Mike Luckovich

By getalife

March 30, 2006 07:34 PM | Link to this

Trading prescriptions. I wonder how much they go for on Ebay.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 30, 2006 07:37 PM | Link to this

Let me guess, one of them is a French pinko and the other one is a Canadian pinko and those are “free” prescriptions?

By @@

March 30, 2006 07:42 PM | Link to this

O.K., I know who Barry Bonds is. Who is Giambi? Look at those impressionable young fans, their innocence robbed. Where are the sports heros of yesteryear. Sad.

By DavidU

March 30, 2006 08:05 PM | Link to this

@@ - Giambi is a New York Yankee player who under oath said he used steroids in the BALCO Case (The BALCO case is the one responsible for opening up the flood gates of information regarding steroids use in baseball)

By Scooter

March 30, 2006 08:26 PM | Link to this

I haven’t watched baseball since the first strike and I used to be a pretty good catcher. Is Giambi a catcher?

Are these phamacists are engaging in insider trading?

By @@

March 30, 2006 08:44 PM | Link to this

DavidU:

Thanks! I’m better informed now. But I thought drinking juice“>http://static.flickr.com/22/310244946e0f754929o.jpg) prevented hemmorhoids. Just kidding.

By Scooter

March 30, 2006 08:44 PM | Link to this

nix the second are, thanks.

By @@

March 30, 2006 08:53 PM | Link to this

What a mess. Let’s try that link again.

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 09:13 PM | Link to this

Did ML ever do a cartoon about the Security Council members trading oil-for-food coupons, with Saddam Hussein in a cheerleaders outfit?

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 09:26 PM | Link to this

Poll Watchers:

Here’s a poll for ya. Granted it’s not scientific, but it is kind of overwhelmingly in favor of bucking the trends in the other polls

By Jay not jay

March 30, 2006 09:35 PM | Link to this

Probably not Buy Danish,

He should also do a second frame with Saddam Hussein trading oil-for-food coupons with the UN in cheerleading outfits.

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 09:35 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Troublemaker! Why tell them it’s not scientific? They think ml’s polls are the gospel truth.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 09:37 PM | Link to this

RW — whoever posted those links is an idiot, and was not worth responding to. No, Republicans are not all pedophiles, and neither are Democrats (no matter what Andy says).

Scooter — you need to try harder. No, I’m not a socialist. You think anyone short of a laissez-faire capitalist is a near-commie, but that’s really your problem, not mine. I advocate some controls over businesses, yes, because, frankly, we know all too well what happens in pre-Keyenesian economic systems, and it ain’t pretty. Feel free to go to town with any labels you have stored up, however.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 09:40 PM | Link to this

Great link, Danish. Maybe next you should link to a poll on Hamas Post-Gazette asking whether Jews are good people.

By finch

March 30, 2006 09:49 PM | Link to this

RW, Buy Danish…

You mean anonymous reader response polls aren’t scientific?? I’m crushed. Crushed, I tell you.

RW, are you gonna take rushncap to the woodshed for responding in a new string to posts in an old one?

I remember when you did that to me, you brute, you!

Ow! Ow ow ow ow ow…

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 09:53 PM | Link to this

Rushcap,

Can’t you leave old threads behind?

better, finch?

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 09:57 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

I know doth protest that you are not a Socialist, but you have one thing in common with the whole lot of them:

NO Sense of Humor. None. Zero. Zip. Nada. Just overflowing with anger. Stewing in your own juices.

A real party pooper (well, maybe one party likes ya).

By Earl

March 30, 2006 10:00 PM | Link to this

My name is Earl, and I believe in Karma!

By finch

March 30, 2006 10:01 PM | Link to this

RW,

You do have a reputation to uphold!

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 10:02 PM | Link to this

Jay not Jay,

Very good! And if you go here you’ll see that Australia is involved in O.F.F. too, but don’t ask me for details, ask RW

By Jay not jay

March 30, 2006 10:03 PM | Link to this

rushncap: thankyou sir may I have another…thankyou sir may I have another…

finch, maybe @@ would like to have a go?

By Scooter

March 30, 2006 10:04 PM | Link to this

Also, you are right I always need to try harder and lord knows I have problems, thanks.

By whynot

March 30, 2006 10:05 PM | Link to this

Danish what does “doth” mean and yes socialists have sense of humor its just been censored by the conservatives (unfourtanetly not all of us find words like “Nada” and “party pooper” all that funny) Poke Smot

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 10:12 PM | Link to this

finch,

I thought JoRo had taken over monitoring and enforcing the blog rules. If you notice there have been almost no links since he cracked the whip.

By whynot

March 30, 2006 10:18 PM | Link to this

RW whos JoRo?

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 10:21 PM | Link to this

Geee, really Danish? And how, pray tell, do you judge that I have no sense of humor? I’m very curious to know.

As for anger, well, I’m sorry, idiots (like you) tend to p** me off. I admit it. I get p** off by idiots. It’s a weakness. You seem to be exploiting it pretty well, however.

By Jay not jay

March 30, 2006 10:22 PM | Link to this

Ok, links. Where have I seen these before? ml’s inspiration

By Scooter

March 30, 2006 10:24 PM | Link to this

Might it be possible that JoRo snapped and came out today as Family Values with a link vendetta?

I’m off to the bed since I’m not in grad school.

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 10:27 PM | Link to this

RW,

Right. If we put JoRo in charge of illegal immigration it would all stop, yes?

Why bother,

NOYB

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 10:30 PM | Link to this

whynot,

Meet JoRo.

JoRo,

Meet whynot.

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 10:37 PM | Link to this

RW,

It may be time for a poll over at your place. Does rushncap have a sense of humor?

And how, pray tell, do you judge that I have no sense of humor? I’m very curious to know

Rushncap,

Okay, I laugh when I read this, but that’s not because you are witty or humorous.

Why don’t you try interviewing some standup comics, and ask them what makes people laugh.

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 10:40 PM | Link to this

RW,

You’re a regular dating service! ML Harmony.com?

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 10:48 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Maybe they will find a link to each other. We do our best at ML Harmony.com.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 10:49 PM | Link to this

Wow, what a great job of ducking the question altogether, Danish. You must be a Republican. I repeat: on what basis do you draw a conclusion that I have no sense of humor? I’m not asking your opinion on whom I should interview, I’m asking you simply to support your statement. And if you are pulling this out of your arse, which I’m pretty sure you are, you can admit it, kiddo. The truth shall, comme on dit, set you free.

By whynot

March 30, 2006 10:49 PM | Link to this

Rushncap dude I just figured out why Danish is a conservative its because she thinks bush is just joking when he says stuff like theres weapons of mass destruction in Iraq oh well Ignorance is bliss

Danish Link me to some of your posts where you show off this unbelievable sense of humor because all I see is “Liberals are stupid uhhhhh… isnt that funny?” you know insults arent exactly a sense of humor there just insults… Poke Smot

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:03 PM | Link to this

RW (ML Harmony)

Can you arrange a threesome for Rushncap, Whynot and JoRo?

Key compatibility questions:

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:08 PM | Link to this

• I repeat: on what basis do you draw a conclusion that I have no sense of humor?*

Rushncap,

Because you’re not funny?

By Jay not jay

March 30, 2006 11:16 PM | Link to this

keep it up rushncap, you and your four letter name brigade represent well.

Maybe your graduate degee will show you the light once you graduate and see the real world.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:19 PM | Link to this

Good one, Danish. I’ll make you a deal: you can go back to watching Larry the Cable Guy, and I’ll save my sense of humor for those who have the necessary education/intelligence to understand it. How’s that sound to you? Good?

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 11:20 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Here at ML Harmony.com we only do the introductions, how they humor themselves later is something we prefer not to know.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:24 PM | Link to this

Gee, Jay, ya think it will? Well, hey, if you’re in a generous mood, maybe next time you give me my burger and fries you can nudge me along towards the “real world” a touch. You know, give me sage advise, like “all employees are required to wash their hands after using the bathroom” or some other pearl of wisdom that I might need in the big bad scary real world that I apparently never see.

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:26 PM | Link to this

Jay not Jay,

I refuse to put “RUSH” in the 4 letter name brigade, so it will have to be “NCAP”.

It’s almost Saturday nite. I hope he can hang in there. Bitter as a key lime tonight.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:29 PM | Link to this

Just wondering — why is it that all these neocons seem to be so obsessed with various, how do I put it, non-traditional sexual practices? First Andy and beastiality, now Danish and her gay orgies. I think there are some major repression issues at play here.

By Jay not jay

March 30, 2006 11:31 PM | Link to this

rushncap, you have to be a collgege puke. Maybe you can do a thesis on “Burger World” and complain that they aren’t paid enough. Meanwhile, the rest of us will adjust our business and continue to make $$ while you study it.

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:31 PM | Link to this

RW,

Understood! That’s why the answers are confidential and the harmonic/moronic convergences are computer generated.

Ignorance really is bliss.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:35 PM | Link to this

Awww, Danish, don’t like getting whipped. Well, hey, you’re right, it’s almost Saturday night, maybe one of dem funny Blue Collar guys is on TV tonight. You can curl up on the couch with a gallon of Haagen Dazs, laugh your pretty little head off and forget about the big bad rushncap who makes you feel so bad. Good luck!

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:39 PM | Link to this

Yes, Jay, baby, I’m a “collgege puke” indeed. I go to that place where they teach you Readin’ and ‘Riting. Well, I guess we do have a deal, I’ll continue studying how Burger World operates, and you continue making “$$” working there. Since it’s almost midnight I’m assuming you’re not opening tomorrow. Congrats.

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 11:39 PM | Link to this

rushncap,

I’m not sure how you are focusing in on the gay orgy thing. How do you determine the sex of “whynot”? As for the dirty bathwater crew, it seems to multi-gendered.

I will also stand up for you now:

Guys lay off, rushncap is quite funny in a Lilith Crane sort of way.

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:39 PM | Link to this

NCAP,

Believe me, I wasn’t thinking of a same sex orgy. Just a little meet and greet for you and your friends.

I hate to say it (well, no I don’t) but I think that your anger is overwhelming.

By finch

March 30, 2006 11:42 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

…answers are confidential and the harmonic/moronic convergences are computer generated.

Excellent! And to think some people think you don’t have a sense of humor!

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:43 PM | Link to this

My anger? Baby, Danish, I’m having a jolly good time p-issing you off. I’m not angry. Why would I be angry? Do you get angry when you tease a cat with a stick? No, I’m just mildly amused. It breaks up the monotony of work a bit.

By Jay not jay

March 30, 2006 11:45 PM | Link to this

rushncap, I set my own hours. You say “baby” when you’re nervous. Is midnight late? Obviously you are a little baby. Nighty night, book warrior…

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:45 PM | Link to this

RW,

No way! I love Lilith! She was very witty and knew how to turn a phrase.

More like Cliff to me (if we must go to Cheers).

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:48 PM | Link to this

RW — who on earth is Lilith Crane?

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:50 PM | Link to this

NCAP,

You’re at a boring job? I’m so sorry.

You are not p** me off. You are boring me and I really hate juvenile NYAAANAYYYANYAA stuff.

Listen - you have a computer. There are all sorts of really funny things you could be watching to break up that monotony you are complaining about.

Why don’t you start with Googling “South Park” and see what happens?

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:51 PM | Link to this

JNJ,

Buy Danish. Baby Danish. I don’t know - what do you think? Should I change or remain the same?

By RW-(the original)

March 30, 2006 11:52 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

How about Judge Smails?

By Buy Danish

March 30, 2006 11:54 PM | Link to this

JNJ,

I see that NCAP also called you “baby”. Maybe he’s a big fan of Sammy Davis Jr. and other Rat Packers. Or Austen Powers?

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:55 PM | Link to this

I say “baby” when I’m nervous?? WTF? I’m glad you set your own hours, Jay, but do you really have to set your own prescriptions? Whatever you’re on does not seem to be working well.

Nighty night, El Fryolator.

By rushncap

March 30, 2006 11:56 PM | Link to this

Oh, dear god, RW, Frasier’s ex-wife?? Ouch. You cut to the quick there, homes. Dare I compare Danish to Maris, then?

By Jay not jay

March 30, 2006 11:59 PM | Link to this

Hey, they thive off Austin Powers:

“do i make you horny baby?”

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 12:00 AM | Link to this

NCAP,

Here’s a good place to learn some new material.

Hat tip: RW

By Joe Roman

March 31, 2006 12:02 AM | Link to this

AUSTEN Powers?

And this from someone who gets snooty over spelling!

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 12:03 AM | Link to this

JNJ,

Yes! That’s such a winner. Just like John Effing Kerry.

NCAP,

If you don’t say “baby” when you’re nervous, I guess you just kinda like the word any old time. Right?

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 12:03 AM | Link to this

Danish, if I’m boring you, you can always stop responding. You will bore me eventually, but not yet. Your kind is always good for an amused chuckle or 2 at midnight. Besides, what would you do with your life if you did not have someone you’ve never seen, met, talked to or spent any time with to psychoanalyze and invent character traits? After all, if you did not have a chance to invent crap like “he is a socialit” or “he has no sense of humor” what do you have left to battle with? Facts are not on your side, so that’s out of the question. Ad hominem is your only method of feeling good about yourself. So go to town! Enjoy yourself.

By Jay not jay

March 31, 2006 12:05 AM | Link to this

NCAP, you are a wuss. I’m sure you will be lurking, p***.

By Bill

March 31, 2006 12:06 AM | Link to this

Oh pleeeeze! DANISH: inferior, insectile hate-mongers like you should be talking about others posessing “anger”? Anger is YOUR life. Your very heartbeat. Geesus - go away! Somewhere. Anywhere. Suicide wouldn’t be a bad thing for you - and the world would be a cleaner place for it. Do consider.

By RW-(the original)

March 31, 2006 12:07 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

Who’s Maris?

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 12:09 AM | Link to this

I dunno, Danish, you’re having so much fun inventing me, I’ll leave you to invent when and why I use “baby”. Go ahead, get creative.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 12:11 AM | Link to this

JoRo,

Austen is a name. Differnetely (or however you misspelled it) is not a word.

NCAP,

Meet JoRo.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 12:15 AM | Link to this

Bill,

Judging from your ANGRY post, I would say that it’s your life.

Try a voodoo doll and some darts. That and a few beers might be very therapeutic.

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 12:15 AM | Link to this

So now I’m a “wuss”? What are you, Jay, in 4th grade? Are you gonna try to fight me under the jungle gym or something? Christ, grow up!

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 12:17 AM | Link to this

RW - I’m assuming you’re referencing “Cheers”. I was referencing “Frasier” (since I never watched Cheers, but am a big fan of the spinoff), where Frasier Crane’s brother has an oft-referred to but never actually visible wife by the name of Maris. It would be futile to describe what we know about her, but suffice to say it’s pretty horrible.

By Jay not jay

March 31, 2006 12:20 AM | Link to this

bill/jr/bret/clem, shouldn’t that be with a lowercase “b”? You 4 letter euphanisim…. HAHAAAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..like your little friends…

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 12:23 AM | Link to this

NCAP & Bill,

Maybe you can use some of this material - Insults and Sarcasm Against Bullies

See ya.

By Jay not jay

March 31, 2006 12:27 AM | Link to this

no rushncap, you have been swating at flies and it is hiliarious! Just pushin’ your buttons like you claim you like to do…

By RW-(the original)

March 31, 2006 12:28 AM | Link to this

rushncap,

OK the Maris with the beach house and the dead seal.

By Kevin

March 31, 2006 12:29 AM | Link to this

Oh barry u next n when its found u lied under oath u be ban for life n u records remove n if is gooden records also be cause he was on coke.This be lesson for kids no drugs no play no gain.And if Mr fehr starts n fuss next u see him at hearings with senate…By u big money also guys…and have nice time in court also

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 12:30 AM | Link to this

I assume you consider those “insults…” to be funny. Good for you, Danish, if this floats your boat, great!

By the way, I’m sure you do not realize this, but you’re implying that you’re a bully. Which I don’t necessarily agree with, but I’m sure you were not intending to imply that. Your homework: try to figure out why you posting that link implies that. But don’t worry yourself too much — you’ll be graded on a curve, and, since you’re the only one doing it, you’re pretty much guaranteed a C. Which should raise your GPA significantly.

By RW-(the original)

March 31, 2006 12:35 AM | Link to this

Looks like JoRo has a whole new project on his hands.

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 12:36 AM | Link to this

Jay, while I don’t dispute your statement that you’re a fly, I don’t think you’re growed up enough to start pushing buttons yet. First get potty trained, then we’ll talk…

RW — yes, with the dead seal and many many other wonderful attributes. Like “Oh, we did for most of it, but Maris won’t trust strangers with her makeup case, ever since a ham-handed porter dropped it and broke three vials of rare Swiss lamb placenta.”

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 12:37 AM | Link to this

Rushncap,

I’m way past the GPA stage in life.

Goodnight.

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 12:41 AM | Link to this

Well, Danish, maybe if you weren’t past it you’d realize that you’re calling yourself a bully.

By Jay not jay

March 31, 2006 12:52 AM | Link to this

rushncap you seem to fill the bully, I used to share your silly little left wing talking points that show your true behind. Are you up in Athens?

It’s not about your grading “curve” or GPA. It will be about performance and not your pathetic GPA. Keep in mind, it don’t mean s**, ya little dirt booger.

By Jay not jay

March 31, 2006 12:56 AM | Link to this

rushn, what is your major? It certainly isn’t Business.

By WashingtonState

March 31, 2006 02:04 AM | Link to this

More on illegal immigrants:

http://www.experthumor.com/

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 02:17 AM | Link to this

“Dirt booger”?? I think I was giving you far too much credit, Jay. You have way more growing to do to reach the maturity of a 10 year old.

My major, and my location, are none of your business. Weren’t you going to be about 2 hours ago, Cap’n Fryolator? I mean, if you’re not tucked in by now, your burger-flipping performance might suffer, and then not even your kindergarden GPA would be enough to keep you your cushy vice-grease-trap-filler job.

By Jay not jay

March 31, 2006 02:33 AM | Link to this

hey, rushn’,

that you would even reply to such a term is laughable. Yet you do, idiot! HAHAHA! I should do a lot more, d.a.!

take you and your 4 letter twits for a long walk on a short pier…

By Souldrift

March 31, 2006 05:39 AM | Link to this

Ha, I had to google Giambi myself. Guess I’m not informed.

Blog and Tan

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 06:18 AM | Link to this

I’m back, rushncap, start the clock, you little sissy.

It looks like Georgia Senator’s do read the AJC:

Legislature 2006: Strict sex offender bill passes Senate 52-1

And they vote totally opposite of what the pinkos want HaHaHaHaHa.

All that whining sure did alot of good.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 06:39 AM | Link to this

There was a dark and joyless time in America when one could actually go about daily life without ever encountering pornographic images. A child could grow up scarcely knowing that “adult entertainment” existed, much less acquainted with its many varieties. Hotel stays, in that prudish, stuffy era, had to be endured without pay-as-you-go porn, in-room and On Command. American males could not avail themselves of hundreds of millions of obscene films every year—as they do now, courtesy of even respectable corporations like Time Warner and Comcast—or take in the show at “gentlemen’s clubs” when porn is not enough.

Enough to say that police investigators, in the sex-crimes units that have expanded roughly in proportion to mass-market “adult material,” rarely conclude that the rapist or child predator lacked for pornographic inspiration before committing the crime. As to those “major beneficiaries” of porn, you won’t find too many women these days who think that the world is better because of Playboy or the smug, selfish ethic it has always purveyed. For good reason has the Playboy Foundation long been a benefactor to NARAL Pro-Choice America and Planned Parenthood: The Playboy Philosophy has always been for the ladies, too, all right—just so long as they remember what they’re good for, don’t get too sentimental and feel grateful when the playboy in their own life offers to pay for the abortion.

One hesitates to speak harshly of an old man, who somewhere along the way must have done a few worthwhile things. But as to the public legacy of Hugh Hefner, he should have no illusions. All of us have our share of faults and sins to account for. But the lowest of vices and “strangest secret of hell,” as G.K. Chesterton called it, is the desire to pervert others, to coax and corrupt them and drag them down with you. And any man who at the age of 80 has that to answer for is by no stretch the luckiest cat on the planet.

By seeker

March 31, 2006 07:00 AM | Link to this

Suck, you obsession with sex is just awesome! Your vents against pervs, predators and ho-mos are rising to legendary status.

I think youre in the closet. Youre all of the above. Just like all those other Republican hypocrite weirdos.

I bet you all know eachother. I bet you even have a secret handshake.

Do you like leather? Can you make your mouth like a cheerio?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 07:18 AM | Link to this

seeker: Let me guess, you are an 18 year old male, right?

By AntiRadical

March 31, 2006 07:21 AM | Link to this

Good toon and an interesting indictment of our conservative culture where there’s a pill for every ill. Criminals, thugs, music stars, actors, and those who seek answers to disagreements with violence rather than diplomacy are our heros. The poor and infirmed are objects of spite, not pity.

Pacifism and the courage to “turn the other cheek” are derided while “Jesus” is only seen as a five letter fictional character who must be given lip service in order not to alienate votes. The Bible is simply a book that can be picked over to gain some “talking points” and any part of it that doesn’t fit with the rush to grab a “handful of silver” is ignored.

Conservatives want to blame dirty books for the collapse of decency in America. The real culprits, however, are the dirty minds of conservative Jesus-Users who proclaim his glory while defecating on his memory and philosophy of non-violence. Christianity has surely become the most facetious of the world’s religions.

By CYNIC

March 31, 2006 07:28 AM | Link to this

HEY SUCK-WHAT DO YOU THINK-NO, YOU CAN’T THINK, IT’S GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE-WHAT DO YOU ASSUME THIS IS, YOUR OWN PRIVATE BLOG? NOT ONLY ARE YOU A STUPID PRI*K BUT A CHEAP ONE AS WELL. BIG SURPRISE-WHAT ELSE CAN WE TO EXPECT FROM A REPUGLIKAN?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 08:01 AM | Link to this

AntiR: Great divination for the deep pinko meaning of the cartoon, clown. You are awfully overwrought this morning over something as mundane as Hank Aaron’s home run (he was an Atlanta Brave, moron) record being threatened by someone using steriods.

Since you have waded off into glorious self righteousness, when was the last time you heard a politician invoke religious morality in the name of stupid human legislation? Need help?:

Mrs. Clinton Says G.O.P.’s Immigration Plan Is at Odds With the BibleQ51Q2AQ2BJyQ27YQ51wwLtubYQ228w)

Stupid Mofo.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 08:04 AM | Link to this

AntiR,

Matthew Scully and G.K. Chesterton know how to think and write - brilliantly.

Your sophomoric analysis dulls in comparison.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 08:09 AM | Link to this

Most Americans I talked to in California summed up their reactions to the marches as something like, ‘Why would anyone wave the flag of the country that they would never return to—and yet scream in anger at those with whom they wish to stay?

When schools were dismissed due to student walkouts and traffic disrupted, Americans began to see the wages of their own indifference to the problems of illegal immigration. Insidiously over the last 30 years we have allowed an entire apartheid community to grow up in enclaves in the American Southwest and occasionally beyond—one by language and psyche that may well feel more romantically attached to the Mexico it left and won’t return to the United States it sought out and must stay in.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 08:39 AM | Link to this

“A confirmed al-Qaida terrorist, an Iraqi national, was held in the Brewster County jail,” Rep. Culberson told ABC Radio host Sean Hannity. “He was captured in Mexico. This was within the last six weeks. He was turned over to the FBI.”

Lemme guess: if not for our “occupation” of Iraq, this Iraqi national would have been as sweet as baklava

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 08:59 AM | Link to this

The Clinton administration in 1998 officially cited Iraqi agents as involved in the 1993 World Trade Center bombing. That is part of the reason why the U.S. Senate, not the Bush administration, authorized a war against Saddam in October 2002: “ Whereas members of al-Qaeda, an organization bearing responsibility for attacks on the United States, its citizens, and interests, including the attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001, are known to be in Iraq.”

From the slowly emerging Baathist archives, we are learning that for more than a decade Saddam’s agents had some contacts with, and offered help to, al Qaeda operatives from the Sudan to the Philippines.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 09:01 AM | Link to this

Speaking of hypocrisy:

Now we hear Time Baghdad Bureau Chief Michael Ware, in a drunken, live interview (“In fact, I’m drinking now…I try to stay as drunk for as long as possible while I’m here”) from the heart of dry Muslim Iraq, recklessly throwing around charges that American soldiers are guilty of manhandling Iraqi women (“We’ve seen allegations that women have been mishandled or roughly handled. That always inflames passions”) and terrorizing civilians (“We’ve also seen insurgents criticize other insurgent groups, ‘cause you’re not doing enough to get the chicks out! I mean, that’s how important it can be, this is a matter of great honor, and it’s a spark”). Ware’s are precisely the lies and fantasies that feed the Islamists.

Indeed, the better example of ineptitude in this war lies with the media that demands from others apologies for incompetence that it will never offer itself. Few professions today ask so much of so many others and so very little of themselves.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

From LS&L’s Victor David Hanson link -

There remains this last unknown — how well can a liberal democracy, in its greatest age of affluence, leisure, and self-critical reflection, still fight a distant war against emissaries of the Dark Ages who seek to behead apostates, blow up democrats, and silence with death writers, journalists, and cartoonists. It is not just our democratic values versus their IEDs, but whether our idealism still has the resilience to defeat their nihilism.

Or put more directly: Can Western enlightenment and power, embedded in deep cynicism, still prevail over ignorance and self-inflicted pathology energized by fanaticism?

By suck still sucks

March 31, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

Speaking of hypocrisy…

David Hanson’s column on a “drunk” Michael Ware conveniently doesnt mention that he was JOKING… to BILL MAHER… on Maher’s HBO show… its version of Jon Stewart!!! It’s POLITICAL SATIRE, you morons!!

Thats more than being disingenuous. That’s lying. Lie that “precisely feed the lies and fantasies” of misinformed Bush suckup warlovers. Like Suck and BD.

By finch

March 31, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Suck,

Let’s start with Hanson’s assertion that Baghdad is in the “heart of dry Muslim Iraq”.

Iraq is not dry. Alcohol is legal. If he can’t get that fact straight…

And I do like Hanson’s failure to mention his cherry picked quotes of Ware are from HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher”. How convenient that this isn’t mentioned!

Did you see it? Funny! Funner than Cheney pretending to aim a gun at reporters during the press dinner in Washington this week.

By Flat Earth Society

March 31, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

Suck still sucks,

Don’t taunt us with truth and facts! We know your kind, always standing up for democracy and “equal rights”, you probably don’t even have a vehicle that gets less than 25 mpg.

RW, BD, LS&L=Pinko’s WN, Redneck, and every other worm with no life that hangs out on internet Comment boards.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

The two paragraphs that I quoted make perfect sense to me.

Idealism versus Nihilism. I know what side I’m on.

On the other side, this is what really matters, what give one claims to moral superiority and enlightenment:

you probably don’t even have a vehicle that gets less than 25 mpg.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

Of course, I wouldn’t really know enlightenment if it bit me on the behind, but then that’s because I’m a clueless biatch who drives an SUV, denies that Iraq is over oil, actually BELIEVES we are there to bring democracy because Saddam was so terrible to his people, even though we have Cuba right next door. That’s just how stupid I am!! Ha ha!

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 11:01 AM | Link to this

No, I like sitting high up so I can look down on others, because of low self-esteem. That’s why I’m here EVERY DAY defending half-truths, flat-out lies, and the worst president America ever suffered under, make that the world..

By getalife

March 31, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

Cheney was funny that night but not as funny as this guy doing W

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish (the Original),

Nihilism is not a lie. You just proved it.

By finch

March 31, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

getalife,

By any chance, do you mean this guy?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

My, oh my, isn’t the Pinko Nation all tore up this morning:

Thats more than being disingenuous. That’s lying. Lie that “precisely feed the lies and fantasies” of misinformed Bush suckup warlovers. Like Suck and BD.

Aren’t we like killing the messenger?

Or does it matter to a lib, do they just reflexively lash out at any thing that runs counter to their notion that women were put on the Earth, that vast pinko playpen, as pieces of meat solely for their pleasure?

But this they have no problems with:

Michael Ware, TIME Magazine’s Baghdad bureau chief appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday night. He called the situation in Iraq, like “watching a slow trainwreck” then goes on to tell Maher how is drinking now and that he’s drunk at the moment. He bashes Bush, says there is no good news coming from Iraq because in order to even go report he has to dodge getting blown up. Maher jumps in and compares the current status in Iraq to the Ma Lai Massacre in Vietnam. The Ma Lai Massacre was when troops were ordered to kill innocent people in a village.

Maher continues on and seems to be asking random questions that are directed for certain answers. For example, he asks Ware about US soldiers having affairs with Iraqi woman and the way they apparently abuse them. Ware says that our troops are mishandling women and implies that terrorists treat women better since they kidnap innocent people and tell the Iraqi’s to release women from jail.

Ware continues; he says the real winners in Bush’s war at the insurgents.

Have your selves a good old drunken time, you piece of sh-it liberals.

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 11:35 AM | Link to this

PMS-ing today, Andy?

By getalife

March 31, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

finch,

Where did I see that name bedwetter before?

Yes, he said W always looks like he is looking into the sun.

By Midori

March 31, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

Speaking of pieces of sht, and being full of sht, do you ever read your posts, Andy?

Speaking of being drunk, and having a “good old drunken time”, again, do you ever read your posts, Andy?

You sound like a crack head on a seven day binge.

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 11:45 AM | Link to this

BigDaddy testing…

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

Still broken; BigDaddy still annoyed…

Will this confounded board ever function properly again?

Perhaps BigDaddy will check in some other time to see…

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

Pinko Misinformation Stripping

Why, yes I am, rushncap-

When it comes to global warming, the mainstream media have never met a hysterical prediction of doom they didn’t like. This week, Time magazine took the fear-mongering to a new low with a global-warming cover package complete with the banner “Be worried. Be very worried.” It included a photograph from Greenpeace that, according to that organization, shows a glacier melting because of global warming. Time neglected to inform its readers that glaciers nearby were doing just fine, and that one had expanded. Furthermore, it failed to mention that scientists don’t know exactly what is causing glaciers to shift. According to one scientific report, “It cannot yet be assessed if the ice retreat … indicates just regional changes of the atmospheric circulation patterns or can be assigned to global climatic change.” This kind of one-sided reporting is typical not only of Time’s cover package, but also of all the Chicken Little reporters who follow suit.

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

Why has The Scribbler decided to steer clear of Georgia’s Biggest Embarrasment (outside of Jimmy Carter). Is The Scribbler afraid of drawing a picture of assault? Or is it easier to just go with something that is party-neutral when a fellow plantation member loses her mind? Inquiring minds and all that…

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

Great commentary from Expose the Left:

Rob Said: March 26, 2006

I find this clip very distrubing. The utter decadence of this exchange is beyond belief. Some would call this treason with a laugh track and canned applause. The slick production elements and the sickly grinning of these two is like a high tech version of the film Cabaret with every bit of its sinister implcations. Don’t they realize we are combating a ferocious fascism that knows no borders or limits. They are saying quite smugly via satelite link, that medievial barbarians are more noble than we in the depraved West.

By getalife

March 31, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

Big Daddy,

Playing your favorite song

Get you a set of headphones, sunglasses and check it out over there.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

Here you go with your global warming geniuses, you silly pinkos:

NASA HQ Raided In Kiddie Porn Probe

Feds: “Skin tone filtering system” helped nab space agency executive

MARCH 31—The Washington headquarters of NASA was raided this week as part of a kiddie porn probe targeting an executive with the space agency, The Smoking Gun has learned. On Wednesday morning, federal investigators seized a laptop computer, a hard drive, CDs, and other material from the office of James Robinson, who was present when agents with NASA’s inspector general executed a search warrant at his E Street office.

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 11:59 AM | Link to this

getalife, THAT IS AWESOME! BigDaddy loves that This Justin serenades everyone who goes to you space.

On another note - is that pic of you? If BigDaddy didn’t have a long-standing pledge to daytime rushncap (as well as Cynthia Tucker/McKinney/Assaulter), BigDaddy’d be all over you. Oh, to hell with it - what time can BigDaddy come visit?

By Joe Roman

March 31, 2006 12:00 PM | Link to this

It’s nice to see some levity injected (pun intended) into the steriods issue. While player performance factors may disturb the celebrity and record driven segment of sports fans, the side effects of steriods are more thought provoking. The health risks are enormous, but the most ironic result of steriod use in athletes in what it does to one’s sexuality. Women attracted by the outward appearence of a pumped-up jock may be severely disappointed when the realtionship “intensifies”. Men turned on by a successful female athlete may also be in for some unexpected surprises. The correlation between muscles and sex may fall into serious question. That’s good news for us skinny guys.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 12:01 PM | Link to this

It’s starting to look like rushncap may never get laid:

One-night stands are immoral, say women 08:23am 31st March 2006

Forty years after the dawn of women’s lib, British females judge friends and acquaintances who indulge in casual sex as being ‘needy’ and ‘deviant’.

The study of women’s attitudes towards sex revealed that women of all ages believe that sex outside marriage or a committed relationship is wrong.

Those who have one-night stands do so out of desperation or drunkenness.

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 12:04 PM | Link to this

Time for a side-by-side comparison:

Conservative

“Progressive”

BigDaddy reports, you decide…

By Joe Roman

March 31, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

Come on, bozos. Post your own thoughts-not someone else’s. Links are for suckers incapable of expressing their own opinions and ideas proving themselves easy marks for propaganda.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

BigD: If cartoon boy ever does do a tune of McKinney it will probably implicate the Captial Police as some rogue Haliburton oil attack unit.

By getalife

March 31, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

Big Daddy,

Yes that’s me, many moons ago on Lake Mead near Vegas.

I recommended ml doing a toon of Cynthia (your girlfrind) saying, “badges, I don’t need no stinking badges” (with eyes bulging) but I guess ml is a basball fan ready for the new season.

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 12:10 PM | Link to this

LS&L - beggars can’t be choosers, and British chicks - well, let’s just say they can’t really afford to be choosers, particularly with the grills they sport.

So there’s hope for rushncap yet!

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 12:13 PM | Link to this

You can tell the pinkos from the men by the way they want to censor anything they don’t agree with.

How’s that for a thought, Joey?

By RW-(the original)

March 31, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

BigDaddy,

Is your girlfriend expecting a LittleDaddy by chance?

By RW-(the original)

March 31, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

Did JoRo get jacked or is he really still on this “see no info” crusade?

By finch

March 31, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

Suck,

Another outright lie, this time courtesy of “Expose The Left”… which doesn’t. Neither Maher nor Ware says US soldiers are targetting Iraqi women for abuse.

Maher asks Ware: “If something went down between a soldier and a woman — it hasn’t happened yet, but what would the reaction be? What would you think would happen?”

Good question.

Ware answers: “This is a matter of great honor, and this is a spark, so let’s hope that we never see that lit.”

Where is the treasonous crime in that exchange?

The real cherry picking truth bending liars here are the neocon fantasizers. Prolific purveyors of bovine waste who insist that war reporters are charging Americans with sex crimes when they’re really expressing the hope that this never happens. The true victims here are the saps who believe these right-wing propagandists.

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

RW, BigDaddy is very fertile, but BigDaddy has been having trouble getting past the new hair. She walked in with the new do the other day, and BigDaddy didn’t recognize her. So BigDaddy grabbed her to show her the door.

Needless to say, BigDaddy has a big, fat shiner now…

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this

Let’s have another side-by-side comparison, shall we?

Conservative

“Progressive” - caution, naughty language

BigDaddy reports, you decide…

By RW-(the original)

March 31, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

BigDaddy,

OK, but she seems to have packed on more than a new do.

In other sports news ,and with apologies to JoRo, some stories need to come from the source.

By Daniel

March 31, 2006 12:36 PM | Link to this

I hate steroids in baseball. These scumbags have stolen from our children, and their children and all future generations of athletes. Mcguire and Bonds have set bogus records that future generations will never be able to honestly match. All for greed for money and power. Sound familiar?

By BigDaddy

March 31, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

RW, that second picture is great. Is one of them Nacho?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 12:44 PM | Link to this

O.K. expose the left is a lie, they provide a link to a video of what the shi-thole Michael Ware said, but, hey, it could be a a great big a-ss Michael Ware string puppet, right? A vast right wing conspiracy puppet.

Michael Ware, TIME Magazine’s Baghdad bureau chief appeared on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday night. He called the situation in Iraq, like “watching a slow trainwreck” then goes on to tell Maher how is drinking now and that he’s drunk at the moment. He bashes Bush, says there is no good news coming from Iraq because in order to even go report he has to dodge getting blown up. Maher jumps in and compares the current status in Iraq to the Ma Lai Massacre in Vietnam. The Ma Lai Massacre was when troops were ordered to kill innocent people in a village.

Maher continues on and seems to be asking random questions that are directed for certain answers. For example, he asks Ware about US soldiers having affairs with Iraqi woman and the way they apparently abuse them. Ware says that our troops are mishandling women and implies that terrorists treat women better since they kidnap innocent people and tell the Iraqi’s to release women from jail.

Ware continues; he says the real winners in Bush’s war at the insurgents.

I wonder why the pinkos don’t want to share links? I have nothing to hide.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 12:48 PM | Link to this

Oh look, audio from another source. It is a conspiracy!

He called the situation in Iraq, like “watching a slow trainwreck” then goes on to tell Maher how is drinking now and that he’s drunk at the moment. He bashes Bush, says there is no good news coming from Iraq because in order to even go report he has to dodge getting blown up. Maher jumps in and compares the current status in Iraq to the Ma Lai Massacre in Vietnam. The Ma Lai Massacre was when troops were ordered to kill innocent people in a village.

By finch

March 31, 2006 12:54 PM | Link to this

Suck, you ignorant twit. Do you actually watch what you link to?? Ware says soldiers aren’t having affairs with Iraqis, that it would be dangerous if they did, and they KNOW it! And Maher sympathizes with US soldiers who may be involved in civilian casualties!

“The military is currently investigating an incident which unfortunately is not the first incident about American soldiers who sort of went on a rampage and killed civilians, and it reminds a lot of people in this country about the Mỹ Lai massacres in Việt Nam. There was an incident back in November in Haditha (حديثة), sort of the same thing that happened, one of our Marines got blown up, and these guys just kind of snapped. We don’t condone it, but you can hardly blame them when you put them in this situation.”

You are not only a spreader of lies and propaganda, you’re an incredibly dumb spreader of lies and propaganda.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 12:56 PM | Link to this

I just watched the video with my own eyes and yes, as usual, I am right, word for word. Ware and Maher are maggots. They find their fortune in misery and despair, even if it is not real. F them.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 01:04 PM | Link to this

Wow, someone else agrees with me:

Unreal time with Bill Maher Published Sunday, March 26, 2006 by TonyR.

Maher introduced Ware to his batty audience and asked, “Now you’re really in Baghdad right, that’s not a fake backdrop of a mosque is it?” To which Ware responded, “ahh look, I’m really sad to say… yeah actually I am here.” Ware then said that he felt a sense of duty to be in Baghdad, so he could report the “slow motion train wreck.” That set the tone for one of the grimmest Iraq interviews I have ever seen. You would think Maher was interviewing Napoleon Bonaparte at Waterloo, or General Custer at Little Big Horn. The level of despair coming from Ware was just hard to believe.

Maher asked Ware what he thought his odds were on surviving another 3 years in Baghdad, Ware replied, “I try to stay as drunk as I can for as long as possible, in fact I’m drinking right now.” Maher’s robots laughed and clapped like this was the funniest thing they have ever heard. Maher, who has been opposed to US military intervention from day 1 smelled blood in the water and rode Ware’s misery to the hilt.

He asked about US soldiers “who went on rampages and killed civilians in a way that reminded people of the “Mai Lai massacres in Vietnam.” And if that weren’t enough, he asked what Ware thought would happen if there was “an incident between one of our soldiers, and one of the women over there.”

I would assume that question was derived from Maher’s belief that our soldiers are actually a bunch of potential rapists and barbarians, which isn’t to surprising when you see how the American left defaced Time Magazine’s American Soldier edition by photoshopping Swastikas on their uniforms. All that I can say is that this is a must see clip.

By Flat Earth Society

March 31, 2006 01:35 PM | Link to this

LS&L=PWN, BD,RW, and other morons, Please take a hunting trip with Uncle Dick Cheney soon.

By Earl

March 31, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this

Andy, don’t you have anything else to do all day besides spreading lies and hate? I would assume that question was derived from Maher’s belief that… Yes, p-cker-head, you “assume” a whole lot. You have no idea what anyone else believes, because you never SHUT UP long enough to listen to anyone else. You’re lying about Maher, and you’re lying about 200 million Americans. You do nothing but lie all day and call yourself a patriot. Pathetic traitor.

May Karma be with you, Andy.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

Earl: This may come as a surprise to you but if you click on the blue colored text in my posts someone else’s words will magically appear! When the words are leaning forward it’s my special way of telling you that these are someone else’s words, just like: I would assume that question was derived from Maher’s belief that…

What this all means to you is that there are other people out there beside me who think Maher is a piece of sh-it. I just happen to agree with them.

By getalife

March 31, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

Hey Crabman.

Hey, Earl.

Check out my new saying, “time to get your grub on”.

By DavidU

March 31, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this

A former top aide to Rep. Tom DeLay pleaded guilty Friday to conspiracy and promised to cooperate with a federal investigation of bribery and lobbying fraud that has so far netted three convictions and prompted calls for ethics reform in Congress.

By DavidU

March 31, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

Theodore Lowi the Author of “The End of the Republican Era” just called Pres. Clinton the last real Republican president!

Which may be why Republicans hate him. He beat them at their own game. He was a better Republican than they are.

By finch

March 31, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this

Suck,

It IS true! You don’t watch or listen to the links you post! You just pretend you do! Then you paste in ludicrous junk that simply proves you are not alone in your ignorance.

What Michael Ware told Bill Maher: “…if you were to pull out now, the chaos that would ensue would only serve the enemies that the military came here to defeat.”

Assume what you want. It’s your right as an American to delude yourself. But it makes you look like such a blithering moron.

And the paragraph you posted at 1:04pm, which starts out with…. I would assume that question was derived from Maher’s belief that our soldiers are… is not in blue, or in quotation marks.

That means they’re your words. Or are you plagarizing?

By Earl

March 31, 2006 02:46 PM | Link to this

At night, Andy dresses up like Ann Coulter and parades in front of his mirror, quoting her ACTUAL WORDS: “We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.” Ann Coulter

The difference between Coulter and Maher is that she celebrates the death of innocent civilians, and Maher doesn’t. Wow… he must be evil not to take joy in such a thing.

May Karma be with you, Andy.

By finch

March 31, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

DavidU,

First Scanlan, and now Rudy. That’s two of DeLay’s guys down for the count. Two felons with close ties to Jack Abramoff who have decided to fall on their swords.

The House that Jack built is falling down.

By The Grinch

March 31, 2006 03:22 PM | Link to this

Progressives? hahahahahaha

By The Grinch

March 31, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

Is it me or does Cynthia Mckinney look like Buckwheat with her new doo?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

These are not my words about that piece of sh-it Bill Maher and drunken idiot Ware:

I find this clip very distrubing. The utter decadence of this exchange is beyond belief. Some would call this treason with a laugh track and canned applause. The slick production elements and the sickly grinning of these two is like a high tech version of the film Cabaret with every bit of its sinister implications. Don’t they realize we are combating a ferocious fascism that knows no borders or limits. They are saying quite smugly via satelite link, that medievial barbarians are more noble than we in the depraved West.

F them and anyone one else that sticks up for their anti American BS.

By Conservatives Molest My Children

March 31, 2006 03:48 PM | Link to this

Liberals Suck And Lie

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

Nope, not my words about the drunken duma-ss Ware and Al Qaeda sympathizer Bill Maher:

Now we hear Time Baghdad Bureau Chief Michael Ware, in a drunken, live interview (“In fact, I’m drinking now…I try to stay as drunk for as long as possible while I’m here”) from the heart of dry Muslim Iraq, recklessly throwing around charges that American soldiers are guilty of manhandling Iraqi women (“We’ve seen allegations that women have been mishandled or roughly handled. That always inflames passions”) and terrorizing civilians (“We’ve also seen insurgents criticize other insurgent groups, ‘cause you’re not doing enough to get the chicks out! I mean, that’s how important it can be, this is a matter of great honor, and it’s a spark”). Ware’s are precisely the lies and fantasies that feed the Islamists.

By gadem

March 31, 2006 04:06 PM | Link to this

The Grinch, you are an A**…

By Midori

March 31, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

Grinch,

you’re a fine one to talk

Is that your baby brother standing beside you?

By Al Qaeda in Iraq

March 31, 2006 04:17 PM | Link to this

I just want to thank Time Mags Michael Ware for doing his bit to help out in Iraq.

This is from a 2004 inteview:

Even a year ago even then (the insurgents) were saying to me, “This war is not going to be won on the battlefield. We can’t hope to defeat the Americans. It’s going to be won in the living rooms of Iraq and Middle America, it’s going to be won on television.”

They were saying, “We can maintain this, we can, we have, we can sustain this longer than your political will will last. Before your people call you home.”

They can tell Arabic channels this until the cows come home, but to have it coming through an American iconic publication like Time magazine, people will listen.

I’d also like to thank him for not spilling the fava beans about our safehouse locations. Michael Ware is my kind of infidel!

By suck still sucks

March 31, 2006 04:20 PM | Link to this

Hanson’s slander of Time Magazines Michael Ware in National Review has been completely disassembled and pulverized here for the lie that it is. As has his portrait of Bill Maher.

And yet like the mental midget he is, Suck keeps repeating it

And Suck keeps repeating it.

And repeating it.

Suck, why don’t you put on your Ann Coulter wig and fantasize about killing civilians some more? Or you can celebrate mass murders like the one in Seattle that thrilled you last weekend.

People like you make the right wing look really dumb and smell very bad.

By gadem

March 31, 2006 04:29 PM | Link to this

The Grinch, you are an A**…

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 04:29 PM | Link to this

I guess this isn’t Michael Ware’s, finch’s drunk boy, first crack at treason:

It’s considered business as usual for TIME Magazine to hang out with mujahideen who are attacking and killing US soldiers, to bring us the jihad side of the news: Iraq’s Resistance After Saddam.- By Michael Ware.

Even then, he was already contemplating the meaning of it all. He knew he would have to change the operations of his cell, and communicate with the commanders above him before taking any action. In the days that followed, his methods shifted in accordance with what he recognized as a new situation. One thing hadn’t changed for his commanders and for the roughly two dozen guerrillas under his own command — their will to fight. “We will continue,” he said. “We are not Fedayeen, we are mujahideen. We don’t fight for Saddam, we fight for Iraq.”

I wonder if drunken Michael cried just then? He couldn’t have poured another drink, the “mujihadeen” would have stoned his stupid pinko a-ss to death.

By Al Qaeda in Iraq

March 31, 2006 04:37 PM | Link to this

Court papers say Rudy sent an e-mail inviting Ney and his then-chief of staff Neil Volz to Scotland in 2002, promising golf and “drinking and smoking Cubans.”

David U,

This prosecution is completely unfair. Free will is one thing, but who can resist the lure of a golf trip to Scotland and a promise to hang with these Cuban women?

By getalife

March 31, 2006 04:44 PM | Link to this

Man, I wish I had one of them…..

Cigars!

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 04:48 PM | Link to this

finch,

I have listened to this interview a few times and I have to say that while I expect Bill Maher to be a full time schmuck of a comedian doing his endless anti-Bush shtick, there is something incredibly distasteful about whole tone of Michael Ware’s interview.

It comes off as a really bad parody, and I don’t see get the joke. This guy is Time Mag’s “Baghdad Bureau Chief” for Xsakes - not a reporter for the Cartoon Network.

By rushncap

March 31, 2006 04:59 PM | Link to this

Danish not getting a joke? I’m shocked! Shocked, I tell ya!!

By Liberal Texas Democrat

March 31, 2006 05:18 PM | Link to this

I trust when they investigate steroid abuse in MLB they’ll question Jose Conseco, Ivan Rodriguez,Juan Gonzalez, and Rafaeel Pailmero about their experiences when playing for GW’s Texas Rangers from 88 - 94.

By Liberal Texas Democrat

March 31, 2006 05:20 PM | Link to this

I trust when they investigate steroid abuse in MLB they’ll question Jose Conseco, Ivan Rodriguez,Juan Gonzalez, and Rafaeel Pailmero about their experiences when playing for GW’s Texas Rangers from 88 - 94.

By @@

March 31, 2006 05:20 PM | Link to this

I didn’t even know about this Ware fellow until I read these links. I have a question. Mr. Ware is Australian and has fellow Australians fighting in Iraq.

He was embedded with the insurgents. He obviously has information! Has he offered up any of his findings to the military that may prove to be of benefit to them?

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 05:32 PM | Link to this

@@,

He is a journalist first - you know that profession that is so much nobler than being a soldier.

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 05:44 PM | Link to this

NCAP,

I only get funny jokes.

By test

March 31, 2006 07:51 PM | Link to this

test

By Truth

March 31, 2006 07:51 PM | Link to this

Educate yourself

By Buy Danish

March 31, 2006 08:38 PM | Link to this

Truth?,

I want to know one thing, in an effort to further my education:

Do you consider yourself a mainstream democrat?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 31, 2006 09:11 PM | Link to this

Home Girl!

Capitol Cop Caper

Lawyer: McKinney victim ‘of being in Congress while black’Georgia Dem may face assault charge;

And now, the really good part!:

Claims ‘inappropriate touching’ by U.S. Capitol police

Come on, now. Give this woman a mirror. That cop would have to be blind, who in the hell are we trying to kid here? Even rushncap would pass on that.

By Truth

March 31, 2006 09:37 PM | Link to this

Nordic Brother or Sister- Both political parties are traitors that need to be thrown out of this country for betraying Our founding fathers and our race. Join The Nationalist Party and help win our country back! We can win this invasion as long as the WN sticks together.

By Truth

March 31, 2006 09:39 PM | Link to this

Nordic Brother or Sister- Both political parties are traitors that need to be thrown out of this country for betraying Our founding fathers and our race. Join The Nationalist Party and help win our country back! We can overcome this invasion as long as the WN sticks together.

By Bryan

March 31, 2006 10:01 PM | Link to this

Luko; Please have a Mckinney cartoon this Sunday. This woman NEEDS to be as embarassed as I am to have her as a representative.