To most of Middle America, Bob Saget remains Danny Tanner, that goofy "Full House" dad, and host of "America's Funniest Home Videos."
But as many of his biggest fans know, he's a dirty, dirty man. So filthy he'd make Andrew Dice Clay blush. Buzz checked out his show at the Tabernacle on Friday night, and it's 50 percent potty humor, 45 percent sex jokes and 5 percent usable material for this news-gathering operation.
"I don't know if you can tell," he cracked, "but I'm divorced!"
Yet Saget is so good-natured, so amiable, even the nastiest bestiality reference comes across as oddly sweet. He acts as if the obscenities coming out of his mouth even shock him.
"You're going to go home and watch reruns of 'Full House' tonight and say to Danny, 'Don't pick up the kids! Don't pick up the kids!' "
And a tidbit about submissions for "Funniest Home Videos:" "People sent us porn! Porn! And I have all of it!"
Georgia State student gets crown
It was a good night for Georgia State University at the Miss Georgia contest Saturday.
Chasity Hardman, a 23-year-old GSU music education student, became the second African-American chosen to represent Georgia in January's Miss America pageant. Hardman, a Columbus product who now lives in Atlanta, was second runner-up in the 2007 Georgia contest.
"It's all a blur," Hardman told the Columbus Ledger-Enquirer shortly after winning the title Saturday night at the RiverCenter in Columbus. "I'm just very, very excited." Hardman said she looks forward to traveling as Miss Georgia, as well as to pushing her personal interest in using music in education.
University of Georgia student Lauren Edmunds of Americus was first runner-up. Second runner-up was Georgia State student Kristina Higgins of Dacula.
Guest list full of celebrities
Buzz scanned the early guest list for the Labor Day sci-fi/pop culture extravaganza DragonCon in Atlanta and there are plenty of celebs worth checking out.
A sampling: recently betrothed "Star Trek" icon George Takei, Lou Ferrigno (the '70s era "Incredible Hulk"), Linda Blair ("The Exorcist"), James Marsters ("Buffy"), Sean Astin ("Lord of the Rings"), Kevin Sorbo ("Hercules") and Adam West ("Batman"), who was also at Dukesfest this past weekend. Guaranteed a big reception from the nerd herd: Katee Sackhoff (Starbuck in the current "Battlestar.")
The convention also likes to invite a few curveballs. In 2006, Mickey Rooney came by. Last year? Erik Estrada. This time around: Micky Dolenz of the Monkees. Check out www.dragoncon.org for more.
'Idol' finalist expecting baby
We're not done with "American Idol" yet. Season five finalist Paris Bennett, 20, was showing a significant midriff bulge during the AARP concert last Saturday at Philips Arena, fueling Web speculation she was pregnant. (She had a huge diamond on her ring finger, too.)
Her mother and manager Jamecia confirmed Thursday with the Minneapolis Star Tribune that yes, her daughter is pregnant and due in October. But she wouldn't reveal the fiance or daddy (presumably the same person). Paris on her MySpace page says it's a girl who will be named Egypt.
"I'm proud of how she did it. I was 16 when I got pregnant," Jamecia told the newspaper.
Hmmm ... is Bennett's mom proud of the fact her daughter got pregnant later in life than she did or how her daughter went about "doing it"?
Exchanging vows
Plenty of nuptials this weekend. Besides former "Idol" winner Ruben Studdard marrying Atlanta flight attendant Surata Zuri McCants in Birmingham. Former "Saturday Night Live" star Chris Kattan wed a model in Yosemite Valley, Calif., named Sunshine Tutt. And tennis legend Chris Evert exchanged vows with golf legend Greg Norman on Saturday in the Bahamas.
CELEBRITY BIRTHDAYS
Singer Lena Horne is 91. Jazz bassist Stanley Clarke is 57. Actor David Alan Grier is 53. Actor Vincent D'Onofrio is 49. "American Idol" winner Fantasia Barrino (in Atlanta over the weekend for a paid apperance at Dreamz Nightclub) is 24.
ON MY iPOD: John Schneider
Schneider, in town for Dukesfest this past weekend at Atlanta Motor Speedway, said last week he is hot for Los Lonely Boys, plus his own band Renegade, since he was prepping for a performance last Friday at Wild Bill's. "I've been listening to my set at least once a day," he told Buzz. "There's very little casual entertainment for me." (His last book read was actually heard: an audiobook version of "The Great Gatsby.")
Contributing: news services
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