Mike Luckovich

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 25, 2006 07:41 PM | Link to this

Couldn’t have said it better mysel! Excellent Toon!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 07:43 PM | Link to this

Cartoon boy better already have that pulitzer at home, cause this toon could lose it for him.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 07:47 PM | Link to this

Big oil smoking big tobacco with a big pharmaceutical hair transplant gone bad? I wonder how much big oil ml wasted on his Pulitzer Patriottour?

By rushncap

April 25, 2006 07:48 PM | Link to this

Hahaha! Another good one Mike.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 07:49 PM | Link to this

Nah, big oil man wouldn’t be bald like that, he’d have a toupee, either that or a crown of gold. It ain’t like he’s a cartoonist for some pinko “news” paper. That is a nice Armani suit though.

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 07:55 PM | Link to this

Yep, back when he was running for election the first time GWB derided his opponents (gasoline had recently risen in price) by suggesting that he was connected in the oil industry and, by inference, could do something about gasoline prices. Now we know how true that statement was. Gasoline prices are higher than ever.

To borrow from another blog: “It’s not a coincidence that the oil and gas industries donated over $25 million to Congressional campaigns in 2004 (with 80% of that money going into Republican coffers), and another $7.2 million so far in the 2006 cycle (with 84% going to the GOP). They also doled out over $4.5 million to Bush’s 2000 and 2004 presidential runs.

And what did they get for their largess? According to Public Citizen, the top five oil companies have pocketed over a quarter of trillion (that’s with a “T”) in profits since Bush took office. Talk about a return on investment. That’s a gusher!” And Exxon is the biggest company in the world when measured by market value (Fortune magazine).

But Cheney and the WH refused to disclose what was said in the 1st term administration meetings with the energy czars?????? What do they have to hide????

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 07:59 PM | Link to this

GWB looks more like a pig than a dog. Perhaps ML intended readers to see his toon that way. But of course GWB/pig-boy has no Nads…just like Andy.

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 08:05 PM | Link to this

N-Ga,

Sure - they just came out of a Petrie dish

BTW, it’s funny but I always figured the N stood for No nads.

Stalemate?

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 08:07 PM | Link to this

Seriously - I’m really annoyed with Bush for suggesting today that getting rid of tax breaks for the oil companies is a good idea.

Like that will really help bring prices down.

Not.

By getalife

April 25, 2006 08:08 PM | Link to this

Yes, gas is high but I have to give the devil his due.

He did pimp ethanol today.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 08:12 PM | Link to this

The cartoonist has Bush as an oil lapdog and a poster has him as King Oil.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, the democrat obstruction of domestic oil production, ANWR and Continental Shelf, has come home to roost, settling in nicely up everybody’s a-ss.

Mad Scientist Algore and his merry band of Earth savers have just about regulated gas, the so called boutique fuels, to where it costs as much to produce as single malt scotch.

And don’t forget the domestic corn lobby, of course. Another brilliant liberal idea, let’s produce “alternate” fuels, such as corn derived ethanol, which lucky for you, uses more fuel to produce then it creates, and is scarce to boot.

Excellent work, Moonbats!

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:12 PM | Link to this

BD…no stalemate…everyone knows you wish you had nads…but we say Kathy Bates in her birthday suit and she didn’t have any, and she is your clone.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 08:16 PM | Link to this

What does N-GA and Fortune have against Wal-Mart?

By Teresa

April 25, 2006 08:17 PM | Link to this

Hey there ole RW, how you been? Are you and that old lab rat Dusty still getting it on? Still sharing a straitjacket? Y’all sure make a cute couple. Ha!Ha! But don’t y’all break nothing now, you hear? Those old bones would take a long, long time to heal. Bye for now.

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:19 PM | Link to this

Big oil keeps saying (and so did pig-boy) that the high prices are due to high demand. Big oil got their “tell a lie often enough…” technique from the administration, or is it the other way around?

Anyone remember the oil embargo and the resulting gas lines? I haven’t seen a single line at a gas station during this gasoline “crisis”. In fact, the only stations having problems getting gas say that the problem is the refiners changing to a different gasoline additive. But the wing-nuts have proven they will believe any lie as long as it is outrageous enough.

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:22 PM | Link to this

Well Andy….your remedial math class is just not doing you any good. You need to be reminded daily that BOTH house of congress are in the hands of the GOP…any failings due to a complete lack of an effective energy policy fall directly on the shoulders of this administration. You should be lobbying for an over-the-counter drug to control your nocturnal bed-wetting.

By @@

April 25, 2006 08:23 PM | Link to this

N-GA:

I thought you said I was Kathy Bates. You really do have a thing for that woman don’t you?

I can try to contact her if you like. Maybe we could hook the two of you up.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 08:24 PM | Link to this

People usually don’t line up when there’s no gas, I guess wankers may line up anyway, who knows but them?

Gasoline Shortages Reported on East Coast Friday, April 21, 2006

NEW YORK — Dozens of gasoline stations from Virginia to Massachusetts ran short of fuel on Friday as suppliers struggled with a transition to a new anti-smog gasoline blend using corn-based ethanol as an additive, marketers said.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 08:26 PM | Link to this

I’ll bet these wankers around here line up for alot more than gas.

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:26 PM | Link to this

The answer, RW (as you well know) is that Exxon is worth more than Walmart (# of shares x share price). In addition, Exxon has more profits. Thank you for emphasizing my point. Exxon has lower sales than Walmart, but makes more profit. More reason for a windfall profit tax.

By Dusty

April 25, 2006 08:28 PM | Link to this

Another lousy cartoon from our pulitzer patriot.

Now he has drawn a dog that is supposed to look like the president. Isn’t that clever? I supposed Luckovich is a big fat flea hanging on to the president to get blood money for his liberal scribbles.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 08:30 PM | Link to this

Facts don’t matter to a wanker, they just pound away on that ole pud:

Later in the week, the Defense Appropriations bill also became a victim of Democratic obstruction. Because Republicans had attached a provision to allow oil exploration in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge (ANWR) to the bill, Democrats vowed to filibuster – even though the bill provides $50 billion in funding for the Global War on Terror and $50 billion for operations in Iraq and Afghanistan – and filibuster they did.

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:31 PM | Link to this

@@,

I don’t need an introduction to Kathy because, unlike O’Reilly, Newt and Rush (or Bill C.), I only want or need my wife to keep me happy.

Thank you for your quote about stations running short on fuel. It confirms what I said in my 8:19 post.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 08:33 PM | Link to this

Or maybe a wanker just doesn’t know:

The Clinton-Gore Administration adopted the toughest standards ever on soot and smog, which could prevent up to 15,000 premature deaths each year. They have announced significant reductions in tailpipe emissions from cars, light trucks and SUVs as well as reducing the level of sulfur in gasoline by 90 percent.

By Dusty

April 25, 2006 08:36 PM | Link to this

Teresa,

How’s John? Did you buy him some new purple hearts? Fill up those swift boats with tasty loyal ketchup not to mention all the green stuff.

Glad you’re keeping in touch with us conservatives. The Dems wouldn’t touch John-boy with a ten foot pole. So you can skip buying the new outfit. Now stop by again. We like to hear from the old folks.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 08:37 PM | Link to this

Hi Teresa,

It’s getting hot, do you have anything a little cooler than these straitjackets?

N-GA,

You’ll have to hash those things out with someone else that knows more about the oil business, but just on a hunch I bet you’re wrong as usual.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 08:40 PM | Link to this

Could it be that the wanker is just a plain old dumba-ss?:

Sioux Falls, SD (July 5, 2005) – The American Coalition for Ethanol (ACE) today announced that Senator Tom Daschle, Pinko, former U.S. Senate Majority and Minority Leader from South Dakota, will be attending the organization’s 18th Annual Ethanol Conference & Trade Show to accept an award for his distinguished and significant contributions to the advancement of the U.S. ethanol industry.

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:41 PM | Link to this

Hey bed wetter….your do-nothing congress talks about legislation, but gets nothing done except to go on recess (so they can campaign in a desperate attempt to keep their jobs sucking at the lobbyists’ t**.)

You better learn to swim, just not in my swimming pool…you know why….

By getalife

April 25, 2006 08:46 PM | Link to this

I wonder if this has something to do with the Pulitzer Patriot’s latest cartoon?

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:46 PM | Link to this

Rw….your ignorance is showing…I’m right, and you can’t refute it! Try googling.

And your wingnut-style remark “wrong as usual” is so typical since you’ve NEVER proven me wrong. You lie just as much as the fascists you hang around….just another wanna-be.

By Dusty

April 25, 2006 08:46 PM | Link to this

N-GA has a wife!!! Wonder if she wears a burqa?

By N-GA

April 25, 2006 08:49 PM | Link to this

Well there is nothing interesting or thoughtful coming from the wing-nuts tonight (no surprise), so I’ll call it a night. Good tune Mike…you “left” the “right” speechless tonight, for the most part.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 25, 2006 08:50 PM | Link to this

You better learn to swim, just not in my swimming pool…you know why….

What brilliant, thoughtful insight from the wanker.

Democrat Obstruction is Keeping Americans Out of Work

Need I go through the whole fifty pages that google brought up for democrat obstruction? Has anyone else heard of the nuclear option and could maybe explain it to this putz?

And, for goodness sake, give him the golden shower that he so desperately seeks.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 09:08 PM | Link to this

I did a google search like the the wanker wanted and since he didn’t specify I just used nga+bastard here’s the google excerpt from one of the results:

Creepy bastard. And speeking of creepy bastards, Nga likes to take pictures of me sleeping. :/. If you look closely, you can see a greenish blue keroppi

Sounds like somebody knows him well.

By Markus

April 25, 2006 09:26 PM | Link to this

Once again we have the emotionalism without facts. Liberals like to b!tch about things that happen due in large part to their policies (or more specifically a lack of them) on gas prices:

o State/local gas taxes.

o State/local regs on fuel formulas.

o Lack of a willing to explore slate exploration, which has been said to harbor a trillion barrels of oil (yeah, that’s with a T).

o Increased world consumption (I always thought liberals were FOR world “progress.”)

There is plenty of oil in North America, and it is no coincidence that the plurality of our oil import percentage comes from Canada:

“Canada is the US’ largest foreign supplier of energy, including oil, gas, uranium, and electric power.”

http://www.cia.gov/cia/publications/factbook/geos/ca.html

I’d still like one liberal out there to ‘splain what he or she means by a “war for oil” every time we go kick a* in the Middle East.

By finch

April 25, 2006 09:29 PM | Link to this

First off, great cartoon! Just what I’d expect from a true Pulitzer Patriot, who is someone who uses his voice in the media to embrace all-American ethics and principles!!

And how ‘BOUT that lapdog President Bush?? His BOLD move to bolster energy supplies?? Temporarily halt 15,000 barrels a day in purchases for the Strategic Oil Reserve. Since the US already imports 10 MILLION barrels a day, that 15,000 is SO worthless…

What about ANWR and continental shelf drilling? Lapdog BUsh at the GOP just don’t care. Despite their control of the White House and Congress… nothing!

No, wait!! Here’s something! Bush is threatening to actually do a certain something he’s never done as President!

VETO A BILL!!

Not just any bill.. it’s a bill to fund the pointless war in Iraq!

This unprecedented ultimatum comes because the bill is loaded with pork backed by GOP Senators who are far more concerned about the gravy train than gasoline prices… or the war in Iraq… or anything butt (hee!) their own backsides.

No wonder the Wall Street Journal is ominously warning of a Republican pratfall in the November elections.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 09:29 PM | Link to this

What’s this??? While everyone else is carping, Bush comes through again.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 09:35 PM | Link to this

Did someone say Pulitzer Patriot?

By Maxwell

April 25, 2006 09:38 PM | Link to this

Some of you folks on here have been Bushwankered.

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 09:38 PM | Link to this

RW,

I admire your googling skills.

Hey all you Lefties! I have a question. Which is more important to Bush:

You guys are great at coming up with motiveless crimes. I realize that you think that Bush is stupid, but can you give me one intelligent reason why he would throw it all away for higher prices at the pump?

While you’re at it, who runs Starbucks these days? Because it cost me $8.00 to buy a pound of coffee last week and I’m outraged! Godd*amn Bush administration!

My water bill keeps going up too! Blame Bush. Blame Bush.

And why was it so windy today? Global warming. Bush sucks.

And my lawn looks terrible this year! Weed plot, weed plot! Blame Bush and Big Agribusiness who use Big Chemicals which …shoot - I forgot to use them.

It’s a vast right wing c.o.n.s.p.i.r.a.c.y!

Losers.

By Markus

April 25, 2006 09:39 PM | Link to this

So now oil prices might drop a little. Oh no, there goes another b*** the liberals will have snatched out of their pig lips.

Somebody had better tell Pelosi and Chuckie that they had BETTER get some ideas on their own, and soon.

By Markus

April 25, 2006 09:42 PM | Link to this

Bush hasn’t vetoed one single bill, INCLUDING from Democrats because he’s trying to be “bipartisan.”

Personally, I don’t know why you liberals hate the man so much. He has caved into more socialist liberal ideology than any previous Republican, not the least of which is his former president father.

We can start with Katrina “victim” funding and work back from there.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 09:42 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

It looks like tomorrow morning will be the big announcement.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 09:50 PM | Link to this

Markus,

That’s one of my favorite delusions the moonbats operate under. Some of us aren’t satisfied with Bush’s job performance because he has caved in to too many liberal big government ideas domestically. It sure as hell doesn’t mean we would prefer a Democrat. (Unless Zell wants a new job)

By getalife

April 25, 2006 10:03 PM | Link to this

It looks Like Snow feels the same way about W.

He is going to be the next PS?

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 10:04 PM | Link to this

RW,

I don’t want to sound too Christian because it may alientate my audience, but may I say, Halleluia!! (Greta Van S just confirmed it live.(

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 10:11 PM | Link to this

Markus,

Bush hasn’t figured out that it doesn’t matter what one does to appease liberals. They never say “thank you” and always ask for more the next time around.

Irrational hatred cannot be negotiated. It must be defeated.

That goes for the libs AND Islamists. This is war! I just hope (and pray) that that lame Bush energy speech today was not Josh Bolten’s inspiration.

Tony! Tony! Tony!

FINCH,

I forgot to ask - do you own a Caribou farm or something? What’s the matter with drilling in Anwar?

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 10:14 PM | Link to this

Error admission # 2 for Wednesday, April 25th:

My 10:04 - the inverted parentheses…doesn’t mean anything. No emoticon message - just a typo.

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 10:17 PM | Link to this

getalife,

What is a PS?

Post script?

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 10:18 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

Never mind. I get it. Sorry - time for bed. Nite all!

By finch

April 25, 2006 10:33 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

I have nothing against ANWR and I like caibous! But ANWR is no energy solution for 2 reasons. For starters, it’s not awash in crude, no matter what the big oil shills say. There’s a respectable amount there, but reserves in Saudia Arabia, Iran and Russia dwarf it. And if we start drilling tomorrow (doubtful) it’ll be 5 years minimum before anybody sees a drop of it, and it might satisfy 5% of US energy needs for 50 years before it dries up. That’s it.

It would help if US leaders (not just Bush) thought long term about energy needs. But in the US today, long term thinking prohibits looking ahead more than the next election. And G-d forbid we should look at some 3rd world upstart like BRAZIL and it’s bio-energy program for inspiration! That one’s for you, getalife.

BTW I am thrilled to DEATH that SUV owners are looking at $100 fillups real soon. Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of people.

Sarcasm off.

By Buy Danish

April 25, 2006 10:49 PM | Link to this

finch,

If you had a bunch of kids and a load of sports equipment to cart around you might not look so disparagingly at SUVS (or mini vans).

If Big Oil thought that ANWAR was a bust they wouldn’t bother drilling there, would they? I think you like caribous too much and that’s the problem - because there is no sane reason not to drill there.

I heard some female Dem congressperson saying how alternative fuels would cut oil consumption by 7% and therefore we should go for it.

Great! Why not cut another 7% at Anwar? We’ve been trying to drill their for years and now you way it will take too long. Grrrrrrrr!

The Marxist logic that you and your side uses just kills me. Hope it doesn’t kill the whole damn planet.

By Kevin

April 25, 2006 10:55 PM | Link to this

Rising oil prices have all their attention. Except Pelosi’s. Was she sleeping? Didn’t she repeat what Bush already said?

The world is a little wobbly on its’ axis and oil prices respond. Conserve. I always have. I didn’t need to wait for somebody to hit me in the head with a 2X4. Global population grows, so does consumption. The Middle East has been in turmoil for as long as I can remember and they sit on top of oil.

Sorry to disappoint all the conspiracy theorists, but this one isn’t Bush’s fault. It belongs to Democrats, Republicans, Conservationists, Government Regulations. You name it, they’ve all been blind.

I’ll ride a bicycle before I take a nuke up my a-ss.

Oh, by the way. I won’t hold it against the rest of you who haven’t been conserving. I think we are all getting it now. That’s a good thing.

By Kevin

April 25, 2006 11:00 PM | Link to this

I just wanted to add that Bush appears to be the only President I’ve seen in a while who is taking this bull by the longhorns. Research in alternative sources was stepped up in 2000.

By RW-(the original)

April 25, 2006 11:08 PM | Link to this

The coastal plains in ANWR sure look different when you don’t get all your news from CNN an Fox

By Kevin

April 25, 2006 11:11 PM | Link to this

Maybe the environmentalists could ride around in these.

By finch

April 26, 2006 12:16 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

That “bunch of kids and equipment” argument is SO bogus! First, you do not need an overweight, oversized all terrain monster getting 13 miles to the gallon for this. A van would be far more efficient and practical. That’s off the top of my head.

My parents had five kids. We had a Ford station wagon. No problem.

Second, 9 out of 10 SUVs on the road where I live have just one or two people in them. No “equipment”, much less kids.

Compounding this disgraceful consumption? Driving your SUV solo, 40 miles to work and 40 miles back, and THEN whining about gasoline prices. Perverse.

I hope they all have to choose between food and fuel when gasoline hits $4 a gallon. And when they’re forced to sell their beasts, they get pennies on the dollar.

I will laugh and laugh.

You have a lot in common with Big Oil. Like so many instant gratification capitalists (you give the word a bad name), you can’t see the forest for the trees. Bio-fuels? ANWR?? Doesn’t matter. Same road, same cliff. The world’s oil supply is finite. If a long term alternative isn’t found soon, it’s back to bicycles and horses for us. Actually, for our children. But I guess you’d rather use it all up now and let the little buggers walk.

Right?

By finch

April 26, 2006 12:21 AM | Link to this

RW,

We’ll agree on this. The “pristine environment” argument for an ANWR oil ban is Bee Ess. Hell, caibou LIKE the trans-Alaska pipeline!

But ANWR oil’s no long term solution. Just a band aid for a bullet wound.

By DavidU

April 26, 2006 01:07 AM | Link to this

U.S. Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld arrived in Baghdad Wednesday morning on an unannounced visit. Rumsfeld is expected to meet with Jawad al-Maliki, the Shiite Muslim politician recently tapped as Iraq’s prime minister.

Let’s use those leadership skills to push the Iraqis to implement a new Gov’t faster then their current snail pace.

By Greg Girtman

April 26, 2006 02:42 AM | Link to this

Mike, there you go again, trying to mislead the people with skewed information. When will people realize and tell the truth of who is to blame for the rising oil & gas prices. It is the speculators on Wall Street causing the panic in the oil market. They are scared that China & India are going to start using more & more oil and with supply production stretched to near capacity and the EPA and environmentalist keeping the USA from drilling for new supplies in our own lands.

I know that drilling in Alaska and off our coast will stop us from importing oil, but it could help reduce our dependency long enough to come up with alternate fuel sources.

By AntiRadical

April 26, 2006 03:37 AM | Link to this

Good toon ML. Wag the dog!

By Carol

April 26, 2006 04:29 AM | Link to this

LAY OFF CYNTHIA MCKINNEY FOR A WHILE AND ASK THE QUESTION WHY IS IT SO EASY FOR THEM TO GET INTO THE WHITE HOUSE? SHE WASN’T WEARING A DESIGNATED PIN? COME ON, I WOULD RATHER SEE A PHOTO ID ANY DAY. THIS ONLY CONFIRMS WHY ITS SO EASY TO GET INTO THIS COUNTRY. ALSO, FOR A WHITE HOUSE POLICE OFFICER NOT TO RECOGNIZE HIS REPRESENTATIVES OR SENATORS HE NEEDS A NEW JOB. IF THIS OFFICER WAS TRAINED PROPERLY HE WOULD KNOW THEM. BESIDES A PIN COULD GET MISPLACE, STOLEN OR WHATEVER. MEDIA INSTEAD OF BAD MOUTHING REP. MCKINNEY INVESTIGATE WHAT KIND OF OFFICERS ARE EMPLOYED AT THE WHITE HOUSE. ALSO, FOR THE REPORTER THAT RAN INTO THE MAN WITH REP. MCKINNEY’S, HE BLESS HE DIDN’T FALL THE WAY HE CHARGED AT THEM.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 04:54 AM | Link to this

In the real world, that means merely the oil companies are big, and big companies, if well-run, inherently make big profits. The actual percentage profit, a number used by investors, not blowhards, illustrates this. ExxonMobil had more profit than any other company, but it also is “gi-normous” as a friend of mine used to say. Still, its profit margin was 10.6 percent, placing it at No. 116 on Fortune’s list of top 500 companies.

By contrast, Microsoft made almost 3 times as much — 30.8 percent.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:03 AM | Link to this

How can ANWR’s 1 million barrels bot make a difference when all these little supplies of oil are making a difference?:

Iraq’s oil output is down nearly 40 percent (or 900,000 barrels per day) from pre-invasion levels; Venezuela’s output remains about 700,000 barrels (more than 20 percent) below its pre-strike levels of a few years ago; strife-torn Nigeria’s daily production has recently fallen by half a million barrels; Hurricanes Katrina and Rita reduced U.S. output and refinery capacity; and the intensifying standoff over Iran’s nuclear program threatens its 4-million-barrel-per-day output. Even Saudi Arabia’s alleged unused capacity of 1.5 million barrels, if it exists at all, is not conducive to the refineries where the oil is needed.

We can keep listening to these anti Americans and watch gas go to $5 a gallon. Or we could become more energy independent and decrease our trade deficit at the same time. Drill for oil!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:09 AM | Link to this

Tony Blankely is noticebly more blunt this morning:

Moreover, it won’t work. For the sorry element of the public that may be moved by such openly cynical rhetoric and empty gesture, the Schumers of this world are their natural candidates. At least all the Democratic Party Schumers have been consistently peddling such balderdash for decades. Such rote methods tend to gain a level of believability amongst the particularly feebleminded.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:13 AM | Link to this

They’re coming to get you, pinko:

Republicans in both the House and the Senate view McCarthy as the first of what they believe are four or five individuals who used access to information for political purposes.

“Going back to the Presidential election in 2004, there was a lot of negative information coming out of Democratic campaigns,” says a former Bush Administration staffer. “And it wasn’t the kind of stuff that was readily available from opposition research. This was leaked material. A lot of it wasn’t national security related, but it established a pattern that has followed form for almost two years now. There is orchestrated leaking, and the FBI, the CIA and Congress has to do something about it.”

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:15 AM | Link to this

Pay the pinko at the pump:

According to the Energy Information Agency, almost a quarter of the price of a gallon of gas goes to taxes. Refining costs and oil company profits combined make up less than 20 percent. (Those percentages will be slightly smaller now, with prices having risen so fast in the past month.) But the EIA does not include some local taxes in that count. The Tax Foundation and the American Petroleum Institute found last fall that taxes accounted for 45.9 cents of the cost of each gallon of gas. That’s a United States average, the total differs state to state. It ranged from 26.4 cents in Alaska to 60 cents in California.

Big Oil is greedy? Really?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:25 AM | Link to this

It seems as though the Wall Street Journal is our agreed upon credible source, so here you go:

Fired CIA officer Mary O. McCarthy went on offense Monday, denying through her lawyer that she has done anything wrong. But the agency is standing by its claim that she was dismissed last week because she “knowingly and willfully shared classified intelligence.” It has been reported that one of her media contacts was Washington Post reporter Dana Priest, who just won a Pulitzer Prize for her reporting on the so-called “secret” prisons that the CIA allegedly used to house top level al Qaeda detainees in Eastern Europe.

We’re as curious as anyone to see how Ms. McCarthy’s case unfolds. But this would appear to be only the latest example of the unseemly symbiosis between elements of the press corps and a cabal of partisan bureaucrats at the CIA and elsewhere in the “intelligence community” who have been trying to undermine the Bush Presidency.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:31 AM | Link to this

And again, from the Finch Street Journal:

House Arrest

If Democrats can’t win the Senate, GOP control of Congress is almost certainly safe.

The recent election talk from our pundit class has been about the chances of a Democratic takeover of the House. Many expect this. I am open to this possibility; however, as I have written in the past, I think the data favor a Republican retention. I am also open to, and would be interested to read, a thorough argument that supports a Democratic takeover. Many pundits draw this conclusion, but I have yet to read the support necessary for it. In other words, my real objection is not so much to the conclusions of pundits, but to how they have drawn the conclusions. On the path to a declaration for the Democrats, they all stumble.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 06:18 AM | Link to this

Finch says ANWR’s 1 million barrels a day will make no difference, none!, to meeting our energy demands but the front page of the litter box liners “opinion (Rancid Anti American)” section says that Iran exports 2.5 million barrels a day and it rules the whole world. Anybody else see the disconnect here?

I know neither of them have any problems lying:

By finch April 25, 2006 09:29 PM Temporarily halt 15,000 barrels a day in purchases for the Strategic Oil Reserve. Since the US already imports 10 MILLION barrels a day, that 15,000 is SO worthless

The government has been adding an average of about 25,000 barrels of oil per day to the Strategic Petroleum Reserve so far this year. The U.S. imports about 10 million barrels a day.

By Martin

April 26, 2006 06:44 AM | Link to this

If new Bush spokesman Tony Snow really speaks his mind, Bush will be cringing at his truths!

Quotes from chairman Snow:

“On the policy side, he has become a classical dime-store Democrat.”

“Bush, for all his personal appeal, ultimately bolstered his detractors’ claims that he didn’t have the drive and work ethic to succeed.”

“No president has looked this impotent this long when it comes to defending presidential powers and prerogatives.”

More Snow-jobs here!

The rumors are true. The Bush boys, led by the Grand Inquisinator himself, cant do ANYTHING right!

By dirty sanchez

April 26, 2006 06:49 AM | Link to this

Sigh! I see the “discourse” is about average for this place, childish. And of course, “I like to suck off liberals” is cutting and pasting like a madman.

I also see none of our right wing nutbags have secured jobs yet. Keep trying guys, sooner or later you’ll find a reason to turn off Fox News and have a destination on a daily basis. I hear the Vidalia onion growers are having labor issues, if you right wing nuts weren’t so underqualified, you could make a few dollars a day picking onions and get off the Government teat…

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 06:54 AM | Link to this

dirty sanctiminous: You seem to be well aware of all the options available to miserable failures, does this come from experience? You sure don’t know anything about highly successful businessman who are quite capable of making money hand over fist and dogging you POS liberals out at the same time.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:20 AM | Link to this

Iraqi political leaders offered similar endorsements of Maliki. Kurdish leader Barham Salih told me, “This is the opportunity for genuine reconciliation between the communities in Iraq.” Haitham al-Husseini, a senior official in the largest Shiite party, the Supreme Council for the Islamic Revolution in Iraq (SCIRI), predicted that “we will witness a great improvement in the security situation.” He said Maliki’s effort to form a unity government “will be supported by all the other big blocs in parliament,” including the major Sunni parties.

And that was from the Washington Post!

Celebration! We gonna have a good time tonite! A celebration to last throughout the years! So bring your good times and your laughter too!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:37 AM | Link to this

April 26, 2006 Issues in 2006: Social Security & Abortion By Ed Koch

Let’s start with the miracle of Social Security, which, through the years, has been a major asset for the Democratic party.

Miracle? Enslaving millions of people with life deadening substandard government subsistence is a miracle? You libs are something else.

By Souldrift

April 26, 2006 07:40 AM | Link to this

LSAL - Of course high oil prices are because of “the democrat obstruction of domestic oil production, ANWR and Continental Shelf, has come home to roost, settling in nicely up everybody’s a-ss.” IT CLEARLY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH DROPPING BOMBS IN MIDDLE EASTERN COUNTRIES, AND THREATENING TO BOMB OTHERS.

Thanks for clearing it up for us.

By Souldrift

April 26, 2006 07:42 AM | Link to this

RW - Your “Pulitzer Patriot” link is the dumbest thing I’ve seen all year. Thanks for the laugh.

By @@

April 26, 2006 07:47 AM | Link to this

Well lookey there Bush has harpooned a whale. The a new alternative fuel source, “whale blubber”.

I’m just kidding…I love whales. Whale watching is on my “Things to do List”.

Off to work. 8 miles from where I live and getting there in a 4 cylinder.

By Kerry

April 26, 2006 07:50 AM | Link to this

I love it! Mike, you just keep gettin’ better and better!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:52 AM | Link to this

Soul dense: If we had increased domestic production why would we need oil from the Middle East?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 08:06 AM | Link to this

O.K. if the pinko media is not splashing national security secrets on the front page then why do they need a “how not to get prosecuted” plan?:

How to report stories when the government is out to get you.

Am I missing something here? Is this not like saying go ahead and betray your country but be careful!

When are we going to set the gallows back up? Or are we going to leave that to our enemies after they invade us?

I would personally rather see some “beautiful” people swinging by their necks. This is about the United States not their feminine liberal feelings, their inability to recgonize a clear and present threat to our security.

Hang them.

By RWanker

April 26, 2006 08:10 AM | Link to this

highly successful businessman who are quite capable of making money hand over fist

What a laugh riot! You are a strange sad little man and you have my pity.

BTW, how is your child porn business these days?

By S-O-S

April 26, 2006 08:30 AM | Link to this

Digging Deeper in The Snow

Obviously Martin @ 6:44 AM, only reads the parts that he thinks Bash Bush. It was during the 2000 campaign and Snow was dissing the Democrats moron.

Gore has more difficulty in this regard. For all his talk of fighting Special Interests in the name of “working families,” he lives for interest groups. Big business decamped at his party’s convention. Oil companies spent lavishly. So did pharmaceutical companies, insurance companies, medical companies, law firms, accounting firms, cyber-retailing empires and Hollywood entertainment conglomerates.

The Gore Democrats believe every faction deserves some dough. Gore dutifully proposed an unprecedented spending spree — as much as $2 trillion in new stuff over the next decade. He has programs for virtually everything. But nobody in his entourage seems to have asked the pertinent question: Has any federal program ever solved a problem and then closed its doors? (The wartime military doesn’t count.) On the tax side, Gore has defined as “rich” anybody who has a job and a mortgage. It would surprise most “working families” that he considers them deserving of a good fleecing.

Bush has a different sort of problem. He has to persuade people he’s smart. He recently tried to dazzle reporters by discussing the vagaries of Congressional Budget Office economic forecasts, but his recitation of numbers proved so bewildering that not even his aides could produce a comprehensible translation. The English Language has become a minefield for the man, whose malaprops make him the political heir not of Ronald Reagan, but Norm Crosby. Who can forget the time he vowed defiantly not to let the opposition put him in cufflinks? (He meant “handcuffs.”) On the policy side, he has become a classical dime-store Democrat. He gladly will shovel money into programs that enjoy undeserved prestige, such as Head Start. He seems to consider it mean-spirited to shut down programs that rip-off taxpayers and mislead supposed beneficiaries. Yes, he proposes an across-the-board tax cut. Yes, he wants to privatize some of Social Security. Yes, he promises to appoint more conservative judges than would Gore. But where do these items stand on his list of priorities?

The worst that Snow said about Bush is that he mangles the english language and I would tend to agree.

I’ll be debunking the rest of Martin’s post later. Just because liberals can’t read doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t.

By S-O-S

April 26, 2006 08:52 AM | Link to this

Digging Deeper in The Snow

Debunking Martin’s post @ 6:44 AM

Bush, for all his personal appeal, ultimately bolstered his detractors’ claims that he didn’t have the drive and work ethic to succeed. He coasted through the last two weeks of the race, smiling and spinning. He and his people left hundreds of thousands of dollars in the bank — refusing to release ads in key states and rejecting advice to give a big, bold, reassuring speech in the wake of the last-minute DUI story. Gore’s decision to litigate until death cast a pall over him, as well. He confirmed suspicions that he views the law not as a brake on misbehavior, but as a tool for getting one’s way — through the use of force, if necessary.

Republicans have special cause for pause. They have boasted in recent years that America has become more conservative, but there’s not much evidence to support the claim. GOP candidates certainly didn’t act as if they thought Reaganesque pronunciamentos would propel them to victory, and the public seems wary of talk about old-fashioned values or virtues. We have become a nation of agnostics, not merely on matters of religion, but also manners and morals.

President Gore could find himself whipsawed between an expectant electorate and a very demanding group of Democratic interest groups — labor unions, trial lawyers, abortion supporters, government employees and environmentalists.

Democrats also need a bigger tent. Al Gore carried the big cities but lost everything else. One look at the electoral map shows the unique nature of his appeal: He carried the Northeast, the industrial Midwest and the West Coast. The rest of the country was pretty much Bush territory. This makes Democrats shudder. Gore won the fastest-shrinking areas of the country — densely populated urban areas — leading to the possibility that his political formula could relegate Democrats to permanent minority status within a decade.

So Bush didn’t even need to spend all of his campaign money to win. Talk of old-fashioned values and virtues got him into the White House, so I guess he knew what he was doing.

One more, let’s see what we can find when we can read.

By S-O S-T-U-P-I-D

April 26, 2006 08:58 AM | Link to this

Oops, I forgot to actually read the article! But then reading is not one of my strengths.

– “George W. Bush and his colleagues have become not merely the custodians of the largest government in the history of humankind, but also exponents of its vigorous expansion.” [3/17/06]

– “George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.” [11/11/05]

– “No president has looked this impotent this long when it comes to defending presidential powers and prerogatives.” [9/30/05]

How do I spin this? I know! I’ll just say that he has snow jobbed the Democrats, too! Brilliant!

By S-O-S

April 26, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this

Digging Deeper in The Snow

Debunking Martin’s post @ 6:44 AM

Hell, the last one was too much to paste. The Man (Bush) is fighting against pandering politicians, terrorists and natural disasters (I place the Democratic Party in this category) and, in this reader’s opinion, he’s doing every pandering politician a disservice by proving that he is not one of them.

Outta here!

By S-O-S

April 26, 2006 09:13 AM | Link to this

STUPID, Nobody in their right mind? would have bought that the WH would choose a Press Secretary who was anti-bush, but you did. That’s what you get for reading? “Think Progress”. You’ll believe anything.

You’re a HATE BUSH liberal and details don’t matter. Now go make some yellow snow, preferably in the Antarctic and take the rest of the liberals with you.

Now I am outta here. Until later you illiterate.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 09:21 AM | Link to this

Driving your SUV solo, 40 miles to work and 40 miles back, and THEN whining about gasoline prices. Perverse.

Finch,

Who is “YOU”? Not ME.

Now, why don’t YOU get your fellow libs on board to drill in ANWAR? It is has national security implications, and YOU are in the party that claims to be “strong on national security”, right? No more excuses or delays - YOU have already wasted 5 precious years.

Admit it - there is no reason not to drill in ANWAR, unless of course YOU are a Marxist who’s fondest dream is to weaken America to the point that we are no longer the world’s most powerful nation.

That’s the real agenda of the Left. ANWAR, spotted owls - they’re nothing but tools to hinder progress. And YOU call yourself a progressive. HA!

YOU Dems are a disgrace. YOU do everything in your power to keep oil prices high with YOUR silly boutique gas rules, bureaucratic regulations that make it impossible to build new refineries, and other hinderances. YOU declaim that high prices are a groovy way to encourage conservation (“look how much Europeans pay - we should be just like them”), but then YOU and Chuckie Schumer complain that prices are too high and it is all Bush’s fault. Why don’t YOU ask Chuckie to stop whining? How’s this for spin: Big Oil raised prices to encourage conservaton. YOU should be happy!

P.S. That station wagon YOUR mom used to drive YOU around in was a pollution machine.

P.P.S How dare YOUR mom have 5 children? Big families are for Capitalist pigs who overpopulate the Earth and take their unfair share of resources.

P.P.S. MY Subaru Outback SUV gets better gas mileage(22/28) than these MINIVANS

BWAHAHAHAHAHA as Midori likes to say.

By finch

April 26, 2006 09:24 AM | Link to this

Suck, I don’t lie. But you do.

“Finch says ANWR’s 1 million barrels a day will make no difference, none!”

I never said that. I said it would be a band aid on a bullet wound, and even if we started drilling tomorrow, we wouldn’t see a drop for years and years.

It’s funny how the Bushbot crowd can think long term about Social Security (yes, it needs an overhaul) and yet when it comes to energy and national security, strategic thinking becomes a foreign concept to them.

S-O-S, your defense of Snow is side-splitting! So much time spent over such a little man, and the quotes still stand!

By getalife

April 26, 2006 09:28 AM | Link to this

Nothing will change. Just a new face to spew the same old BS.

I feel sorry for the guy already. He jumped aboard on a sinking ship.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 09:29 AM | Link to this

Looks like it was SOS that got thoroughly debunked. He needs a distress call for help with his reading skills.

Tony Snow- Captain DJ to the rescue.

By candide

April 26, 2006 09:37 AM | Link to this

I hope gasoline reaches $5.00 a gallon soon! Then we will have men with pitchforks marching to the White House to take Bush out.That’s what this country needs.

By lol

April 26, 2006 09:50 AM | Link to this

SOS- “Now I am outta here.”

Good idea, cut and run, you just had your azz handed to you. You’re better off sticking to insults and cheerleader posts, intelligent debate just doesn’t suit you. lol.

By 9394585769302210059868673

April 26, 2006 09:51 AM | Link to this

Danish you demonstrate your ignorance of the issue everytime you post about ANWAR. ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge) is the proper abbreviation so you don’t continue to embarass yourself. How do you expect to sway anyone’s opinion when you so profoundly demonstrate your lack of knowledge about an issue?

If you want a good suggestion it would be to gather facts first, then form an opinion. I know this is a novel concept for your group and requires some measure of intelligence and effort so I doubt you’ll take the advice, but I gave it a shot.

PS- I’m interested to see what creative smear you can apply to my nic. It seems that is your only talent.

By Pequod

April 26, 2006 09:53 AM | Link to this

I think that the idiot who labeled himself “liberals suck and die” should find himself a life. “Cartoon boy” has. He’s too dumb to get a job with Fox or Rush and the other entertainer-“journalists” so he spends his life here, where he can’t be told to leave.

Sad, really. I guess he should be more an object of pity, than disdain.

Well, I have a life to return to, unlike the professional angry conservatives here.

By finch

April 26, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

BD,

Congrats on your Subaru. That was the royal, accusative “you” I was using in my SUV slam, not a personal criticism. And my siblings and I were born before 1960, in the era of $0.30/gallon gas. Long before Zero Population Growth, catalytic converters and fuel economy standards, so no guilt trip here. Find another target for your sarcastic vents.

I harbor no environmental opposition to ANWR or shelf drilling. The caribou and polar bears (and the whales, shrimps and sharks) will surviove nicely. It’s just short sighted. It postpones $10 gallon and above gas for 10 years or less. It’s whistling through the slaughterhouse. Where’s the strategic thinking you BushBots are so smug about?

Or is that part of your plan? You want the US to be caught unprepared for the next inevitable oil crisis. By painting rosy pictures of unlimited ANWR fuel stretching forever and ever, you help convince Americans that cheap and abundant oil is their legacy forever and ever. You want chronic gas lines and uncontrolled inflation. You’d rather see big oil make the quick buck than see development of viable, sustainable and economically feasible energy options.

Good heavens, why do you hate America so much??

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

finch,

Re your 9:24 to S.O.S. - Who’s the “little man”??

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 10:01 AM | Link to this

1/8,

I’d be interested to see what you would call your nic without a smear, creative or otherwise.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this

Am I missing something here?

Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion.

They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

By getalife

April 26, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this

Yes, now the rest responsible for this war should join them over there until the job is done

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

finch,

Of all of us that have advocated drilling and exploiting our resources here at home, NOT ONE OF US has said this is the long term solution to our energy needs. So for you to continue attacking that strawman is dishonest of you, whether you are doing it purposely or not.

It just makes more sense to utilize our own oil and natural gas supplies while we are developing alternatives. President Bush has pushed real initiatives for alternate fuel sources much harder than most, so it’s ridiculous to paint him as being in the pocket of big oil. (Or on their leash as the scribbler has done)

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

BP’s 1st-Quarter Net Profit Falls 15 Pct.

[Oil company BP PLC said Tuesday its profit fell 15 percent in the first quarter as a drop in oil and gas output, a Texas refinery shutdown and higher taxes offset gains from soaring world oil prices.] (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060425/aponbige/earnsbritainbp5)

(It’s Texas City)refinery, BP’s largest in North America, has a 460,000-barrel-a-day capacity. It restarted gasoline production a week ago and is now running at 200,000 barrels a day.

In the Gulf of Mexico, the Mars platform — jointly owned with Royal Dutch Shell PLC — is yet to reopen after Hurricane Katrina passed through in August.

Supply down; Demand up. Lower profits despite higher prices. Economics 101.

Investigate away, wankers.

By getalife

April 26, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

Andy,

Am I missing something here? Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion. They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers

You are one sick wingnut. You do know there was a police officer killed with that bomb and eric was a terrorist?

Pitiful.

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

getalife,

Are you really gullible enough to believe that was Andy? You need to climb out of the fever swamps every once in a while.

By Wild Sects

April 26, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

Liberals Suck And Lie - Please consider putting all of you inane, infantile bushit in one post instead of submitting 8 posts in a row. It would make it easier to get down to the posts that actually have substance.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

Sorry RW but that sounds like Suck to me, too. He tends to go off the deep end about the abortion subject but nobody really thinks he’s serious. If he was jacked he’d be jacking off with the jacker by now. You know that as well as I.

By getalife

April 26, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

RW,

No fever swamps around here just sugar cane.

Whoever posted that crap is one sick puppy.

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 10:45 AM | Link to this

getalife,

I agree with the sick puppy part, but I’ve spent so much time in Louisiana I know there are swamps of every possible description all over that place.

By Texan who would NEVER Vote For Bush

April 26, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

You got it so right. Are we having fun yet?

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

I think the liberals missed the point of SOS’s post. Cherry-picking information to bash Bush is what you libs do. I’ve been reading Martin’s link to “Think Progress”. All it listed was specific quotes. I think he thought nobody would link on the dates to get all of the information. I did. I’m an independent thinker.

Conservatives reveal the “whole truth”. Conservatives here have acknowledged where their party needs improvement. The liberals want to call their snow (Democratic Party) “chartreuse”.

finch, you’re right all the quotes stand. SOS wasn’t trying to hide anything like you seem to be inclined to do in your posts. LS&L, RW & BD have caught you on numerous occasions withholding information in hopes that people won’t read beyond the nuance in your links.

I’ve got no problem with SOS’s post. I always want the “whole truth”. How about you?

I’m not surprised the liberals went back and once again tried to cherry pick SOS’s posts for text that served their purpose. So lol all you want, just don’t forget to laugh at the absurdity of your own party.

By getalife

April 26, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

Well, there are some a few miles out but mostly farm land.

Whoever wrote that, here is a game for you

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

The Bush Solution to High Gas Prices

Put, put, put, put…

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

Well Finch,

YOU claimed that minivans were better than SUVS yet YOU are wrong. The Left has to demonize SUVs because if they went after minivans that would start a revolution from soccer moms.

As for ANWR, YOU don’t know exactly how much oil we will get out of there and neither do I. Even if it only lasts for 10 years, it gives us 10 years to find alternative resources and improve our technology - something YOU and the Left should be happy about.

YOU keep saying that you have nothing against drilling there, but YOU always add that in YOUR opinion it is a bad idea.

As for your royal we bit, where did you come up with the 80 miles round trip figure?The average Atlantan commutes 14 miles each way to work, the second longest commute in the nation

Maybe YOU remembered that I had once said that my husband has an 80 mile a day commute?

I don’t think that there was anything “royal” about it, unless of course it was just a coincidence that you used that 80 mile figure, which was based on incorrect data?

As for my comments about the station wagon et al, YOU should be man enough to take it, as I was clearly using Left wing talking points to make a point about the hypocrisy of YOUR stupid SUV comments.

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Not that there is any compelling reason to be fair to finch, but I’m feeling benevolent. Where he lives it’s an 80 mile commute to see a 10 year old movie.

By RE

April 26, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this

“By Liberals Suck And Lie April 26, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this Am I missing something here? Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion. They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.”

I have always known Andy was a whack job looney, but this is horrible. You should be ashamed you crazy freak. You want to give an American born terrorist a medal. Check yourself into therapy you sick bastard

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

So are we to assume that Bushwacker doesn’t support fuel conservation (Scooters)? Not very progressive for a liberal are you?

Just another attempt at “Bush Bashing”. Liberals are so confused, but then we already knew that.

By HH

April 26, 2006 11:19 AM | Link to this

The cartoon should have had two dogs with the other one named ‘Republican.’

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 11:23 AM | Link to this

Bushwhacker and RE,

There is more than one reason to be able to tell that post was a wanker job. If either of you posted it you should absolutely be ashamed of yourself.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

Danish and RW,

Stay strong. Atleast Rushncap has not come here to tell us how clever he is. N-GA is still mentally slumbering. Getalife is out munching sugar cane in the non-existant swamps. Atheist Candide quit shoveling out the barn and wants to “pitchfork” to Washington. Texan-who-Never got deported to Mexico. Bushwacker got demoted to Weedcutter. Finch is still chirping his chorus on hate. SEE, all is not bad.

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

Thanks Dusty! :-)

getalife is probably trying to figure out how to smoke that sugar cane though.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

9394585769302210059868673,

Go suck a mango!

I learned that from Midori. I really am trying to think like a liberal and emulate your rhetorical and fact-gathering skills.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 11:32 AM | Link to this

By getalife

April 26, 2006 10:14 AM Andy, Am I missing something here? Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion. They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers You are one sick wingnut. You do know there was a police officer killed with that bomb and eric was a terrorist? Pitiful.

Fu-ck you. You know full well I wouldn’t say anything like that. That was some motherfuc-king liberal piece of sh-it that posted that abomination.

Just because you are too f*******-king stupid too realize that you belong to the most f*******-ked up sorry as-s cocksu-ck political party that there is, doesn’t give you the right to pin your own vomit on me.

By RE

April 26, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

Rw, it’s your whack job friend out there supporting a murderer. I have no clue why you are sticking up for that deranged person. You know that those were his words, he found a link, posted it, typed out an idiotic rant just like always. Your little friend is a bastard

By Andy

April 26, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

RE: Fu-ck you too. Look to rushncap if you want to see a piece of sh-it.

Don’t confuse me with one of you. I’m not a scumbag sh-ithole like you are. That person that posted that sh-it, that vomit, is no better than you are.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

It takes a piece of sh-it to hide behind someone’s name and post that rancid sh-it. And that tags you liberals just perfectly. You are the lowest f*******-king form of life ever.

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 11:41 AM | Link to this

RE,

You are a complete and total idiot if you think Andy said that or if you think I would stand up for anybody saying that. Screw you whackjob, I bet it was you that posted it you POS.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 11:43 AM | Link to this

This is what liberalism really is, this is what they are all about:

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 10:04 AM

Am I missing something here?

Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion.

They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

They don’t like what I have to say and this is how they choose to “correct” it. The same motherfu-ckers that mocked a good man with his dead father. None of you people has any right to play rightoues in here, this one f*******-king lowlife dragged you all down, down to where you belong. And the AJC just let’s it keep on, what does that say about them?

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

Oh, and I forgot RE. This loyal lib just got demoted from detective to dog catcher for wildly shooting an innocent victim.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

Just because you are too f***-king stupid too realize that you belong to the most f***-ked up sorry as-s cocksu-ck political party that there is, doesn’t give you the right to pin your own vomit on me.

I recant my earlier post. Surely the person that wrote the above couldn’t possibly have written this- Am I missing something here? Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion. They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

By Joe Roman

April 26, 2006 11:46 AM | Link to this

There’s no need in posting anything running counter to neocon ideology as long as we have Andy on hand to put the lie to any claim those people might have to moral or intellectual high ground. His posts are better suited to the bathroom walls of truck stops than anyplace on the internet. Thanks for giving moderation and liberalism a good name, Andy. Have you looked into counseling?

By Pequod

April 26, 2006 11:47 AM | Link to this

Markus doesn’t seem to realize that the reason Bush has not vetoed a bill is because he has gotten from a REPUBLICAN Congress everything he has asked for. The only pressure he has yielded to is that of big business; agriculture, and the drug companies.

By finch

April 26, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

“Just because you are too f*-king stupid too realize that you belong to the most f*-ked up sorry as-s cocksu-ck political party that there is, doesn’t give you the right to pin your own vomit on me”

Wow! I don’t know who’s goading Suck, much less it’s politics, but it must be a sadist. And a lazy one at that. Getting Suck to go nooklear is just toooooo easy. No fun in it.

Dusty? My chorus of hate? Hell, I may not agree with some people, but outside of Osama and his ilk, I really don’t hate anybody! And that includes you, sweetheart!

By Andy

April 26, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

Believe me, I would leave this board and never come back if it would stop you piece of sh-it liberals from saying that rancid hate sh-it that you are so proud of. But I know it won’t stop with me. You’ll just do the sh-it to the next person you don’t agree with, be it RW, Dusty or Danish it matters not.

This is your problem AJC, this is liberalism’s problem, this is the way you choose to conduct yourselves, this is the way you want to be seen.

Are you proud of this kind of crap too, Mike Luckovich?

I’m not.

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

Andy, It’s like SOS said. They can’t see past what they want to believe. The truth doesn’t matter to them. I’ve been here often enough to see the childish behavior of the namejackers and I know that you, RW, Danish & Dusty are their prime targets.

Everybody is not as stupid as them. Cheap shots when you don’t have the real ammunition, that’s all they’ve got. I’ll bet there will be more. They never fail to disappoint with their childish behavior.

By @@

April 26, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

Weather forecast. Today sucks. Where’s the sun?

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

S-O-S, your defense of Snow is side-splitting! So much time spent over such a little man, and the quotes still stand!

finch,

Is Snow the “little man”? Or are you referring to another poster?

By Andy

April 26, 2006 11:58 AM | Link to this

I know you probably giggled when you saw this, finch, joe roman, bushwacker, tell us how you enjoy hate speech like this:

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this

Am I missing something here?

Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion.

They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

Maybe Emily Lyons got lucky enough to read your hate speech. I’m sure she feels real good, she probably didn’t get hurt by it.

No, don’t worry about your fun, you self righteous pieces of sh-it, just make like hate is no problem.

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 12:02 PM | Link to this

finch,

Should we take that to mean you support or don’t support the wanker? Maybe it’s just a silly little game to you, but that wanker at 10:04 crossed the line.

For what it’s worth this line to Dusty, And that includes you, sweetheart!, is awfully condescending. Were I a moonbat I would call it “hate speech”, since I’m not I’ll just call it someone trying to project an air of superiority that only makes them look small.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

finch, my darling liberal,

Have you forgotten your 9:56 post ALREADY?

You closed that one saying “Why do you hate American so much?” It is doubtful that you were referring to liberals.

Andy has every right to be insulted. Was that a sadist liberal or a liberal sadist you suggested? Whatever. It was rotten.

By @@

April 26, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

Andy:

I always try to avoid bringing the topic of your 11:43 post up. That night!!! But believe me when I say that everytime I see the namejackers on, it reminds me of their “mental illness” that night.

And it was conservatives here that led the charge to discourage them. It sure wasn’t Midori, she ran amongst them patting them on the back while they wanked.

Now my blood is boiling in reflection of that “horrible” night.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 12:08 PM | Link to this

Hey everybody, just want to make sure you understand:

Finch, Joe Roman and Bushwacker thinks it is perfectly O.K. to mock a woman who has been scarred for life, to ridicule her with impunity, to add to her already immense pain, as longs as you don’t use the F word.

Got it?

I’m kind of hoping that Mike Luckovich doesn’t think it is O.K.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

You want chronic gas lines and uncontrolled inflation. You’d rather see big oil make the quick buck than see development of viable, sustainable and economically feasible energy options.

Good heavens, why do you hate America so much??

Dusty,

Could that finchism have something to do with your 11:24 chorus of hate comment?

finch,

I’d have to have a really big stake in Big Oil to make it worthwhile for me to pay what it now costs me to fill up my tank.

The last time we had rationed gas and long lines was under Jimmy Carter. Of course his Left wing and economically ignorant solutions just made the shortages worse by using Big Government solutions instead of letting the free-market work.

Meanwhile we’re still trying to get some more refineries built - how many years later?

By getalife

April 26, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

Andy,

It sounded like some of the hate you spew.

RW said it was not you and I said :

Whoever posted that crap is one sick puppy.

I will leave you with this, if you think the Iraq war is good for America, take your asses over there with Rumsfeld and Rice and get the job done. Talk is cheap, backup your BS.

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

Dusty, I’m not really all that clever. But compared to the likes of you, Danish, li’l andy, RW etc. I’m a freaking Shakespeare and Newton rolled into one, with some Da Vinci thrown in. That’s really not saying all that much, after all, a regular person is a giant compared to an ant. There are many on this board who are exceedingly clever compared to you (finch, RE, N-GA come to mind), but I have no idea how intelligent they are in real life. After all, if an NFL team beats a Pop Warner squad 76-0, can you tell if they’re a good team?

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

Actually Andy, the post in question is sadly not discernable from those you usually post when you are on a roll. If it wasn’t you, this is hardly a “liberal” viewpoint, is it? I sure as heck don’t think for one minute that you have empathy for an abortion nurse. Get real!!!

By Andy

April 26, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

Add getalife to the haters list.

By Boris

April 26, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

Me and russki cap showing that ant who is big boy

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

Bushwhacker,

That post is far different than what Andy would post and nobody is ascribing it as a “liberal” viewpoint. We are saying that the twisted mind of a sicko liberal would try to paint a conservative with that view with no regard for who they hurt along the way.

Your protestations and rationalizations are pointing the finger at you. I am going to operate from the position of believing that you are the sick wanker that posted that, although the style fits another poster that isn’t, in theory, around right now. You are probably that poster and a few others anyway.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

Rushncap is just SO much smarter than we are. How do I know that?

After he made some brilliant dig to LS&L about his manhood, I asked Rushncap how he would know what a “real man” is. His answer was that he has a mirror, visits his parents, and has male friends.

He also doesn’t know the difference between job and jab which must be because he is the heir to a great fortune and has never held a job, so his ignorance is actually a sign of superiority. Like Paris Hilton not knowing what WalMart is.

See? He is just leagues above the rest of us.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 12:42 PM | Link to this

He’s back! He’s back! Rushncap the Russian is rushing to support his team. Unfortunately, his team is so warped that they forgot to read the rules. Sooo many errors while their genius stands on the sidelines with the cheer leaders.

Good try, Rushncap. Better than your usual crystal ball evaluations of everyone’s intelligence while proclaiming your fairy-tale superiority.

They are calling you, water boy. Better hurry. Your team of left wing losers keep running off the field. Maybe it is that “hair of the dog” thing they got from Luckovich.

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 12:44 PM | Link to this

By finch

April 26, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

Wow! I don’t know who’s goading Suck, much less it’s politics, but it must be a sadist. And a lazy one at that. Getting Suck to go nooklear is just toooooo easy. No fun in it.

Dusty? My chorus of hate? Hell, I may not agree with some people, but outside of Osama and his ilk, I really don’t hate anybody! And that includes you, sweetheart!

Andy, RW & Dusty just caught you again with your 11:48 post.

Personally, I’ve never understood how they can tolerate your condescending crap. I’d have written you off as a lost cause a long time ago. As far as I’m concerned nobody can think well of you when you think so little of them. You want it both ways. You’re a p******.

By RE

April 26, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

RW, I have no clue why you keep defending him. You know that is exactally how he talks and what he writes. This is the same guy who offered to rape a handicapped girl while talking to his father. This scumbag just went to far this time and is going back trying to deny it now. I have no idea why you would waste your time supporting a hateful lunatic like andy

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

RW- or maybe a conservative either really thinks that way or is trying to paint themselves as the victim. It is really pointless to blame either side when the wanker appears to be apolitical to start off with. If you look back on the last thread, you will see that in the last jacker-attack, first getalife was jacked, then me, then when we didn’t take the “bait” they moved on to good ole reliable Suck and we got hour after hour of those two jacking each other off.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 12:50 PM | Link to this

According to Breitbart, Rove is to Testify again in the CIA leak investigation.

I’m going to play the part of Fitzgerald for a minute:

Fitzgerald: What day did you learn that the sky was blue, who told you, and did you tell anyone else?

Rove: I just don’t recall. I think my mom told me. Or was it my dad? Or my best friend? I don’t know if I told anyone else. Shoot, I just can’t remember.

New York Times Headline: Rove Indicted for Perjury. “Bush’s Brain not Believable” asserts prosecutor

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 12:51 PM | Link to this

I can’t believe anybody would try to justify this putridness. It speaks truth to their intelligence more than they will ever know, it is above their comprehension.

This “person” used a woman’s horrible disfigurement to advance their political agenda. Never mind that the soldiers in Iraq volunteered, Emily Lyons did not volunteer, she did not choose to have her life altered forever. This is no worse than the most blatant racism, this person has walked all over another person without regard for their feelings.

You liberals don’t care about discrimination, you just say you do to gain favor and votes. You are the lowest, most vile, disgusting garbage.

And accusing me of something I have never done does not make it better for you. You are users, selfish wards of the state, leeches sucking on the side of an otherwise great nation, without regard for the damage that you do to it or the other people living here.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 12:53 PM | Link to this

RE,

So is that an admission of nicjack guilt? Or are you using the pubic hair on a coke can argument?

It doesn’t matter if it’s true - what matters is that it could be true so that makes it true, and besides everybody does it.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 12:54 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Oh my, I am SO afaid of this possibly rich Rushncap who bares his intelligence fangs even without a full moon.

I hope he doesn’t hit me with the feather duster he bought at Dollar Store.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

RE: This is the same guy who offered to rape a handicapped girl while talking to his father. This scumbag just went to far this time and is going back trying to deny it now. I have no idea why you would waste your time supporting a hateful lunatic like andy

You can’t prove any of this because it is a lie. For you to even say anything like this just goes to show what kind of person you are. You don’t have enough intelligence to deal with differing opinions, so you have to employ hate.

Racist loser.

By syd

April 26, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

So let me just ask a question here. What is a fair amount of profit that the oil companies should make on every dollar of gas sold at the pump? I’m just curious here to see how much gouging is going on. I’m sick of this $3.00 a gallon.

By Andy's Mom

April 26, 2006 01:02 PM | Link to this

Oh Andy, I am soooo ashamed of you. I’m going to wash your mouth out with soap.

:(

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

‘PROGRESSIVE’ MEDIA STALLS: ‘AIR AMERICA’ IN AUDIENCE PLUNGE NYC, ‘DAILY KOS’ BOOK SELLS ONLY 3,600 COPIES

No comment.

By RE

April 26, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I don’t know if you were drunk or something when you wrote that, but quit blaming other and trying to point a finger. I always knew you were a pathetic nutjob, but that was just too low. Supporting a murderer. Sick

By Andy

April 26, 2006 01:07 PM | Link to this

Bushwanker: I know it is impossible for you liberals not to lie, it is inbred in you. I was jacked 3 times the other night before you were. You were just too stupid to see it or you are lying now.

This puke transcends any name jacking that could be done, this should outrage someone that fits the definition of liberal, instead we got a couple of scumbags still trying to get political gain out of it.

Why are Conservatives the only ones who condemn hate speech in here?

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 01:11 PM | Link to this

syd,

Try thinking in percentages. Oil company profits are at around 10%. In contrast, Pharmacueticals earn around 30%.

Is 10 cents on the dollar a fair profit?

And here are a few hints as to why gas is so expensive right now:

A barrel of crude is at around $74.00; they are in the midst of switching over from their winter blends to their summer blends AND they have to make different blends, called “boutique” blends for different regions of the country; New refineries haven’t been built in decades, and many of the ones we do have were knocked out by Katrina.

Now ask yourself who is responsible for the above. Dems or Republicans.

The correct answer is: Democrats! (Except for Hurricane Katrina of course - that was Bush’s fault.)

By Andy

April 26, 2006 01:13 PM | Link to this

RE: Hey, don’t feel bad if you got caught lying again? It’s nothing for you being a scuzzy liberal. It so easy for you to prove that you are not a stupid lowlife putrid little liberal liar like the rest of them. Everything here is archived, which means that it doesn’t get erased. Just go a find where I said I would rape a handicap woman and post it today for all to see. It’s that easy. You won’t be a maggot anymore right after you do it.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 01:17 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Maybe I will do a little shopping. I hear that the Daily KOS book is now selling for twenty five cents. Still not a bargain.

See ya’ later. Duty calls.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 01:19 PM | Link to this

Hey everybody. I just want to make sure that you all know that RE, getalife, joe roman and finch have no problem at all using a woman, one that was horribly disfigured by a hate bomber, to further their cheap partisan political agenda. See the things that they post using my name to hide behind:

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 10:04 AM

Am I missing something here?

Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion.

They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

What else will these liberals do to get back into power? Lie about the President?

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this

Andy- the only proclamations of jacking I saw on the last thread were from first getalife and then me. If you were jacked prior to that, I wasn’t on line or didn’t catch your post that you were jacked. Usually the jacker has been an evening low-life from what I’ve seen and when they start up, they continue until they get a bite from some sucker who takes the bait (that would be you) and continue until they have run eveybody off. Today doesn’t fit that profile, but I accept your denunciation of this sick post and add my own.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 01:24 PM | Link to this

Syd,

Here’s some data for you -

In 2004, governments collected $58 billion in gasoline excise taxes. Overall, governments have collected $1.34 trillion in gasoline excise taxes since 1977.

Oil companies also pay taxes to governments for the right to extract oil from public lands and waters. For example, the federal government has collected a total of $48.8 billion in royalty payments from oil companies in exchange for their ability to explore and drill in the U.S. outer continental shelf. Oil companies also pay severance taxes to state governments for the right to drill on state lands.

Guess who pays to cover these taxes that are levied on the oil companies? We do!

Get mad. Get very mad. Just don’t blame the oil companies.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 01:27 PM | Link to this

Correction!

The Dems aren’t entirely to blame for the price of crude oil. Although if we had more of our own oil, from offshore sources or ANWR, there would be more supply and the crude prices would drop.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 01:27 PM | Link to this

Andy- “methinks thouest protest too much.” (1:19) Was willing to give you the benefit of the doubt but…

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 01:30 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

You can always use it for a Secret Santa party, instead of giving away the fruitcake.

By ChickenHawk Bush

April 26, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

Our president has no control over oil prices. The Iranian president, well thats a different story, Bush gave him this power by invading Iraq.

Iranian president - Treats Bush like a little stick puppet. When he coughs the price of oil goes up a dime. Makes daily appearance in front of cameras, says BOOO, then watches oil rise some more. Iran rakes in windfall.

Bush- Watches oil rise daily, wishes US still had influence. Reduced to spectator status. Happy Little League has started. Oil buddies rake in billions.

By Getitright

April 26, 2006 01:51 PM | Link to this

Gee, Mikey, did Howard Dean and those blue-state meanies at the DNC not allow you to comment on Her Royal Hiney, Cynthia, and her big mouth? The nerve of her thinking that she could control what the main stream media reports. Who does she think she is - a Democrat! Let’s see, Local Interest, Current, Provocative. All the things you’d want to have in a relevant political cartoon. That sure would show people that you can think independent of YOUR masters. Or is that impossible for you now that they’ve neutered you?

By Andy

April 26, 2006 02:06 PM | Link to this

What’s the matter, RE?: Can’t find where I said I would “rape a handicapped woman?” Could it be because it doesn’t exist, that you are a bald faced liar?

I wonder what else these libs would lie about? Maybe using my name to hide behind their hate speech, attacking abortion clinic bombing victims while they try to push their political agenda? Can you trust anything they say?

Bushwanker: It does not surprise me that you see appeasing the name jackers as some kind of character superiority.

It also does not surprise me that you cannot understand that I have a little bit of pride and respect for myself, and do not take casual hate speech lightly. I am not a liberal.

By RE

April 26, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this

NO agenda, no lies, no liberalism

I do not support and encourage terrorists in the US, apparently you do if it suits your religious views. You need help.

By S.hut Up ---Next Topic

April 26, 2006 02:19 PM | Link to this

By N-GA

February 18, 2006 10:16 PM | Link to this

Bed Wetter, I suspect you will be forever known on this blog as BED WETTER! You bring shame upon America.

By Andy

February 18, 2006 10:19 PM | Link to this

That’s the best you can do, Sissy, I thought there might be more than just bluster. I should know better, there never is. Little punk a-ss liberal, whining about how you have to live your life, without any help. Poor little p-ussy.

By N-GA

February 18, 2006 10:22 PM | Link to this

Good night Bed Wetter. By signing off early you can go cook up a batch of Crystal. Be sure to floss.

By Andy

February 18, 2006 10:24 PM | Link to this

I’ll come by to help your daughter later, Sissy, after you fallen into a drunken stupor. She needs a real man, anyway.

now everyone shut up and move on to the next topic, s.hit!

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 02:20 PM | Link to this

ChickenHawk Bush,

Gosh - you’re almost as brilliant as Rushncap and Newton.

I wish it had occured to me that the price of gas has everything to do with the nutcase Iranian President.

Just one thing - what do you mean by “Happy Little League has started”? It must be too profound for little ole me and my little ole second grade education to understand.

By S.hut Up ---Next Topic

April 26, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

By N-GA

February 18, 2006 09:16 PM | Link to this

BTW, My daughter has Multiple Sclerosis. She is 37 years old, and her insurance plan is private (through a small privately-held company)…..

that’s where it says about the daughter, N-Ga and Andy where going at it strong in argument. and giving the benefit of doubt, Andy probably said more than he wanted in the heat of the debate, but he did say it.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 02:26 PM | Link to this

Bushwacker,

At 1:17 Methinks thouest misquoteth Shakespeare, but…

By pauly

April 26, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

the big oil man with the little dog whose face is that of President Bush is clearly misleading and designed only for the eyes of the indoctrinated libral left. The Presidency has no power over the price of oil.Unless liberal politicians agree to agree to cut the Fed tax on gasoline.Then and only then would the price come down! But not because of the President,regardless OF who the President might be. The cartoon itself is the kind of Political cartoon that is commonly used in public schools to indoctrinate little children into liberalism.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

I’m still waiting for the “rape of the handicapped woman”, liars.

By suck lies

April 26, 2006 02:47 PM | Link to this

By Andy

February 18, 2006 10:24 PM |

I’ll come by to help your daughter later, Sissy, after you fallen into a drunken stupor. She needs a real man, anyway.

That’s our Andy! Threatening to sexually assault a handicapped girl!! Such class!!!!

But such a terrible liar.

Book ‘em Danno.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

Liberals are expert liars and proficient in taking things out of context:

By N-GA February 18, 2006 09:16 PM BTW, My daughter has Multiple Sclerosis. She is 37 years old, and her insurance plan is private (through a small privately-held company). The insurance company has tried every year to look for a way to cancel her policy. If they ever succeed, no one else will insure her….no one…period!!! If that happens, she will have to rely on medicare/medicaid (something that most of you neo-cons consider charity). Many mediacl services (doctors, labs, clinis, etc.) refuse to accept medicare/medicaid because the reimbursements are too low.

By N-GA February 18, 2006 09:51 PM Bed Wetter, Every night you imply that I am a failure and that I am somehow impoverished. I have replied to you as humbly as I can, but to put it into words even someone as simple minded as you can understand: I retired under the age of 50 as a multi-millionaire. I don’t take any handouts

By Andy February 18, 2006 09:58 PM N-GA: There is not a chance that you are a “multi millionare,” I know this sissy liberal game, you pinkos make up little titles for yourself so that you stand a chance in the world of debate. If I’m wrong, then why don’t you just take care of your daughter?’

By Andy February 18, 2006 10:24 PM I’ll come by to help your daughter later, Sissy, after you fallen into a drunken stupor. She needs a real man, anyway.

There is nothing else that can be read into this. N-GA Wanker lied about being a millionaire, said that his daughter had to have help from the insurance company, I called him on his lie and said, exactly as it is reposted, that I would help her for him.

You hate speech liberals are the ones reading rape and sex into it. That is because you are pinkos and it’s how you function. You have no other recourse except to lie and fake things and make things up. It’s what liberalism is all about.

You can’t touch me.

By RE

April 26, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

Looks like someone else did the research for me, and I do apologize, you did not say you would rape her,

“I’ll come by to help your daughter later, Sissy, after you fallen into a drunken stupor. She needs a real man, anyway.”

You just implied you would

By Syd

April 26, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

Well, only two people responded to my question about a fair price oil companies should be making. And those two did not bite. People…listen!!! You need to be focusing on margins (%) here, not dollars. The oil companies only are making about 8-10 cents on every dollar sold at the pump. That is a rather small margin. The reason their profits are so high is because we keep buying more. Only the gov’t reduces gas taxes, there is not much they can do.

By suck lies

April 26, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

She needs a real man, anyway.

Make all the excuses you want. Anyone who read the thread, who was there, knew exactly what you meant.

Your rationalizations just spotlight your warped mind. Every other post of yours is laced with sexual (ususally gay) innuendo. Why should this be so innocent… so sweet?

Bend over, Andy. I’ll drive.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 03:14 PM | Link to this

RE, thanks for admitting you are such a gimp dumba-ss that you have to rely on the lies of other liberals so that you can participate in the discussion. You are basically to stupid to fabricate your own lies about me.

Or to read on your own:

There is nothing else that can be read into this. N-GA Wanker lied about being a millionaire, said that his daughter had to have help from the insurance company, I called him on his lie and said, exactly as it is reposted, that I would help her for him.

You hate speech liberals are the ones reading rape and sex into it. That is because you are pinkos and it’s how you function. You have no other recourse except to lie and fake things and make things up. It’s what liberalism is all about.

Don’t you liberals ever get tired of me kicking your as-ses?

You are so boring and predictable, you make it too easy.

By finch

April 26, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

pauly,

On the contrary, the President has quite a bit of sway over oil prices. If it weren’t for Bush’s pointless invasion of Iraq and his inexplicable ignorance of Iran’s nuclear intentions, the Persian Gulf wouldn’t be the mess it is today.

And we wouldn’t be looking at $3 a gallon gasoline. Anyone for $4?

It’s kind of an academic argument, though. By vowing to prosecute profiteers, tap into the strategic oil reserve program, and push for alternative energy, President Bush has acknowledged that indeed he does have an effect on oil/gasoline prices.

And Kevin, your charge that I’m condescending is just so… condescending?? But I still don’t hate you!!

By Andy

April 26, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

suck rules: I know you hate me and wish I would just go away. Make up some more sh-it about me, little man, it won’t do you any good. It will just show everybody that Liberals Suck And Lie.

By Justice For All

April 26, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this

Does anyone know if Andy can be prosecuted for making those statements? Maybe someone can start some kind of fund.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 03:35 PM | Link to this

It was pretty classless of me, RE, not to accept your apology. You were man enough to admit it and I wasn’t man enough to accept it. Most people think I’m arrogant and stupid, but I wanted to clear this up.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

Suck lies- Thanks for the repost from Andy (2/18/06). I think he just goes off the deep end sometimes and is too ashamed of his words to own them when even his coN”patriots” are disgusted and puked out. I have to believe that no human being could really mean the stuff that comes off his keyboard sometimes. Guess that’s the liberal in me!!!

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 04:00 PM | Link to this

finch, I never said I hated you! I said you were a p****** tease. I’ll end my comment with some of your familiar crap. “he-he-he” (wink/nod).

BTW, just for everybody here. I haven’t been around too long. But I went back in archives. Before LS&L/Andy was even posting on this blog, namejackers were posting in conservatives names with all sorts of vile crap. Speaks to their integrity I would say.

Dusty was one of the first ones to be targeted from what I could see. Come on people! Dusty???

Free speech isn’t always pleasant to hear, but at least it should be done under your own name. Since liberals have been doing the namejacking from early on, I’ll have to agree with LS&L/Andy on this one. No doubt it will continue. Lack of pride and dirty tricks, like he said.

By Bart

April 26, 2006 04:00 PM | Link to this

I’ve been reading this stuff for months and nobody mentions how N-GA is constantly caught lying about everything. Why does everybody believe he is a millionaire that won’t support his sick daughter?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 04:02 PM | Link to this

See what I mean at 3:35, it’s all they can do with me, they are helpless before my power.

It figures too, I spend the whole night insulting that wanker N-GA because he lied about being a “multi millionaire” and then said he didn’t have the insurance to help his daughter with her illness. So I offered to help, which was sarcasm but still:

help-v. tr. To give assistance to; aid:

Where do the liberals get rape from? Would it be their natural response to a situation like that, to rape the women? Is it all a liberal knows how to do?

Don’t drag me down to your level.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

Hey everybody. I just want to make sure that you all know that RE, getalife, joe roman, Bushwanker and finch have no problem at all using a woman, one that was horribly disfigured by a hate bomber, to further their cheap partisan political agenda. See the things that they post using my name to hide behind:

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 10:04 AM

Am I missing something here?

Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion.

They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

They have no problem with this, but the word “puke” is evil.

Wankers.

By RE

April 26, 2006 04:05 PM | Link to this

Syd,

You bring up a good point on profit margin, I have not done the research so lets agree to accept that the oil companies make 8-10 cents profit on each dollar of gas sold. If the profit margin is dictated by the dollar amount sold instead of the gallons of gas sold, than oil companies have a vested interest in keeping the price high.

For example, if a company sells one gallon of gas at 1.50, the oil company profits about 14 cents. but for that same gallon sold at 3.00, it would profit 28cents.

This means that the best way to increase profit is to raise gas prices, seeing how domestic demand for gas has not increased significantly, and demand is out of the control of an oil company, supply side manipulation seems to be at work. By decreasing production, they stand to make a greater profit. I am not sure how many oil companies there are, Exxon Mobil, BP-shell, Citgo, Conoco… but it seems like there are few enough of them for some collusion on pricing. Anyone else out there remember last year when gas was at 3.00/gal and the oil exec were called in to testify to congress. Amazingly enough, gas prices dropped a dollar in one month. What market force do you suppose did that?

By Pequod

April 26, 2006 04:07 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

Explain precisely how Carter’s policies are causally connected with the current gas prices. And can you do that without calling someone names? (That’s a challenge I wager you would lose every time.)

You don’t seem to recall that the Saudis restricted the oil supply in 1979 and before that OPEC boycotted the United States when Nixon was in office. This was what caused the increases at that time, not Carter’s policies. Neither of the policies of those presidents have anything serious to do with the current prices.

If the United States had heeded the warnings of Carter (long before Bush’s belated concession that we are addicted to oil) and began conserving and looking for other sources of energy to reduce our dependency we wouldn’t be in the mess we are in now.

The “free market” is the main reason that gasoline prices are up, Chinese demand in particular. 60 million barrels pumped out of the ground every day and 20 million go to the United States. And most people, including those who drive 6500 pound SUVs whine at every increase at the pump as if they have an indestructible birthright to cheap oil. We don’t and we will continue to pay for the consequences of oil dependency in manifold ways.

And drilling in Alaska would make about 3% difference in that dependency, so don’t recite that silly line again.

By Midori

April 26, 2006 04:08 PM | Link to this

Very nice toon, Mike.

It mirrors the truth very nicely.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 04:09 PM | Link to this

Welcome to Mike Luckovich’s blog, look at what he allows to be posted on his board:

Am I missing something here?

Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion.

They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

I thought that was very liberal like and rotten to the core. The pinkos in here giggled when they saw it.

Isn’t that sick?

By Midori

April 26, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

Give it up, Pequod - unless you want to discuss how “manly” and “wonderful” Bush is, you’re not going to get very far with Dusty.

By finch

April 26, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

Kevin, I’m glad you don’t hate me! But I’m not sure I know what a p* tease is. Does it have something to do with condescending? I guess I don’t want to know (my delicate feelings), and I’ll leave it at that!

By Justice For All

April 26, 2006 04:14 PM | Link to this

Ok, I just talked to a lawyer friend of mine and after telling him the things Andy said, he said there is an excellent chance that we can bring charges up against Andy. I will meet with the lawyer tomorrow then will fill everyone in on the next course of action.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

Suck- it’s the “she needs a real man, anyway” reference that nails you down, not the “help” part.

BTW- Why is it that today you didn’t bother to claim nic-jacking until after even RW was puked out and tried to cover up for you? Any other time you would have squaked like a chickenhawk the instant you were jacked. You have about as much credibility as George W. Bush!!!

By RE

April 26, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

You are really losing it Andy. What would be liberal about that in any way? If you are sorry you made those statements just say it but don’t keep trying to pawn it off on others. Those are your comments, you made them during your daily news rehash you subject this place to every morning. I would like to see who did make those comments if you are saying it was not you, but I bet the IP address would match up to yours. You are beneath contempt

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 04:18 PM | Link to this

Syd,

I responded twice. at 1:11 and 1:24. I said “Oil company profits are at around 10%” and “Is 10 cents on the dollar a fair profit?” I then provided a link that showed how much we are paying in taxes per gallon, and how much the oil companies pay in taxes to the government just for the rights to drill for oil.

Doesn’t that qualify as a “bite”. Glad you get it - I think.

BTW, Cavuto just nailed it in a debate with Sen. Dickless Durbin on the profit/tax subject.

By Andy

April 26, 2006 04:23 PM | Link to this

Hate radio flourishes amid fear, resentment

I hate hate radio.

It is polarizing American politics. Much as the Iraqi insurgents seek to split their society, this strident scream aims to split ours. Positions are driven by fear and resentment instead of informed discourse. Do many conservatives endorse this scream stream? The format obviously pays.

Maybe those of us who disapprove should use the Web to identify hate radio sponsors. We might then communicate our dismay and boycott their products.

By RE

April 26, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

Gas taxes

Most states have a set tax per gallon, georgia has a combined tax per gallon plus 4% sales tax. So in general, the amount of tax on the gas remains the same no matter what the price is, in fact as a percentage, the higher price per gallon effectively reduces the percentage of the tax. High prices are not due to gas tax.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 04:38 PM | Link to this

finch,

How many mangoes do you want to bet that there will be no illegal “profiteering” dug up. Bush is just playing to your audience -it will have ZERO effect on the price of oil.

You forgot to mention Katrina when you blamed high gas prices on Bush. You know - that hurricane he purposely sent to Nola which intentionally damaged refinieries so his neo-con oil buddies could charge more at the pump.

RE - see above. There is no “collusion”. Dream on.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

RE: You are the one who is a mental cripple, having to wait on other pinkos to fabricate lies about me so you can post them, why don’t you ask them about rape? They’re the ones who made it up.

Bushwanker: So that would be your response to a woman in need, is to rape her?

The “real man” reference is to someone who is supposedly rich but has to count on an insurance company to take care of his family. It fits a whole lot better into the conversation then your little sick rape fantasy does.

My name was jacked at 3:35 and again at 4:23 and I don’t see me freaking out like you suggest. I think both of those posts are bizarre enough to say “lib name jacker” on their own. We’ll, except for you slow ones.

By N-GA

April 26, 2006 04:49 PM | Link to this

Hey Andy,

I see that ya’ll have been discussing some things that went on between Andy and me some time ago. I also noticed that he accuses me of lying about my daughter, my economic position, etc.

First let me respond by saying that EVERYTHING I said is absolutely true. I would much rather that my daughter did not have MS, but that is not the case. At first I thought that I would be angry & upset about Andy’s comments, but then realized that he must get up every morning and look in the mirror. What he sees looking back at him is a cretin full of loathing for itself.

He talks about things like his opposition to abortion because of the sanctity of human life. From this you would suppose he has some Christian qualities. But then you read his posts and profound hypocrisy emerges. It comes from his feelings of self-disgust and inferiority.

I bash Andy and, I admit, it makes me feel better because I can only vent my frustration with the direction our country is going by beating on Andy….he’s an easy target. He mouths thoughts so extreme that they cry for a response.

While Andy calls others liars, he is the real liar. He posted here more than once that he had apologized for his remarks about my daughter. I’ve asked him to post a re-print of any apology, but he couldn’t. He lied about that apology. He then said he would never respond to my posts again…as you can see he “talks” to me all the time.

He is a hypocrite, a liar, and a bed wetter. And nothing he says or does will ever change that.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

You’re right N-GA. No punishment could ever be greater than being Andy and having to live with his Suck alter ego forever, and ever, and ever…

Pity the poor thing, he’s got it bad!!!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

Hey N-GA, your hatred for life itself, what you showed that night and every night speaks for itself. Everyone in here sees that, you are a wanker, bitter and angry and stupid. Go back and look at who attacked who first. It says it all.

You liberals don’t like what I say because it goes against your pervert, immoral, ward of the state, parentless upbringing. The only things you have to contradict what I say are lies, that is the case here. Show me where I talked about sex or even more moronic, rape. You can’t do it.

You aren’t a freaking millionaire, there ain’t a chance. Why do you have to lie about me? What else do you lie about, making up everything in your fake a-ss world?

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

BTW- N-GA, how’s your daughter doing? Sorry I didn’t ask earlier but have been so puked out by Suck that I’ve lost my manners as well as my patience. My prayers are with you, I know that MS is a tough load to bear for the family as well as the sufferer.

By Scooter

April 26, 2006 05:10 PM | Link to this

RE, just a friendly FYI, but I saw where you were pontificating on profit margins ^^^^^. The FYI is, margins are applied to units produced not retail price and the price at the pump includes costs and profits incurred by many levels of production. Don’t sweat it, Boortz is constantly trying to relate profit margins to retail prices and he too is wrong.

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 05:11 PM | Link to this

I found this archival cartoon??? interesting. Allow me to present our host, Mr. Luckovich:

pro bush ‘toon By Mike Luckovich | Monday, October 17, 2005, 04:01 PM

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

after receiving complaints that i’m unfair to president bush, i offered any of you folks who think bush is doing a great job (and that means both of you) the opportunity to come up with a pro-bush cartoon idea that i will illustrate exactly as described and post here on this site for a full week.

the winner will also receive the original drawing.

so far, there have been no takers i’m aware of. this is the time for you to put up or shut up and no one’s responded.

c’mon, if you think bush is a good president, you obviously have a sense of humor, so post an idea my way and it may get chosen. after all, it’s not like there’s a lot of competition.

mike

Permalink | Comments (58) |

Out of 58 comments ^^^ there were 20 suggestions for positive cartoons and ml never published any of them.

Mike, They did tell you what they thought and gave you suggestions, but you chose to shut them up.

If you people don’t see me after this, it may be because I’ve been censored from this blog. If so, good riddance.

By N-GA

April 26, 2006 05:14 PM | Link to this

Hey Bed Wetter,

I will make you this bet….straight up. I wager you $100,000 that I am a millionaire. You can ask Jim Wooten to verify my economic status. When that is done, the loser pays off. This will be the easiest money I ever made.

BTW…since you love to call people liars, how about betting another $100,000 about my daughter’s medical condition. If she does not have MS, I will give you $100,000. When you lose, you will give $100,000 to the National MS Society.

Now let’s see how fast you can backpedal, you pathetic little fascist.

By Buy Danish

April 26, 2006 05:17 PM | Link to this

RE,

Got caught in cross-posting and missed your 4:28.

I know I only made it through second grade, but my elementary education tells me that your analysis is incorrect.

While you are right that the State does not profit from the unchanging base rate portion of the tax, then when the price goes up and the state takes its 4%, the state collects more money.

Let me rephrase that - the State PROFITS when the price goes up.

For those who prefer actual data that they can interpret themselves, here’s a great link that shows how prices fluctuate

Note the mysterious correlation between crude oil and retail prices. Also note how the price spiked after Bush unleashed Hurricane Katrina.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 05:18 PM | Link to this

Andy- You never answered my question.

Why is it that today you didn’t bother to claim nic-jacking until after even RW was puked out and tried to cover up for you? Any other time you would have squawked like a chickenhawk the instant you were jacked. You have about as much credibility as George W. Bush!!!

What’s the problem? Haven’t you had time enough to think up some other lame lie yet? No way to blame it on liberals? Poor sad pitiful you!!!

By N-GA

April 26, 2006 05:19 PM | Link to this

Bushwaker….thanks for asking…she takes a weekly injection of Avonex which helps to reduce the frequency of her exacerbations. At this point her prognosis is reasonably good.

Perhaps you can answer this question: Is Andy opposed to private health insurance, or does he just think that “rich” people shouldn’t need health insurance? Does he think that health insurance policies allow people to carry their 37 year old daughters as dependents? BTW, these are rhetorical questions.

By Carolyn Wilder

April 26, 2006 05:23 PM | Link to this

Mike , you really need to talk to a shrink about this fixation you have with ears. Bush looks more like a bunny than a puppy. Can you please draw a cartoon of Cynthia with her mouth out of proportion the same as Bush’s ears are out of proportion? Oh, I see, You can’t because the AJC doesn’t give you that much space.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

April 26, 2006 05:30 PM | Link to this

Let’s not forget, as much as the libs try to change the subject, this ain’t about Andy:

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 10:04 AM

Am I missing something here?

Birmingham abortion clinic, former nurse Emily Lyons gets $57.69 in “victim” restituion.

They should have paid Eric Rudolph, given him a service medal, and sent him back out to get some more of these baby butchers.

These liberals used the horrible injuries inflicted upon this innocent woman to promote their political agenda, without regard for her feelings.

And the AJC allowed it.

By RE

April 26, 2006 05:33 PM | Link to this

BD, I don’t even know why I bother, but most states have a set tax per gallon so they do not fluctuate with price. Georgia and a few other states are the exception.

Scooter, Thanks for the FYI, I admit I do not know a great deal about this subject, but it seems the profit margin is based upon total sales, not total units. If they had a set profit, say $0.25 per gallon of gas, their profit margin would plummet as prices rise. That is not the case, profit margin remains stable as price rises, therefore it must be linked to total dollars sold, not total gallons sold. What I am saying is that there is an inherent profit motive for the companies to keep prices high.

By finch

April 26, 2006 05:34 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

How many mangoes do you want to bet that there will be no illegal “profiteering” dug up. Bush is just playing to your audience -it will have ZERO effect on the price of oil.

My prediction? Some profiteering will be found. Nothing widespread and earth-shattering, but it’ll be there.

I’ll bet you one mango. I’m not that much of a gambler.

And Bush isn’t playing to “my” audience. He’s playing to HIS audience. The American people. Republicans and Democrats. Big difference.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:36 PM | Link to this

Don’t it figure that N-GA Wanker is a member of the AJC staff? They can’t even find any servicable liberals to come and participate in this blog on their own, they have to pay them to be here.

Why N-GA Wanker, do you keep bringing your daughter into this?

A-sshole, leave her out of it.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:38 PM | Link to this

What is the point?

Why is it that today you didn’t bother to claim nic-jacking until after even RW was puked out and tried to cover up for you? Any other time you would have squawked like a chickenhawk the instant you were jacked. You have about as much credibility as George W. Bush!!!

Is this one of those romper room questions?

By One_American

April 26, 2006 05:44 PM | Link to this

I would image that this same boob cartoonist had something to say along the lines of: “No War for Oil” before we went to war. Well, this is what you get for NOT taking Iraq’s oil, higher priced fuel.

Mike Luckovich should sit on his Pulitzer Prize.

By N-GA

April 26, 2006 05:51 PM | Link to this

Wow Andy….it sounds so sweet when you cry “UNCLE”.

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 05:52 PM | Link to this

N-GA- Glad to hear your daughter’s prognosis is good. My brother’s youngest daughter had leukemia and even though he and his wife both had insurance through their work (she was only 10 and covered on both policies), they were bankrupted after they maxed out both their policies. A million bucks is chickenfeed when it comes to those kinds of medical treatments. Fortunately, my niece is in her first year of college and in perfect health (knock on wood). All my brothers’ retirement funds were forfeited (they did get to keep their house) but who knows if they’ll ever be able to recover before retirement. The general public just doesn’t realize how little their ERISA based work policies (signed into law by President Ford) are worth when something really catastrophic happens.

FYI- ERISA (insurance you get through work) gives insurance providers blanket immunity from prosecution for non-performance. The Republicans sold that hogwash to the public by saying it would give employers the incentive to provide coverage. This incident turned me from a Republican to a Democrat for all time.

I’ll catch everybody another day. Family time for me.

By RE

April 26, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

Hey there One American, not to burst your bubble or anything, but everytime they try to construct a pipeline or develop an oilfield in Iraq, it tend to get blown up. So wheather we did or did not go to iraq for the oil, it looks like we cannot get any out now.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 05:55 PM | Link to this

Loose lips win Pulitzers Four of the prizes honored Bush-bashing and leaking secrets. How is that good?

It is hard to see how media apologists can deny their political bias when no fewer than four prizes were given at least in part for Bush-bashing. These included awards to Mike Luckovich, the left-wing cartoonist of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, who routinely portrays President Bush as a malevolent dolt, and Robin Givhan, the catty fashion critic of the Washington Post, who devoted an entire column to ridiculing Vice President Dick Cheney’s attire at an Auschwitz ceremony.

By Pulitzer Patriot

April 26, 2006 05:57 PM | Link to this

Hey One_American, my bet is that Mike Luckovich is most certainly sitting on his Pulitzer Prize. My guess is his wallet is stuffed with the $10,000.00 grand prize.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

Dick Meyer, See BS “News”:

My hunch is that Democrats will capture House and Senate seats but not the House or Senate. And if they do, the victory will be fleeting and they will do poorly in 2008.

Maybe a fake election victory story will be in order?

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

So let me get this straight, 1America, you are advocating invasion of foreign countries based on which natural resources we need to get a bit cheaper? So is South Africa (diamonds) next? Or is it Russia (iron ore)? Or perhaps you’d like to invade China to make our microprocessors a touch cheaper by taking over their silicon production?

Just wondering, 1America

By Bushwhacker

April 26, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

Suck- The question has everything to do with the credibility that you do not possess. That is the point!!!

Yeh, even a kindergardener can tell how full of it you are now that you mention it.

BTW- You still didn’t answer the question but that is an answer all by itself, isn’t it? Still scrambling for time to think up a lie? Still can’t think how to blame that one on liberals? Poor sad pathetic pitiful you!!!

By RE

April 26, 2006 06:06 PM | Link to this

What breed of dog do you think is pictured in the cartoon above?

Suggestions:

A miniature bullsh-t terrior

Texas coke hound

a Pome-rove-ian

Cavalier King George Spaniel

Labrador Misleader

cokehead spaniel

a Great Dunce

A border problem Collie

By Peggy

April 26, 2006 06:14 PM | Link to this

Here is the AJC contact in case anyone wants to voice their displeasure with Andy’s rape and Rudolph comments. I’m asking for a total IP ban for Andy.

Hyde Post

General Manager Internet Operations

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution

P.O. Box 4689

Atlanta, Georgia 30302

Email: gm@ajc.com

By RE

April 26, 2006 06:14 PM | Link to this

Airehead terrier

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 06:24 PM | Link to this

LOL, RE, that’s pretty damn funny! I vote for the first one.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 06:24 PM | Link to this

I have no credibility?:

By Bushwhacker April 26, 2006 05:52 PM I’ll catch everybody another day. Family time for me.

I’ll tell you what, bushwanker, why don’t you have someone else explain to me what the hel-l you mean, because you and I ain’t on the same page, thank God.

Peggy: Something tells me the AJC staff devotes alot of time and treasure to trying to censor me anyway. I hope they succeed. I’ll go national with the story. Maybe, just maybe, I’ll get some time with Rush.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

If this ain’t proof that the Iraq war WMD evidence is real, who knows what is:

That the Iraqi peril was a phantom, all but the pro-war diehards now concede. On the current menace posed by Iran, there is no such consensus. Some cannot help but feel sceptical as they hear London and Washington warn of Tehran’s nuclear ambitions: yeah, yeah, that’s what you said last time.

Iran has made like announcements to the world. And the pinkos still don’t believe it. So Bush must have been right about WMD.

By Mike

April 26, 2006 06:50 PM | Link to this

How many of you people out there actually think that the price of gas has anything to do with who the president is? WHY?

By Peggy

April 26, 2006 06:58 PM | Link to this

Peggy,

Which Andy are you referring too? The real Andy, or the fake Andy who uses his name?

See how easy it is?

Since I’m not a pathetic liberal I won’t post garbage under your name and make people think that its you (whoever you are since I’ve never “heard” of you).

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:01 PM | Link to this

For decades Democrats have been trying to raise the price of gasoline so that the working class will stop their infernal car-driving and start riding on buses where they belong, while liberals ride in Gulfstream jets.

Guess who.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

I posted the wrong paragraph, er, well, here’s another one:

Gary Hart, another whimsical demonstration of what Democrats think a president should be like, said at the time, “I certainly favor consumption taxes, particularly on energy.” Then there’s John Kerry, who favored a 50-cent increase in the gas tax in 1994. If he were a rap artist, Kerry’s stage name would be “Fifty Cent a Gallon.”

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

Hey li’l andy, if you want to get some time with Rush just get a hold of some oxycontin. He’ll find you.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:07 PM | Link to this

Oh, what the hell, I’ll just post the whole article:

The Democrats’ only objection to current gas prices is that the federal government’s cut is a mere 18.4 cents a gallon. States like New York get another 44 cents per gallon in taxes. The Democratic brain processes the fact that “big oil companies” get nearly 9 cents a gallon and thinks: WE SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT MONEY!

By TIMELINE

April 26, 2006 07:10 PM | Link to this

Liberals Suck And Lie-posts from 4:54AM until 8:06AM

Fake Liberals Suck And Lie-post at 10:04AM

getalife complaint-10:14AM

RW response to getalife-10:19AM

Liberals Suck And Lie returns as Andy to debunk wanker post-11:32AM

Notes: Shortly before crude wanker post four notorious jerks appeared lol,bushwanker, #’s guy, & pequod.

Immediately after wanker post Bushwanker and RE go into full court blame game

There’s your TIMELINE-you decide

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:12 PM | Link to this

hey rushnsap: That’s real clever, so you’ve never taken any kind of intoxicants, eh? Should we call you Saint RushnSap?

Or are you above having a painful, debilitating back problem that was eased through medication? We should force people to suffer, right?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 07:21 PM | Link to this

Look, bushwanker, I didn’t say jack somebody’s name and come back with the same nonsense. How does that help? Let’s see if one of your fellow pinkos can translate whatever the he-ll it is you are trying to convey.

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 07:25 PM | Link to this

Hey Timeline! Like ml said in my 5:11 post. “Put up or shut up”, everybody here has lost interest in your b****** or are you just too stupid to realize it.

Everybody wants to move on but your insistent on grinding your gears, spinning your wheels while you stay in one spot.

If you’ve got something to contribute to the conversation, bring it. Otherwise go somewhere else or resume your original name and start contributing something we’re interested in.

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 07:39 PM | Link to this

Kevin,

I agree that everyone needs to move on. Maybe there will be a new cartoon soon and everyone can, but it seems like “TIMELINE” is showing that Andy was long gone and the place was infested with liberals when the ridiculous Rudolph name jacking occurred.

By Morgan

April 26, 2006 07:47 PM | Link to this

The toon would have worked with a puppet (as well as a lap dog) but the “command” would not have been as simply portrayed. Well done!

Bush Administration’s recent acknowledgement of the existence of global warming is exposed as a colossal misunderstanding when proposals to increase emissions, to lower fuel prices, are so quickly offered.

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 07:51 PM | Link to this

I’ve never abused prescription drugs, li’l andy, nor have I ever illegally purchased them. Not even weed, actually. Not only that, but I wasn’t hypocritically railing against all drug users whilst toking. You DO realize you’re defending a drug abuser, right li’l andy? Or is drug abuse only evil if it’s done by liberals and minorities?

By Kevin

April 26, 2006 08:03 PM | Link to this

RW, How in the hell do you guys put up with this crap night after night. I’ve been on a bunch of sites and I’ve never seen this kind of nonsense.

The looneytunes here have reduced liberalism to an all-time low. Believe it or not, I share some of their political beliefs, but this b****** could cure you real quick. Hell, I may have to disown my brothers and sisters who are staunch Democrats. I should invite them here and see what they think of this kind of behavior. I’ve never witnessed anything like this.

And after I visited the archives to retrieve my 5:11 post, it’s no wonder this stuff goes on. Luckovich and this paper allow this namejacking. Most sites don’t. I’m not even going to mention the fact that this site is as slow as molasses in its’ response time. WTF!!!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 08:05 PM | Link to this

rushnsap: I’m not defending drug abuse. I’m just recgonizing that human beings have faults and they are not perfect. I’m not a hypocrite like you liberals.

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 08:25 PM | Link to this

Really, li’l andy, liberals claim that human beings are perfect? Which planet are you from?

By RW-(the original)

April 26, 2006 08:33 PM | Link to this

Kevin,

Sometimes it’s better than others and you can usually bypass most of the worst of it. Several of us have written to that address up ^ ^ ^ there where Peggy wants to have Andy banned for someone else’s transgression and asked them to please just set up name protection. If they did they would have a pretty good site for both sides to debate, but they refuse so I guess this is what they want.

Maybe they just want an excuse to shut this site down when the elections start to get close.

(It also used to post immediately, there’s no telling why they screwed that up because it sure wasn’t for comment moderation)

Drop by here sometime, both sides can be heard but it’s much more civil.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 08:37 PM | Link to this

rushnsap: So why are you ragging Limbaugh?

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 08:42 PM | Link to this

For the same reason you rag every human being to the left of Buchanan. Why are you defending Limbaugh?

By Pequod

April 26, 2006 08:43 PM | Link to this

Reason and civility, arguing in the sense of respectfully giving reasons that should or might appeal to anyone, irrespective of political ideology seem to have no place in this domain. The viciousness, hate, and diatribe offered on all sides here exceeds anything I have ever encountered in my life.

One may as well pay for admission to the “abuse room” in the Monty Python argument sketch as to become involved in “discussions” in this blog. What kind of person chooses “liberals suck and lie” as a handle or praises a convicted murderer or savages anyone with a slightly different view? This is like stumbling into a fascist Alice in Wonderland and a horrifying experience.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 08:58 PM | Link to this

rushnsap: Because he is one of the very few Americans remaining that make any sense.

I very rarely condemn individuals, with exceptions made for clods like you of course, I’m into condemning immoral activities and other such liberal deeds.

Can’t you stay focused?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 26, 2006 09:02 PM | Link to this

Pequod: Maybe sticking around and answering your questions yourself would be more accurate then letting your liberal superiority reach hasty, pompous and false conclusions.

Besides, the liberals in here really do Suck And Lie.

By rushncap

April 26, 2006 09:05 PM | Link to this

I’m very focused, li’l andy. I very focused-ly made a little jab at your golden idol, aka “Big Fat Idiot”, and watched you jump and wet yourself. Now I’m going to maintain my focus and go cook dinner.

By Liberals Suck and Lie

April 26, 2006 09:39 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

You think I care if Limbaugh was/is a drug addict? Did I care that Tom Delay laundered money? That Pat Robertson preaches murder? Or that George Bush was a cokehead or that he deserted from the Air National Guard? H@ll no. They’re the men who make the most sense to me. I don’t care about their personal problems. I mean, none of those problems are nearly as serious as what Pinko-king Clinton did. Anyway, we all know the values thing was just a ruse to sucker the dumbest Americans into voting Republican so we could finally implement our agenda. Myself and 30% of the country are the chosen ones, the only ones left to see it through. I have faith and that’s better than reason or logic. Pinko piece of sh-it.

By Liberals Suck and Lie

April 26, 2006 09:43 PM | Link to this

Pequod,

Take your liberal, commy pinko sorry as$ somewere else. This is a sight for MEN! If you cant handel the truth, then go hang with Ted Kennedy. If you want the truth just listen to me, GW, Karl Rove, and FOX news. Piece of sh-it.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 10:17 PM | Link to this

Ok, Ok this blog has finally hit bottom. The degree of ultimate futility has been reached. Heads up and mouths closed!! PLEASE! I’m sick of this mess.

I hope Kevin sticks around ‘cause this is a Luckovich blog and Luckovich is a cog in the blog.!!He made a promise and he didn’t keep it, as Kevin reminded us in his 5:11 post. I think ml should follow his own suggestions. But he won’t.

So let’s draw our own cartoon and send it to the address so generously supplied by Peggy at 6:14. Don’t worry if you can’t draw. Luckovich cannot draw either. Maybe a cartoon with something like a dog that looks like Luckovich barking at the White House. Call it “I’m scaring them to death.”

Come on. You can think of something better. You too can be a pulitzer patriot. GET BUSY!!!!!(AND NO MORE PUTRID PALAVER)

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 10:29 PM | Link to this

I don’t understand why so many people hate America. We should love our president and never, never question him. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, my country tis of thee, by amber waves of grain, with liberty and justice, good luck. Now that should exercise the evil spirit in here. Next I’ll try to think of a poem with a second grade rhyme scheme. Just gimme until tomorrow. @@, where are you? I need you to change my diaper.

By finch

April 26, 2006 10:37 PM | Link to this

Hey Dusty,

I vote for your idea you posted at 10:17, before you became jackbait.

I’m not Bush’s biggest fan (hah!) but why not send Mike a few inspirational doodles?

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 10:37 PM | Link to this

Let us make this simple. I did not post at 10:29.

Imposter, you made a pretty good stab at describing patriotism. Keep at it. You may learn something yet.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 10:52 PM | Link to this

Well thanks, finch.

I bet you could really scramble up a great inspirational doodle. Maybe a tropical with palm trees, fiddler crabs, the works.

Hey, don’t hide all that talent!

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 10:52 PM | Link to this

Let us make this simple. I did not post at 10:37. That other Dusty is an enemy of America, probably either a terrorist or a liberal. Patriotism is in my heart and I learned it from Toby Keith. God bless you, fake Dusty. I just hope you repent so you will not burn for eternity.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 10:59 PM | Link to this

Finch,

You have such wonderfull talent. It takes a great artiste to know one, and being such an acomplished poet, I feel justifyed to judge you’re talent. Your an inspiration.

By the way I didnt post at 10:52. That was fake Dusty. America rules.

By @@

April 26, 2006 11:03 PM | Link to this

Dusty:

Man I love it when I come in just in time.

I think I may need to change the jackers diaper.

Nothing wrong with you Dusty, you’re always in control of yourself unlike others here.

The jacker likes to deposit “free speech” where it can’t see daylight…in their diaper.

Nite!

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 11:06 PM | Link to this

Well, good night all. Eleven o’clock and the bats have come out AGAIN. I will not be part of their playtime. No more posts tonight.

Until tomorrow, sweet dreams.

By Dusty

April 26, 2006 11:10 PM | Link to this

@@,

Thank god your here. While I love reading the posts you write during the daytime, when your supposed to be helping special needs students and completing IEP’s, I’m glad such an awesome, responsible educator like yourself can find time to help me out.

By @@

April 26, 2006 11:35 PM | Link to this

Jacker:

My kids get pulled for PT, OT and Speech Therapy. Not to mention I have a 30 min. lunch and the kids have recess. Leaves me some time to post.

I don’t do the IEP’s for my kids. Our Director of Education does. Ph.D. and all that.

Why don’t you come out into the daylight. Tell me who you really are. If you can’t I’ll just have to assume your a no-nads j*******. I guess that will be O.K. with you though. No self-pride and all. Coward!!!

I’m not Dusty. I’ll play with your mind and love every minute of it.

By finch

April 26, 2006 11:52 PM | Link to this

@@,

I admire your gumption for standing up to the jackers, who are really starting to annoy me. Knock ‘em dead.

I’ve been hanging out at RW’s place with BD, Dusty and DavidU. Come on over, the water’s fine, and nobody’s jackin’ nobody.

By @@

April 26, 2006 11:57 PM | Link to this

I’ll check to see if you, Jacker, left your original posting name. I’m pretty sure I know what it is.

If I don’t see it in the morning when I wake up you’ll have to assume I was right about you. Live with that!

Take a good look at yourself in the mirror tomorrow. Tell us what you see.

I’m leaving with great anticipation! NOT.

By Pat

April 26, 2006 11:58 PM | Link to this

Our usual brains are at it again. RW, our resident homophobic homosexual, talk and talks and talks. But says nothing. How typical.

By @@

April 27, 2006 12:07 AM | Link to this

Pat/NoName Jacker:

I’m not RW, I’m @@ and am ready to play with your undeveloped brain. Are you ready to let me? Just say the word.

I’m waiting!!!!

By @@

April 27, 2006 01:13 AM | Link to this

O.K. an hour has passed since I invited the Jacker to engage in conversation with me. He/she was too stupid to realize that their name wasn’t necessary to do that. He/she was too insecure or incapable of engaging in normal interaction with another human being.

This is not anything that we didn’t already know. If they have any self-respect or confidence, they’ll give up this silly attempt to hijack “free speech” and share their thoughts under one name only, their name.

If they can’t, they have declared themselves self-effacing, “got no brains” cowards and I think they should be shunned by everyone on this site who is tired of their crap.

By mgc

April 27, 2006 01:22 AM | Link to this

way to kick some a* @@. jackers suck liberals!

By yeahright

April 27, 2006 01:50 AM | Link to this

If you would show some balance we might actually take you seriously, or humerously.

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

April 27, 2006 04:41 AM | Link to this

Hey rushnsap: They’re looking for you-

Police Search For Man Accused of Bestiality with Horse; Surveillance Tape Released

By The AJC Promotes Hate And Racism

April 27, 2006 05:22 AM | Link to this

There are those who would hope to escape the pain of war. Can’t we just live and let live and pretend every thing is OK? Let’s discuss, negotiate, reason together. The film accurately shows an enemy who will stop at nothing in a quest for control. This enemy does not seek our resources, our land or our materials, but rather to alter our very way of life.

I encourage my fellow Americans and free people everywhere to see “United 93.”

Mr. Beamer is the father of Todd Beamer, a passenger on United Airlines Flight 93.

By Buy Danish

April 27, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

Thanks for a great post, Andy!

I’d like to highlight Mr. Beamer’s concluding paragraph -

May the taste of freedom for people of the Middle East hasten victory. The enemy we face does not have the word “surrender” in their dictionary. We must not have the word “retreat” in ours. We surely want our troops home as soon as possible. That said, they cannot come home in retreat. They must come home victoriously. Pray for them.

By Buy Danish

April 27, 2006 08:36 AM | Link to this

rushcap,

At 7:04 last nite you stole a line from Getalife about Rush and Oxycontin.

At 9:05 last nite you stole a line from Al Franken, referring to Rush as a “Big Fat Idiot”.

You are unable to differentiate between someone who buys crack on a street corner just to get high, or who shoots heroin into their veins just to get high, from someone who is prescribed an addictive pain killer by their physician because they are in pain, and…becomes addicted to it.

How can a genius like you waste your time here with lesser mortals like us?

Since you are the only self-proclaimed genius on the planet who has ZERO originality and ZERO analytical ability, please add this word to the above paragraph: SARC.

By Jim

May 4, 2006 02:31 PM | Link to this

I guess all you need to do now adays to get a pulitzer is be good at bashing Bush. Doesn’t have to be true or relevant, just bash Bush everyday and you too can win a pulitzer prize. I guess Bush is the only person on the planet that makes mistakes. If the left is so right about everything why can’t they convince enough people to get elected president? I know, I’ll just draw a cartoon and blame that on Bush too, hey maybe I’ll win a pulitzer prize.