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By George

March 8, 2006 07:37 PM | Link to this

Gee, a toon without Bush. What are the cons going to talk about today.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 07:54 PM | Link to this

I saw a story about this on Countdown last night.

I’m aware that a book just came out alleging that Bonds used steroids.

However, is there any proof?

He has bulked up an awful lot in the past few years.

Funny — Gary Trudeau uses an asterisk to depict Bush.

By DavidU

March 8, 2006 08:01 PM | Link to this

It’s probably the only thing Bud Selig can do at this point, Put an asterisk next to bonds name after he breaks Aarons record.

By DavidU

March 8, 2006 08:13 PM | Link to this

North Korea launched a pair of short-range missiles Wednesday, White House spokesman Scott McClellan said.

I think they may feel jealous of all the attention Iran is getting these days.

By Shoop

March 8, 2006 08:18 PM | Link to this

And Bond strikes out on “the asterick.”

By Beef or Juice?

March 8, 2006 08:20 PM | Link to this

In the 70’s and early 80’s, athletes, especially baseball players, didn’t lift weights. Now they’ve been doing it for 20 years. If you look at all the guys in the “World’s Strongest Man” competitions, they’re all in their late 30’s to late 40’s, some over 50. If males of our species lift weights into their 30’s, they continue to get thicker (Most men who were athletes in high school stop lifting by the time they’re 24 or 25). So it’s not really a genetic anomoly that Bonds has gotten bigger. We’ll see more like him as those athletes who have worked out over the past 15 years continue to lift into middle age. That being said, it is still a possibility that Bonds did them. He was connected to some pretty high profile pushers. But don’t judge before hard evidence presents itself. And don’t forget, steroids won’t help you hit a baseball, even if they might help you hit it farther. Regardless, Bonds has hit an awful lot of balls right on the money over the years, more than just about anyone in history, and he didn’t hit them on the money because of the juice.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:21 PM | Link to this

Hey Midori: You can fake being Roger Clemens and try to strike Barry out, you’re good at impersonations.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:30 PM | Link to this

“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.” —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward’s “Bush at War”

By Midori

March 8, 2006 08:31 PM | Link to this

Hey Midori: You can fake being Roger Clemens and try to strike Barry out, you’re good at impersonations.

by all means — be my guest.

The Master always leads the pupil.

By steroids

March 8, 2006 08:32 PM | Link to this

Beef it’s what’s for dinner!

By Beef or Juice?

March 8, 2006 08:33 PM | Link to this

Liberals Suck,

No, that was me faking everyone, and I’m not Midori. The great part is the other night (6th?) when you neocons were really getting nailed, there were probably at least 3 or 4 of us doing it. I’d post in 2 or 3 names, and other imposters would be popping up as well. You see, we can unite for a good cause.

By the way, are you having any luck finding a new job as a mall security guard? I know you loved that gig, but you shouldn’t have touched those kids. And what about long walks in the park with Pinko’s Worst Nightmare? You two still hitting it off?

By buff

March 8, 2006 08:33 PM | Link to this

Thanks to all my blogger friends who wished me well and gave condolences last week on this blog

Good to be home

By Midori

March 8, 2006 08:34 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice,

but don’t you think he looks awfully “puffy”?

isn’t that a side effect?

Hey, I don’t know.

I do agree with you about the lack of evidence.

I think the accuser(s) should provide proof.

By Beef or Juice?

March 8, 2006 08:34 PM | Link to this

Liberals Suck,

Oh yeah, and I forgot to tell you: Periods go between sentences, not commas. Moron.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 08:36 PM | Link to this

BUFF!!!!!!!

BABY!!!!!!

YOU’RE BACK!!!!! :)

Getalife set up a tribute for your dad on his blog.

Hope you’re doing ok :)

By clark

March 8, 2006 08:38 PM | Link to this

buff - check out getalife

By Midori

March 8, 2006 08:38 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice?

I think your’e funny as hell.

You sure have them riled up.

And in spite of what SS&S says, I think there is a fixation going on here.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:40 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice? Hey, if you are so slick, when you going to start debating policy issues with us? Moron.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:41 PM | Link to this

Or would hijacking be all that you stupid POS liberals know how to do?

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 08:41 PM | Link to this

buff,

So good to have you back.

We missed you.

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 08:42 PM | Link to this

Buff:

Good to have you home!!!

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 08:47 PM | Link to this

Midori - Wrong yet again! But no need to rehash.

By Beef or Juice?

March 8, 2006 08:48 PM | Link to this

Midori,

I like your tenacity, and you seem to have common sense, too. It’s been nice running off Buy Danish aka Empress of Elba & RW with just one or two posts. They give up so easily when they realize they’re not raising our blood pressure. Sadly, they see this blog endeavor as very serious, dramatic stuff. Looosers.

By Jamie

March 8, 2006 08:49 PM | Link to this

I am so sick of hearing about that pumped up fake Barry Bonds! I say, if he gets in the Hall of Fame, so should Pete Rose. A cheater is a cheater in my book!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 08:52 PM | Link to this

Objective Observer,

Aren’t you the guy with the history degree? You had unimpressive credentials, a criminal record, and couldn’t get a job, so a middle school offered you a position teaching special ed as long as you agreed to coach the 7th grade girls’ volleyball team and scrub toilets after school. Is that right or am I thinking about someone else?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:53 PM | Link to this

Duma-ss, you know who you are: We see this blog as serious? It’s our message that is serious; you stupid POS liberals have spent untold amounts of time trying to censor it. Loooser.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 08:54 PM | Link to this

ROFL!!!!

Beef or Juice — you’re my kinda guy/gal.

SS&S - I hardly think so.

Go back and look at all the accusations. Did they just come out of the blue, er, red?

Speaking of hash, damn I haven’t had supper yet.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:55 PM | Link to this

Here you go:

I am going to tell you why GW is the greatest president ever, bar none. He respects congress and listens to their ideas. He has never once in his six years in office used his veto. Not once. He’s signed every bill that has ever come across his desk. He has waited until now, when a pivotal issue, an issue of national security is at hand to wield his mighty veto. He is a principled man who insists that the Arabs run our ports. He will not back off that belief because he’s a man of strong morals. So just because congress and the vast majority of the citizens are against this deal, it is important enough to GW that he will finally use his veto. One time. To help Arabs oversee imports into our country. That’s principle.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 08:56 PM | Link to this

Jamie,

can you believe that Countdown led off with this as the lead story last night?

Olbermann is talking about it now. Yet again.

I share your attitude. I think Pete Rose got the shaft.

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 08:59 PM | Link to this

Hijacker:

Just popped in to welcome Buff back. If that’s who you want me to be in your mind, feel free. I am confident in who I am! No problem here.

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 09:13 PM | Link to this

Who cares about Barry Bonds? I’m hoping Renteria is going to do the job for the Braves.

Sure going to miss Furcal bouncing around like greased lightning.

When is the first real Braves game?

By buff

March 8, 2006 09:15 PM | Link to this

clark, thanks for the note

Getalife, how nice, thank you!

It is good to be back, but I just hammered down some Jim Beam and after driving 13 hard hours today I am a goin’ to bed

We shall continue the fight tomorrow

By finch

March 8, 2006 09:15 PM | Link to this

Hey buff,

Good to see you back. We missed you.

Give Bonds his place in the Hall of Fame. Rose too. This isn’t life or death here.

“How you play the game is for college ball. When you’re playing for money, winning is the only thing that matters.” - Leo Durocher

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:20 PM | Link to this

Listen idiot Pinko Hijacker, for some , like me and Empress Donut this blog is our life. We eat sleep and relieve our selves at our computer so that our lives aren’t so deperately lonely. Its not so much that we actually believe in what we say and do is right but that we get a reaction, if its negative so be it. Remeber that next time you pull your antics. THIS IS OUR BLOG. THIS IS MY LIFE.

By Hysterical Conservative

March 8, 2006 09:25 PM | Link to this

NOW MIKE IS DRAUWING BUCSH AS A 350 POUND BLACK MAN. HAS HE NO RESPECKT FOR THE PRESIDENTCY??

By DavidU

March 8, 2006 09:28 PM | Link to this

finch- According to the recent allegations Bonds did not do it to win, he did it out of Jealousy for the attention and money McGwire was getting as he broke the single season record.

By Shoop

March 8, 2006 09:48 PM | Link to this

And “the asterick” cuts him off at the knees.

Welcome back Buff! Time will be your friend. Wait on it.

Goodnight to all.

By finch

March 8, 2006 09:51 PM | Link to this

DavidU - I still think he did it to win. He wanted to beat McGwire. Self centered, yes. But that’s baseball.

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 09:53 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice aka Rot or Slime,

Why don’t you and your sandbox buddies throw sand in your own faces for fun?

Making fun of a special ed teacher is about as low as you can get. It takes special talent, training and compassion to teach children with problems.

Objective Observer, known to us as OO, is obviously happy in her work and we enjoy her observations. She works in the field of special education.

Comprende, jackoletto? Shove off.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 09:55 PM | Link to this

Sleep tight Buff. Welcome back.

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 10:06 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

Thanks for the support. I don’t pay attention to Beef or Juice or Slime, etc. and you shouldn’t either. He’s obviously just here to agitate and make an a$$ of himself. By the way, that was a heartfelt, compassionate statement you made on my behalf. If I can use my talent and wisdom of special education students to help you in any way, let me know. I know the isolation you feel because of your affliction. With my students it’s not their fault, but I have to believe you’re willfully ignorant. But I can help all Republitards, if you just give me the chance.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:07 PM | Link to this

finch,

I left a reply for you over at the civil war.

Dusty,

You tell ‘em my favorite Dixie!

These callous “caring” tolerant people show us who they are nearly everytime they “express themselves”. I’m so happy to get a “confession” from one of them. How old do you think this juvenile is?

Beef or Juice? That’s the best that this poor excuse for a human being could come up with as a “catchy” original name! Consomme’ or carrot juice? Steak or V8? Orangutan or orange? I don’t even get the “point”.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:16 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Did you look at the cartoon you’re blogging under? Beef= muscle, or juice= steroids? You certainly are a sharp one.

By RW-(the original)

March 8, 2006 10:17 PM | Link to this

buff,

Glad to see you back.

As for the cartoon Jim Rome might say, “If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.”

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 10:19 PM | Link to this

Name-jacker at 10:06. He/she/they just can’t seem to find the opportunity for fun anywhere else. Kinda sad when you think about it.

By DavidU

March 8, 2006 10:24 PM | Link to this

Alan Greenspan has a book deal, and it has put him once again in rarefied financial company……Penguin executives emphasized that the book, scheduled for publication in 2007, would present Greenspan’s unvarnished opinions for the first time.

A Must Read.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:24 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice,

Right. So where is the “Buy Danish” cartoon.

By Beef or Juice?

March 8, 2006 10:28 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

I’m conversing with the Buy Danish cartoon, you genius.

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 10:29 PM | Link to this

I think that we can all agree that Greenspan is one goofy-looking fella. He certainly wouldn’t cause me to look twice. Smart, but goofy-looking.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:32 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice is a creepy STALKER, whose sum total of originality has been one confession, and one analysis of a boring cartoon.

The Bell Curve did say that prisons were inhabited by zero IQ idiots or sicko smartasses. Take your pick stalker boy - the idiot or the genus?

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:35 PM | Link to this

You’re not “conversing”, you’re stalking. Rock on, Norman Bates.

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 10:36 PM | Link to this

OO,

While I support you in most of your posts, I’m surprised you would make fun of the way someone looks. Goofy-looking? Don’t you think that’s a bit cold-hearted and discriminatory? Oh, and by the way, I’ll accept your offer to help me feed myself. Actually, I think I just wet my pants.

By Miguel de la familia Robinson

March 8, 2006 10:42 PM | Link to this

Liberals Suck’s posts made me laugh so hard I almost started crying blood.

I haven’t read anything so funny in months.

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 10:43 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice, Rot or Slime, Jackoletto,

STAY IN YOUR SANDBOX. Nobody wants to play with you.

Buy Danish,

The age of these BJRSJ juveniles? I don’t know. You can’t ask when nobody claims them.

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 10:46 PM | Link to this

Hijacked at 10:36. You’re right hijacker, it was insensitive of me. You never know when you may offend an onlooker. My apologies, I guess you may be sensitive and I failed to consider that.

By JJG

March 8, 2006 10:49 PM | Link to this

It makes no difference if he hits a thousand dingers; Barry Bonds could never carry Babe Ruth’s jock, in either era. Bonds is really pitiful in some ways; remember the nine hopper to home that he threw allowing that speedster Sid Bream to score the winning run in the 91 NLCS?! Or how about his tiny career batting average in the post season. But mainly he is self centered, arrogant and despised and he’s brought in all on himself! Yet he pretends to be so misunderstood. Give me a class act like Kirby Puckett over this jerk.

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 10:52 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice,Rot or Slime, Jackoletto,

STAY IN YOUR SANDBOX. You’re dirty.

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 11:07 PM | Link to this

Goodnight Hijacker. Goodnight all.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 11:17 PM | Link to this

“We need an energy bill that encourages consumption.” —George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 11:53 PM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By WashingtonState

March 9, 2006 12:57 AM | Link to this

And I thought that keeping young boys as slaves to be their camel jockeys was the worst thing they had done. Bush sure seems to be able to overlook a lot in his “business” partners. I bet if he had been able to do business with Iraq, we wouldn’t be there now.

By DavidU

March 9, 2006 02:15 AM | Link to this

U of S(University of Saskatchewan), published a cartoon depicting Jesus fellating a pig. The cartoon, entitled “Capitalist Piglet,”

Should we be clamoring for the NYT and the like to publish this cartoon also? Nope, not in my opinion, just the same way I felt about the Danish Cartoons.

By WashingtonState

March 9, 2006 02:20 AM | Link to this

Quote of the day:

“But the most important purpose of the program is to hide the fact that the administration’s response to Iran’s nuclear ambitions has been as effective as its reaction to Hurricane Katrina. Many speeches ago, President Bush made famous the phrase “axis of evil.” He used it to describe three countries that posed a grave threat to the United States - one that has nuclear weapons, one that has developed the means to make nuclear weapons and one that had an evil dictator who occasionally had fantasies about some day acquiring the bomb. Guess which one we invaded?” Dennis Jett

Dennis Jett is a 28-year State Department veteran who served on the National Security Council and as US ambassador to Peru and Mozambique. He wrote this commentary for the Orlando Sentinel and can be reached at djett@ufl.edu.

By DavidU

March 9, 2006 02:33 AM | Link to this

WS- I know Dr. Jett, he’s the Dean of International Studies at the University of Florida. Great guy.

By Kevin

March 9, 2006 02:35 AM | Link to this

Lets see today cartoon is bonds n his wig strikin out. Nice fastball looks like snow flake! Okay now if all true n bonds lied he be arrested for liein to a grand Jury that be a site Bill campbell n bonds cell mates One could discuss spendin tax money on trips n usein crooks as back drop sayin i am innocent! Barry could dress like Paula from american idol n skip in swearin me no use steriods…

By RW-(the original)

March 9, 2006 02:38 AM | Link to this

DavidU,

Complete non-starter as a comparison. If the Danish cartoons had shown Mohamed having sex with a goat you would have a point. It’s also obvious from your story that this cartoon was done using a depiction of something that would violate most news outlets decency standards simply so that people could make the argument that there was a double standard if someone had run the Danish cartoons and wouldn’t run this. Or make the moral equivalency argument that you made.

By DavidU

March 9, 2006 02:48 AM | Link to this

RW - The Cartoon…if you can call it that, has no moral values. But regarding moral equivalent, I am not Muslim so I don’t know the equivalent of depicting the Prophet Muhammad in a comical/insulting fashion in cartoon form is.

By RW-(the original)

March 9, 2006 03:03 AM | Link to this

DavidU,

You tied them together when you posted the link and said that we shouldn’t clamor to have the NYT publish this cartoon just like we shouldn’t for the Danish cartoons.

Another big difference here is that this cartoon really can be described in a few words which is what they said about the Danish cartoons, but it wasn’t true about them. The one with the turban bomb was one of the few that could be easily described.

By DavidU

March 9, 2006 03:24 AM | Link to this

RW - I tied them together because it takes a larger level of indecency to p** off Americans who are Christian than Islamist extremists. When I saw this cartoon, I was p**, which I can imagine is how those who saw the Prophet Mohamed in the cartoons felt. That’s why I put it up for conversation.

By RW-(the original)

March 9, 2006 03:32 AM | Link to this

DavidU,

One thing about the Mohamed cartoons is that a few phonies were added by the Imams that were trying to get all the outrage started. One of those was supposedly Mohamed having sex with a dog and I wouldn’t be surprised if that was where some of the real outrage came from. The problem was it wasn’t a Danish cartoon and nobody knows where it came from.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 04:43 AM | Link to this

Bush is trying to get the lazy stupid POS liberals out of the way of the Katrina recovery efforts and get some Conservative Christians in there to get the ball rolling:

A day before returning to the ravaged Gulf Coast region, President Bush created an office for faith-based initiatives within the Department of Homeland Security to improve disaster recovery efforts.

Instead of just stepping aside and letting the Men get to work helping the needy, what do you reckon the queer POS liberals are doing about it:

Barry Lynn, executive director of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, disagrees with the move.

“Of all the bad places for a faith-based office, this is the most strange,” Mr. Lynn said. “These groups will be able to turn away volunteers if they find their religious views unacceptable. And [disaster victims] will be reluctant to seek aid because frequently this kind of assistance comes with evangelism.”

Right now volunteers are being turned away because the POS pinkos want to steal all the relief money for themselves.

By Andy

March 9, 2006 04:53 AM | Link to this

As a frequent visitor to the United Arab Emirates, it is painful to see people undeservedly smeared with the terrorist brush. The tough neighborhood they live in dictates certain built-in restraints and from time to time the UAE political leadership has been a little slow on the up-take. But the UAE is not a cesspool of terrorists and anti-Americanism.

In 1991, a UAE tank battalion fought its way, shoulder to shoulder with the United States Marines, up the Coast Highway to help liberate Kuwait from Saddam Hussein’s looters. There are veterans of that engagement who are justly proud of their service and will tell you about it if asked.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:31 AM | Link to this

How could he think this? Maybe part of the answer is in this: The Clooney generation in Hollywood is not writing and directing movies about life as if they’ve experienced it, with all its mysteries and complexity and variety. In an odd way they haven’t experienced life; they’ve experienced media. Their films seem more an elaboration and meditation on media than an elaboration and meditation on life. This is how he could take such an unnuanced, unsophisticated, unknowing gloss on the 1950s and the McCarthy era. He just absorbed media about it. And that media itself came from certain assumptions and understandings, and myths.

Peggy Noonan knows whats real.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:29 AM | Link to this

Gosh, I would have never thought this:

Commuters returning home from work today can expect some traffic delays as the presidential motorcade travels from Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport

I never knew Bush travels by motorcade from Hartsfield every night. See AJC, even you can teach me something.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 9, 2006 06:32 AM | Link to this

“I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.” —George W. Bush, speaking at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:37 AM | Link to this

So Bush shakes hands with a obviously muscular gentleman, who happens to be one of the ten to twenty million people he greets every year as part of being the Chief Executive (versus ten to twenty thong wearing fat interns per year,) and he makes small talk with the man, calling him “buff guy.” Not only does the AJC, home of the Stupid POS Liberal Nation, think this is headlining grabbing late breaking news, they consider it to be prove of a life long friendship and that Abramoff helped plan the invasion of Iraq.

Grasping at straws, pinkos?

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:40 AM | Link to this

Hey, our little message censor is on the job. Let’s stop the Conservatives from getting the word out! We can’t have an opposing view to our non message!

Democrats: The party of diversity, the free exchange of ideas and human rights, including freedom of speech, or so that’s what they tell us. Seems to be a different animal here in the real world….

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:44 AM | Link to this

Let’s find an official label of what the stupid POS liberals on here are trying to do to the Conservatives:

cen·sor- n. 1. A person authorized to examine books, films, or other material and to remove or suppress what is considered morally, politically, or otherwise objectionable. 2. An official, as in the armed forces, who examines personal mail and official dispatches to remove information considered secret or a risk to security.

Yes or no?

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:46 AM | Link to this

Or maybe:

overwhelm- v 1: overcome, as with emotions or perceptual stimuli [syn: overpower, sweep over, whelm, overcome, overtake] 2: charge someone with too many tasks [syn: deluge, flood out] 3: cover completely or make imperceptible; “I was drowned in work”; “The noise drowned out her speech” [syn: submerge, drown]

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:48 AM | Link to this

Freedom of speech only applies to strippers and pornographers, especially those within 100 feet of a church or school, right?

shout down- Phrasal Verb: shout down To overwhelm or silence by shouting loudly.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:52 AM | Link to this

Tell us some more BS, stupid POS liberals. Tell us how brave and strong you are, as long as no one challenges you. Tell us how you fight for citizen’s rights as long as they agree with yours. Tell us about how you champion for the little guy as long as he doesn’t make eye contact with you and leaves your exalted presence walking backwards. Tell us some more of your lies.

By Objective Observer

March 9, 2006 07:57 AM | Link to this

Buff:

I just wanted to post before I go to work. How is your Mom doing?

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:04 AM | Link to this

“I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society.” —George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:14 AM | Link to this

Tell us how you care about starving children in Africa but all you can do is extort money and give it to dictators who build palaces with it, while their children die by the hundreds of thousands.

Tell us how you care about children’s health but in your campaign to save bird egg shell’s you’ve allowed malaria to spread unchecked in the third world where it kills children by the hundreds of thousands.

Tell us how great you are, pinko.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:16 AM | Link to this

Tell us how you care so much about caribou that you force the United States to fund Islamic terrorists that blow up innocent women and children. Tell us how these murderers would survive if you junk scientists would let America be energy independent.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:18 AM | Link to this

Tell us about how hammering on the GOP is more important to you than opening America up to the import of Liquid Natural Gas, which would reduce our trade defecit and lower the home heating bills of millions of elderly and poor.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:21 AM | Link to this

Tell us about how Trial Lawyers Inc. is more important to you than the health and welfare of 300 million American citizens. Tell us how you would rather see the lawyers get rich suing doctors and pharmaceuticals than seeing Americans get the affordable health care they deserve.

By Andy

March 9, 2006 08:24 AM | Link to this

Tell us about how you get to snipe at Bush about the speed of the Katrina recovery effort while you sue and hector the rebuilders with “environmental” and “demolition” issues to make them stop.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:27 AM | Link to this

Tell us why the President’s syntax is more important to you than any range of issues that could improve the lives of millions of Americans?

Why is scoring cheap political points by obstructing the Patriot Act, Social Security reform, Tax reform and Tort reform more important to you than the benefits the economy would receive?

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:29 AM | Link to this

Tell us about how you obstruct America’s energy independence and add to the trade defecit by harping on “clean energy alternatives” but then sue to keep windmills out of “your own backyard.”

By George

March 9, 2006 08:29 AM | Link to this

Wow, looks like Andy can spend hours here just talking to himself. Maybe the AJC should just change this blog to Andy’s play room.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:31 AM | Link to this

I’ll be back later - I have to go downstairs for my electroshock therapy. Then we’re watching “Ace Ventura, Pet Detective”. They tell I’ll be able to get back on the computer after my afternoon meds.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:32 AM | Link to this

Tell us about how you want to raise taxes “on the rich” but then your last presidential candidate’s wife only paid 5% on her investment income? Or how the Kennedy family regularly use tax shelters to dodge their fair share often at the expense of the middle class.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:35 AM | Link to this

Tell us how you have the nerve to call Republicans racists and bigots when you do not have one minority presidential staff member to speak of. Tell us how you refer to minorities as hotel wait staff and servants. Tell us how “progressive” publications regularly publish racist cartoons of successful minorities who you don’t agree with while you stand by silently. Where’s the courage in that, George Looney?

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:38 AM | Link to this

Tell us about how Bill Clinton shafted AIDS research all through the 90’s, blaming the lack of success on “Republicans.” Tell us about how George W Bush is spending more on AIDS research and prevention in his first year than Clinton did in 8.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:43 AM | Link to this

I thought so, you stupid POS liberals have nothing but kindergarden gutter schoolyard slurs to offer in the debate. Ignorant shallow mindless failures, come on with your little childish sh-it.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:47 AM | Link to this

Hey, there’s hope for you failures, maybe they’ll create a governmental agency that allows Conservatives or it least compensates you failures for the damage we do to you.

Or even better, to help shore up your lame as-s attempt at debate, we could make stupid POS liberal schoolyard taunts into the rule of law in America. We could eliminate Congress and just throw stupid gutter slurs at eachother. You could finally be in charge of something.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 08:51 AM | Link to this

Ooops:

Hey, there’s hope for you failures, maybe they’ll create a governmental agency that outlaws Conservatives or it least compensates you failures for the damage we do to you.

Or even better, to help shore up your lame as-s attempt at debate, we could make stupid POS liberal schoolyard taunts into the rule of law in America. We could eliminate Congress and just throw stupid gutter slurs at eachother. You could finally be in charge of something.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 08:52 AM | Link to this

David U,

Have you actually seen the Danish cartoons?

I don’t see how you can even begin to make a comparison between the vile and undisputably blasphemous pornography that you cited, and pseudo-blasphemous cartoons from Denmark.

RW is right, there is absolutely no moral equivalency.

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 08:56 AM | Link to this

Liberals Suck, Looks like they prefer their childish ways. Anything else would be work for them and kids don’t like to work. They’d rather play. Doubt if they’ll grow up to be useful to society.

By Andy

March 9, 2006 08:57 AM | Link to this

“There may be some tough times here in America. But this country was gone through tough times before, and we’re going to do it again.” —George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002

By Steve SC

March 9, 2006 09:01 AM | Link to this

Wow! What started out as a blog has turned into a forum for soliloquies by individual bloggers. What about “keep it short, s__” don’t these folks understand?

By Andy

March 9, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this

“Its so nice to be insane, no one asks you to explain…”

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:05 AM | Link to this

It’s about time for all the little Romper Roomer’s to come in here and try to censor out all of the intelligent thought and discussion because they can’t contribute to it.

Bring on the childish s-hit, losers.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:10 AM | Link to this

Why the cover up, AJC?

There is more to Taheri-azar than just his words to police. His actions in court, and the images of him in the media, suggest that he views himself as a hero in the Muslim world. A smug smile as he walked out of the courthouse and an exuberant wave to the TV cameras indicated that he thinks someone in the Middle East, or maybe in the United States, will look upon him as a leader and follow his example. He reportedly told detectives that “people all over the world are being killed in war and now it is the people in the United States[‘] turn to be killed.” If this comment doesn’t lead people to conclude that this was an act of terrorism, it is difficult to see what could.

By seeker

March 9, 2006 09:14 AM | Link to this

I see where LS, aka Andy has been spending hours here making frivolous and downright false claims about the “superiority” of “President” Bush”.

Environmentalists are suing developers in New Orleans? What a crock.

IMPORTS of something (LNG) will REDUCE the trade deficit??

And on and on…

Notice all the links he supplies for evidence. (sarcasm)

Seems “No Child Left Behind” came way too late for him. Well, he IS still a child, and a brat at that. There’s still hope for him and other delusional neocons.

Meanwhile, it’s sad to see LS/Andy wasting so much time here whining incoherently when he could actually be doing something constructive.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

At Today she could, of course, continue to snipe at those who don’t agree with her liberal views, which she rarely tries to hide. Last week Katie Couric (Affable Eva Braun of Morning TV) gave a typical hard time to Thomas Monaghan, founder of Domino’s Pizza, who is developing a town in Florida called Ave Maria. The town, which will have a Catholic university at its center, will try to promote traditional values. There will be no adult bookstores or topless clubs. But “traditional values” obviously posed a problem for our Katie. She wondered if “people will see [the community]…as eschewing diversity and promoting intolerance.”

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:22 AM | Link to this

The City stated that they were removing debris from the sidewalk for public safety reasons. Lawyers supporting the 9th Ward residents, however, pointed out that in fact the workers were illegally removing private homes and property. Eventually lawyers advocating for residents rights announced that the city had conceded that the cranes must cease until the scheduled hearing.

Maybe you can tell us, seeker, how you are supposed to rebuild in the midst of ruins?

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 09:23 AM | Link to this

Libs suck,

They can initiate an affirmative action program for bullying. Make up for perceived past wrongs and all that.

Institute a special degree program in silencing dissent, with an emphasis on learning how to shout at maximum volume, with bonus credits for shrillness, and persistent blog-jacking. Originality will result in an automatic failing grade.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:23 AM | Link to this

This is Bush’s fault?:

Rebuild on a Foundation of Fairness, Justice, and Opportunity. In response the massive destruction left by Katrina, certain environmental and workplace regulations have been set aside or pushed back, threatening our common societal commitment to fairness, equality, and environmental protection. For example: The Department of Labor suspended Executive Order 11246 for new government contractors assisting the rebuilding effort, thus temporarily removing affirmative action requirements. The Federal Government suspended-for over two months-Davis-Bacon Act requirements for federal contractors involved in the rebuilding to pay workers the prevailing local wage. Notably, prevailing local wages in the New Orleans area are already below the national average; further suppression could result in deepening poverty in an already beleaguered area. The Environmental Protection Agency waived fuel refining and emissions standards ostensibly to help avoid fuel shortages, but many of the waivers, originally intended to be short-term, were extended. If these short-term measures persist into the future, we will see even greater damage from increased emissions of air and water pollutants-in a city where floodwaters were so polluted by fuel and industrial pollutants that residents and rescuers alike were urged to avoid contact with the water.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:26 AM | Link to this

My bad on the LNG/ trade deficit, I misspoke. What I meant to say is that the increased supply will lower costs.

Drilling in ANWR or off the coast of Florida will reduce the trade deficit, while we are on the subject.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:32 AM | Link to this

Danish: Intelligent thought or discussion will result in immediate suspension for one year or until you post 1000 mindless comments.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 09:33 AM | Link to this

Libs Suck,

There IS one part of that NRO story that I would dispute:

When we described incidents for what they are, we do not paint broad strokes of judgment on an entire group of people. Do we refer to all pro-life advocates as bomb-wielding terrorists because of the likes of North Carolina’s Eric Rudolph? No

I’m not so sure about that.

Seeker,

You really contribute a lot. I especially like your original and creative use of the word, “neocons”, like I’ve never heard that word used here before!

By Bushwacker

March 9, 2006 09:34 AM | Link to this

Censorship? I haven’t had any problem with my posts not being published. Has anyone else? In fact, just the opposite; EVERYTHING is being published. Problem for Andy is that he is rabidly incensed because he can’t remove the parts he doesn’t like and the volume is too great for him to “shout-down”, anymore. Poor Andy, so many Liberal “POS’s” and so little time to lynch them.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:36 AM | Link to this

Coming to a hospital near you, courtesy of HillaryCare:

In 2000, The New England Journal of Medicine reported that patients being euthanized in the Netherlands sometimes experienced significant side effects (apart from death, that is), such as nausea, convulsions, or coma. This belied the assertion oft made by euthanasia proponents that being killed by a doctor necessarily provides the euphemistic “gentle landing” of euthanasia lore.

You’ve got to be kidding me on the side effects, right? How would they know?

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:39 AM | Link to this

O.K. BushWanker, take “censorship” off of my list of suggestions, it ain’t that big a deal. Let’s go with “shout down” then, I think Monday through Wednesday outweighs any thing I’ve done today.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:42 AM | Link to this

Besides which, my little outburst is getting constructive, thoughtful responses in return. I always thought that was the purpose of blogging. The spastic nonsense of the last several days is like dead weight except for Midori with her gosh, I really like your style! silliness.

By seeker

March 9, 2006 09:45 AM | Link to this

LS/Andy - your POS link on New Orleans had nothing to do with “environmental” or “construction” issues. It had to do with people wanting a say in the rebuilding of their own homes/neighborhoods.

In otherwords, they didn’t want to be steamrolled by a mindless government.

I thought neocons supported individual initiative.

By the way, I have a solution for the US energy crisis. We can harness the energy you spend here posting lies. Problem solved.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:51 AM | Link to this

“There was no malfeance involved. This was an honest disagreement about accounting procedures. … There was no malfeance, no attempt to hide anything.” —George W. Bush, White House press conference, Washington, D.C., July 8, 2002

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 09:52 AM | Link to this

Bushwacker,

Yes, you’ve been publishing the same post over and over. We get the point, dude. Time to “moveon.org”.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 09:56 AM | Link to this

Like I was saying:

WASHINGTON- Reuters- The U.S. trade deficit widened more than expected in January to a record $68.5 billion, as record imports fueled by high oil prices outstripped record exports propelled by stronger foreign demand, a U.S. Commerce Department report showed on Thursday.

The monthly trade gap swelled 5.3 percent from a revised estimate of $65.1 billion in December. It also surpassed a median forecast of $66.5 billion made by Wall Street analysts.

Couldn’t we like build the caribou a little ocean side resort? Hire some staff to wait on them hand and foot? It would be cheaper.

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

Bush Solves a Puzzle

His closest advisors came to visit Dubya at the White House one evening and found him slamming down beers and whooping it up. They were astonished since he had given up drinking years ago. When asked why he was off the wagon, Dubya replied that he was celebrating finishing a jigsaw puzzle. They smiled and told him that wasn’t much of an accomplishment. “Ah, but you’re wrong. I did it in record time.” When asked what that record was, he replied that he had finished it after only 6 months. Again, they told him that wasn’t that great. “Oh yeah?” said the commander in chief, “Well the box says 3-5 YEARS!”

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

seeker: Whatever, the same people saying stop are ragging Bush about the work being stopped. This should be fairly easy to understand. What do you want us to do, hurry or stop? You can’t have it both ways.

By finch

March 9, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

Here we go again.

By Liberals Suck - March 9, 2006 08:21 AM

Tell us about how Trial Lawyers Inc. is more important to you than the health and welfare of 300 million American citizens. Tell us how you would rather see the lawyers get rich suing doctors and pharmaceuticals than seeing Americans get the affordable health care they deserve.

Another lie.

“The cost of defending U.S. malpractice claims is estimated at $6.5 billion in 2001, only 0.46 percent of total health spending.”

Greedy, profits-come-first “health care” businesses, the incredibly selfish prescription drug cartel and a hysterically inefficient and biased US health care system are the real reasons health care costs consume 15% of US GDP.

The lawyers are despicable. But they’re just sand gnats.

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:03 AM | Link to this

Puzzled President

Cheney gets a call from his “boss”, W.

“I’ve got a problem,” says W.

“What’s the matter?” asks Cheney.

“Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office, so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.”

“What’s it a picture of?” asks Cheney.

“A big rooster,” replies W.

“All right,” sighs Cheney, “I’ll come over and have a look.”

So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office. W points at the jigsaw on his desk.

Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to W and says, “For crying out loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box.”

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:08 AM | Link to this

Walking Eagle

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on his future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed “YES” 1,237 times for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his “red brothers.”

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name — Walking Eagle. The proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they aome to select the new name given to the President. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of s**t it can no longer fly.

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:10 AM | Link to this

Cheney and the Bushes on a Plane

Dick Cheney, President Bush and his father are flying on Air Force One. Dick looks at Dubya, chuckles and says, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.”

Dubya shrugs his shoulders and says, “Well, I could throw ten $10.00 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” George Bush Senior says, “Of course then, I could throw one-hundred $1.00 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

The pilot rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, “I could throw all of you out the window and make the whole country happy.”

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:12 AM | Link to this

Bush’s Brain Scan

George W. Bush went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: “Mr. President, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side.”

Bush interrupted, “Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?”

The doctor replied, “That’s true, Mr. President. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left.”

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

“I’d rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill.” —George W. Bush, Fort Meade, Maryland, June 4, 2002

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:15 AM | Link to this

Medical Miracles

An Israeli doctor says “Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.”

A German doctor says “That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says “In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.”

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says “You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House for four years, and now half the country is looking for work.”

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

Bush Country

A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered a beer just as President Bush appeared on the television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and mumbled, “Now, there’s the biggest horse’s a* I’ve ever seen.” A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and decked him. A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television. “She’s a horse’s a* too,” the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his stool. “Damn it!” the man said, climbing back up to the bar. “This must be Bush country!” “Nope,” the bartender replied. “Horse country!”

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

Eyes Wide Shut

George w. Bush is out jogging one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to the child and says, “What’s in the box kid?”

The little boy says, “Kittens, they’re brand new kittens.”

George W. laughs and says, “What kind of kittens are they?”

“Republicans,” the child says.

“Oh that’s cute,” George W. says and he runs off.

A couple of days later George is running with his buddy Dick Cheney and he spies the same boy with his box just ahead.

George W. says to Dick, “You gotta check this out” and they both jog over to the boy with the box. George W. says, “Look in the box Dick, isn’t that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Dick what kind of kittens they are.”

The boy replies, “They’re Democrats.”

“Whoa!”, George W. says, “I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What’s up?”

“Well,” the kid says, “Their eyes are open now”

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

The Bet

George Dubya and Dick Cheney are watching the 6 o’clock news one evening. Cheney bets Dubya $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. “I’ll take that bet,” Dubya replied. A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. Cheney, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to Dubya and tells him that he does not need to pay the $50.

“No, a bet’s a bet,” Dubya replied, “I owe you $50 dollars.”

Cheney, feeling even more guilty, replied, “No, you don’t understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out.”

“That’s okay,” said Dubya, “I saw it earlier too, but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”

By Simon Jester

March 9, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

Clocks in Heaven

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said the man, “whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa’s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said the man. “And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s President Bush’s clock?” asked the man.

“Bush’s clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan.”

By Dusty

March 9, 2006 10:34 AM | Link to this

Simon Jester,

Your Indian story about what the chiefs said to a “news reporter” is emblematic of the lies told by liberals. That story is such a crock! I bet you couldn’t find one person who heard anybody say something like that about the president. But, hey, go ahead and spread the old Demo line. You certainly don’t have ANY kind of Democratic eagle worth mentioning.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

“This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.” —George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

It’s Spring Break! I guess we could let them play with themselves until school starts back. I hope they take a few moments to play with Midori, she’s so lonely.

By True GOPtm

March 9, 2006 10:59 AM | Link to this

You liberals adopt Christ as your Saviour as we have, then pray like we do, for forgiveness for the lies, the greed, the unnecessary wars for oil, and persecuting the poor.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Gee, I wish I had a real job, instead of spreading hate and lies all day on the AJC Blog. Maybe I’ll take my SUV out and tailgate some illegals.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 11:05 AM | Link to this

finch,

You used this snippet to support your claim that Trial Lawyers are only a teeny weeny bit responsible for outrageous healthcare costs, which in your view is largely the fault of greedy insurers and Big Pharma:

The cost of defending U.S. malpractice claims is estimated at $6.5 billion in 2001, only 0.46 percent of total health spending. which you accepted without question.

How do they define “the cost of defending U.S. malpractice claims”? Does that represent the cost of lawyers and lawsuits for doctors AND “Big Pharma”? Does this include Insurance costs for everyone?

I don’t think so! [Merck’s Vioxx bill could hit $50 billion] (http://money.cnn.com/2005/08/22/news/fortune500/merck/)

Clearly this 6.5 billion figure grossly understates the real cost.

I’d like to see some data to support your greed theories.

By Dusty's Brain

March 9, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

Somewhere in the id:
11 AM: “I can’t find where Indians ever called my lord and saviour Walking Eagle…hmmm, another lib’ral lie, or maybe it wasn’t on FoxNews/WSB-AM/Rush Limbaugh…” 3 PM: “Oh, it was a joke! I wish I had a sense of humour.”

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

*By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Gee, I wish I had a real job, instead of spreading hate and lies all day on the AJC Blog. Maybe I’ll take my SUV out and tailgate some illegals*

Headline:

POT CALLS THE KETTLE BLACK!

A hijacked kettle, no less.

By Dusty

March 9, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

This blog is DOA. Liberals killed it with their name-jacking and their cheap fairy tale book of Demo propaganda. Rest in peace.

By Asterisk

March 9, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

Trudeau uses me to portray Shrub.

Vonnegut uses me to portray his ahole.

Is there a difference?

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this

It’s okay if I spread hate and lies, because of those oh-so-tiring Republican double-standards.

By True GOPtm

March 9, 2006 11:16 AM | Link to this

Fortunately for Big Money, there are doups like us that defend them because we lack common sense. And as the educational system in America gets worse, there are more of us idiots to believe the illusions manufactured by the GOP.

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 11:23 AM | Link to this

Midori, are you Asterisk?

By Midori March 8, 2006 07:54 PM | Link to this

I saw a story about this on Countdown last night.

I’m aware that a book just came out alleging that Bonds used steroids.

However, is there any proof?

He has bulked up an awful lot in the past few years.

Funny — Gary Trudeau uses an asterisk to depict Bush.

So lonely. Tell them to take time out to play with you. Or play with yourself. That’s O.K.

By tread

March 9, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

Hey, maybe we’ll get an asterisk next to Bushs’ name in the list of our Presidents…

By Asterisk

March 9, 2006 11:53 AM | Link to this

This morning I became elated when I read this headline on cnn.com:

. Bird flu hits weasel-like mammal

But they were referring to Bush..

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:03 PM | Link to this

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 11:23 AM | Link to this

Midori, are you Asterisk?

well, I see intelligent conversation abounds around here.

Like cockroaches when the lights come on.

I must say, Shoop, I’m don’t recall conversing with you before.

Funny you keep asking about “playing with me”, or “playing with myself”.

Is that what you do? Why do you want to drag me into it?

It took you all night to counter my asterisk comment?

If you weren’t so busy playing with yourself, perhaps you could have come up with something sooner. You think? Why is that? Is the brain smaller than the, um, member?

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 12:06 PM | Link to this

Newest Release: “Who Is Midori?”

By Liberals Suck March 8, 2006 08:21 PM | Link to this

Hey Midori: You can fake being Roger Clemens and try to strike Barry out, you’re good at impersonations.

By Midori March 8, 2006 08:31 PM | Link to this

Hey Midori: You can fake being Roger Clemens and try to strike Barry out, you’re good at impersonations.

by all means — be my guest.

The Master always leads the pupil.

By Beef or Juice? March 8, 2006 08:33 PM | Link to this

Liberals Suck,

No, that was me faking everyone, and I’m not Midori. The great part is the other night (6th?) when you neocons were really getting nailed, there were probably at least 3 or 4 of us doing it. I’d post in 2 or 3 names, and other imposters would be popping up as well. You see, we can unite for a good cause.

By the way, are you having any luck finding a new job as a mall security guard? I know you loved that gig, but you shouldn’t have touched those kids. And what about long walks in the park with Pinko’s Worst Nightmare? You two still hitting it off?

By Midori March 8, 2006 08:34 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice,

but don’t you think he looks awfully “puffy”?

isn’t that a side effect?

Hey, I don’t know.

I do agree with you about the lack of evidence.

I think the accuser(s) should provide proof.

By Beef or Juice? March 8, 2006 08:48 PM | Link to this

Midori,

I like your tenacity, and you seem to have common sense, too. It’s been nice running off Buy Danish aka Empress of Elba & RW with just one or two posts. They give up so easily when they realize they’re not raising our blood pressure. Sadly, they see this blog endeavor as very serious, dramatic stuff. Looosers.

Shoop says: Look, Midori has a friend (make-believe).

By Midori March 8, 2006 08:54 PM | Link to this

ROFL!!!!

Beef or Juice — you’re my kinda guy/gal.

Shoop says: Look Midori likes her new friend (herself).

By Midori March 8, 2006 08:56 PM | Link to this

Jamie,

can you believe that Countdown led off with this as the lead story last night?

Olbermann is talking about it now. Yet again.

I share your attitude. I think Pete Rose got the shaft.

Shoop says: Look, Midori tries to make a new friend. But sadly Jamie doesn’t respond. Poor Midori!

By Midori March 8, 2006 08:36 PM | Link to this

BUFF!!!!!!!

BABY!!!!!!

YOU’RE BACK!!!!! :)

Getalife set up a tribute for your dad on his blog.

Hope you’re doing ok :)

Shoop says: The only person willing to talk to Midori returns. So now she can quit playing with her imaginary friends and herself.

Sorry Buff!

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

I really wish people would know what they are talking about before they start hurling accusations.

Schoop - your 2 + 2 totalled up to 5.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

It’s Spring Break! I guess we could let them play with themselves until school starts back. I hope they take a few moments to play with Midori, she’s so lonely.

Looks like another loser dying to be a part of my life.

I’m never lonely as long as I have stalkers like you hanging onto my every word.

By finch

March 9, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

I’ll have to do more research, but I think there should be a distinction between ambulance chasing attorneys and the money a drug company may lose because it sold a pain reliever for years even though it knew it could cause heart attacks.

Now THAT’S negligence! It defines “greedy pharma”. If it’s true. And if it’s true, Merck should pay.

Overall, greedy pharma and medical care corporations cost lots more than “greedy” people hurt by bad drugs and doctors.

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 12:14 PM | Link to this

A good read, dontcha think?

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:15 PM | Link to this

Shoop,

poor, poor imbicile.

I’ll light a candle for you.

You see, unlike you, I have a job and a life.

I don’t post here according to your schedule.

And you couldn’t be more wrong.

That’s the delicious part of it.

Watch out Sherlock Holmes — SHOOP IS ON THE CASE.

ROFL!!!

This is too rich!!!!!!!

By Biachslaap

March 9, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

Looks like our work here has been effective.

“This house is clean.”

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 12:17 PM | Link to this

Funny how the hijacking stopped while you popped to the surface. Just try playing by yourself, not with yourself.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

Shoop says: The only person willing to talk to Midori returns. So now she can quit playing with her imaginary friends and herself.

So which of my “imaginary” friends are you?

You’re so stupid and wrong it’s hilarious.

Keep on posting dumb a*.

ROFL!!!!!!!

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 12:19 PM | Link to this

The only way I can get womens attention is to act like a jerk. Forgive me, Midori.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

A good read, dontcha think?

come on, give me more.

go back to some other toons and post more stuff.

come on, you know you want to.

show everyone how you cracked the case of the mysterious Midori.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

Funny how the hijacking stopped while you popped to the surface. Just try playing by yourself, not with yourself.

So that’s your 12:19????

At least you admit it.

Maybe I was wrong about you.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

Funny how the hijacking stopped while you popped to the surface.

so you waited with baited breath for me to show up?

Some of us have jobs. Some of our jobs keep us away from our desks.

Maybe a novel concept to you, eh?

By Biachslaap

March 9, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this

Shoop, it really doesn’t matter. No one much except your clones took you seriously anyway.

For myself, I took the initiative to run you all crazy, poking badgers with spoons so-to-speak, because every blue moon when I would read the Comment section, it was overrun with your bs propanganda and attacks on people who don’t follow the party line.

It has been exceptionally entertaining, and I’d like to thank all the other people who helped.

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 12:26 PM | Link to this

Midori, You ROFL and ROFLOL alot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s what has me convinced you’re off balance.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

“And so, in my State of the — my State of the Union — or state — my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call it, speech to the nation — I asked Americans to give 4,000 years — 4,000 hours over the next — the rest of your life — of service to America. That’s what I asked — 4,000 hours.” —George W. Bush, Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:31 PM | Link to this

Poor Stoopid Shoop.

He thought he cracked the case.

Poor moron.

do you laugh at yourself when you look in the mirror? exactly what does a horse’s as$ look like anyway?

I’m just fascinated at the way your mind works.

Let’s see. According to you:

the only people who talk to me are imaginary.

the only people I talk to are imaginary.

I make a comment about an asterisk in a cartoon, so therefore, I must be the person posting as asterisk. I made a comment about you. Am I posting as you, too?

What you have to understand is just because you would sink so low as to hijack people’s IDs and post garbage hour after hour, that is not everyone else’s cup of tea.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:32 PM | Link to this

is that 12:26 the best you can do?????

THAT’S THE BEST YOU CAN DO??????

After all the speculation and accusations, THAT’S THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

Begone idiot.

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 12:32 PM | Link to this

12:19? We can all open up multiple windows and post almost simultaneously. Not a big problem. Only one hijacking while you and I talked.

Have fun Midori by yourself of with yourself.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 12:38 PM | Link to this

Midori, You ROFL and ROFLOL alot.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That’s what has me convinced you’re off balance.

I have a hell of a lot more sense than you.

At least I don’t go around hurling dumb accusations toward people. WRONG accusations that make me look like a donkey’s rear end.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 12:39 PM | Link to this

Democrats - Listen up!

You punk leftists who lurk here to name-jack should form a new party. Give up all pretense of tolerance and form the “STFU” party. No platform needed. No ideas. No thought at all. Just tell everyone else to STFU.

As a bonus, STFU would get all the grade F professors hailing from academia who are well-practiced in speech-jacking AND indoctrination

Yep, the ill-mannered, assinine giggling and speech-jacking is very familiar - right out of the STFU party playbook.

Party on!

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 12:45 PM | Link to this

finch,

6.5 billion is not the number, no matter how you slice it!

By Shoop

March 9, 2006 12:54 PM | Link to this

Donkey’s rear end? No, but you are a rear end at somebody’s poll site. Can’t link without going back up to search, but maybe somebody will link for you later.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 12:54 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Whether or not you name-jacked is not all that important. You are one of their biggest cheerleaders (I refer you to your little party with “Beef & Juice”) and that makes you “guilty by association”.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Obnoxious isn’t it? The STFU party has an application with your name on it.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 12:55 PM | Link to this

“Sometimes when I sleep at night I think of (Dr. Seuss’s) ‘Hop on Pop.’” —George W. Bush, in a speech about childhood education, Washington, D.C., April 2, 2002

By Ricky

March 9, 2006 01:10 PM | Link to this

Barry Bonds represents all that is wrong with sports today. He is an overpaid selfish athlete who thinks he can do whatever he wants. Anybody who thinks he is clean is just fooling themselves. If Pete Rose can’t be in the Hall than neither should McGwire, Bonds, Sosa, or Palmeiro

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 01:23 PM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:25 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Whether or not you name-jacked is not all that important. You are one of their biggest cheerleaders (I refer you to your little party with “Beef & Juice”) and that makes you “guilty by association”.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Obnoxious isn’t it? The STFU party has an application with your name on it.

Have it any way you want, Dusty.

I’ll still cheer them on, as according to you, I’m wrong either way.

And I’m not about to STFU for you or anyone else.

If you look at what that poster said, it is YOU who caused him to come here in the first place. How can I “not” applaud that?

Now taking applications!!!

Number 15!!

Is number 15 here?

By George

March 9, 2006 01:28 PM | Link to this

I think a new FUBAR party would be more appropriate these days.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

Donkey’s rear end? No, but you are a rear end at somebody’s poll site. Can’t link without going back up to search, but maybe somebody will link for you later.

RW made me aware of that poll yesterday.

Now, who is the bigger rear end?

He has nothing better to do than glorify me with a poll. If I am as insignificant as you say, what’s the point? He, as well as you, are wrong, wrong, wrong about the hijacking. So the numb nuts starts a “who is the real Midori” poll.

Give me a break.

Again, who is the bigger rear end?

And who is the better person?

I thanked him for his interest and moved on.

Gotta come better than this, Shoop.

You started this.

I think you’re p** that no one wants to talk to YOU. But hey, that’s just MY opinion.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

12:19? We can all open up multiple windows and post almost simultaneously. Not a big problem. Only one hijacking while you and I talked.

week, Shoop, weak.

And although my eyes are not what they used to be, I don’t see the same that you do. Facts suck, don’t they? Especially when not in your favor.

We can all open up multiple windows and post almost simultaneously

so, is that how you’ve been doing it? the hijacking?

Have fun Midori by yourself of with yourself

There you go again. Does that make you hot?

By Danish "Fart"cake

March 9, 2006 01:36 PM | Link to this

Wow! I just drove through an entire Wal-Mart parking lot in my small conservative community and didn’t see one “W” sticker. People probably didn’t want them anymore once they found out how much they cost (exchanging their present jobs for one on the clean-up crew at Mickey D’s)!

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:37 PM | Link to this

Correction:

Have it any way you want, Dusty.

that comment was for Buy Danish, or Empress whatever, or Marie Antionette, or whatever she/he/it refers herself/himself/itself to these days.

By Danish "Fart"cake

March 9, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 01:40 PM | Link to this

Midori,

We’re not asking you to STFU - your team does that.

That’s why I suggested that you might want to join the new Democratic party (STFU), where you can get together with Beef and Juice - a self-confessed name-jacker whom you find very amusing, and party on.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:45 PM | Link to this

One more thing, Buy Danish.

I hope they come back again and again and again and make your simple worthless life completely miserable.

Maybe RW can start another poll in the process, and maybe Shoop can do some more “investigative” work.

Small minds. Small ideas. Big A*******holes.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:46 PM | Link to this

We’re not asking you to STFU - your team does that.

My team, as you call them, is making you completely unglued.

And for that I salute them.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:48 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish - I wonder. Do you rent costumes to go with all of those names you come up with?

I can see you now in your regal splendor.

Is that why you like Bush?

One poseur admiring another?

He’s a cowboy, astronaut, space captain. You’re an empress, a pastry, a nut.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 01:50 PM | Link to this

a self-confessed name-jacker whom you find very amusing, and party on

and what do you find amusing?

changing your screen name to match your delusion of the day?

Hey, I’ll party with you. Might be fun. At least we won’t need any mind altering drugs to keep us laughing.

By RE

March 9, 2006 01:58 PM | Link to this

Midori,

I have always found the best discription for BD and her many incarnations best summed up in one word

Dunce

By Antionette

March 9, 2006 02:03 PM | Link to this

“We’ve tripled the amount of money — I believe it’s from $50 million up to $195 million available.” —George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002

By Midori

March 9, 2006 02:08 PM | Link to this

My bottom lip weighs so much I have to physically hold my mouth shut. I hate that.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 02:23 PM | Link to this

Well Midori,

If your punk STFU friends didn’t keep jacking-off with my name, I might be able to stick with what I started with. If you’re so irritated by all the name changes, talk to them, not me.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 02:35 PM | Link to this

Oh, goodness, what a pottymouth I have!

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this

My rules only apply to you, not me. I can do whatever I want because I’m from the land of entitlement, you may know it as Whiteyville.

By Pinko's Worst Nightmare

March 9, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

Oops, i furgot my nmae wus Librals Suck- now my sekret is out!! POS copmuter!

By Midori

March 9, 2006 03:04 PM | Link to this

Shoop, here’s the link to that poll.

Now get over there and join the other rear ends

I’m LOVIN this :)

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 03:06 PM | Link to this

Hey 2:57, it’s LIBERALS SUCK, if you are going to use it spell it correctly.

I would very much like to thank you for the advertising and getting my message out for me, that being LIBERALS SUCK, you are a jam up little pinko, keep up the good work.

By Asterisk

March 9, 2006 03:07 PM | Link to this

Hey Midori,

Thanks! Of course, the little GOP will think that you posted this, but we know better.

By Bushwacker

March 9, 2006 03:08 PM | Link to this

Dubai Firm to Give Up Stake in U.S. Ports

Oh please God, let those stupid voters forget about this one before the election!

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

Oh, isn’t that sweet, it’s afternoon nappy time at STFU school. All the little pinkos are cuddled up together asleep instead of name jacking on cartoon boy’s blog. Midori’s going to have to work awfully hard to keep the pressure up.

By Milk n' Cookies

March 9, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

Wanker liberals got no guts

Wanker liberals show their but-ts!

Wanker liberals got no game

Wanker liberals all the same!

Wanker liberals hijack names

Wanker liberals, oh so lame!

To the wanker liberals on this site,

Do something more constructive and fly some kites.

Got Milk?

By Pinko's Worst Nightmare

March 9, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

i finully got my spellng rite after those dam librals kepped corrrecting me. uhg i am so angery but kind of terned own—where is my POS dog? i need sum lovin

By Pinko's Worst Nightmare

March 9, 2006 03:17 PM | Link to this

how cay-an they tell its me??? maybe its my stupid dashes all over teh playce….

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 03:19 PM | Link to this

“There’s nothing more deep than recognizing Israel’s right to exist. That’s the most deep thought of all. … I can’t think of anything more deep than that right.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

By Pinko's Worst Nightmare

March 9, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

did yew knoe that ear wax can be used for chapped lips?? i saw that on tv when i axidently clicked on PBS

By Brian Curtis

March 9, 2006 03:40 PM | Link to this

And it looks like another Brilliant Scheme from Traitor Bush has gone up in smoke.

This is fun, watching the loser self-destruct like this, as his former Republican cohorts scramble to distance themselves from him.

Now, where’s that rats-on-a-sinking-ship cartoon…?

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 03:52 PM | Link to this

What “scheme” would that be, Brian Curtis?: Turning management of our ports over to the most competent low bidding company? Before he consulted with you bigots in the democratic party?

Now could we please start racial profiling at the airport where it really matters?

By SS&S

March 9, 2006 03:53 PM | Link to this

There was a couple of posts worth reading today, but I had to search for them. I had to re-read to find out who they might be responding to. Then I had to confirm they were who I know them to be through their posts. Insane!!!!!!!

By getalife

March 9, 2006 04:07 PM | Link to this

Well, I guess Dungya can’t use his first veto.

And he wants a line item veto.

Shees. I guess that is his excuse for the deficit.

This cartoon says it all

By SS&S

March 9, 2006 04:16 PM | Link to this

I know..this is so confusing..maybe I should stick to commenting about the cartoon at hand.

By FU GOP

March 9, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

LOL! That is priceless. LS, aka Pinko’s Worst Nightmare, comes from the party that redefined bigotry for a new millenium and has the ignorance to spew this pablum.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 04:32 PM | Link to this

pablum- n 1: a soft form of cereal for infants

What’s the matter, dickhead, FU GOP, did the other kids eat yours while you were asleep at nappy time?

I guess if UAE is a terrorist nation because they had a few terrorists pass through their country, then the stupid POS liberals in the United States must be dumas-ses because of George Looney’s oscar speech.

The possibilities are endless.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 04:42 PM | Link to this

“My trip to Asia begins here in Japan for an important reason. It begins here because for a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times. From that alliance has come an era of peace in the Pacific.” —George W. Bush, who apparently forgot about a little something called World War II, Tokyo, Feb. 18, 2002

By FU GOP

March 9, 2006 04:48 PM | Link to this

Yes, those meanies ate my pablum. Now I guess I’ll have to go F’ myself.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this

Hollywood movie ticket sales around the world dropped by 7.9 percent last year to 23 billion dollars, with the US box office accounting for nearly 40 percent of the haul, a study showed.

Your sh-it is getting old, stupid POS liberals. We’ll see you on the ash heap of history, before long.

By RE

March 9, 2006 04:58 PM | Link to this

CBS The latest CBS News poll finds President Bush’s approval rating has fallen to an all-time low of 34 percent, while pessimism about the Iraq war has risen to a new high.“>http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/02/27/opinion/polls/main1350874.shtml)

Your sh-it is getting old, stupid POS cons. We’ll see you on the ash heap of history, before long

By Kristy

March 9, 2006 05:00 PM | Link to this

Oh my God, I came here to leave a nice comment for Mike, and here is all this foul language from some wierdo Republican.. You guys are crude!!

By FU GOP

March 9, 2006 05:02 PM | Link to this

What’s the matter PWN? Are you having a stroke? Go call your mommy to fix you some din-din.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:02 PM | Link to this

Jacob Weisberg, editor of Slate and author of its tedious “Bushisms” feature, turns out to be pretty witty after all, as evidenced by a piece he published yesterday eviscerating Harry Pelosi, Nancy Reid and Howard Dean:

To understand [Pelosi’s] politics, think Huffington Post without the flashes of wit. Here is a typical Bush-bashing, cliché-ridden quote of hers: “The emperor has no clothes. When are people going to face the reality? Pull this curtain back!” Pelosi dismisses people who disagree as hoodwinked or stupid. She’s not exactly Hillary Clinton herself, though. A five-minute interview is usually sufficient to exhaust her knowledge on any subject… .

Reid’s flaws are mostly a mirror image of Pelosi’s… . As a leader, he’s colorless and erratic. Most of the time, he’s a study in gray, except when he livens it up with a spasm of random aggression. Reid has called Alan Greenspan a “hack,” Bush a loser and a liar, and, in one off-the-mark, vaguely racist-sounding rant, charged that Clarence Thomas’ opinions were poorly written… .

Howard Dean is smarter than either Pelosi or Reid and clearly stands for something. Unfortunately, what he stands for in the minds of most people is incandescent rage and upscale socialism.

By Lib-rals Sux

March 9, 2006 05:04 PM | Link to this

i can-t type w-o usi-ng dash-es and POS cuz my brains hurts when i try to think of big wurds.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:06 PM | Link to this

RE: The media outlet you just quoted has 13% approval rating. 87% surveyed don’t trust them. The ash heap is all yours, clown.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:06 PM | Link to this

“I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 3, 2001

By FU GOP

March 9, 2006 05:07 PM | Link to this

RE, nice link. Now give me my pablum back you doo doo head!

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:07 PM | Link to this

Also, MoveOn.org is still actively campaigning for Democrats, and as Donkey Cons Lynn Vincent and Robert Stacy McCain note, “MoveOn has never won anything”:

*They failed to prevent Clinton’s impeachment, failed to help Dems take back Congress in 1998, failed to elect Al Gore, failed to help Gore win the Florida recount—failed, failed, failed. By the time 2004 rolled around, MoveOn’s presence in any political controversy was a certain bellwether of failure: Whatever side MoveOn is on, the other side wins.

Most recently, the Cons note, MoveOn used the campaign of Ciro Rodriguez against moderate Democrat Rep. Henry Cuellar as a fund-raising tool—and helped lead Rodriguez, who lost to Cuellar two years ago by a few dozen votes, to a drubbing earlier this week.

That’s you pinkos!

By RE

March 9, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

FU GOP, please come F’ me first and feed me pablum like you feed your daddy grapes.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:08 PM | Link to this

You think you’re funny, don’t you, punk? How would you like to get in bed with me? I’ll turn you with my little tallywacker, really little. Ok, I’ll tickle you with a feather…

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:10 PM | Link to this

Because I am 17 years old, some people might say that I am not mature enough to understand many issues. However, let me just say that I get more laughs reading the opinion page than I ever have from the comics.

Delawareans seem to be fixated on bashing President Bush and proposing new conspiracy theories whenever they seem convenient.

President Bush did not cause Hurricane Katrina or the complications afterwards. New Orleans was built below sea level so they should have seen it coming and made preparations themselves.

This is our future, smarter than your stupid POS liberal past, HAHAHAHA.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 05:13 PM | Link to this

Tell us about how we conservatives insisted that you POS liberals make your president Billy Bob Clinton follow the rule of law when he lied about a blow job but we’re happily looking the other way as our supreme being - er commander breaks the law on a daily basis with wiretapping. The law was meant for you to follow - not us. We are superior.

By Pinko's Worst Nightmare

March 9, 2006 05:14 PM | Link to this

Wers my dawg? Heer, boy! i need sum luvin!!

By Pinko's Worst Nightmare

March 9, 2006 05:15 PM | Link to this

i’ll get yew all, you commie basterds!!! yew pinko, liberal, freee-thinkking peeople arent welcum heer!

By RE

March 9, 2006 05:25 PM | Link to this

Can you go into which parts of the bible to ignore again, I never really got a straight answer from you

By Scooter

March 9, 2006 05:25 PM | Link to this

I can’t wait for Spring Break to be over with!

By Midori

March 9, 2006 05:33 PM | Link to this

Oh my God, I came here to leave a nice comment for Mike, and here is all this foul language from some wierdo Republican.. You guys are crude!!

Kristy - better watch out or they will start a poll on you.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Nah!!!!!

That’s a badge of honor!!

By Debra LaFave

March 9, 2006 05:39 PM | Link to this

Bush’s Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ”tragedy.”

“Well,” one girl replied, “If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!”

The President smiled at the little girl and said, “No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?”

A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, “I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!”

The President shook his head and said, “No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn’t anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?”

A small girl raised her hand and said, “Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!”

“Very good,” he said. “And what was your reason for that answer?”

“Well,” she said, “It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!”

By Tom Delay

March 9, 2006 05:50 PM | Link to this

Hi. Tom Delay here. I monitor political blogs from the main newpapers in major cities, especially here in the south, and Atlanta is an important one. My aides made me aware of some very supportive posts over the last few days. I just wanted to say thank you to all those conservatives out there who expressed jubilation over my recent primary win in the great state of Texas. Our team is going strong! We were relieved to see that my constituents, along with you good folks, were not blinded by the dubious political tactics that Democrats have chosen to attack me with. It is good to know there are solid conservatives out there who can look past an indictment and bribery charges. It is not the fact that we in congress sell our votes; what is important is who we sell our votes to. I know, you know it, and the president knows it. If we can use our auctioned influence to assist defense contractors and large energy companies, it helps all Americans. A tax break for Exxon is a tax break for the people. If gas prices and the cost of heating homes rise to unexpected levels, then that is the sacrifice that Americans must make for the freedom we are fighting for in Iraq. So thank you. Thank you for looking past felonious conduct that borders on treason. Thank you for continuing to believe that Jack Abrahmoff is a stranger to both myself and the president. You are the strength of the Republican party. I am proud of you, and you should be proud of yourself.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 9, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005 11:06 a.m.- Senators Hillary Clinton, Charles Schumer, Democrats, New York, Want Defense Dollars for Campaign Donors

New York Senators Hillary Clinton and Charles Schumer have asked the Pentagon to spend $123 million for New York projects that the Department of Defense didn’t ask for – many of them benefiting the lawmakers’ campaign contributors.

It’s a small sacrifice to make for Hillary’s criminal career.

By Socialist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

RE,

Ignore all of it. Christian fundamentlists will tell you every single bit of it is the literal word of god, and if you point out passages that support slavery, murder, bigotry, etc., they’ll quickly say you didn’t interpret those correctly (therefore missing the definition of “literal”). Yes, man was made out of dirt (just like it said in ancient Greek and Roman religions, other myths that have thankfully faded away with the birth of reason). And woman was made from a man’s rib. Right. And Noah airlifted some polar bears from the north pole and swam to Australia to pick up some kangaroos before the big flood. Yes, logic.

By RE

March 9, 2006 06:23 PM | Link to this

That’s ok Socialist Democrat. As you and I both know, there is no God anyway.

By RE

March 9, 2006 06:24 PM | Link to this

SD,

Last night someone posted a humorous excerpt about leviticus and all laws dictated in it, from the common ones about kosher foods to the more interesting ones about stoning to death someone who eats a cheese burger. Anyway, Liberal Sucks chimes in that all the laws of the old testement were invalidated after Jesus, now I never saw that so I am still confused about which portions of the bible to ignore. I never did get a redacted bible yet, still waiting for it.

When I asked him yesterday, he answered by saying I was drunk or stoned.

By Liberals Suck

March 9, 2006 06:27 PM | Link to this

“Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.” —George W. Bush, in a press conference with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien. Sept. 24, 2001

By Communist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:29 PM | Link to this

Yes Midori, your Badge of Honor

By Socialist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:34 PM | Link to this

RE,

Liberals Sucks has been chiming in about a lot of things lately, almost none of which are supported by common sense. He seems to be screaming at no one in particular— all day and night. If you’re waiting for a coherent answer, it’ll be a long wait, as in for the rest of your life. But do prod him; his irrational anger is one of the most amusing things about this blog, even if it is utterly pathetic.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 06:35 PM | Link to this

weeeeee!!!

I’m a Ruskie!!!

Thanks, Comrade.

Prost

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 9, 2006 06:35 PM | Link to this

Here’s a poll for you, you little p******:

ALBANY, N.Y. — Six in 10 New York voters believe Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton is planning to run for president in 2008, but only about a third of her home-state voters say they would back her if she did so, a statewide poll reported Thursday.

That’s 33% approval, [even Bush got 34% in a fake poll.] HAHAHAHAHA(http://newsbusters.org/node/4211)

Maybe it’s because she is a stupid POS liberal and people are just sick of stupid POS liberals.

By Communist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:35 PM | Link to this

Hey, Liberals do not suck! They are some of my best friends.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 9, 2006 06:37 PM | Link to this

RE: Actually, I told you to read Romans, you duma-ss. Are you wasted or stupid? Or both?

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 9, 2006 06:38 PM | Link to this

CBS Slants Bush Poll in Favor of Democrats Posted by Greg Sheffield on February 28, 2006 - 08:57.

In its classic “fair and balanced” tradition, CBS slanted in favor of Democrats its poll that found Bush has a 34 percent approval rating and a 59 percent disapproval rating, an all-time high for a CBS poll.

On the bottom of the PDF version of the poll (page 18) it says how many Democrats versus Republicans were contacted.

“Total Republicans” contacted: 272 unweighted and 289 weighted.

“Total Democrats” contacted: 409 unweighted and 381 weighted.

“Total Independents” contacted: 337 unweighted and 348 weighted.

By Socialist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:39 PM | Link to this

Communist,

While I do have great regard for Midori, I am not her. I post under various names and have harassed you regularly the past few weeks, but never under Midori. She can thrash you by herself. Wrong once again; it’s just your nature.

By Liberals Suck And Lie

March 9, 2006 06:42 PM | Link to this

Here’s a poll for you, you little pri-cks:

ALBANY, N.Y. — Six in 10 New York voters believe Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton is planning to run for president in 2008, but only about a third of her home-state voters say they would back her if she did so, a statewide poll reported Thursday.

That’s 33% approval, [even Bush got 34% in a fake poll.}(http://newsbusters.org/node/4211) HAHAHAHAHA

Maybe it’s because she is a stupid POS liberal and people are just sick of stupid POS liberals.

By Communist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:42 PM | Link to this

Glad the owner of this fish wrap is a hard working American like the rest of us. No wonder this rag is so liberal Anne Cox Chambers

By RW-(the original)

March 9, 2006 06:42 PM | Link to this

Steroid confirmation is in on Barry.

By Communist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:46 PM | Link to this

Midori and I are comrades in arms. Boots and saddles, lets grab our kites and milk, weeeeee!!

By Communist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:48 PM | Link to this

Socialist, there is no room for you here. We are going for the full monty, Go Communism!

By Liberals Suck, Cheat And Lie

March 9, 2006 06:48 PM | Link to this

CBS Slants Bush Poll in Favor of Democrats Posted by Greg Sheffield on February 28, 2006 - 08:57.

In its classic “fair and balanced” tradition, CBS slanted in favor of Democrats its poll that found Bush has a 34 percent approval rating and a 59 percent disapproval rating, an all-time high for a CBS poll.

On the bottom of the PDF version of the poll (page 18) it says how many Democrats versus Republicans were contacted.

“Total Republicans” contacted: 272 unweighted and 289 weighted.

“Total Democrats” contacted: 409 unweighted and 381 weighted.

“Total Independents” contacted: 337 unweighted and 348 weighted.

By George

March 9, 2006 06:48 PM | Link to this

Sounds like the Inmates are running the Asylum here.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 06:51 PM | Link to this

Socialist,

aren’t they a hoot?

Every winger on this board fanies him/herself as Sherlock Holmes, but in reality they mirror Inspector Clouseau.

By RE

March 9, 2006 06:51 PM | Link to this

SD,

I have been thinking about that guy and many like him recently. It seems all the noise from the right wing now is so angry and desperate, it is really hurting their cause and the country. The recitation of rhetoric does not have the effect it once did, and now alienates those in the middle. It does not matter if you agree or disagree with GWB, he is the president for the next 3 years and represents our country. Having a president with support so weak is a dangerous situation, what credibility he has left is further diminished by his lack of popularity.

I think there needs to be more Laura baking cookies moments or Condi workout tapes to try to rally some support. If not, for the safety and protection of this country, he should step down

By Liberals Steal From Children

March 9, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

The Air America radio network’s biggest star, Al Franken, and its former chairman, Evan Montvel Cohen, were among the signers of a confidential agreement last November that said the network would repay $875,000 to a Bronx nonprofit organization, the Gloria Wise Boys & Girls Club.

Transfers to Air America from Gloria Wise, for which Mr. Cohen worked as a fund-raiser during the period when he helped launch the liberal network, have surfaced as part of the probe by the city’s Department of Investigation and the state attorney general into “inappropriate transactions” by Gloria Wise. The city has frozen all grants and contracts with the organization, which had an annual budget of $20 million, and many of its programs have been reassigned to other Bronx organizations.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

Calm down, Communist

If I get any more “special” I may get beside myself.

It’s all good.

Have a shot of vodka on me!!

By Communist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

Hey, we here at the AJC do even better. We wouldn’t even post the source of our polls. That’s just not going to fit into our template.

By Communist Democrat

March 9, 2006 06:58 PM | Link to this

Midori, I love you! I would be honored to share a shot of Stoli with you!

By Liberals Will Take Donations

March 9, 2006 06:58 PM | Link to this

By Charles R. Babcock Washington Post Staff Writer Friday, May 27, 1994; Page A01

Hillary Rodham Clinton was allowed to order 10 cattle futures contracts, normally a $12,000 investment, in her first commodity trade in 1978 although she had only $1,000 in her account at the time, according to trade records the White House released yesterday.

The computerized records of her trades, which the White House obtained from the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, show for the first time how she was able to turn her initial investment into $6,300 overnight. In about 10 months of trading, she made nearly $100,000, relying heavily on advice from her friend James B. Blair, an experienced futures trader.

The new records also raise the possibility that some of her profits — as much as $40,000 – came from larger trades ordered by someone else and then shifted to her account, Leo Melamed, a former chairman of the Merc who reviewed the records for the White House, said in an interview.

By Andy's Mom

March 9, 2006 07:01 PM | Link to this

I don’t know if you people saw the paper today but there was some good news in about my Andy!

“Half-ton man down to a “manageable” 400 lbs.” We are so very proud of Andy, like I said we were able to wheel him out for some fresh air last week. I know he seems a little grouchy around here lately, but my boy, (he’ll always be my boy even at 43)is hungry.

Anyway just thought I’d let you in on the good news. We expect one day he might even get himself a girlfriend, or as his uncle thinks a boyfriend.

My “little” Andy

By Liberals Will Take Donations

March 9, 2006 07:02 PM | Link to this

The day after Reid sent the letter, according to the Associated Press, Louisiana’s Coushatta tribe, which already operated a casino, and which was a client of lobbyist Jack Abramoff, but which did not want competition from the Jena tribe, sent a $5,000 contribution to Reid’s tax-exempt Searchlight Leadership Fund. A second tribe represented by Abramoff, the AP reported, also sent Reid’s group a $5,000 contribution. Ultimately, according to the AP, Reid collected more than $66,000 in Abramoff-related contributions.

According to an analysis of Federal Election Commission reports by OpenSecrets.org, (See chart above.) Reid, between 1989-2005, received more than a million dollars in contributions from PACs and individuals connected to the gambling industry. The analysis indicates that Reid received $158,450 (Whew!) linked to MGM Mirage, a company that not only operates casinos in Nevada, but also runs the Beau Rivage casino in Biloxi, Miss., which might have been a nearby competitor to the Louisiana casino contemplated by the Jena tribe. Contributions linked to MGM Mirage comprised the single largest bloc of contributions to Reid.

Pay attention, here’s the motive:

The 2002 letter to Norton was not the only time Reid used his political clout in a way that might have benefited MGM’s gambling interests. In 2002, Michigan then-Gov. John Engler (R.) approved a plan to allow the Bay Mills Indian Community to swap land in the upper peninsula of Michigan for land in Port Huron, an hour from Detroit, so that the tribe could open a casino in Port Huron. The swap of Indian land, however, required congressional approval, and Reid worked against it.

By buff

March 9, 2006 07:25 PM | Link to this

Midori, Stoli, that is my drink of choice when not having bourbon, or was that the communist who said that?

Well, the port deal got deflated. A bunch of pols look stupid, which they are. Bill was rockin’ for DPW; Hill was ranting against the plan. The GOP did one of the worst jobs of PR in the history of politics over the port debacle

This fall’s elections shoudl be a hoot to watch: two incompetent parties drifting on the political seas

By sct

March 9, 2006 07:37 PM | Link to this

Watch it there Buff, your 7:25 post made way too much sense, I don’t know if this blog can handle it.

By Andy

March 9, 2006 07:39 PM | Link to this

“Arbolist … Look up the word. I don’t know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it’s an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.” —George W. Bush, as quoted in USA Today, Aug. 21, 2001

By devil doll

March 9, 2006 07:41 PM | Link to this

welcome back dr. buff. things weren’t the same without you.

i’m also extremely upset that no one has hijacked my identity on this site. andy, rw, buy danish (don’t know him), finch, oo, etc. they all got “jacked.” why didn’t anybody want to be devil doll for a while? it’s a fun trip. really. wtf?

was it midori stealing the names? i’ve got nothing against midori - as long as it has tequila or vodka with it.

i’m very saddened.

By DavidU

March 9, 2006 07:41 PM | Link to this

buff- The GOP did one of the worst jobs of PR in the history of politics over the port debacle

Do we forget the Kerry and the Dem not being able to nail down ONE answer to anything during 2004? Come on, we have you guys beat by a mile, you guys tanked a business deal, we tanked a presidential election.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 07:45 PM | Link to this

Buff!!!

pant

Please watch this, and tell me what you think

Do you agree with Fund?

Are Mafioso who we should be afraid of?

By Midori

March 9, 2006 07:50 PM | Link to this

was it midori stealing the names? i’ve got nothing against midori - as long as it has tequila or vodka with it.

no, it was not me stealing the names, tho several people on this blog made the exact same incorrect leaps in logic in trying to pin it on me.

and I resent it, primarily because they are trying to project their vile behavior onto me. Not everyone gets his or her kicks out of such a huge, monumental waste of time and energy. I’m aware that there are some who do, and because they will do it, they naturally assume the same is true for me.

Much as I resent Midori liquer. That stuff is wicked. There’s also some who have made the leap (again) in thinking I took the name of a bottle of gawd awful liquer.

My name is Japanese, and it means “green”.

It appears I am one of the very few on this blog who does post under her real name.

By Midori

March 9, 2006 07:51 PM | Link to this

David,

I don’t think Buff is a conservative.

he claims he isn’t, anyway.

By Objective Observer

March 9, 2006 07:52 PM | Link to this

Buff:

Keen observation, even with that little rubber suction cup still attached to your heart.

Hope that didn’t make you sad. Brought a gentle smile to my face.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 07:58 PM | Link to this

DavidU,

We are, like TOTALLY agreeing for one brief moment. Way Cool!

By the way, I think the Port deal will be gone and forgotten by the time election day rolls around. There’s not enough there for the Dems to exploit without the tables turning back on them.

By devil doll

March 9, 2006 07:58 PM | Link to this

midori, my apologies. i’ll take you at your word. i agree about the liquer i prefer absithne.

By DavidU

March 9, 2006 07:58 PM | Link to this

New Cartoon.

By getalife

March 9, 2006 08:03 PM | Link to this

Midori uses her real name. Cool name.

That is a good idea

By buff

March 9, 2006 08:35 PM | Link to this

DD, hi

OO thanks, and Mom is OK, but her health is worse than his was, so….. I have two brothers and a sis there

Midori, yeah, I saw the fund talk. This is just another example of government dropping the ball, and I do not care who is in power

Just what the hell is Homeland Security supposed to be doing?

By One of Andy's Pinkos

March 9, 2006 08:35 PM | Link to this

NicJacker “Prime”- Awesome work, happy to help as much as I can with some assorted humor and support. Concentrated will and action CAN defeat encroaching fascism. Wingnuts had just become intolerable with their attacks, distortions, and foul mouths. I just hope and pray that the voters remember their current dissatisfactions and turn out this fall to overthrow King George and his cronies.

DUBAI IS DEAD-NOW LETS GET THE REPUBLICAN SOURCES OF THIS ATROCITY! VOTE THIS FALL OR IT’S MORE OF THE SAME LEADERSHIP WE HAVE HAD. IT’S “TIME FOR A CHANGE”.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 09:05 PM | Link to this

getalife,

Brilliant cartoon.

By Buy Danish

March 9, 2006 09:05 PM | Link to this

One of Andy’s Pinko’s,

How many of us nic-jackers were out there? I think I was doing about a third of it, so I assumed there were at least 2 more. It was a good laugh (I like church. My truck has big wheels…) and from the response from new visitors just having a peek, they thought so too. I’ll continue to play the game- I actually get my intellectual stimulation elsewhere. This is purely for amusement, seeing the ever so dramatic Republitards rant and cry.

By Buy Danish

March 10, 2006 08:58 AM | Link to this

9:05 PM FAKE poster, click on this

Now imagine that I’m the kid in the baby carriage, and you’re the out of work fella.

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