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Just what I wanted!

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By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 06:50 PM | Link to this

Another day another left leaning Christmas Tree (stage left for gttim). Didn’t some well known Democrat get sentenced to ten years in prison this week?

I guess not.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 06:53 PM | Link to this

Mama Moonbat is raking it in on campus

Remember this when the libs start griping about college costs.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 29, 2005 07:13 PM | Link to this

Well, at least he drew them with their clothes on. This can be seen as a sign of progress, albiet a minimal one. It still does not address the lameness issue. I know these pinkos are easily entertained but can’t we at least try to do better?

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 07:24 PM | Link to this

To whomever was lecturing us about not reading a wider variety of newspapers,

This gem was in the Sunday Times of London:

That Blair and Bush should have discussed bombing the Al-Jazeera building in Qatar is hardly surprising. They agreed to bomb the headquarters of Serbian television during the Kosovo war

Who knew you could find “facts” like that

By red

November 29, 2005 07:32 PM | Link to this

To bad they didn’t.

By buff

November 29, 2005 07:34 PM | Link to this

Well, I think most pols are “bought” in one way or another, but this “drawing” needs more data. It is vacuous, specious, inane, shows no proof (I know it is a toon), lacks creativity, etc.

Seriously, I think that Looney-Tooney-Lucko is being too much affected by this blog. It is obvious that he is just trying to p-iss off conservatives

By buff

November 29, 2005 07:38 PM | Link to this

RW, my psychology prof friend who is an expert in deviant behavior said she would try to get me a report on LTL’s work in a day or so; she did say she was “intrigued.” And, I gave copies to a visual arts prof to peruse. She is a real pinko, so, who knows……..

As I said in my post a minute ago, I think LTL is being influenced by US, which is rather pathetic when you consider the totality of issues

By Rich

November 29, 2005 07:41 PM | Link to this

I don’t believe it.I agree with Luckovich for A change.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 07:42 PM | Link to this

buff,

I don’t know if you saw it, but I told you last night what the psych prof would say.

I’m more intrigued with the swirly black lines in the background of every cartoon ml draws.

Kind of a “Pigpen” from Charlie Brown effect.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 07:54 PM | Link to this

Wow, Al franken and bought and paid for GOP politicions. Hey Duke Cunningham, there is no crying in politics.

By buff

November 29, 2005 08:02 PM | Link to this

RW, saw your post, you may be right about LTS.

Hey, get, how is the mood in La? Geaux Tigers!!! I sure wish we had Richt for a coach instead of Miles, who looks like a bored pharmacist

By buff

November 29, 2005 08:04 PM | Link to this

RW, that was LTL

By getalife

November 29, 2005 08:08 PM | Link to this

buff, everyone here is pumped up for the game. You know if ya’ll would have wished ml a Happy Thanksgiving like I did , he probably would not have published the Al Franken material.

By buff

November 29, 2005 08:10 PM | Link to this

That gasbag O’Reilly has some anti-Christmas by the government advocates on.

Hmmm, 85% of the citizens are Christian, but it can not be celebrated as Christmas.

Well, then why is it a government holiday?

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 08:14 PM | Link to this

getalife,

This is from tomorrows vent:

For sale to the lowest bidder: 50 senators and 435 congressmen.

Buying and selling people seems to be an AJC theme tomorrow.

I wonder which 50 Senators that person wants to keep?

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:18 PM | Link to this

What is funny about this cartoon is that Lucko is imply that no Dems are in the bed of special interests and their richest voters. Remember Toricelli from New Jersey. Another corrupt politician. We all know they are corrupt to act as if they are just from the GOP is not intellectually honest.

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:24 PM | Link to this

moveon doesn’t care about anything expect establishing a secular government that looks to europe and the un for answers

By Midori

November 29, 2005 08:25 PM | Link to this

RW — yes, a Democrat got 10 years.

Whoopdedoo.

So that’s one dem sentenced, and how many Republicans indicted? How many stepped down from their “leadership” posts due to being indicted?

You people amaze me.

You reach so hard, so very hard, to find that ray of sunshine.

Trouble is, the sun doesn’t shine in the sewer.

By Midori

November 29, 2005 08:27 PM | Link to this

Yo RW — how’s Cunningham doing?

Wonder how many years he’s going to get?

By getalife

November 29, 2005 08:28 PM | Link to this

RW, I was trying to find my post on seperating special interest groups and donations to the parties, but my head is still spinning from the monster thread. I think I said that they needed to set an example by giving out mandatory sentences like 5 or 10 years for corruption. It seems to be 10 years and I think that is a good thing. What is the score now? GOP=1 DEM=1 and how many are indicted or will be?

By Daniel

November 29, 2005 08:29 PM | Link to this

Don’t any of you have jobs?

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:30 PM | Link to this

Looks like Hillary is starting to change her mind on Iraq: For the first time since she voted to authorize the Iraq war three years ago, 2008 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is now saying that vote was a mistake - in an apparent move to pacify growing dissatisfaction with her position among the Democratic Party’s left-wing base.

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:33 PM | Link to this

Midori, Cunningham resigned like he should have. DeLay has been indicted but not tried yet. You have Schumer obtaining credit reports illegally. You had Toracelli who had to quit becuase of all the bribes he had taken. The Dems are just as bad as the GOP. It goes both ways. People like you who came your side is so much better are a joke.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 08:34 PM | Link to this

Midori,

Duke Cunningham deserves whatever sentence he gets. Have you heard from James Traficant(D-OH) lately? I believe he is allowed to write from jail.

How about William Jefferson (D-LA)?

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:37 PM | Link to this

Don’t get too excited RW, Midori doesn’t really like to talk about facts or when she has been proven wrong. Its all about baseless facts and insults.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 29, 2005 08:37 PM | Link to this

I’m trying to post this with links but I think the lib computer knows what I’m up to-

Sandy Berger, D-NY

Barney Frank, D-Mass.

James Traficant, D-Ohio

William Jefferson, D-Louisiana

Edwin Edwards, D-Louisiana

Dan Rostenkowski, D-Illinois

Marion Barry, D-D.C.

Bill Campbell, D-Atlanta

Hey! That last one sounds familiar!

Anyone interested just pick a name, add the word corruption and google it.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 08:38 PM | Link to this

MMmmmm, maybe Al has a good point. Don’t trust them. Period.

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:40 PM | Link to this

It was the Dems who made political corruption an art. All the way back to Tamany Hall in NY to the Daly political machine in Chicago to the guys in power now.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 08:40 PM | Link to this

I wonder how many there will be after the Scooter and Delay trials.

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:41 PM | Link to this

Getalife, you can put them in right behind Sandy Berger

By Obsessed With Andy

November 29, 2005 08:41 PM | Link to this

Hillary is a hooker. She’ll go wherever the money or votes are.

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:43 PM | Link to this

She learned from her husband, another great political hack

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:44 PM | Link to this

Talk about corrupt, Bill Clinton was selling nights in the Lincoln room as long as you made a hefty donation on the way in. And how much money did Denise Rich have to give to get her felon husband pardoned.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 08:45 PM | Link to this

And lets not forget what will come from the FBI investigation on the levees here in La.

By Ricky

November 29, 2005 08:46 PM | Link to this

They will probably find that the mayor, governor, and FEMA were all equally terrible.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 08:49 PM | Link to this

getalife,

Since you are in Louisiana it must seem strange for people to even talk about political corruption.

Corrupt politicians are more plentiful than mudbugs down there.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 29, 2005 08:51 PM | Link to this

Isn’t it about time for one of you libs to pipe in about whether we have a life, or why are we here if we don’t like cartoon boy or maybe how can you critique a cartoon if you’ve never drawn one? I have to go all the way back to Midori to hear any nonsense, you pinkos are off your game.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 08:55 PM | Link to this

Daniel asked and I will answer for me. No.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 08:57 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Daniel snuck one in after Midori, but he didn’t really bring it either.

A trip down memory lane, when there was no corruption or scandal

By getalife

November 29, 2005 09:01 PM | Link to this

RW, Blanco said the other day during one of her updates that she was sick and tired of hearing about corruption in her great state and people should stop bringing it up.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 09:06 PM | Link to this

getalife,

Is Ms. Blanco (D-La.) trying to stifle free speech?

Sandy Burgler pled guilty again

He’s getting pretty used to this.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 09:07 PM | Link to this

RW, Man, an OBL background is terrible.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 09:10 PM | Link to this

getalife,

I should have put a graphics warning there. Sorry.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 09:12 PM | Link to this

Ricky, Also the Corp of Engineers were responsible for the levees. There is alot of finger pointing and no money. BTW, Hugh Hefner and his three blonde girlfriends are on CNN. Drool

By getalife

November 29, 2005 09:17 PM | Link to this

Wait a minute, why are Andy and Midori not fighting. Did they kiss and make up.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 09:18 PM | Link to this

I wish I had one of these

By getalife

November 29, 2005 09:24 PM | Link to this

Speaking of corrption. How about the NOPD. Stealing Cadillacs? and Rolex watches.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 09:31 PM | Link to this

Well in Doraville too:Former Doraville chief gets probation Ron Davis pleads no contest in misuse of funds.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 09:37 PM | Link to this

Andy,

Don’t you have a life or a job. All you do is rank on cartoon boy and you’re putting money in his pocket by posting here. Did you know pinko isn’t used anymore, all you do is call people names. Read something once in awhile.

/moonbat off

Sorry. I was just trying to help.

By ijkfdjg

November 29, 2005 10:01 PM | Link to this

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By getalife

November 29, 2005 10:08 PM | Link to this

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By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 10:10 PM | Link to this

It must have been a busy news day to ignore this story

Looks like ^ ^we have ^ ^ a Scandinavian poster.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 10:14 PM | Link to this

No, that is drug talk. You have to be heavily medicated to understand it.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 10:22 PM | Link to this

He said something bad about Andy.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 10:25 PM | Link to this

getalife,

What drugs cause someone to do that? I really thought maybe someone had started testing that theory about putting a certain amount of monkeys in front of enough keyboards and ending up with Shakespeare.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 10:29 PM | Link to this

Mama Moonbat fights back, she even got writers cramp from signing 100 books

Since these stories keep talking about her publisher, would someone please find any other book this “publisher” has out

By getalife

November 29, 2005 10:38 PM | Link to this

“What Cindy Sheehan has done for our country is just miraculous and a mighty blessing. A thaw is felt throughout the land. People have started to speak, and their voices are being heard.â€? —Martin Sheen Isn’t he the President on TV. Let me guess, pinko lib?

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 10:44 PM | Link to this

getalife,

What kind of drugs cause someone to quote Martin Sheen?

President?

President?

TV is crawling with them. I thought I told you, pinko lib is redundant.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 10:51 PM | Link to this

Alot of morphine and codiene that is prescribed to me and top it off with keg beer. Man, you can see right through her dress. Hey, it was right there on your link.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:03 PM | Link to this

getalife,

When that picture was published she actually said, “I guess that means I am a Bush supporter.”

I couldn’t find a picture that showed her as President, I used that one because it looks like secret service all around her.

By Dusty

November 29, 2005 11:09 PM | Link to this

Hi, RW and getalife, just looked at Cindy Sheehan’s picture. Would you believe I almost felt sorry for her? Lost her son, lost her mind, and her book doesn’t seem to be selling like hot cakes. I think they are having trouble keeping her publicity going. By the way, I wanted to ask you. Is that funny written post some text-message abbreviations that were written up in Sunday’s @issue? I couldn’t figure this out. Maybe it was just someone fooling around.

Speaking of fooling around, Luckovich’s cartoon certainly doesn’t score any points. OH, well. What’s new?

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:10 PM | Link to this

That is funny. I had to go back and look because I did not notice there were any other people in that picture.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:15 PM | Link to this

getalife,

What were you looking at?

Dusty,

Somewhere I have a text message shortcut translator. If it keeps up I’ll search for it.

As for Cindy, I think it’s pretty incredible that she says the press isn’t giving her a fair shake.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:17 PM | Link to this

I was just admiring her dress.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:18 PM | Link to this

Have you seen this?

It named me, Magic Tickle R. Wicked.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:19 PM | Link to this

getalife,

Honor system, without looking again what color was the dress?

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:21 PM | Link to this

See through, my favorite.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:23 PM | Link to this

My new nic is Crazy Eyes G. Flow

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:24 PM | Link to this

Crazy Eyes G. Flow,

I don’t think see through is a color

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:24 PM | Link to this

How rude of me. Hello Dusty.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:26 PM | Link to this

Is that where you bought ml’s present ?

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:29 PM | Link to this

This would work better for ml

By Crazy Eyes G. Flow

November 29, 2005 11:32 PM | Link to this

Magic Tickle R. Wicked,

He would love that, maybe do a pinko lib or moonbat cartoon.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:36 PM | Link to this

You should change it to Krazy Eyes G. Flow, then since you keep draft beer around it could be “Keg Flow”.

mtrw

By Dusty

November 29, 2005 11:38 PM | Link to this

Well, Magic Tickle R Wicked & Crazy Eyes G. Flow, sounds like the magic is flowing all right. And Magic Tickle, you have a short cut translator? I never heard of this stuff until last Sunday. And you already have a translator? Just call me slow. And if I don’t get under that electric blanket soon I will be even slower tomorrow. Keep up the good work. Here’s to better eye sight. G’nite.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:39 PM | Link to this

I had to go get another one after trying to keep up with buff.

By RW-(the original)

November 29, 2005 11:40 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

I can’t believe you are running off to bed without giving us your “pimp name”.

but, Goodnight anyway.

By getalife

November 29, 2005 11:42 PM | Link to this

G’nite, Dusty.

By Bill Campbell

November 30, 2005 05:17 AM | Link to this

I did not, listen to me carefully, I did not accept bribes from that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 06:06 AM | Link to this

I’m reading on today’s front page about Georgia Senate Majority Leader Charles Walker and of his “fall from his political pedestal” when he defrauded a charity (nice). My only question is- would he be a Republican or Democrat? Why, I look through all of these paragraphs and I find no reference to his political affiliation. I wonder why that is?

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 06:47 AM | Link to this

You got to love the AJC. 164,000 more houses nationwide were sold in October then September, this coming during a time of rising interest rates and high energy prices, and their “business” “reporters” have a headline “Housing industry on edge!” Can’t these pinkos tell the truth about anything?

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 07:31 AM | Link to this

Here’s another “mindless” posting from Andy!

A New Orleans political consultant and fund-raiser who is Senator Ted Kennedy’s brother-in-law was sentenced to a year in prison yesterday after pleading guilty to bank fraud charges.

The Democratic operative, Raymond Reggie, also was ordered by Judge Carl Barbier to pay $6.5 million in restitution for the swindle, which was aimed at keeping solvent the consultant’s advertising placement firm, Media Direct LLC.

By Barney Frank

November 30, 2005 08:20 AM | Link to this

Listen to me, I did not have sex with that woman, she just ran the male prostitute business in my basement, Miss Lewinsky.

By Ted Kennedy

November 30, 2005 08:24 AM | Link to this

I did not, you people hear me carefully, I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Kopechne. She drowned in the creek before I could.

By Gary Hart

November 30, 2005 08:30 AM | Link to this

I did, you people listen to me carefully, I did have that woman on my boat, Miss Rice. Don’t you tell my wife about it!

By Murf

November 30, 2005 08:31 AM | Link to this

I’m starting to think MikeL leans towards the left. I’m not too sure though….

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 08:44 AM | Link to this

“House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi Helped Secure $3 Million Last Year For A Nonprofit Transportation-Research Organization Whose President Gave Money To Her Political Action Committee As The Group Was Paying For A European Trip For One Of Her Policy Advisers.”

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 08:47 AM | Link to this

“House Republicans … Called On Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi To Provide Documentation To Prove That A Washington Lobbyist Firm Did Not Pay For A Trip She And Other Democrats Took To Puerto Rico In 2001.”

By Wilma Lamb

November 30, 2005 08:52 AM | Link to this

Since so many holier than thou Rs have turned out to be bigger crooks than the Democrats ever thought of being, have you noticed the difference between the level of indignation expressed by the media between that of Tom Delay and Tip ONeille to name only one instance? Wilma Lamb

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 08:53 AM | Link to this

Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid of Nevada sent a letter to Norton on March 5, 2002, that also was signed by Sen. John Ensign, R-Nev.

The next day, the Coushattas issued a $5,000 check to Reid’s tax-exempt political group, the Searchlight Leadership Fund.

A second Abramoff tribe sent an additional $5,000 to Reid’s group.

Reid ultimately received more than $66,000 in Abramoff-related donations between 2001 and 2004.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 08:57 AM | Link to this

A Democratic fund-raiser involved in Senator Clinton’s 2000 campaign has offered a guilty plea to bank fraud charges and is likely to become a government witness at the upcoming federal trial of a top finance aide to Mrs. Clinton, David Rosen, court records obtained by The New York Sun show.

As part of an FBI investigation into alleged campaign finance reporting violations by Mrs. Clinton’s campaign, the mystery witness secretly taped a conversation with Mr. Rosen in September 2002 and apparently tried to elicit statements from the former Clinton staffer about financial irregularities involving an August 2000 Hollywood fund-raising event.

By Jesus

November 30, 2005 09:04 AM | Link to this

IMPEACH BUSH NOW!!!

By buff

November 30, 2005 09:20 AM | Link to this

Impeach Jesus now!

By kimberly

November 30, 2005 09:23 AM | Link to this

I love Jesus.

BTW, if anyone thinks your congressmen and senators are NOT bought-and-sold commodities, go ahead and write to them without enclosing a check, a promise to support them to your large congregation or civic group, or a recognizably wealthy name. Bernie Marcus, self-proclaimed GOP owner, has the ear of his representatives, but make no mistkae: they don’t give a rat’s fuzzy a— what YOU think!

By buff

November 30, 2005 09:28 AM | Link to this

I wrote Senator “Rock the Boat” Johnny Isakson a letter about taxes and spending and all I received back was a letter not addressing my concerns, but a generalized memo of how much he cared about me and my family, and he asked for a financial contribution

By Mara

November 30, 2005 09:30 AM | Link to this

See, the biggest difference between corrupt Democratic politicians and corrupt Republicans is that Democrats don’t try to pretend they’re holier and more moral than the next guy.
It’s the difference between Newt cheating on (and ultimately dumping) his seriously ill wife while at the same time thundering denunciations at Bill for cheating on Hillary.
We knew Bill was a roue, but wasn’t Newt supposed to be a good Christian Republican?

By Eric

November 30, 2005 09:35 AM | Link to this

“The Dems did it too, the Dems did it too”.

What are you idiots, in 4th grade?

By buff

November 30, 2005 09:56 AM | Link to this

Bush is giving a great speech right now!

By SarahConnah

November 30, 2005 10:11 AM | Link to this

Yeah. His mumble jumble was almost intelligable(ist).

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 10:12 AM | Link to this

Andy,

I found some clues in that Charles Walker story.

They mention twice that he was the child of sharecroppers. Bringing to mind Republican Janice Rogers Brown.

The story tells of a battle with powerful Democrat Sonny Perdue.

We learn from the fine reporter James Salzer (jsalzer@ajc.com) that Walker was Senate Majority leader. This one is more subtle, you have to go to the point/counterpoint opinion stories (which oddly both say the same thing about the voter ID law). There you find that Republicans are in charge of the Senate.

So Charles Walker must be a Republican.

By Oh The Humanity

November 30, 2005 10:12 AM | Link to this

“Plan for Victory” will now replace “Mission Accomplished” as the marketing tool.

He should’ve gone with “Plan for Victory” first then “Mission Accomplished”

How can he be so late with the plan?? Our president is not the brightest bulb. Oh well maybe they kept the Mission Accomplished banner, we might be able to use it in a few years.

Oh the humanity.

By buff

November 30, 2005 10:15 AM | Link to this

Hey, Oh, you are right about the order of the PR

By cutandrun

November 30, 2005 10:18 AM | Link to this

Did I just hear that Bush will not cut and run? Like is Daddy.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 10:22 AM | Link to this

cutandrun,

Like is Daddy.

Depends on what the meaning of is is?

By cutandrun

November 30, 2005 10:24 AM | Link to this

Why do I not believe anything he is saying?

By SarahConnah

November 30, 2005 10:31 AM | Link to this

It dawns on me that the glorious prose offered up by Bushwacker’s speech writers is like Hamlet being read by Deputy Fife of Mayberry RFD. Our nation’s terrorist(istis,istis,istis)resides at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. What a bunch of crok by a crook and murdering liar. My, my. He almost worked up a tear. What a pathetic life form that has scuttled our country.

By kimberly

November 30, 2005 10:35 AM | Link to this

Oh the H, I agree with you. However, I think you’re off whey you ask “How can he be so late with the plan??” The ACTUAL plan is going very nicely. It’s the plan they sold us that isn’t going well. The actual plan and mission was to depose Saddam, secure the oil fields, and empty the national treasury into the pockets of their buddies. This is proceeding exactly on schedule and they are quite pleased with the progress. Mission well underway!

By Hellrooo

November 30, 2005 10:38 AM | Link to this

Iraq War Version 2.0 !!

http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/11/iraqwar2.html

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 10:39 AM | Link to this

RW: I did a little research on Charles Walker, I guess the AJC lacks the resources that I have. And lo and behold, he is a democrat. And a crook, too.

Hon. Charles W. Walker, D-GA

By Hellrooo

November 30, 2005 10:40 AM | Link to this

well to make it easier on the non copy and pasters…. :P

CLICK HERE

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 10:40 AM | Link to this

Nothing like a great speech from a true leader to get the moonbats barking.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 10:43 AM | Link to this

I found Chimpy BushitlerBurton’s plan for victory in Iraq! I guess the AJC lacks the resources that I have. Look at the date on it, why, it’s from 2003. I thought this was Murtha’s idea??

Our National Strategy For Victory In Iraq

By Midori

November 30, 2005 10:44 AM | Link to this

Nothing like a great speech from a true leader to get the moonbats barking.

Damn — I haven’t barked in 5 years.

Those were the days.

sigh

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 10:48 AM | Link to this

Midori,

Bill Clinton did give some great speeches. You should read back over the ones he made about Iraq.

and btw, we have heard you bark much more recently.

By getalife

November 30, 2005 10:55 AM | Link to this

RW, There was a good segment on Nightline where a reporter rode along with the troops and Iraqis to hunt down insurgents every night. A police car was hit with an IED and an Iraq soldier was killed. It did show that Iraqis were in the lead and were fighting. Also, on Leno this lady was on.

By Sara

November 30, 2005 10:57 AM | Link to this

Has any of you men that stay on here all day walked on the water yet? You all seem to think you are so perfect in every way. Has anyone of you ever held a public office?

By buff

November 30, 2005 10:58 AM | Link to this

Clinton was a great speaker, but what is scary is that the American public puts so much emphasis on speech delivery, rather than actual substance. But, when one considers the obsession our culture has with celebrities, TV, sports or movies, it is not surprising. I read a poll sometime back where nearly one-half the women in this country would vote for Oprah for Prez

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:00 AM | Link to this

Oh my Goodness, Sara: Now we can’t criticize crooked democrat politicians since we haven’t been one? I guess cartoon boy must be an ex president then, with his deep affection for George Bush and all.

By buff

November 30, 2005 11:03 AM | Link to this

Good bye, my friends. I am off to hell/Barrett Parkway

By sickoftheneocons

November 30, 2005 11:03 AM | Link to this

Buff, I think there was a study sometime back that said that people responded to HOW you say something 60% better than WHAT you say. So sound over substance is what gets people to pay attention apparently.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:04 AM | Link to this

buff: I liked the one when Billy was in really deep trouble with Hillary he would come to the podium and bite his lower lip, acting like he was holding back tears. You always saw them together on the beach the next day arranging sea shells. It was such a wonderful time for our country.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:04 AM | Link to this

getalife,

Thanks a bunch for the warning on that link. Sheesh.

By Sara

November 30, 2005 11:05 AM | Link to this

Andy: Have you ever held public office or do you just blow a lots of hot air. I said all of you men and you howled first and loudest.

By Cherish

November 30, 2005 11:06 AM | Link to this

Everyone….

I just wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that we put up CHRISTMAS trees, not holiday trees. Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Christ.

Thank you.

Carry on…..

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:07 AM | Link to this

I answered to the “Man” part, Sara, Hun.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:07 AM | Link to this

Sara,

Sometimes, when not walking on water, we tell jokes:

Al, Bill & Hillary go to Heaven (no, that’s not the punch line).

God addresses Al first. “Al, what do you believe in?”

Al replies, “Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve and I’ve come to understand that now.”

God thinks for a second and says, “Okay, very good. Come and sit at my left.”

God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?”

Bill replies, “I believe in forgiveness. I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.”

God thinks for a second and says, “You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.”

God then addresses Hillary. “Hillary, what do you believe in?”

“I believe you’re in my chair.”

By buff

November 30, 2005 11:08 AM | Link to this

Sick, absolutely, I believe that study is dead on. The American public have a sheep complex. The biggest threat to freedom is not terrorism, theocracy, nor despotism, it is apathy. I think we should all begin stocking up on provisions

By getalife

November 30, 2005 11:09 AM | Link to this

RW, that was payback on the OBL background. Sorry. She was the lady who went off on Trading Spouses. Her first bobble head doll sold for $800. Leno bought it and gave it to her.

By sickoftheneocons

November 30, 2005 11:10 AM | Link to this

I’ve got a question for you guys: Do you think that politicians who get elected start out as idealistic citizens who genuinely want to do some good once they’re elected and the Washington culture turns them into lying, stealing, greaseball slimebags or do you think they started out as lying, stealing, greaseball slimebags and just look to Congress as a way to become bigger lying, stealing, greaseball slimebags?

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:11 AM | Link to this

Cherish is the word we use to describe… Christmas!

By Oh The Humanity

November 30, 2005 11:14 AM | Link to this

Here’s another joke, although it is a very sick joke: President George W. Bush.

(I hope the AJC censors allow that)

Sorry if that offened anyone, and hope no children read it.

Oh the humanity.

By Oh The Humanity

November 30, 2005 11:17 AM | Link to this

Wow, I’m suprised that got past the censors.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:21 AM | Link to this

Kerry is giving the zzzzzzz.. response to President Bush’s speech on Iraq.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….

How did this guy not get zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…elected?

  • thump *

By Sara

November 30, 2005 11:21 AM | Link to this

I find it very interesting that I said “all you men” and I didn’t say Republicans or Democrats and yet it has only been Republicans that have responded. Andy, I am not your hun. Women have equal rights in this country. Did you show respect for your mother or sisters? Did you appreciate it if a man tried to put them down by being sexist? Shame on you.

By getalife

November 30, 2005 11:23 AM | Link to this

You missed thump by this much *.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:25 AM | Link to this

Sara,

Why are you complaining about people that did respond? Shouldn’t you be yelling at those who didn’t?

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:27 AM | Link to this

getalife,

It must have been the Kerry induced coma.

By Sara

November 30, 2005 11:31 AM | Link to this

R.W. Not complaining.

By Oh The Humanity

November 30, 2005 11:32 AM | Link to this

Here’s another joke: The Republican party and President Bush decided they had waaay too many cutesy little marketing slogans. They got together to discuss the matter. Bush said he thought it would be best if he combined a word or two from the following slogans to consolidate them. “Clear Skies,” “Plan for Victory,” and “No Child Left Behind.” Together they would be known as, “No Clear Plan for Victory.” There you have it, smaller government, as promised, mission accomplished.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:32 AM | Link to this

Sara, Sir: Why does it surprise you that no democrats answered when you asked for a man?

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:36 AM | Link to this

RW: Thanks for taking one for the team. Were you able to make out anything Kerry said?

By getalife

November 30, 2005 11:37 AM | Link to this

RW, I know, I was nodding off too. Wait a minute, that is my meds. He sure is stepping up to the microphone lately, he must be running again.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:39 AM | Link to this

Look at Drudge’s picture of Hillary. That woman is insane. She looks like a cornered dog.

By Sara

November 30, 2005 11:41 AM | Link to this

Andy: Get a grip! I didn’t ask for a man. Certainly not you.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:42 AM | Link to this

Andy,

He said we shouldn’t run from Iraq we should withdraw.

He said President Bush was at his best on Sept. 12, 2002. I don’t remember 2002, but 2001 Bush did pretty well.

And he said the insurgents will be defeated with a political resolution. He didn’t elaborate.

The funny thing was that he was tag teaming with Jack Reed from Rhode Island. Every time Reed spoke he had to climb up on a box.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:49 AM | Link to this

Andy,

He also said the full power of the Presidency was on display. That President Bush was using the the Naval Academy as a backdrop and a frontdrop.

Frontdrop? A curtain maybe?

He said that as a Senator he couldn’t go to West Point. Presumably to make a speech, but I would be willing to bet any member of the Armed Services committee could go visit West Point anytime they wanted.

Stop me from reliving this! Please!!!

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 11:49 AM | Link to this

RW: Was Kerry speaking in America or was he overseas with all of his ketchup factories?

By Sara

November 30, 2005 11:50 AM | Link to this

Goodday Andy. I am off to do “women things” So glad I was able to rattle your cage a little.

By Oh The Humanity

November 30, 2005 11:52 AM | Link to this

That reminds me of another joke: Ralph Reed, an illegal immigrant, and a gay guy were at heavens gate. St Pete asked all if they had sin in their life. The Mexican man said yes, asked for forgiveness and was allowed to enter, same with the gay guy. When he got to Reed, Ralph answered “No I have never sinned, but since I’ve been here I’ve counted two sins you’ve committed Pete.” Needless to say……..

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 11:55 AM | Link to this

Andy,

I’m pretty sure he was in Cambodia. In fact it is seared, seared into my memory.

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 12:06 PM | Link to this

You know what’s missing in here: Cartoon boy needs to put a link to Limbaugh on his blog. That would make this almost perfect. Vote on it?

By getalife

November 30, 2005 12:10 PM | Link to this

Or a link to J.D. Hayworth. He sounds just like Rush. Russshhh.Ruussshhh. That is a cool word. Hey, I am rushing or rushen.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 12:13 PM | Link to this

Andy,

We can fix that for ml

By getalife

November 30, 2005 12:15 PM | Link to this

Is he still on the oxy’s?

By sickoftheneocons

November 30, 2005 12:15 PM | Link to this

I’ve got a question for you guys: Do you think that politicians who get elected start out as idealistic citizens who genuinely want to do some good once they’re elected and the Washington culture turns them into lying, stealing, greaseball slimebags or do you think they started out as lying, stealing, greaseball slimebags and just look to Congress as a way to become bigger lying, stealing, greaseball slimebags?

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 12:16 PM | Link to this

sickof…,

Didn’t we adequately ignore that question last time?

By getalife

November 30, 2005 12:18 PM | Link to this

I would say the second. Don’t trust them. Period.

By finch

November 30, 2005 12:19 PM | Link to this

It’s interesting to see that while most of the posts here trash Mike and anyone who doesn’t kiss Bush’s tush, the poll on Mike’s cartoon shows people like it by ratios of 4 to one or 5 to one.

I guess the Dems and libs here are just too busy to hate…

By sickoftheneocons

November 30, 2005 12:19 PM | Link to this

Yes RW, what’s the root word of ignorance? Ignore!

By Oh The Humanity

November 30, 2005 12:21 PM | Link to this

Ok, what about this, is it a sad joke? A pathetic joke? It must be April Fools Day for a Republican leader to say something like this? Its not? Poor Arnold.

”” It obviously raises more problems and concerns about where he is headed next year,” said Mike Spence, president of the California Republican Assembly. “There is a list of things now where it appears we would have been better off if Gray Davis were governor.”“

Arnold worse than Gray Davis!!! California’s bad bad joke. Oh the humanity! Oh the humanity!

By getalife

November 30, 2005 12:23 PM | Link to this

Don’t be an economic girlyman!

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 12:27 PM | Link to this

This would be funny if it wasn’t so true

By getalife

November 30, 2005 12:33 PM | Link to this

No wonder I do not watch Fox news. From Wild Bill:”See, this is a war, this is WWIII. Everyone watching today: this is WWIII! If these people get an atomic device, which Iran is making right now, they’re going to set it off in America if they can. Wise up, let’s knock this off, everybody should come together and do what we have to do to stabilize that country.”

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 12:37 PM | Link to this

sickof…,

Lying

stealing

greaseball

slimebag

There you go.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 12:55 PM | Link to this

sickof…,

Or I guess you could combine them all here

By Bill

November 30, 2005 02:42 PM | Link to this

“America has the very best government that money can buy!”- Will Rogers circa 1928.

Come on ML, this tired joke around too long. Unfair to paint only GOP congressmen with this brush when so very many from both parties have been so very dirty for so very long. Expecting ethics from a politician is like expecting chastity from a whore.

By buff

November 30, 2005 02:54 PM | Link to this

Hooray, I survived my trip to the dark side. I am going to try and find Kerry’s speech from earlier today. It is a masterpiece of doublespeak

By Tex

November 30, 2005 02:58 PM | Link to this

Another good one, Mike L.!! See the little Repub Nazis squirm and rant!

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 03:02 PM | Link to this

buff,

This is a better read

By Geezus

November 30, 2005 03:15 PM | Link to this

What Blue Dress?….lol

By getalife

November 30, 2005 03:26 PM | Link to this

ml would get a kick out of this lame cartoon

By getalife

November 30, 2005 03:29 PM | Link to this

or this one

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 03:32 PM | Link to this

getalife,

There are some good ones here, too

By getalife

November 30, 2005 03:37 PM | Link to this

check out what Dole is saying in this one

By getalife

November 30, 2005 03:42 PM | Link to this

you will like this one

By buff

November 30, 2005 04:49 PM | Link to this

I am today announcing my candidacy for President of these United States. IF elected those below would be invited to be a part of my cabinet:

VP - RW

Sec. of State - Dusty

Sec. of Defense - Andy

Sec of Labor - getalife

Sec of female interns - sickoftheneocons

Sec of Whining and Hating - Midori

Sec of Lying - TEX

Sec of Propaganda - finch

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 05:12 PM | Link to this

buff,

If I was to run on a ticket there would be none of this

Since I’m a small government conservative, I would suggest combining your last three posts and giving them to Midori.

Tex would be better as an opponent (talk about easy debates!)

and finch is obsessed with these ml vote totals that you can slam any time you want. So if you must employ finch, how about for push-polling?

Of course, I would probably want to reverse the top of the ticket, too.

By buff

November 30, 2005 05:15 PM | Link to this

OK, RW, you can be Prez, I will take Sec. of female interns

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 05:23 PM | Link to this

buff,

Like this one

I had to steal that back from sickoftheneocons since you just stole his job.

If that’s the case I’ll take Dusty for VP and gadem for Secretary of State. gadem would have all those Western Europeans falling all over themselves with his/her socialist drivel.

By buff

November 30, 2005 05:41 PM | Link to this

RW, oh my, she is a cutie. Say, have you ever eaten at Ted’s Montana Grill? I ate at one today and perhaps had the best burger (bison) I have ever had. It also had a nice, classy, comfortable deocr. I do not like Turner, but a great burger is a great burger

By buff

November 30, 2005 05:48 PM | Link to this

RW, my wife and I bought lunch today for two GIS at Ted’s and I had a brief conversation with them. I asked them to compare their experiences in Iraq with what the mainstream media is saying and they both said the media greatly distorts the progresses being made. And, they said most Iraqis thanked them and want them to stay until the job s done

And, as soon as they came I told our waitress to make sure i got their check. She did, but said several other tables wanted to get the tab. People were stopping at their table, shaking their hands and thanking them for their service. It was great!

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 05:51 PM | Link to this

buff,

Wrong picture, that one was my wife. This would be your head intern

Once Ted finishes giving his $1,000,000,000.00 to the UN then maybe I’ll have one of his burgers. I couldn’t stand supporting both of them.

By buff

November 30, 2005 05:54 PM | Link to this

RW, thanks for that pix, ugh, I just lost the burger. You found a pix of the only woman who may be uglier than Ruth Bader Ginsberg

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 05:54 PM | Link to this

buff,

I wonder if they knew that just this week Ted said Iraq was much better off before we went there.

Glad to see the general public still doing the right thing.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 05:58 PM | Link to this

buff,

Ginsberg or Granny?

Ginsberg or Granny?

By buff

November 30, 2005 05:58 PM | Link to this

I am not in favor of us pulling out of the UN; we have some influence there, but, I do think our country needs to form and head a world-wide organization only for countries that have a democratic form of government. The UN is as corrupt as Bill Campbell’s administration and is only good for passing out condoms and aspirins, and wasting money. It needs a giant dose of Viagra

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 05:59 PM | Link to this

It’s gotten awfully quite in here. You can almost feel the misery of these libs. Today they have suffered another devastating defeat at the hands of George W Bush, adding to the long list of many. He, again, allowed them to get their hopes up, had them wishing for another humiliating surrender for the United States, before he unmercifully slapped them down.

It was sad to watch the lib democrats in the Congress trying to bail from the withdrawal plan. They couldn’t wait to throw Murtha under the bus. Hillary took a page from her “husband’s” playbook, triangulating the issue, which means “fooled the democrats.” John Kerry flip flopped like a fish and then offered 3 monotonous hours of nonsense, I mean, nuance. Again, I extend my appreciation to RW, who hung in there for the duration. I myself would have fallen into a fitful slumber after 30 seconds, tops.

So let’s be nice, well, try to be nice to the pinkos tonite. Let these putrid little pacifists crawl back under their rocks and lick their wounds in as much peace as you see fit to afford them.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 06:01 PM | Link to this

Andy,

We could try to be nice to them, if they would just come out of hiding.

By buff

November 30, 2005 06:01 PM | Link to this

Ginsberg is definitely uglier

Kerry’s doublespeak was laughable

By Dusty

November 30, 2005 06:04 PM | Link to this

Oh, gee, gosh and golly, I have never been VP or Secretary of State before. Condi, move over. Chaney, watch out. There’s just one problem, Lucko might draw a picture of me with those BIG ears. That would ruin my reputation for having only a big mouth. But I will SACRIFICE & give it my ALL! (All monetary gifts accepted immediately.)

By buff

November 30, 2005 06:05 PM | Link to this

More bad news for the leftists: The economy is predicted to grow by 4.3% in this quarter. For you leftists, a quarter is three months, and the last quarter is October, November, and December. I did not want you to pop a synapse on mathematics

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 06:05 PM | Link to this

buff,

Rush has today’s show transcripts posted here

He showed Kerry saying things in the last few weeks, that Kerry today said no Democrat had ever said.

By buff

November 30, 2005 06:09 PM | Link to this

Thanks, Dusty, and by the way I gave some of Looney-Tooney-Lucko’s “drawings” to a visual arts prof. She thought they were funny because she is a left-wing zealot, but she said the drawings were crude and childish. She said he would get a “D” in her class

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 06:10 PM | Link to this

Dusty,

If we go with my plan and you become VP ml will just draw you in leather and holding whips a lot.

I’ll be the naked guy with big ears.

By buff

November 30, 2005 06:11 PM | Link to this

RW, the ease of technology exposes the Dems every day. Now, does anyone expect the leftist media to cover those FACTS? Of course not

Cocktail time!!!

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 06:11 PM | Link to this

Tonite/ tomorrow’s cartoon: I know it is going to have Bush, the “Plan For Victory” banner and an White House aide. I’m at a loss on the dialogue. And there’s a chance Bush may not have any clothes on.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 06:16 PM | Link to this

So this is what went wrong in the CIA

By Obsessed With Andy

November 30, 2005 06:31 PM | Link to this

The pinkos at “media matters of America” have launched a campaign to keep Ann Coulter off of CNN. The following link describes this effort and provides a contact for CNN-

Pinko Censorship

This is what I sent CNN for my feedback:

I think CNN does not give enough air time to Ann Coulter. She is a highly talented and entertaining pundit who would provide CNN with much needed credibility. In fact, I truly believe you could halt your decline in viewership by giving Ms. Coulter her own 2 hour program from 7 to 9 p.m. Eastern. Thank you for your time.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 06:35 PM | Link to this

Andy,

ml’s new scribbling is up, one of the libs even appeared.

By RW-(the original)

November 30, 2005 06:40 PM | Link to this

This is pretty funny, all the libs are showing up at the new toon.

Do you think they sit around all day waiting for ml’s next drawing? Don’t they have lives? and all those other things they say….

By "Objective" Observer

November 30, 2005 07:27 PM | Link to this

You exceeded your best efforts tonight guys. No wonder you got no responses. Rapid fire is hard to dodge, so they must have taken cover in or under the rocks. Take it easy on them next time. You’ll need them for my entertainment. Have a great night!

By alex

December 1, 2005 09:36 PM | Link to this

can you guys explain this one? i cant understand it

By robert

December 5, 2005 06:07 AM | Link to this

more than 50% of the american people voted for gwb in 2004 knowing that he was raised by the country’s second most prominent liar. they knew that he was on alcohol and cocaine for 20 years. they knew he never had a job until he was 40 years old. and now people are complaining that he is a worthless liar? the man may not be much, but he is what we deserve.

 

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