Home > Table Talk > Archives > 2008 > October > 13
Monday, October 13, 2008
What Cocktails do the Candidates Drink?
The Atlanta Journal-Constitution
Okay, I totally stole this idea from a press release I got last week touting the candidates as spices and giving recipes for each from The Spice Hunter.
But with the economy the way it is, I don’t need spice, baby. I need a well-made drink.
What cocktail would the Presidential and Vice Presidential candidates drink?
John McCain: While it’s tempting to tout McCain’s tough demeanor, he’s got to have his pussycat side — you know — the side he’ll save just for those late night brainstorming sessions with Sarah in the Oval Office? So rather than choose the obvious, like a stiff shot of good Kentucky bourbon, McCain’s softer side begs for something a little less obvious: How about a good, old-fashioned rusty nail? Sure, it’s scotch pure and simple, but with a nip of Drambuie.
Barack Obama: Obama’s sense of balance vs. versatility begs for further investigation. I mean - what is he really thinking? For all we know he could be tallying Michelle’s last shopping spree. But for the candidate who has everything, Obama needs a cocktail with a subtle kick and twist: a classic gin and tonic — with a twist of lime and some top shelf gin.
Sarah Palin: She may not be able to spell cocktail, but my guess is she can probably drink one. Short and sweet: Cherry-flavored Jell-O shots. They’re fun, flavorful and cheery. And gosh, Jell-O jiggles!
Joe Biden: Nothing sweet for this tough guy. But dangit Delawarians, shouldn’t we get a few vitamins digested as we drink? That seems prudent: A bloody Mary, with lots of horseradish (it clears the sinus cavity!). And bartender, make it a double with lots of celery and olives.
Permalink | Comments (6) | Post your comment | Categories: Dining
