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SNL’s Coulter: ‘I think torture is good and Christiany”
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
No longer obsessed with Sarah Palin, NBC’s “Saturday Night Live” takes on conservative anorexic Ann Coulter in this web-only video below.
The skit is a send-up of Coulter’s appearance earlier this month on NBC’s “Today.”
Says Coulter, a.k.a. Michaela Watkins:” ”I think torture is good and Christiany, and history will bear that out.”



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Comments
By Copyleft
January 19, 2009 11:58 AM | Link to this
It’s hard to parody someone like the Coultergeist—after all, you have to come up with something insane and ridiculous that she HASN’T actually said yet!
By Snip
January 19, 2009 12:31 PM | Link to this
Ann Coulter is a nasty, vicious c**. Hopefully someone will punch her in the head on TV.
By Sir Winston
January 19, 2009 3:31 PM | Link to this
Wow. Those libs and their quest for universal peace and love are truly inspiring. I love how they only advocate violence on those with whom they disagree. Now, how are they different than Ann? That is right she does not wish violence on the libs. She just wants them out of power. I guess the libs are more violent and unpeaceful than Ann Coulter. way to go Snip. You are giant contradiction and now every one knows it. Peace.
By Roger
January 19, 2009 4:00 PM | Link to this
Jim, congarts on beating the anorexia yourself. It looks like you have made great progress. I would expect nothing more from a “progressive” like you. Way to GO!! You should put up a before pic to go along with the ruddy fat one you have up there.
By Jason
January 19, 2009 6:43 PM | Link to this
Pretty tasteless humor, Jim. I had come to expect a little more class form you. Disappointing.
By Aaron Burr V. Mexico
January 19, 2009 11:50 PM | Link to this
Sir Winston,
I’m liberal and I don’t give a flying frack about peace. And Ann Coulter is a LIAR. And she’s a Hypocrite, just like you are, sociopath.
And Jason,
If you like Ann Coulter, I’m disappointed in you.
Roger,
WOW! That was clever. I in much the way when I say Roger says Roger! to Hitler.
Gee, that wasn’t that clever.
Neither was your anorexia joke Roger.
By Sir Winston
January 20, 2009 12:11 AM | Link to this
Aaron is off his meds again. Aaron have you met Will Jones? Peace
By Nate
January 20, 2009 10:30 AM | Link to this
Sir Winston,
You really have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about, do you? I mean, I know you have the right to free speech and I won’t argue that, but I have the right to call you stupid when you troll like that without even a thread of logic.
By Harlan
January 21, 2009 8:16 PM | Link to this
Yawn
By Jarvis
January 21, 2009 8:16 PM | Link to this
Colter Sucks pole.
By serge storm
January 21, 2009 8:18 PM | Link to this
DUMB Ann is smart you are not Obama sucks!!
By susanna
January 21, 2009 8:23 PM | Link to this
stop it! stop it all of you! cant you see this anger and violence is tearing this world apart?! compassion is what we need! Viva la love and peace!
By TimH
January 21, 2009 8:24 PM | Link to this
What a shock! Another far left opinion with a tasteless dig (see anorexia) from the AJC. And I wonder why Cox Newspapers is failing and trying to sell off most of its locations?
By Ajax
January 21, 2009 8:24 PM | Link to this
The funny thing is, this isn’t exaggerated much. When she talks, she says nothing. She uses hyperbole ALL the time. If you asked her to stay on topic for more than two sentences, her head would explode. She’s exactly what’s wrong with politics in that she bickers, and tears down the other side. She doesn’t offer solutions, doesn’t work toward a common goal. In any company on earth she’d be fired because she does nothing but incoherently criticize the ideas of others and does no work. Idiot.
By Jessie
January 21, 2009 8:27 PM | Link to this
Ann Coulter’s greatest talent is taking liberals to the point of exploding. She commands the facts and is in command of her own emotions. She brings harsh facts to the liberals. They cannot deal with facts intellectually or emotionally, which is their major downfall. Liberals cannot deal with harsh reality, let alone the messenger. In their adolescent effort to make a point, they fling poo like monkeys in a zoo.
I remember when SNL was funny and stimulated discourse. Unfortunate for NBC.
Ann can handle herself just fine, go ahead and mock,she will be just fine.
Go ahead and fling your poo.
It bounces of her and sticks to you.
By susanna
January 21, 2009 8:31 PM | Link to this
stop it! stop it all of you! cant you see this anger and violence is tearing this world apart?! compassion is what we need! Viva la love and peace!
By America FIRST
January 21, 2009 10:05 PM | Link to this
Hee hee!! Coulter is a horrible excuse for a human being and this is a great impression. Spot on!
By Sir Winston
January 21, 2009 10:07 PM | Link to this
You know why the libs hate Coulter and Palin? Becasue they fear them. You see, Coulter and Palin are not the “right” kind woman, and therefore must be attacked. There is no diversity of opinion on the left. They are unable to open their weak winds. Peace.
By saroo
January 21, 2009 11:14 PM | Link to this
Ann Coulter, the conservative c**
By mastus
January 21, 2009 11:18 PM | Link to this
I just wish SNL was worth watching!!!
By Amy
January 21, 2009 11:21 PM | Link to this
I thought..the beginning was kind of funny, just because she sorta talks like that.
And Osama Bin Single Mothers. That…made no sense, but I laughed.
The rest…was just horrible. I can usually laugh at stuff about conservatives (gotta be able to laugh at yourself, right? haha), but that was idiotic. :|
By kingship
January 21, 2009 11:26 PM | Link to this
Just goes to show that tolerance is a one way street for the libs/socialists… “Show US tolerance, and tolerate it when we libel and slander Republicans”. I too miss the days when SNL was funny. Now, it’s “comedy” only professional liars like OlberGoebbels could love. Where was the spiteful skit skewering Caroline “Ya Know” Kennedy? Anywhere? Tell me, because I quit watching that garbage.
If Obama truly takes his oath seriously, I wish him the best. If “The One” pursues pushing this country into a nanny-state with punishment for those who achieve. I will cheer as he falls!
Long live the Republic!
By chuck rampart.
January 21, 2009 11:33 PM | Link to this
moveon.dot.SNL
By Karl
January 22, 2009 1:37 AM | Link to this
Their weak winds huh? I guess we just can’t rip one out the old noggin like sir windstoned. It was said that 70% of conservatives wanted Palin to run in 12 and 100% of liberals did. The logic is that the centrists who now decide presidential elections have enough sense to laugh at considering caribou barbie to lead this country. We attack them for the same reason we attacked dubya: they lampoon themselves.
By karl
January 22, 2009 1:55 AM | Link to this
Kingship, do you really think that we only tolerate ribbing of republicans? I laughed my butt off when all the comedians ripped Clinton a new one for his infidelities and same when those “pick a winner” posters came out of Carter pickin his nose. Most of us are equal opportunity smack-talkers. Some people just make it easier than others to be the butt of jokes.
By Pwn
January 22, 2009 4:34 AM | Link to this
True quote from Coulter:
“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity”
That SNL-fake Coulter is much milder by comparison!
By waynegreen6
January 22, 2009 7:10 AM | Link to this
I dont like ann either, but i see why SNL didnt air this bit.
It wasnt funny
By factseeker
January 22, 2009 8:58 AM | Link to this
I notice all of the post that are anti Coulter never once posted a fact to confirm their rants. This is the result of liberalism. Never be critical and excuse all abhorrent behavior. When confronted by statistics that are unfavorable to a particular group, go after the person bringing the fact to light. Never, under any circumstance, address the issue.
By truther
January 22, 2009 9:11 AM | Link to this
Still waiting for someone to address the facts and statistics brought forth by Coulter. Remember to do so with kind words. The lack of compassion appears to be your biggest concern. Why attack the messenger? Care to address the statistics?
By Ron
January 22, 2009 9:40 AM | Link to this
C U Next Tuesday Coulter is so ridiculous on her own, I don’t know how they managed to make a parody of a parody.
By Ron
January 22, 2009 9:41 AM | Link to this
C U Next Tuesday Coulter is so ridiculous on her own, I don’t know how they managed to make a parody of a parody.
By sarah
January 22, 2009 11:18 AM | Link to this
all i can say is wow there are some really special people out there Ann is surely their leader and i do believe this skit is not a far cry from reality :)
By raleman
January 22, 2009 1:43 PM | Link to this
In 2012 we can only pray that Sara picks Ann for a running mate. Another chance for the Grand Obstructionist Party to make history. raleman
By Prisk
January 22, 2009 2:26 PM | Link to this
I think you are wonderful Ann, keep up the good work!
By Prisk
January 22, 2009 2:27 PM | Link to this
I think you are wonderful Ann, keep up the good work!
By bravetruth
January 22, 2009 4:13 PM | Link to this
An ethnic group of less than 2% of the U.S. includes lorne and seth and nbc’s president. Chevy chase admitted recently that there’s incredible bias at snl. When will we stop playing this game of pretending there’s not an agenda in the 2% ethnic owned liberal msm?
By Finley Wheatback
January 23, 2009 10:43 AM | Link to this
Here’s something to think about. Sometimes in the back and forth between the right and the left, it’s easy to lose your perspective and know when you have gone off the deep end hearling insults just for the sake of it.
Here’s a clue: If you find yourself defending Ann Coulter, if you consider her books be legitimate political commentary, if you find her insightful, then you are way off the deep end.
By Cmurray
January 23, 2009 11:13 AM | Link to this
ANN COULTER rules. Liberals suck.
By Will Jones
January 23, 2009 11:17 AM | Link to this
Google “Coulter Deutsch perfecting the Jews” and watch shemale Mann Coulter channel Adolf Hitler perfectly…just the tone Rome’s fascist plutocracy and their traitors in the American Fifth Column want us to adopt.
Jefferson was right: Rome is “an engine for enslaving mankind”…”the real Anti-Christ.” Roman Catholic-raised Coulter may be undercover now calling herself “Episcopalian” but her true colors are showing.
theamericanfundament.blogspot.com
By Jessie
January 23, 2009 12:23 PM | Link to this
Finley attacks those who listen to Ann Coulter.
Apparently you must reject out of hand any comments made my someone you disagree with,not have a discourse, but simply declare yourself superior. Fine example fo a closed mind. Reject real statistics, that point out a real problem, then attack the messenger.
Will Jones jumps in with a sophmoric slam, laced with bigotry.
Liberals are unable to deal with the reality of a difficult world. Naive,bigoted and thick.
Liberal are who we think the are.
By Will Jones
January 23, 2009 3:33 PM | Link to this
Pray tell, “Jessie,” What exactly is sophomoric about pointing out the unmarried, childless, anorexic 47-year old “woman’s” videotaped enunciation of Hitler’s exterminationist view on “The Big Idea w/ Donny Deutsch?”
Have you not read Hitler’s autobiography “Mein Kampf,” or “DeHarbe’s Catechism of the Catholic Faith,” which taught him and his fellow Nazis that it “was noble Roman soldiers who slaughtered one million and one hundred thousand Jews (“perfecting them” in Coulter’s world) in A.D. 70 Jerusalem as proof of the Divine Judgment against those who murdered Our God?”
Did you think they came up with the Holocaust by licking the idea off a wall?
They got away with it because it was Roman Catholic Big Oil/Vatican-banker Rockefeller and his Bush front, Prescott, who funneled Roman Catholic collection plate funds to the author of “I Paid Hitler,” papal “baron” Fritz “The Rockefeller of Germany” Thyssen, Prescott Bush’s papal frat brother of the Knights of Malta…whose leadership of the CIA killed John Kennedy six weeks after his NSAM263 ordered our military withdrawal from their SEAsian slave plantation of Vietnam.
Did you think the Roman Catholics on the Supreme Court cheated a closeted homosexual draft-dodger into the White House because they were being “patriotic?” Why do you think Bush and Cheney are still breathing our air when everybody knows they committed 9/11?
Where’s the bigotry? I admit I’m born an American of the blood which won Our War of Independence, by G-d, accept only the American Creed (found in the Mottoes on the Great Seal) and refuse to kiss whatever human anatomy you papists are taught to, if that’s what you mean by bigotry, but the truth is the truth.
Speak to the facts. Speak to Ann Coulter on the video channeling Hitler.
America is much too precious to be influenced by your logical fallacy.
Death for Treason
theamericanfundament.blogspot.com
By Jessie
January 23, 2009 5:30 PM | Link to this
WOW Finley,Looks like your follower proves my point in spades.
And you think Ann is over the top.
Speaking of Ann’s comments on Dannny’s show.
Dan played his cards just like a good liberal, turned himself into a victim, had his feelings hurt, which made it impossible to discuss Ann’s comment. Therefore Little Dan (in his mind) won the debate, which never occurred, because after all “he was offended”. This tactic is common with Ann’s detractors.
If you do not understand that calling people names is sophmoric, I cannot help you.
The liberals have been calling Bush/Cheney, pretty much all Republicans “Hitler” for eight years now. Ridiculous and not worthy of a reponse.
Ann questions single motherhood as undesirable and backs it up with real stats, and the Left goes wild.
Defend the virtues of single motherhood if you will. The fact of the matter is, it should not be glorified, as it is by the Whoopies of the world. Single parenthood causes should be addressed, beginning with holding the “single fathers” accountable, and not rewarding “single parenthood” with increased welfare benefits.
Your anti-Catholic bigotry speaks for itself.
Your CIA conspiracy is always good fodder for speculation. I will adjust my aluminum helmet to the secret frequency, and get back to you.
Apparently homesexuals are on your “undesireables” list as well. I can’t help you with that, you would be the expert on that matter.
Peace out pumpkin!
By Will Jones
January 23, 2009 6:46 PM | Link to this
Homosexuals aren’t “undesirables” in America: lying, treasonous, draft-dodging hypocrites like 9/11-committing closet-queen George W. Bush, and his followers and accomplices too stupid or perverse to care, or recognize the Anti-Christ when America’s Founder spelled it out, are.
Those who admire Ann Coulter should have daughters just like her…and, on margin, their lines too will be cut-off.
By Jessie
January 23, 2009 7:12 PM | Link to this
Now if you would be so kind as to explain the mystery of the “one dollar bill”.
You apparently have too much free time on your hands, but since you do, I need the latest updates on the Bermuda Triangle and UFO’s. Please explain the latest news and the interrelatedness of the two.
This will be my last correspondence. The micro chip the CIA placed in my molar is paging me.
This would be satire. Link Ann Coulter for explanation.
Peace out Dude.
By Anastasia
January 24, 2009 5:39 AM | Link to this
Sir Winston, you say Ann Coulter doesn’t believe in violence? Perhaps you missed these quotes of hers.
“My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.”
“We need to execute people like (John Walker Lindh) in order to physically intimidate liberals.”
“We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens’ creme brulee.”
“If I’m going to say anything about John Edwards in the future, I’ll just wish he had been killed in a terrorist assassination plot.”
Yeah, she’s a nice, peace loving woman. Let’s face it. She’s completely insane. I happen to think the SNL parody of her was boring, as Coulter herself has become so delusional, she’s now a parody of herself.
BTW, know how she got her start in journalism? George Magazine. You know, that defunct magazine run by John Kennedy Jr.
To Will, most of us saw her on Donnie Deutsch’s show saying Jews need to be perfected. But she wasn’t talking about Hitler’s eugenics. She means a massive conversion to Christianity. I guess she feels everyone is as full of hate as she and therefore needs to spend their time on their knees praying to Jesus for forgiveness. But you go off on a tangent that makes me feel you’re as insane as she.
I actually find Coulter to be an interesting case study. She’s a professional pot stirrer and she knows it. She revels in being hated. However, her 15 minutes will be over soon. Did anyone see her on inauguration night on any shows to talk about how Obama is heralding in the end times or anything of the sort? Nope. She’s taken her act so far, she’s becoming a liability. Papers in heavily conservative areas have been dropping her column, as conservative readers complained so much and don’t wish to be painted with the same brush as she.
If you feel anything she says is the truth, you’re in the far right fringe. Take her for what she is. Satire that has turned into a parody of herself.
By Jessie
January 24, 2009 11:24 AM | Link to this
If you feel anything she says is the truth, you’re in the far right fringe. Take her for what she is. Satire that has turned into a parody of herself.
The closed mindedness of some folks never ceases to amaze me. Declare yourself superior and marginalize those who disagree. Never offer facts to support your conclusions. Take peoples’s comments out of context and fail to develope a concept. This is how ignorance is propagated.
I actually find Coulter to be an interesting case study.
Could we possibly be more condescending?
To give you the minimum of credit you did recognize Will as a fruit loop.
By Jessie
January 24, 2009 11:46 AM | Link to this
In an effort to expand this conversation, Coulter’s main trust in her articles and books is to bring to discussion harsh and difficult issues.
As long as Muslims and Christians exist there will be conflict. Just a fact. How would you deal with it? The 90’s soft diplomacy led to 9/11. The Bush years of hard diplomacy led to an impasse of violence. Neither appear to successful in dealing with this issue. Google “The Longest War Carlin” to get a down and dirty on this.
Single motherhood, the current Coulter lightening rod is another harsh reality. How would you deal with it. Glorify it? Reward it? Claim your feelings are hurt and blame the messenger?
Liberals, short on answers, long on narcissistic sensitivity.
Conservatives, unrealistic expectation that people will choose the difficult solution.
Reality, recognizes neither self serving diatribe,just remains harsh.
By Vaughanster
January 25, 2009 1:31 AM | Link to this
This hag can’t hold a candle to Ann! She’s fat and ugly, and sounds stupid and boring.
By Vaughanster
January 25, 2009 1:32 AM | Link to this
This hag can’t hold a candle to Ann! She’s fat and ugly, and sounds stupid and boring.
By john singleton
January 25, 2009 5:29 AM | Link to this
first of all, i don’t understand what was so controversial about this- what ann coulter actually says is much more offensive to, well, humanity. secondly, i just don’t get the portrayal. i mean, i agree that ann coulter is a worthless piece of human excrement and all, but i just don’t understand why they had a women play him. the only good thing about ann is that he’s a outright (if unconvincing) drag queen, right?
By Becky Anderson
January 25, 2009 5:38 AM | Link to this
Haha, look at jessie, talking like she knows something about Islam! That’s even funnier than the clip!
By vesica
January 25, 2009 6:23 AM | Link to this
Uhhh, that’s “woman”, John, not, “women”. ann c** can barely bow to the demands of the hairy needs of one female impersonator. On a related note, you’d think he would do something about that Adam’s apple. He’s a disgrace to the human race in general, but especially to transexuals who give a damn.
By Frank Teddleson
January 25, 2009 10:03 AM | Link to this
Ann is a brilliant satirist. If you’re not upset watching her, then she hasn’t done her job.
Look at you sophisticated bloggers reeling from the very thought of her.
And sorry, but Ann Coulter is hot, and I’d crank her in a new york minute.
By Jessie
January 25, 2009 11:08 AM | Link to this
Like I said in my first post Ann’s largest talent is making libs explode. The point has been proven time after time at this thread.
As Saul Alinsky taught, “Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it.”
From what I have read at this board, that would be giving the posters here, way too much credit,because at some point you would have had to read a book.
This thread appears under employed,under educated,underage,or under the influence. Certainly incapable of articulating a thought.
Stop wasting your time here. Go read your Peoples magazine and above all drive safely and have fun at the prom.
By Will Jones
January 26, 2009 4:05 AM | Link to this
Unmarried, childless, undercover nun Ann Coulter’s above apologists for her Hitlerian expressions can find much support from their gay Hitler Youth pope in his recent rehabilitation of a formerly excommunicated Holocaust-denying bishop.
Legitimate Americans, on the other hand, true to Our black, white, Jew, and Gentile Whig Founders, would do well to begin reforming the “Ward Republics” upon which America’s utopian vision was constructed: for the Fifth Column, for whom Coulter and the above Tories work, will not “go gentle into that good night” when the People fully realize the extent of their treason and entrenched power.
“Tory Oaks” yet abound for those unwilling to “unclench their fists,” as our new president has described them.
Death for Treason
theamericanfundament.blogspot.com