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February 2009
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Reasons for dialing 911 at the Burger King
News item: A man was charged for needlessly calling 911 from a Burger King drive-thru lane in Boynton Beach because the fast-food restaurant had run out of lemonade.Story here.
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New cereal endorsement opportunities for Michael Phelps
The Top 10 breakfast cereals that still want Michael Phelps for an endorsement
1. Cocoa Pfffs
2. Cap’n Munched
3. Cinnamon Grams
4. Blunt Nut Crunch
5. Frosted Mini-herbs
6. Puffed Wheat
7.Special M
8. Total Weed-n-Bran
9. Grass Nuts
10.Cracklin’ Oat Bong
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A new Florida Marlins stadium?
Buy me some peanuts and a retractable roof
South Florida’s Major League Baseball team is looking toward Feb. 13 as the day Miami-Dade County officials will give the green light to begin ground breaking on a new stadium for the Marlins on the site of the old Orange Bowl. Story here.
Fishy math
Once in the new stadium, the team’s name would change to the Miami Marlins, and the team, which has ranked last in attendance, will begin drawing 2 million fans a year, the team’s management predicts.
The last time the team drew 2 million fans was during its first playoff season in 1997. The new location, more remote to Palm Beach and Broward counties, will make the stadium further away from a key part of the team’s fan base.
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Taxing issues for a new adminstration
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Michael Phelps does the Back-toke
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When football becomes porn
News item: The Super Bowl broadcast in parts of Arizona was interrupted when the game feed was replaced by a pornographic movie already in progress. Story here.
Top-10 signs that your TV football game has been interrupted by porn
1. They’re bringing out the chains without a first down to measure.
2. When the pileup is untangled there’s no ball at the bottom of the heap.
3. There’s no whistle blown after a clear case of clipping from behind.
4. The two-minute drill goes on for 15 minutes.
5. For the first time, you question whether somebody made a mistake when naming the team the the San Francisco 49ers.
6. Al Michaels is naked.
7. There are no beer or truck commercials after stops in the action.
8. Operator of the end-zone camera is giving coaching instructions.
9. Play continues even though one team appears to be playing one-man down.
10. There’s a flag thrown on the play. No, wait a second, that’s not a flag. That’s a banana yellow Speedo.
