God a Kennedy didn’t take the life of another innocent ‘lady friend’ (snicker).

By finch

May 5, 2006 07:50 AM | Link to this

Another day, another Andy-link to Cohen’s petulant column dissing Colbert. Stephen thanks both of you for the publicity.

“Mr. Cohen has things the wrong way round. A “bully” is someone who picks on the weakest kid in the schoolyard. Someone who stands up to the meanest kid in the schoolyard, as Colbert did, is the very opposite of a bully. Cohen is resentful because he has already given Bush his milk money and bought his protection.”

By Goldie

May 5, 2006 07:55 AM | Link to this

BAWAAAAHHH!! W IS Alfred E. Newman — the likeness is too scary!

By Goldie

May 5, 2006 07:59 AM | Link to this

and Stephen Colbert rules! He uses all of W’s own words to show how absurd this administration’s policies are. We could all laugh even harder if it wasn’t such a sad situation we find ourselves in these days in America.

By MikeIsABigot

May 5, 2006 07:59 AM | Link to this

Luckovich actually looks a lot more like Alfred E Newman than Bush does.

By Mike

May 5, 2006 08:12 AM | Link to this

Why am I not suprised that Lucko isn’t making fun of the Amerian royalty known as the Kennedys. Yet another accident with the appearances of a polic coverup. What a joke. Candide, good to see that you are back talking about America being undemocratic. We all know that next you will be railing against the Catholic church. Your rants are getting tired and boring.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:13 AM | Link to this

LHU: This may be out of your league but most military strategists would have suggested, if Iran was the ultimate target, invading Iraq and Afghanistan first to gain border staging areas for an overwhelming ground attack into Iran.

Which is what we did.

Our Armed Forces rock!

By candide

May 5, 2006 08:20 AM | Link to this

Mike: the pope just excommunicated two Chinese bishops because they refused to admit that the Wops invented spaghetti

By Liberal Elite

May 5, 2006 08:20 AM | Link to this

Stephen Colbert said what needed to be said, that no one in the administration or the press had the nerve or honesty to say.

That makes you and all your little blogging friends backwash.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:21 AM | Link to this

finch: For once in his whole career Cohen has shown the courage to call the anti Bush gutlessness for what it is. Bush is an easy target, he won’t behead you, which is why you coward liberals are fighting him instead of America’s real enemies. You pinkos, cartoon boy included, don’t have near the bravery or the spine to stand up to radical Islam, you’d rather just let millions of Israelis die. What skin is it off of your apologist submissive little back?

By Sick_Of_Liars

May 5, 2006 08:23 AM | Link to this

Anyone who believes for ONE millisecond we aren’t in Iraq for the long haul..read this:

A family member who is in his third tour of duty in Iraq (Mission Accomplished!), has been told for sure that he will be on his FOURTH tour in AUGUST 2007. That is not a typo.

Additionally, this soldier has said that preparations are being made to go into IRAN.

Again, that is not a typo. Let’s see..how many fronts is this??

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

Deranged Moron:

Our misadventure into Iraq and absolute incompetence executing our mission there has only emboldened Iran.

Our Armed Forces Rock, but our Commander In Chief and SecDef are incompetent.

It’s the Competence, STUPID!!!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

Yew may knoe me as Pinkos Worst Nitemare or Lib’rals Lie or Dog Luver.. i do luv my dogs, course i haf to duct tape their feet down so they caint run from me when i need some luvin’. i wish i could marry my dog.

By BLSaiken

May 5, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

“…An overwhelming ground attack into Iran.” Look at a map, fool. Iran is cut up by mountain ranges. It’s much more populous than Iraq. If we were able to take Baghdad with about 160,000 ground troops, you’d better plan in sending 800,000 or so to go after Iran. Any idea where they’ll come from?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:33 AM | Link to this

By Liberal Elite May 5, 2006 08:20 AM Stephen Colbert said what needed to be said, that no one in the administration or the press had the nerve or honesty to say.

My goodness, there is legion of spineless drive by flame throwing out there, all directed towards Bush. Don’t you have an internet connection? How would this mindless, childish schoolyard taunting be considered brave?

I thought you liberals were supposed to be considerate of others feelings, isn’t that what your whole feelgood wormy little indoctrination is all about?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:36 AM | Link to this

Just in case you missed what this moron has to say:

*By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 08:24 AM Deranged Moron: Our misadventure into Iraq and absolute incompetence executing our mission there has only emboldened Iran.

Really?:

The Iran hostage crisis was a 444-day (about 14 months) period during which student proxies of the new Iranian regime held hostage 52 diplomats and citizens of the United States, which lasted from November 4, 1979 until January 20, 1981. It is believed by many to have caused President Jimmy Carter of the United States to lose his re-election attempt, and punctuated the first Islamic revolution of modern times.

By candide

May 5, 2006 08:37 AM | Link to this

I bet Barb and Bush 41 wish they had had an abortion.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 08:37 AM | Link to this

Hey Pinko’s WN.. The sores on on private area still haven’t cleared up since our little trist last week at Andy’s crib in East Cobb. Did you get something from your dog and give it to me?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:39 AM | Link to this

For all of you slow, ward of the state liberals who are too stupid to see your fellow pinkos have to hide behind my name to spread their hate, 8:33 is not mine.

By Conservatives Swallow

May 5, 2006 08:40 AM | Link to this

That’s because Bush is an idiot, just like you, Buy Danish and the other 32% backwash of morons that still support the most corrupt administration in US history.

I’ve actually served during wartime, as opposed to you, who is the real spineless armchair patriot.

By Getitright

May 5, 2006 08:41 AM | Link to this

The reason Mikey didn’t draw a cartoon about His Hiney Patrick Kennedy is because Uncle Howard at the DNC didn’t tell him to. After all, wouldn’t a sharp comment on a current event draw attention away from the constant irrelevant liberal attacks on the administration? Mikey wouldn’t want to be accused of not assuming a submissive position in front of his Masters.

By Earl

May 5, 2006 08:42 AM | Link to this

I thought you liberals were supposed to be considerate of others feelings, isn’t that what your whole feelgood wormy little indoctrination is all about?

Andy, yes while this is the honorable way to behave, American is on a fast train to heck because we’ve been considerate of evil, greedy, lying hatemongers (like you) for too long. But the times they are a-changing, brother. Time for TRUTH.

May karma be with you!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:43 AM | Link to this

By BLSaiken May 5, 2006 08:24 AM “…An overwhelming ground attack into Iran.” Look at a map, fool. Iran is cut up by mountain ranges. It’s much more populous than Iraq. If we were able to take Baghdad with about 160,000 ground troops, you’d better plan in sending 800,000 or so to go after Iran. Any idea where they’ll come from?

Approximately 1.8 million personnel are currently on active duty in the military with an additional 860,000 personnel in the seven reserve components (456,000 of which are in the Army and Air National Guard).[3] There is currently no conscription.

Hey look, bozo, we got a million extra.

By The Cowards At The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:45 AM | Link to this

For all of you slow, ward of the state liberals who are too stupid to see your fellow pinkos have to hide behind Danish’s name to spread their hate, 8:33 is not hers.

By The Cowards At The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:47 AM | Link to this

This is what passes for “the truth” in Earl’s little world:

By Buy Danish May 5, 2006 08:37 AM Hey Pinko’s WN.. The sores on on private area still haven’t cleared up since our little trist last week at Andy’s crib in East Cobb. Did you get something from your dog and give it to me?

Hateful little cowards.

By sickofsleaze

May 5, 2006 08:48 AM | Link to this

Thanks Mike!! As usual you hit Duh bya where it counts. He makes the other guy look like Einstein.

By The Cowards At The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:49 AM | Link to this

By Conservatives Swallow May 5, 2006 08:40 AM I’ve actually served during wartime, as opposed to you, who is the real spineless armchair patriot.

What was your MOS and duty station?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:49 AM | Link to this

yew pinkos!!!! ort to leave me aloen or i’ll git RW to beat yew up!!!!!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:51 AM | Link to this

Naw Buy Danish- i think i got the sores from Andy when he rear-ended me last week but he did give me a reach around by telling me that i’d git a tax break.

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 08:51 AM | Link to this

Deranged Moron - A Little Present Just For You:

It’s The Competence, Stupid!!!

By Conservatives Swallow

May 5, 2006 08:52 AM | Link to this

31F - Log Base Echo in Desert Storm.

By Wanker Liberal

May 5, 2006 08:54 AM | Link to this

I like to wank, I do it all the time. My daddy caught me but I couldn’t stop. He said it would have been better if I hadn’t been born and then he kicked my a-ss. He told me not to come out of the basement. So I sit down here wanking and stealing other people’s name so that maybe someday I too can be a real person. And my daddy won’t hate me anymore.

I like Andy’s name because he’s so smart, strong and brave. If I ever quit wanking, I hope to be just like him, but for now, stealing his name and beating my meat here in the basement is what my life is. I like it.

By Buy Danish (the original)

May 5, 2006 08:56 AM | Link to this

finch,

So today Richard Cohen is petulant? I guess you won’t be using him as a source anymore.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 08:58 AM | Link to this

i like to support corrupt administrations and i enjoy being lied to, because it keeps my stilted view of the world from crumbling apart. i support our white american troups, like every good God-fearing, freaky Republican who thinks the sun revolves around a flat earth.

By candide

May 5, 2006 08:59 AM | Link to this

Have you ever thought about what the term “embedded” means?

By Wanker Liberal

May 5, 2006 09:00 AM | Link to this

Now my mommy is telling me I’m weird, why doesn’t she understand? I happy beating my meat and pretending to be other good people. I’m a hopeless wanker, but she expects more out of me. She better get used to it, that stupid bit-ch, cause I like wanking. It’s all I got and I ain’t giving it up. Just me, the basement, my computer and the jizz covered walls. I’ll show the world.

By Eric

May 5, 2006 09:02 AM | Link to this

Not up to your usual standards Mike.

By Wanker Liberal

May 5, 2006 09:05 AM | Link to this

Of course you all know I’m a liberal, this is what liberals do. We wank all day and pretend to be other people that are better then us. I can tell you that I’m better then you are but here I am with my d-ick in my hand, beating off, stealing your name. I know I’m a loser but I’m also a good liar. All liberals are good liars. It’s what we do, other than wank.

By Jewish and Proud of It

May 5, 2006 09:07 AM | Link to this

You pinkos, cartoon boy included, don’t have near the bravery or the spine to stand up to radical Islam, you’d rather just let millions of Israelis die.

AJC PHAR, Israel has a very competent, very well equipped military that have a lot more experience fighting terror than the American military. Trust me, even without US intervention, there’s NO WAY we’d let Iran get to that point.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 09:07 AM | Link to this

finch,

Since Richard Cohen is too petulant, here’s a website that may be right up your alley.

Hat Tip: Seeker

Charles,

I believe that ML had to rush out a new cartoon when word of young Kennedy’s problems surfaced.

The timing of the Dittohead cartoon was less than perfect.

By finch

May 5, 2006 09:11 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

I didn’t say Cohen was petulant. I said his column was petulant. There’s a difference.

As an independent thinker, I’m allowed to occasionally disagree with someone who normally makes sense.

By Earl

May 5, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this

So Many Republican Hypocrites, So Little Time

Elisabeth Bumiller, the New York Times Public Relations specialist for the White House, wrote the evening up as a laugh riot centering around Geroge W. Bush’s “Doublemint Twins” stunt. It must have been a long evening for Elisabeth, because she forgot to even mention Stephen Colbert’s appearance. It was perfect hypocrisy in the New York Times, with a big photo of Bush and his impersonator. Form meeting content. White House reporters prove themselves the shills Colbert accused them of being.

By The Cowards At The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 09:18 AM | Link to this

JPOI: I agree 100% and so does Egypt (Hahaha.) My point was that the United States is not going to stand weakly by while another “Germany” starts back up the killing machine. This lunatic should the world’s problem, not Israel’s.

Don’t fool yourself about a smuggled nuclear weapon into the heart of Tel Aviv. We cannot allow this Iranian deal to reach that point.

By Eric

May 5, 2006 09:25 AM | Link to this

I like any drawing that makes fun of that Dumba..

By SW

May 5, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

You Atlanta democratic liberals are such a predictable lot it would be amusing if you weren’t so annoying. You are all such a bunch of double standard hypocrites, especially the black ones. Where is the outcry of racism over the remarks the exiting chief of police DeKalb was recorded saying? You all rallied around jihad McKinney, what about him, the cheif… what about this? So, I suppose its okay to call you black boys just that, black boys?

By Cindy

May 5, 2006 09:37 AM | Link to this

Since we are quoting Cohen:

“By dint of heroic effort, the Bush administration long ago lost any credibility. But if we are going to stay in Iraq — if additional Americans are going to be asked to die — then Bush, Cheney and others should avoid emotionally compelling, but intellectually fatuous, arguments. As far as the troops are concerned, pay them the ultimate respect for their ultimate sacrifice: Stick to the truth.”

By CK

May 5, 2006 09:41 AM | Link to this

My husband is a Republican who did not vote for Bush in 2004 because, as a retired Army member, he saw that the Military was being led by an incompetent Commander in Chief and wanted better for the military. He could tell they were lying and was ashamed.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 09:43 AM | Link to this

As Joe Stalin exiled and killed researchers whose fact-based conclusions seemed to contradict the party line, so the GOP attacks the overwhelming consensus among climatologists that global warming is real…

21st Century Liberal thinking and hyperbole at its finest. This is Seeker’s source of inspiration.

finch,

I don’t think that petulant was the right word to use. I think measured was more like it.

Petulant is how Liberals react when Rush Limbaugh doesn’t serve hard time behind bars.

By Earl

May 5, 2006 09:44 AM | Link to this

You all rallied around jihad McKinney

That’s a broad generalization, SW, and just not true. Many of her constituents feel she represents their interests in Washington, which is why they elected her again. But unlike the Dubya simpleton cheerleaders, not everyone throws all-or-nothing support behind a representative. Many are embarrassed by the shenannigans, and wish she would behave more professionally. My congressman does not engage in embarrassing rows like Ms. McKinney does, nor does he represent my interests at ALL, as my name is not Big Corporate Cash. Which is worse?

By The Cowards At The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 09:50 AM | Link to this

By Earl May 5, 2006 09:44 AM My congressman does not engage in embarrassing rows like Ms. McKinney does, nor does he represent my interests at ALL, as my name is not Big Corporate Cash. Which is worse?

What McKinney did.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

Richard Cohen actually comes closer to “speaking truth to power” than Colbert ever did.

A lib that says Fitzmas decorations should be permanently put away and also has the audacity to tell the truth about Colbert runs the risk of being forever excluded from the Ambien Martini parties at the Hawk and Dove.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 09:58 AM | Link to this

Finch,

Flawed analysis from an Independent thinker?

By finch May 2, 2006 06:18 PM |

Your liberal mainstream addicts at least admit that they have a problem, and they’re part of one.

Is Patrick Kennedy out of the mainstream?

By AntiRadical

May 5, 2006 10:03 AM | Link to this

From Previous Thread: Buy Danish- (8:31a)Anti-R (The Professional), Kennedy was just sleepwalking. Get your facts straight.

Buy Danish (the unprofessional): The Kennedy camp says that he took Phenergan and Ambien under a Doctor’s order and that may have made him “appear” intoxicated. It is you who needs to get her facts straight, dear.

I doubt, however, that any amount of facts will improve your partys’ ability to accept RESPONSIBILITY for their own actions though, would it?

Here is a link detailing your error in facts regarding Kennedys’ “sleepwalking”. I am now calling for inclusion of the “Limbaugh Defense” (“I was on Doctor prescribed medication” to avoid responsibility) in RW’s “Ricktionary”. Must you always be so ill-informed and unresponsible?

Kennedy Blames Accident on Sleep Medicine

By Earl

May 5, 2006 10:07 AM | Link to this

Um, so taking a salary for, and swearing an oath to represent the American people and uphold the Constitution, while actually doing NEITHER, is okay in Andy’s book. Got it.

May karma be with you AND my Congressman, Andy.

By Zookeeper

May 5, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Big Bad Elephant

By Goldie

May 5, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

As my boyfriend Stephen Colbert pointed out to W last Saturday… W’s glass is not half-empty, it’s two-thirds empty.

BAWAAAAAAAAAHHH!!

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Anti-R,

It was a joke dude. I guess I need to put SARC after all my comments.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

Hey! Ricktionary entries are approved by request, not demands for inclusion. Besides they have to have some originality, you docs have been drugging people to the point of chemical zombie creation for years.

By AntiRadical

May 5, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

Sorry ML. This toon is pure Bush-Bashing with no intellectual content. You have more talent than this. Nice portraits of the President and Alfred E. Neumann, though.

By Randy

May 5, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

…but Earl, isn’t your list about taking personal responsibility for your own actions. If you keep posing as a moonbat on message blogs karma will never be on your side.

By AntiRadical

May 5, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

RW: “Calling for inclusion” is not a “demand”, it IS a request. Don’t worry, I hardly expect any objectivity from the “Ricktionary” so you’re in the clear.

By HH

May 5, 2006 10:25 AM | Link to this

Bush needs to be bashed and locked up too for lying to congress to go to war.

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

It seems Anti-Radical who practices medicine on blogs, is going to set you straight. It was sleeping pills.

Yes, indeed. Kennedy has a record of drug rehab, mental disorders, and now an intestinal problem, who staggered out of his car after hitting Capitol security blocks six hours after voting time, was only affected by sleeping pills.

And this is a congressman who is going to make decisions for our country? I’m afraid so.

Another question comes to mind. What is he doing in Washington?

By The Cowards At The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

By AntiRadical May 5, 2006 10:03 AM The Kennedy camp says that he took Phenergan and Ambien under a Doctor’s order.

Thanks for the info there, Mr. Professional.

Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities. Phenergan may cause dizziness or drowsiness. If you experience dizziness or drowsiness, avoid these activities.

Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities. Ambien will cause drowsiness and may cause dizziness. If you experience drowsiness or dizziness, avoid these activities.

So Kennedy knowingly endangered the public for a “vote” that didn’t exist. Terrific character those Kennedy’s have.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this

Anti-R (The Professional),

Upon further reflection, I’d like to suggest this as a better headline than the one you provided:

Professionals blame Republicans for Patrick Kennedy’s bizarre behavior.

Limbaugh cited as poor role model.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

AntiR,

Lighten up Francis. I still would have put it in if was the least bit original.

.

I’m glad to know that when all the Democrats gather around one of their drum circles “calling for” Rumsfeld’s scalp it is a mere request though. Thanks for clearing that up.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this

No impairment tests, but they did get a snapshot of the vehicle tag.

By Carl Bruss

May 5, 2006 10:39 AM | Link to this

Replublicans complaining about Colbert. Where were these jerks when IMUS was there with Clinton. They need to accept Bush for what he is. Is incompetent, misdirected and wrong on about everything. His popularity would probably go up if he wasn’t out everyday giving a unitelligible speech compounding the lies of his administration

By The Cowards At The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

The Peruvian economist, Hernando de Soto, has argued in his book, The Mystery of Capital, that the failure of the various socialist experiments of the twentieth century has left mankind with only one rational choice about which economic system to go with, namely, capitalism. Socialism, he maintained, has been so discredited that any further attempt to revive it would be sheer irrationality.

Which is where the goofball American pinko comes in.

By Ruoivas de la Luz

May 5, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

Charles’ first post made me laugh…. hahahaha.

Find me ONE unbiased and objective reporter in today’s world of media. Just one.

In the mean time, I’d like to introduce everyone to Thomas Nast. I’m sure they gave him the same ridicule that you all give Mike.

Say Hello, Mr. Nast

Now, say Goodbye, Mr. Nast

And let the machine commence!

Good day.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 10:55 AM | Link to this

This cartoon is referencing W and the double Steve Bridges skit and this:

Mike Luckovich: Up until my sophomore year in high school I wanted to draw for Mad Magazine

The Kennedy story had wingnuts foaming out their mouths yesterday and come to find out they were wrong as usual. The real story yesterday was Ray McGovern but their hatred of libs rules their warped minds.

By mk

May 5, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

Hater & Racist; everyone is out of your league,

“This may be out of your league but most military strategists would have suggested, if Iran was the ultimate target, invading Iraq and Afghanistan first to gain border staging areas for an overwhelming ground attack into Iran.

Which is what we did.”

All the while, exposing the very CIA operative working on the Iran nuke program for nothing more than political gain.

Dumbass, pull a dandy quote off the net when you need it but have no real idea what is going on, then stand back and insult all the people who don’t agree with you.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

Jay Leno said it was a big story because a Kennedy was involved but no alchohol.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 11:06 AM | Link to this

RW,

I think I shall change the Professionals name to the Petulant Professional.

I was kind enough to offer advice on how to spin young Kennedy’s predicament, and the reaction was most ungrateful.

Here I present not only some spin suggestions, but a lawyer with a link for a free case evaluation!

Reports are surfacing people taking Ambien are experiencing sleepwalking, memory loss / amnesia, binge eating while sleeping, having sex while sleeping, and other disturbing side effects. Some of the most serious side effects involve Ambien users having auto accidents the day after taking Ambien due to daytime sleepiness and the lingering feeling of being drugged

I’m tempted to put my compassionate conservatism to work and fill the form out for Patrick. I’m just not sure how to answer the part about having sex while sleeping. Maybe I’ll put a call into his office.

Your welcome!

By neither a dem nor a rep

May 5, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

MK:

I just read about valerie plame/iran myself. not only is that counterproductive to oust the very agent deep into iranian territory, but it just shows how low this administration will sink to try to discredit those who disagree with it. very similar to a few on this blog. (you “pinko liberals…”) Lol.

it does make me chuckle to read some of the stuff you hard-line rightwingers say on here. some of you seem to be pretty far out there.

i am somewhat confused as to why people so entrenched in their views would spend so much of their time on a blog? i thought an open exchange of ideas was a good thing, not a reason to bash and call names at others?

By Foaming mouth liberal

May 5, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

Maybe if Kennedy had hit a pedestrian they would have given him a “road side”. Oh I forgot, he’s a Kennedy.

Impeach Rush!

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

Zookeeper,

Sorry for responding so tardily. I was busy calling 1-800-LAW-INFO.

That photo is not me. I always wear a red carnation.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

getalife: Thanks for the update from the world of the kook. You really do provide a valuable service.

By mk May 5, 2006 10:56 AM All the while, exposing the very CIA operative working on the Iran nuke program for nothing more than political gain.

Yeah, the same CIA that so valantly protected us from the 911 killers, we are actually better off them out of the picture.

By AntiRadical

May 5, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

Sorry Danish, thought you were serious. Sore topic for me and I was up all night with a fragile patient.

Not that I am defending Kennedy, but the link does state that he was only prescribed Phenergan (promethazine) on Tuesday. It is unlikely that Kennedy received proper cautions on the interaction of these two compounds.

The difficulty may have been that the two compounds potentiate each others actions. Phenergan is often prescribed to combat the nausea associated with narcotic therapy (or gastroenteritis) but is also used to potentiate the effect of narcotics thereby allowing a reduction in narcotic dosage (see the pharmaceutical preparation “Mepergan”).

In the medical “profession” this sort of phenomenon is know as “sundowners syndrome” and is associated with confusion and apparent intoxication usually occuring at the hour of sleep.

That said, I believe that both Limbaugh and Kennedy are probably guilty of drug abuse. When we allow Limbaugh to skirt responsibility by blaming his abuse on something other than his own lack of responsibility, we open the door to everyone under the sun to avoid reponsibility for their own actions, too. (This is the “Doctor made me do it defense” or as I called it the “Limbaugh Defense”)

It is ultimately each individuals responsibility to be informed regarding the medications that they take. Doctors cannot read your mind and discern that you have been given another medication by a different physician that may be interactive with what you are being prescribed. They should ask and usually do but patients do not often tell us.

Don’t worry RW. Few Doctors care to open themselves to the liability of turning their patients into “chemical zombies” anymore. No jury in America is going to find them guilty of trying to keep their patients off drugs, while every control script that they write opens them to potential litigation or close examination by authorities. End result, the scripts don’t get written and you are left to suffer. That should ease your fears.

Andy: You might want to look at the precautionaries regarding Oxycontin. Limbaugh should certainly have been aware of the addictive liability of this compound had he read same. Someone of his expressed concern regarding drug abuse should have refused the prescriptions he was given and should certainly not have shopped for multiple scripts.

BTW- Narcotic scripts are all very carefully monitored by computer networks, now, so if anybody thinks that they can get away with this nonsense anymore, they should take a long look at what happened to Limbaugh. OK, so he got a slap on the wrist but he had political connections and wealth. Can you count on the same?

By mk

May 5, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

In a corner? just use the all pupose panic button,….9/11…9/11…9/11…9/11…

You’re right, we should just let Condi handle the intel.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

Speaking of kook:

“I am not in the intelligence business”. Donald Rumsfeld spewed this yesterday when Ray McGovern questioned him about the 9/11, Iraq connection.

Since I read the why? cartoon here and have not got an answer, most real Americans, about all of them except the 32% backwash kooks want an answer without lies.

By rushncap

May 5, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

Wow, another spot-on cartoon. Awesome job, Mike!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

Mr. Professional: I believe in Limbaugh’s case that his doctor, obviously a member of your profession, did him a terrible disservice by allowing him to become addicted. Most doctors are arrogant blowhards, more proud of their pinko school PHD’s then they are of their success rate. Who cares if your patient croaks as long as you have his insurance carriers phone number, right?

Even getalife’s doctor showed enough professionalism to realize he was dealing with a hypocrite liberal, a bald faced liar at that, and correctly weaned him off the meds.

Maybe your due for some more schooling, you think?

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Getalife,

Have you seen any wingnuts foaming at the mouth here, where it counts?

Here’s some bio info on Ray Leak Away Mc Govern

P.S.

The reason know one is answering your petulant question is because to answer it would be giving credence to a question that has none.

I’ll reword the question for you though -

Danish Q: Secretary Rumsfeld, did you lie about intelligence indicating that there were WMDs in Iraq?

Rummy A: No.

Okay?

By getalife

May 5, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Another excellent post AntiRadical,

You do great work, say hi to the children for me and get some sleep, they need you.

By Joe Roman

May 5, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

Isn’t it great to have something to bring us all together? The al-Zarqawi out-take video has provided a much-needed moment of levity in these grim times. I think it’s great to know that even in a culture as alien and as poisonous as the jihadist movement, certain univeral truths apply. We have some common ground. Their boss is an idiot too!

By Getitright

May 5, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

Just a note. The MSM failed to tell us that the latest Kennedy intoxication incident is the second in three weeks. Little Patrick was involved in a significant accident in Providence a couple of weeks ago. The local press buried the story in the SPORTS section and the national media didn’t pick it up. His hand-written accident report is described as illegible. Must have been shock setting in. Why no outrage from the media about Patrick not telling us what happened - or does that only apply to Republican VPs and not Democratics. How may times does this have to happen before our intrepid Mikey shakes off the shackles of his masters in the DNC and gives us a good cartoon. Maybe he likes the shackles….

By Joe Roman

May 5, 2006 11:42 AM | Link to this

Oh, here’s a point for you whiners to ponder. Is there any such thing as a balanced and unbiased editorial cartoon? OF COURSE, THERE’S NOT!!!!!! EDITORIAL CARTOONS ARE ABOUT SATIRE AND PARODY. Don’t you guys remember all the cartoon making fun of Clinton? If you want fair and balanced, don’t even look at Mike’s cartoons…or anyone else’s.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 11:42 AM | Link to this

Andy,

Wrong again.

I am completely honest with my doctors.

Just because you may have had a bad experience, I consider my doctors and nurses heroes.

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 11:43 AM | Link to this

Excuses get tiresome. I don’t think talk show hosts or congressmen should receive preferential treatment. We do not have a monarchy in this country.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 11:47 AM | Link to this

WASHINGTON -U.S. Rep. Patrick Kennedy insisted yesterday that he had consumed “no alcohol” before he slammed his Mustang convertible into a concrete barrier near his office, but a hostess at a popular Capitol Hill watering hole told the Herald she saw him drinking in the hours before the crash.

“He was drinking a little bit,” said the woman, who works at the Hawk & Dove and would not give her name.

As always, with a liberal, the truth comes out.

So this guy is a problem drinker in denial, with a prescription drug problem to boot.

Time for a new lie pinkos.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

BD,

Try again, Hot Air is a joke, check out who wrote that crap.

I would say Rumsfeld lost what little credibility he had left yesterday and will resign.

By Kevin

May 5, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

I checked in late last night. Looking at today’s cartoon, it’s two-fold implications are indeed creative. Mike reads his own blog.

Andy, I gotta tell you son. I think Mike likes you. He depends on the conflict you create to generate his blog. Without you, nobody shows up. When they do, you, RW, BD, Dusty, @@ are all they talk about. I’ve seen it with my own two eyes. It’s more than obvious.

I apologize if this offends you, but Mike likes you. He really likes you. He’s a political cartoonist afterall. He creates a forum for dissent and you’re the match that lights the fuse for him.

Free Speech Rules The Day! Keep it up.

By AntiRadical

May 5, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

Andy: If you will remember, I said that “Limbaugh’s Dr. Feelgoods and his own predisposition for addiction” were responsible for his problems on the last thread.

I am, also, aware that Doctors are sometimes influenced by having a “celebrity” patient and want to keep that patient “happy” as a calling card to other potential patients. Limbaughs’ celebrity probably also worked against him in that respect but that does not absolve him of responsibilty for his actions or lack thereof.

You are obviously unaware of the fact that Physicians are NEVER finished with “schooling”. Unlike many other professions, ours is a very dynamic one which changes all the time.

“Who cares if (my) patient croaks (or has adverse outcoming)?” I DO! So do most of my colleagues. There are always a few bad apples in every barrel, though.

Catch everyone later. Back to the old grindstone.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

TOO FUNNY….I’VE ALWAYS TOLD FOLKS THAT OLE’ ALCOHOLIC DUBYA LOOKS AND ACTS EXACTLY LIKE ALFRED NEWMAN (WHO, ME WORRY???) LOL

I DO BELIEVE, HOWEVER, THAT ALFRED NEWMAN MAY BE A BIT MORE “WELL-READ” THAN OUR HAND-SELECTED/PICKED BY THE SUPREME COURT PRESIDENT, GEORGE “DUBAI” BUSH….JE JE JE JE

WHY ARE ALL YOU NEO-CONS COMPLAINING ABOUT MIKEY LUCKOVICH NOT DRAWING UP AN EDITORIAL CARTOON ABOUT 38-YEAR OLD, BIPOLAR, DEPRESSED, ALOHOLIC P. KENNEDY??? THE GUY IS JUST FOLLOWING IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF HIS FAMILY…NO “NEW” NEWS, THERE…AH???? LOL

POLITICS….GOTTA JUST LOVE IT!!!!!

GRINGOLANDIA: EVERYONE HAS AN OPINION….AND OPINIONS ARE LIKE BUTTHOLES…EVERYONE HAS ONE, AND THEY ALL STINK!!!!! ;-)

HAVE A NICE CINCO DE MAYO, AND DRINK PLENTY OF CORONA AND DOS EQUIS TO SUPPORT THE MEXICAN ECONOMY…..WOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOO

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 11:55 AM | Link to this

Petulant Professional,

I accept you apology, but…

Finch petulantly protests that it wasn’t a sufficiently sincere admission (unlike Bill Clinton I suppose). What more can I say?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 11:56 AM | Link to this

John Allen Muhammad introduced himself to jurors as a distraught father who was only in Maryland in October 2002 to search for the children he lost in a custody dispute — not to become the Washington-area sniper.

“I woke up this morning knowing that I needed to come into this court room and fight for my life to survive or I will die,” Muhammad, acting as his own lawyer, said Thursday in opening statements at his trial for six Maryland killings. “It’s that simple, people.”

He was just killing time.

He’s got all the lib PC talk down pat, apparently some pinko has been coaching this subhuman MF. He’ll walk, Maryland is full of panty waist liberals.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 11:56 AM | Link to this

Excuses get tiresome. I don’t think talk show hosts or congressmen should receive preferential treatment. We do not have a monarchy in this country.

Check out the brain on Dusty. It starts with the President breaking laws with no accountability. It filters down from there. We were a nation of laws and what you are witnessing is a nation of outlaws.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

Look at Joe Biden

By rushncap

May 5, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

AR, let me tell you a little secret: you’re wasting your time talking to andy like he’s a rational human being. It won’t work. He is not. He is, quite literally bat-$hit crazy. As soon as anyone disagrees with him about anything at all (“you like blue??! green is the best color!!”) he labels him a “pinko” and from then on starts ranting. But, hey, you’re a doc — maybe you can prescribe something.

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

PLease don’t start huffing and puffing about Ray again. We covered that yesterday and here you come dragging it in again.

Rumsfeld is not going to resign. He is very smart and capable. Ray seems to be a bit unbalanced, to say the least. He’s had his say. It didn’t amount to a hill of beans. Forget it.

By just wondering

May 5, 2006 12:05 PM | Link to this

who exactly does the AJC promote racism and hate towards?

By Dizty

May 5, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

LOL!

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

Mr. Professional: What rushnsap is trying to tell you is that everytime he tries to pull his stupid liberal BS on me, I make him look like a blooming idiot.

He’s telling you the truth.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Ray McGovern in WaPo, by Dana Milbank -

The session took an awkward turn when witness Ray McGovern, a former intelligence analyst, declared that the United States went to war in Iraq for oil, Israel and military bases craved by administration “neocons” so “the United States and Israel could dominate that part of the world.” He said that Israel should not be considered an ally and that Bush was doing the bidding of Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon.

I’ll be back with more mainstream media info. I can’t wait to find out more about VIPS.

By Don't Feed the Animals

May 5, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Yes please stop with the anthropomorphizing of Andy.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

I PERSONALLY DO NOT BELIEVE THAT RUSH “FAT BOY” LIMBAUGH DERSEVES ALL THE OUTRAGE AND SCORN THAT HE IS PRESENTLY RECEIVING….HOWEVER, HE IS A SELF CONFESSED “JUNKIE”, IF YOU WILL….AND JUNKIES ARE NOTORIOUS FOR BEING FLAT-OUT LIARS!!!!! CAPICHE?????? LOL

IF YOU THINK LIMBAUGH IS AND HAS BEEN A “CREDIBLE” SOURCE ALL THESE YEARS HE’S BEEN SPOUTING HIS DRIVEL ON THE AIRWAVES, THEN THINK AGAIN, FOLKS…..IT DOESN’T TAKE A PROFESSIONAL IN MIND SHRINKING TO FIGURE OUT THAT FAT BOY LIMBAUGH IS NOT ALL THERE….LOL

By Joe Roman

May 5, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

This just in from the “a pox on both your houses” department. Joe Biden is just as full of it as the administration. Any solution-ANY SOLUTION!!! We attempt to Hand Down From On High to the Iraqis will be doomed to failure. We have invaded their country. We can’t impose anything upon them and yammer on about democracy at the same time. IT’S THEIR COUNTRY……NOT OURS. If somebody invaded us? Would we listen to their “solutions”?
I THINK NOT!

By DiVinci

May 5, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

No political party has a lock or patent on addictions, vices, etc. The difference in others and Limbaugh is that others are not sitting in an ivory tower pontificating on the sins of others while committing those same sins themselves. How many times did Rush preach to his feeble minded choir while washing down pills that he had acquired by hook or crook. How many times did he call his housekeeper during commercial breaks to get her to run down to the corner to get him some more. Guys like Limbaugh and Kenny Boy Lay, who can hold a bible in his hand, look a camera square in the lens, and declare, “I’ve done nothing wrong,” are true examples of everything that has gone wrong in this country. They opitomize what can truly be considered the scum of the earth.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

O.K. GLENN, WHATEVER YOU SAY. YOU SHOULD SEE THE WAY THE KENNEDY FAMILY IS LYING RIGHT NOW, IT ALMOST MAKES YOU SEEM LIKE A HYPOCRITE.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

Check out the no brain on Dusty.

No, we did not cover it. It has been ongoing since the invasion.

We are getting nothing but lies and finger pointing. Yesterday, it was Powell, and like Ray said, we are not idiots.

BTW, it is getting world wide coverage and we are a laughing stock. As a real American, I am ashamed of our criminal government.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 5, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this

Oh, my oh my there goes that liberal Mike Lickivich drawing liberal cartoons about anything but those evil liberals. He just keeps on picking on the president, ‘cause he can. When oh when is he going to make fun of liberals like he always does of conservatives, it just ain’t fair Waaaaaaah Wah, Wah. Love the ‘toon! I guess if I want to see a cartoon lampooning the Kennedy’s latest gufaw I could find the blog of a conservative cartooonist with half the talent and hang out there.

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

A nation of outlaws!!! America???

Have you been invited to join Ray’s group, the VIPs? This group is dedicated to undermining Bush by leaking security secrets. That’s your buddy Ray.

Anymore loyal patriots you want to tell us about?

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

I’m perfectly happy to keep on discussing Ray Mc Govern. It just makes the moonbats look kookier and kookier.

Petulant Professional,

I forgot to add that I feel truly sorry for Patrick Kennedy. I feel no malice towards him whatsoever. Growing up a Kennedy is fraught with problems, and being bi-polar is no easy cross to bear. Rich or poor, Addiction sucks. You will not hear me referring to him as a lying junkie or a criminal, to use some of finch’s colorful descriptions of Rush.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

THE KENNEDY’S ARE HYPOCRITES…I DO AGREE….HOWEVER, THE BUSHES HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR, IF YOU WILL, WITH BOTH CHINA AND SAUDI ARABIA…THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF “OPPORTUNISTS” THAT HAVE SOLD-OUT THIS COUNTRY!!!!!! :-(

THE BUSH FAMILY IS THE EPITOME OF “HYPOCRISY” AND DECEIT….OLD PAPA BUSH (BUSH NUMERO UNO) WAS THE ONE THAT PUT OLE’ MANUEL “PINEAPPLE” FACE ON THE CIA PAYROLL FOR “INTELLIGENCE INFORMATION” WHEN PAPA BUSH WAS THE DIRECTOR OF THE CIA….ANOTHER “VERY INTELLIGENT” MOVE BY THE BUSH “JUNTA”….JE JE JE

WHAT HAPPENED IN PANAMA??? WE CREATED A MONSTER CALLED SENOR GENERAL NORIEGA….AND WE HAD TO INVADE THE FRICKEN’ COUNTRY TO GET RID OF THAT SAME MONSTER THAT WE OURSELVES CREATED……IT SEEMS TO BE A REOCURRING SCENARIO WITH THE BUSH BOYS….UNFORTUNATELY…..AND ALL THAT DUBYA HAS NOW (OR WHAT HE HAS LEFT) IN HIS ADMINISTRATION ARE THE RETREADS OF HIS DADDY’S ADMINISTRATION….THEY DIDN’T GET IT RIGHT BACK THEN, AND THEY SURE AS HELL ARE NOT GETTING IT RIGHT NOW…LOL

NOW READ ABOUT HOW THE BUSHES LOVE CHINA…

GLENN

It got even worse for the Bushitistas April 20, when a lone but loud protester from China’s persecuted Falun Gong religious sect interrupted the pomp and ceremony of a White House visit by China’s President Hu Jintao. For her brave act of free speech, Wenji Wang faces a six-month jail term here in the land of the allegedly free. Bush apologized to Hu rather than defending dissent and human rights. That’s not surprising, since the president’s father, and brothers Neil and Marvin, have extensive political and business interests in China. Bush’s uncle, Prescott Bush Jr., the older brother of former President Bush, is the retired head of the U.S.-China Chamber of Commerce and a partner in a multimillion-dollar golf resort built near Shanghai.

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this

Big Bad Elephant,

But Ray is soooo whacky!! And it is hard to make moonbats look any kookier. They have just about reached the zenith of kookiness. Maybe not. Midori hasn’t posted yet, has she?

By getalife

May 5, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

Your patriotic BS is very lame and is backfiring on the 32% backwash of so called patriotic Americans.

I think the majority of Americans are the real patriots and you and your ilk are not the majority.

My solution is this. The so called contract with America has been a joke and should be held accountable for the failure of the party in power.

Since we have the majority, we will have a contract with the world. We will hold this administration accountable for its failures along with the 32%.

By mk

May 5, 2006 12:35 PM | Link to this

I get it now,

Hater & Racist is really Stephen Colbert.

Now it all makes sense! The absolute impossibility of admitting a mistake, the mind-numbing arrogance and condescension, the butt love of all things conservative except values,…wow!

It’s all parody.

You really had me going! Boy do I feel dumb.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 12:37 PM | Link to this

THE BUSH HYPOCRISY ON FULL DISPLAY YET ONCE AGAIN….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YAHHHHHHHHHHHH

OUCH!!

GLENN ;-)

THE BUSHES HAVE A LOVE AFFAIR, IF YOU WILL, WITH BOTH CHINA AND SAUDI ARABIA…THEY ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF “OPPORTUNISTS” THAT HAVE SOLD-OUT THIS COUNTRY!!!!!! :-(

GLENN

It got even worse for the Bushitistas April 20, when a lone but loud protester from China’s persecuted Falun Gong religious sect interrupted the pomp and ceremony of a White House visit by China’s President Hu Jintao. For her brave act of free speech, Wenji Wang faces a six-month jail term here in the land of the allegedly free. Bush apologized to Hu rather than defending dissent and human rights. That’s not surprising, since the president’s father, and brothers Neil and Marvin, have extensive political and business interests in China. Bush’s uncle, Prescott Bush Jr., the older brother of former President Bush, is the retired head of the U.S.-China Chamber of Commerce and a partner in a multimillion-dollar golf resort built near Shanghai.

By Huge

May 5, 2006 12:38 PM | Link to this

From yesterday’s Metro section: The violence that has plagued hip-hop artists in the last month hit home Wed. when top-selling rapper T.I. narrowly escaped injury but his assistant…was slain during a shootout near Cincinnati.

I don’t know who this Saeed Ahmed, who wrote the article, is, but could he start off an article any less honestly? A better beginning would have been: The violence that hip-hop artists have plagued society with hit home Wednesday…

Who can feel sorry for gun-toting thugs who promote, and even glorify, violence and hatred, who get their sorry heads blown off by each other? It’s uncanny that what you send out into the universe is exactly what comes back at you.

By Roger

May 5, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

I’m still picturing Sal’s sight of Hog Man Danish at Talladega. This is the same 4th grade dropout who gives lessons on grammar and punctuation. The same uneducated hayshaker who picks out a simi-longish word from his old greasy paperback dictionary and places it out of context somewhere. The same woodchuck who never understands words or phrases of refinement, yet argues blindly in his typical numb-nutted way. About 12 people tried to explain a few things to him, but Hog Man never got a clue. Speaks of “classics” but never saw even the comicbook version. Can’t you just see those fat, pudgy, filthy fingers banging away on a computer as he blindly blunders into trying to find some association for his ignorant, crude comments? White trash to the end.

By rushncap

May 5, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

Dusty — if you don’t mind, could you give us your definition of the term “patriot”? You keep throwing that term around, I would like to know what exactly you mean by it.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 12:43 PM | Link to this

THE BUSH FAMILY VALUES ON FULL DISPLAY???? LOL ;-)

THE BUSH FAMILY IS KINDA “F*** UP”?? AH????

AND POOR LAURA HAS HAS TO PUT UP WITH THAT ALCOHOLIC SHE CALLS HER HUSBAND….POOR WOMAN PROBABLY HAD TO GO THROUGH SOME HORRIBLE NIGHTS WITH THAT ALFRED NEWMAN LOOK-A-LIKE??? AH??? ;-)

Bush brother’s divorce produces startling disclosures

The Associated Press

HOUSTON — In the annals of embarrassing presidential relatives, Neil Bush is no Billy Carter or Roger Clinton.

But his messy divorce has produced some eye-opening disclosures. Among them: He had sex with women who showed up uninvited at his hotel rooms in Asia; he had an affair and may have fathered a child out of wedlock; and he stands to make millions from businesses in which he has little expertise — including a computer-chip company managed in part by the son of former Chinese president Jiang Zemin.

It seems certain opportunities tend to present themselves when your name is Neil Bush.

For his part, Bush defended the fees he has received for consulting jobs. But he gave little insight into whether the women who offered him sex in Hong Kong and Taiwan were perhaps paid by mysterious benefactors.

In a deposition taken last March and reviewed by The Associated Press, Bush told the attorney for his wife of 23 years, Sharon, that the women did not ask him for money and he did not pay them anything.

Asked how he knew what to do when he opened his door and saw a woman standing there, the 48-year-old Bush replied: “Whatever happened, happened.”

“It’s a pretty remarkable thing for a man just to go to a hotel room door and open it and have a woman standing there and have sex with her,” said the attorney, Marshall Davis Brown.

“It was very unusual,” Bush replied.

Sharon Bush also accused Neil of fathering a child with the woman he now plans to marry. The woman’s ex-husband has filed a defamation lawsuit, and DNA testing has been requested.

The titillating details have made barely a splash in Texas, where loyalty to the president runs deep. University of Texas government professor Bruce Buchanan said he doubts Neil Bush’s shenanigans will become political fodder in the 2004 election.

“There are lots of examples of presidents with troubled siblings and it never seemed to have that much of an impact,” he said.

Jimmy Carter’s beer-swilling brother, Billy, wrote a book called “Redneck Power” and accepted money from the government of Libya. Bill Clinton’s half-brother, Roger, was jailed for a year for dealing cocaine. Richard Nixon’s kid brother Donald took $205,000 from Howard Hughes in the hopes of opening a fast-food chain selling Nixonburgers.

It is not the first time Neil Bush has caused his family some trouble. At the end of his father’s presidency, Neil was among a group of defendants who agreed to pay $49.5 million to settle a negligence lawsuit over the $1 billion collapse of the savings and loan he directed in Colorado.

Bush denied wrongdoing and was not charged in the grand jury investigation, but the U.S. Office of Thrift Supervision found Bush’s conduct “involved significant conflicts of interest and constituted multiple breaches” of his fiduciary duties.

Bush has gone on to reap profits from other ventures. In the deposition, he said he hoped to receive an estimated $2 million for acting as a consultant to Grace Semiconductor Manufacturing Corp., co-founded by Jiang Zemin’s eldest son.

“Now, you have absolutely no educational background in semiconductors, do you Mr. Bush?” Brown asked.

“That’s correct,” said Bush, who holds an MBA from Tulane University.

Bush recently told the AP he has “not received one penny of compensation” from Grace Semiconductor because he never did the consulting. He did not respond to a request for comment on his divorce proceedings.

Bush has focused most of his energy on Ignite Inc., an Austin-based educational software startup. So far, he has raised $23 million from investors, including Winston Wong, the other founder of Grace Semiconductor.

“Let’s face the reality,” Bush told the AP in 2002. “I probably have access to people who probably wouldn’t meet with a development-stage company, but I feel I’m held to a higher standard.”

Bush’s tax returns, obtained by the AP, showed $357,000 in income from Ignite and at least $798,218 from three transactions involving the stock of Kopin Corp., a small U.S. high-tech company where he had previously been a consultant.

There is no evidence he has tried to enlist help from the president for any of his ventures. Bush spokesman Taylor Gross said the White House had no comment.

Still, said Rice University political science professor Bob Stein, “there is a family pattern here where the Bush sons — Jeb, Neil and George — have benefited tremendously by their connections through their father.”

Currying favor with a relative of the president can “start to smell bad,” said Steven Weiss, communications director for the Center for Responsive Politics, a nonpartisan group that tracks money in politics.

Rex John, who has known Neil Bush since his Denver days, said he has never known Neil Bush to use his family connections to obtain business opportunities.

“I’m sure it has opened many doors for him, but it wasn’t Neil out there trying to get them open,” John said. “Neil would never do anything like that. That’s not his style.”

After Neil Bush severed his 23-year marriage to Sharon in May, he proposed last month in France to Maria Andrews, a former volunteer for former first lady Barbara Bush.

Sharon Bush’s lawyer in the defamation case, David Berg, allowed the AP to review the deposition but said he did not have a copy of Sharon Bush’s testimony. He would not make her available for an interview.

Sharon Bush, 51, alleged her ex-husband could have fathered Andrews’ 3-year-old son. That prompted Andrews’ former husband to file a defamation lawsuit against Sharon Bush. Neil Bush submitted a tissue sample for analysis.

In the meantime, he has been ordered to pay $1,500 a month in child support for two of his children, Pierce, 17 and Ashley, 14. The couple’s oldest child, Lauren, is 19.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 12:43 PM | Link to this

WE CREATED MANUEL NORIEGA, OPPRESS FALUN GONG AND THE KENNEDY FAMILY WOULD NEVER, I MEAN never TELL A LIE!

WHAT IS THIS, HISTORY REVISION AFTERNOON? IS THAT WHEN THE LIB COLLEGES TEACH HISTORY REVISION, AFTER LUNCH?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 12:44 PM | Link to this

Funny - the same people who proclaimed the Cheney shooting incident as “nothing to see here” and “liberals making much ado about nothing” are sure fixated on this Kennedy incident.

These same noble souls also think Rush did absolutely nothing wrong and he is the epitome of good old fashioned Republican family values.

Go figure.

By dubya

May 5, 2006 12:44 PM | Link to this

3 more American GI’s slaughtered uselessly in Iraq today. Thanks, Bush and fellow chickenhawks. Stant proud. Voice your phony patriotism while hiding neath a desk or pigpen.

By Midori

May 5, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

Love your toon, Mike but the Nation beat you to it.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 12:47 PM | Link to this

PATRIOT = One who loves, supports, and defends one’s country.

By Midori

May 5, 2006 12:47 PM | Link to this

Hey Glen,

good looking out.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 12:47 PM | Link to this

I would suggest a little community service for Dusty’s patriots.

Withdraw the troops and let them rebuild Iraq, you know, you break it you own it warned Powell.

After they are done, the Gulf Coast could use some help. Should keep them busy and out of government for a while.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 12:48 PM | Link to this

By just wondering May 5, 2006 12:05 PM who exactly does the AJC promote racism and hate towards?

Ummmm:

By Roger May 5, 2006 12:39 PM I’m still picturing Sal’s sight of Hog Man Danish at Talladega. This is the same 4th grade dropout who gives lessons on grammar and punctuation. The same uneducated hayshaker who picks out a simi-longish word from his old greasy paperback dictionary and places it out of context somewhere. The same woodchuck who never understands words or phrases of refinement, yet argues blindly in his typical numb-nutted way. About 12 people tried to explain a few things to him, but Hog Man never got a clue. Speaks of “classics” but never saw even the comicbook version. Can’t you just see those fat, pudgy, filthy fingers banging away on a computer as he blindly blunders into trying to find some association for his ignorant, crude comments? White trash to the end.

I knew we’d have our answer before long.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

Finch,

I trust you are listening to Rush. If you forgot to tune in, you may want to. He is talking about his experience in rehab.

It doesn’t fit the image you painted of him - not one little brushstroke was correct.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this

Glenn,

I know that Getalife says that I’m not allowed to suggest to other people how best to express themselves, as this is some sort of free speak infringment, but I’ll just ignore him and say this:

Nobody likes a spammer.

By finch

May 5, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

I didn’t have to refer to Rush as a criminal! He’s done that himself in his plea bargain! However, it’s likely he and young Kennedy both share the “lying addict” trait, which favors no particular politics.

Glad you like my adjective. Petulant. Has a nice sound to it.

My nomination for best post of the day was authored by… Kevin!!:

Andy, I gotta tell you son. I think Mike likes you.

Give that man a kewpie-doll!! Andy flames; Mike reads, draws… and takes home Pulitzers. Is Andy on Mike’s payroll? That would explain all his time here! Inquiring minds….

By getalife

May 5, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

Will W veto his first bill?

No.

By JT

May 5, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

George, Tyrone seemed to think Sal deserved praise for that post too.

By Tyrone

May 4, 2006 07:56 PM | Link to this

Sal: Great description of Danish & his friends. Been there, seen that. We need to rid society of his type; they’ve destroyed the nation.

I acknowledged Tyrone’s post with this:

By JT

May 4, 2006 08:09 PM | Link to this

What are you two proposing? Extermination like Hitler did with the Jews.

Who’s the fascists? Get ready to lockstep, Hitler is on the board.

So I’m guessing you have that little brown smudge under your nose too, just like Hitler. How’s the smell, pleasant?

By getalife

May 5, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

BD,

You do have a rule problem.

Too bad you do not apply it where it counts.

The GOP.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 12:59 PM | Link to this

APRIL = JUST NOT A GOOD MONTH FOR THE BUSH CREW/JUNTA…..JE JE JE JE

GLENN ;-)

“April is the cruelest month,” said T.S. Eliot in his poem “The Waste Land.” President Bush might agree. Eliot’s poetry often centered on spiritual dryness and drabness, and now more and more Americans finally are catching on to what we in the anti-Bush camp have been saying all along - that the “W” in George W. Bush stands for war, wickedness, wantonness and a wasteland environmental rape and ruin: political dryness and drabness.

With the Bush crew, it is a full-time job for journalists to keep up with every scam and scandal emanating from the Oval Office, but this month of April really has revealed the dismal depths of the sordid sinkhole of scandal that is the trademark of this president and his allies. Before his friends on the Supreme Court cleared the way for Bush to assume the mantle of the presidency after the dubious “election” of 2000, Bush vowed he “would restore honor and dignity to the White House.” That was not the least of his lies, and historians will note that it was in April 2006 that the wheels fell off the vaunted Bush juggernaut.

The month began with the saga of the CIA leaks case, when high-level Bush Leaguer “Scooter” Libby testified against his bosses - Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney - about leaks of secret information about Iraq to the media. The bad news for the Bush boys continued with the political demise of longtime administration ally and Texas congressman Tom DeLay, and the arrest of Homeland Security Department spokesman Brian Doyle on what the Associated Press called an online police sting “related to sexually graphic conversations with what he thought was a teenage girl, who was in fact an undercover Florida detective.”

Things got even worse for the Bush backers in April, as a chorus of retired generals from the U.S. Army and the U.S. Marine Corps called for the ousting of Donald Rumsfeld, Bush’s embattled secretary of defense. Five generals blasted Rumsfeld in April. Marine Gen. Anthony Zinni said April 2 that in Iraq, America is “paying the price for the lack of credible planning.” In an April 12 Washington Post article, Army Gen. John Batiste called for Rumsfeld to “step aside” for a defense secretary “who can be more realistic.” The next day, Army Lt. Gen. John Riggs said Rummy should resign because the Bush team “only need(s) the military advice when it satisfies their agenda.” On April 14, Army Maj. Gen. Charles Swannack hammered Rummy for “his absolute failures in managing the war.”

Perhaps the best statement against Rumsfeld came from Marine Lt. Gen. Gregory Newbold, who said on April 9, “The commitment of our forces to this fight was done with a casualness and swagger that are the special province of those who have never had to execute those missions - or bury the results.” The general’s pointed remarks came as a much-deserved slap in the face to a warmongering Bush team that is chock full of chickenhawks.

On April 23, the Los Angeles Times went the generals one better, calling for the retirement of not just Rumsfeld, but of Cheney also. The paper called for “throwing Cheney overboard” as a “repudiation of the excessively hawkish foreign policy” of the Bush administration.

As the White House junta girds for war against Iran, possibly involving the use of nuclear weapons, it’s good to see at least some in the military, the media and the American populace telling the Bush crew in April that “we won’t get fooled again.”

Bush’s bad month of April continued with the recent retirement of media mouthpiece Scott McClellan and the reshuffling of the duties of the Machiavellian Karl Rove, the White House adviser who has been called “Bush’s brain.” It got even worse for the Bushitistas April 20, when a lone but loud protester from China’s persecuted Falun Gong religious sect interrupted the pomp and ceremony of a White House visit by China’s President Hu Jintao. For her brave act of free speech, Wenji Wang faces a six-month jail term here in the land of the allegedly free.

Bush apologized to Hu rather than defending dissent and human rights. That’s not surprising, since the president’s father, and brothers Neil and Marvin, have extensive political and business interests in China. Bush’s uncle, Prescott Bush Jr., the older brother of former President Bush, is the retired head of the U.S.-China Chamber of Commerce and a partner in a multimillion-dollar golf resort built near Shanghai.

Perhaps all the Bush family and friends were best described by T.S. Eliot when he wrote, “We are the hollow men, we are the stuffed men, leaning together.”

By just wondering

May 5, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

how is someone else’s post the proof of the AJC promoting hate and racism? they allow for a forum of an exchange of ideas, and some people use that forum as an opportunity to divulge their own ignorance - that is not the fault of the AJC.

in the name of promoting hate, i believe i see several posts made by yourself on this blog lambasting others as “pinkos,” (many times on that one, seems to be a favorite of yours) “ward of the state liberals,” etc. etc.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 01:06 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Thanks for posting that. I missed it - I guess I should be pleased that Roger has promoted me from second to fourth grade.

He seems to suffer from word-envy. I don’t blame him, since his own abilities fall short. Apparently he has to use a dictionary to keep up to speed, and that’s somehow my fault.

He screwed up a decent attempt at alliteration when he described my…fat, pudgy, filthy fingers. He should not have used the word pudgy which ruined the flow, and is redundant as he already used the word fat. He fared somewhat better with blindly blundered, although I would have said blundered blindly (putting the verb before the adverb) and he may have offended some sight-impaired folks by that reference to blindness. At least he didn’t call me a spaz.

And he too has the sex wrong despite more than 12 people noting it on various occasions.

By candide

May 5, 2006 01:07 PM | Link to this

Stephen Colbert had a good one today. The Vatican had better think twice about excommunicating Chinese bishops it doesn’t like; the Chinese could stop sending all those plastic Jesuses to the West!

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:08 PM | Link to this

OOOOPS, I’M VERY SORRY “BIG BAD ELEPHANT”!!! I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE SELF APPOINTED “COP” ON MIKE LUCKOVICH’S BLOG…JE JE JE

PERHAPS YOU OUGHT TO LOOK INTO SOME POSITIONS DOWN AT THE DEKALB SHERIFF’S OFFICE…I HEARD THOSE “BLACK BOYS” THAT WERE CAUGHT ON TAPE TALKING RACIAL SMACK, ARE LOOKING FOR A FEW NEW OFFICERS AND COPS…..JE JE JE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOO

GLENN ;-)

FELIZ CINCO DE MAYO…THE DAY WHEN A HANDFUL OF MEXICANS KICKED THE GRITS OUT OF A FEW HUNDRED WIMPY FRENCHMEN AT THE BATTLE OF PUEBLA….THE FRENCH TRULY “AIN’T” WORTH A CRAP AT ANYTHING….JE JE JE

By finch

May 5, 2006 01:09 PM | Link to this

BD-BBE,

I listened to some of Rush. I’ve also been reading “A Million Little Pieces”.

The similarities are amazing.

Junkies truly are the best liars, bar none.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

I THINK “PETULANT” IS A VERY “REPUGNANT” WORD…MYSELF….JE JE JE

GLENN ;-)

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

If anyone is wondering why Glenn is being so rude, it’s because he hates what is being said here and he’s trying to censor it by spamming the blog. Typical liberal.

By finch May 5, 2006 12:55 PM Buy Danish, I didn’t have to refer to Rush as a criminal! He’s done that himself in his plea bargain!

I guess either finch doesn’t know or he’s lying (<——-) but a plea bargain, by definition, usually does not include a admission of guilt, as is the case with Limbaugh.

Is Andy on Mike’s payroll? That would explain all his time here! Inquiring minds….

Another liberal trait for all to see, hypocrisy.

Finch is never here.

That was a Conservative trait, sarcasm.

By JT

May 5, 2006 01:12 PM | Link to this

just wondering, Since your post wasn’t addressed to anyone in particular. I’ll share my view. Pinko vs Neocon, what’s your point?

Ward of the state liberals for me is anyone, and I do mean anyone who contributes to a move towards socialism.

It’ll be a fast train to that destination with the Democrats. Conservatives are looking to derail that train.

You’re welcome.

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

GLENN,

Did you write the 12:59 spam? If not, would you care to attribute it to whomever did? Wouldn’t want anyone to suspect plagiarism.

Getalife,

I am not responsible for the G.O.P., but what rules are you referring too?

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 01:14 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Are you reading A Million Little Pieces as a work of fiction?

Did you hear Rush begin to talk about his experience in rehab?

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this

If Candide’s 1:07 is any indication then Colbert isn’t even funny on his show anymore. It’s a shame how becoming a moonbat icon renders you humorless.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this

just wondering: Do you recieve government assistance as most pin, er, liberals do?

pink·o n. A person who holds moderately leftist political views

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 01:19 PM | Link to this

GLENN,

Spam away, don’t say I didn’t warn you that you are going to be universally despised.

Or is it too late?

By Big Bad Elephant

May 5, 2006 01:22 PM | Link to this

GLENN,

Let me give you another hint. That button that says “CAPS LOCK” by your left pinky? Try hitting it once.

By finch

May 5, 2006 01:22 PM | Link to this

Okay Andy… so in your Norman Rockwell world, a plea bargain isn’t an admission of guilt. Fine.

But here in the real world, people know better. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck…

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

HAS BUSH EVER FIGURED OUT HOW TO PRONOUNCE “NUCLEAR” YET??? I WONDER???? LOL

THE MR. BRIDGES WHO IMPERSONATES BUSH TO A “T”, WAS WONDERFUL…..AND DUMB A* BUSH JUST PLAYED ALONG WITH IT….I HAVE TO TIP MY HAT TO BUSH FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD SPORT…….HOWEVER, DO I THINK THIS IS APPROPRIATE TO HAVE THIS KIND OF MOCKERY OF THE PRESIDENT WHILE WE ARE “AT WAR”????? DON’T KNOW…JUST DON’T KNOW…ESPECIALLY WHEN WE STARTED THIS BOGUS WAR OF CHOICE IN IRAQ, MY FRIENDS ON THE FAR RIGHT!!! :-(

GLENN ;-)

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

AND THEN AMERICANS WANT TO KNOW WHY SO MANY OTHER COUNTRIES “HATE” US???? JE JE JE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-YAAAAAAA-YAAAAAAA

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this

I UNDERSTAND THE BUSH TWINS HAVE GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, AND IN A SHOW OF SUPPORT FOR THEIR CHICKENHAWK DADDY, ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY IN AN AMMUNITION DEPOT IN TEXAS MAKING SHELLS AND MORTAR ROUNDS FOR THE TROOPS….HEY, IT’S A TOUGH JOB, BUT SOMEBODY’S GOT TO DO IT….LOL

P.S. - THE TWINS STILL POSSESS THOSE FAKE I.D. CARDS SO THEY CAN GO DRINK THEIR PROBLEMS AWAY AT THE BAR WHEN THE 5:00 PM WHISTLE BLOWS…..TOO BAD DADDY IS TOO BUSY THESE DAYS TO MEET UP WITH THEM TO BELLY-UP TO THE BAR….LOL

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 01:37 PM | Link to this

I think its safe to be Danish again.

finch,

Rush plead not-guilty and the case will be dismissed in 18 months.

So I guess that makes him a temporary criminal?

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

I UNDERSTAND THE BUSH TWINS HAVE GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, AND IN A SHOW OF SUPPORT FOR THEIR CHICKENHAWK DADDY, ARE WORKING DILIGENTLY IN AN AMMUNITION DEPOT IN TEXAS MAKING SHELLS AND MORTAR ROUNDS FOR THE TROOPS….HEY, IT’S A TOUGH JOB, BUT SOMEBODY’S GOT TO DO IT….LOL

P.S. - THE TWINS STILL POSSESS THOSE FAKE I.D. CARDS SO THEY CAN GO DRINK THEIR PROBLEMS AWAY AT THE BAR WHEN THE 5:00 PM WHISTLE BLOWS…..TOO BAD DADDY IS TOO BUSY THESE DAYS TO MEET UP WITH THEM TO BELLY-UP TO THE BAR….LOL

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

GLENN,

What does JE JE JE mean? Is that modern French for Heh Heh Heh or Hee Hee Hee?

It looks like you are stuttering.

By Normal Person

May 5, 2006 01:40 PM | Link to this

Luc, the ears on your drawing are just annoyinig, weird and look nothing like our president’s. You draw cartoons and they are aggrivating to look at. I wish I could remove them from ajc.com. They make me want to stop visiting the website.

By JT

May 5, 2006 01:41 PM | Link to this

Who p-issed off Glenn. It’s not the caps lock button that’s stuck. It’s Glenn’s button that’s stuck.

Ignore?

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:42 PM | Link to this

AY CIELITO LINDO…CANTA Y NO LLORAS…PORQUE CANTANDO SE ALEGRA CIELITO, LINDO LOS CORAZONES……

FELIZ 5 DE MAYO, GRINGITO PENDEJITOS DE TU GRAN PUTA MADRES!!! JE JE JE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOO

GLENN ;-)

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 01:43 PM | Link to this

finch,

Well in your case, particularly on this subject, I’d say “If it looks like an ass, walks like an ass and talks like an a*ss…” is quite fitting.

Symbol of the Democrat Party and all that.

By JT

May 5, 2006 01:44 PM | Link to this

And look Buy Danish. Glenn is smiling one minute and sad the next. This may indicate “bi-polar” tendencies. Maybe we should extend some of that sympathy for poor, unfortunate, mentally imbalanced Glenn.

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:44 PM | Link to this

OYE “BUY DANISH”….VETE PA’ LA VERGA….TU ERES UN GRINGO IGNORANTE DE LA MIERDA!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:45 PM | Link to this

OYE “BUY DANISH”….VETE PA’ LA VERGA….TU ERES UN GRINGO IGNORANTE DE LA MIERDA!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

By getalife

May 5, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this

Goss at the CIA is resigning.

I know this makes Andy happy but what about Rumsfeld?

By finch

May 5, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

Danish…

Sigh. That’s so petulant of you…

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

ANYBODY GOT ANY EXTRA “LITHIUM” FOR MY BIPOLAR DISORDER….I UNDERSTAND THAT TED TURNER IS SEVERELY BIPOLAR (MANIC-DEPRESSIVE)..PERHAPS HE HAS SOME TO SPARE FOR ME????? LOL

HEY, I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!! WHY DON’T WE PUT CHIEF KNOCK-A-HOMA BACK AT “THE TED” TO PERHAPS INSPIRE THOSE SORRY BUTT BRAVES TO WIN A FEW MORE GAMES…..LOL

By Midori

May 5, 2006 01:49 PM | Link to this

CNN just announced that Porter Goss is resigning.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 01:54 PM | Link to this

JT,

Good point! And he switches back and forth between languages too. It’s harder to be compassionate with truly obnoxious people, but I’m trying my damndest.

He is looking for attention, that’s for sure. I will change tacts and ignore him.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 01:55 PM | Link to this

You would have need to have a sense of humor to understand GLENN

It is a character on “Family Guy”!

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

ESPN JUST ANNOUNCED: GEORGE “DUBYA” BUSH HAS JUST SIGNED A DEAL WITH THE ATLANTA BRAVES TO BE THE CLOSER OUT OF THE BULLPEN: EVERY TIME HE TAKES THE MOUND IN THE 9th INNING, THE “MISSION ACCOMPLISHED BANNER” WILL BE RAISED IN CENTER FIELD TO INTIMIDATE THE VISTING/OPPOSING TEAM!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By GLENN

May 5, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this

HEY NOW….DON’T YOU NECONS ON THE FAR RIGHT NOT REALIZE JUST HOW LUCKY WE ARE TO HAVE A “BILINGUAL” (NOT!!!) GEORGE “DUBYA” BUSH AS OUR PRESIDENTE???? LOL

HOWEVER, WHEN I REFLECT ON IT, BUSH PROBABLY DOES HANDLE SPANISH BETTER THAN HE DOES THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!!

THIS BUSH CHARACTER TRULY IS AN INTELLECTUAL LIGHT WEIGHT AND SUCH AN EASY TARGET FOR MIKE LUCKOVICH…..BWAHAHAHA

BWAHAHAHAHAHAH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOo

By Joe Roman

May 5, 2006 02:01 PM | Link to this

Love your posting name, Midori. Are you Japanese, or are you a fan of the melon liquer? Don’t be too happy about the Goss resignation. Bush will probably appoint someone even worse.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 02:04 PM | Link to this

bold CAPITALIZER-A condition where someone uses bold or capital letters in a painful cry for attention (examples AntiRadical or GLENN)

Any modifications?

By Oh The Humanity

May 5, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this

I heard things are getting so bad for Bush that the Supreme Court is about to overturn their decision in 2000 that gave Bush the White House . Oh the humanity!

By Daniel

May 5, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

MSNBC reports 45% of “conservatives” no longer sipport G.W. Bush. The Colbert piece from last weekend was stunning. It is comforting that we live in great country where free speech means something. 2401

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 02:10 PM | Link to this

finch,

Testy, not petulant. To put it simply, you tested my patience with your inaccurate and mean-spirited commentary and analysis of Rush Limbaugh.

By finch

May 5, 2006 02:11 PM | Link to this

Thank goodness the peace is being restored in Baghdad. It’s just like Andy says… safer than downtown Atlanta!

“The month after the bombing of the Golden Mosque in Samarra was the bloodiest in Baghdad’s modern history, with 1,294 bodies arriving at the city’s morgue. Ninety per cent had been shot…”

“What has been particularly disturbing about the bodies being found across the city is not only the number but also how many show signs of having been horrifically tortured before they died.”

Man, that makes downtown, Little Five Points or Buckhead look like war zones or something!

No sign of ethnic tensions here. Not a hint of civil war, either. Move along, nothing to see….

By the way… anybody seen that Osama guy?? Is he still public enemy number one??

By getalife

May 5, 2006 02:13 PM | Link to this

Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 02:15 PM | Link to this

RW,

I would add the word Incurable before condition as this is clearly a permanent disorder.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 02:16 PM | Link to this

RW,

JoRo is flirting with Midori. Time for MLharmony.com to make a formal introduction?

By Earl

May 5, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

Did everybody remember to say a prayer?

By getalife

May 5, 2006 02:21 PM | Link to this

Lets see, we have Duke spilling the beans, we have Libby spilling the beans so the question is:

Which scandal is Goss involved?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this

Joe Roman,

that is my name. Thank you.

I figure it’s easier to use my own name that to convulse like Andy, switching identities like the proverbial light switch.

I am African American, but was named for my Aunt Midori.

My uncle, an Army veteran, was stationed in Japan, and I was born soon after they were married.

BTW - I can’t stand that melon crap. Yuck.

P.S. - “Midori” means “green” in Japanese.

By finch

May 5, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this

Was Porter Goss fired… I mean, did he QUIT the CIA because he couldn’t find Osama? It wasn’t for lack of trying…

“The al-Qaida leaders haven’t been found “primarily because they don’t want us to find them and they’re going to great lengths to make sure we don’t find them,” Goss said in a November interview on ABC’s ‘Good Morning America.’”

Man, this guy is a GENIUS!!

By Midori

May 5, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

only the perverted can turn a simple compliment into “flirting”.

Speaking of perverted, I understand Goss was associated with the prostitute ring tied to Duke Cunningham.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

MLharmony.com has formally introduced JoRo to just about everybody here with no success, but I guess we can try.

JoRo do you take Midori….

Midori do you take JoRo….

There, I figured we needed a high energy intro this time.

By Joe Roman

May 5, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this

Here’s some more common ground stuff, Danish. I’ll bet even you guys on the right hate those eHarmony commercials. Thank God for the remote, huh?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 02:28 PM | Link to this

Finch,

Fitzgerald is meeting with the grand jury today.

A lot of speculation going on.

Most thought that the personnel announcement was about Rove.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this

bold CAPITALIZER (n.)-A blogger with an incurable condition that makes them use bold or capital letters in a painful cry for attention (examples AntiRadical or GLENN)

better?

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this

Oh the Humanity,

You got it all wrong. The Supreme Court is quite satisfied with George W. Bush.

What you are trying to remember is the fact that Kerry is losing 4 out of 5 purple hearts. The Supreme Court said that band-aids don’t count.

Oh justice reigns!!

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 02:29 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Is there an Hispanic version of Family Guy?

By Earl

May 5, 2006 02:36 PM | Link to this

Dusty, may I ask: How do you get off degrading the military service of another? Does it make you somehow feel better about yourself?

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

Isn’t that cute??? Midori is stringing up the Fitzmas decorations again.

I will give Midori and finch credit, it’s dizzying to see how fast they can spin the conspiracy theories.

I hope that’s the heavy duty foil you guys are using.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 02:37 PM | Link to this

JoRo,

Just fulfilling your vision of me as vile and despicable by leaving the impression that I am an E Harmony hater.

Although, if the truth be told, I really don’t care one way or another about E Harmony ads, but you sure seem to.

Such petulance!

By getalife

May 5, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

BD,

Don’t know, but the word in the blogworld is Goss is involved with hookergate, the Duke scandal.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this

Midori,

You and JoRo really should get together. You have so much in common, particularly your ability to be easily offended.

Maybe you could just meet for some green tea. ML harmony might even provide a chaperone for a small fee - a few mangoes might seal the deal.

By finch

May 5, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Fitz’s meeting with the judge is ‘reportedly’ at the request of Scooter Libby’s lawyers.

I’m sure they’re meeting to pick china patterns for the big Fitzmas party coming up.

Heh!!

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 02:42 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Tell me what trustworthy source do you recommend? Which reminds me - I have to research VIPS.

By Shoop

May 5, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

Midori is a big fan of Family Guy. I’ve seen her say it lots of times. She does need attention that she’s been missing.

I really don’t know why I watch that woman. She’s not all that interesting anymore. Maybe her name means green because she’s from outerspace.

By finch

May 5, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this

getalife,

You mean Porter might be involved in the lacrosse team scandal at Duke??

Sorry… couldn’t resist!

By Daniel

May 5, 2006 02:52 PM | Link to this

Midori: I, for one, thought since it was Friday, it must be Rove! Well there are a lot of things going on. “Duke” is singing like a canary. Alice Fisher has Abramoff by the “you know what”. Fitzgerald won’t let go of the spiteful effort by Bush to discredit a fine woman: Valerie Plame; for something her husband did! (It’s the christian thing to do) and so on.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 02:58 PM | Link to this

finch,

There are so many, it is hard to keep.

According to the wingnuts:

I will give Midori and finch credit, it’s dizzying to see how fast they can spin the conspiracy theories. I hope that’s the heavy duty foil you guys are using.

Kennedy is going into rehab, so get ready for the wingnut responses. Lets see if it is like Rush’s responses.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 03:01 PM | Link to this

Investigative journalism-moonbat style. Where’s Midori?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy news conference on CNN

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy news conference on CNN in a few minutes - looks like he’s going into rehab!!

Hey - it worked for Rush!!!

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:03 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy news conference on CNN in a few minutes - looks like he’s going into rehab!!

Hey - it worked for Rush!!!

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:03 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy news conference on CNN in a few minutes - looks like he’s going into rehab!!

Hey - it worked for Rush!!!

By Scooter

May 5, 2006 03:03 PM | Link to this

I would suggest Goss was “removed”, because he was sent there to get the CIA out of politics by stopping leaks. You know the leaks that hurt our war on terrorism, like the “Pulitizer” worthy story on foreign prisons?

By getalife

May 5, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

I wonder how AntiRadical knew he was abusing drugs?

He sure nailed it.

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 03:07 PM | Link to this

Earl

I like to debunk those who overcount their purple hearts, go home, throw them over a fence and then go to France and speak against the American government.

If you want a hero, find somebody besides Kerry.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 03:08 PM | Link to this

getalife,

I’m happy to see Patrick Kennedy checking himself in for the third time.

By Shoop

May 5, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

Why is Midori posting over and over? Is her button still stuck?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

keep right on dreaming, Scooter.

I’m right here, RW.

Buy Danish - who said I was offended?

Shoop - er, um. Yeah, I like Family Guy.

What of it?

Getalife/Finch/Daniel: It’s only 3 p.m., and the news has taken so many weird turns today. We shall see.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Any word on whether Patrick Kennedy is going to do a news conference on CNN?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

RW,

Thanks for the link; however, I have access to CNN via my desktop.

We have it like that.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 03:14 PM | Link to this

RW,

I do not follow the Kennedys or Clintons like y’all do.

What are you doing at the DU, did you flip flop?

By Scooter

May 5, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

Gotta give those Kennedies credit when it is due. They sure can play the intelligencia voters like a fiddle.

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:17 PM | Link to this

Shoop,

I have no idea why my post was posted three times.

Perhaps my button is “stuck”.

Like your nose up Bush’s as-s

By just wondering

May 5, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this

i, nor anyone in my family, has ever received government money.

but, i am looking forward to this 100$ rebate for gas prices coming soon from a republicrat near you!!

you guys really take yourself way too seriously.

By Scooter

May 5, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this

Wow, Midori is on a high. She is knocking us all down with her pointed debate counter points.

By Earl

May 5, 2006 03:19 PM | Link to this

Dusty, unless you were THERE, then you don’t really know what Kerry went through in Vietnam, now do you? People who were there spoke up for him; people who were sort of nearby claimed to know more than the people who were there, and denegraded his service (how conveniently) during an election year against a man whose “service” is indeed questionable at best.

Speaking the truth to Congress in such troubled times must have taken great courage. Letting a bunch of corporate hacks spend millions on advertising smearing him in ‘04, and not responding with the appropriate outrage was, in my opinion, something less.

Heroes? Yes, we are in dire need of some right now! Kerry? Not my first choice. Whom do you recommend?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:20 PM | Link to this

RW,

I have to hand it to you.

You do have a good sense of humor.

You always have.

By Shoop

May 5, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

Well Midori is happy now. She had to do some SCREAMING, but now everybody is talking to her and she has somebody to talk to besides herself.

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

RW,

Patrick Kennedy checked himself in three times or Midori posted it three times?

And who’s on first? (Not the Braves! Lost last night in case you missed it.)

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 03:21 PM | Link to this

RW,

Seriously, I wonder why P.K. is going to the Mayo Clinic again? Why not try someplace new, since Mayo doesn’t appear to be working too well?

I’d ask Rush where he went, although they may not be able to handle the multiple addictions plus the Bi-Polar.

The guy really does have a lot of problems to deal with.

Getalife,

Is that wingnutty enough for you?

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

Scooter,

why waste substance on those who have absolutely none?

second, these pages are acting weird and not loading properly for me.

thirdly, well, just because.

By Daniel

May 5, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this

The ship is deserting the sinking rat.

By Midori

May 5, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

Shoop, Shoop, Shoop

I don’t need to “beg” for attention.

Look at how I’ve captured yours.

And all that you are lavishing on me.

I don’t see where I had to “scream” for it.

Gotta go - must clear my desk before getting out of here.

It’s been real, Shoop.

Maybe next time I can come to you in your dreams.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

only the perverted can turn a simple compliment into “flirting”.

Midori,

Sounds a bit like you were offended.

Hey all,

Shepherd Smith, that right wing wingnut is asking a sensible question:

Why is P.K. going into rehab for painkillers when it was supposed to be about Ambien and the stomach drug?

Come to think of it, it was also a bit odd that P.K. mentioned “the stomach flu”, but I’m not an expert like W.S., AntiRad, and Finch, so I’ll leave that question for them to answer.

Although when I suggested that he may have been sleepwalking Antirad got quite offended. Yet now Major Garrett suggested that he might have been sleepdriving. Ha!

By Scooter

May 5, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

Midori, well you certainly gut my substance less A-ss for making a mere suggestion. Such a compassionate and understanding liberal, who likes differing opinions, you are.

Know I know why the “freedom of speech” Democrats locked the protestors up at their convention and the Republicrats left them out for display.

Didn’t take long to realize why I don’t visit much, the hospitality is lacking.

By Shoop

May 5, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this

I think Midori wants you RW. But watch out cause she wasn’t too nice to the one she wanted before.

I miss Buff,OO and Big Daddy. They were fun.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

Midori must have posted each time Kennedy mentioned another check-in. Did you hear that he had a news conference on CNN.

Buy Danish,

Somehow I don’t think going back to the Mayo Clinic just to “see if these new pills might be a problem” is a very strong foundation for seeking help. I heard him say that on a news conference on CNN although I watched on Fox. Apparently pool reporting escapes some around here.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

If I had to take a wild guess I would say Major Garrett didn’t exactly buy most of that story.

By Shoop

May 5, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

Midori in my dreams would be a nightmare. No thanks. I’m enjoying Andy. He’s funny. Some of you other folks too. I just can’t remember names.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

Shoop,

I’m still getting over mis-reading the last line of what Midori wrote to you. That line has to be read very carefully.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Speaking of people who are easily offended, whatever you do, don’t ever mention a place called “Talladega”.

It engenders extreme reactions, without an ounce of humor.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 03:47 PM | Link to this

Buff and Midori got along very well.

I remember some here telling them to get a room.

Midori and Andy, well that is a different story.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

RW,

Major Garrett is cynical and thinks that the DNC machine politely suggested that he get the hell out of Dodge.

Although I would hope that his own family would advise him to get the hell into rehab.

I am refraining from making snarky comments about his father.

By Huge

May 5, 2006 03:54 PM | Link to this

Shepherd Smith, that right wing wingnut…

He is about the only one on that network who isn’t one!

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

Oh, Earl, Earl silly,

Of course I wasn’t on a swift boat with Kerry or on a slow boat to China. Were you?

Kerry did serve(commendable)then came home and led anti-war protests while others were still fighting in Viet Nam.(disgraceful). Not my kind of hero.

The military who are serving in Afghanistan & Iraq are my heroes. There’s no doubt about it. They are the REAL thing.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 04:03 PM | Link to this

finch: I said it was more safe for Americans in Iraq than it is in America. Big difference.

Why must you go to England to get bad news about Iraq? Let’s just look at what See BS, avowed Bush haters, has to say about it:

Authorities also said 31 “foreign fighters” had been killed since April and 161 al Qaeda in Iraq leaders were killed or captured since January, seriously undercutting the group’s logistical abilities.

Lynch said that U.S. operations against al-Zarqawi had dramatically cut the number of suicide attacks in the country from an average of 75 per month to fewer than 25 per month now.

It must have killed them to admit that, I’ll bet there was much weeping and gnashing of teeth in that “news” room.

Things are just groovy.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 04:10 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

One thing I did learn from the “news conference on CNN” is that this happened Wednesday night/Thursday morning. Where were the David Gregory types screaming about the cover-up?

By Dusty

May 5, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

My goodness,

Going to rehab is getting to be as common as going to the movies. Wonder how it goes?

Lectures by former addicts (like toughlove)..

Back rubs for forgetfulness..

Four hour movies featuring pills…

Brainwashing by pharmacists…??

Sounds trivial but movie stars trip off to Betty Ford Clinic like they are going on vacation. Then they return all chipper. Until the next time. Just wondering.

By rushncap

May 5, 2006 04:21 PM | Link to this

Kerry’s anti-war protests are responsible for us getting the hell out of ‘Nam, Dusty. I’m sure you’d rather we stayed there until today, losing more of our soldiers. Because a real patriot in your book is one who dies for his country. A person who prevents death is a traitor. For you there is no honor in living. But honor in dying, no matter why, as long as chain-o-command tells you to go die.

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy is another example of someone whose only qualification for office appears to be his name. Can you guess who else falls into this category?

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy is another example of someone whose only qualification for office appears to be his name. Can you guess who else falls into this category?

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 04:25 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy is another example of someone whose only qualification for office appears to be his name. Can you guess who else falls into this category?

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 04:26 PM | Link to this

Patrick Kennedy is another example of someone whose only qualification for office appears to be his name. Can you guess who else falls into this category?

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

Why is this happening…somebody make it stop!

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 04:36 PM | Link to this

LHU must be after Midori’s record.

rushncap,

Do you value all human life?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this

This may have been previously shared on the blog but it never hurts to make positively sure everyone gets it:

Patrick Kennedy’s past includes several troubling episodes, starting with his treatment in 1986 for cocaine use. More recently, a charter company accused him of causing $28,000 in damage to a rented yacht in 2000. That same year, he acknowledged that he was “on a lot of different medications for, among other things, depression,” and was accused of shoving an airport security guard at Los Angeles International Airport when she tried to make him check his bag.

He was in a traffic incident last month in his home district, according to Boston Herald columnist Howie Carr, who reported that the mishap occurred as Kennedy was hurrying into the parking lot of a pharmacy in Portsmouth, R.I.

By Lord Help Us

May 5, 2006 04:51 PM | Link to this

Maybe ML’s cartoon should have Patrick Kennedy’s caricature instead with the same caption, ‘Who’s Impersonating Whom?’

Maybe they have more in common than a famous last name…

By Huge

May 5, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this

…then came home and led anti-war protests while others were still fighting in Viet Nam.(disgraceful)

WHICH ABSOLUTELY BEGS THE QUESTION - JUST WHEN IS IT OK IN THIS COUNTRY TO PROTEST AGAINST WAR?

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 5, 2006 05:07 PM | Link to this

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism May 5, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this This may have been previously shared on the blog but it never hurts to make positively sure everyone gets it:

Just one more example of the honest attemps by our friend Andy that *all the news is brought to our attention, bless his lil ol heart for looking out for us.

By finch

May 5, 2006 05:11 PM | Link to this

It’s no secret that Patrick Kennedy and chemicals have a long and checkered past.

Even the best rehab clinics in the world (Mayo, Hazelden, Fr. Martin’s Ashley, Betty Ford) have “cure” rates of, at best, 20%. Walkin’ the walk’s lots harder than talkin’ the talk.

Here’s wishing Kennedy the best. At least he hasn’t gloated over the drug deaths of others, like another certain addict I can think of.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 05:15 PM | Link to this

It’s over:

Lewis Libby defense lawyer Theodore Wells told a federal judge a short time ago that the Libby defense team has located “five witnesses who will say under oath that Mr. [Joseph] Wilson told them his wife worked for the CIA.”

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 05:25 PM | Link to this

but, but, but…Andy…

What are finch and Midori and getalife going to do if Rove doesn’t get locked up today????

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 5, 2006 05:30 PM | Link to this

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism May 5, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this This may have been previously shared on the blog but it never hurts to make positively sure everyone gets it:

Just one more example of the honest attemps by our friend Andy that *all the news is brought to our attention, bless his lil ol heart for looking out for us.

By @@

May 5, 2006 05:34 PM | Link to this

Man, I just caught the picture of that huge rock projecting itself 3 to 5 feet a day from Mt. St. Helen. Nature is truly mind-boggling and then there is insignificant little ole me. I wonder what it sounds like up there.

Keeping you in my thoughts WashingtonState.

By R.Franklin

May 5, 2006 05:47 PM | Link to this

Well the five witnesses for Libby’s defense will not fit into the conspiracy theory. They’ll work overtime to make it fit though, that’s for sure.

Don’t give us facts. Give us conspiracy theories. They can remain unanswered until eternity.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 05:48 PM | Link to this

Here’s wishing Kennedy the best. At least he hasn’t gloated over the drug deaths of others, like another certain addict I can think of.

Finch,

That’s a new one. As*suming the addict you refer to is you know who, did you get this today on one of your favorite moonbat locations?

Because if you knew it yesterday, the day before, and the day before that, I’m sure you would have shared it with all of us.

Tex,

Don’t you have some cows to poke? Because you have nothing to say.

@@,

What rock? What am I missing? Is it ready to blow again?

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 05:48 PM | Link to this

@@: That rock at St. Helens pales in comparison to the sheer amount of Bulls—t the liberals put forth everyday.

By Todd

May 5, 2006 05:57 PM | Link to this

Kinda funny and oh so typical. All these little Republiscum getting off on Kennedy while they themselves elected a PROVEN long-time drunken drug addict to the office of President. Inarguable facts of history. The ignorance of the masses.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 05:59 PM | Link to this

RW/Andy,

I just read that NRO newsbite. Is it just me or is there a certain Alice in Wonderland quality to this case?

It seems that Fitzgerald will be free to drop a lot of hints, but the defense will not be free to connect the dots for the jury who will remain clueless.

I do look forward to Wilson being on the stand, and perjuring himself.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 06:07 PM | Link to this

The sheriff even went so far as to purchase the Newt Gingrich lecture series, which he plays in the jails. When a reporter asked him if he had a lecture series by a Democrat, he noted that a Democratic lecture series might explain why many of the inmates where in jail in the first place.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 06:13 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

This case is certainly turning our justice system on it’s ear. First you don’t need an underlying crime and now the prosecution is trying to exempt itself from the discovery laws.

Fitzgerald needs to drop this witchhunt or go after Wilson. Oddly just this afternoon, up ^ ^ ^ there, Fitzmas was in full celebration mode. Oh well, Bush drank when he was younger so let’s elect a whole flock of moonbats.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 06:15 PM | Link to this

Andy, are you in denial?

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 5, 2006 06:23 PM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - Angry conservatives are driving the approval ratings of President Bush and the GOP-led Congress to dismal new lows, according to an AP-Ipsos poll that underscores why Republicans fear an Election Day massacre.

But Bush never reads polls and everyone knows there’s nothing to fear, really. I’m sure BD and Andy can explain to us why these numbers mean nothing, bless their lil’ ol’ hearts. I’m sitting on the edge of my seat in breathless anticipation for the latest divinings from their crystal balls.

BD I’ve done poked all them cows what needed it and put the c hickens back in their coops so why don’t you go ahead and dazzle us ‘librils’.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 06:24 PM | Link to this

getalife: No, I’m in Marietta.

By finch

May 5, 2006 06:24 PM | Link to this

Danish, you mean you haven’t seen these Ghandi-like quotes from your idol??

“Kurt Cobain died of a drug-induced suicide, I just — he was a worthless shred of human debris.”

“Just another dead doper. And a dirt bag.” (on the occasion of Grateful Dead guitarist Jerry Garcia’s death.)

Naturally, your hero has never retracted or apologized for those gracious words of sympathy and understanding.

Like I said at 5:11pm, here’s wishing Kennedy the best. At least he hasn’t gloated over the drug deaths of others, like another certain addict I can think of.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 5, 2006 06:27 PM | Link to this

WASHINGTON - Angry conservatives are driving the approval ratings of President Bush and the GOP-led Congress to dismal new lows, according to an AP-Ipsos poll that underscores why Republicans fear an Election Day massacre.

But Bush never reads polls and everyone knows there’s nothing to fear, really. I’m sure BD and Andy can explain to us why these numbers mean nothing, bless their lil’ ol’ hearts. I’m sitting on the edge of my seat in breathless anticipation for the latest divinings from their crystal balls.

BD I’ve done poked all them cows what needed it and put the c hickens back in their coops so why don’t you go ahead and dazzle us ‘librils’.

By @@

May 5, 2006 06:27 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish:

I don’t know if it’s fixing to blow or not. The rock is 300 feet above the mountain. I think it has been a progressive thing.

Andy:

I really liked your link at 7:01 this morning. It has opened my eyes to Israel’s plight. Can’t leave them without an ally.

As to the “huge” rock, I was happy to serve as your straight man. @—

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 06:35 PM | Link to this

LTD: O.K. here it goes, 45% voted for the pinko, Kerry and 55% voted for Bush. These numbers are constant. 45% still hate Bush with all of their maggot infested guts and that will never change. Right now, 38% of the 55 crowd have not been brainwashed by Faux “News.”

Come November, all alone in that poll booth, the 55% wouldn’t pull the D lever even if they had been offered free gas for a year. Republicans win!

A week later, Bush’s poll numbers will be back down to 38%.

Got it?

By getalife

May 5, 2006 06:36 PM | Link to this

Oh, no wonder you are so angry.

Neuharth, a decorated war veteran, concludes: “President Abraham Lincoln was right when he said: ‘You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time.’”

I would be mad too, if I was a wingnut.

Things are just groovy.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 06:44 PM | Link to this

Let me try my best to help you “librils” as LTD puts it.

When you post and the server appears to have locked up just do whatever you would normally do to get to the page when you first log on. It has taken your post and it is not going to unlock itself. Hitting the back button and then hitting post again will cause multiple posts and keep you from having to say things like, Why is this happening…somebody make it stop!

Note: Please don’t let getalife tell you that that is infringing on your free speech rights.

By RW-(the original)

May 5, 2006 06:50 PM | Link to this

Allow me to revise and extend:

Hitting the back button and then hitting post again will cause multiple posts and have you saying things like, Why is this happening…somebody make it stop!

By Huge

May 5, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

O.K. here it goes, 45% voted for the pinko, Kerry and 55% voted for Bush. These numbers are constant. (and totally inaccurate!) A week later, Bush’s poll numbers will be back down to 38%.

The real numbers? 51% and 48%. And 32%. Some people can’t even get three simple numbers straight! Jeez! You gotta love that attention to detail.

My guess is his approval ratings will be in the teens by the time he and his goons screw up a few more things…

The first statement is drivel; the second says a ton.

Don’t you have some cows to poke? Because you have nothing to say.

…if I want to see a cartoon lampooning the Kennedy’s latest gufaw I could find the blog of a conservative cartooonist with half the talent and hang out there.

Good stuff LTD.

By @@

May 5, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

I just took a close look at the cartoon. My comment. Look! Bush has stars on his podium. ml tagged him as “superior”. Thank you ml. The other guy can only aspire to that kind of “stardom”.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

May 5, 2006 06:54 PM | Link to this

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism May 5, 2006 06:35 PM |”45% still hate Bush with all of their maggot infested guts and that will never change.”,

Why I haven’t experienced such a colorful splash of words on a page since Kurt Vonnegut. Don’t bother BD, I’m spent, I must take to my bed.

By getalife

May 5, 2006 07:00 PM | Link to this

Damn right wing blog server.

It seems to have storage issues probably link related.

If you post on the local political blog, it works fine. Just like the old days with no delay.

That reminds me, we have not heard from the hammer lately. Poor guy, I hope he shares information with the prosecution.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

May 5, 2006 07:22 PM | Link to this

New toon, same old slow stupid liberal server.

By Buy Danish

May 5, 2006 07:23 PM | Link to this

…I’m spent, I must take to my bed.

Tex,

So we are to conclude that all that wanking and cow poking tuckered, you out?

The way you put it it sounds almost… Shakespearian.

finch,

The comments that you provided are truncated an out of context. Remember Snopes.com? Please provide them in their full context.

In return, I will provide you the full and untruncated Madeline Albright/Sandy Berger WMD/Saddam Hussein comments.

By @@

May 5, 2006 07:29 PM | Link to this

Come on over. The new toon is fine.

By finch

May 5, 2006 07:36 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

The quotes from your hero gloating over the drug deaths of Garcia and Kobain are in their full context. I checked snopes to be sure.

And what do they have to do with Albright/Berger/WMDs?? Nothing. You’re just changing the subject.

Your idol stands as a paragon of “compassionate conservatism”.