Mike Luckovich

By getalife

March 7, 2006 07:25 PM | Link to this

Well, it does give him an exit strategy.

By DavidU

March 7, 2006 07:32 PM | Link to this

Is it just me or do the ears keep getting bigger and bigger?

By sct

March 7, 2006 07:42 PM | Link to this

If he were Pinnochio his nose sure would be bigger, about 10 feet long by now.

By candide

March 7, 2006 07:45 PM | Link to this

Well, our ambassador to Iraq says that a civil war is with us and also that getting rid of Saddam was a Pandora’s Box. Will Bush buy this? Or will he fire Khalilzad?

By Liberals Suck

March 7, 2006 08:24 PM | Link to this

I guess if General Pinko says there is a “civil war,” that’s good enough for cartoon boy.

I’ll stick with reality if you don’t mind.

By SS&S

March 7, 2006 08:32 PM | Link to this

The libs are always claiming civility over the war-mongers. I guess you could say that this is “their” war. It’s civil.

By DavidU

March 7, 2006 08:37 PM | Link to this

SS&S - Thats what I call reaching just to make a post.

By Socialist Democrat

March 7, 2006 08:38 PM | Link to this

As much as I like ML, I’m not a fan of this particular comic. I did like the one a couple of weeks ago that portrayed Bush as Nixon. That was a much more accurate depiction. Even though it’s supposed to be a dig at GW, having the nation’s worst president ever dressed as the nation’s greatest president ever just kind of turns my stomach.

By Midori

March 7, 2006 08:39 PM | Link to this

DavidU,

DUMBO LIVES!!!!

And here I thought he looked like an ape.

Now he looks like a cross between a chimp and an elephant.

By Midori

March 7, 2006 08:43 PM | Link to this

Candide,

I think he give Osama the presidential medal of freedom, and a box of mangos.

By Socialist Democrat

March 7, 2006 08:43 PM | Link to this

As much as I like ML, I’m not a fan of this particular comic. I did like the one a couple of weeks ago that portrayed Bush as Nixon. That was a much more accurate depiction. Even though it’s supposed to be a dig at GW, having the nation’s worst president ever dressed as the nation’s greatest president ever just kind of turns my stomach.

By AJC Editorial Staff

March 7, 2006 08:45 PM | Link to this

Since we are a bunch of pompous gasbags who consider ourselves to be above all of you common folk, we rarely seek assistance with our in house business matters. We have, however, come across an issue that we don’t quite know how to correct and we would like, just this once, to consult with, as much as we hate to do it, you ordinary people.

We originally had the idea of starting web based blogs that would touch on various subjects of interest. It was our intentions to have these discussion groups dominated by liberal thoughts and content. We had always believed that a typical pinko would be just as smart as we were and would be able to control the Conservative contributors on their own. Well, we couldn’t have been more wrong.

We seem to have developed a serious manifestation of intelligent Republicans in here that are utterly, and without mercy, shaming the liberal participants. This we cannot have. Not only is our ideology getting a major league a-ss whooping, we are getting inundated with emails from paying subscribers who want us to censor these overbearing Conservatives. Believe us, we would very much like to shut this mother down and be done with this humiliation but that would be a sure sign of defeat, and after the last several Novembers we do not wish to suffer further embarrassments.

Thusly, if any of you pinkos can come up with a way to rid us of these domineering superior individuals, we will give you a free subscription to Sunday home delivery.

Thank you for your patronage, you stupid POS liberals!

By Liberals Suck

March 7, 2006 08:48 PM | Link to this

And the winner is!:

Tom Delay!!!!!!!

Yes!!!

Winner Candidate Tom DeLay

And this was an open primary too, any pinko could have went and voted against him. He still kicked a-ss!

A preview of November! Conservatives Rule!

By Midori

March 7, 2006 08:52 PM | Link to this

Liberals Suck,

it really must suck to be you.

Honestly.

I’ve seen 10 year olds make better sense than you do.

I don’t have a problem with Conservatives ruling — just do it someplace else.

By SS&S

March 7, 2006 08:53 PM | Link to this

DavidU - Looking back at the liberal hijackers over the last two days, I would say it wasn’t a reach at all. But you can express your opinion. That is fairplay!!!

By Midori

March 7, 2006 08:55 PM | Link to this

If what you wrote is indicative of “intelligent Conservative content”, you are in BIG trouble.

this gets funnier and funnier by the minute.

Now you’re cheering on criminals.

Wait, you’ve been doing that for five years.

By Midori

March 7, 2006 08:57 PM | Link to this

Liberal “hijackers”?

my word!!!

How’s it going in Bizarro World?

Up is down, and down is up.

Doesn’t that make you dizzy?

and DavidU did have a point: that was a pretty stupid post.

By Mike

March 7, 2006 08:57 PM | Link to this

You ever get the feeling that the AJC editorial board is rooting for Iraq to fail?

By Danielle

March 7, 2006 08:57 PM | Link to this

Pardon me but “AJC Editorial Staff” sense you seem to want to be humorus, perhaps you should dwell on this “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you” So you sit here and decide you are going to make fun of people you honestly don’t know other than through here, basically what you want is for people to start making fun of you. And By The way there are other ways of getting your point accross that are much more polite than that, just simply saying that hey could we please be more kind and considerate in here is a good place to start. oh and FYI that was not in the least bit funny, and it certinly did not take all that many brain cells to think up, so perhaps you should think before you type. Thanks!

By Midori

March 7, 2006 09:01 PM | Link to this

I think the AJC Editorial Board is rooting for mangos.

By DavidU

March 7, 2006 09:01 PM | Link to this

SS&S - I see your point.

By SS&S

March 7, 2006 09:10 PM | Link to this

DavidU - I knew you would. I enjoy your ability to present a reasonable argument on this site. It provokes thought. You don’t seem to take things too personally. Admirable quality!

By DavidU

March 7, 2006 09:10 PM | Link to this

I think we, as a nation, are understating the value of a really good piece of Mango. Even when not ripe, you just put a little bit of salt on it and it’s delicious. I for one can see the positives of our mangos for nukes trade off. LOL

By finch

March 7, 2006 09:52 PM | Link to this

DavidU,

Mangos are potentially a great strategic asset. They must be managed prudently.

Donald Rumsfeld once said, “Sometimes, you have to go to war with the mangos you have, not the mangos you want”.

The Defense Secretary illuminates an important national security issue.

It’s vital that the nation maintain it’s mangos in a top state of readiness, so that the mangos we have are indeed the mangos we want.

Better to be mangoed than fandangoed.

By DavidU

March 7, 2006 09:59 PM | Link to this

Finch - Mangos are potentially a great strategic asset. They must be managed prudently.

Can we really trust this administration with our mangos? I say we outsorce the logistical aspect of keeping the mangos safe to the UAE :)…..It’s a joke, a joke. Relax people.

By DavidU

March 7, 2006 10:05 PM | Link to this

Finch - Mangos are potentially a great strategic asset. They must be managed prudently.

Can we really trust this administration with our mangos? I say we outsorce the logistical aspect of keeping the mangos safe to the UAE :)…..It’s a joke, a joke. Relax people.

By finch

March 7, 2006 10:12 PM | Link to this

DavidU, humor has been lacking here for the past 2 days. I think we can bring it back.

It’s a dirty job, but dammit, SOMEBODY has to do it!

By Midori

March 7, 2006 10:20 PM | Link to this

Finch

:)

By Jay not jay

March 7, 2006 10:21 PM | Link to this

finch, DavidU, please do that by showing how we are providing India with the nuclear secrets. And mangos are better with SUGAR anyway.

finch you sombitch! j/k

By Midori

March 7, 2006 10:22 PM | Link to this

One thing you guys have overlooked: we keep seeing the same guy carrying the mangos over and over.

It’s the same film clip, people!!!!

By Miguel de la familia Robinson

March 7, 2006 10:22 PM | Link to this

And Abe just rolled over in his grave.

By Buy Danish

March 7, 2006 10:25 PM | Link to this

Civil War in Iraq?

I don’t know what it is, but these songs are sticking like Gumbo and grits to my poor ole bones. Those real smart libearalls musta put the spell on me -

“Wishin’ and hopin’ and thinkin’ and prayin’” and “Desperado” - those tunes just keep circlin’ round and round in my head like the fever.

Gotta go rest a spell. I might as well enjoy that music before I goes to sleep.

By Jay not jay

March 7, 2006 10:38 PM | Link to this

Midori, we keep seeing the same flop from you time and time again. I like Brass Monkey better.

By RW

March 7, 2006 10:39 PM | Link to this

Midori-As you have become a poll question it’s only fair that you have the chance to bring in your support.

By Jay not jay

March 7, 2006 10:40 PM | Link to this

American Civil War:Iraq

By Buy Danish

March 7, 2006 10:46 PM | Link to this

Someone or everyone is looking for love in all the wrong places. If you think you’ve got nasty problems in your neighborhood, check this mess out

There’s too much here to even begin to excerpt. You all will just have to read the whole thing and get educated.

By SS&S

March 7, 2006 10:47 PM | Link to this

DavidU - Looking back at the liberal hijackers over the last two days, I would say it wasn’t a reach at all. But you can express your opinion. That is fairplay!!!

By RW-(the original)

March 7, 2006 10:49 PM | Link to this

This reminds me of that classic Oscar winning song “It’s Hard Out Here For a Pimp”.

It’s hard to be upset with an impostor that pimps your blog.

By Buy Danish

March 7, 2006 10:49 PM | Link to this

Someone or everyone is looking for love in all the wrong places. If you think you’ve got nasty problems in your neighborhood, check this mess out

There’s too much here to even begin to excerpt. You all will just have to read the whole thing and get educated.

By Dusty

March 7, 2006 10:52 PM | Link to this

Although pleading innocent, former Atlanta Mayor Bill Campbell was overheard saying “The mangos made me do it!”

By Buy Danish

March 7, 2006 10:53 PM | Link to this

Okay, sorry about the double posting. The newest glitch in the AJC’s poll is that the screen goes white after I post instead of staying on the home page. I hit the “refresh” button by mistake.

Luckily my name is not Yorak. Yorak. Yorak.

By DavidU

March 7, 2006 11:06 PM | Link to this

BD - Thats what I call making a statement. Used condoms on a stick :)

By finch

March 7, 2006 11:24 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

Maybe we could offer the lovers at that yacht club some genuine Harry Potter broomsticks??

(wink wink… inside joke)

By RW-(the original)

March 7, 2006 11:35 PM | Link to this

finch,

I thought that was only a matter of whether you supplied batteries.

By RW-(the original)

March 7, 2006 11:38 PM | Link to this

Could they possibly make this site any more irritating? Sheesh the delay was a god send compared to the post into oblivion.

BigDaddy will be thrilled!

By finch

March 7, 2006 11:41 PM | Link to this

Cripes, now there’s a delay AND a post into oblivion.

What WILL they do next??

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 04:40 AM | Link to this

Yea, Delay!

Just goes to show you that your average Texan can see through the media BS and do what is right for their state.

Want to bet Americans aren’t as stupid as Midori and your average pinko?

DeLay Wins Four-Way Battle for Nomination

With 65%! HAHAHAHAHA.

By AntiRadical

March 8, 2006 04:40 AM | Link to this

What a bizarre piece of eclecticism. “W” as Abe Lincoln/Alfred E. Neuman from “MAD” magazine fame (“What, me worry?”). Don’t think we will ever see GWB’s portrait on any currency, but if ever there was a President who was a dead ringer for Neuman, it’s this one!

“We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make — it would hope — put a free press’s mind at ease that you’re not being denied information you shouldn’t see.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005

By Andy

March 8, 2006 04:48 AM | Link to this

Here’s what a state full of pompous liberals will get you:

The commission, which oversees state utilities, announced yesterday that customers served by Potomac Electric Power Co. (Pepco), Baltimore Gas and Electric Co. (BGE) and Delmarva Power will see annual rate increases between 35 percent and 72 percent. A typical electricity bill for Pepco residential customers will jump by 39 percent, or an average of $468 a year, starting June 1 under the newly set prices. For DPL customers, the price will rise by 35 percent, or $464, also on June 1. BGE customers will see an increase of 72 percent, or $743 annually, starting July 1. The increases are a result of a competitive bidding process among electricity suppliers to provide what is called “standard offer service,” which is set at market rates as utilities buy power from wholesalers. The process is monitored by the Public Service Commission as well as the Office of the People’s Counsel, a state utilities watchdog group

These are the same stupid POS liberals that are suing Walmart for health insurance.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 05:02 AM | Link to this

One former John Conyers, Democrat, Mich, legal counsel, Sydney Rooks, who left the office in 1999, says Mr. Conyers had her tutor his son, John, during working hours and that “she was not given additional compensation for the work,” according to the Hill. She said other staffers had to pick up the Conyers children from school and in effect babysit them in the office. Former staffer Deanna Maher alleges the congressman allowed a former top aide convicted of fraud to obtain a fake passport through the office, and then fled to Ghana. The aide was eventually recaptured and extradited to the United States. She also alleges that Mr. Conyers used his staff to work on the campaigns of friends and relatives, including his wife’s, without taking leave. In 1998, she says, Mr. Conyers ordered her to live in his Detroit home for six weeks taking care of his children while his wife attended law classes. In a Dec. 22, 2004, letter obtained by the Hill, Miss Maher said Conyers staffer Melody Light “conducts her law practice (charging legal fees) out of the congressional office… She has in effect hung out her shingle on [Conyers’] office door.” Says Miss Maher in a Jan. 13 letter to the House ethics panel: “I could not tolerate any longer being involved with continual unethical, if not criminal, practices which were accepted as ‘business as usual’. ” She quit in May. If true, these allegations represent a clear violation of House rules. Using staffers for personal business as babysitters or tutors is exploitation and a blatant misuse of taxpayer dollars. Mr. Conyers had better have a good explanation for all this.

By Kevin

March 8, 2006 06:01 AM | Link to this

Well not sure why abe is used he no started the civil war at all in Usa. As for Iraq n the loon lady of usa nancy sheehan should be sent there n kidnap n see if will get her out…we need more help to stop Iran n syria in bringin Nut balls muslin murders in there ….are just get jimmy carter n clinton to sale are docks next…..after all if clinton did job his 8 years not havin sex. n whitewater n rapes we no had 911 at all here in usa!

By Kevin

March 8, 2006 06:02 AM | Link to this

Well not sure why abe is used he no started the civil war at all in Usa. As for Iraq n the loon lady of usa nancy sheehan should be sent there n kidnap n see if will get her out…we need more help to stop Iran n syria in bringin Nut balls muslin murders in there ….are just get jimmy carter n clinton to sale are docks next…..after all if clinton did job his 8 years not havin sex. n whitewater n rapes we no had 911 at all here in usa!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:21 AM | Link to this

Cynthia Tucker, Queen Pinko, extreme left wing liar:

Take the bill that would allow Atlanta Gas Light to charge customers for construction of $300 million in new pipeline capacity on Elba Island near Savannah. The Public Service Commission should study any such construction proposal in depth to see whether new pipeline is needed and how much consumers should have to pay for it. This bill would enable AGL to bypass much of that process; if it passes the state Senate, AGL will be able to pass the cost on to consumers — who are already struggling with high energy bills — while additional revenue from the pipeline goes to stockholders.

Let’s see, turn on the computer, google the phrase “AGL Elba Island Pipeline” and up pops the truth:

Supporters said the plan, which authorizes AGL to spend up to $300 million for a pipe starting at Elba Island, would increase competition among the carriers of liquefied natural gas and ideally reduce gas costs by increasing supply.

In her defense, I concede that a bleeding heart socialist wouldn’t know the basic capitalist tenets of increased supply equals lower prices.

Nah, I take that back. Queen Pinko apparently gets off hammering on Republicans at the expense of your energy costs. She wants to keep the price inflated so that the GOP looks bad, she doesn’t care what it costs you. And she is counting on your ignorance to get you to go happily along with her misguided agenda.

Enjoy the ride, you stupid POS liberals!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:50 AM | Link to this

We know that the Iraqi Intelligence Service called on its operatives and allies to assassinate Sunni and Shiite clerics and to attack Sunni and Shiite mosques. According to one Iraqi official who read a February 2003 memo from the former director of Iraqi Intelligence, the plan was simple: blame Sunnis for the violence done to Shiites and blame Shiites for the violence done to Sunnis. That document was found in April 2003. Had it been released by now, it might have provided some important context for understanding the mosque attack in Iraq last week.

The U.S. intelligence community has treated the captured documents as if they are little more than a historical curiosity. In fact, for the good of the Americans and Iraqis fighting insurgents in Iraq today, the sooner they are released the better.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:58 AM | Link to this

As for President Bush, the base of those with “a great deal” of confidence in the people in charge of running the White House - i.e., in him - was, at 25%.That’s nothing to write home about. But Mr. Bush can console himself with the news that he has more support than either “the press”- in which only 14% have a great deal of confidence - or Congress, which, at 10% is mired at the bottom of the poll with the lawyers.- NY Sun Editorial.

HAHAHA, Bush is 10% higher than the press.

By PinestrawGuy

March 8, 2006 07:39 AM | Link to this

You can tell Bush is higher than the press by listening to him speak.

“We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace.” — Dubya seems not to mind inviting the comparison, address to U.N. General Assembly, Sep. 21, 2004

“I think war is a dangerous place.” — Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

“In my line of work you gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kinda catapult the propaganda.” - Dubya, May 24, 2005

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 07:42 AM | Link to this

Libs suck,

Re Cynthia Tucker’s misguided economics, maybe we could do what they did to Napoleon and exile her to that Island of Elba.

Come to think of it, I’ll volunteer for the job, as long as I can get the same bennies that Bonarparte got:

He was allowed a personal escort of some 1000 men, a household staff and was given the title Emperor of Elba and rule over its 110,000 people.

The first thing I’d do as Emperor is eliminate tenure for Leftist professors who teach the wacko-economics and revisionist history that “informs” the MSM editorial staffs.

Then I’d free John Conyers’ house slaves.

By AntiRadical

March 8, 2006 07:44 AM | Link to this

Looks like the “LIBERALS” are starting the name calling again today (according to the “Cons”). “Liberals Suck”, “stupid POS liberals”, “Queen Pinko”, “bleeding heart socialist”, “state full of pompous liberals”, “media BS”, “stupid as Midori and your average pinko”, etc. Wasn’t it the “Conservatives” who were complaining about the heated rhetoric and hijacking just yesterday? So far today, it looks like the “Cons” are the culprits, doesn’t it? In looking over the posts for this toon, I can only find this invective in the radical “Con” entries. Radicals assume the rest of us can’t read, that they can deprecate with impunity, or that they can engage in self-hijacking to make it appear that they are the beleaguered, down-trodden, and picked-on. If “conservatives” want to regain any credibility with moderates, they must address the radicals within their ranks. Moderates just aren’t buying the propaganda and invective any longer!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:09 AM | Link to this

AntiR: You stupid POS liberals made a choice several days ago, there is going to be no more “start this or start that,” this what you get from here on out. Enjoy it!

By PinestrawGuy

March 8, 2006 08:14 AM | Link to this

You can tell Bush is higher than the press by listening to him speak.

“We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace.” — Dubya seems not to mind inviting the comparison, address to U.N. General Assembly, Sep. 21, 2004

“I think war is a dangerous place.” — Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003

“In my line of work you gotta keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kinda catapult the propaganda.” - Dubya, May 24, 2005

By seeker

March 8, 2006 08:17 AM | Link to this

Haha. You know that Bush is really in the toilet when his fascist supporters point to the media’s always low ratings and say “Look how GOOD Bushie’s doing???” Haha… why not compare Bushie to other Presidents? He sucks!

And this is a screamer!

Supporters said the plan, which authorizes AGL to spend up to $300 million for a pipe starting at Elba Island, would increase competition among the carriers of liquefied natural gas and ideally reduce gas costs by increasing supply.

Ideally my butt! Ideally GOPugs will get more grease! Greedy wipes.

Remember how deregulation wuz gonna cut energy costs?

Can you say ENRON??

Revisionism, shadow dancing and outright lying that “libruls” can only dream of.

The Emperor has no clothes! Send him to Elba ears and all. And NO servants!

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 08:18 AM | Link to this

Listen up boneheaded “Professional”,

We oppose hijacking of planes, cars and names. We oppose identity theft. Got that? That is the issue. Period.

Everything else you’ve just written is just more blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I am left to conclude that your definition of a “moderate” is someone who cannot bring themselves to take a position FOR or AGAINST hijacking or identity theft.

If I were Emperor of Elba, I would force you so-called moderates to have to pay for all the garbage that you try to sell the rest of us, in the form of a tax on idiotic scribbling.

I pledge that I would use my Idiot Tax to pay off the deficit that you are all so worried about.

Elect Buy Danish Emperor of Elba!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:19 AM | Link to this

After saying the leaders keep pushing back the release date for their legislative proposals, from last November to “a matter of weeks” from now, Post reporters found the reasons: Democrats can’t agree on what they stand for! The mucky-mucks can’t decide whether to run nationalized campaigns or stress local issues. And they can’t decide the right balance between attacking Bush and pushing their own ideas.

The latter, of course, is hard to do if you don’t know what those ideas are.

Not to worry, Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid of Nevada told the paper: “By the time the election rolls around, people are going to know where Democrats stand.”

Remember, these stupid POS liberals are “intelligent.” If you don’t believe me, just ask them.

By PinestrawGuy

March 8, 2006 08:20 AM | Link to this

Your childish invective clearly shows your lack of character. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Wait, I know. When Dubya said “I’m sure that human beings and fish can co-exist peacefully.”, you thought he deserved a Nobel Prize, right?

By finch

March 8, 2006 08:28 AM | Link to this

Remember, friends…

When mangos are outlawed, only outlaws will have mangos!

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 08:31 AM | Link to this

That election ploy was just for show.

I AM the Emperor of Elba, I have a full staff, the deficit is narrowing, and John Conyers house slaves have been freed.

Sound the trumpets - Here’s a new Edict:

Any idiot scribbler who uses any of the the following hackneyed terms to describe or compare The Bush Administration, Republicans, Conservatives, or my Empire will be taxed at a “progressive rate”:

“Neo-con, NAZI, Neo-NAZI, fascist, Enron, Halliburton”

I reserve the right to add to this list when necessary.

If you can come up with something new or original I will consider lowering the tax rate to a slightly less punitive percentage.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 08:35 AM | Link to this

Pinestraw Guy,

Who are you talking too? The only scribbler that has used “invective” recently is “Seeker”, but he’s on your team, so I’m confused.

By Emperor of Elba

March 8, 2006 08:39 AM | Link to this

Just testing out my new title to see how it looks in print.

Hmmmm - Not bad, not bad at all!

I’m still holding “Buy Danish” in reserve, so don’t hijack that name or you will be taxed till you end up in the Elban Isle poorhouse.

By finch

March 8, 2006 08:44 AM | Link to this

Shouldn’t you be the Empress of Elba?

Or is Empress one of those politically incorrect titles, like “stewardess”?

Inquiring minds, and all that!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:45 AM | Link to this

seeker: So why couldn’t Queen Pinko discuss all that in her column? Does she think that you stupid POS liberals are too ignorant to deal with all the relevant facts? Would it cloud the impression she is trying to make of the GOP? You seem to have fallen for her moron chum in the water, you are one of Cynthia’s useful idiots. Congratulations!

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 08:45 AM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a string operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 08:56 AM | Link to this

Now here’s a pinko I can’t argue with, Molly Ivins, normally a stupid POS liberal:

Who are these idiots talking about Warner of Virginia? Being anodyne is not sufficient qualification for being President. And if there’s nobody in Washington and we can’t find a Democratic governor, let’s run Bill Moyers, or Oprah, or some university president with ethics and charisma.

I think Bill Moyers is an excellent choice, y’all.

It gets better:

What happens now is not up to the has-beens in Washington who run this party. It is up to us. So let’s get off our butts and start building a progressive movement that can block the nomination of Hillary Clinton or any other candidate who supposedly has “all the money sewed up.”

Every Democrat I talk to is appalled at the sheer gutlessness and spinelessness of the Democratic performance. The party is still cringing at the thought of being called, ooh-ooh, “unpatriotic” by a bunch of rightwingers.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:01 AM | Link to this

What’s with this suicide bomber “Bushwacker?” Is he posting the same stupid POS liberal message over and over again for the benefit of those of you pinkos who are a little slow on the uptake? Couldn’t we spare the general audience from this mindlessness and just release a few paragraphs at a time, spread the effect of your one single news article over a several day period?

By Madame Elba

March 8, 2006 09:04 AM | Link to this

Please be aware that I will demean any posts of opinions deemed to intelligent for me to handle because I have nothing else to do until my first trick of the day arrives.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:06 AM | Link to this

I’m sorry that union teachers are mad at me. But when it comes to the union-dominated monopoly, the facts are inescapable. Many kids are miserable in bad schools. If they are not rich enough to move, or to pay for private school, they are trapped.

It doesn’t have to be that way. We know what works: choice. That’s what’s brought Americans better computers, phones, movies, music, supermarkets — most everything we have. Schoolchildren deserve the joyous benefits of market competition too.

He’s exactly right, not only that, the fat lazy teacher’s union members need to be challenged. Our kids deserve better than the AFL-CIO!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:07 AM | Link to this

After watchin Brokeback Mountain last night I got real excited cuz its the first time i ever seen sheep in a movie.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:08 AM | Link to this

finch,

When they ixnayed “actress” in favor of “actor”, I assumed that “Empress” was also verboten. Heck, what do I care? I’m the Emperor!

Empress does have a nice ring to it - I’ll try it out. Thanks for your bi-partisan support!

NOTE TO HIJACKERS: I hold the rights to Emperor of Elba, so don’t get any ideas.

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 09:08 AM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:09 AM | Link to this

i use POS cuz i caint ever remembur how many Es are in peeece

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:12 AM | Link to this

i like copmuters cuz i dont have to buy gay porn downtown anymor.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

Look, you Pinko’s know I’m just out for a little attention, a little harmless fun. I have nothing to do all day, bring it on. This is MY blog.

By JJG

March 8, 2006 09:15 AM | Link to this

LS, I’ve already warned several of your head-in-the-sand reactionary buddies here about their love of the word pinko. My god, man, what freaking century are you thugs living in?!! Stop jacking off to those faded Joseph McCarthy and Richard Nixon posters and come up with some new (and yes, relevant) insults! You and your mis-guided GOP ilk are much bigger Pinkos. You’re the new apparatchiks - unquestioningly loyal to incompetent “leaders”. Oh yes, and throw in a healthy dose of intolerance, close-mindedness, and a complete unwillingness to admit ANY and ALL f**k ups. Eevn so, this great nation will somehow survive (and once again thrive) after these fools and you goon supporters are gone.

By Bushwanker

March 8, 2006 09:16 AM | Link to this

**REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”**

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:17 AM | Link to this

This is the best you stupid POS liberals can do?:

By Liberals Suck March 8, 2006 09:07 AM

After watchin Brokeback Mountain last night I got real excited cuz its the first time i ever seen sheep in a movie.

You’re kidding me, right? Is this how you guys do yourselves proud? Am I missing something here? Are there any adults out there?

By Bush

March 8, 2006 09:18 AM | Link to this

IMPEACH JESUS NOW!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

too intelligent you idiot commoner.

Trumpets Sound. New Edict:

Commoners who use direct ad hominems such as “idiot”,”stupid”,”moron”, or who imply that someone else lacks intelligence, must employ correct grammar and spelling when using those terms.

Failure to comply with this edict will be punishable by the most punitive, I mean “progressive” tax rate.

Futher, hypocrisy of any sort will not be tolerated, so anyone who spends time on this blog yet accuses others of having nothing else to do, will be summararily executed in Cyberspace, after your earthly belongings have been confiscated to cover the “Progressive Death Tax”.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:19 AM | Link to this

Just in case anybody trying to decide on a political affiliation missed this:

By Liberals Suck March 8, 2006 09:09 AM

i use POS cuz i caint ever remembur how many Es are in peeece

By Liberals Suck March 8, 2006 09:12 AM

i like copmuters cuz i dont have to buy gay porn downtown anymor.

These liberals would be great to have on your side if you ever get into a schoolyard fight with some second graders. It’s something to consider.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:24 AM | Link to this

It’s not really that I’m unintelligent, just that I lack the capacity to discern right and wrong, wise and unwise, beautiful and ugly, efficient and wasteful, and most importantly- truth and lies.

By Undecided

March 8, 2006 09:26 AM | Link to this

Hey- Thanks LS!! I wasn’t ever sure who to vote for, Bush is kind of dumb, and Kerry was a soldier, but I like the way you talk. You must be a teacher!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 09:28 AM | Link to this

The party of “the people” HAHAHA:

One of my favorite tidbits about Hollywood that I’ve gleaned from the starstruck press is that a great many of its most accomplished stars don’t allow their staffs to look them in the eye. I’m not making this up. It has been reported that Barbra Streisand not only discourages eye contact among staff, but that she required hotel workers to leave her presence only by walking backward. Jennifer Lopez — who had 75 attendants help her prepare for a cameo on Will & Grace — is also reputed to forbid her subalterns to look into the windows of her soul. Sylvester Stallone won’t stand for such effrontery, and Tom Cruise likes to ban eye contact, too, at least while he’s working.

Hey Empress of Elba, are the pinkos allowed to look you in the eye?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:28 AM | Link to this

Libs Suck,

Send them over to Elba and I’ll put them to work cleaning out my royal stables, and tending the royal sheep herd (which they may actually enjoy.

BTW, I had always heard that syphilis came from shepherds having intimate relations with their sheep, so it’s a good thing that penicillin was invented.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:30 AM | Link to this

Cyberdeath to smartass Hijackers!

By getalife

March 8, 2006 09:32 AM | Link to this

Okay, we got your point.

Are you done yet?

You are being ridiculed on other blogs?

Would you like to see it?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:33 AM | Link to this

Libs suck,

Sure, they can look me in the eye, but they still have to walk backwards.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 09:38 AM | Link to this

Back to the cartoon: Bush himself has tried to compare himself to Lincoln.

Again, he failed miserably

By Midori

March 8, 2006 09:41 AM | Link to this

*By Jay not jay

March 7, 2006 10:38 PM | Link to this

Midori, we keep seeing the same flop from you time and time again. I like Brass Monkey better.*

Jay,

I didn’t know my purpose was to provide comic relief for you.

I’ve been talking about the mango angle for a couple days now.

Again, didn’t know I needed to obtain your approval.

Don’t like the joke — move on. Simple as that.

and I don’t know what you’re talking about, re: brass monkey.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 09:43 AM | Link to this

*By RW

March 7, 2006 10:39 PM | Link to this

Midori-As you have become a poll question it’s only fair that you have the chance to bring in your support.*

wow.

thanks, but no thanks.

I can find better uses of my time.

thanks again.

By Liberal Elite

March 8, 2006 09:45 AM | Link to this

Wonderful, as always, Mike! Monkey as Lincoln!

By John

March 8, 2006 09:47 AM | Link to this

LOL! Luckovich rules!

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 09:47 AM | Link to this

DUBYA: Don’t get me wrong. Don’t get me wrong. You said, against affirmative action, is what you said. You put words in my mouth. What I am for is — MARTIN: I just read the speech, Mr. President. DUBYA: What speech? MARTIN: In terms of when you came out against the Michigan affirmative action policy, and —

DUBYA: No, I said was against quotas.

MARTIN: So you support affirmative action, but not quotas.

DUBYA: I support colleges affirmatively taking action to get more minorities in their school.

By Larry Roth

March 8, 2006 09:47 AM | Link to this

Glad someone emailed me to see this page, hilarious! Bush is such a weeney.

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 09:48 AM | Link to this

“If you’re worried about the quality of the education in which you — in the community in which you live, you’re responsible for doing something about it. Just don’t hope for some magic response from a faraway government.” — Dubya

By Melissa Corman

March 8, 2006 09:49 AM | Link to this

ROFL! What a chump! W is the worst!

By Carrie Montcrief

March 8, 2006 09:50 AM | Link to this

Mike, we love you! GW sucks! Funny cartoon.

By Objective Observer

March 8, 2006 09:51 AM | Link to this

GW is without a doubt the worst president of the 20th and probably the 21st century.

By Allison

March 8, 2006 09:54 AM | Link to this

Oh, how funny! Can’t wait to see what the Emperor with No Clothes does next!! It’s hard to believe he was ever elected! What a turd.

By Bradley A.

March 8, 2006 09:55 AM | Link to this

FUNNY CARTOON, MIKE! W WILL MAKE IT EASY FOR DEMS TO REGAIN CONTROL!

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 09:57 AM | Link to this

If you’re like me, you won’t remember everything you did here. That can be a good thing. — Address at Yale University, New Haven, Connecticut, May 21, 2001

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:02 AM | Link to this

Do you have blacks, too? — Question posed to Brazilian President Fernando Henrique Cardoso, with no hint of sarcasm or jest

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:03 AM | Link to this

There is something healthy about people campaigning, saying, this is what I’m for. [Palestinian] President [Abbas] ran on a peace platform. You know, maybe somebody will run on a war platform — you know, vote for me, I promise violence. I don’t think they’re going to get elected, because I think Palestinian moms want their children to grow up in peace just like American moms want their children to grow up in peace. As a matter of fact, I think the people that campaign for peace will win. — White House, May 26, 2005

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 10:04 AM | Link to this

getalife: Here’s something else your stupid POS liberal kook moonbat blogs can use for discussion material- SIUYA.

By Cindy A.

March 8, 2006 10:06 AM | Link to this

I think George Bush is alot like Abraham Lincoln; he is intelligent, thoughtful and, in the end, he will win his war for freedom too.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

NotPearlsofWisdom,

What you can’t comprehend is the difference between government mandated “quotas” and “colleges affirmatively taking action to get more minorities in their school” which is VOLUNTARY. So ha ha ha, the jokes on you.

Of course humorless Socialists have difficulty with these concepts. They are so busy dreaming up ways for the government to intervene in every aspect of our lives, and re-arranging the playing field, that they don’t have any brain-power left to engage in humor that’s actually funny.

By Harold

March 8, 2006 10:09 AM | Link to this

Lincoln and Bush do share alot in common. They were both wrongly chastised by a hostile politically motivated media. But the American public was smart enough to see the media for the lying jackals that they were, it is why Lincoln is honored as one of the greatest. Bush will be too.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:11 AM | Link to this

getalife,

Show us the blogs. We win the war of words anyday, so if you think our feelings might be hurt, think again.

By Kathy K.

March 8, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this

I thought Iraq was supposed to descend into a civil war? If it hasn’t by now, it probably never will. What is the point of this cartoon, has Luckovich been on a drunk for the last week? Why wouldn’t he show Al Qaeda killing children to try and start this civil war? Why is it always Bush’s fault. Is that all your education consists of?

By getalife

March 8, 2006 10:13 AM | Link to this

Thanks, but I will post here.

I was impressed when I saw a poll to vote on RW’s blog.

By Carrie Montcrief

March 8, 2006 10:14 AM | Link to this

Bush doesn’t care about anyone’s freedom! He’s here to make money for Carlisle! The Bush family is big into war profiteering, all the way back to Nazi Germany. Gotta love a soulless capitalist.

By John

March 8, 2006 10:16 AM | Link to this

Harold, you’re sadly mistaken. Bush is the sorriest President America has had in the last 50 years. He was never presidential material to begin with, and he will be the bane of our country for years to come.

By Millie

March 8, 2006 10:17 AM | Link to this

What an embarrassment that jack is to our country. I can’t wait till he’s out of office.

By Campinalla

March 8, 2006 10:18 AM | Link to this

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, George Bush freed the Iraqis. I am proud to be a Republican and an American.

By Lance

March 8, 2006 10:18 AM | Link to this

Ha, excellent job, Mr Luckovich!

If only we could get our troops out.

By Jesus

March 8, 2006 10:19 AM | Link to this

War for oil, now blood for blood. You all should be ashamed.

By Glenn Meers

March 8, 2006 10:20 AM | Link to this

George is so deluded. It’d be sad if the same weren’t true for so many people who voted for that hack.

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Chimpress of Elba - Actually genius, the jokes on you. How do you AFFIRMATIVELY take action to get minorities into schools without some form of affirmative action or QUOTAS. Affirmative Action is layman’s terms is pretty much a quota - or so it became.

By Karen

March 8, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

I could never imagine taking the word of Michael Moore over that of the President of the United States like these liberals have. Is their life really that shallow that they have to stir up hate and animosity against their government to feel important?

By Jesus

March 8, 2006 10:22 AM | Link to this

Pride is one of the seven deadly sins, but then you were never really Christians to begin with.

By getalife

March 8, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

If buff is reading, please go here.

You know, there are good people on this blog. Even if you do not agree with their politics, they have a right to voice their opinions.

By Mason D.

March 8, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

Republicans need to seriously take a look at the blood they’ve spilled, all for cheap gas.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:23 AM | Link to this

Blissful silence from The M Word. Delightful. Or has she come back as “Carrie Montgrief”?

By Alfred

March 8, 2006 10:24 AM | Link to this

You can tell how deeply disturbed these liberals are with their hatred of Bush just by listening to the kook ideas they come up with. It’s all one big conspiracy theory to them. Do they ever wonder why none of their goofy ideas ever comes true?

By Christian

March 8, 2006 10:25 AM | Link to this

This president needs to be impeached, tried for treason, and America needs to get down on its knees and pray for forgiveness.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:25 AM | Link to this

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves, George Bush freed the Iraqis

wrong on both counts.

The Emancipation Proclamation did not free one single slave. The Proclamation referred to slaves living in the Union States, who were already free.

As for “freeing” the Iraqis, some of the photos I’ve seen make me want to hurl. You call that “freedom”? The Iraqis are no more free than the average prison inmate.

We’ve traded one brutal dictatorship for another. The rape rooms are NOT closed — they are open under new management. The prisons are NOT closed — they are open under new management. The people are still being killed, not by Saddam but by us.

Freedom is certainly hazardous to the Iraqis health.

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

“I’m not the expert on how the Iraqi people think, because I live in America, where it’s nice and safe and secure.” — Dubya

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:26 AM | Link to this

“I’m going to spend a lot of time on Social Security. I enjoy it. I enjoy taking on the issue. I guess, it’s the Mother in me.” —George W. Bush, Washington D.C., April 14, 2005

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

“A political candidate who jumps to conclusions without knowing the facts is not a person you want as your Commander-in-Chief.”

By Erwin

March 8, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

I think Bush’s best and most remembered legacy will be his utter destruction of the democratic party. He has single handedly drove them insane, exposing them for the juvenile, immature bunch of hacks that they really are. He has caused them to strap on the explosives belt and detonate themselves, so to speak.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

Karen,

I can’t tell you a single lie Michael Moore has told me, but I can tell you several that Bush has told the American people.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

“In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible — whatever that means.” —George W. Bush, on his time frame for shoring up Social Security, Washington D.C., March 16, 2005

By Jesus

March 8, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

No shame, no brains, just doing Satan’s bidding, how will America ever justify itself to God?

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:27 AM | Link to this

“I want to thank the President and the CEO of Constellation Energy, Mayo Shattuck. That’s a pretty cool first name, isn’t it, Mayo. Pass the Mayo.” - Dubya

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

By Andy

March 8, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

“This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table.” —George W. Bush, Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

By Fallon Morrison

March 8, 2006 10:28 AM | Link to this

There are some seriously deluded Republicans here today.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

Getalife,

that tribute to Buff’s dad was/is SO SWEET of you.

By Andy's Mom

March 8, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

“Because he’s hiding.” —George W. Bush, responding to a reporter who asked why Osama bin Laden had not been caught, aboard Air Force One, Jan. 14, 2005

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

“We got an issue in America. Too many good docs are gettin’ out of business. Too many OB/GYNs aren’t able to practice their — their love with women all across this country.”

By Arnie

March 8, 2006 10:29 AM | Link to this

What short memories these conservatives have, how blind they are to reality, no wonder they elected the idiot king!!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:30 AM | Link to this

“Who could have possibly envisioned an erection — an election in Iraq at this point in history?” —George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

“I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome.” —George W. Bush, defending Vice President Dick Cheney’s pre-war assertion that the United States would be welcomed in Iraq as liberators, NBC Nightly News interview, Dec. 12, 2005

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 10:31 AM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By Eric

March 8, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

Other than the obvious, what’s sad about this is having Dubya mentioned in the same breath with a really good president like Lincoln.

By Liberal Elite

March 8, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

Don’t they have a Gwinnett/N.Fulton/Cobb blog for the OTP’s on Foxnews.com?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 10:33 AM | Link to this

“My thoughts are, we’re going to get somebody who knows what they’re talking about when it comes to rebuilding cities.” —George W. Bush, on rebuilding New Orleans, Biloxi, Miss., Sept. 2, 2005

By getalife

March 8, 2006 10:35 AM | Link to this

Midori,

Thanks, if you see him post please point him to my blog.

By Andy

March 8, 2006 10:38 AM | Link to this

“You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war.” —George W. Bush, on the Sept. 11 attacks, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 10:38 AM | Link to this

Empress of Elba,

Your wisdom is impressive. Like a shining light. There is so much smog. Such as:

Midori’s link to a lib writer is her way of saying Bush was comparing himself to Lincoln. This is what the president said at the opening of the Lincoln Library and Museum: “I am honored to be here to dedicate a great institution honoring such a great American.” That’s the main thought, folks. Honor!

Sounds like Luckovich and Midori think with the same crooked mindset. Anything “goes” if it knocks the president.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By Frank

March 8, 2006 10:40 AM | Link to this

I think Bush’s best and most remembered legacy will be his utter destruction of the democratic party. He has single handedly drove them insane, exposing them for the juvenile, immature bunch of hacks that they really are. He has caused them to strap on the explosives belt and detonate themselves, so to speak.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 10:42 AM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:43 AM | Link to this

*By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 10:21 AM | Link to this

Chimpress of Elba - Actually genius, the jokes on you. How do you AFFIRMATIVELY take action to get minorities into schools without some form of affirmative action or QUOTAS. Affirmative Action is layman’s terms is pretty much a quota - or so it became.*

I know this is beyond your capacity, but if you start at the elementary through high school level and educate the minorities instead of forcing them to go to failing schools, they actually can qualify for higher education and won’t need institutionalized “affimative action” or “quotas”.

If they have some positive influences in their communities and encourage learning, one can countervail the influence of “hate whitey/Uncle Tom” propaganda.

Discourage the popular career goals of pimps(my apologies to bloggers here), gangstas, or one-hit-wonder rap “stars by giving them a decent education and good role-models to look up to.

Shazaam!

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

Dusty,

would you have me quoting a conservative writer?

I think not.

The link isn’t my “way” of saying he compares himself to Lincoln, my words say it. I need not hide behind someone else’s words.

In any event, there’s plenty of cached stories talking about his delusion

Don’t hate the messenger.

The man is obviously deluded.

I’ve also heard him compare himself to Winston Churchill.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

This Bush guy is so lame.

What we need is a pervert in the White House like we had in the 90’s.

I like rapists, abusers of women, somebody that will smear a woman they grope. That’s my kind of action.

Bush will never be the molester in Chief.

By Andy

March 8, 2006 10:45 AM | Link to this

“I think younger workers — first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government — promises that have been promised, benefits that we can’t keep. That’s just the way it is.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:45 AM | Link to this

Eric,

you are so, so right.

Bush taints everything that he touches.

By Candide

March 8, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

Hey, everybody, I found Jesus! I should have listened to you guys, it is so beautiful. He is my Personal Lord and Saviour, his Spirit shall evermore guide me. Blessed be His Name!

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:46 AM | Link to this

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:44 AM | Link to this

This Bush guy is so lame.

What we need is a pervert in the White House like we had in the 90’s.

I like rapists, abusers of women, somebody that will smear a woman they grope. That’s my kind of action.

Bush will never be the molester in Chief.

I’ll thank you not to post in my name. However we DO have a pervert in the White House. We need not go back to the 80’s for that.

By Monica's Man

March 8, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

Midori in on welfare

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:48 AM | Link to this

“But Iraq has — have got people there that are willing to kill, and they’re hard-nosed killers. And we will work with the Iraqis to secure their future.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 28, 2005

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

Bush will never be the molester in Chief.

However, he is the monster in chief.

By Andy

March 8, 2006 10:49 AM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

“We thought we were protected forever from trade policy or terrorist attacks because oceans protected us.” —George W. Bush, speaking to business leaders at APEC Summit, Santiago, Chile, Nov. 20, 2004

By Monica's Man

March 8, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

Midori, I see you learned a new word today….deluded

Now the Ebonics word of the day. ” Omelet” now lets use that word in a sentence….

“I should bus a cap in yo a$$ but omelet you slide dis time”

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:51 AM | Link to this

I like rapists, abusers of women, somebody that will smear a woman they grope. That’s my kind of action.

If that were true, I would have some sort of respect for Tom Delay. Or any of these guys

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:52 AM | Link to this

“I have a record in office, as well. And all Americans have seen that record. September the 4th, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It’s a day I will never forget.” —George W. Bush, Marlton, New Jersey, Oct. 18, 2004

By Eric

March 8, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

I’ve been stalking Code Pink, trying to score me some stupid liberal woman, but I think they are on to me. Usually all I have to do is tell them that Bush sucks and they practically get naked right there. I tried that last nite and she slapped me. There must be some talking points memos being circulated that I haven’t seen. I’m a lib, I should be getting these things.

Lucky for me they didn’t get the message at NARAL, plus the girl was already set up with an abortion revolving line of credit, so I got some!

By Midori

March 8, 2006 10:53 AM | Link to this

By Monica’s Man

March 8, 2006 10:47 AM | Link to this

Midori in on welfare

There was this song I liked in the 80’s: The Freaks Come out at Night”

Guess that’s not true anymore.

How many hours did it take for you to come up with that gem?

By Monica's Man

March 8, 2006 10:54 AM | Link to this

Losers for Bush!!!

I’m not just a member, I’m the club president!!!

By Andy's Mom

March 8, 2006 10:55 AM | Link to this

“After standing on the stage, after the debates, I made it very plain, we will not have an all-volunteer army. And yet, this week — we will have an all-volunteer army!” —George W. Bush, Daytona Beach, Fla., Oct. 16, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 10:56 AM | Link to this

Dusty,

There are a few new bloggers here today on our team that possess some wisdom, common sense, and humor. There are still the “quota” of boring Leftists who can’t think of anything to say for themselves so they hijack my name (past and present identities), and post one quote after another with no meaningful commentary. They’re so tedious.

Time to tax them, but first, it’s time for a snooze.

By Monica's Man

March 8, 2006 10:57 AM | Link to this

Monica’s Man,

you, too, could contribute to society — if only you choose to.

however, comedy isn’t where your talent lie.

By Andy

March 8, 2006 11:00 AM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By The Grinch

March 8, 2006 11:01 AM | Link to this

I think it’s now obvious who is doing the name jacking….MIDORI!! Monica’s man posted something about midori and the next post his name is jacked.

It’s Midori…you piece of crap.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:02 AM | Link to this

“When a drug comes in from Canada, I wanna make sure it cures ya, not kill ya… I’ve got an obligation to make sure our government does everything we can to protect you. And one — my worry is that it looks like it’s from Canada, and it might be from a third world.” —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 11:02 AM | Link to this

Midori,

You can link or quote anybody you want. You can exercise freedom of speech. But it would be nice if you told the truth sometimes instead of some twisted opinion backed by “pretzeled” propaganda.

You seem to have a good mind. What happened?

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Monica’s Man,

are you confused? Or just talking to yourself?

I find that people who yell “welfare” have lost the battle before it begins.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Monica’s Man,

We think Midori is over here.. Scroll down for the poll question…

Don’t forget to vote, but don’t try to vote twice or you’ll get slapped - this is a fair poll.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

“Another example would be the Dred Scott case, which is where judges, years ago, said that the Constitution allowed slavery because of personal property rights. That’s a personal opinion. That’s not what the constitution says. The constitution of the United States says we’re all — you know, it doesn’t say that. It doesn’t speak to the equality of America.” —George W. Bush, St. Louis, Mo., Oct. 8, 2004

By The Grinch

March 8, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

Midori you forgot to change back to your name on the 10:57 post. HAHAHA, that is awesome!!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

*By Monica’s Man

March 8, 2006 10:57 AM | Link to this

Monica’s Man,

you, too, could contribute to society — if only you choose to. however, comedy isn’t where your talent lie*

Attention hijacker:

The edict reads that you have to use correct english. It’s “lies” not “lie”, so you just got taxed.

Your version sounds ghetto-ized.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:07 AM | Link to this

By The Grinch

March 8, 2006 11:01 AM | Link to this

I think it’s now obvious who is doing the name jacking….MIDORI!! Monica’s man posted something about midori and the next post his name is jacked.

It’s Midori…you piece of crap.

The only piece of crap here is you.

You’re a liar and a phoney.

I suspect you are the one doing this.

I’d even bet on it.

I have NOT posted ANYTHING under anyone else’s name.

I don’t need to play those games.

I repeat: I have NOT posted ANYTHING under anyone else’s name.

Go play your games with someone else.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

“I think it’s very important for the American President to mean what he says. That’s why I understand that the enemy could misread what I say. That’s why I try to be as clearly I can.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:09 AM | Link to this

Dusty,

You can link or quote anybody you want

thank you - I’ll continue to do so.

thanks again.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

By The Grinch

March 8, 2006 11:04 AM | Link to this

Midori you forgot to change back to your name on the 10:57 post. HAHAHA, that is awesome!!

I’ll say it again — I think it’s you.

Very suspicious how you came out of nowhere hurling these accusations, especially right after that stuff was posted.

You are fooling no one.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:10 AM | Link to this

Uncovering legitimate facts is a problem for me. My other greater problem, which clouds my thinking, is that I couldn’t get lucky in prison with a handful of pardons. Now that’s just sad, don’t you agree?

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:11 AM | Link to this

Attention hijacker:

The edict reads that you have to use correct english. It’s “lies” not “lie”, so you just got taxed.

Your version sounds ghetto-ized.

You listening, Grinch?

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 11:11 AM | Link to this

“I saw a poll that said the right track/wrong track in Iraq was better than here in America. It’s pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 23, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:12 AM | Link to this

Midori Exposed!!

Scroll down to vote.

Sorry to repeat this, but under the circumstances, I cannot resist.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:03 AM | Link to this

Monica’s Man,

We think Midori is over here.. Scroll down for the poll question…

Don’t forget to vote, but don’t try to vote twice or you’ll get slapped - this is a fair poll.

I think it is so cool that some of you are so rattled by me that you would go to these lengths.

I must be doing something right!!!

This is just so cool!!!!!!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:13 AM | Link to this

“We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That’s why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental — supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel.” —George W. Bush, Erie, Pa., Sept. 4, 2004

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 11:15 AM | Link to this

Midori,

You’re welcome. Anytime.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 11:16 AM | Link to this

“I hope you leave here and walk out and say, ‘What did he say?’” —George W. Bush, Beaverton, Oregon, Aug. 13, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:16 AM | Link to this

I know all about the ghetto - that’s where I go to score crack. And to give head.

That only happens when I run out of money. But I still like it.

If you want any more tips on how to talk ghetto, just check with me first.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

Thanks you for directing everyone to the poll, Empress.

I’m flattered, really.

I am just SO cool!!!!!

By The Grinch

March 8, 2006 11:18 AM | Link to this

Midori is busted…..I have seen no one jacking a liberal name. It’s been only conservative names jacked….

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:20 AM | Link to this

Grinch/Empress/Monica’s Man,

Much as I appreciate your obsession with me, I must now leave you and get to work.

Good work on that poll.

I am just so cool!!!

ta, everyone.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

Pinko’s WN, I mean Liberals Suck, did I tell you about last night? Rick was eating, made me laugh until I had a quif and my of my blisters popped. It was so FUNNY!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:21 AM | Link to this

Dusty,

I think that Midori may have been “educated” by one of these proFessors or an approximate fascimile

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

“As you know, we don’t have relationships with Iran. I mean, that’s — ever since the late ’70s, we have no contacts with them, and we’ve totally sanctioned them. In other words, there’s no sanctions — you can’t — we’re out of sanctions.” —George W. Bush, Annandale, Va, Aug. 9, 2004

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:22 AM | Link to this

Oh, and before I leave.

Thank you Dusty for the encouragement.

Here’s another post with quotes - this time from your side.

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 11:23 AM | Link to this

That’s so sick, BD. Is this empress thing a side effect of your herpes?

By The Grinch

March 8, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By The Grinch

March 8, 2006 11:24 AM | Link to this

I wish they had a Dr.Seuss news site. I can’t handle the big words.

By getalife

March 8, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

RW says I am a vicious lib and my name was hijacked.

On CNN,” the port deal is dead.”

GOP revolt, Frist ducking questions.

You can tell the elections are coming.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

Grinch,

that’s just not true. Someone did it to Eric. Just scroll up to 10:53.

What am I to do with you people?

Just give it up. We know it was you, and you’re trying to put the blame on me.

However, I will give you props for originality.

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

Buy Danish - But until then … Affirmative quotas, I mean action! The only control universities have over minorities entering college is enrollment.

I wholeheartedly agree about beginning from the bottom, but that’s not what the quote was about.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:25 AM | Link to this

So anyway, Andy was begging for it in the back door, and I said, I wouldn’t do it to you with Ann Coulter’s you-know-what! ha ha ha

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 11:26 AM | Link to this

“I wish I wasn’t the war president. Who in the heck wants to be a war president? I don’t.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

Grinch,

You meanie. This is for you

By BD Sillybeatch

March 8, 2006 11:27 AM | Link to this

Nothing makes my SUV hum like the blood of dead Iraqis and American troops!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

Oh, Dusty, no, I’ve always been delusional! Why do you think I’m so taken with the Republican party?

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

It is awfully hard to realize there can be peace in a place like the Middle East. — Georgia Institute of Technology, Atlanta, Georgia, Mar. 27, 2002

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 11:30 AM | Link to this

“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 11:31 AM | Link to this

Our nation must come together to unite. — Tampa, Florida, Jun. 4, 2001

By PearlsofWisdom

March 8, 2006 11:32 AM | Link to this

I have said that the sanction regime [against Iraq] is like Swiss cheese. That meant that they weren’t very effective. — Presidential press conference, White House, Feb. 22, 2001

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By finch

March 8, 2006 11:36 AM | Link to this

Question for the Empress,

Since you decree that the word “neocon” be banned (like “pinko” should be, dontcha think?), what should we call people who call themselves “conservatives”, but with their love of huge deficits, mindless foreign entanglements, and government by edict, are anything but?

With that in mind….

Divisive Republicans are now like rats. They eat their young.

[“Oh, it won’t make any difference whether Republicans or Democrats are elected this fall to the rest of us. After all, with Republicans in charge of Congress and the White House for the last six years, spending has increased way beyond anything we imagined during President Clinton’s eight years in office.}(http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=49161)

“Republicans have also shown that they don’t really care more about national security than their Democratic opponents. Just look at our still-unguarded borders…

“So, as far as I am concerned, I don’t have a dog in this race. Republicans have so badly mangled any opportunity they had to show the American people a distinction between the two parties that I’m at the point where I wish for a plague on both their houses.”

And this is the unified party with a plan? Makes the Democrats look downright organized.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 11:38 AM | Link to this

By The Grinch March 8, 2006 11:01 AM

I think it’s now obvious who is doing the name jacking….MIDORI!! Monica’s man posted something about midori and the next post his name is jacked.

We busted her the other day, red handed. She’s a stupid POS liberal, what do you expect?.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:40 AM | Link to this

The Fake Empress said:

*By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:29 AM | Link to this

Oh, Dusty, no, I’ve always been delusional! Why do you think I’m so taken with the Republican party?*

Actually, you ridiculous little imposter, I was a Democrat before I switched to the Republican Party, but I am first and foremost a Conservative (with a Libertarian side).

I couldn’t stand being around you nattering nihilistic nabobs of negativity, so I fled your team, and have never looked back.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

“I mean, if you’ve ever been a governor of a state, you understand the vast potential of broadband technology, you understand how hard it is to make sure that physics, for example, is taught in every classroom in the state. It’s difficult to do. It’s, like, cost-prohibitive.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 24, 2004

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

Look’s like it is recess at elementary school, all of the little stupid POS liberals have taken leave of us.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 11:48 AM | Link to this

“I want to thank my friend, Senator Bill Frist, for joining us today. You’re doing a heck of a job. You cut your teeth here, right? That’s where you started practicing? That’s good. He married a Texas girl, I want you to know. Karyn is with us. A West Texas girl, just like me.” —George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., May 27, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

Has anyone else noticed? When I fill up my Yukon on days when a lot of soldiers have died, the gas is more expensive! Why I never would have voted in a war hawk had I known this would happen! How many Iraqis have to die to get a cheap ride to Walmart?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 11:49 AM | Link to this

It’s kindof funny how Midori’s gone and all the little suicide bomber hijackers are gone too.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

And leaving for the Republicans was my way of turning my back on reality.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 11:51 AM | Link to this

I love my dog. I mean, I LOVE my dog.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 11:52 AM | Link to this

al-thoe, my dog doesn’t due it fur me like Jeb Bush, now he is a hunk of man.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:54 AM | Link to this

And I thought, “Why be depressed with real concerns, like global warming, efficient vehicles, and black hurricane victims?

I want an SUV, so I can look down on everyone!”

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 11:55 AM | Link to this

“Iraqis are sick of foreign people coming in their country and trying to destabilize their country.” —George W. Bush, interview with Al Arabiya Television, May 5, 2004

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By Stupid Pinko Woman

March 8, 2006 11:57 AM | Link to this

The American Medical Association is warning girls not to go wild during spring break. All but confirming what goes on in those “Girls Gone Wild” videos, 83 percent of college women and graduates surveyed by the AMA said spring break involves heavier-than-usual drinking, and 74 percent said the break results in increased sexual activity.

Well, how else are we supposed to have fun?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 12:05 PM | Link to this

“My so-called relationship with Bush, Rove, and everyone else at the White House has only become important because, instead of just releasing details about the very few times I was there, they created a feeding frenzy by their deafening silence. The Democrats are going overboard, virtually insisting I was there to plan the invasion of Iraq. This is why this non-story grabbed headlines for weeks.”

That would be Jack Abramoff, clearing his conscious.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 12:07 PM | Link to this

“My job is to, like, think beyond the immediate.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 21, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:11 PM | Link to this

Libs Suck,

Midori may have gone vroom vroom and off to work, but all the suicide hijackers have not gone. My name is still being used in their vain by these ridiculous imposters who are on Midori’s team.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 12:12 PM | Link to this

No nickname hijackers, no Midori, interesting.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:16 PM | Link to this

Attention FAKE Empress:

I do not drive a Yukon, or anything approaching a Yukon, so please try to come up with some fresh ideas. Your attempts at humor are as stale and moldy as old bread.

Or perhaps recess will be over soon and you will go back to your classroom?

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 12:18 PM | Link to this

“They could still be hidden, like the 50 tons of mustard gas on a turkey farm.” —George W. Bush, on Iraqi weapons of mass destruction, Washington, D.C. , April 13, 2004

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 12:20 PM | Link to this

“We’re still being challenged in Iraq and the reason why is a free Iraq will be a major defeat in the cause of freedom.” —George W. Bush, Charlotte, N.C., April 5, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

“God loves you, and I love you. And you can count on both of us as a powerful message that people who wonder about their future can hear.” —George W. Bush, Los Angeles, Calif., March 3, 2004

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 12:21 PM | Link to this

“Recession means that people’s incomes, at the employer level, are going down, basically, relative to costs, people are getting laid off.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Feb. 19, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

I almost missed this classic quote from the fake empress:

*By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 11:50 AM | Link to this

And leaving for the Republicans was my way of turning my back on reality.*

You got it, dunderhead! I saw the reality of what the Democratic Party had become, and I turned my back on that miserable reality.

By Andy

March 8, 2006 12:22 PM | Link to this

“The march to war affected the people’s confidence. It’s hard to make investment. See, if you’re a small business owner or a large business owner and you’re thinking about investing, you’ve got to be optimistic when you invest. Except when you’re marching to war, it’s not a very optimistic thought, is it? In other words, it’s the opposite of optimistic when you’re thinking you’re going to war.” —George W. Bush, Springfield, Mo., Feb. 9, 2004

By getalife

March 8, 2006 12:24 PM | Link to this

Jack singing to Vanity Fair is a good read.

What a mess in Washington.

Where is Newt?

By Andy's Mom

March 8, 2006 12:25 PM | Link to this

“Just remember it’s the birds that’s supposed to suffer, not the hunter.” —George W. Bush, advising quail hunter and New Mexico Sen. Pete Domenici, Roswell, N.M., Jan. 22, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:27 PM | Link to this

finch,

I do not agree with everything that Bush does, and he is an honorable man and I trust his instincts.

The same cannot be said for Clinton (either one), Gore, or Kerry.

BTW, here’s another reason why I am no longer a Democrat

I cannot abide by their politically-correct rules.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:28 PM | Link to this

“I was a prisoner too, but for bad reasons.” —George W. Bush, to Argentine President Nestor Kirchner, on being told that all but one of the Argentine delegates to a summit meeting were imprisoned during the military dictatorship, Monterrey, Mexico, Jan. 13, 2004

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:30 PM | Link to this

But I do have a sense of humour, such as appreciating Bush’s speech on global warming

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 12:32 PM | Link to this

Yes, ethnically unclean (non-white) persons should be kept at their place and only use service entrances. The downside is that there are no more full service gas stations.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 12:35 PM | Link to this

“The march to war hurt the economy. Laura reminded me a while ago that remember what was on the TV screens — she calls me, ‘George W.’ — ‘George W.’ I call her, ‘First Lady.’ No, anyway — she said, we said, march to war on our TV screen.” —George W. Bush, Bay Shore, New York, Mar. 11, 2004

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 12:40 PM | Link to this

It’s kindof funny how Midori’s gone and all the little suicide bomber hijackers are gone too.

By Scooter

March 8, 2006 12:49 PM | Link to this

Out of all these Bush qoutes, why have I not seen the best Bushism ever, excluding teh misunderestimated. Never a truer word has been spoken about liberalism; “the soft bigotry of low expectations”.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 12:52 PM | Link to this

Today’s hijacker can’t seem to get past the “Bushisms.” They seem to have taken over his/her expansive thought if he/she has any. Pick, pick, pick or CHOOSE an argument for debate. You’re wasting your opportunity and your time.

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 12:53 PM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By Daniel

March 8, 2006 01:06 PM | Link to this

One more image shot with the sleeves rolled up should do it. “Low expectations”? When are you going to demand high expectations from the government? When are you going to hold them to high strandards? You can’t seem to bend over far enough.

By "F" the President

March 8, 2006 01:07 PM | Link to this

Funny how the “Con”victs come onto what they know is a liberal blog to make trouble, make rear-ends of themselves, are dispensed with, and claim that “they” have been attacked. Typical “Con”vict mentality; no one ever guilty in the “Con” world. They are so very, very, abused; poor babies!

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 01:20 PM | Link to this

“We actually misnamed the war on terror. It ought to be the Struggle Against Ideological Extremists Who Do Not Believe in Free Societies Who Happen to Use Terror as a Weapon to Try to Shake the Conscience of the Free World.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 6, 2004

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 01:25 PM | Link to this

I’m the master of low expectations.”—George W. Bush, Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 01:27 PM | Link to this

BigDaddy testing…

RW, the real Midori is number three. buff is thrilled (as we all are)…

For the whiny name-jacking “progressive” - BigDaddy drives a Denali. What of it?

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 01:29 PM | Link to this

“You’re free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it’ll take time to restore chaos and order — order out of chaos. But we will.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 01:30 PM | Link to this

“F” the President - is your “Con”vict play on words an attempt to be rhetorically clever, or are you just asinine? BigDaddy is having trouble deciding…

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 01:32 PM | Link to this

Still with the delay! BigDaddy demands to be heard immediamente! Why must John Triplett (ajc online gm) slow us so?

By Scooter

March 8, 2006 01:33 PM | Link to this

Daniel, I don’t know if you were addressing me, but I simply fight to keep the power out of government’s hands. While liberals want to give more and more power to them and then complain about what government does with it. Without the competitive forces of the free market government will never operate efficiently, nor will they willingly relinquish the powers they have been given by the left. Look at today’s republicrats. The less power and control they have the less damage they can do.

Support the FairTax and take the power back. They can hide too much from the public in the current “pregressive” tax code.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 01:34 PM | Link to this

Once again!

Today’s hijacker can’t seem to get past the “Bushisms.” They seem to have taken over his/her expansive thought if he/she has any. Pick, pick, pick or CHOOSE an argument for debate. You’re wasting your opportunity and your time.

By Voice of Reason

March 8, 2006 01:35 PM | Link to this

How much longer do we have to put up with this nonsense? This board has taken a sharp turn toward ridiculous.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 01:38 PM | Link to this

For all those who hate the delay and the name-jacking, this is how to contact John Triplett. Let’s all light up his inbox…

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 01:39 PM | Link to this

“I think war is a dangerous place.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 01:43 PM | Link to this

Yay! BigDaddy has joined the ranks of the name-jacked by a puerile punk! OOOO, aren’t we clever? We can take someone’s screen name and make them say things. Grow up…

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 01:45 PM | Link to this

VOR, amen to that…

BigDaddy abhors name-jacking from either side of the political aisle. Light up John Triplett and let him know how you feel…

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 01:53 PM | Link to this

Anyone who is so obsessed with comprehensive speak would also have to deride “ebonics” as well as those “unwilling to assimilate to the language of the U.S.”

Somehow I think this guy/girl is not willing to do that. What could possibly be the reasoning behind this? Oh, that’s right…..

Today’s hijacker can’t seem to get past the “Bushisms.” They seem to have taken over his/her expansive thought if he/she has any. Pick, pick, pick or CHOOSE an argument for debate. You’re wasting your opportunity and your time.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 01:55 PM | Link to this

“Security is the essential roadblock to achieving the road map to peace.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 25, 2003.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 01:57 PM | Link to this

Bushwacker,

Facts conveniently omitted

From 1944 to 1956, Bush was a member of the Yale Corporation, the principal governing body of Yale University. From 1947 to 1950 he served as Connecticut Republican finance chairman, and was the Republican candidate for the United States Senate in 1950, losing to Senator William Benton by only 1,000 votes. The following year, Bush was Connecticut chairman of the United Negro College Fund, and was one of the UNCF’s earliest supporters

When posting your Nazi dot connections, don’t forget to include the chapters which reveal that Averell Harriman was a liberal, John Forbes Kerry’s ancestors were opium smugglers, and Ted Kennedy’s father was a Nazi sympathiser.

By No Wonder They're Spoiled

March 8, 2006 02:00 PM | Link to this

Instead of working, they spend all day on blogs. Gotta love Republican “workers”

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 02:09 PM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By RW-(the original)

March 8, 2006 02:14 PM | Link to this

Civil war in Iraq cartoons seem to be a theme today. This one I’ve linked is far more accurate.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 02:16 PM | Link to this

Yay! Clever name-jacker strikes again! And is so funny in the process! And makes such relevant points!

Name-jacking is only for cowardly punks, no matter what your political beliefs. Name-jacker, you are neither astute, nor amusing. You are however, the very end result of this clip

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 02:20 PM | Link to this

Big Daddy,

I have sent an email to John Triplett - Thanks for the link.

Let’s hope that they get off their arses and do something about these tedious imposters.

By RE

March 8, 2006 02:21 PM | Link to this

Anyone find is slighlty odd that the US is pushing Iran, who signed the non proliferation treaty, and has not weaponized or would be able to for a decade any nuclear weapon, in the UN for inspections of all facilities and a halt to the operations it is currently performing. Three days ago GWB went to India, a country who did not sign the NPT, does have weaponized nucs, and performed testing back in 1998 which helped bring more tension to the indopak region. India now gets more nuc info from us and a promise not to inspect any of its nuclear facilities.

Can you see how many other countries in the world no longer trust the US, we have no standard, and obey no treaty.

By FU GOP

March 8, 2006 02:21 PM | Link to this

Help, Identity Theft! Now the three people who used to take my posts seriously won’t pay attention to me anymore!

By finch

March 8, 2006 02:22 PM | Link to this

Empress,

I agree that “English First” businesses should not be punished.

Arapahoe County Colorado Road and Bridge Department employee Mike Gray should not be singled out for promoting English.

But blaming his troubles on Democrats is misleading.

Arapaho County’s Board of Commissioners (and its politics in general) are dominated by the GOP./Elected%20Officials/Elected%20Officials%20List%20&%20Links%202006.htm)

By wgb

March 8, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

If he were Pinnochio his nose sure would be bigger, about 10 feet long by now.

U R Talking about Ol’ Slick Willy Klintoon, right?

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

Why would today’s terrorist choose to continue to pick, pick, pick at something so mundane. Well, let’s examine the possibilities. He is addressing a persistent wound incurred by:

He/she is always falling down, and the wound (scab) is something he keeps inflicting upon himself due to his clumsiness and that is somebody else’s fault.

He/she a crack addict (resulting in persistent scabs) and he/she can’t find the motivation of desire to kick the habit and that is somebody else’s fault.

He/she is unable to find a job due to lack of education and must therefore become a scab during Union strikes and that, too is somebody else’s fault. OR,

Today’s terrorist can’t seem to get past the “Bushisms.” They seem to have taken over his/her expansive thought if he/she has any. Pick, pick, pick or CHOOSE an argument for debate. You’re wasting your opportunity and your time.

By RW-(the original)

March 8, 2006 02:25 PM | Link to this

Dude, where’s my civil war?

BigDaddy,

No way number three is the real Midori.

By finch

March 8, 2006 02:34 PM | Link to this

Empress,

I’ll agree partly with your assessment of President Bush. I don’t think he’s evil, or even rabidly dishonest. Within his little world, his code of ethics is quite respectable.

But he’s dumb as a box of rocks. He lets some really sleazy people (Rove, Cheney) work him like a puppet. He is not a leader.

He is the Potemkin President.

The only reason I’d vote for the likes of Bush is if he were running against the likes of Hillary.

By Big Daddy

March 8, 2006 02:35 PM | Link to this

Big Daddy says name jackers are idiots. Yea, Big daddy says they are cowards. Big Daddy doesn’t like name jackers. Big Daddy is not amused. Big Daddy says put a stop to this. Big Daddy wants this to end. Big daddy is sick of this . Big Daddy is going out tonight. Big Daddy loves my fellow Republicans. Big Daddy drives a truck. Big Daddy no wimp.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

Well my post was omitted due to its’ vicious content??? Seems as you will only be able to submit ??vicious?? comments at a pace determined by the AJC. Progress? Not enough in this poster’s opinion.

My ??vicious?? post was relative to today’s terrorist and the fact that he is doing “A heckuva job,” not unlike Brownie, who I believe to be equally moronic in his abilities. Let’s see how long the delay is.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 02:38 PM | Link to this

RW, stop ruining my afternoon. Number three is Midori. All we need is the Empress to decree it is so.

Empress?

By Duh George

March 8, 2006 02:39 PM | Link to this

There will bea delay of up to 5 minutes before your comment appears.

Can’t you dumb republicans read, this has been here since day one.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 02:40 PM | Link to this

RW,

I continue to be somewhat amused and pleased of your obsession with me.

That is just too cute!!!!

However, I would never think of giving you so much acknowledgment or credibility.

When I leave this blog, that it — I’m done. Finished. Kaput. I don’t give any of you a second thought.

To that end, I would never waste my time blogging specifically about you, or polling about you, or posting in your name. The same is true for several others on this board.

That makes absolutely no sense. Such an awful waste of time and energy.

However, I find your obsession so very humorous and telling.

I’ve got to be doing something right. Or is it envy?

People mostly mock what they are afraid and/or envious of.

Anyway, if you are interested in constructing a shrine, I’d be more than happy to forward you a picture.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 02:44 PM | Link to this

“[A]s you know, these are open forums, you’re able to come and listen to what I have to say.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Oct. 28, 2003

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

Name-jacker, BigDaddy is not a Republican. You, however, are not even clever enough for your cowardice to be even slightly entertaining. Are you so bereft of ideas that this is the best you can do for entertainment? Go and watch this, and let the grown-ups talk for a while.

Duh George, while that text has always been there, the delay is actually a recent addition. If you’d been following along for a while, and not engaging solely in name-jacking and adolescent behavior, you would have known that.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 02:48 PM | Link to this

When I leave this blog, that it

edited to correct that to “When I leave this blog, that’s it.

So call off the Eubonics police, please.

thank you.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 02:51 PM | Link to this

People mostly mock what they are afraid and/or envious of - Midori

Midori, BigDaddy thinks this might explain our resident jacker…

By RE

March 8, 2006 02:54 PM | Link to this

I still think the name jacker is funny, You would have to take yourself pretty seriously if getting name-jacked upsets you. No one here is going to change anyone elses mind anyway.

But you have to admire the speed and dedication to keep jacking names, I mean it is almost a post a minute at some times for hours on end, the name jacker has time to kill

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 02:55 PM | Link to this

Big Daddy,

Sound the trumpets…

I decree that number 2 is the real Midori.

She is number 3 only in her wildest dreams -minus the oddly sized finger which her subconscious has learned to block out.

Methinks that Big Daddy is allowing his personal preference to interfere with his common sense.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 02:57 PM | Link to this

Midori, I prefer your post in ebonics - it makes for a zestier read:

RW,

I continue t’be somewhut amused and pleased uh yo’ obsession wid me.

Dat be plum too cute! Preach it loud, bruddah!! Preach it loud, bruddah!

However, ah’ would neva’ dink uh givin’ ya’ so’s much acknowledgment o’ credibility. Slap mah fro!

When ah’ leave dis blog, dat it — I’m done. Finished. Kaput. Man! ah’ don’t cut any uh ya’ some second dought. Man!

To dat end, ah’ would neva’ wuzte mah’ time bloggin’ specifically about ya’, o’ pollin’ about ya’, o’ postin’ in yo’ dojigger. De same be true fo’ several oders on dis bo’d.

Dat makes absolutely no sense. Such an awful wuzte uh time and energy. Slap mah fro!

However, ah’ find yo’ obsession so’s very humo’ous and tellin’.

I’ve gots’ta be hangin’ sump’n right. Man! Or be it envy?

Sucka’s mostly mock whut dey is afraid and/o’ envious of.

Anyway, if ya’ is interested in constructin’ some shrine, I’d be mo’e dan happy t’fo’ward ya’ some picture.

Courtesy of The Dialectizer

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 03:00 PM | Link to this

Big Daddy is right! Name-jackers are bad and should be exposed.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 03:01 PM | Link to this

“I glance at the headlines just to kind of get a flavor for what’s moving. I rarely read the stories, and get briefed by people who are probably read the news themselves.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 21, 2003

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:02 PM | Link to this

RE,

I’m tempted to hijack your name and print a lot of assinine and tedious nonsense, but hardly anyone would notice the difference from your real posts, so its not worth the effort.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:03 PM | Link to this

Empress, I suppose that would match better with her Dialectized post, and while I’ll accept your decree, I have to say this - Midori, you’ll always be #3 to me, even if some others here think you’re a whole bunch of #2…

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:08 PM | Link to this

Name-jacker’s other computer hobby? - NSFW-ish ads and language…

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 03:10 PM | Link to this

I wonder what you have to do to be deported these days. Here is a guy with his picture on the front page of the AJC identified as an “illegal immigrant” and I’ll bet he will be back at work tommorrow.

DHS doesn’t even have to look very hard, just pick up the paper to find an illegal immigrant and an idea of where the rest are in Georgia. I’ll bet nothing happens either.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:11 PM | Link to this

Name-jackers non-computer hobby?

By RE

March 8, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

Someone seems a little peeved today.

Poor girl, are they picking on you?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:12 PM | Link to this

Big Daddy,

Number 2 has just the perfect combination of clueless arrogance, hence it is the clear winner.

Rest assured that since I am a benevolent dictator, you are free to enjoy all 3 candidates to your heart’s content without fear of retribution.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 03:13 PM | Link to this

“I urge the leaders in Europe and around the world to take swift, decisive action against terror groups such as Hamas, to cut off their funding, and to support — cut funding and support, as the United States has done.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 25, 2003

By Big Daddy

March 8, 2006 03:16 PM | Link to this

Let this be a lesson to all. If the group decides we don’t like a person we will encourage the name jacking, as in the case of Midori. However if it is some we like we will make phone calls, e-mail, and pout.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:20 PM | Link to this

Big Daddy,

I think I also found a picture of one of the name-jackers, lurking incognito

Warning: for mature audiences only.

Gosh, I guess that means that the name-jacks can’t even view their own photo. Oh well, such is life on the Isle of Elba.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:23 PM | Link to this

Name jacker - BigDaddy doesn’t encourage name-jacking of anyone. BigDaddy quoted Midori, and attributed appropriately. Grow up, coward…

By Dusty

March 8, 2006 03:26 PM | Link to this

RE,

Maybe you could tell us what is funny about these name jackers? It is total deceit and childish. Which of those do you think is funny?

I’ve been gone over three hours from my computer. It seems that I have done more posting during those three hours I was gone than I have done in the last 24. C’est la guerre of the brainless child.

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:28 PM | Link to this

“Now, there are some who would like to rewrite history—revisionist historians is what I like to call them.” —George W. Bush, Elizabeth, N.J., June 16, 2003

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:29 PM | Link to this

RE: (N) a dullard; a humorless snark. His posts aRE REally immatuRE and boring to REad.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:32 PM | Link to this

Dang, my link to the p*** didn’t work - a darned good photo too. Oh well. We still have our imagination.

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Danish: a half-baked pastry; filled with cheese!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:38 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

I just wish that when, and if, the AJC kicks these losers off the blog that they would print their email addresses so we may send them proper going away presents.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 03:39 PM | Link to this

Bushwacker,

You are repeating yourself, or has someone hijacked your whole message?

By sct

March 8, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

What a joke this place has become. Empress and Daddy don’t like the name hijacking then proceed to belittle and put down those that don’t agree with them. Throw in Andy and of course there will be those that try to sabatoge this blog. It seems to me that you people are more upset with this person taking away YOUR blog, the one you people hijacked from ML. What a bunch of hypocrits. Mike L should be ashamed to have his name associated with this cr@p. Some of you need to get a life outside this blog. Now go ahead fire away.

By jenn

March 8, 2006 03:42 PM | Link to this

Hi Midori, Andy and RW! Lots going on today

By jenn

March 8, 2006 03:44 PM | Link to this

Right on Empress! Welcome!

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:46 PM | Link to this

Yay! Name-jacker strikes again - at least that post was an attempt at humor. But why are you such a coward that you have to post, what is an admittedly funny line, under BigDaddy? Don’t you have a date to get to?

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:48 PM | Link to this

sct, could you please cite where BigDaddy has “belittled” anyone? BigDaddy has only asserted today that he does not like name-jacking or the delay. I’m curious how that can be translated into “belittling”. Inquiring minds and all that…

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 03:50 PM | Link to this

Funny how the “Con”victs come onto what they know is a liberal blog to make trouble, make rear-ends of themselves, are dispensed with, and claim that “they” have been attacked. Typical “Con”vict mentality; no one ever guilty in the “Con” world. They are so very, very, abused; poor babies!

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:51 PM | Link to this

sct, let me rephrase - BigDaddy has not “belittled” anyone other than the Name-jacker. I’d hate to assume your defense of said Name-jacker amounts to tacit approval…

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:55 PM | Link to this

Name-jackers aren’t mean! They’re just misunderstood. And live under a bed. And cry themselves to sleep… But they need love, too!

By jenn

March 8, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

Name jacking has been on the rise the last few days…. whats up?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 03:58 PM | Link to this

Hey sct, I found your brain. It’s right here——>.. Kicking liberals and their lack of ideas in the a-ss is not hijacking a blog dickhead, I mean, pinhead. You don’t like getting your intellectual a-ss kicked then go to school, clown.

You stupid POS liberals are too lazy, ignorant and degenerate to better yourselves enough to counter the wisdom of the Conservatives. That ain’t our problem, win elections and establish a government agency to help gimp retarded liberals keep up with the debate.

By Liberals Eat Excrement

March 8, 2006 04:01 PM | Link to this

Hey, if the Conservatives are the ones stealing names, how come I have to keep changing mine?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 04:03 PM | Link to this

*By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 03:37 PM | Link to this

Danish: a half-baked pastry; filled with cheese!*

Name-jacking fool, is it too difficult for you to come up with anything original? Do you have to rely on half-baked ideas?

Hint: The goal of humor is to make people laugh. All you are doing is making people wince.

By jenn

March 8, 2006 04:03 PM | Link to this

Maybe not hijacking the blog, but the original people in here that have “friendly” debates, if you will, will leave, because this blog is turning useless and crumy. It’s just rude to post a stupid unrelated comment under someone elses name. Thats what internet chat rooms are for….

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 04:11 PM | Link to this

Jenn,

I used to be “Buy Danish” but these tedious children had no brains or ideas of their own, so they stole my identity.

The worse part is the abundance of whining liberals who actually take the side of these name-jackers and then have the gall to accuse us of being “mean”.

Unsympathetic and desperate Losers, one and all.

By finch

March 8, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

jenn,

There’s been a turf war here for the past couple of days fueled by name shifters and outright name jackers. It hasn’t been pretty.

Some of us have taken refuge in RW’s blog. Political debate, but without as much personal invective.

Try it out.

By getalife

March 8, 2006 04:12 PM | Link to this

I will post among the hijacker blog terrorists.

Did you know Dungya won an oscar?

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 04:13 PM | Link to this

jenn, you are correct. Name-jacking is the last resort of cowards who are unable to debate a cogent argument. Eventually, Name-jacker will move on to some other pastime, and adults will be able to talk again. BigDaddy longs for the day.

And on that note, in the effervescent words of that noted genius, Ryan Seacrest - BigDaddy Out…

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 04:16 PM | Link to this

Look at this punk a-ss at 3:50. Sorry mofo talking about shaming a Con, it can’t even post under their own name. Isn’t that some s-hit? This a-sshole is probably rattling the side of their playpen like some make believe harda-ss, at least until their mommy comes along and slaps them in the face for making too much noise. Cripple.

By RE

March 8, 2006 04:19 PM | Link to this

BD and Dusty, you never contribute anything here of substance anyway, you are the cheerleaders for the GOP. Some guy using your name does not really take away anything from the blog, you never had much to say aside from a few snide comments or cheering for W.

The funny part is watching how seriously you take yourselves and get upset about it.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 04:22 PM | Link to this

RE,

From your lips to Goddess’ ears……..

By jenn

March 8, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

I like you “BuyDanish”! Or Empress, now! Kinda sux whats going on here, I’ve been witnessing it for the last few days now.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

RE,

Sure dude, whatever you say. Yawn…

By Midori

March 8, 2006 04:24 PM | Link to this

Getalife:

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

that is too funny!!!!!

Crash

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:25 PM | Link to this

“Plans were announced to raise $300 million for the George W. Bush Presidential Library. $300 million. That’s almost $150 million per book.”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:26 PM | Link to this

“President Bush says America has caused an incredible transformation in Afghanistan. He said everything’s being rebuilt, people are getting jobs, kids are going back to school. He said it works so well that he’s thinking of trying it in New Orleans.”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

“President Bush, talking about the port deal, he said we Americans have nothing to fear from the Dubai government running our ports. I know a good way for President Bush to convince everyone of that — let the Dubai government handle his security. Hey if it’s good enough for us, it should be good enough for him.”

By Bill Maher

March 8, 2006 04:27 PM | Link to this

“The president has arranged for al Qaeda to guard our ports. This is part of his new plan to fight them here so we don’t have to fight them there.”

By RE

March 8, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

the rats are leaving the ship

This is in reference to the CATO institute, which I have a good deal of respect for, not to call them rats or anything

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

“President Bush now says he didn’t know about the Dubai port deal until after it was approved. Apparently this is part of the White House’s ‘Don’t ask him, don’t tell him’ policy.”

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 04:28 PM | Link to this

RE: Buy Danish and Dusty add more to this blog in one post than you’ve contributed the whole time I’ve been here. It’s that simple.

By David Letterman

March 8, 2006 04:29 PM | Link to this

“President Bush is letting an Arab company run ports. That’s like letting Robert Blake take your wife to dinner. President Bush said that the port deal is not a security threat. That’s what he said, this is not a security threat. Remember, this is the same guy who said ‘Mission Accomplished.’”

By David Letterman

March 8, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

“The comic book makers of ‘Batman’ have announced that Batman will go after Osama bin Laden. So you see Bush does have a plan.”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:30 PM | Link to this

“The president said we must continue to find new sources of oil. The only place he doesn’t want any drilling, ‘Brokeback Mountain.’”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

“President Bush gave his State of the Union address. … Did you notice, a lot of Republican congressmen were not applauding President Bush. It’s hard when you’re wearing handcuffs.”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:31 PM | Link to this

“President Bush said that Bill Clinton has become so close to his father, he is like a brother. Which is great because it gives the first President Bush the smart son he never had.”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:32 PM | Link to this

“The government is scheduled to launch a mission to Pluto. Apparently this is President Bush’s last chance to find those weapons of mass destruction.”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

“In his speech President Bush said we need to rebuild Iraq, provide the people with jobs, and give them hope. If it works there maybe we’ll try it in New Orleans.”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

“President Bush is planning on spending Thanksgiving out at his ranch in Crawford. And you know how he always pardons the White House turkey? Bad news for the turkey: There are three cabinet members ahead of him.”

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 04:33 PM | Link to this

Thanks, now I know why late night talk show hosts are on in the late night. It’s kind of like why someone would become a political cartoonist, you know, make a career out of one thought.

Ever check any of these stupid POS liberals ratings?

By Tina Fey

March 8, 2006 04:34 PM | Link to this

“Bush’s overall approval ratings have hit an all-time low … If Bush’s numbers don’t improve, he could become the first president held back and forced to repeat his presidency.”

By Conan O'Brien

March 8, 2006 04:35 PM | Link to this

“For the first time ever, Republicans in Congress — Republicans! — are demanding to know the president’s exit strategy from Iraq. Yeah, in response the president said I have an exit strategy, I’m leaving office in 2008.”

By Conan O'Brien

March 8, 2006 04:39 PM | Link to this

“President Bush traveling a lot these days. You notice that? Last week, Bush was in Latin America, and later this week he’s going to Asia. The trips are all part of Bush’s new domestic plan, ‘Don’t blame me, I wasn’t even there.’”

By jenn

March 8, 2006 04:41 PM | Link to this

Good Lord, late night came early….

By David Letterman

March 8, 2006 04:42 PM | Link to this

“Now here’s some sad information coming out of Washington. According to reports, President Bush may be drinking again. And I thought, ‘Well, why not? He’s got everybody else drinking.’”

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:43 PM | Link to this

“Today President Bush asked if his visit to the hurricane zone would count toward the service time he still owes the National Guard.”

By RE

March 8, 2006 04:46 PM | Link to this

4:43, that was funny

By jenn

March 8, 2006 04:50 PM | Link to this

Looks like “late night” ran everyone off. Y’all have fun speaking amongst yourselves…

By Jay Leno

March 8, 2006 04:51 PM | Link to this

“Even President Bush returned $6,000 given to him by that creepy Jack Abramoff guy. But Bush said he hadn’t done anything with the money. In fact, it still had the original strings attached.”

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 04:51 PM | Link to this

Some deep intelligent reasoning from the pinkos at Daily Kos:

So we didn’t kill off Cuellar, but we gave him an a* whooping where none was expected and made him sweat. That’s the reason why [Sen. Joe] Lieberman is sweating in Connecticut and lining up his dog and pony endorsement shows to flex his muscle. He can’t take for granted that a no-name businessman with no political experience and zero connections in his state’s political establishment will be a non-factor, not with what we’ve done for people like Dean and now Ciro.

Ciro lost his election, we all know about Dean (aaaararrrrrrggggyyeeeee.) Keep up the good work, Kosy’s.

By jenn

March 8, 2006 04:52 PM | Link to this

Hi RE!!! At least one familiar name is around

By finch

March 8, 2006 04:55 PM | Link to this

LS,

“Ever check any of these stupid POS liberals ratings?”

Ratings for Letterman, Leno and Conan dwarf those of O’Reilly, Hannity and Scarborough.

So who’s the POS?

By Dick Cheney

March 8, 2006 04:56 PM | Link to this

Bush or Chimp

By RE

March 8, 2006 04:58 PM | Link to this

Hi Jenn, Interesting today isn’t it. All the familiars are run off. I still find it amusing how seriously some of these folks take themselves, as if it were there lifes mission and someone posting under their name was a travesty.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 05:01 PM | Link to this

Good news these days is hard to find. But for no good reason. The mainstream media highlight and overhype America’s failures and challenges, from the slow response to Hurricane Katrina to mistaken intelligence on Iraq, giving the impression that a dark cloud hovers over the land. Yet, obscured by the day-to-day hyperventilating of the press lies the most underreported news story of our time: Americans today are better off than at any time in history and are overwhelmingly optimistic about the future.

Newspapers dutifully report on the “poverty rate,” which has remained relatively stable over recent decades, but it’s important to put that statistic into context. While there are many in this country who experience truly serious deprivations, the typical American living below the poverty line owns a car; has air conditioning, a cell phone, and a microwave; and lives in a home that isn’t overcrowded. Nearly half own their own homes. In terms of access to material goods and life improving technologies, a poor household today is far better off than the average household in 1950.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 05:03 PM | Link to this

Girlie Bush

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 05:04 PM | Link to this

finch: Let’s see, the stupid POS liberals are on free TV, while Hannity and company are on pay TV. Do you need any help sorting this out?

Limbaugh dwarfs all six of them put together, by the way.

By finch

March 8, 2006 05:06 PM | Link to this

RE,

the nic-jacking is a bit rude and distracting, though.

IMHO.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 05:10 PM | Link to this

RE: You most likely don’t understand what the problem with name jacking is because you are a clown. You don’t take yourself seriously at all, do you?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 05:15 PM | Link to this

How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

By Scooter

March 8, 2006 05:16 PM | Link to this

I think it is awesome to allow people to make fools of themselves. Unfortunately he/she is further denegrating themselves more than we conservatives.

Suport the FairTax and take the power back from the politicians and be suspicious of the source of their opposition, for power is intoxicating to them.

By Scooter

March 8, 2006 05:22 PM | Link to this

Bush Light Bulb Spin

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it’s conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 05:24 PM | Link to this

Libs suck,

Their moral relativism even extends to name-jacking.

No wonder they can’t actually grasp the real issues that face us as a nation. Sheesh.

By RE

March 8, 2006 05:24 PM | Link to this

Thanks , your opinions are very important to me, you are doing a heckofajob Libby

By Karl Rove

March 8, 2006 05:26 PM | Link to this

Roe vs. Wade

Q: What’s George Bush’s position on Roe v. Wade?

A: He really doesn’t care how people get out of New Orleans.

By RE

March 8, 2006 05:28 PM | Link to this

BD; always a sure choice for a reality check.

You have no concept of irony do you?

By Pat Robertson

March 8, 2006 05:29 PM | Link to this

Bush and the Bible: A Letter to George Bush Dear President Bush,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God’s Law. I have learned a great deal from you and understand why you would propose and support a constitutional amendment banning same sex marriage. As you said “in the eyes of God marriage is based between a man a woman.” I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination… End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God’s Laws and how to follow them.

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God’s word is eternal and unchanging.

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 05:30 PM | Link to this

“I’m also not very analytical. You know I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.” —George W. Bush, aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003

By Tommy Franks

March 8, 2006 05:30 PM | Link to this

Three Brazilian Soldiers

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“OH NO!” the President exclaims. “That’s terrible!”

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 05:31 PM | Link to this

RE - So…you’re post, more than likely got overlooked in this mindless shuffle of the he/she, which you find so amusing. And tell me RE, I’ve never seen you take anything too personally on this site.

What personal characteristic can you claim that this guy/girl is lacking? An unbiased analysis please.

By General Beau Lee, Ph.D.,

March 8, 2006 05:33 PM | Link to this

Bush and Groundhog Day

This year, both Groundhog Day and the State of the Union address occur on the same day. As Air America Radio pointed out, “It is an ironic juxtaposition of events: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication while the other involves a groundhog.”

By Postmaster General

March 8, 2006 05:34 PM | Link to this

The Bush Stamp

The Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Bush. The stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After a month of testing, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

1) The stamp is in perfect order.

2) There is nothing wrong with the applied adhesive.

3) People are spitting on the wrong side

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 05:38 PM | Link to this

Anybody who knew anything at all about God’s love wouldn’t say that his word is unchanging or quote from the Old Testament as God’s law. All believers know that Jesus Christ died for our sins and that to Live in Christ renders meaningless the laws of the Old Testament.

It’s something you stupid POS liberals can’t comprehend.

By Monica Lewinsky

March 8, 2006 05:39 PM | Link to this

George Bush and Sex

Much has already been published about the sexual preferences and notorious behavior of former President Clinton.

However, little has been reported on the sexual practices of the current Commander-in-Chief. It has recently been learned that the President and Mrs. Bush only make love with Laura Bush on top since George W. Bush can only f**k up.

By RE

March 8, 2006 05:41 PM | Link to this

SS&S, I have read and re read your post, and cannot understand what you are asking. Is it that you want me to tell you what I think is wrong with the “Name Jacker”?, or is it that you want me to compare myself to him, I cannot figure it out

By Tony Blair

March 8, 2006 05:41 PM | Link to this

The Coded Message

After numerous rounds of “We don’t even know if Osama is still alive,” Osama himself decided to send George W. Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let the President know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain’s MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply “Tell the President he’s holding the message upside down.”

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 05:41 PM | Link to this

RE,

Actually I have a very fine sense of irony, and I employ it frequently and artfully. If you’d care to scroll up the blog to early this morning when I “became” the Empress, you would see that I managed to use irony to parody a slew of liberal games such as progressive taxes, ad hominems, hypocrisy, the death tax, ignorance, et cetera. I did it with humor and all the patience I could humanly muster.

Tell me when you have EVER used “irony”. Or try right now - it’s never too late.

By Klintoon

March 8, 2006 05:42 PM | Link to this

This cartoon is stupid….the only civil war in IRAQ is the one that the NY Times invented and is trying to start.

Luckovich is a communist, always has been.

By Amtrack

March 8, 2006 05:44 PM | Link to this

The Bushes and Clintons on a Train

George and Laura Bush and Bill and Hillary Clinton are traveling by train to the Super Bowl. At the station George and Laura each buy a ticket and watch as Bill and Hillary buy just one ticket. “How are the two of you going to travel on only one ticket?” asks George W, astonished at what he is seeing. “Watch and learn,” answers Hillary.

They all board the train. George and Laura take their respective seats but Bill and Hillary cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, “Ticket, please.” The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand… The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Bushes see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea, so after the game they decide to try a similar plan on the return trip.

When they get to the station, they see the Clinton’s at the window buying a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Clinton’s see that the Bushes don’t buy any ticket at all. “Aren’t you taking a terrible chance by traveling without a ticket?” says Hillary. “Live and learn,” answers Laura Bush.

When they board the train the Bushes cram themselves into a toilet and the Clintons cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train leaves the station, George W. leaves their toilet and walks over to the Clinton’s toilet, knocks on their door and says, “Ticket, please.”

And you’re still trying to figure out how the Democrats lost that election.

By RE

March 8, 2006 05:44 PM | Link to this

“Anybody who knew anything at all about God’s love wouldn’t say that his word is unchanging or quote from the Old Testament as God’s law. All believers know that Jesus Christ died for our sins and that to Live in Christ renders meaningless the laws of the Old Testament”

So does that include the 10 commandments as well?

By National Gaurd

March 8, 2006 05:45 PM | Link to this

Iraq vs. Vietnam

Q. What’s the difference between the Vietnam War and the Iraq War? A. George W. Bush had a plan to get out of the Vietnam War.

By RE

March 8, 2006 05:47 PM | Link to this

BD; always a sure choice for a reality check.

That was ironic, I really did not mean you were a good choice for a reality check, you live in your own world

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 05:49 PM | Link to this

Read the Bible, RE.

By Queen Elizabeth

March 8, 2006 05:51 PM | Link to this

George W. Bush’s Intelligence Quiz

While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says that it is to surround herself with intelligent people. He asks how she knows if they’re intelligent.

“I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen. “Allow me to demonstrate.”

She phones Tony Blair and says, “Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

“Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

“Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Helms hems and haws and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting of other senior senators, and they puzzle over the question for several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

“Now look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?” Powell answers immediately, “It’s me, of course, you dumb a*.”

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!” And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong, you dumb a*, It’s Tony Blair!”

By RE

March 8, 2006 05:53 PM | Link to this

I have, can you tell me what parts I should ignore? It is very confusing, should I ignore all of the old testament, or just leviticus, or just the laws….you are confusing me.

By RE

March 8, 2006 05:54 PM | Link to this

5:45, another funny one. This is turning more into a joke blog though

By Midori

March 8, 2006 05:56 PM | Link to this

et cetera

et cetera

et cetera

now someone thinks she is the King of Siam.

By RW-(the original)

March 8, 2006 05:58 PM | Link to this

RE,

When we said the blog was turning into a joke you complained. Have you been converted?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 05:59 PM | Link to this

RE,

That’s not “irony”. Try again.

There are few things more irritating that you and your endless posts about NOTHING, except your uncanny support for the wrong side of a very clear issue.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:00 PM | Link to this

RE: If you had actually read the Bible you wouldn’t have silly questions to ask.

By Abbott and Costello

March 8, 2006 06:04 PM | Link to this

Hu’s On First

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What’s happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That’s what I want to know.

Condi: That’s what I’m telling you.

George: That’s what I’m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow’s name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya’ asking me for?

Condi: I’m telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I’m asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That’s the man’s name.

George: That’s who’s name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That’s correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don’t want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

By RE

March 8, 2006 06:06 PM | Link to this

RW, No, I still think it is funny, look at BD with her panties in a bunch, now that is funny. I am waiting to hear her explain to me what irony is because apparently I am mistaken. See I thought it was when you said one thing but meant the exact opposite. EX:

Hey, I want Ted Kennedy to drive me home!

See, that is ironic because in general, it is best not to let Ted drive, or go hunting with Dick Cheney, or be an intern for Bill CLinton. But apparently my definition is incorrect so I am waiting for BD to correct me

By This Justin

March 8, 2006 06:08 PM | Link to this

You people think you can PICK and CHOOSE what parts of the Bible you want to? WRONG, WRONG, WRONG. God hates soldiers that KILL PEOPLE just as much as he hates ABORTION DOCTORS!!! Especially when people VOLUNTEER TO kill and get PAID for it, just like soldiers do!!! REPENT, its not too late.

Another thing, JESUS HATES PUBLIC PRAYER, it should be banned by a constitutional amendment, stop disobeying JESUS!

Thou shalt NOT KILL!!!!!!!!!

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:08 PM | Link to this

Ann!

Although I must tell you, overall, this Academy Awards ceremony was a major strategic retreat by Hollywood. Despite all their Bolshevik bluster about how Democratic politicians won’t stand up to Republicans, the Hollywood left is as scared of decent patriotic Americans as the Democrats are.

She must know some chickens-hit name jackers.

“Brokeback Mountain” did not win best picture, “Munich” won nothing, and the Palestinian suicide bombers movie won nothing. There was no angry self-righteousness from Vanessa Redgrave against “Zionist hooligans,” or from Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon for the Haitian boat people. There was no Bush-bashing. There was no Michael Moore. The host was not Whoopi Goldberg, so that’s a big fat reward to every man, woman and child in America right there.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 06:10 PM | Link to this

I’ll ask again!

RE - So…you’re posts, are more than likely getting overlooked in this mindless shuffle of the he/she, which you find so amusing. And tell me RE, I’ve never seen you take anything so personally on this site that it reduced you to the kind of behavior that this hijacker exhibits and which you seem to find so amusing.

What personal characteristic can you claim that prevents you from adopting such childish antics. You have always been above this kind of behavior. Why?

By RE

March 8, 2006 06:10 PM | Link to this

My Bible is not redacted, so I do not know which parts to ignore, could you go over that again. Are the 10 commandments valid or not? Or is it just Leviticus. And where does it say that the leviticus does not apply?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:18 PM | Link to this

RE: Try reading the Bible while you are sober, if you have the strehgth to do it.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 06:18 PM | Link to this

Speaking of getting lost in the shuffle, why doesn’t anyone pay me any attention? I’m the most ignored person here? Am I that boring?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 06:19 PM | Link to this

REally annoying RE,

I just wasted my time re-reading your NOTHING posts, and they are completely devoid of irony - at least any irony that was intentionally employed by you.

I did find one UNintentionally ironic post where you took the wrong side on the Iran debate, and stated that there is nothing to worry about for 10 years.

That’s right, little ironic RE knows more than Bush, Cheney, Rice, Negroponte, The CIA, FBI, NSA, The European Union, and the rest of the INFORMED world. RE says, there’s nothing to worry about! Contain ‘em, appease ‘em, and get the UN’s permission when that plan fails.

It’s scary, clueless people like you who keep me awake nights, as I wonder if we have enough people left on this planet with enough balls to defeat evil.

By RE

March 8, 2006 06:20 PM | Link to this

SS&S I guess it would be a sense of humor, and I find it better to actually debate a difference in point of view rather than an outright mocking, provided the person on the other end of the debate can respond in kind. Of course this is always interspersed with name callers and “drive by” rantings, but on the balance there are a good number of people here with interesting ideas that differ from my own that I can learn from.

But no one is above being mocked from time to time, if you have a sense of humor, it does not effect you very much

By BigDaddy

March 8, 2006 06:23 PM | Link to this

“The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself.” —George W. Bush, Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003

By RE

March 8, 2006 06:23 PM | Link to this

Is it in the foot notes or something, should I get the NIV or KJV? I still have not found a part that says, “ignore this”, apparently you have and I am just trying to find out which parts to ignore.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 06:24 PM | Link to this

On a documentary by the History Channel the other night. Prior to WWII, hollywood directors took the lead to speak out against the atrocities being committed against the jews in Europe. This was done while the U.S. government was maintaining a neutral stance on the war.

Why you ask! Because many hollywood directors had not long been removed from those atrocities, and empathy was intact.

Today, there exists no such empathy for the truly oppressed. We live in a make-believe world where we think that as long as we behave civil, so will the rest of the world. Reality?????

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 06:26 PM | Link to this

Hijacker at 6:18 and the question remains intact.

By RE

March 8, 2006 06:29 PM | Link to this

BD, do you have any solutions for world problems that conclude with something other than “and then the bombing starts”?

By Mitchell King

March 8, 2006 06:32 PM | Link to this

If we can turn Imperialist Japan and Nazi Germany into peaceful republics then we can help Iraq form a Constitutional Republic. This doesn’t happen overnight people. Wake up and read some history.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 06:33 PM | Link to this

RE - So do you feel as though your opportunity to debate an issue has also been hijacked today? Don’t you find that as insulting as all of us do?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:34 PM | Link to this

RE: Your last response to SS&S sounds alot like you are stoned, so you haven’t fulfilled my latest request.

It will be good for you.

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:43 PM | Link to this

“When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:48 PM | Link to this

WASHINGTON —Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, a potential White House candidate in 2008, said Wednesday some Republicans are trying to create a “police state” to round up illegal immigrants.

“Don’t turn your backs on what made this country great,” she said, calling the measure “a rebuke to what America stands for.”

Totally ignoring the laws of the United States (illegal immigrants) is what made America great? Ooops, I forgot, we are talking about the Clintons, the law doesn’t apply to them and that’s great!, gosh, silly me…

By RE

March 8, 2006 06:48 PM | Link to this

Nor have you, where can I purchase a redacted Bible?

SS&S, I guess it takes more than that to insult me. The oppertunity to debate has always been a little scant as there are too many idealogues on both sides hurling insults and refusing to acknowledge the possibility that a differing opinion, while you may not agree with it, still has validity. Actually I think if there where some meaningful dialouge here that would engage and interest people, the “name Jacker” would subside, but who knows?

By Danish Fruit Roll-Up

March 8, 2006 06:53 PM | Link to this

RE: You’ll never get a straight answer from the “Anti-Christs”. It’s why they are being ridiculed so much. These idiots think that Midori is responsible for the hundreds of posts here over the past couple of days.(wrong- hee, hee, hee) They make up their morals as they go, pick and choose what they wish from the Bible, and are about as “Christian” as Abdul B’hai. Maybe I’ll let ‘em alone for a while to see if they have learned how to play nice. If not, have you heard the one…

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 06:55 PM | Link to this

RE,

You are so blind that you don’t even recognize a problem that the entire world knows exist right now. We don’t have 10 years for wankering.

Meanwhile you are hurt and offended that everyone is fed up with you today because you don’t even see that name-jacking is wrong. This is not even a subject that has 2 sides, but you managed (ironically) to find it.

Maybe if your sacred U.N. had taken a position against it and signed a treaty it might have made sense to your thick skull.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 06:57 PM | Link to this

I’m just wondering who the Empress will morph into next? Marie Antoinette perhaps?

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 06:57 PM | Link to this

Alright RE, a teaser: Romans 10:4 (Hear the Word of God) Christ is the end of the law so that there may be righteousness for everyone who believes.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 06:59 PM | Link to this

These idiots think that Midori is responsible for the hundreds of posts here over the past couple of days.

They do seem “preoccupied” with me, don’t they?

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 07:00 PM | Link to this

I think if there where some meaningful dialouge here that would engage and interest people, the “name Jacker” would subside, but who knows?

CLASSIC appeasement mentality on display!

RE, you are unbelieveable. Replace the word “namejacker” with “Iran”, “Iraq”, Islamofascism - virtually any issue of national security, and we have your head in the sand view of the world. And that’s putting it politely.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 07:05 PM | Link to this

RE - I have seen you withstand the insults, but that didn’t stop people from reading your posts and knowing who they could be attributed to. People weren’t confused as to where you stood. Granted, insults do abound here and aren’t necessary.

So why do you think this guy/girl has chosen to hijack this site without debating one specific issue other than he/she thinks Bush has no command of the english language and is lacking intelligence.

Many conservatives here would agree on Bush’s command of the english language or lack thereof, but they really don’t see it as terribly relevant. It really is not a topic worthy of debate by intelligent people now is it? Your opportunity is being taken from you as well as everybody else here. Just thought you might realize that, but maybe not.

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:10 PM | Link to this

So does that mean Christ ended the law before him (that would include the 10 commandments), or that he is the final part of the law? See, 2 ways to interpret something

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 07:12 PM | Link to this

Midori - To assume that everybody here was pre-occupied with you would assume that we were occupied with you in the first place. Nothing could be further from the truth. Live with that reality!!!

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 07:13 PM | Link to this

“One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 07:18 PM | Link to this

Highjacked at 7:13. By someone without convictions of any value.

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:19 PM | Link to this

SS&S,

In the past hour I have been called drunk, blind, stoned, clueless, a POS, an appeaser, and most hurtfully, devoid of a sense of irony. 1 hour. Intelligent debate is not really being infringed upon by the presense of one guy mocking the self-rightous, it is more of an absense of reasonable people to debate with. I think it is human nature to proclaim you are right and all others are wrong, but it does not make for an interesting conversation. I still don’t think it is wrong that I do not share someone elses outrage over a little mocking.

Anyone have an older brother or sister in here, when you were kids, your older brother would mess with you and annoy you for as long as you were bothered with it. When it didn’t bother you anymore, they would stop. It still hold true

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 07:21 PM | Link to this

Hillary takes a stance to the Left on Immigration

Does Hillary have an alternate plan as a Senator? Of course not. Maybe she’s waiting for Harry Reid to fill her in.

By Bushwacker

March 8, 2006 07:22 PM | Link to this

REP. DUNCAN HUNTER (R), CALIFORNIA: “In 2003, Dubai allowed a shipment of 66 high-speed triggers that are ideally suited for nuclear weapon detonations. The United States tried to stop the sale — or the transshipment through the Dubai ports. We asked the UAE not to do it. They said, we are going to do it anyway.

They transferred those triggers to a Pakistani businessman with a close relationship with the Pakistan military. They similarly have allowed shipments of heavy water — that’s the material that you use to ultimately build a nuclear weapon — coming from Russia and China, through Dubai, into India.

The point is — and they have also allowed the precursors to nerve gas to be shipped through Iran. And, thankfully, we stopped that deal, because we found out about it. We made a sting operation and stopped it.

The point is, Dubai cannot be trusted. They are the people who will sell or allow a transshipment of anything to anybody. And those people shouldn’t be in charge of our ports.”

Bush: the “All-American” family.

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:22 PM | Link to this

Name jacker, watch out. BD or empress or whatever she is calling herself now is putting you on notice. I think she is going to bomb your house…or maybe just “liberate” your neighborhood.

Really I hate name calling, but everytime you spout off your diatribes, the first thought in my head is

DUNCE

By Liberals Suck

March 8, 2006 07:24 PM | Link to this

RE: Trusting in the Holy Spirit is the only way to know.

By Midori

March 8, 2006 07:25 PM | Link to this

SS&S,

I didn’t say “everybody” was preoccupied with me, just those who think I have nothing better to do but steal people’s ID’s and post in their name.

If you will note, I have been accused of that.

Consider myself “gotten over”.

Perhaps you should do the same.

Have a nice evening.

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:26 PM | Link to this

So the holy spirit will tell me what to ignore in the bible and what to pay attention to? This is very confusing

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 07:29 PM | Link to this

NIMBY Democrats and the environment

Surprised?

BTW, there’s a new movement of “Crunchy” Republicans who are plan to “seize” this issue from the Dems. I heard one of them on the Fword network this morning and was none too impressed, especially when they mentioned as a badge of courage that they wore Birkenstockers. Yuck. That’s a real vote getter.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 07:31 PM | Link to this

“I think the American people — I hope the American — I don’t think, let me — I hope the American people trust me.” —George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 07:33 PM | Link to this

RE - The absence of reasonable people to debate with is due to the lack of opportunity inflicted by the hijacker. I would love to see an intelligent debate where people agreed to disagree, but that is being impeded upon now isn’t it? This guy/girl has been at it for days now. I’ve been hijacked several times by him/her in the last 30 minutes.

What do you think his/her problem is? A straightforward answer please. One sentence will suffice.

By SickofBushandhypocrisy

March 8, 2006 07:34 PM | Link to this

WWJD…..What Would Jenna Drink?

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:38 PM | Link to this

I think he enjoys getting people upset.

He used my name a few times yesterday, it was kinda funny. If you have not noticed, he goes after for the more outraged, left or right.

By George

March 8, 2006 07:39 PM | Link to this

New Toon

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:40 PM | Link to this

And here is an oppertunity to agree with someone, you are correct BD, it is wrong for Ted Kennedy to oppose the wind farm, it is very hypocritical of him to do so.

Birks are very comfortable footware however

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 07:43 PM | Link to this

RE,

Your latest post is even more devoid of irony than your previous prattle, and you’re still stuck on stupid with your view of the right of cowards to use a little harmless name-jacking. If you can’t figure out why this is wrong and has nothing to do with ones’ opinions on any subject, then you have no capacity to comprehend ANYTHING. So yes, you are CLUELESS. Just don’t act all offended that I called it like it is.

Maybe we should negotiate? Use some diplomacy and beg them to like us? Invite then into our homes and have them over for a beer? You first.

Give it up!

By Midori

March 8, 2006 07:46 PM | Link to this

RE,

If I may be so bold — I think it’s the work of more than one person.

The internet is a funny place. It attracts all kinds.

I’ve seen coordinated attacks on other message boards.

Some people get their kicks that way.

I believe you’re right about the people they target, tho.

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:47 PM | Link to this

I think someone needs a hug.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 07:48 PM | Link to this

SS&S,

It’s pointless to be conciliatory. Believe me, many of us have tried on many different issues. This is someone who cannot be reasoned with as he suffers from flights of fancy.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 07:49 PM | Link to this

I realize that there is a new cartoon up and you may want to go. Although the hijacker does seem to target the more outraged, isn’t it a shame that he/she has also hijacked the innocent in the process through this childish behavior? Agree or disagree. Yes or No!

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 07:52 PM | Link to this

I am going to tell you why GW is the greatest president ever, bar none. He respects congress and listens to their ideas. He has never once in his six years in office used his veto. Not once. He’s signed every bill that has ever come across his desk. He has waited until now, when a pivotal issue, an issue of national security is at hand to wield his mighty veto. He is a principled man who insists that the Arabs run our ports. He will not back off that belief because he’s a man of strong morals. So just because congress and the vast majority of the citizens are against this deal, it is important enough to GW that he will finally use his veto. One time. To help Arabs oversee imports into our country. That’s principle.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 07:53 PM | Link to this

RE,

It’s not just Ted Kennedy. It’s the whole lot of them. That’s the point. They’re a bunch of sanctimonious phonies who make rules for everyone else, that don’t apply to them.

And comfort is no excuse to wear those ugly shoes, and then go on to brag about it.

By RE

March 8, 2006 07:53 PM | Link to this

What penalty would you impose for “hijacking the blog names of the innocent”

Childish-yes Wrong-yes

but I wouldn’t get so bent out of shape about it.

Night all

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 08:03 PM | Link to this

RE - Thank you for your patience and the back and forth. I’m really not bent out of shape about it.

Goodnight and sleep well.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 08:06 PM | Link to this

As a proud member of the Daughters of the Confederacy who lives in a doublewide on my family’s old plantation because I’d rather pay for my Yukon than a mortgage, I say it’s a crime for bloggers to hijack others’ names. Since this is my only form of intellectual stimulation, other than drinking Night Train and chain smoking cigarettes while I watch the prophet Bill O’Reilly, I can only protest when Pinko liberals don’t take it seriously. I mean, blogs are serious. Other than Fox news, they’re where I get all my information, and they’re my only avenue to express myself since the closest trailer is six miles away. If you hijackers don’t stop this, I’m going to go back to hanging out at the Jiffy Mart where I can take part in real thought provoking conversation.

By SS&S

March 8, 2006 08:13 PM | Link to this

“See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda.” —George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005

By Proud to be Dubya

March 8, 2006 08:18 PM | Link to this

“I’m the commander — see, I don’t need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That’s the interesting thing about being president.” —George W. Bush, as quoted in Bob Woodward’s “Bush at War”

By finch

March 8, 2006 08:38 PM | Link to this

LS,

“finch: Let’s see, the stupid POS liberals are on free TV, while Hannity and company are on pay TV. Do you need any help sorting this out?”

Cable and satellite TV are in 8 out of 10 American homes. The stupid POS numbnuts O’Reilly, Hannity and Scarborough are on in prime time. Letterman, Leno and Conan are on after 1130pm. The latter absolutely swamp the former in viewers.

Do you need any help sorting this out?

“Limbaugh dwarfs all six of them put together, by the way.”

I had no idea Limbaugh was on TV. Can you tell me which channel?

By finch

March 8, 2006 09:01 PM | Link to this

Empress,

“It’s not just Ted Kennedy. It’s the whole lot of them. That’s the point. They’re a bunch of sanctimonious phonies who make rules for everyone else, that don’t apply to them.”

Teddy is about as representative of Democrats as ‘Duke’ Cunningham is of the GOP. Democrats also include Lieberman, Murtha, Obama and (holds nose) Hillary. The GOP is a party of clueless uniform blandness. With the exception of McCain, what’s the name of an independent thinking Republican lawmaker?

And if there ever was a party that wanted to make rules for everyone on trivial things (pledge of allegiance, prayer in school, flag burning) while ignoring bigger issues, its the GOP.

By Democratic Socialist

March 8, 2006 09:15 PM | Link to this

Finch,

You forgot banning gay marriage as a trivial issue. It’s not going to hurt my marriage or my family if there are two gay guys up the street. There are and it hasn’t. If someone’s family or marriage is ruined by gay people up the block, it’s pretty clear that they had a crappy family life to begin with and were just looking for an excuse. Why can’t the neocons let people live whatever life they want to and instead worry about keeping their own shiite together? It certainly isn’t together right now. Oh, I forgot- they’re the party of freedom. Hypocrites.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:40 PM | Link to this

finch,

RE’s inability to take a firm position against nic-jacking exhausted me.

Sure, whatever you say. Ted Kennedy is an old F-art who doesn’t represent the party. Tell that to Cindy Sheehan and Michael “I build on wetlands” Moore, NARAL, the ACLU, the AARP, the NEA, George Soros, and all the other groups that define your team.

While Lierberman, who couldn’t get elected dog catcher in your proud party, is a lone wolf who is genuinely strong on national security, he still voted against Alito for no sound reason, except that the capo de capos, Ted Kennedy and Shmucky Schumer, put the unrefusable favor kabosh on him.

Murtha? Okay, maybe he has the early stages of dementia, or is still really, really p** that his team lost in 1994 and keep on losing. Once upon a time he served. That was then and this is now.

Obama? Articulate yes. Greater good kinda guy? Yes. I’m watching my pocketbook.

Republicans? There are many great ones out there. I happen to love George Allen. Bland is totally off, and falls into the “we’re a bunch of prudish robots” stereotype. Some, like Olympia Snowe are tools of the crunchy tax-and-spend and abortion on demand, enviro Left (I lived in Maine, I know how the Green/Gay/tax lobby works).

As an aside, I meant to point this out last week - why is it that pro-abortion rallies are almost entirely populated by butch Lesbians who have about a 1 in a million chance of experiencing an accidental pregnancy? I think I have the answer, but I’d love to hear yours and yours.

I’ll catch you later - here or there.

By Empress of Elba

March 8, 2006 09:48 PM | Link to this

As a proud member of the Daughters of the Confederacy who lives in a doublewide on my family’s old plantation because I’d rather pay for my Yukon than a mortgage, I say it’s a crime for bloggers to hijack others’ names. Since this is my only form of intellectual stimulation, other than drinking Night Train and chain smoking cigarettes while I watch the prophet Bill O’Reilly, I can only protest when Pinko liberals don’t take it seriously. I mean, blogs are serious. Other than Fox news, they’re where I get all my information, and they’re my only avenue to express myself since the closest trailer is six miles away. If you hijackers don’t stop this, I’m going to go back to hanging out at the Jiffy Mart where I can take part in real thought provoking conversation.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:16 PM | Link to this

Beef or Juice or slimebag hijacker,

Why are you so hung up on Yukons? Did yours get hauled off by the REPO man?

It occurs to me that you may be impotent and incapable of jacking off, which leaves you with nothing else to do but hijack. Sexual confusion manifests itself in many creepy ways.

Have you tried Viagra? You’ll still be alone, but you won’t be so hard up. Give Big Pharma a call, and maybe they’ll take pity on you.

Wank Wank.

By Buy Danish

March 8, 2006 10:32 PM | Link to this

Buy Danish,

It’s just Beef or Juice for tonight. Tomorrow it may be JC, or Andy, or Liberals Suck, or Pinko’s whatever, or RW, or Semper Fi, and it will definitely be Buy Danish and Empress of Elba.

By finch

March 8, 2006 10:36 PM | Link to this

Empress,

I can see why you’re beat after jousting with the nic-jackers. Good fight, by the way.

Cindy Sheehan, Michael Moore, AARP, NARAL, the ACLU and George Soros do represent factions of the Democratic Party. But few Democrats agree with all of them. And Sheehan, Moore and Soros haven’t been elected to anything. AARP serves it’s demographics. I like the ACLU (keeps the feds on their toes). NARAL can be obnoxious, but Randall Terry and Operation Rescue are far worse, IMO.

And I stand by my original claim. Among elcted Republicans, I see a lot more conformity than I do among Democrats.

I honestly don’t know why lesbians attend “pro-choice” rallies. Interesting point, though I’ve never noticed their turnout. I’ve got to ask you this, though, and I’m not trying to be flip. Why are men the solid majority at “pro-life” rallies? Maybe because they don’t get pregnant?