You might be a nurse if:

• While using a public restroom, you wash your hands with soap for a full minute and turn off the faucets with your elbows.
• Your favorite dream is the one in which you leave a mess at a patient's bedside and tell a doctor to clean it up.
• People assume you must be great in bed because of the 9 billion X-rated movies about nurses.
• Everyone — including complete strangers — tells you about each and every ache and pain he or she has.
• You want to put your foot through the TV screen every time you see a nurse on a soap opera doing nothing but talking on the phone and flirting with doctors.
• You can almost see the germs on doorknobs, telephones and toilet seats.
• You can watch a gory movie and eat anything afterward, even spaghetti with lots of tomato sauce.
• You use a plastic 30cc medicine cup for a shot glass.

From: www.meredy.com/nursetips/nursingtips.html