I once opened a door for a woman in downtown Atlanta and she cursed me. I said "pardon me, I mistook you for a lady."

Score: 43

There is entirely too much money involved in Idol for the producers to allow "fate" to determine the outcome. These producers are pros. They know how to manipulate the oxygen abusing public into thinking that they actually make a difference.

Score: 21

$185 for a ticket to see the Eagles: WITLESS!!!

Score: 19

If you paid $185 for one ticket to see the Eagles-you need a Clark Howard course!

Score: 18

So, Atlanta ranked high in the "most rude drivers" category. No wonder. Just look how many migrated here from up north.

Score: 18

If you don't like the DJ's on a radio station, you don't have to listen to that station.

Score: 18

If a girl wants to be just friends, it sounds like she already dumped you!

Score: 17

I wonder if the media only reported positive, uplifting stories if we would see crime decline.

Score: 9

My wife says I am too lazy to have an affair. I'd love to prove her wrong, if only it didn't take so much work.

Score: 5

If there is one book to base my faith on, it's my 6th grade science book. Males were designed to have relationships with FEMALES. Flip that around if you wish. Science doesn't lie.

Score: 4

I am really PO'ed that La-Z, Cra-Z and Sweet-Tea didn't get BET nominations.

Score: -2

CBS cancelled Moonlight. A good show with a hot cast. Who RUNS these networks???

Score: -4

I knew that Sheriff in CSI Nevada was a crook, murderer, on-the-take...

Score: -5

Get a grip. AI results are not scripted. They don't give a rat's pattoti who wins. The more controversy, the better the ratings and press.

Score: -6

wrestling is the ONLY REAL SPORT LEFT!!!

Score: -10