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New cereal endorsement opportunities for Michael Phelps
The Top 10 breakfast cereals that still want Michael Phelps for an endorsement
1. Cocoa Pfffs
2. Cap’n Munched
3. Cinnamon Grams
4. Blunt Nut Crunch
5. Frosted Mini-herbs
6. Puffed Wheat
7.Special M
8. Total Weed-n-Bran
9. Grass Nuts
10.Cracklin’ Oat Bong
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By Dwayne Hoover
February 10, 2009 12:02 AM | Link to this
The kettle calling the pot black? Cereal giants that exploit children and keep them buzzed on sugar, causing all sorts of developmental health problems.
By Andy
February 10, 2009 8:14 AM | Link to this
How about Weed-eze “the breakfast of champions”
By SAS
February 10, 2009 9:02 AM | Link to this
President Obama will need medicinal weed if the Secret Service keeps letting him hit his head everytime he enters Marine One.
Makes you wonder were the steps to get in positioned wrong or is the door to such a well used helicopter that poorly designed.
By Kilgore
February 11, 2009 1:42 AM | Link to this
DUM VIVIMUS VIVIMUS