Mets Vent

Let 'em have it: Send in your Mets Vent.

I guess $116,000,000 doesn't buy as much anymore.

I think I heard Davies say "Chicks dig the long ball!" when he was walking back to the dugout Tuesday night.

Maybe Mets fans can shave their backs as a sign of unity.

You Mets might have some glory days here and there, but you are still Mets.

This is disgusting. How about a BRAVES Vent?

Braves: $80 million. Mets: $116 million. Braves pitcher Kyle Davies hitting home run: Priceless.

Long live TED TURNER! All hail and bow before us MUTTS!

Would everyone from New York please go back there?

Mets, we concede: You may actually have a better team at this point in the season, but the Braves still beat you.

Mr. Met, let me introduce you to my friend Randall Simon.

You Mets MIGHT win the wild card. But come World Series time, you and Jimmy Rollins will be at home eating Philly cheesesteaks and watching the BRAVES.

Hey Mets fans, you can put away the brooms. No sweep this time, EITHER!

The sight of Mr. Met makes me want to smack him with a baseball bat to the head.

The METS are in town to sweep you like they did last year.

You know as well as I do that the Mets will win the first two.

The only thing sweeter than a victory over the Mets is a victory over the Mets when Glavine is pitching.

Your run of domination of the NL East is in the past, Braves.

Bring out the brooms, 'cause the Mets are about to get SWEPT!

METS = My Entire Team Sucks

The Mets have been showing some muscle against their hometown rivals, but they will be no match for the Braves.

If Pittsburgh can beat Atlanta, the Mets shouldn't have a problem.

We can all agree on one thing: Jimmy Rollins is an idiot.

Too bad the Mets still play second fiddle to the Yanks at home and the Braves in the NL East.

Mr. Met can't be a REAL Mets fan. There's no back hair popping out of the collar of his baseball jersey.

You Mets win the division one year and you think you've done something. Come vent on our site after you amateurs have EARNED it.

Whoever decided that the Mets should be based in Flushing really knew what they were doing.

It's hard to talk trash when you know Chuck James is due in the rotation.

Four numbers and four letters say it all: 1999 NLCS.

Maybe Andruw has been waiting for the Mets to start smacking them out.

After this week end the Braves will know just how good they are and the fans should know who is in first place in this division.

I'd have an inferiority complex too if my team were the JV team for my city. You're not the Yankees. Get over it.

Hey Tommy, watch out for those crazy cabs up there in Yankee Town!

Finally! A Mets Vent to keep the Yankees and the Rebels away from each other.

The Mets will show you crybaby Braves fans that they are in first place for a reason. They are just better. Go Mets!

Who's crying and who, by the way, has won both of the Braves-Mutts series this year?

Time for the Braves to snap out of it with the Mutts in town.

Boy, there's nothing like feeling owned when the hometown caters to the opposition.

The Mets fans are very rude and rowdy and don't understand fan-friendly and family-friendly when they are at Turner Field.

Bravos will take two of three games like always and Larry will smack a few. But bottom line -- the Mets have better horses in their stable and they do not lose three of four to last-place teams.

MR. MET FOR PRESIDENT!