The Vent

On Memorial Day, the color alert should be “red, white and blue.”

If you take advantage of the free roof inspection for hail damage, I guarantee you that you will have hail damage.

I really wish Keith Olbermann would go back to “Sports Center” and stop giving me his opinion and framing it as news.

Even I, a conservative, am fed up with dogmatic complaining and whining of arrogant, blathering right-wing know-it-alls.

Have you noticed how much air they are putting in toothpaste tubes now? Who do they think they are fooling?

What a wonderful sight: a pair of pileated woodpeckers educating their two, possibly three, youngsters in our backyard trees.

One of my 10th-grade students told me he wouldn’t be in school the day of his final exam because he had to go to his little brother’s kindergarten graduation. I would say his parent’s priorities are seriously skewed.

Republican House speakers have been sent packing for much less than Nancy Pelosi has done.

Regarding Pelosi vs. the CIA: Not taking sides, but isn’t lying in the CIA’s job description?

We hardly ever get any meaningful mail that we don’t get notice of on the Internet. Mail one day a week the day before garbage pickup would be sufficient for us so we could put 90 percent directly into the recycling bin.

There are worse places to live than Georgia. Maybe it’s not Georgia, but you.

Seeing the daily carnage on Atlanta’s highways, we should change our slogan from “too busy to hate” to “too dumb to slow down.”

To the old-timer sitting on the porch while his neighbors are doing yardwork: Who is doing your yardwork? Just because you’ve retired doesn’t mean that you don’t need to keep the yard looking decent. Move to a condo so your neighbors won’t have to look at your mess.

Leave it to Obama to place the new mpg requirements on the auto industry as they all deal with imminent bankruptcy —- is he thinking?

I know exactly where to send the Gitmo detainees. Straight to Sarah Palin and Alaska.

People regarding their unpublished vents are like parents regarding their unruly children: They all think theirs are wonderful.