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By getalife

April 19, 2006 07:46 PM | Link to this

Over here “sad as hell”.

No thanks, I am not a politician but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Nice toon Mike. They have no eyes because they have no soul.

By DavidU

April 19, 2006 07:51 PM | Link to this

getalife- They have no eyes because they have no soul.

Nice one!

By Scooter

April 19, 2006 07:52 PM | Link to this

What to say about brilliance like this? You get nail a Pulitzer every time, hmmm?

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 07:53 PM | Link to this

Are you pinkos happy? You drove poor little Scott out of the beltway. Now he’s probably sitting somewhere crying in his beer. I hope that they replace him with someone who really knows how to stick to the liberal mainstream media. You know, a press secretary who will stick it to David Gregory and the boys like the left-wing whores that they are and show themselves to be every time that there is a press conference.

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 07:59 PM | Link to this

get-a-spine: Holiday Inn Express? Are you sure it wasn’t more like the “Roach Motel” where you and your little play group of slimy left-wing pinkos usually stay. It seems so much more fitting of an establishment for a terrorist-sympathizer like yourself.

By getalife

April 19, 2006 08:14 PM | Link to this

sad as hell,

Are you stalking me?

Have you ever attended anger management?

You remind me of this character called “sodapants”.

By @@

April 19, 2006 08:14 PM | Link to this

Well Helen won’t have Scott to push around anymore. I hope his replacement is versed in both geriatric and germinal warfare. He/She will need to be.

He seemed like a nice enough guy, maybe too nice for that job.

By Clint

April 19, 2006 08:16 PM | Link to this

No doubt about that. Only the money & influence of his grandfather prevented GHW Bush from several years in Leavenworth for his murder jump/murder stunt.

By Stan

April 19, 2006 08:22 PM | Link to this

Right on the button re the elder Bush crimes.

Scott isn’t a bad guy. It’s just that people with an ounce of decency or dignity get tired of lying all the time. And living with others in a pool of mucus.

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 08:24 PM | Link to this

get-a-spine: Oh yeah! I’m just totally smitten with terror-loving, pinko cochroaches like yourself

By clark

April 19, 2006 08:27 PM | Link to this

zell has a crush on someone on this blog, anyone want to guess who it is?

By @@

April 19, 2006 08:28 PM | Link to this

Let’s give it a different perspective. No wonder poor Scott’s head is about to explode. He’s been having to deal with the guys on the left “Dissemblers, Equivocators & Fabricators of the MSM. Liar was a little strong. Thanks for introducing yourselves.

Yea! Mike got one right.

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 08:30 PM | Link to this

Heck, liberals, more specifically, PINKOS, are probably the only form of life (or form of slime) that could actually survive a nuclear holocaust.

By getalife

April 19, 2006 08:42 PM | Link to this

sad,

cochroaches

You must mean cockroaches like Tony Montana in “Scarface”.

Here is how I feel about poliical parties wingnut :

http://www.ajc.com/opinion/content/shared-blogs/ajc/luckovich/entries/2006/04/19/helpatthe_pum.html#comment-406743

Now, stop humping my leg. You look foolish.

By Scooter

April 19, 2006 08:42 PM | Link to this

What are you folks talking about Bush Sr. the jumper/murderer? I certainly think he is partially to blame for the death of many Kurds but I know not of what you speak. Can you please provide an objective link, thanks.

By RW-(the original)

April 19, 2006 08:56 PM | Link to this

Scooter,

Clint has no objective link to that anymore than he does when he responds to himself as Stan. In a little while he will be Clem, Jean, Ralph, and Bill and he will take turns telling himself how brilliant whichever name he used last was.

By inlieu

April 19, 2006 08:59 PM | Link to this

To:”Mad as Zell” from One seeking accountability from our Pseudo Leaders, by the way, Pinko is a derogatory term for a person sympathetic to a Communist Party. As a result, the term McCarthyism was coined to specifically describe the intense anti-Communist movement that existed in America from 1950 to about 1956, a time which became popularly known as the Second Red Scare. During this period, people from all walks of life who were suspected of being Soviet spies or Communist sympathizers were brought before Congressional inquiries. These inquiries later came to be referred to as “witch hunts” by McCarthy’s detractors. Senator McCarthy was accused of victimizing innocent people - and to this day, dictionary definitions of “McCarthyism” include the practice of publicizing accusations of political disloyalty or subversion with insufficient regard to evidence and the use of unfair investigatory or accusatory methods in order to suppress opposition. To: “Mad as Zell”, you are just another Joseph McCarthy imitator, be original, that idiot moron job has already been done before, try something new…if you had an original thought, you wouldn’t know what to do with it. Pinko, communist,… go back and read some history. When you’ve caught up in a few years, stupidy is no excuse for an ignorant world view,stop inbreeding in your family, enlighten us with something new and progressive, stop going backwards with your twisted delusions. All any fair and balanced citizen can expect is honesty, clarity, not more deceit. That is why there was a revolution against the King of England dude. You took a dump and fell back in it…you stink, and it won’t wash off. You can’t blame the press corps for incompetence in government. The talking puppet will be replaced by another bozo just like you.

By plebian

April 19, 2006 09:05 PM | Link to this

Bye, Scottie, we hardly knew ye. Of course, we understand that there was so much spin, and you’ve become dizzy. Or was it that your pants were always catching fire?

By Midori

April 19, 2006 09:09 PM | Link to this

excellent toon, Mike.

For those who missed Mike on Today’s Fresh Air

looks like Mad as Zell is looking for someone else to duel with.

By Joe McC

April 19, 2006 09:13 PM | Link to this

There’s more where this came from.

By @@

April 19, 2006 09:34 PM | Link to this

Scooter:

There is definitely a common thread in this group. She/he has made numerous claims, but at times, breaks them up and uses them separately under various names. Check out the 12:31 post on the “Help at the Pump” cartoon. Sound familiar? All wrapped up in one post under an interesting name.

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 09:46 PM | Link to this

clark: I don’t have a crush on someone in this blog. I crushed some groups of someones when I stepped on them at a local Motel 8 recently (since that “Roach Motel” contraption didn’t work too well, I guess that America had better start using RAID! to get rid of it’s pinko roach problem).

get-a-spine (and some heart): seems fitting that left-wing pinko roach like yourself would get offended when the humans among us misspell COCKROACH, but we all can we that you’re a slimy little leftist cockroach, so its not like we really care. That’s something that you obviously hold near and dear to your slimy little treasonous coldblooded insect heart.

inliar, inloo or whatever the hell your little pinko name is: You probably know a lot about the Red Scare of the 50’s and the commie movement. I’ll even venture to say that either you or a family member were on trial on charges of treason or for being a turncoat and spying on behalf of the Soviets. What’s wrong? Still bitter about being found out as a turncoat and traitor to your country? I’ll even bet that you want the U.S. to lose in the War on Terror, don’t you?

inloo, you little commie traitor, the reason why people are still called as and known to be pinkos to this day is because an individual or group of individuals displays communist or socialist-like tendencies such as not wanting to see public expressions of religion (mainly Christianity) or any public acknowledgement of God’s existance (like Michael Newdow, the guy in California who wanted the God’s name taken out of the Pledge of Allegiance or those who refuse to believe in the existance of a creator of a higher power). inloo, get-a-spine, put a red (or pink) sock in it and go back to whatever little pinko, atheist, commie, socialist hole in the ground that you probably climbed out of (probably Boston or San Francisco).

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 09:53 PM | Link to this

Inpoop, get-a-brain: Sorry, I was out-of-line, I meant to go back to whatever pinko, commie, socialist hole that you probably oozed out of. And Inpoop, that stink is either that stench that comes out of your skunk’s tale or some limburger cheese that’s on your upper lip. Inliar, did you have “relations” with John and Teresa Heinz Kerry again, that may explain that offensive odor that you can’t get rid of.

By Scooter

April 19, 2006 09:55 PM | Link to this

@@, I see.

I can’t believe that poster would make fun of Carter’s pronunciation of nucular. I mean Carter was on a nucular submarine for heavens sake.

RW, thanks. I googled and found out H.W. was also a pedophile and involved in JFK’s murder. With patriots like that who needs a life.

By The Sad Truth

April 19, 2006 10:02 PM | Link to this

Mad as Zell..you really are! Mad, that is. As in NUTS…just like Zell. You right wing wingnuts make it so easy for liberals to look smart…thanks for that.

Mike: another brilliant cartoon…”They have no eyes because they have no soul.” I’m stealing that line. Thanks getalife!!

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 10:07 PM | Link to this

I letting all the conservatives know right now: I’m getting ready to spray the chatroom with insectide to get rid of all the slimy little pinko COCKROACHES that have infested it so don’t come back in here until morning. Orkin man, Roach Motel, Raid, I’m goin’ all out to try to get rid of these slimy little critters, but it probably won’t work because these little creeps could probably survive nuclear holocaust, them and the french whine drinkers.

By GaDemLib

April 19, 2006 10:08 PM | Link to this

Mad as zell has to be Andy. No on else on here would type the childish BS coming from MAZ. Everyone else has more self-respect than to write that garbage.

Has anyone googled the word “failure” recently?

By getalife

April 19, 2006 10:10 PM | Link to this

sad as hell,

First a spine, then a heart and now a brain.

I could use a new heart and brain but my spine is good to go.

coldblooded insect heart.

No, just a mechanical aortic valve but thanks for asking. I can feel it pop in my neck, pretty cool huh?

You throw up a lot of hate but I guess you have the mental disease I discussed in the link. Good luck with that wingnut.

By @@

April 19, 2006 10:13 PM | Link to this

Scooter:

Life’s what happens when you don’t have your conspiracy theories. Reality is too difficult for them to handle. Best leave that to the rest of us. We’ll be safer.

By getalife

April 19, 2006 10:13 PM | Link to this

The Sad Truth,

Thank you, feel free to use it all you want.

By Mad As Zell

April 19, 2006 10:15 PM | Link to this

Sad truth: you must need glasses because liberals not only do liberals not look smart, they not smart, period. Liberals have done everything that they possibly can to undermine the War on Terror. Most of you traitors would rather see America lose for your political gain to help America win for the common gain. Pinkos have done nothing but politicize the war effort ever since it began and as far as I’m concerned, all you little turncoats can burn in hell.

By RW-(the original)

April 19, 2006 10:23 PM | Link to this

getalife,

If eyes are the windows to the soul then not having eyes doesn’t mean you have no soul. It just means that you have no windows.

By getalife

April 19, 2006 10:28 PM | Link to this

sad as hell,

I forgot to tell you about my brain since you asked.

Have you ever experienced a stroke?

I am here to tell you, if you get the worst headache of your life, your left side of your body goes numb and you start drooling, get to a hospital as fast as you can.

Now, my spine is perfectly fine so feel free to throw up some more of your hate filled wingnuttery. See I have been through more than you could ever dish out. I pity you because you are sick and I know how that feels. I got help and am alive. I would suggest you get some.

By GaDemLib

April 19, 2006 10:30 PM | Link to this

Mad As Zell quote: “because liberals not only do liberals not look smart, they not smart, period.”

Now those are the words of a rocket scientist. It’s true brilliance to “insult” someone else’s intelligence with a statement like that. It does show who here lacks intelligence.

Are you a wanker trying to make Andy look like an idiot again? He does that very well by himself and really doesn’t need the help.

By getalife

April 19, 2006 10:31 PM | Link to this

RW,

You just put spin on my poetic line.

Very nice.

BTW, Mike is the blog pimping king. I can’t compete.

By @@

April 19, 2006 10:31 PM | Link to this

Welcome home to THE 48th!!!!!!

By Bush is a Pinko

April 19, 2006 10:31 PM | Link to this

Just who is the real pinko?

President Bush will soon be meeting that great pinko leader from China. Bush sure is in love with communist China. Bush is a pinko. Why does Bush hate America?

By RW-(the original)

April 19, 2006 10:43 PM | Link to this

getalife,

ml is pimping during his media tour. That will die down, with you it is year round and non stop. When you add it all up over time ml is a piker compared to you.

By getalife

April 19, 2006 10:57 PM | Link to this

RW,

Very true but he gets a bigger audience to pimp his blog and he has been pimping.

Unfortunately, we will have some like “sad as hell” visit here. I may have to file a blog restraining order to have him admitted to the nearest mental hospital.

By Bush is a Pinko

April 19, 2006 10:57 PM | Link to this

Prediction on Hu-Bush meeting……

Hu- We will not revalue our currency.

Bush- Whatever you say, Mr Hu sir. Please did we upset you? Oh my God I hope not. We haven’t upset you have we? Oh my God please, please I beg you, forgive us your Greatness.

By Jud

April 20, 2006 03:24 AM | Link to this

Mike and all, Here’s my own brand of Bush cartoon (sound required)

By Roger

April 20, 2006 03:58 AM | Link to this

I think you are all a bunch of Pinkos

This message was sent from the occupant of a Hummer

By AntiRadical

April 20, 2006 06:43 AM | Link to this

Great ‘toon ML. Reminds me of “All the President’s Men” but then everyday that passes it seems more like the Bush/Nixon administrations are pretty well interchangeable.

Sadly, moderates no longer have a place in Republican big Big BIG GOVERNMENT. I wish there were a viable third party but at this point, I will vote Democrat in November/2008 if they run Cynthia McKinney with Teddy Kennedy on the “free bread and circuses” platform.

By Souldrift

April 20, 2006 07:11 AM | Link to this

Sidney Blumenthal said it best about McLellan:

“He was a vessel for his masters, did whatever he was told, put out disinformation without objection and was willing to defend any travesty. He is the ultimate dispensable man.”

Blog and Tan

By MelGX

April 20, 2006 07:28 AM | Link to this

Hi Souldrift, Can you believe the shat up in here? Poor Mike. Why the AJC saw fit to subject him to this is a mystery.

And who still uses the term “pinko”? That’s like, so 1966. Must be one really tired old dude.

Blog for Democracy

By Charles

April 20, 2006 07:30 AM | Link to this

Why would describing Bill Clinton swell Scott McClellan’s head? (or any other Democrat or mainstream media person):)

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 07:59 AM | Link to this

Scooter,

Ray is also Clint/Jean/Clem/Stan/Bill/Ralph.

“They” have turned “patting oneself on the back” into an artform.

Re the cartoon (just following blog etiquette demands) -

Joseph Wilson is the master of prevarication, was caught lying by the 9/11 Commission and Senate Intelligence Committee, but the Left still embrace his lies as the truth and then has the gall to say that it was McClellan and the White House who was lying.

Alger Hiss taught them well.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 08:10 AM | Link to this

Since Bush gets blamed for everything bad that happens, I’m going to give Bush credit for this:

U.S. Records Drastic Decline in Death Rate

In what appears to be an amazing success for American medicine, preliminary government figures released Wednesday showed that the annual number of deaths in the U.S. dropped by nearly 50,000 in 2004 - the biggest decline in nearly 70 years.

Note the role of Big Pharma in helping Americans live longer:

Improvements in medical care, particularly in medications aimed at preventing heart disease, at least partly explain the improvements in the heart disease death…

By @@

April 20, 2006 08:12 AM | Link to this

Just popped in on Blog for Democracy. They actually have a service called “Lefty Blogs”? Do they have a service called “Righty Blogs”?

Now what’s that old saying? “Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty?”

By DavidU

April 20, 2006 08:32 AM | Link to this

Embattled Prime Minister Ibrahim al-Jaafari cleared the way Thursday for Shiite leaders to withdraw his nomination for a second term, a step that could break a months-long standoff that is blocking the formation of a new government.

Ok, now let’s get this gov’t started already….They are running out of excuses.

By DavidU

April 20, 2006 08:54 AM | Link to this

@@- Now what’s that old saying? “Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty?”

I have to admit, that comparison was funny, wrong…but funny.

By Eric

April 20, 2006 09:03 AM | Link to this

If the main stream press was really liberal, the Bush Mafia would’ve been driven from office about three years ago. If the press had been doing it’s job Scott, Dubya, Dick, Don, Karl and the rest of lying bandits would be in prison where they belong.

By Scott Canfield

April 20, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

Mike, Heard you on Fresh Air! A great interview. Congrats on your 2nd Pulitzer. I am new to your work, but rest assured I will be watching daily and telling everyone I know to do so as well. Intelligent humor is a rare gift and you have been blessed. Keep up the good work!

Your newest fan, Scott Canfield Waskom TX

By ART

April 20, 2006 09:52 AM | Link to this

To see what the new conservatism has reaped and what the new Republican party has attracted, look no farther than “Mad As Zell.” For some reason the lowest common denominator among us has gravitated to the Republican party. It seems that if you are a xenophobe, homophobe, racist, bigot, neo-nazi skin head scumbucket, or outright illiterate or semi-literate life form, the Republican party has a niche for you.

By RW-(the original)

April 20, 2006 09:53 AM | Link to this

What do you suppose is the age cutoff where people haven’t heard of the helpful hint “lefty loosey, righty tighty”?

DavidU, Its genesis is not political. It has to do with screwing and unscrewing, but I like @@’s adaption.

By Raymond Klein

April 20, 2006 10:08 AM | Link to this

Heard you on Fresh Air in Philadelphia yesterday and have forwarded several of your cartoons. Am trying to find the one your described about Dick Cheney-the two panel oe. Many thanks and keep up the good work. Used to live in Atlanta-good grief-1968.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 10:15 AM | Link to this

Wow, a Chinese heckler.

Welcome to America Mr. President of China.

I wonder what she was saying.

I liked the part about Taiwan.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

ART,

How artfully you do exactly the thing you accuse Zell of!

There’s a hypocrite born every minute.

By RW-(the original)

April 20, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

getalife,

She said, “The hopeless quagmire in Iraq was just an empirical quest for oil” according to the first drafts by the MSM.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

RW,

She was heckling W?

By getalife

April 20, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

“Bush, stop him from persecuting” Falun Gong and, “Mr. Hu, your days are numbered.”

No, she was heckling Mr. Hu.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 10:36 AM | Link to this

Iranian students: Are you sitting down? Good! Now stay there.

You may as well just give up the dream now. Until Nancy Pelosi says it is okay, and exactly on her terms, there will be no freedom for the rest of the world.

From Nancy Saddam shoulda stayed Pelosi -

Finally, members of Congress of both parties will be watching to see if Bush kowtows to Beijing in ways that threaten our long-standing commitment to Taiwan.

The American people want the administration to show resolve in standing up to Beijing, to demonstrate that we believe that the Chinese people deserve freedom.

Only then will we have the moral authority to speak out for freedom in other parts of the world.

The short version is: STFU Bush.

By RW-(the original)

April 20, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

getalife,

I was kidding. The rough translation says she was yelling that Hu’s days were numbered and that Hu and Bush were persecuting Falun Gong (sp?).

By Republican Family Values

April 20, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this

Jo Ann Emerson, R-Mo., recently corresponded with a resident of her southeast Missouri district in her official representative capacity calling them an a-s-s-hole!

“We cannot determine whether the addition to the letter was made by someone within the office or by someone with access to the office, but it is on my letterhead and the responsibility for it lies with me.”

What else are you gonna say when they have the goods on you in B&W on your official stationary? This is known as the Alfred E. Neuman defense; “Who Me?”

Anybody wanna bet that ‘after lengthy investigation’ the Republiscums can’t find the source? The thing we never have any trouble finding is this sort of Republican Family Values!

By RE

April 20, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

Anyone else notice how much they played up for Hu’s visit. I have never seen that much attention and ceremony for any other foriegn leader. It looked like the entire cabinet was there as well waiting for Hu.

It looks like Hu is in control from the pictures on CNN, and I know it will look that way when it gets played back on CCTV. Look how far the Bush Admin goes to welcome HU, but the first person Hu met was Bill Gates (I know, seatle is closer to china than washington). Try watching this and think back to all those impassioned speaches about freedom and democracy and how they were gods gift to man. You will not hear any of that for the next few days. You are not about to critisise the people who hold your nations debt, china could bankrupt this country in a day. Hope the tax cuts were worth it

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

GLOBAL JIHAD

[Sienna Miller gets death threats from Muslims - U.S.-born actress warned ‘she will be sorry’ unless she pulls out of film]http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=49812

She is not caving in to these threats, which makes her more courageous than the weinies in the MSM who are too craven to print cartoons of Mohammed.

By candide

April 20, 2006 11:02 AM | Link to this

Not till Bush is chased out of the White House by an enraged mob will I be satisfied.

By Sherlock Holmes

April 20, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

RPV,

What’s the matter? Never heard of The Case of the Purloined Letter?

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

Woops, let’s try that link again -

Sienna Miller gets death threats from Muslims - U.S.-born actress warned ‘she will be sorry’ unless she pulls out of film

By getalife

April 20, 2006 11:16 AM | Link to this

One of Mike’s favorite people

On your mark, get set, spin….

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

Poor Candide,

He can’t get no satisfaction.

By Republican Family Values

April 20, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

Sherlock- What’s the matter? Never heard of criminal convictions?

The records show that Bush campaign operative James Tobin, who recently was convicted in the case, made two dozen calls to the White House within a three-day period around Election Day 2002 — as the phone jamming operation was finalized, carried out and then abruptly shut down.

By Dusty

April 20, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

OH , how enjoyable are the liberal comments and connections on this blog. Let’s see.

The president of China should be treated like a fortune cookie, not like the president of one of the largest countries in the world.

Somewhere, someone, who is Republican, wrote a bad, bad, word which proves that ALL conservatives are BAD.

Then we find that Nancy Pelosi thinks we should spit on China so we can mention freedom. What next? Cynthia McKinney, Democratic karate queen, for president?

If nothing else, some liberals are entertaining.

By RE

April 20, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

Dusty, why do you hate freedom and why do you think the chinese do not deserve to be free.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:33 AM | Link to this

This is just SO great!! This kid from Brown who has written a book entitled, Out of Ivy just NAILS liberals and academia:

My objection to liberal activism was more about my classmates’ zealotry, and the fact that I knew I was forbidden to disagree or disapprove of them. In other words, I had a negative reaction to the ethic and demeanor of liberals before I even disagreed with liberal thought. I found Brown’s leading liberal forces to be deviant, oppressive, and improper before I reached any other conclusions. Ironically, they were viciously labeling everyone but themselves as mean, dumb, and racist. But I saw it in reverse.

Out of Ivy documents the campus left’s hypocrisy, and their readiness to lie, smear, stereotype, and discriminate-all accompanied by their assertion that they were the fluffy-hearted champions of tolerance and understanding.*

Travis Rowley - I love you!!

By Sherlock Holmes

April 20, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

RPV,

Haven’t you already posted that link? You are repeating yourself again again again.

See Dr. Watson - maybe he can help you.

By @@

April 20, 2006 11:39 AM | Link to this

Well ART at 9:52 likes his pigeonholes.

It seems that if you are a xenophobe, homophobe, racist, bigot, neo-nazi skin head scumbucket, or outright illiterate or semi-literate life form, the Republican party has a niche for you.

And progressive France/Europe has its’ Nietzsche philosophy??? How’s that working for them?

By getalife

April 20, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

Hypocracy? Please :

Maurice Atkinson, a Christian Coalition activist, quit the Reed campaign after the scandal became public and signed up with Mr. Cagle. “Nobody likes to be a hypocrite and nobody likes to follow a hypocrite,” he says.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

RE,

Why don’t you send a letter to Google and Yahoo about Chinese freedom?

Send us a copy!

By kimberly

April 20, 2006 11:41 AM | Link to this

Good one, Mike!

BTW, which one is the gay male escort turned right-wing journalist who was issued a pass to the White House Press Corp under an alternate name (Jim Guckert/Jeff Gannon), with whom lil’ Scotty bear was on a first name basis, and who visited the White House on many occasions when there was no press briefing, and who always asked pointed, hard-hitting, fact-illuminating questions on behalf of the American people, such as “How do you work with the Democrats when they’re so divorced from reality?” Maybe Scotty bear quit because so few journalists really want to sink their teeth into the facts like that. Hahahaha!

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:42 AM | Link to this

@@,

Check out my 11:33. Travis Rowley has ART and all his nihilist nattering nabob friends nailed to the wall.

By RW-(the original)

April 20, 2006 11:44 AM | Link to this

Spam pervert,

Here’s another of your favorites from last week, OOPS!

By RE

April 20, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

@@, don’t bring up Nietzsche here, not a lot of people will understand. I have visions of Kevin Kline in a “fish called wanda”

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

RPV,

Try a less complex comic book next time. Alfred E. Neumann’s “defense” was What me worry?

You are SUCH a loser. Wank wank wank.

By Bush is a Pinko

April 20, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

Bush and Dusty support communism. They both hate American values. Why does that pinko Bush support communism?

Dusty, you must really envy the communist system that does not allow any form of political decent.

Why does Bush insist on rewarding the commuies by not insisting they revalue their currency?

Why does Bush reward the pinko Chinese by giving lip service to our trade deficit with China?

Why does Bush ignore the fact that pinko China is taking over Latin American countries with gifts of trade and arms?

Why does pinko Bush hate America?

By Republican Family Values

April 20, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

I wish you had some friends or hope Sherlock but your all alone and no one can cure what ails you. You either learned values as a child or you didn’t. You guys obviously didn’t.

PS- If you want a string of unrepeating links to Republican perversion I can oblige but I thought you guys just wanted me to STFU about your dirty little secrets! Wanna try me?

By RE

April 20, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

SO dusty, you do not deny that you hate freedom.

By RW-(the original)

April 20, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

The AJC has a great picture of returning members of the 48th with a huge headline saying:

I Can’t Believe It’s Finally Over

Unfortunately they have the score of the Hawks final game right next to that headline.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

getalife,

Reed’s hypocrisy has to do with supporting Indian tribes while opposing gambling.

Hardly the hypocrisy to end all hypocrisies.

And I get the sense that you are all FOR gambling, so maybe you are a wee bit hypocritical too?

By Dusty

April 20, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

RE,

You need a new line. Do you think that I go out every day and burn a flag, rip a yellow ribbon off a tree, protest the war and complain about everything? No, I don’t but you probably do. I am an American citizen who supports our country.

China is working on it’s own freedom. President Bush will tell them what our ideas are about freedom. What did you want him to do? Tar and feather the president of China?

By Alfred E. Neumann

April 20, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

RPV,

Has anyone ever told you what a boring, repetitive, unfunny t*urd you are?

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

Great! All the Marxist Utopian dreamers are now thoroughly opposed to Communism. Voila the new Progressive!

We are making progress after all.

By Republican Family Values

April 20, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

Alfred E. Neumann- Yeh, I hear that kind of language from REPUBLICANS all the time!

PS- You forgot pinko, terrorist, communist, America-hater, pansy, coward, as well as the whole ream of explicatives. Glad to see you demonstrate your sense of values so aptly.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 12:05 PM | Link to this

BD,

Nice try to smear me but that is what y’all like to do.

I was born in Vegas and gamble a little. I am not a member of the “Christian Coalition” and will never be a part of any other corrupt political party.

I have never taken a stand against anything but corruption and lying to invade a country that had nothing to do with 9/11.

By RE

April 20, 2006 12:09 PM | Link to this

No Dusty, you just hate having other people be free.

Bush would have a hard time telling the chinese to do anything, we are no longer negotiating from a position of strength with them because they could shut down our economy in a day.

It is amazing to me that ao many people can think that national defense and security only has to do with the number of tanks, guns, and planes a country has. Because of the financial carelessness we have had for the last 5 years, our country is more vulnerable now than it ever has been. Defense is about fiscal solvency and manufacturing production as much as guns and missles.

By Talon News

April 20, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

Hey Kimberly, I guess the jokes on you! I happen to be one of the finalists for the Press Secretary job.

Any more attempts by the libby lib media to destroy the integrity of the White House will be handled in ways you can’t imagine. I will bring a new form of torture to the libby lib media. The pain I inflict on the media will be severe. I will have them tied in knots. Watch for my new website, www.libbypainandpunishment.com, yes I will punish the libs and whip them back into shape.

Jeff…..O~O

By Dusty

April 20, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

ah, Pinko stinko at 11:49,

I really favor educational systems that teach students how to spell.

I also think that commuies should allow political decent. Yes, indeed.

Anything else you want to tell me about hate this and hate that. At least you know how to spell “hate”. Maybe RE has been coaching you.

By The Pirate

April 20, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this

Hey Talon News - the ‘libby-lib’ media are only as Liberal as the Conservative businesses that own them…

Get real and rejoin the rest of the Human Race…

By Dusty

April 20, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

You said you would never be a part of a corrupt political party.

But I thought you were a Democrat?

By RE

April 20, 2006 12:23 PM | Link to this

I was wrong, Dusty is not entirely useless, she can be a spellchecker.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 12:29 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

No, you probably assumed this since. My party is my country.

By Bush is a Pinko

April 20, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

Is that all you have pinko dust?

Why does pinko Bush get a free pass for his support of communism? Maybe he thinks that because their economic system is exploding with growth and profit that they should be held up as a symbol of great success. He already handles his political enemies like they do.

Its funny you should mention the education system, on one hand pinko Bush says we will survive the pinko communist China onslaught because of our technology, then he cuts education spending!

Now go be the good pinko that you are and spread the pinko commie propaganda that you are known for. And don’t forget to crush da scent, er..dissent:)

By Dusty

April 20, 2006 12:34 PM | Link to this

Poor RE,

All that great knowledge about diplomatic relations with China, fiscal solvency and our defense system and NOBODY asked.

Some days it doesn’t pay to get out of bed, does it?

(Uh, oh. Now, RE will say that I HATE free speech.)

By RE

April 20, 2006 12:43 PM | Link to this

Dusty, I fear for this country because there are still about 35% of the people out there as ignorant as you are. It is dangerous to think as narrowly as you do about issues such as defence and the economy. But I am sure you will be pushing for anyone in november who promises tax cuts and bible in school. Small minded voters elect small minded candidates.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 12:46 PM | Link to this

Check out the brain on Chris

Another lie.

By kimberly

April 20, 2006 12:47 PM | Link to this

Nice photo of Scotty and his good friend Jeff or Jim. No wonder he got a special pass!

By Dusty

April 20, 2006 12:52 PM | Link to this

Pinko stinko,

You got my colors all wrong, I’m not PINK. I’m RED, WHITE and BLUE.

I even sing The Star Spangled Banner and pledge allegiance to the flag. You ought to try it sometimes.

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 12:58 PM | Link to this

gal: Great post. Thanks

By Chris

April 20, 2006 01:03 PM | Link to this

Mike, Congratulations! You deserve it. It gives the rest of us (the procrinating-father-artist types)hope. Thanks for sharing your insight.

Chris

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 01:03 PM | Link to this

Do you think, once ia awhile?

By Dusty

April 20, 2006 01:24 PM | Link to this

RE,

Please get out in the sunlight. Look around at this grand country. Makes you forget all those FEARS that make you forget the great good here.

As to November, I will be celebrating Thanksgiving. You go for raising taxes. I enjoy tax cuts, myself. Yep, the Bible should be taught in Sunday School. Since it is one of the greatest books of religion and literature in the world, maybe it should be taught in public schools. But I would want to know who is teaching what before I decide on that one.

Now, off to sunshine and business. See ya’ later.

By rushncap

April 20, 2006 01:25 PM | Link to this

To be fair, getalife, Lindsey did say “the negative effect will be quite small relative to the economic benefits that would come from a successful prosecution of the war.” Now, as we all know, the prosecution of the war was not even on the same continent, maybe not in the same planetary system as “successful”. So maybe if the war were prosecuted successfully, we’d see gas prices dip.

By Willis

April 20, 2006 01:25 PM | Link to this

We are witnessing the death throes of Bush and his administration. Except for a few million blindly ignorant, brain-dead, hate-filled followers, the country quietly rejoices yet worries about his insane blunders and the weak worldly position in which this moron has placed us.

This truly stupid, evil little bastard should be taken into custody by the MP’s and forced to attend the funerals of every American he has murdered. Then would begin the nightly sleepovers at every military and VA hospital. It’s a good start and would keep him busy for the next 3 years. Tho better to hang him in a large public square at once.

By RE

April 20, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

Oh Dusty

There still are people out there who believe in a free lunch. I know you enjoy your tax cuts, although I bet you cannot figure out how much you really have saved. Our country is operating on credit, and just like the credit cards, the interest rates are about to go up.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

Check out the brain on Tim

You know, “sad as hell” maybe correct and I should run for office since I am always right.

By Midori

April 20, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this

RE,

that pic of Dusty. I have only one thing to say: BRAVO!!

If one pic pegged anyone so well, that would be it.

By Midori

April 20, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

getalife: you continue to excel. top of the afternoon to you.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 02:18 PM | Link to this

And to you Midori.

Thanks.

By Big Dark Willy

April 20, 2006 02:20 PM | Link to this

Dissembler? Equivicator? Fabricator? Liar? I believe Mike is projecting yet again…

…if only he had the insight, wit, and integrity of David Horsey.

By Republican Family Values

April 20, 2006 02:41 PM | Link to this

Oops I missed RW’s 11:44 link^^ regarding Brain Doyle. If you pull the raw data from the link he provided you will find that the supposed registration data was from 22 years ago.

I wonder what party affiliation Doyle has today since he was installed into the newly created Republican DHS (a security agency that you would think should CHECK the character and values of its’ appointees) under the leadership of a Republican administration?

The link admits that Doyle worked at Time from ‘75-‘01 (never having worked in a Democratic administration) and that Doyle viewed pornography on Time’s computers, was caught and faced discipline but that this information was not identified on his “background check”.

I didn’t post regarding Doyle because his party affiliation was so questionable contrary to RW’s claim but I see he doesn’t share the same values!

What can be said with certainty is that Doyle never worked for a Democratic administartion but DID work as the Deputy Press Secretary for DHS cleared to handle top-secret material in a REPUBLICAN administration. This still leaves the individual to make up their own minds regarding Doyle’s supposed Democratic or Republican affiliations but makes abundantly clear the failure of the Republican created DHS to screen and secure its’ staff.

Thanks to RW for highlighting the Bush administrations failure to police its’ supposed security force!

By RE

April 20, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

Never heard of him, but after looking at a few cartoons, Horsey is pretty good. Much better artwork

By Republican Family Values

April 20, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

David Horsey IS way cool. A link for Bushwhacker

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 03:27 PM | Link to this

Prremium Gas in New York hit $4.50 a gallon today. It’s going to go much higher.

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 03:31 PM | Link to this

The American middle class will be paying for the gross excesses of this administration for a long, long time.

By RE

April 20, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

1 in 3

By Mad As Zell

April 20, 2006 03:52 PM | Link to this

How in the hell did it ever come to this? There would have been a time when a name like Flaming Georgia Liberal (GaDemLib) would have been an oxymoron around these parts. Now it seems that “Georgia liberal” is a very real and dangerous reality and that the oxymoron has now become a bunch of leftist pinko morons who are running around these parts like they own the damn place. If something isn’t done, and soon, these slimy little left-wing cockroaches are going take over all of Georgia and the Bible Belt. We’re seeing the very real possibility of God’s Country being overrun, corrupted and perverted by a bunch of morally bankrupt french whine-drinking, limburger cheese-eating, Eurotrash-wannabe, white-flag waving, pinko cockroach leftist bomb-throwing, Godless, slanderous, terror-loving, commie, turncoat atheist whose allegiance is more to a poor excuse of a wannabe world government at the U.N. than it is to their own real home country and its people in the U.S.

By DavidU

April 20, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

Pres Bush was caught between a rock and hard place today at that press conference/coronation for Pres Hu. I felt bad for the man.

By Richard/Precious Frog

April 20, 2006 04:06 PM | Link to this

T’was good to be able to cite the Fresh Air interview with Mike broadcast on 04-19-2006 in my thank you message to Congressman DeFazio for his having signed the petition to require debate in the House on the Iraq war. Thank you for your work.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 20, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

Maybe Scotty’s departure won’t herlp, much.04/20/06 FOX Poll: Gloomy Economic Views; Bush Approval at New Low

By Tom

April 20, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

Yes, it would be pleasurable and proper to hang Bushie for the traitor that he is.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 05:12 PM | Link to this

Getalife,

You call that a smear? Sheesh!

My point to you (and I’m sorry if you didn’t get it) was that you seem to be a libertarian kinda guy who most likely doesn’t have a bone to pick with gambling, and probably enjoys the occasional poker game.

So why do you care so much about Reed having worked with the Indian casinos? If you were the Fundamentalist pastor I could understand your indignation, but you’re not, so what’s the big deal?

On a scale of 1 to 10 in the hypocrisy column, this rates about a 2 1/2.

Meanwhile check out all the hate-filled rants from liberals complaining about Republicans being “haters”. Now that’s hypocrisy (with a touch of insanity)!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 05:16 PM | Link to this

Is this pinko in love or what?

By GaDumnas-sLib April 19, 2006 10:08 PM Mad as zell has to be Andy.

By GaDemLib April 19, 2006 10:30 PM Are you a wanker trying to make Andy look like an idiot again?

I ain’t even in the vicinity, this lovestruck wanker is all moonie eyed from my scarcity, he can’t get me out of his mind.

Puppy love?

Absence makes the lib grow fonder?

Isn’t that sweet?

Sicko.

By Earl MyNameIs

April 20, 2006 05:20 PM | Link to this

Ralph Reed didn’t “work with” the Indian casinos, he bilked them by running a con, playing them against each other, and making promises he never intended to keep — all while working closely with Jack Abramoff, whose chief livlihood came from subverting the American democratic and legislatvie processes with, and for, big money.

May Karma be with you, Ralphie boy!

By Michael Quay

April 20, 2006 05:22 PM | Link to this

I am a native Atlantan living in Hawaii. I work in a middle school as a behavioral counselor. The kind of cutting, biting, sarcastic editorials that cartoonist like Mike get complimented for, middle schoolers get reprimanded. I guess some adolescents (like Mike) never grow up.

By Alfred E. Neumann

April 20, 2006 05:22 PM | Link to this

RPV aka SPAM pervert,

You were a boring, stupid, unamusing turd at 11:54 and nothing’s changed, except that you are now an Astroturd a la South Park.

That is not a compliment.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 05:25 PM | Link to this

Look, another, I’m talking about another, trumped up bogus hysterical pinko charge against Bush proven to be…. false:

“The question is, does [special prosecutor Patrick] Fitzgerald know who the source was?” Robert Novak asked. “Of course. He’s known for years who the first source is. If he knows the source, why didn’t he indict him? Because no crime was committed.”

Indeed, Fitzgerald has refused even to reveal to lawyers for Scooter Libby—indicted not for “leaking” but for perjury—whether Plame was a covert agent.

Why would you believe anything a lib says?

By rushncap

April 20, 2006 05:26 PM | Link to this

Danish, the problem with Reed working with casinos is that, well, he’s supposed to be against them. Strongly, morally. This is the guy who once headed the Christian Coalition, a very strongly anti-gambling network. As the public face of it he too was very much anti-vice of every kind. Then it turned out that the casino business paid well, and he forgot all his righteous indignation. THAT is hypocricy.

By Tar Heel Bred bleeds Tar Heel Blue

April 20, 2006 05:27 PM | Link to this

Hey Tom, no need to Bush for the traitor that he is because it looks that he’s doing a pretty job of hanging himself and pretty much cementing his legacy as the worst “President” in U.S. history, though considering his recent slate of “accomplishments” it doesn’t look as if he’s fit enough, mentally to deserve that title. Presidental? His “Presidency” has been anything but as of late.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 05:30 PM | Link to this

Neil Young just wrote a nice tune:

track 4

Shock And Awe

Back in the days of shock and awe We came to liberate them all History was the cruel judge of overconfidence Back in the days of shock and awe

Back in the days of “mission accomplished” Our chief was landing on the deck The sun was setting on a golden photo op Back in the days of “mission accomplished”

Thousands of bodies in the ground Brought home in boxes to a trumpet’s sound No one sees them coming home that way Thousands buried in the ground

Thousands of children scarred for life Millions of tears for a soldier’s wife Both sides are losing now Heaven takes them in Thousands of children scarred for life

We had a chance to change our mind But somehow wisdom was hard to find We went with what we knew and now we can’t go back But we had a chance to change our mind.

[Neil Young, from the album “Living With War”, 2006]

By Republican Family Values

April 20, 2006 05:37 PM | Link to this

Alfred E. Neumann- Republicans just can’t help demonstrating their “Astroturd” values anymore than a fish can help breathing water. Come on, you guys have a much better command of invective than that or are you still a “baby” REPUBLICAN!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 05:44 PM | Link to this

It turns out that Brian Doyle, who resigned as deputy press secretary at the Department of Homeland Security after being charged with solicitation of a minor and transmitting pornographic material to a minor, is not a career civil servant, as we said yesterday. As CNN reported earlier this month, he actually spent most of his career in the mainstream media:

Friends and former co-workers say Doyle was disciplined by Time magazine after he allegedly used company computers to view adult pornography in the publication’s Washington bureau office

Time magazine said only that it employed Doyle for 26 years and refused to comment further. Doyle, a registered Democrat, left Time in 2001 to work for the government.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 05:48 PM | Link to this

Well I heard mister young sing about her

Well, I heard ole neil put her down

Well, I hope neil young will remember

A southern man don’t need him around anyhow

Sweet home alabama

Where the skies are so blue

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 05:51 PM | Link to this

What did Cheney do now? He donated 77% of his 2005 income to charity. In most years donations to charity are tax-deductible only up to 50% of income, but Congress lifted the cap last year as a response to Hurricane Katrina. So these moonbats are actually attacking Cheney for being too generous.

Whilst Swimmer Kennedy donated 77% of his fortune to Chivas Regal.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 05:51 PM | Link to this

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By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

“Two U.S. explorers plan to start a four-month summer expedition to the North Pole next month to gather information on the habitat of an animal they believe could be the first victim of global warming—the polar bear,” Reuters reports from Los Angeles. “Project Thin Ice 2006” will be the first such expedition since 2004. Reuters explains that the explorers had to call off the mission they planned last year because of—we kid you not—“unusually heavy snow and ice.”

By Tar Heel Bred bleeds Tar Heel Blue

April 20, 2006 05:56 PM | Link to this

Mad As Hell sounds as if he really desperately needs an enema. A person like him is so ignorant that he thinks he’s a genius and thinks that everyone is laughing with him while everyone is really laughing at him. How dare you use God’s name as a weapon of vile hate, ignorance, deceit and lies and since you sound as if your so quick to condemn everyone to hell who doesn’t agree with your vicious lies, deceit and rhetoric, maybe you should just go ahead and make advance reservations since that’s where you and the rest of the Bush neo-con draft-dodging chickenhawks appear to be headed. Last to shoot, first to run, just like the disasterous cowards they are.

By @@

April 20, 2006 06:12 PM | Link to this

Getalife:

Your text looks a lot like ml’s scribblings. Are you O.K.?

By Huge

April 20, 2006 06:16 PM | Link to this

Better keep your head Don’t forget what your good book said Southern change gonna come at last Now your crosses are burning fast Southern man

From an interview with Ronnie Van Zant: “We wrote Alabama as a joke. We didn’t even think about it - the words just came out that way. We just laughed like hell, and said ‘Ain’t that funny’… We love Neil Young, we love his music…”

Neil is still relevant and still an incredible spirit. And he supports the right of neocons to misinterpret his lyrics…

By Mad As Zell

April 20, 2006 06:19 PM | Link to this

Hey Tar Hole: Choke on it! Go get some french whine and limburger cheese like you and the rest of the high-horse, intellectual-elite, “I’m better than you mob bookworm-maggot pinko commie socialist atheist mob”. Talking about God’s name, a secular atheist like you probably doesn’t know anything about God except to talk down to and insult real Christians.

I told you that these little slimy pinko commie turncoat bastards could survive a nuclear war, not to mention a good fumigation with a potent industrial-strength insectide.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 06:22 PM | Link to this

Gee, maybe ole neil and the dixie chicks could tour together, hahahahaha.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 06:26 PM | Link to this

@@,

I was trying to do some comments scribbling but it did not work.

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 06:27 PM | Link to this

Nothing new here. May God bless the US of A and its patriotic liberals!

By Tar Heel Bred bleeds Tar Heel Blue

April 20, 2006 06:29 PM | Link to this

Mad As Hell’s comments seem fitting since books are like Kryptionite to him, George W. Bush and the rest of the idiot chickenhawk neo-con crowd…Last to shoot, first to run….

Mad As Hell…Reading is fundamental

Dumba**

By Midori

April 20, 2006 06:34 PM | Link to this

CNN just reported that the Bush White House played the WRONG NATIONAL ANTHEM to greet the Chinese president.

Hoo boy!!

What’s this about “intellectual elites”?

I’ve never in my life seen so many people so bloody proud of their stupidity.

On another note: are Zell and Andy related, or are they both suffering out-of-body experiences?

By getalife

April 20, 2006 06:34 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Madonna, Pearl Jam, Dixie Chicks, Neil Young, Pink…

It will be called the Impeach Bush tour.

By Midori

April 20, 2006 06:35 PM | Link to this

@@,

may we see your “scribblings”?

By Huge

April 20, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

On foreign policy, Democrats would have you believe that Bush is the most reckless President and that he has ripped the United States away from a tradition of cooperative diplomacy by violently overthrowing governments.

But as former New York Times reporter Steven Kinzer points out, the opposite is true. Bush is actually following and escalating a long-established tradition.

Beginning with the ouster of Hawaii’s monarchy in 1893, the United States government has not hesitated to overthrow governments – fourteen by Kinzer’s count – that stood in the way of its political and economic goals.

One example from the fourteen: Fifty-three years ago, the United States launched Operation Ajax to overthrow the democratically elected leader of Iran – Mohammed Mossadegh.

Now it looks like Bush is preparing for Iran again.

In 1953, Mossadegh was fed up with the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company – now BP – pumping Iran’s oil and shipping the profits back home to the United Kingdom.

Mossadegh said — hey, this is our oil, I think we’ll keep it. Bad idea.

For the United States government, beholding to the Big Oil Companies, decided to overthrow Mossadegh’s government.

Kinzer, who has written a number of books documenting a century of regime change overseas, puts it this way:

“Imagine today what it must sound like to Iranians to hear American leaders tell them — ‘We want you to have a democracy in Iran, we disapprove of your present government, we wish to help you bring democracy to your country.’ Naturally, they roll their eyes and say — ‘We had a democracy once, but you crushed it.’”.

Some people speak in cliches and have childishly simple “answers” for very complicated issues. Don’t believe the hype…

By Tar Heel Bred bleeds Tar Heel Blue

April 20, 2006 06:44 PM | Link to this

Midori: I don’t know about out-of-body, but it sure looks like Mad As Hell, Andy and the rest of the chickenhawk neo-con bullies have been suffering from out-of-brain experiences for a long, long time. You know, in the tradition of their great and noble leader, the scholarly George W. Bush.

By Tar Heel Bred bleeds Tar Heel Blue

April 20, 2006 06:50 PM | Link to this

Mad As Hell: A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z!

And Zell, if you’re a good boy, you can catch the rest of the alphabet at 11am tomorrow on “Sesame Street”.

You ignorant bastard. Go read a book and don’t just look at the pictures.

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 06:50 PM | Link to this

gal & Midori (only): You’ll get a kick out os this item. The Bungler-in-Chief was at a “Magnet School” in Maryland this week making remarks about childrens education. In his closing he noted what “…a pleasure it is to be here in Maryland at this maggot school”.

By DavidU

April 20, 2006 06:51 PM | Link to this

LOL…It’s not Pres Bush’s fault, but come on you cannot call them ‘Republic of China’ aka Taiwan.

I’m surprised Hu did not recall some loans on the spot for that mistake.

Oh too funny.

By @@

April 20, 2006 06:54 PM | Link to this

Actually Midori, both Scooter and I are both pretty talented artistically but you’ll just have to take my word for it.

Would you like to share some of your aliases with us or do you want to hold to the “Midori” from that “fateful night of disgrace?”

Your call!! Everybody seems to be having fun tonight. Wouldn’t want to interfere with that. Mike does not need your defense. He’s a big boy, but somebody that night sure needed your defense and you failed.

You can’t win on this one, so don’t even try.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 07:00 PM | Link to this

Just like the United States the people of Toronto were mostly down to Earth, hospitable and Conservative, with an elite class of out of touch, pompous, moron crackpot moonbat journalists with declining readerships:

Dump Rumsfeld- Toronto Globe And Mail

Thursday, April 20, 2006, Page A20

When the administration of U.S. President George Bush announced a minor shakeup this week, one significant name was missing. Press secretary Scott McClellan is resigning and deputy chief of staff Karl Rove is stepping down as policy co-ordinator to focus on politics, but there was no mention of Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. Too bad.

Pray tell, why would the pinko libs in Canada even care? Is this mental?

By Mad As Zell

April 20, 2006 07:07 PM | Link to this

Tar Hole: You and the rest of the Politically Correct Atheist Secular Pinko Commie Bastard Turncoat crowd can go to hell. Make sure you all go there before you lead America there and take a few books so that you and the rest of the loony left and jerk off and make love to the paperbacks (or shall we say the “hard”-backs) on the way there. You know, to keep your mind off of eternal damnation while your flesh burns. Just why do they call you “Tar Hole” anyway?

By getalife

April 20, 2006 07:08 PM | Link to this

Daniel,

Sounds like something he would say.

Another Bushism by the Decider-in-chief.

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 07:15 PM | Link to this

Chickenhawk Komputer Kommandoes and the 82nd Delusionary Steroid Brigade, lead on! Boneheads of the Blogosphere and Champions of Bogus Chriatianity: Do unto others before they do unto them; and Covet thy neighbors godds unles you can covet their little children first.

By DavidU

April 20, 2006 07:18 PM | Link to this

If you are “Atheist [and] Secular” can you really “go to hell…[for] eternal damnation while your flesh burns”. And do you even care, since you don’t believe in that??

I’m just thinking out loud here.

By Buy Danish

April 20, 2006 07:20 PM | Link to this

Rushncap,

I am a Christian. I am a Conservative. I am not a member of the Christian Coalition, nor are most Christians who are also conservatives - despite Lib Dem claims to the contrary.

I don’t like the Indian run casinos because they breed, dare I say, a culture of corruption. That being said, I could not care less if people choose to gamble.

I understand why people are harping on Reed’s work with the casinos. Come Election Day we will find out how much it matters to his constituency.

This is a Primary battle and the Dems (and his opponent) are trying to make hay out of it. We’ll see if the sun shines when the Primary winner faces off against a the Democrat candidate.

By sct

April 20, 2006 07:25 PM | Link to this

Hey Andy, have you been to any gay marriages in “conservative” Toronto?

Did you happen to score any legal “medical marijuana” in “conservative Toronto?

Just think, if you get hurt in “conservative” Toronto you may be able to partake in some socialized medicine.

By @@

April 20, 2006 07:26 PM | Link to this

DavidU:

I thought you and I called that “pondering”. It’s a b***, ain’t it? Oh well, I’ll take a biggie fry while I ponder.

By Tar Heel Bred bleeds Tar Heel Blue

April 20, 2006 07:28 PM | Link to this

pinko, commie, atheist, turncoat, traitor, secular, Godless, bastard

Is that all you got ignorant Madman? Is that the shallow depth of your proud intelligence (or the endless mass or your proud ignorance)? Is stale, overused political rhetoric and childish name-calling all that you can come up with? Is there anything useful that you actually have to bring to this critical debate about America’s future?

Guess not! For Mad As Hell, ignorance is bliss and he appears to be a “man” that is very happy with his ignorant and misplaced “anger” towards others. You use God’s name a lot, but have you ever even read a bible? Or is it too many words and not enough pictures for one of your clearly limited intellectual prowess?

By Daniel

April 20, 2006 07:32 PM | Link to this

BD: What part of “Thou shalt not kill” is hard for you? I think the public is weary of you “Broadcast Christians”. Explain how you can support an elective war that kills innocent people and call yourself a Christian?

By Pat Robertson

April 20, 2006 07:35 PM | Link to this

Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said “in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman.” I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can’t I own Canadians?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is, my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don’t agree. Can you settle this? Are there ‘degrees’ of abomination?

Lev.21:20 states that I may ! not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle- room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn’t we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

Humbly Yours, Pat

By getalife

April 20, 2006 07:43 PM | Link to this

Man, they got this stuff from Nova Scotia

Nevermind.

By getalife

April 20, 2006 07:47 PM | Link to this

Sorry Pat, it is for my pain.

Please do not smite thee.

By Geourge Dubya Bush

April 20, 2006 07:52 PM | Link to this

Pat: Ummmm….Ummmmm…Ummmm…Ummmmm…Pat, can you rephase that question a little?

By Reefer Madness

April 20, 2006 07:52 PM | Link to this

Hey getalife- you know you can order Canadian buds through the net now if you just look around a little. Now that the US is busy with its’ holy war, they can’t even check containers much less surface mail. George W. Bush is the best thing to happen for pot since the rolling paper.

By inlieu

April 20, 2006 07:53 PM | Link to this

From”inlieu To:Mad as (a hatter)Zell…what a burn out…frothing and foaming at the mouth like a mad hyena. Hyenas mark and patrol their territories by depositing a strong-smelling substance produced by the anal glands on stalks of grass along the boundaries. “Latrines,” places where members of a clan deposit their droppings, also mark territories. The high mineral content of the bones hyenas consume make their droppings a highly visible, chalky white. Hyenas are social animals that communicate with one other through specific calls, postures and signals. They quickly make their various intentions known to other members of the clan, or to outsiders. When a hyena’s tail is carried straight, for example, it signals attack. When it is held up and forward over the back, the hyena is extremely excited. In contrast, it hangs down when the hyena is standing or walking leisurely. If frightened, the hyena tucks its tail between the legs and flat against the belly and usually skulks away….any questions, get some therapy, you need help if your going to walk upright and be human. According to the Gospel of John, the Pharisees, in an attempt to discredit Jesus, brought a woman charged with adultery before him. Then they reminded Jesus that adultery was punishable by stoning under Mosaic law and challenged him to judge the woman so that they might then accuse him of disobeying the law. Jesus thought for a moment and then replied, “He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone at her.” The people crowded around him were so touched by their own consciences that they departed. When Jesus found himself alone with the woman, he asked her who were her accusers. She replied, “No man, lord.” Jesus then said, “Neither do I condemn thee: go and sin no more.”

By whynot

April 20, 2006 08:02 PM | Link to this

reefer madness, for real?

man I thought he was a cocaine man

happy 4-20

inlieu no one cares

By whynot

April 20, 2006 08:06 PM | Link to this

get a life,

those bastards “just won’t let you be”

happy 4-20

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 20, 2006 08:13 PM | Link to this

It debases a society when a group of hateful extremists murder nearly 3,000 innocent people and there is so little outrage. It debases a society when elites are so concerned about feeling civilized that they fool themselves into believing that life behind bars can atone for so much senseless carnage. It cannot. Debra Saunders, San Francisco Chronicle

By whynot

April 20, 2006 09:13 PM | Link to this

“NEVER COMIN DOWN NO MO’”

Happy 4-20 to all I hope you all are having joyous celebrations and not talking about killing people or anything…

Lib S and L dude the guy wants to die cuz then he gets like 72 virgins

By Redneck

April 20, 2006 10:07 PM | Link to this

to Sad but true and inlieu, Liberals and pinko’s are like an empty poop bucket. All that is left is the stench. The only people who think liberals are smart are other liberals or idiots.

By Midori

April 20, 2006 10:26 PM | Link to this

Redneck,

why do you talk about your mother like that?

By George

April 20, 2006 11:02 PM | Link to this

Now even the Republicans don’t want him.

04/20/06 FOX Poll: Gloomy Economic Views; Bush Approval at New Low

NEW YORK — More Americans disapprove than approve of how George W. Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Congress are doing their jobs, while a majority approves of Condoleezza Rice. President Bush’s approval hits a record low of 33 percent this week, clearly damaged by sinking support among Republicans.

By Patton

April 21, 2006 03:56 AM | Link to this

0356 hours. Just made my appointed rounds. The consensus is, “Let’s imprison Bush.”

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 04:42 AM | Link to this

What, another hysterical liberal dire warning turned out to be a big fat lie?:

Scientists cool outlook on global warming

Global warming may not be as dramatic as some scientists have predicted.

Using temperature readings from the past 100 years, 1,000 computer simulations and the evidence left in ancient tree rings, Duke University scientists announced yesterday that “the magnitude of future global warming will likely fall well short of current highest predictions.”

The pinkos are full of them, aren’t they?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 04:45 AM | Link to this

About time:

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff yesterday announced a nationwide immigration enforcement strategy that will aggressively target employers who “knowingly and recklessly” hire illegal aliens, and those who help them find jobs.

“And that means we’ve got to focus on illegal migration and also on those who flagrantly violate the law by encouraging that migration, whether they do it by smuggling the migrants across the border or by employing them in a systematic fashion once they get into the United States.”

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 04:50 AM | Link to this

There is another skill great leaders have: Neither Donald Rumsfeld nor Caspar Weinberger suffered fools well, nor did they empower their generals to do any part of the job of being the defense secretary. Just the opposite: they ran the Defense Department from the top, set the final policies themselves, and expected them to be carried out by their generals. And, both interfered with the career ambitions of more than a few generals who objected to new policies by forgetting — or simply ignoring — the “to be carried out” part of their jobs.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 05:06 AM | Link to this

With a little over three weeks left before the May 15 deadline to sign upforthenew Medicare drug benefit, a tale of two types of seniors is emerging. While the early press coverage painted the new drug insurance program as universally confusing and intimidating, experience is proving that narrative wrong. Seniors who signed up for the program exhibit systematically different and overwhelmingly positive attitudes on a variety of issues related to the new Medicare program compared to those who stay on the sidelines. The concrete experience of signing up clearly sways opinion.

Consider the overall approval or disapproval of the underlying law. Dutko Research’s March survey (800 registered voters; March 14-19) finds 40 percent of voters approve of the Medicare prescription-drug legislation, while 47 percent disapprove. Yet seniors who have signed up for the benefit approve by a solid 58 percent to 38 percent margin.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 05:10 AM | Link to this

Liberals ask them before they sign up, while the lies are still fresh, and Conservative ask them after they sign up and have seen the truth.

Other surveys also point to satisfaction among those who have actual experience with the Medicare prescription-drug program. An ABC/Washington Post survey (April 6-9) finds among those enrolled a 74 percent to 24 percent margin saying enrollment was easy, not difficult. An AARP survey of enrolled seniors (March 9-April 3) finds nearly 8 in 10 satisfied with their new drug coverage. And 67 percent say they already are saving money.

Another myth dispelled.

By inlieu

April 21, 2006 05:30 AM | Link to this

From inlieu, to u the frothing foaming hyena pack…heres the deal hyenas, your petty self centered liberal bashing hyena brotherhood is going nowhere with your crotch scratching drive by shooting attitude, you only feel good when your stereotyping “the other” in your ethnocentric Hyena insecure paranoid mood swinging gay bashing chest beating neantherdal Schizophrenic disordered life…Jesus cares about you, look up he is watching you.

By spankmonkey

April 21, 2006 06:02 AM | Link to this

Sigh… I see “Mad as Zell” and “I like to suck off liberals” haven’t gotten jobs yet…

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 21, 2006 06:30 AM | Link to this

“By spankmonkey April 21, 2006 06:02 AM | Link to this Sigh… I see “Mad as Zell” and “I like to suck off liberals” haven’t gotten jobs yet…”

It’s my personal opinion that these individuals are paid a handsome sum by the US Department of misinformation, otherwise known as The White House, to sit in their basements 24/7 cutting and pasting into posts that are for the most part off
topic. Given the fact that The White House would admit male intern et hookers to press briefings until caught it shouldn’t surprise anyone. It’s the internet equivalent of jamming telephone lines during elections.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 21, 2006 06:45 AM | Link to this

The meeting between President Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao began with a gaffe Thursday when an announcer referred to China by the formal name of Taiwan, which China considers a rebellious province. As Bush and Hu stood at attention outside the White House, an announcer said, “Ladies and gentlemen, the national anthem of the Republic of China, followed by the national anthem of the United States of America.” “Republic of China” is the formal name of the island 100 miles off the Chinese mainland. China is known formally as the People’s Republic of China. Should we expect anything less from an administration led by someone who never ventured beyond the United States continental boundries intil he got the keys to Air Force 1?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 07:06 AM | Link to this

Pis-s on you AJC.

It figures, instead of a glorious hero’s welcome for our returning soldiers on the front page of your “news” paper, we get some sap anti American anti war political hatred piece. You people really do suck, in the most major way.

Right, wrong or indifferent, these returning heroes have spent the last year of their lives protecting you, risking their lives for your right to “question the President” or whatever the hell treasonous act you perverts want to commit. It is them, not you, who gave us these freedoms that we so routinely abuse, that we take for granted, that we owe everything to them for.

This is their day, not yours, you scumbag low life ruinous bottom of the barrel liberals.

We should honor these heros today, wherever you see them, shake their hand, tell them that you appreciate what they have given for you. They really are what has made America the bright shining light of freedom that it is, the light that so many from so far away come here to seek independence, hope and liberty.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 21, 2006 07:08 AM | Link to this

“By spankmonkey April 21, 2006 06:02 AM | Link to this Sigh… I see “Mad as Zell” and “I like to suck off liberals” haven’t gotten jobs yet…” Given the Republicans demonstrated respect for the voting process and dirty tricks I can see these guys as nothing more than one more dirty trick. They read like someone thinking “one more post, one more dollar, and who’d of thought I could make this much working from home?”. Key figures in a phone-jamming scheme designed to keep New Hampshire Democrats from voting in 2002 had regular contact with the White House and Republican Party as the plan was unfolding, phone records introduced in criminal court show. The records show that Bush campaign operative James Tobin, who recently was convicted in the case, made two dozen calls to the White House within a three-day period around Election Day 2002 — as the phone jamming operation was finalized, carried out and then abruptly shut down.

By Chuck Lauria

April 21, 2006 07:16 AM | Link to this

Brilliant as always. May I suggest the perfect replacement - Pat Robertson

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 21, 2006 08:52 AM | Link to this

“By Liberals Suck And Lie April 21, 2006 07:06 AM | Link to this Pis-s on you AJC. Screed clipped

risking their lives for your right to “question the President” or whatever the hell treasonous act you perverts want to commit.”

There it it. LS&L’s vision of freedom in Ameica.”

I prefer Teddy’s version

““The President is merely the most important among a large number of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct, his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” Theodore Roosevelt

By getalife

April 21, 2006 09:10 AM | Link to this

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” Theodore Roosevelt

Andy,

Please stop being morally treasonable.

Nice quote LTD.

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

*By Daniel

April 20, 2006 07:32 PM -

BD: What part of “Thou shalt not kill” is hard for you? I think the public is weary of you “Broadcast Christians”. Explain how you can support an elective war that kills innocent people and call yourself a Christian?

Daniel,

LTD brought up TR, so I will refer to him also in response to your lame question.

From The Man in the Arena: Citizenship in a Republic

In the next place, the good man should be both a strong and a brave man; that is, he should be able to fight, he should be able to serve his country as a soldier, if the need arises. There are well-meaning philosophers who declaim against the unrighteousness of war. They are right only if they lay all their emphasis upon the unrighteousness. War is a dreadful thing, and unjust war is a crime against humanity. But it is such a crime because it is unjust, not because it is a war. The choice must ever be in favor of righteousness, and this is whether the alternative be peace or whether the alternative be war. The question must not be merely, Is there to be peace or war? The question must be, Is it right to prevail? Are the great laws of righteousness once more to be fulfilled? And the answer from a strong and virile people must be “Yes,” whatever the cost. Every honorable effort should always be made to avoid war, just as every honorable effort should always be made by the individual in private life to keep out of a brawl, to keep out of trouble; but no self-respecting individual, no self-respecting nation, can or ought to submit to wrong.

BTW, Daniel, if you are going to use Christianity as a argument against war, then you need to be prepared to answer how you can reconcile Christianity with the modern liberal agenda.

If you open up that can of worms, I shall make you eat it (figuratively of course).

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 09:21 AM | Link to this

Ummm:

Therefore it is absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell the truth about his acts

Which is where the treason picks up in the United States. You libs haven’t told the truth yet.

Besides which, who appointed you pinkos as national security and economic experts, able to opine on entire departments full of experts? Maybe if we needed some critique on circus clowns…..

By getalife

April 21, 2006 09:32 AM | Link to this

Andy,

This has to be true, it is fox news.

Moral treasoner.

By @@

April 21, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

Getalife:

TR also said this. Do you like it as well?

“…the man who really counts in the world is the doer, not the mere critic-the man who actually does the work, even if roughly and imperfectly, not the man who only talks or writes about how it ought to be done.” (1891)

“Criticism is necessary and useful; it is often indispensable; but it can never take the place of action, or be even a poor substitute for it. The function of the mere critic is of very subordinate usefulness. It is the doer of deeds who actually counts in the battle for life, and not the man who looks on and says how the fight ought to be fought, without himself sharing the stress and the danger.” (1894)

I, too, love my “Teddy”…..Roosevelt, that is.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 21, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

LS&L wrote”Besides which, who appointed you pinkos as national security and economic experts, able to opine on entire departments full of experts?” The authority to speak out is derived from the same plcace that allows, in my opinion, your potty mouthed O’Riely imitations … The Constitution Of The United States Of America. But again you hate America. Now then it’s off to work.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this

Democrats running for Congress are moving quickly to use the most recent surge in oil and gasoline prices to bash Republicans over energy policy, and more broadly, the direction of the country.

Does this mean that you corrupt liberals are going to shut up and let us drill? Like we have been trying to do for thirty years? Or is this just another stupid liberal political stunt like all the others, faux concern over the burdens of the citizenry while you jack their fuel taxes up to make sure you get your share of the loot?

Liberals Suck.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 09:41 AM | Link to this

getalife: This is the truth that your Faux link exposed me to:

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By getalife

April 21, 2006 09:46 AM | Link to this

@@,

Yes, I do.

I believe that people who have actually served in a war make good war time politicians.

For example, Mr. Murtha would be a great Defense Secretary. If he was DS right now, we would redeploy, let them have their civil war and no more American troops would be killed or maimed.

Unfortunately, this will not happen, we will stay the course and more will be killed or injured.

Meanwhile, OBL and his buddies are out there planning their next attack. Insane.

By getalife

April 21, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this

It worked for me Andy. It said 33 per cent approval rating for W.

Is that true?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this

Meanwhile, OBL and his buddies are out there planning their next attack. Insane.

The cold sweat loss of pinko nighttime sleep is revealed.

How in the he-ll do you know this for sure?

Are you OBL?

4.5 years since the last one and on that day no one would have believed it if you would have told them that. George Bush rocks.

Liberals Suck.

By rushncap

April 21, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

I’m sorry, getalife, are you actually advocating a civil war in Iraq?

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

Let’s see, this morning Suck decries the scientific community and in particular the global warming concept by quoting……scientists at Duke U. Scientists are pinkos except when you can purchase one to agree with your “talking points”, then they are wise and venerable. If one scientist in a hundred thousand refutes global warming, then only the one scientist is right and the other 99,999 are pinko commies. Sure sounds like Republican values to me.

Then ‘BIG FAT PASTRY WOMAN’

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

Let’s see, this morning Suck decries the scientific community and in particular the global warming concept by quoting……scientists at Duke U. Scientists are pinkos except when you can purchase one to agree with your “talking points”, then they are wise and venerable. If one scientist in a hundred thousand refutes global warming, then only the one scientist is right and the other 99,999 are pinko commies. Sure sounds like Republican values to me.

Then ‘BIG FAT PASTRY WOMAN’

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 10:05 AM | Link to this

In addition, views on the economy are glum; most Americans rate the current economy negatively, and twice as many say it feels like the economy is getting worse rather than better. These are just some of the findings of the latest FOX News national poll.

The ignorant truth behind the low poll ratings has been revealed. Who are we asking these questions, the stupidest people in the world?

If you’re faltering in this economy, blaming George Bush for it might be why. If you truly want to succeed, you should stop whining and start making money, hand over fist, like the rest of us are doing.

Look in the mirror for your problem, clowns.

By getalife

April 21, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

No, I advocate a change to “stay the course” and think that they will be civil war in Iraq no matter what we do.

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Well this morning Suck tells us that scientists are pinko liberals who are trying to cut into his profits with all this talk of global warming and he “proves” this by quoting….scientists at Duke U. If one scientist in a hundred thousand agrees with your “talking points” he is wise and venerable but the other 99,999 are pinko wankers. Sounds like more of those Republican values at work to me!

Then, Danish wants us to “reconcile Christianity with the modern liberal agenda”. So what is “the modern liberal agenda”. I thought these guys have been telling us that there is no unity in the liberal agenda and we don’t have a plan… So what is it, the liberals are the ultimate schemers or they don’t have a plan? Sounds like more of those Republican values in full bloom to me!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 10:10 AM | Link to this

RFV: Let’s see, on your global warming crusade your fellow travelers are Al “The Mad Scientist” Gore, who has a degree in what exactly, and NASA, champion astronaut killers.

Meanwhile, the Earth has warmed 1/2 degree in 40 years.

And you’re calling me a crackpot?

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 10:10 AM | Link to this

Good grief^^^^they REALLY need to fix this blog!

By getalife

April 21, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

Hell Andy,

Unlike the GOP, I would like to get the people who were actually responsible for 9/11.

You want to forget about these people? Leave them out there to do it again? Insane!

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

RFV,

What is it with you and the repeating posts? Are you having difficulty mastering the art of pushing the Post button?

By rushncap

April 21, 2006 10:18 AM | Link to this

I think we have screwed up Iraq to a point where we owe it to Iraqis to stay in there and make sure their country does not disintegrate. That does not mean we have to “stay the course” (a misnomer, since it’s not at all obvious there is a course to begin with), but that does mean, in my opinion, that we have to help them establish a country they want. To quote Jon Stewart from last night’s Daily Show: “If we break someone’s leg, shouldn’t we act as a crutch for a while?”

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

getalife: Ummm, look.

We got him!

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president or any other public official…

~Theodore Roosevelt

Here is where you Libs have a problem. You are unable to convince many of us that you “stand by the country”. Indeed, it appears that, more often than not, you are intent to destroy it.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

To quote Jon Stewart from last night’s Daily Show: “If we break someone’s leg, shouldn’t we act as a crutch for a while?”

If Jon Stewart actually said that then he has alot more sense then I ever attributed to him.

Al-Qaeda suspect killed in Pakistan

Friday 21 April 2006, 10:17 Makka Time, 7:17 GMT

A foreign militant who is thought to have strong links with the al-Qaeda leadership has been killed in northwestern Pakistan, security officials say.

getalife, that was for your benefit, I would like to help you get some more slumber at night, you know, become more regular. I too would like for these Islamic killers to stand out in the open with “I’m Al Qaeda!” signs, so that we can blow them away, but killing one here, one there will work for me until then.

By getalife

April 21, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

Yes, we got him

By getalife

April 21, 2006 10:37 AM | Link to this

Andy,

I sleep very well but thanks for caring.

If they did get OBL it would be all over the news because W could use some help with his approval rating. Don’t you think?

By getalife

April 21, 2006 10:41 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

Here is a better source

By candide

April 21, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

Rumor has it that Fitzgerald will have Karl Rove indicted. That would be Wunderbar!!! But unfortunately Rove’s crimes are the same as the crimes of all Republicans since 1932: accusing their opponents of Communism, lack of patriotism, and every other indignity possible. A Republican cannot open his mouth without filth coming out. I’d prosecute the whole lot, but I suspect the courts won’t allow it. Pity!

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

I agree with you on the intent of most liberals. That is “destroy the country”.

Reading this blog, makes me believe that this is the liberal agenda:

LEAVE Iraq immediately so they can have a civil war.

Capture Osama but release all Gitmo prisoners and close the facility.

Ignore voting. Use opinion polls.

Ignore the military on their return home from Iraq. Let them know that they should not have been there. Criticize those overseas and loudly protest the war.

Impeach Bush. Install retired “cut’n’ run” generals.

Tell the world that the USA is a terrible place because a majority of citizens have rejected liberal politics and their politicians.

To paraphrase an old expression: If these people are FOR us, who can be against us?

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Well, that cuts to the crux of the problem, doesn’t it? Cons think libs are “trying to destroy the country” and libs think that cons are “trying to destroy the country”. For all our sakes I truely hope that BOTH are WRONG!

BTW- This blog obviously has keyboard shortcuts to the “post” function so take care in typing or you get the above^^^. Sorry for the triple post guys.

By getalife

April 21, 2006 11:11 AM | Link to this

Yes, some people need to learn to read without bias. Here allow me to try to help

There is a rather large revenge factor in Iraq.

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 11:14 AM | Link to this

Republican Family Values,

You are not oil on the water on this blog. What you hope for is not what you present in most of your posts. Even your “name” is phony since you do not present any Republican family values.

By Napo D

April 21, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

Dusty and Danish, yall have pretty much surpassed yourselves with the dumbest possible of all arguments ever. This is probably the stupidest day of your whole lives. Gosh! You have nothing at all to say except “liberals want to destroy America” which is just plain stupid. If you just answered every post with “Nuh-UH!” you would sound more intelligent than you do today. Why don’t you build a time machine and go back to the 1950s and put on an “I like Ike” button? He was pretty much the last Republican president who cared about the American people. Also, my lips hurt real bad. Will you bring me my chapstick?

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 11:26 AM | Link to this

Dusty- afraid I don’t get your “oil on the water” reference. Is this some sort of sick “walk on water” (Jesus) analogy.

I have never expressed the notion that I possess Republican values, the moniker is merely a sarcastic jab at the “high moral ground” that Republicans have taken since so many Republicans have the same short-comings that they claim to see in Democrats. Probably best exemplified by Newt and his congressional crusade ala Monicagate while being a multiple divorcee and adulterer himself.

Unfortunately, the only way to counter negative mud-slinging is to fight fire with fire. And so the escalation continues…

By getalife

April 21, 2006 11:34 AM | Link to this

The truth shall set you free

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

Napo D,

I wouldn’t talk about stupid if I were you. It is not your lips that hurt, it is your brain. Chapstick won’t help where you need it.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

getalife: Saddam had a much more sectarian violence program in place back when he was the dic, it was called Shiites, Kurds and the wood chipper. He was totalling up 100,000 per year, where the average foreign Al Qaeda loser blasting off in the middle of the women and children shoppers is barely cracking 10K a year. Would you and PBS like to get back to the busy days of Saddam? Are things just to slow for you now?

Where, oh where, was the lib concern back in those days?

By candide

April 21, 2006 11:39 AM | Link to this

Bush is so mired down in s////t that only a miracle can help him. Wag the dog, Dubya!

By Royal Wanker (RW redux)

April 21, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

Are things just to slow for you now?

Did you mean ‘Are things just too slow for you now?’ Snark, snark, snark.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

getalife: Check this out, the 911 commission was so busy scrubbing the Clinton administration screw ups from their report, they forgot to blame OBL for the idea of the attacks:

At the meeting, KSM briefed Bin Ladin and Atef on the first World Trade Center bombing, the Manila air plot, the cargo carriers plan, and other activi- ties pursued by KSM and his colleagues in the Philippines. KSM also presented a proposal for an operation that would involve training pilots who would crash planes into buildings in the United States. This proposal eventually would become the 9/11 operation.

OBL was just an upper level dunce, with Khalid Sheik Mohamed being the true mastermind.

We won the war on terror! How many pinkos said the real war was over the capture of the man responsible for 911? Yea, George Bush, our national hero!

By getalife

April 21, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

Andy,

Why you want to bring that up?

Remember, it was Daddy who cut and ran and 100,000 died. Daddy left Saddam in charge to use his wood chipper.

You are one sick puppy.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 11:56 AM | Link to this

By Royal Wanker April 21, 2006 11:45 AM Are things just to slow for you now?

Cut and paste that sentence in to Word and then use “spelling and grammar” on it. Your argument is with Microsoft, I suggest contacting them through customer service at their web site.

So, mother lib, blog nag, you are in agreement with the remaining content of my post?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

By Napo D April 21, 2006 11:20 AM This is probably the stupidest day of your whole lives. Also, my lips hurt real bad. Will you bring me my chapstick?

How can anybody that says something like this be taken seriously or call some else stupid?

Just a thought in the form of a question, mother nag lib.

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 12:01 PM | Link to this

Republican Family Values,

Obviously you don’t know what “oil on the water” means. It simply means calming things down as exemplified by pouring oil on water. Nothing religious as you tried to imply. Just a fairly common expression.

You are an instigator, not a peace maker. Your own childish mud-slinging shows that, just like your phony name.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 12:05 PM | Link to this

getalife: The UN resolution only allowed what “Daddy” did. He stupidly listened to them. George W obviously didn’t feel that obligation, which I agree, makes him more off a man.

Some others don’t agree. Slow, unprofessional link.

By Napo D

April 21, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

Andy, I caught you a delicious bass.

By Napo D

April 21, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Dusty, once again that is the stupidest thing you’ve said all day. I’m just a kid, and I know that “oil & water” references mean one of two things: the oil rises to the top of the water, duh, and the two don’t mix. Gosh! Calming things down? Is that like when someone rubs that special spot behind your ear and your leg goes whap whap whap and then you calm down? Will you share what you’re smoking?

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Sorry Suck, I just couldn’t resist that little ‘RW’ism.

I don’t think anyone would claim that Saddam was a better alternative. The question you pose is one that many see as “What would you like a bucket or a thimble full of dung”.

Personally, I would rather have America avoid the dung altogether.

By rushncap

April 21, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

Would any of your neocons try to have a moment of clarity and explain why would liberals want to destroy the very country we live in?? What sense does that make? Or, to (approximately) quote a recent cartoon “Can we all agree that pro-choice, largely secular, sexually liberated liberals probably do not want the installation of Sharia law in this country?”

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 12:19 PM | Link to this

RFV: So Bush has and is improving the situation in Iraq, right?

By Royal Instigator

April 21, 2006 12:33 PM | Link to this

Sorry Dusty, your common expression is not so obvious to me. The more common expressions I know are “walk on water” (referring to Jesus) and “oil floats to the top” (referring to specific gravities but I was pretty certain that you didn’t mean to imply that I was somehow superior).

Never said that I was a peace maker or trying to calm thing down. Can’t imagine how you could derive that implication! I do wish that our political structure no longer revolved around mud-slinging and attack politics but would focus on ideas and not spin-doctoring but you work with the structure you are given. You do the same, right?

And so the escalation continues…

See everybody later, I have to go report in to the “fearless leader” of my sleeper Al Quedia cell so that I can try to “destroy America” some more.

By Midori

April 21, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

Get your hands off me, you d!mn dirty ape!!

By Republican Family Values

April 21, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

Suck- Yeh, I would have to agree that Bush has improved the situation for Iraqis. Not sure that I can say the same for Americans, though. I guess you think it is worth it for us and that the gains will stick; that is where we disagree. Really gotta go now.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 12:43 PM | Link to this

By rushncap April 21, 2006 12:13 PM Would any of your neocons try to have a moment of clarity and explain why would liberals want to destroy the very country we live in?? What sense does that make?

rushncap: Why do you think I call you libs idiots?

By rushncap

April 21, 2006 12:48 PM | Link to this

andy: Why do you think I call you libs idiots?

Because, li’l andy, you’re a bitter little boy with nothing better to do in your life.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 12:57 PM | Link to this

Environmental hysteria in action, some lib wet their pants in public and off we went:

Since 1992, MTBE has been used at higher concentrations in some gasoline to fulfill the oxygenate requirements set by Congress in the 1990 Clean Air Act Amendments.

What always happens when libs freak out:

Due to its widespread use, reports of MTBE detections in the nation’s ground and surface water supplies are increasing. The Office of Water is actively involved in identifying the issues and addressing the concerns over the potential presence of MTBE in our water supplies. The Office of Water is participating in MTBE projects in the following areas

And now that want us to “fix” global warming, you should be worried, very worried.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 01:05 PM | Link to this

rushncap: Don’t get all weepy, I as-sumed you wanted an honest answer.

By Kevin

April 21, 2006 01:18 PM | Link to this

getalife, I see where you responded to @@ at 9:46. I waited for him to reply, but since he hasn’t….Congressman Murtha’s last engagement in war was Vietnam (unconventional). It may have skewed his logic. For a progressive, you certainly aren’t very receptive to progress. The conventional warfare policy cannot apply from this point forward. You would have to assume that all of our enemies in the future would be willing to follow the conventional rules of engagement. They won’t, and that is proving to be true in Iraq. Let’s prepare our military for the future engagements and quit confining them by Murtha’s old way of doing things.

Murtha wants to redeploy, let a civil war rage. What message would that send to the Iraqis. “We’re taking a breather while you all kill one another. We’ll be back to mop up your blood, welcome us with open arms.” Stupid concept!

Murtha is to be admired for his service, but his thinking is outdated.

Lunch break.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

Zinni, making the round of talk shows to hawk his latest book, should be the most thankful of the bunch. The retired four-star now says, “There was no solid proof, that I ever saw, that Saddam had WMD.” But in 2000, he testified before Congress, “Iraq remains the most significant near-term threat to U.S. interests in the Arabian Gulf region.” He went on to say that “Iraq probably is continuing clandestine nuclear research, [and] retains stocks of chemical and biological munitions … Even if Baghdad reversed its course and surrendered all WMD capabilities, it retains scientific, technical and industrial infrastructure to replace agents and munitions within weeks or months.” Which Zinni are we to believe?

By getalife

April 21, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

Kevin,

First of all, @@ is a “her”.

It seems that people can talk to Mr. Murtha from the Pentagon without losing their career.

I do not care about “progressives” but do care about my country and the troops in Iraq. Our troops are not nation builders or peacekeepers. This is political and the troops have done their job.

It seems you do not care for these people but I do. Support the troops, bring them home now.

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 01:35 PM | Link to this

Royal Instigator, Republican Family Values and other phony names,

Sorry you never heard “oil on the water”. Were you raised in an igloo in the frozen north? It is not religious and certainly no indication that I think you are superior.

When there was reference to “destroying the country”, you said that both political sides were doing it. Then you declared:For all our sakes, I truly hope that both are wrong.

I thought you might be offering the olive branch (that means ‘peace’). Of course you were not.

So go to your sleeper Al Queda cell and get some new ideas.????HA??? (That means I don’t know whether you are joking or not.)

By Jay not jay

April 21, 2006 01:41 PM | Link to this

In addition to environmental concerns, MTBE is responsible for most of the recent spike in gas prices contrary to what the dems will tell you.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 01:51 PM | Link to this

Climate Less Sensitive to Greenhouse Gases Than Predicted, Study Says John Roach for National Geographic News April 19, 2006

How sensitive is Earth’s climate? Sufficient to warm by at least several degrees in response to greenhouse gas pollution but perhaps not as sensitive as some scientists have feared, according to a new study.

And to think you let out that scream in public over nothing. People will never believe a word you say and always look at you funny, hehehehe.

By RE

April 21, 2006 01:56 PM | Link to this

Jay not Jay, no Dumbass, $72/bbl oil has a whole lot more to do with it than MTBE

Rushncap,

This is the only tactic this increasingly desparate and dwindling group of wingnuts have, to make wild allegations and withour substance and try to put the burden on other to disprove them. For example, :

Global warming is a plot by the communist to take over.

Now this is a truely idiotic statement, but one you will hear often. What is lacking is the question of how and why, what possible good would come of this, why would it happen

Liberals want to destroy the country.

Again, an idiotic statement, no rational arguement for it, no goal. What would any person have to gain by destorying thier own country?

But this tactic is used when reality starts catching up with them and one lie or failure after the next is revealed. When they are frightened, they turn to outrage and attack, Really it is all they have left.

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 02:01 PM | Link to this

Rushncap,

Do you ever read previous posts before you start blabbing away?

At 12:13 you were wondering why neocons would not mention why they thought liberals were trying to destroy the country.

At 10:53, a little over an hour before, I listed my own conservative answer to your question. Do you have trouble with your attention span? Selective reading?

Andy gave you the best quick answer.

But don’t go around displaying your ignorance by sayng that nobody is giving you any answers.

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this

Rushncap,

One can devastate a country by destroying its culture and have more impact than an atomic bomb.

And while you seem to imply that Christians are interested in instituting Sharia Law, it is the Libs who are empowering the enemy who live (and die) by that law’s hideous mandates.

Not only do Libs blame Americans for Bin Laden’s evil acts, but multi-culturalism and open borders are liberal ideas. Voila! In Europe you have hordes of unassimilated Muslims who want Sharia Law, and more than a few here also.

BTW, Your little comment about sexually liberated liberals provides considerable insight into what guides your churlish politics. Too bad that all that liberation has brought so many people more misery than happiness.

A clue to a more realiable source of happiness can be found here.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this

RE: So you are a stupid liberal, you’re too much of a cripple to even keep up with your own party’s ideology?

A Backlash To ‘Bully’ America Other nations increasingly unite in criticizing US clout, as Washington wields unparalleled power on world stage. by Justin Brown Rarely in history has a country been as powerful as the United States is today. And that may be taking a toll on the rest of the world.

Moron.

And jay is absolutely right about MTBE:

Pumps Run Dry- Gas shortage hits East Coast From Virginia to Massachusetts, shortages sparked as water-polluting additive phased out’

You don’t just change the formulation of gasolines, you putz.

Gasoline producers had previously used additive MTBE to make reformulated gasoline, used at a third of the nation’s pumps to combat air pollution, but are phasing the chemical out because of the risk of lawsuits after several states banned it for contaminating groundwater. The problem with the replacement additive, experts say, is that ethanol cannot be shipped in pipelines because it absorbs water, and requires trucks, rail cars or barges for transport.

Freaking gooneybird.

By Scooter

April 21, 2006 02:12 PM | Link to this

Am I included in the wingnut category? I know I’m a chickenhawk, but wingnut?

Liberals don’t want to destroy the country they simply want to use governmental powers to regulate a controlled economy which will ensure equal outcomes amongst individuals (sounds like socialism don’t it). What would come of this would be government power over the people by controlling the economy that none of us can escape from. An economy run by lawyers, what a sight that would be. Drip, drip, drip we go as the politicians play the ignorance of the average American.

Conservatives, true conservatives, want the powers of government to be greatly diminished, especially the federal government.

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 02:17 PM | Link to this

RE,

“WE” have a few things you have ignored, even after we stood strong after 9/11.

We have a Republican president and a Congress that approved the very war that you hate and protest .

We have not had a major attack by terrorists.

We have freed Afghanistan and Iraq, with work and conflict still being worked out in Iraq.

Seniors have prescription cards which help lower the cost of meds.

We have sent billions of dollars to rescue and restore damage done by an almost unprecedented natural disaster.

If you are so blind that you can see none of this, then you are truly a liberal. This why conservatives think you are trying to destroy the country. You are saying what our enemies want to hear.

By RE

April 21, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

Scooter, I would love to see a real conservative running the country, unfortunately there is no fiscal conservativism left in power, with exceptions made for Jeff Flake and a few others.

Andy, so you are saying that MTBE is a greater cause to the rise in gas prices than oil prices tripling in the past few years. Never did make it to those economic classes did you?

By RE

April 21, 2006 02:32 PM | Link to this

By the way dusty, how is that war going, is the insurgancy still in its “last throes”

I cannot fault GWB too much for katrina, I never really have thought that he was personally responsible for the delay in aid coming to the area. There is blame all up and down the chain on that, having been in a number of hurricanes, I think it should be up to an individual to evacuate or keep yourself alive, at least for the first 3 days. After that help should be expected, that is part of government’s role in a disaster. It is scary to see how poorly coordianted the response was though after the lessons we should have learned in 9-11

No we have not had a terrorist attack, except for 9-11, on GWBs watch. Also, I have not been struck by lightening or been in a car accident either.

By Jay not jay

April 21, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

RE,

The change in formulation has caused a lower supply thus the recent price increase. Before you start declaring dumb asses, read what you are replying to.

By Scooter

April 21, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

RE, outside of voting for Bush in 2004, that is why my wife and I vote Libertarian. Not so they will win but so our vote will send a message to the too powerful politicians that I want the power back in the hands of individuals, not Washington.

I would have to deaf dumb and blind to think the dems aren’t working to solidify more power in the hands of politicians.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

RE: Let’s just do the math, simpleton- Gas was a 1.50 when Clinton was in office and oil was 22 a barrel. Oil has been at 60 for nearly a year, gas only went over 2.00 when the hurricane struck. That’s a 38 dollar rise causing a 25% increase. Now gas is at 2.75 and oil has only gone up 10 dollars. That’s a 28% increase on a ten dollar price hike. Some other factor must be at play, you reckon?

It’s called supply and demand, you wouldn’t know anything about that, you being a socialist and all. The MTBE “reformulation” is causing shortages and higher prices.

Anything else I can help you with, you liberal genius?

By Carl

April 21, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

Ohh SPANKMONKEY! I love it! Spank away. You have more sense than all these chickenhawk disease-carriers combined. Spankers away, my boys, spankers away!!

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

Jay not Jay,

I found this paragraph notable:

However, others argue that the switch to ethanol may be another shortsighted effort to improve the environment. Although ethanol produces a cleaner-burning fuel it has been known to have other detrimental effects on the environment. For example, scientists have linked increased levels of atmospheric methane, a byproduct of ethanol and a greenhouse gas, to global warming.

Ha!

By Clint

April 21, 2006 02:45 PM | Link to this

RW. More and more of your mental dysfunctions are surfacing here. You wouldn’t want a housecall, now would you? Care to elucidate? I may drop in again next week. Save it for me.

By RE

April 21, 2006 02:49 PM | Link to this

Andy, here is a picture so you can understand

See, how it works is, they pump oil up from the ground, then refine it into gasoline that you put in your car. So if the price for the oil goes up, the gasoline becomes more expensive. Tell me if you need any more help on this

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 02:50 PM | Link to this

No we have not had a terrorist attack, except for 9-11, on GWBs watch. Also, I have not been struck by lightening or been in a car accident either.

RE,

I was heartened to see that you have the common sense not to blame Bush for hurricane Katrina, but am I wrong to infer that you think the odds of another terrorist attack striking America is about equal to the odds of being struck by lightning??

By Scooter

April 21, 2006 02:50 PM | Link to this

Carl, this is for you love of SpankMonkeys

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 02:59 PM | Link to this

O.K. obviously RE is confused, does anyone in here speak pinko and understand capitalism?

Please explain that oil has gone up 10 dollars a barrel, a 12% rise, while gas has gone up 75 cents a gallon during the same period, a 28% rise.

This really shouldn’t be that hard to understand, even for a gimp lib like RE.

By Bushwhacker

April 21, 2006 03:05 PM | Link to this

The Outstanding Public Debt as of 21 Apr 2006 at 06:21:33 PM GMT is: $8,376,599,196, 526.03

The estimated population of the United States is 298,560,546 so each citizen’s share of this debt is $28,056.62.

The National Debt has continued to increase an average of $2.19 billion per day since September 30, 2005!

5/27/03 Bush Quietly Raises Debt Limit

10/19/04 Bush Signs Debt-Limit Hike

5/20/06 Bush Signs Bill to Raise Debt Ceiling

By getalife

April 21, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Your numbers are close.

By RE

April 21, 2006 03:15 PM | Link to this

Andy is getting all flustered, must be his time of the month.

First off, where are you getting your numbers? Have you been listening to Rush again?

Second, gas is a lagging indicator to oil, meaning that oil will rise faster than gas but will usually catch up. There are seasonal market factors that play into demand as well, but the overall mover of the gas price is the oil price.

By Jean

April 21, 2006 03:18 PM | Link to this

Gee RW, what a beautiful mind you have. Tough too. Would you care to contact one of us directly?

Oh. I see.

By Scooter

April 21, 2006 03:19 PM | Link to this

Andy, I speak and understand them both but the values of your scenario are too loose to analyze. It is a moot point anyway, there are entirely too many variables that play into the price of fuel, blends are certainly part of it.

I know it is the democrat party that constantly, for decades, have blocked any attempts to increase our domestic ability to produce oil or refine it into gas.

Also, the first time gas jumped to over two dollars a gallon was after a refinery explosion in Texas that killed 15 workers, if memory serves me right.

Bushwhacker, old news my man.

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this

GOOD AFTERNOON! To my commie, pinko, terror-loving traitor friends at the Al-Jazeera Constitution

I wonder what kind of acts of turncoat treason and misinformative propaganda are my leftist bomb throwing buddies are cooking up today? And where is my little play buddy from North Carolina, *Inbred bleeding Tar Hole (better known to the blogging public as Tar Hole Inbred bleeds Tar Whore Blue)? *

You little sky-blue menstruating commie pinko traitor, where are you? Come out here and take your a whupping like the little left-wing whore that you are.**

And where are my other little play buddies, Inliar, inloo or whatever the hell your little pinko name is?

Where is that big fat loony homegrown pinko (GaDemLib)?

Where is the Flaming Texas Demowhore (Liberal Texas Demowhore)?

Come on out here you little promiscuous scumbag cockroach commie left-wing propaganda whores Come on here and get what’s coming to you, traitors!

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 03:27 PM | Link to this

Clint aka Jean,

I don’t see anything from RW today. In addition to having multiple personalities, are you now seeing things too?

If you can find a recent post from RW please give us the exact time as I’d hate to miss it.

By GLENN

April 21, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

“GOING AWAY PARTY FOR SCOTT McClellan…..TOO FUNNY!!!! WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY/SPOKESMAN….OR SPINMASTER DELUXE???? LOL

THE SHIP IS GOING DOWN AND THE “RATS” ARE ABANDONING SHIP!!!! OUCH!!!

SEEMS AS THOUGH EVERYTHING THIS INEPT AND SUPREME COURT “SELECTED” PRESIDENT AND HIS ADMINISTRATION FILLED WITH CRONYISM TOUCHES THESE DAYS GOES SOUTH IN A HURRY…..DUBAI PORTS DEAL, CIA LEAKS, KATRINA, RUMMY, IRAQ, PRICE OF OIL, AND SO ON AND SO ON…..JE JE JE…..COULD IT POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE, BEFORE IT GETS BETTER???

BUSH AND HIS HENCHMEN/JUNTA CERTAINLY DO NOT HAVE THE “MIDAS” TOUCH ANY LONGER…..COULD IT BE BECAUSE CARL ROVE HAS LOST “FOCUS”???? JE JE JE

CHEERS TO HIGH GAS PRICES!!!!

GLENN :-)

KERRY/HILLARY TICKET IN 08…..GO DEMS, GO!!!!!

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 03:34 PM | Link to this

Jean aka Clint,

I want to make sure you don’t miss my post. I’m looking for a recent one from RW but can’t find it. Can you locate it for me?

Also, you have piqued my curiosity about something:

How do you like to be “contacted”?

UFO? Sceance? Hoist the Jolly Roger?

By Jesus

April 21, 2006 03:43 PM | Link to this

IMPEACH BUSH NOW!!!

By Jay not jay

April 21, 2006 03:44 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

I think Scooter’s link for spankmonkey got Clint/Jean/Bushwack/Glenn all stirred up.

By Midori

April 21, 2006 03:59 PM | Link to this

will somebody please give him a blow job so we can impeach him?

Dusty and Buy Danish: here’s your chance.

By Scooter

April 21, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

Midori, I liked the sign next to the brainiacs. The sign I liked said “Fund Peoples Needs Not War” and was for the socialist group Answer. Answer can never have enough usefull idiots for their socialist cause. Perhaps they thank you?

By Dusty

April 21, 2006 04:20 PM | Link to this

Midori has spoken again. Well, even the clowns have free speech.

Did that link give us your picture when you were young?

By Scooter

April 21, 2006 04:21 PM | Link to this

Its 4:20.

By Shoop

April 21, 2006 04:23 PM | Link to this

I think Midori has been tokin for a couple of days now. Reefer madness!

By getalife

April 21, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

I liked it.

By Courtney La Croix

April 21, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

What’s a SOMBODY?

By Buy Danish

April 21, 2006 05:02 PM | Link to this

Scooter,

What do you think they mean when they say “people’s needs”? I’m guessing that they want government funded BJs.

Jay not Jay,

Yep - It doesn’t take much to get the wanker wanking.

By Ms. Tucker

April 21, 2006 05:10 PM | Link to this

Courtney,

Good catch - you deserve a raise!

By Drudge-alert

April 21, 2006 05:16 PM | Link to this

RPV,

This is for your - Top Dem Steps Down From House Ethics Committee Under Ethical Cloud…

Rep. Alan Mollohan (D-W.Va.), under fire from Republicans and watchdog groups over his personal financial dealings, will step aside, at least temporarily, as ranking member of the House ethics committee…

and this:

In a searing court attack on Charlie Sheen, actress Denise Richards alleges that her estranged husband is unstable, violent, addicted to gambling and prostitutes, and visits pornographic web sites featuring young men and girls who appear underage

Had enough? Because your little sleeze contest is really REALLY boring. If I were you I’d change your name and start over.

We can have fun trying to guess if its you!

By candide

April 21, 2006 05:22 PM | Link to this

Hey! The Catholic Church is really with it! A Cardinal named Martini has broken with the Vatican ban on condums even among married couples and says it is ok if one of the partners has HIV. How enlightened! How liberal! How Catholic!

By Scooter

April 21, 2006 05:24 PM | Link to this

BD, I’m sure they mean government will provide whatever Americans don’t want to provide for themselves. Come to think of it, I don’t pay for a cell phone and would like to have one, all my section 8 neighbors have them.

While the government BJ’s sound enticing, I have to wonder what type of jobs program recipients would be performing them. Would the BJ Program follow the don’t ask don’t tell philosophy?

Oh well, its after five on Friday and I have a date with Johnnie Walker and some “rocks”.

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 06:15 PM | Link to this

(manchurian) candide: long time, no see buddy. I heard that Osama and the crew sold you off to Hugo Chavez and the boys for a good, cheap price. I always knew that you would make the best of your treasonous propaganda talents. Just one question. How are going to prep for that torrid four-way with you (candide), Hugo Chavez, Teddy Kennedy and Fidel Castro. Freaky goodtimes for candide and the commie pigs!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 06:26 PM | Link to this

They should fry this little pinko:

WASHINGTON — A CIA officer has been relieved of his duty after being caught leaking classified information to the media.

A second law enforcement official confirmed said the CIA officer had provided information that contributed to a Washington Post story last year saying there were secret U.S. prisons in Eastern Europe.

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 06:31 PM | Link to this

Pinko Post Day at the AJC?

Welcome to the AJC (Al-Jazeera Constitution) where everyday is a Pinko Post Day

and don’t forget, pinkos under 25 and over 65 get a pinko post discount(1),(2)

*(1)-discount only good with the posting of backstabbing, treasonous socialist comments that only serve to do nothing more to undermine your country’s efforts to defend itself and establish freedom and democracy worldwide. *(2)-offer only good while G.W. Bush is in office and while there is a Republican majority in Congress.

By getalife

April 21, 2006 06:44 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I agree.

Also, W, Cheney, Rove and Libby should * fry this little pinko* for their leak.

I am sure you are not a hipocrite and will agree.

The justice dept. could have a field day in Washington. There are no ethics.

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 06:50 PM | Link to this

Hey Liberals Suck and Lie (a sentence that couldn’t be more true, by the way):

I’ve got an idea for all the liberals in American politics who just want so much for America to lose and not succeed in the War on Terror just for their own sordid political gain. Why don’t all treasonous backstabbing Liberals UPCHUCK and DIE? These little pinko traitors will stop at nothing to undermine their own country for nothing more than a modest and short-lived minor political gain.

LIBERALS UPCHUCK and DIE!

Thanks for the inspiration, Liberals Suck and Lie, because they (Pinko Cockroach Liberal Backstabbing Traitors) do indeed suck and lie and have been so disasterous for America that they need, quickly, to Upchuck and Die.

Brilliant!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 06:57 PM | Link to this

getalife: That’s Fitzgerald’s job what you want done. Apparently he ain’t got nothin.

I would like to see a new Fitzgerald, this one focusing on the libs at the CIA. You know, the ones who have been fighting the US from within for many, many years.

By @@

April 21, 2006 06:59 PM | Link to this

Kevin:

I am woman, hear me ROAR! Well, squeak….. and on rare occasions, BITE.

Time to go change out of my khaki trousers and polo shirt. I think I’m overly sensitive on this issue.

Thank you Getalife for setting Kevin straight.

By B.P.O.E

April 21, 2006 07:04 PM | Link to this

Hey everyone! How’s everything?

I finally am giving up my 2005 Ford Expedition SUV. I can’t afford the gas anymore. If anyone is interested send me an e-mail and I’ll give you the details. (Christians will get a 10% discount.)

Anyway, its in great shape and I’ve had the “W” sticker professionaly removed, you can’t tell it was ever there.

Thanks everyone!

By getalife

April 21, 2006 07:06 PM | Link to this

Andy,

I think Fitzgerald should head a task force to prosecute government officials. It would a very busy task force.

Your welcome @@. Kevin thinks I am “progressive”. I did get a good laugh.

By @@

April 21, 2006 07:14 PM | Link to this

And I’ve got my “I’d Rather Go Hunting with Dick Cheney than Swimming with Ted Kennedy” sticker on my 4 Cylinder. I’m conservative, as in “a smart consumer”.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 07:14 PM | Link to this

B.P.O.E.: How much you want for the W sticker?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 07:23 PM | Link to this

getalife: You think the United States government is the enemy? (This is called reverse psychosis, haha.) Isn’t that a mental thing like you were saying with me and the libs?

BTW, I actually think the libs are worse than an enemy would be. If you caught an enemy committing an act against the US you can just kill him and be done with it (long as there ain’t no libs around.) When you catch a pinko undermining the government you have to afford them their basic constitutional rights, which kind of sucks. Maybe Bush is as bad as y’all say and he’ll change that.

See, there’s hope.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 21, 2006 07:27 PM | Link to this

“By Mad As Zell April 21, 2006 03:24 PM | Link to this GOOD AFTERNOON! To my commie, pinko, terror-loving traitor friends at the Al-Jazeera Constitution

I wonder what kind of acts of turncoat treason and misinformative propaganda are my leftist bomb throwing buddies are cooking up today? And where is my little play buddy from North Carolina, *Inbred bleeding Tar Hole (better known to the blogging public as Tar Hole Inbred bleeds Tar Whore Blue)? *

You little sky-blue menstruating commie pinko traitor, where are you? Come out here and take your a whupping like the little left-wing whore that you are.**

And where are my other little play buddies, Inliar, inloo or whatever the hell your little pinko name is?

Where is that big fat loony homegrown pinko (GaDemLib)?

Where is the Flaming Texas Demowhore (Liberal Texas Demowhore)?

Come on out here you little promiscuous scumbag cockroach commie left-wing propaganda whores Come on here and get what’s coming to you, traitors!”

While you were wasting your day preaching to the choir I was at work,helping register people to vote, so keep on keep on.

By B.P.O.E

April 21, 2006 07:29 PM | Link to this

Good news I already sold the SUV! A Chinese man bought it and is going to ship it to Peking I think he said. He’s giving me a couple tons of coal as a trade, (they’re using oil now in China to heat and cook with so he doesn’t need the coal anymore.)

Hey Andy I will sell you the “W” sticker, I’ll give you $50.00 for it. I’ll have to dig it up though, it stunk so bad my Cobb County neighbors made me bury it. Oh and like the presidency its in pieces, you’ll have to glue it back together. Maybe W’s new Cheif of Staff can give you his left over super glue, probably won’t be much left though.

Anyway, gotta go, I have to go shopping for my new Toyota.

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 07:30 PM | Link to this

B.P.O.E.: You got anything bigger than the Expedition? You know, something that’ll take out a few more traitors and slimy pinko cockroaches at once? And put the “W” sticker back on, but put it on the front, because I want those little slimes to see a big “W” sticker coming straight at them while they’re running for their pathetic lying, treasonous, backstabbing little lives.

By B.P.O.E

April 21, 2006 07:35 PM | Link to this

Sorry I’m just sooooooooooo happy!!!

I’m going to be warm next winter!!!! I froze my redneck but off this last winter. Thank Jesus I’ll be warm next year, I HAVE COAL!!

YiPPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

(I will shoot anyone that tries to steal my coal)

By getalife

April 21, 2006 07:39 PM | Link to this

Andy,

There is alawys hope.

You mean to tell me you do not have a Bush sticker on your car?

If so, how many times has it been keyed?

By B.P.O.E

April 21, 2006 07:41 PM | Link to this

Mad as Zell, I may be a redneck but I’m smart enough to know that anyone looking at a “W” sticker through their rear view mirror wouldn’t see a “W”……They would see an “M”.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 07:42 PM | Link to this

B.P.O.E: Man, that’s the best deal you could work with the Chicoms? You must really be a liberal, they’re all saps and suckers.

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 07:45 PM | Link to this

Flaming Liberal Texas Demowhore:

I’m so glad to finally hear from you. I’m not so glad to hear that you were out trying to recruit more Democrapper support for the pinko cause to undermine the War on Terror. I’ll even bet that you’ve probably got direct lines to Osama, Hugo, Fidel and the boys so that you all can get together and talk “strategy” to stab America in the back.

Registering pinkos to vote, what a noble cause. Traitor.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

April 21, 2006 07:46 PM | Link to this

A lesson in Conservative Republican economics

Poor Planning Could Push War Costs to $1 Trillion ABC analyst Tony Cordesman, who also holds the Arleigh A. Burke Chair in Strategy for the Center for Strategic and International Studies, says the exorbitant costs come down to poor planning. “When the administration submitted its original budget for the Iraq war, it didn’t provide money for continuing the war this year or any other. We could end up spending up to $1 trillion in supplemental budgets for this war.” According to the Center for Strategic and Budgetary Assessments, the United States spent $48 billion for Iraq in 2003, $59 billion in 2004, and $81 billion in 2005. The center predicts the figure will balloon to $94 billion for 2006. That equates to a $1,205 bill for each of America’s 78 million families, on top of taxes they already pay.

Good Night all

By B.P.O.E

April 21, 2006 07:47 PM | Link to this

Hey Mad as Zell, in fact I did have a Hummer but I gave it away, I heard today that If Bush got a Hummer he would be impeached, so I gave him a Hummer.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 07:49 PM | Link to this

getalife: I mounted the Bush sticker right next to the “A Good Lib Is A Dead Lib” and the “Smith and Wesson” logo. I seen pinkos faint on my bumper.

By B.P.O.E

April 21, 2006 08:08 PM | Link to this

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 21, 2006 07:49 PM

getalife: I mounted the Bush sticker

Hey Andy good buddy, I know you love Bush, but don’t you think thats going a bit too far?

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 08:09 PM | Link to this

B.P.O.E.: NO, pinkos would most clearly see a “W” when I’m speeding towards them because most of them advocate using socialist mass transit (pinko transit, otherwise known as MARTA or BART, etc.), so they’ll most likely be walking or on a bike.

Unlike backstabbing pinkos, I’d do them in from the front and not from the rear, as most pinkos prefer and in more ways than one.

By RW

April 21, 2006 08:17 PM | Link to this

Bush is all but dead. You know, maybe that’s really a good thing. Think about the alternative.

By Mad As Zell

April 21, 2006 08:17 PM | Link to this

LIBERALS UPCHUCK AND DIE!

Sayonara, adios or what the hell ever, pinko traitors and backstabbing punks.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

April 22, 2006 07:42 AM | Link to this

What a scandal, the dems always get the really big ones:

The CIA did not reveal the identity of the employee, who was dismissed Thursday, but NBC News reported last night she is Mary McCarthy.

That was the WaPo leaking her name.

And here’s Drudge outing her political affiliation with her state department appointment:

17 June 1998, TEXT: SANDY BERGLER (Pants Stuffer, Clinton Criminal Obstructor) APPOINTS MCCARTHY SPECIAL ASSISTANT FOR INTELLIGENCE- And senior director on NSC Staff for intelligence programs

Washington — National Security Advisor Samuel R. Bergler (Pants Stuffer) announced June 16 the appointment of Mary O’Neil McCarthy as Special Assistant to the President and Senior Director for Intelligence Programs.

See what I mean about these wormy Clinton liberals undermining the United States from within?

This woman should rot.

By Buy Danish

April 24, 2006 01:41 PM | Link to this

TEST

By Cartoon Boy

April 24, 2006 04:13 PM | Link to this

I won the pp prize but I don’t have enough money for a blog server. Bush sucks, Impeach Rummy.

By El Liberals Suck And Lie

April 24, 2006 04:49 PM | Link to this

This girl gets around:

Mary McCarthy, CIA Leaker, turns out to be a politically active Democrat. Nothing wrong with that, of course, but it may be probative in establishing her motive for revealing national-security secrets. She also served as a special assistant to the president during the Clinton administration. The New York Times reported Saturday that she contributed $2,000 to the 2004 presidential campaign of John Kerry. Blogger Tom Maguire notes that she also donated $5,000 to the Ohio Democratic Party, and that a male landscaper who shares her address and her last name—we’re guessing they also share a connubial bed, but the FEC doesn’t keep tabs on that—also gave $2,000 to Kerry, plus $500 to Maryland’s Sen. Barbara Mikulski, a Democrat.*

Doesn’t look to be any political motivation here, sure don’t. (Yeah, right.)

By El Liberals Suck And Lie

April 24, 2006 05:05 PM | Link to this

Al Qaeda drew a line in the sands of the Sunni Triangle, and the United States Army and Marines walked right across it. First, al Qaeda tried to kill Americans, per bin Laden’s orders. It largely failed. Then al Qaeda went after America’s allies, and succeeded only in turning public opinion against itself in every Muslim country it attacked. After thirty months of battlefield defeats and political embarrassments, bin Laden won’t even mention Iraq in one of his rare public utterances, and he rallies his troops to fight a war where American soldiers aren’t. How humiliating. How delightful.

Al Qaeda has lost in Iraq, and bin Laden is desperate to change the subject. He and his organization are at grave risk of being discredited, and when that happens it will be much harder for al Qaeda to attract recruits, raise money, or deal with governments.

Hat tip to TigerHawk, who only forgot to add one thing to a very excellent thesis:

Bush kicked that as-s. Yeeesssss!

By El Liberals Suck And Lie

April 24, 2006 05:12 PM | Link to this

Features daily newscast with Michelle Malkin

That’s reason by itself to tune in!

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