Political Insider

By Cnn reports

February 17, 2009 6:16 PM | Link to this

That’s why I teach for free. Today’s lesson is on Hospice. You need a mid-wifer when you’re born. You need a mid-shoveler when you croak. They’re realistic people, those hospice workers. Pretty good eye contact, too. They know. I like people who know. Americans who know are bracing themselves. Think of George Bush’s face right now, and tell me you’re not embarrassed for yourself, your country and your God.

Cheney’s parting curse about the next 911 begs the question: “Why is Cheney so bitter?” Why wouldn’t America be grateful that our capitalistic system was foiled by our political system to make Cheney an honorary Saudi King? He has more money than a Saudi king. He commands Blackwater. I dont think any soldier-for-hire would hesitate to obey a Cheney order. Do you?

Cheney is a new bird, my fellow americans. It will take a new approach to law enforcement to get him. I dont think America can move forward till we resolve Cheney’s guilt in abusing our triumvirate. The only way to restore trust in our institutions is to restore trust in all of our institutions, not just the banks, and our triumvirate government is three institutions I’d like to bail out right now by spending Cheney.

Executive branch Legislative Branch Judicial Branch

3 Independent Branches of Government (constitutional law, folks)

Checks and Balances

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely (APCA)

It’s just possible, my fellow americans, that cheney has ruined our country forever. That’s why I’m running for president and need your vote to get cheney. Get Cheney! is my platform. I’m running as the spectral opposite of Cheney. I’m running on law and order, so my entire platform can be described in two words, Get Cheney!

Cheney deserves a fair trial, of course. Vote for me in 2012 and I’ll make sure he gets it.