Monday Vent

Having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.

Why do men at online dating sites pose shirtless? I do not want to date a guy who can’t afford to buy a shirt.

When the office right-wing blowhard tells you he’s “done the research,” that means he heard it on the radio.

You Republican politicians have got to stop acting like Democrats.

I never realized how important I was until the DSL in our entire neighborhood went down and AT&T told me to unplug my computer.

I’m starting a fund-raising drive to send the Clayton County school board back to high school.

If you’re willing to pay $1.50 for 16 ounces of bottled water, you forfeit the right to gripe about gas prices.

Only really bold people drink orange juice with pulp!

When I worked in Scotland and England I didn’t need a car. They have a convenient and inexpensive transportation system that works beautifully. So stop comparing our gas situation with theirs.

Bernie Marcus wants a new head of the aquarium who understands business. Maybe that guy who kept the whales under the roller coaster in Mexico is available. He understood business. Didn’t care much about animals, but you can’t have it all.

My retired-Navy Seal husband says assault rifles work extremely well against home invaders. Buy one, get trained, get proficient, and protect your love ones and home.

Politics is the best way to get nothing done.

All of these centuries from the dawn of man and we find that some are still buying, trading and stealing polished rocks. How dumb is that?

I have finally given up trying to watch CSI Miami. Every time a conversation is started on that show it is drowned out by some kind of noise or music.

I bet the kids eat their veggies when Dad puts his pistol on the restaurant table.

Making ends meet is like trying to put a 32-inch belt on a 40-inch waist. It ain’t going to happen!

The gun law will put demands on restaurants to provide seating with your back to wall!

This weather has my weather vane confused.