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January 10, 2012
'America's Got Talent' coming to Austin
NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” will be in town this weekend searching for talented Central Texans desperate for their 15 minutes of fame.
The open casting call happens at the Austin Convention Center, 500 E. Cesar Chavez St., this Saturday and Sunday from 8 a.m. and 7 p.m.
Hopefuls — musicians, dance crews, magicians, contortionists, comedians, singers, jugglers, animal acts and more — will have 90 seconds to convince judges they’ve got the right stuff.
The hit show, which airs on NBC, offers a $1 million grand prize.
Get more details on the auditions at AGTauditions.com.
MORE REALITY TV NEWS
01.09.12: ‘Shipping Wars’ features Austin’s uShip
11.30.11: Documents shed light on ‘Top Chef’ deal
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January 9, 2012
'Shipping Wars' features Austin's uShip
Austin — and Austin-based company uShip.com — are front and center in a new reality TV series that debuts Jan. 10.
The A&E Network’s “Shipping Wars” focuses on six shippers whose livelihoods depend on transporting bulky, out-of-the-ordinary items — including a 13-foot-tall metal horse made of car bumpers and a larger-than-life “Little Shop of Horrors” venus flytrap — listed on uShip.com.
The site, launched in 2004, connects truckers with businesses and consumers who need their belongings hauled cross-country. Assignments go to the lowest bidder.
“Trucking is a tough, competitive business,” said Matt Chasen, uShip’s founder and CEO. “‘Shipping Wars’ gives viewers a glimpse into the life of independent American truckers, the unpredictable jobs they face, and how they turn the unshippable into the ‘uShip-able.’”
The site has flourished, in part, because it makes shipping odd-shaped goods affordable, according to Rob Adams, director of Texas Venture Labs and the Venture Labs Investment Competition at the University of Texas’s McCombs School of Business.
UShip was born while Chasen was attending McCombs.
“Their whole business model is odd sizes — stuff that goes off the charts with UPS and FedEx, whose shipping models are based on standard sizes,” Adams said. “With uShip, shipping nonstandard items can be done on a mere mortal’s credit card.”
A&E, which is home to a number of highly rated reality TV shows, including “Hoarders,” “Storage Wars,” “Intervention” and “Dog the Bounty Hunter,” has picked up 10 half-hour installments of the show, which is produced by Austin-based Megalomedia. Depending on viewership, additional episodes could be ordered for a second season.
With commercials for the show in heavy rotation, along with billboards and other advertisements, uShip stands to benefit big time, Adams said.
“This is great news for them,” he said. “You could literally never afford to buy this kind of exposure.”
As of October, the most recent figures available, the company reported $240 million in transactions since 2004. There are 225,000 registered transporters on uShip.com, who have placed 6 million bids for 1.9 million jobs.
‘Shipping Wars’
8 p.m. Tuesdays
A&E, Time Warner Cable channel 60
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December 8, 2011
'America's Lost Treasures' bound for Austin
Producers of a new National Geographic Channel program are heading to Austin.
“America’s Lost Treasures” will set up shop at the Bob Bullock Texas State History Museum next month in search of Texas-centric artifacts with “historical significance and a stellar story.”
The show is especially interested in items with ties to:
The Alamo
Bonnie and Clyde
Sam Houston
Texas Revolution
Railroads
Ranches and oilfields
Spanish occupation of Texas
Space exploration
Got something you’d like to submit? Head to the National Geographic Channel website or send an email to AmericasNationalTreasures@gmail.com.
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December 7, 2011
'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' selects Bastrop County firefighter whose home was destroyed in wildfires
Heart of the Pines Volunteer Fire Deparment firefighter Mizzy Zdroj is getting a new home courtesy of the ABC reality show ” Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.”
She received the knock today along with husband Chris; their grown daughter, Whitney; and twin 8-year-old boys, Ash and Raistlin. The family is being sent to New York on vacation today, and when they return in a week the community will have built them a new home.
“There will be lots of changes, but we have a lifestyle to live. We’ll be planting pickles, gathering eggs and planting a garden,” Zdroj said.
Zdroj is one of 14 Heart of the Pines firefighters who lost their homes during the Bastrop County fires that began Labor Day weekend.
Zdroj and her family were previously profiled in the Statesman. She was also featured in a story about volunteer firefighters when the fires first began.
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November 30, 2011
Documents shed light on 'Top Chef' deal
Producers of Bravo’s “Top Chef: Texas” got a total of $600,000 from the state and the San Antonio Convention and Visitors Bureau for shooting the hit show in Texas, but there were some strings attached.
The deal includes a number of restrictions, such as limiting the broadcast of “explicit negative statements about the state” and barring underage drinking, gambling and illegal drug use by its hosts and judges.
The network and production company Magical Elves had initially sought to block access to the “brand integration agreement,” but a Bravo spokeswoman said they no longer oppose its release and provided a copy to the American-Statesman.
Magical Elves filed suit against the Texas attorney general’s office in early October after it ordered that several documents, including the brand integration agreement, be provided to news reporters who had requested copies.
The state’s Economic Development and Tourism Division, part of the governor’s office, provided $400,000 to the show’s producers, and San Antonio, home base for this season of “Top Chef,” offered up another $200,000.
Read more in my story from Wednesday’s American-Statesman.
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November 27, 2011
‘Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' eyes Bastrop County
The producers of the ABC reality show “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” have been scouting locations in Bastrop County since the September wildfires, and they soon will announce which affected family will get a new home courtesy of the show and local builder EFC Custom Homes.
But first they want to rally the community and gather some volunteers. A community “pep rally” will be held from 6:30 to 8 p.m. Tuesday at the Jerry Fay Wilhelm Center for Performing Arts, 1401 Cedar St. in Bastrop.
Free parking is available on site and across the street at Bastrop High School.
There will be food, speakers and entertainment, including the Bastrop High School band, cheerleaders and drill team, the Cedar Creek High School band and cheerleaders, and the Smithville High School drum line, according to a statement from organizers.
According to show officials, more than 3,000 volunteers are needed for a successful “Extreme” build. Producers need skilled professional volunteers and general volunteers, as well as construction and design materials and other donations. Visit www.efccustomhomes.com to volunteer or to make material donations.
The winning family will be surprised with the news of their selection on Dec. 7, and the new home will be completed Dec. 14.
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November 21, 2011
Austin woman featured on 'Facing Trauma' program
An Austin woman disfigured in a bomb blast will get counseling and reconstructive surgery thanks to a reality TV program.
Evelyn Apoko is featured on the Nov. 23 episode of “Facing Trauma,” which airs on the Discovery Fit and Health network.
Apoko, who arrived here from Uganda, sustained serious mouth injuries as a result of the bombing and has difficulty eating and speaking.
The show airs at 9 p.m. Time Warner Cable customers can find Discovery Fit and Health on Channel 220.
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November 18, 2011
'Master Chef' audition set for this weekend
Think you’ve got what it takes to cut it on Fox’s “Master Chef” reality show?
If so, show up at the Le Cordon Bleu College of Culinary Arts, 3110 Esperanza Crossing, Suite 100, Saturday between 10 a.m. and 6 p.m.
Austin is one of several cities where producers are holding open casting calls. The other stops are Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, Miami, New York City, San Francisco, Savannah, Seattle and Washington, D.C.
Folks selected will compete for a “large cash prize.”
More details at masterchefcasting.com.
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November 7, 2011
DIY reality show in search of 'Desperate Landscapes'
Reality TV lurves Austin.
Host Jason Cameron
We’ve had visits from “Real World” and “What Not to Wear,” among others, in recent years.
And now yet another show has its eye on Central Texas.
DIY Network’s “Desperate Landscapes,” now in its ninth season, is in search of “tragic yards” in our area.
The worst of the worst will get a visit from host Jason Cameron and a crew of landscapers who will spend an entire day working their magic, adding and removing plants, as well as painting beat-up home exteriors and tacking cracked driveways and sidewalks.
The Austin episodes will air in early 2012, the network says.
To be considered, head on over to jaytv.net. The deadline is Dec. 16.
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November 3, 2011
Got an ugly house? A&E wants to hear from you
Casting crews are prowling the Austin area in search of ugly houses for an upcoming reality show.
If your home is tragic enough, you could get $20,000 worth of renovations and some national exposure on the A&E cable network.
Producers say they’re particularly interested in homes “plastered in horrific colors.” Leopard prints, Southwestern motifs, disco, goth and 1950s looks are high on their list, too.
To be eligible, you must live in the Austin area, own your home, and have a front yard and at least two areas inside your house in need of major help.
Fit the bill? Send an email to the casting director that includes your name, address, phone number, a photo of you and your family, a brief explanation of why you need help and, of course, photos of your hideous house.
More details at homemakeovercasting.com.
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November 2, 2011
'Top Chef: Texas' debuts tonight
“Top Chef: Texas” bows — finally — tonight at 9 on Bravo.
There’s certainly been a lot of buzz. Will you be watching?
Food writer Addie Broyles has details on what viewers can expect in today’s American-Statesman.
She’ll also be hosting a live chat on austin360.com during tonight’s episode.
Stop by and keep her company, won’t you?
‘Top Chef: Texas’ judges
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October 19, 2011
'Top Chef: Texas': Bravo's not saying much
Bravo has been really, really quiet about what’s in store this season on “Top Chef: Texas.”
Fans here in the Lone Star State — and beyond — have been clamoring for details for months but, with the show’s debut just two weeks away, the cable network hasn’t released much info.
As I previously reported, we do know the show got $400,000 in state tourism money. The San Antonio Express-News reports the show got $200,000 more from San Antonio in exchange for exposure aplenty.
New photos released by Bravo show the show’s 29 contestants, as well as host Padma Lakshmi, in — you guessed it — San Antonio, posing in front of the Alamo. Shock, shock.
The show also reportedly filmed in Austin and Dallas. Houston, my hometown, was apparently snubbed.
A poster on the Bravo website indicates “Top Chef” did some filming at the Salt Lick, but the network has yet to confirm any of the locations where this season’s episodes were shot.
One thing we do know: Two of the 29 chefs feature this year are Austinites. Andrew Curren from 24 Diner and Paul Qui from the Uchiko and East Side King restaurants are both featured.
The show debuts Nov. 2 at 9 p.m. As more details leak out, we’ll be sure to share.
‘Top Chef: Texas’ contestants at the Alamo
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October 5, 2011
'Top Chef: Texas' spawns legal battle
The producers of “Top Chef: Texas” don’t want you to know details about negotiations that led to the show receiving $400,000 in state tourism dollars.
‘Top Chef’ host Padma Lakshmi
The Texas attorney general’s office ruled late last month that documents related to the deal should be released, but producers from Magical Elves Inc. believe portions should be redacted to prevent “substantial competitive injury.”
Specifically, Magical Elves wants to block the public from seeing “proposals, correspondence and related documents exchanged in the course of confidential negotiations” with the state. The company filed suit in a Travis County district court this week.
The governor’s office says the deal is the first of its kind and will lead to an estimated $15 million in exposure on TV, the Web and via social media.
You can read more in my story from today’s American-Statesman.
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August 15, 2011
Meet Wendy Williams at Austin Idol finals
“How you doin’?”
Yes, Wendy Williams fans, the daytime diva will be in Austin Tuesday as part of her nationwide Say It Like You Mean It summer tour.
Stop by Lakeline Mall, 11200 Lakeline Mall Drive, at 1 p.m. to see Williams, who will also serve as judge for the Fox 7 Austin Idol competition while she’s in town.
Before she heads to Cedar Park, you can catch Williams during the 9 a.m. hour of “Good Day Austin.”
“The Wendy Williams Show,” which starts its third season next month, airs weekdays at 11 a.m. on Fox 7.
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New Bravo series features former UT quarterback
Because we can NEVER get enough reality TV, Bravo rolls out “Most Eligible Dallas” tonight.
The show features six North Texans — three guys, three gals — looking for love in all the wrong places, including former UT quarterback Matt Nordgren.
From his bio: “When it comes to the ladies, Matt definitely plays the field, but isn’t a player. He works hard to always be honest and up-front with his intentions.”
Alrighty then.
As the season progresses there is, of course, lots of drama. And, let’s be honest … that’s the real reason we watch this dreck.
Check it out at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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May 31, 2011
Fox 7 anchor attends Dallas 'X Factor' auditions
He’s naughty. She’s nice.
Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul return to TV this fall on Fox’s “X Factor,” a talent search - with a twist. Unlike “American Idol,” the show allows groups. There’s also no age cap. Anyone 12 or older can try out.
The show hit Dallas last week, where more than 10,000 hopefuls lined up to audition. Also there: Keri Bellacosa, one of the anchors for “Good Day Austin” on Fox 7.
“This is ‘American Idol’ on steroids,” she said. “People love this stuff. They are really pumped up about this.”
Bellacosa spent the morning searching for Central Texans - and there were plenty of them.
“I was awestruck when it came to the number of people who were already waiting in the parking lot when we got there at 6 a.m.,” she said. “There was a lot of energy in the air. People were dancing and singing.
“This is their one chance at stardom.”
After spending the past year anchoring the 9 a.m. hour of “Good Day Austin,” Bellacosa was recently added to the mix for the 7 to 9 a.m. portion of the show. The move allows her to work closely with anchors Joe Bickett and Katherine Kisiel, her mentors since college.
“These are people I look up to so much,” she said. “There’s no other show I’d want to be on.”
So … would the members of the Fox 7 morning team have a shot on “X Factor”? Bellacosa thinks they just might.
“Joe’s a great guitar player,” she said. “Katherine is a pro at juggling life. And I’d do my best singing-in-the-shower take on some old-school Madonna.”
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April 26, 2011
Austin 'Jersey Shore' producer casts new reality show here
“I think it’s time to show America what goes on down in Austin.”
That’s Scott Jeffress talking. A producer on MTV’s popular “Jersey Shore,” Jeffress sent a buzz through Austin’s social media scene recently by posting a one-page website, lostinaustincasting.com.
“Giddy up Texas, time to show the rest of the country what getting REAL is all about!” the site, which is essentially an application form, reads. “When they say ‘Don’t mess with Texas,’ they’re talking about you. Wherever you go, you make a name for yourself. You’ve always had the personality, the looks, the charm, and the style to stand out … Do you rule the bar scene, rope in the hottest of the hot, drink anyone under the table? We want to hear from you! Is everything really bigger in Texas? Prove it. Time to go big, because going home isn’t an option.”
“The objective of this is to — you know, similar to ‘Jersey Shore,’ how we looked at the East Coast, the younger generation and how they spend their summers, it’s going to be a similar thing for the kids of the south,” Jeffress says, on the phone from Los Angeles. “What I’m doing is using primarily Texans who have moved in from outside of Austin and are moving to Austin to seek fame and fortune and success in the most exciting city in Texas.”
48 hours after launching the website, Jeffress was well on his way to finding a cast. At that point, “we had over 200 really good cast possibilities,” he says. “So they’re coming out of the woodwork and they’re very excited and it looks really good.”
The producer wants to put together a group of eight males and females to room together in the heart of the city and chronicle them as they pursue their goals, which — to hear Jeffress explain it — will go beyond “Gym, tan, laundry.”
“Some may be trying to become a musician; there may be kids going to college; some in the tech industry,” he explains. “It’ll be a wide range of goals and career opportunities but it will certainly be a wide range of characters as well.”
Ah, yes … characters. One suspects Jeffress wouldn’t mind landing another personality who could catch fire like “Jersey Shore’s” Snooki or The Situation. After all, one of the questions on the application is “What is your favorite way to let loose and have fun?” and the site’s introduction claims the show is looking for “the biggest and baddest” Texans who are at least 21 years old and relocated to Austin or are planning to move here “for the party of a lifetime.”
It hardly sounds like job interviews and test preparation.
Jeffress and his company Badaddy Productions are essentially producing the show “on spec” and plan to shop it around to five or six networks. It’s not exactly a long shot; Jeffress is known in the industry from his work on such shows as “Jersey Shore” and “The Bachelor,” and Freemantle Media, producer of “American Idol,” has partnered up with Badaddy to get Jeffress’ ideas on the air, he says.
He’s casting another reality show, “Texas Red,” in affluent Texas suburbs in addition to another show in Boston and he’s producing sizzle reels for programs set in L.A. and Phoenix.
“I’m very excited about the possibility of having some shows on the air this year,” Jeffress says.
He’s already got one: “Repo Games,” which Jeffress worked on with his Jersey Shore partner SallyAnn Salsano, premieres tonight at 7 p.m. on Spike.
Read Statesman staffer Peter Mongillo’s January interview with Jeffress after the jump.
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April 22, 2011
Local 'Grease Monkeys' return to 'Shark Tank'
Fifteen months ago, a pair of Austin entrepreneurs appeared on “Shark Tank,” the ABC reality show in which inventors and business owners pitch their products and ideas to a panel of investors, hoping to secure funding in exchange for a stake in the entrepreneurs’ companies.
Erin Whalen and Tim Stansbury, creators of Grease Monkey Wipes, appeared before the show’s investor “sharks” in hopes of obtaining $40,000 in funding in return for a 40 percent stake in their business. The duo succeeded, with two of the program’s investors hopping onto their business plan. The heavy duty cleaning wipes, using an all natural citrus formula to safely clean grease, grime, oil, adhesives, ink and much more, were initially pitched as a way for bicyclists and mechanics to keep clean during maintenance and repair work.
At 7 p.m. tonight on ABC, the pair will be featured in a follow-up segment on the show that was filmed in January. The update focuses on how Grease Monkey Wipes has grown from a local company to a major player in the multi-billion dollar cleaning industry.
“Our Shark Tank experience has given us tremendous momentum,” said Stansbury. “The combination of investment, mentorship and exposure has provided Grease Monkey Wipes opportunities we never before thought possible.”
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April 21, 2011
City of Austin reality TV show premieres Friday
“Dare to Go Zero,” a reality television program produced by the City of Austin, premieres tomorrow at 7 p.m. on the City’s Channel 6 and at austinrecycles.com. The show pits four local families against each other in a five-week competition to recycle more and send less to the landfill.
You can read my Austin American-Statesman story on the show by clicking here.
Here’s a promo for the first episode:
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April 8, 2011
'Idol' shocker: Pia sent packing
“American Idol” front-running contestant Pia Toscano was sent packing at the end of the popular Fox reality singing competition’s Thursday elimination show.
Theories on Toscano’s elimination abound, but the most popular seems to be that she was so universally praised that voters, thinking she was a shoe-in, neglected to vote for her. Others blame “Idol’s” assumed young female voting bloc, accused of sending home mostly women this season.
Internet news and entertainment sites are reeling from the shock:
Fox News Latino chronicled judges’ comments, including Jennifer Lopez’ statement that “I have no idea what just happened here. I’m shocked. I’m angry. I don’t even know what to say.”
MTV wrote that “All sense of logic was officially thrown out the window … there seems to be no rhyme or reason to the voting patterns on the 10th season of the show.”
The Daily Mail’s wrap-up included outraged tweets from celebrities including Ashton Kutcher, former “Idol” contestant Jennifer Hudson and even actor Tom Hanks, who wrote, “Don’t have an Idol habit, but how could the USA vote Pia off? I may be done for the Season.”
Commenters on various bogs weren’t as shocked, calling the singer wooden and devoid of personality.
What do you think? Are you in the judges and celebs camp who think Toscano’s elimination is a crime or do you think the singer was little more than a pretty robot who deserved to go? Are you through with “Idol” or do you plan to continue watching?
Did America get it right?
Sound off in the comments below.
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March 15, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 11
After ten weeks, we finally know what it takes to make stoic, careful Brad Womack show some real emotion: his family. The Austin bar owner — who has been so expressive on this season of “The Bachelor” that he could have a second career appearing in those Old Navy mannequin ads — turned on the waterworks when his family appeared from the brush outside his temporary Cape Town, South Africa digs. Naturally, because he’s displaying actual emotion, Brad covers his face and moves away from the camera (and, not incidentally, his loved ones).
The fam asks him if he’s ready to propose to somebody. Brad tells them that he’s narrowed it down to two special ladies and, actually, that since he skipped proposing to either finalist the last time he was on the show and since he’s been enjoying the final season of “Big Love” on HBO so much, he’s going to propose to both of them.
Just kidding.
Brad says that he wants his family to help him choose his new wife and I don’t get that at all because I don’t even let my family pick out my ties.
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March 8, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 10, March 7
Wow.
That just confirmed my worst fears about how groups of women behave when they are alone together.
With Chris Harrison.
And a studio audience.
On national television.
If last week was “Wild Kingdom,” Monday’s episode was a National Geographic special featuring a pride of jungle cats (although, seriously, did y’all see any pride last night?) circling the wagons around a spider named Michelle.
“The Bachelor’s” rejects, almost none of whom I remembered (or recognized … what happened to Ashley H.?) returned to discuss their experiences on the show and hash out their feuds, but mostly to tear into this season’s villain with relish.
Mmmmmm … relish (sorry — the season recap was so boring that I started daydreaming about those new hot dogs they showed on the Sonic commercial).
Can spiders shed crocodile tears? Because Michelle had the waterworks cranked up to a degree that could put the rest of this week’s ABC shows under a watering ban. Revenge is indeed a dish best served cold and I guess when that coldness mixes with the “hot seat,” it creates rain … from Michelle’s eyes.
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March 1, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 9, Feb. 28
Welcome to the jungle.
There are roaring lions; funny-looking giraffes; big gray elephants; and a slow, lumbering creature that drags its knuckles on the ground as it walks.
Sorry, Brad, that was a cheap shot.
This week Brad and the three remaining harem members are in South Africa doing all kinds of South African-y things. He begins the episode by saying that he has no clue what he’s doing and I’m thinking that might be the first time he’s struck me as having a clue.
He’s going to spend a whole day (and, if he plays his cards right, a whole night) with each contestant — Chantal, Emily and Ashley. He starts with Chantal because the producers asked him to go in alphabetical order. Sorry — that was another cheap shot, but nothing is happening yet and I’m bored.
Brad asks Chantal to guess what they’re going to do on their date. Chantal is thinking, “Duh. We’re in the middle of a wildlife refuge in South Africa.” But she doesn’t want to lose the game, so she gamely asks, “Safari?” and Brad is all stunned that she figured it out. Everything Brad does is “amazing” to Chantal. He’s an “amazing, amazing man.’ He’s “so amazing.” Amazing, amazing, amazing. And I’m thinking he must be doing magic tricks off camera or something, because I’ve been watching this show for nine weeks and I haven’t seen a single thing yet I’d describe as “amazing.”
Read about the dates and find out who goes home after the jump.
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February 25, 2011
Zach Anner wins show on Oprah's network
Meet Zach Anner, national television star. In a surprise move, Oprah Winfrey awarded both the Austin resident and his co-finalist, Kristina Kuzmic-Crocco, their own shows on the Oprah Winfrey Network. Anner will produce a humorous “travel show for people who never thought they could travel.” Anner knows something about the topic, having spent his life in a wheelchair as a result of cerebral palsy.
As one of ten out of 15,000 applicants chosen to appear on the reality competition “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star,” Anner excelled week after week, charming the show’s hosts and celebrity mentors, and earning the respect of his competitors as they fell away one by one.
In Friday’s finale, Winfrey expressed concerns about the physical toll his own show could take on Anner but, in the end, he was just too good to pass up. The pair’s prizes also include a new car and $100,000 from sponsor Kohl’s
“On the day of my pilot shoot I had a fever of 100-and-something. So when you saw me coughing (during the finale), it’s because I was dying,” Anner joked to a crowd of friends and fans at a private Alamo Drafthouse watch party. He had high praise for his competitor, asking the crowd to root for Kristina as well. “We were legitimately rooting for each other,” he said.
“I’m a lucky dude, because I really have no talent,” Anner said, adding that he wants to film an episode in Austin. “Without this city, I would never have learned the skills to do so well,” he said.
Anner’s show is expected to premiere sometime this summer.
FROM THE ARCHIVES
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February 24, 2011
Shami to appear on 'Celebrity Apprentice'
Maybe former Texas gubernatorial candidate and self-proclaimed “hair king” Farouk Shami can give the Donald some grooming tips.
An NBC press release reveals that Shami, who lost the 2010 Texas Democratic primary nomination to former Houston mayor Bill White, will appear with host Donald Trump as a guest judge on the May 1 episode of “Celebrity Apprentice.”
Watch the drama unfold beginning Sunday, March 6 at 9 p.m. Eastern! NBC’s hit show The Celebrity Apprentice returns to primetime for its 11th consecutive season. Making a guest appearance amid the all-star line up will be Farouk Systems Founder and Chairman, Farouk Shami, who will appear as a guest judge during a special task in episode 9 airing May 1st.
“The next season of The Celebrity Apprentice will be the most exciting yet,” said Donald Trump, the show’s star and executive producer. “We are thrilled to bring back the celebrity format with 16 new and unbelievably talented celebrities who will help me make The Celebrity Apprentice one of the hottest shows on television this spring. Our cast and the tasks they perform in conjunction with our sponsor partners are just outstanding. As the top television shows for product placement and brand integration, The Apprentice proves the extraordinary value we offer to our sponsor partners.”
This season’s cast includes Real Housewives of Atlanta star NeNe Leakes, actresses Lisa Rinna and Marlee Matlin, model Niki Taylor, singer Dionne Warwick, former The View co-host Star Jones, Playmate Hope Dworaczyk and LaToya Jackson. On the men’s side, rapper Lil Jon, actor Gary Busey, former baseball player Jose Canseco, Survivor winner Richard Hatch, former teen idol David Cassidy, and singers Meat Loaf, John Rich and Sugar Ray lead singer Mark McGrath.
“Watch me, the Hair King, on The Celebrity Apprentice with my good friend Donald Trump,” Shami said. “We are proud to have gotten the opportunity to share in this experience. You won’t want to miss out on this season!”
The newest season of The Celebrity Apprentice premieres Sunday March 6th at 9 p.m. on NBC.
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February 23, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 8, Feb. 21
So, I struggled with this week’s recap, which is why it’s being posted two days late. Maybe I’m suffering “Bachelor” burnout, but it just didn’t seem like much happened in this episode — much that I could find any interesting way to write about, in any event. I did my best, but you’ve been warned.
It was so bad that I had to resort to artificial means of entertainment to make it through a re-watch: Every time Brad said either “This was the girl I liked the first time I met her” or “more than you know,” I ate a Girl Scout cookie (and, by the way, calling them “Thin Mints” is just flat-out deceptive). It’s the middle-aged homebody’s version of a drinking game. I gained about six pounds. Don’t judge.
In this week’s episode, Brad’s going on hometown dates with the four remaining contestants, but not before he tells us where he stands with each one. Chantal, he says, has taken him on an emotional roller coaster (and I’m assuming he could only get on it because there was a sign that said “you must be this dull to ride.”) Brad says that he and Ashley have hit some speed bumps. Maybe that’s because they’re moving way too fast. Shawntel, he claims, has never subjected him to drama, games or a roller coaster. Perhaps that’s why she’s the long shot. Finally, he claims that there’s something very real between him and Emily. There’s something between them, alright but, oh, Brad … ghosts aren’t real and Ricky Bobby is always in the room!
Brad says he’s so excited to meet the young women’s families and all I can think is, if you’re truly excited about something, do you have to keep saying how excited you are about it? Shouldn’t it just be kind of obvious?
Continue reading about Brad’s trips after the jump.
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February 21, 2011
Zach Anner makes it to Oprah's 'OWN Show' finale
Terey Summers, a comedic motivational speaker whose dream was to host a traditional talk show, was eliminated from “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star” Friday night. That means Austin’s Zach Anner and fellow contestant Kristina Kuzmic-Crocco advance to the final episode where they will compete for their own show on the Oprah Winfrey Network.
Terey had difficulty articulating her show concept to the reporters, while Kristina had to defend her stance in her frequent battles with departed contestant Elizabeth Espinosa. Only Zach went through this segment of the episode unscathed, utterly charming the reporters and disarming them with his quick wit.
The contestants were each surprised by Oprah herself, who showed up to interview them about their proposed shows, philosophies and their motivations. Each of the three competitors — once they got over the shock of being interviewed by Oprah — performed well under pressure, getting high marks from their prospective boss for their answers to her questions.
But if they all skated through, Zach turned in a gold medal performance. At the end of his interview, instead of just thanking Winfrey, he turned the tables by saying he wished he could ask her some questions. And when Winfrey told him to go ahead, he had several good questions to toss at her — questions Winfrey aide (and the week’s mentor) Gayle King said her friend and boss had never before heard.
The contestants’ final task was to interview King. Again, Terey lagged behind Kristina and Zach.
In the judging phase, both Terey and Kristina were grilled by hosts Nancy O’Dell and Carson Kressley along with King. The trio pointed out that Zach was the only one of the remaining three contestants who had never landed in the bottom two and sent him back to green room safety.
In the end, it was Kristina’s on-camera comfortableness and Terey’s unclear vision for her show that led the judges to send Terey home, leaving Zach and Kristina to battle it out this Friday to decide a winner. The previews showed both of the remaining contestants seeming to have problems, so I’m sure there’s some drama left to be seen, enough to fill an extra 30 minutes — Friday’s finale will be 90 minutes long instead of the usual hour.
“Your OWN Show”
8 p.m. CT Fridays, OWN
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February 15, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 7, Feb. 14
Three one-on-one dates this week and one group grope. How Anguilla it all turn out?
The first date card from Brad reads “Three things I will bring to a desert island: A picnic lunch; champagne; and Emily.” Awww. But, really, that’s four things because Emily brings the memory of her deceased race car driver fiancee Ricky Bobby with her everywhere. I hope the destination island is big.
Because they’re going more than twenty paces, a helicopter flies in to whisk them away. The sandbar they land on is not really that big, and I’m afraid that if the waves get too high they could both be drowned. I scan the horizon to see if Michelle is bobbing up and down anywhere on the coastline trying to make that happen.
They drink champagne because, well, Emily’s quiet and she seems to be one of the more chaste women in this mess and, so, there’s probably not much else to do. They each admit that the other makes them nervous and I’m thinking, “brilliant, secluded, activity-free spot for a date, then.” Emily says their relationship will only work if the sun and moon are out at the same time. Somewhere off camera, a prop master curses then dives into action. Because, suddenly, both heavenly bodies are out together — and the sun and moon are, too — and Brad and Emily kiss.
Over dinner, Brad pops the question: Can I meet your daughter? It’s an appropriate question because next week is the episode where Brad goes to the surviving women’s hometowns to meet their families and tries to explain to them why he’s dating their daughters but making out with three other chicks. Emily is hesitant and says she knows she is overprotective, but that’s a big step. She promises to consider it. Brad tells her he knows that he’s breaking the rules, but that’s okay because he’s a loner, Dottie, a rebel! He’s going to give her a rose at the end of the week, so he doesn’t want her to worry about that. He tells her to do whatever she has to do — make phone calls, buy cases of Chapstick — to prepare for his visit.
Shawntel N. gets the next one-on-one date. Brad takes her through the streets of Anguilla. I still think he’s pronouncing it wrong, but I pronounce the double l’s in ‘tortilla,” so what do I know? They ride bicycles to the farmers’ market because, I don’t know, maybe the chopper is out of gas after lugging around Brad, Emily and all that extra champagne weight. They drink from coconuts and then Brad passes out and Shawntel surgically harvests his kidney for sale on the Caribbean black market. Just kidding, but she works with dead bodies and she totally could.
They meet and chat up some locals and Shawntel says she likes seeing Brad interact with other people (mostly, I’m figuring, other people who aren’t her Michelle). Look at them jump rope! Cute! Brad’s voice-over says he’s seeing a different side of Shawntel today and, from the camera angles, I’m guessing it’s her backside because that’s all they’re showing (not that there’s anything wrong with that).
Brad tells Shawntel about his daddy issues and she responds by admitting that she’s falling for him (Brad, not his pop). Brad thanks her and tells the camera that this makes him happy (hey — that’s the same line that worked for Chantal!). It rains during dinner, which is like Viagra for these kids, so there’s lots more kissing. Then they’re treated to a reggae serenade (which, frankly, makes about as much sense as a romantic break-dance) by some big-deal Anguillan artist who probably sold more records there than The Beatles.
Next, Britt finally gets her one-on-one date. Sadly, it’s also going to be her one-and-only-one-on-one date. Brad walks her out to the beach and tells her he’s picked up women in helicopters, he’s picked them up in convertibles and he’s picked them up in boats, but he’s never picked one up in a yacht (he’s probably also picked up women in the HEB, too. I’m surprised he doesn’t mention that). Britt asks how they’ll get to the vessel and Brad says there’s only one way. So they wade out into the water and the next thing you know they’re standing on the deck. I’m guessing the editors conveniently cut the segment where the helicopter picked them up and flew them to the yacht.
Then Brad tells Britt to go jump off a cliff and she does. To be fair, they’re cliff diving and he jumped first. Still, though poor Britt is petrified she finally does it “for Brad,” who says he is proud of her for overcoming her fears. Of course.
Sitting on the beach, Brad tries to get something going but just isn’t feeling it. The couple make wee, tiny small talk but it is pretty clear that they have no connection. He tells the camera that he just doesn’t get it: here he is in one of the most romantic spots on Earth with a beautiful woman but he has no inclination to grab her and kiss her. I’m figuring that’s because Britt hasn’t told Brad that she’s afraid to kiss him. If she’d only done that he would have to move in — you know, to help her overcome her fear.
During dinner, Brad admits to Britt that he doesn’t see himself spending the rest of the evening with her, much less his whole life, and sends her home. I feel bad for Britt because she stuck around this long without a solo date with Brad when some of the other women have had, like, three. Hmmm … why do you think that chemistry hasn’t developed, Brad? I imagine Brad didn’t do very well in chemistry.
In the wee hours of the morning, our bachelor sneaks into Chantal O., Ashley and crazy Michelle’s bedrooms with a flashlight and wakes them up. You just know he wanted to dip their hands into a bowl of warm water while they were still asleep and see if he could make them pee. Anyway, the girls are kind of grumpy because it’s early and they don’t have time to shower or put on make-up. Judging from what they’re wearing when they leave, they didn’t have much time to choose outfits, either.
It turns out they’re headed to the beach for a sunrise photo shoot for the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition (which, not coincidentally, hits newsstands today). Frankly, I’m not sure what sport this show falls into, but it’s competitive, I’ll give you that.
Ashley goes first. The photographer convinces her to drop her top and cover her chest with conch shells. I imagine it was all Brad could do to avoid grabbing them and making honking noises, but instead of saying “honk, honk!” he’d say “conch, conch!” Chantal, a front-runner but so insecure, drops her top as well. Crazy Michelle says she can’t be talked into stuff like that. But you now who is good at being talked into stuff? Brad. Michelle says she wants to do a shoot with him and they go all “From Here to Eternity” on the sand, except it really does feel like an eternity because Michelle is really pushing it and, clearly, everybody else is uncomfortable.
After the shoot, the foursome enjoy a pool party, except “enjoy” is the wrong word because everybody is really tense and uncomfortable. They’re all mad at each other and Brad feels guilty. He especially feels guilty about making out with evil Michelle, so he pulls Chantal and Ashley aside and tries to apologize in his own “I didn’t do anything wrong; open up to me and tell me what you’re feeling” kind of way. This is the only date this week with a rose and Brad gives it to Ashley, which ticks off crazy Michelle and freaks out Chantal. “If you can’t pick me fir-fir-first out of three women, then just send me ho-ho-home,” she chokes out through her tears.
Just before the weekly cocktail party, Brad tells host Chris Harrison that he’s already made his decision and he wants to skip the party and go straight to the Rose Ceremony. Harrison says, “Let me play devil’s advocate,” which I’m pretty sure is a sneaky way for him to imply that Brad is, in fact, the devil. I’m pretty sure he’s going to point out to Brad that he’ll be giving up a few hours at an open bar, but instead he asks if conversations with the women might sway Brad’s opinion. But Brad stands firm.
The ladies assemble at the beach and Brad hands out the roses. Ashley’s already got hers. Emily (Brad kept his word!) and Shawntel get them first, leaving Chantal and crazy Michelle. Chantal gets the final rose and Michelle says her goodbyes to the other girls. Actually, I think she only says goodbye to Emily and Ashley. We probably couldn’t print what she likely said to Chantal and Shawntel.
I think Michelle is in shock but, whatever — she’s speechless for once and that’s all that really matters. She is silent as Brad walks her to the limo and puts her inside. She is wordless as the limo drives off. She stares silently into the camera and then flops down on the back seat and stares intently and noiselessly into the camera. I’m going to say she’s in the fetal position even though she’s lying flat because, well, I just picture her stretching out in the womb, too, because she instinctively knew it would cause discomfort to her human host. Anyway, yeah. The one time you want to see her freak out she keeps her composure. Way to go, Michelle … twist that knife ‘til the bitter end.
Next week, Brad visits the four remaining ladies’ hometowns. That’s a lot of helicopter fuel.
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February 14, 2011
This week's TV picks
Monday:
“The Bachelor” 7 p.m., ABC: Find out why Brad cancels tonight’s cocktail party, then chat about it at www.austin360.com/tvblog on Tuesday.
“Mad Love” 7:30 p.m., CBS: Yeah, the girl from “Scrubs” and the guy from “American Pie” are in it, but the real reason to watch this kind of average new sitcom is that Judy Greer is in it, and I would DVR a half-hour of her sitting in a chair and staring at the camera.
“Searching For …” 8 p.m., OWN: Looking for that long-lost birth mother or an estranged brother? No access to Facebook? Maybe Oprah can help in this series premiere.
Tuesday:
“Prime News” 5 p.m., HLN: Austin radio personality Bobby Bones is slated to make his debut as a panelist on the current events cable show.
“Breaking Down the Bars” 8 p.m., OWN: Women inmates are followed in Oprah’s new reality series.
“Parenthood” 9 p.m., NBC: Ben from “Lost” drops by and, you know, probably bugs his eyes out a lot at the Bravermans.
Wednesday:
“Survivor: Redemption Island” 7 p.m., CBS: “Boston” Rob and 17 other castaways land in Nicaragua in the 22nd Season kick-off.
“American Idol” 7 p.m., Fox: Tune in to see if any of the four Austinites or two Georgetown hopefuls are still in the game.
“Modern Family” 8 p.m., ABC: Matriarch Shelley Long is back and she’s toting Matt Dillon as Claire’s high school boyfriend.
“Mr. Sunshine” 8:30 p.m., ABC: Popular Jonas Brother Nick guests along with Kathy Najimy.
“Criminal Minds: Suspect Behavior” 9 p.m., CBS: It’s a competent spin-off, but remind me why we seem to have an unending thirst for dramatized child abductions?
Thursday:
“Bones” 8 p.m. Fox: The remains of a wedding planner are found on a tanning bed. I told you those things were bad for you.
“The Battle for Marjah” 8 p.m., HBO: A marine, NATO and Afghan mission to free the Afghanistan town from Taliban control is documented by embedded journalist Ben Anderson.
“The Office” 8 p.m., NBC: Michael premieres his action film, “Threat Level Midnight.”
Friday:
“The Defenders” 7 p.m., CBS: Dan Aykroyd plays a judge caught on the other side of the bench.
“Who Do You Think You Are?” 7 p.m., NBC: Yeah, Rosie O’Donnell? Who? I asked you a question!
Saturday:
“Over the Hedge” 8 p.m., ABC: Bruce Willis stars in the role he was born to play — a wiseacre raccoon — in this animated theatrical romp.
Sunday:
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” 7 p.m., ABC: A soldier wounded in the Fort Hood rampage gets a dream wedding and a new home.
“Amazing Race: Unfinished Business” 7 p.m., CBS: Former teams return in the Season 18 opener.
“Saturday Night Live: Just the Commercials” 7 p.m., NBC: Little Chocolate Donuts!
“Saturday Night Live Backstage” 8 p.m., NBC: This new special goes behind the scenery of Studio 8H and includes appearances by “Mad Men” star Jon Hamm and frequent host Alec Baldwin.
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Recap: 'Your OWN Show' week 6, Feb. 11
Well, I didn’t see that coming.
I don’t know if Oprah told hosts Carson Kressley and Nancy O’Dell to step it up or what but, in surprise move, both contestants who landed in the bottom two on Friday’s episode of “Your Own Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star” got pink slips.
The tattered remains of the two teams were tasked to create a financial segment with money maven Suze Orman. Austinite Zach Anner’s team sported a not-so-secret weapon in Alicia, whose specialty is real estate and finance. As we’ve learned on this show, however, those competitors whose passions lie in the same area as the challenge topic often find themselves in trouble and this week was no different.
The professional but cold Alicia had trouble connecting emotionally with the guest family in Team Focus’ segment, which grated against Orman’s annoying mantra of “People, then money, then things.”
Team vision had no such problem with Terey and the super-annoying “I can make myself cry on command — try me!’ Kristina. However, they left out all traces of facts and figures from their segment, which Orman also claimed was a mistake.
Each of the segments was among the worst I’ve seen on this program, so it’s no surprise that the judges had few positive notes for either of them. In the end, Team Vision was declared the victor and so we’ll see Kristina and Terey again.
The judges declared Zach safe which, again, was not surprising — he really didn’t do anything this week except fall on his sword and beg forgiveness for not speaking up when he saw his team’s segment heading off the rails.
Back-stabbing Ryan (who got a huge “Suze smack down” when he tried to place the blame on Anner) and Alicia headed off to prepare for their last-chance one-on-one interviews with Orman. Those were both … okay. Ryan always skates through these interviews and Alicia took the judges’ notes to heart and actually improved.
At this stage in the game, however, the stakes are high and, in the end, the judges told the pair that neither of them deserved to stick around.
So now it’s down to three contestants: Annoying Kristina and her less-annoying toady, Terey; and Zach. Next week the three have to go through some kind of press junket exercise and then it looks like they’re going to have to go one-on-one with Oprah herself, pitching their proposed shows for a spot in the finale.
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February 11, 2011
Austinites absent from 'Idol' Hollywood week
I didn’t see a single one of our six local contestants in the first episode of “American Idol’s” Hollywood week Thursday on Fox, did you? Instead, we were treated to the same roll call of hopefuls spotlighted during their respective city’s audition episodes.
It’s becoming clear that “Idol” works backwards. I don’t believe they begin even editing the audition episodes until after Hollywood week has concluded and they know which contestants are actually moving on to the main competition. Then they must edit the Hollywood week shows to showcase those particular contestants. Lastly, I think, they put together the audition episodes, to introduce those featured singers and their back-stories.
It seems particularly obvious this season and the whole thing seems a lot more manipulative when viewed in this light. What fun is Hollywood week if you already know that most of the featured audition contestants will make it through?
Perhaps next week when the Hollywood rounds continue with group performances, we’ll finally get to see some Austin and Georgetown faces, since the anointed few will by design have others around them with whom to create conflict.
Who’s your favorite “Idol” contestant so far? Do you think any of our local peeps have a chance?
Sound off in the comments below.
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February 8, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 6, Feb. 7
Michelle’s black eye is gone this week. Well, except for the one that she continues to give network television.
So here’s the deal … the producers must have had a private talk with Austin “Bachelor” Brad Womack and told him something like this: “Yes, we know Michelle is psychotic. No, you can’t send her home. Yes, we know she scares you — she scares us, too. No, you can’t send her home.”
While I’m sure part of their reason for wanting Brad to keep her around is that they must be genuinely afraid of what she’ll do when she gets cut, I think they have an ulterior motive … she’s too crazy good of a character in an otherwise pretty dull and lifeless cast led by “The Bachelor” himself. Still, if tonight is any indication, she’s not going to be around much longer. Just to be safe, her next one-on-one date with Brad should be at Restful Acres Sanitarium.
Monday’s episode begins with the harem’s trip to Costa Rica where they hike to their luxurious digs in the middle of the rain forest and all find out why it’s called the rain forest. Seriously, Brad — you could have just taken these women to a wet t-shirt contest in Santa Monica and saved ABC a whole lotta’ coin.
What happens next? Continue reading after the jump …
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February 7, 2011
Recap: 'Your OWN Show' week 5, Feb. 4
Austin’s Zach Anner sailed through another week on “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star.”
His team won the episode’s challenge, which was to produce a commercial for sponsor Kohl’s, in what was the show’s least subtle example of product placement to date (and that’s saying something!)
Celebrity mentor Daisy Fuentes wasn’t much help. So, since the show couldn’t make the Kohl’s commercials the entire point of the episode, the teams were also tasked with interviewing Fuentes for half their score.
Both team’s commercials were decent, although there’s no way the contestants put them together on their own (and, if they’re smart, Kohl’s probably wouldn’t let OWN show any that they had). So that part of the competition was a wash and it came down to the interviews.
I was a little worried because though Zach is funny and wildly charismatic, his competition had what should have amounted to a slam dunk in Elizabeth Espinosa, a television news reporter in Los Angeles. You’d think a 3-minute celebrity interview would be right up Elizabeth’s alley, but her segment was flat and awkward.
Zach, on the other, hand, charmed Fuentes by asking about her charity work and revealing, when Fuentes admitted that she learned English by watching “I Love Lucy” reruns, that he had learned it the same way.
Because the women of Elizabeth’s team had been bickering (again) throughout the challenge, Elizabeth ended up facing elimination along with her team’s producer, Kristina (who remains as annoying and controlling as ever). Since elimination hinges on who conducts the best interview with the week’s celebrity guest, Elizabeth should have had it in the bag. Never mind her professional experience — she’d already interviewed Fuentes once and been told what she had done wrong in the eyes of the judges.
But in spite of Kristina’s lackluster, low-energy performance, Elizabeth blew the challenge a second time by stealing questions from Zach’s much more successful interview and was sent packing.
Next week, money guru Suze Orman leads the teams (and “teams” is becoming a specious term with just two contestants left on one side and only three on the other) in producing a financial segment. Remaining contestant Alicia is the only original hopeful who wanted to produce a financial show, so that could work for or against her, depending on her attitude and her chemistry with Orman.
Are you still watching? Do you think Zach can take it all and win his own OWN show (sponsored by Kohl’s)? Sound off in the comments. below.
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Cowell's "X Factor" to hold Dallas auditions
Contestants will compete for a $5 million Sony record deal.
“I like the idea that a 12-year-old on this show can compete with an older singer and a singing group,” said Cowell. “I’ve never believed there should be a cut-off age for talent, and we are going to put our money where our mouths are with the $5 million recording contract. I’m doing this show in America because I genuinely believe we can find a superstar.”
Register for audition information at the show’s website and check out the full press release after the jump.
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February 3, 2011
'American Idol' sends Austinites to Hollywood
You wouldn’t know it by watching Wednesday’s Austin “American Idol” auditions (which largely focused on out-of-staters and singers from tiny and obscure Texas towns and cities) but four singers who call Austin home and another couple of crooners from Georgetown were passed through to the Hollywood rounds, which begin Feb. 10 on Fox.
You could head to the show’s website, to meet them, but there are 47 videos there (although Ryan Seacrest said on Wednesday’s broadcast that 50 made the cut) and you’ve got to watch each one to find the locals. And every video is preceded by a commercial you can’t skip through.
Hey, I like Jennifer Lopez’ gams as much as the next guy, but I don’t need to see her dragging a razor over them 47 times (you know, in addition to the hundreds of times I’ve already imagined it).
To save you the trouble, I’ve extracted the videos of the six local hopefuls and embedded them below.
Do you know any of these folks? Do you think they’ve got the goods to be crowned Season 10’s “American Idol?”
Take a look at the videos and sound off in the comments, below.
Corbin Chase, Austin:
Scott Grimes, Austin:
Jonathas Ojeda, Austin:
Dominic Yanez, Austin:
Chase Dean, Georgetown:
Courtney Nowell, Georgetown:
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February 2, 2011
'American Idol' Austin auditions air Wednesday
Austin gets the spotlight on “American Idol” tonight at 7 p.m on Fox. The show will make it look like the auditions are taking place at the Frank Erwin Center, but the people you’ll see tonight were actually culled from that August 2010 round and filmed for tonight’s broadcast at the Barton Creek Resort back in October.
Here’s a pretty comprehensive video round-up of all things “Idol” and Austin. Check it out - along with this Erwin Center audition photo gallery — and let us know if you’re enjoying this season in the comments below:
Selected Austin auditions:
See more auditions and videos of the August Frank Erwin Center auditions and “Idol” host Ryan Seacrest’s visit to Austin after the jump …
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February 1, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 5, Jan. 31
This is either Brad consoling Emily at the speedway or a scene from the new Power Rangers movie.
On this week’s episode of “The Bachelor,” what happens in Vegas is broadcast to millions of viewers with questionable taste in television and one hapless critic. The episode begins with all of the women getting kicked out of the mansion. No, Austinite Brad Womack hasn’t suddenly realized how tasteless and sordid this whole thing is and decided to put a stop to it — the show is moving to Sin City for some high-rolling shenanigans!
Shawntel is selected for the week’s one-on-one date with Brad. Her clue promises that she and Brad will end the date with a bang, and I am hoping that means he’s going to take her to a Todd Rundgren concert, but I’m afraid I know better. In preparation for her date, Brad sets her loose in a mall and tells her to buy whatever she wants. Look, ladies — isn’t Brad dreamy? He actually likes to go shopping! Maybe later he and Shawntel can sit around in their pajamas, paint their nails and chat about Justin Bieber. Anyway, Shawntel leaves the mall with a lot of baggage. Too bad it’s not emotional baggage, because the only women that Brad is interested in keeping around have closets full of it.
Before her rooftop date with Brad, Shawntel walks into the suite carrying, like, fifty shopping bags. There’s either a bellhop shortage in Vegas or Shawntel is a lousy tipper. This gives the other women a reason to work themselves up into a luxurious, foamy lather of jealousy and self-doubt. Later, Shawntel admits to the camera that she is worried about discussing her job as a funeral director and embalmer with Brad. But during dinner she has no trouble sharing the most nauseating details of inserting draining tubes into veins and replacing body fluids with chemicals in between bites. Shawntel shouldn’t have worried about being comfortable around Brad — after all, she’s got tons of experience with stiffs! The two end of them up watching fireworks over the tacky Vegas skyline (and now I’m hoping that’s the bang) while Shawntel gets a rose and repeatedly checks her date’s pulse. With her tongue.
What happens next? Find out after the jump …
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January 31, 2011
Recap: 'Your OWN Show' week 4, Jan. 28
Zach Anner’s team went down in flames on “Your OWN Show” Friday, but the Austinite is safe. Sent packing following last week’s cooking segment competition was Dr. Tony Roach (pictured), who left of his own volition (and, he reminded us, with his dignity intact) when it became clear that he was going to fall in favor of the increasingly unlikeable Ryan.
The episode was rife with largely manufactured strife, but little humor. The only memorable line of the night cam courtesy of Zach when his team first met Stone, who asked them if any of them cooked. “I don’t cook,” Zach said. “I set things on fire.”
In retrospect, it was smart for Zach to volunteer to be his team’s executive producer this week. Unlike, say, “The Apprentice,” the team leader has yet to be held responsible for failure on this show. Hosts Nancy O’Dell, Carson Kressley and the week’s celebrity mentor always put the blame on the on-air talent.
And as the show goes on, it becomes more and more difficult to invest too much in the competitions themselves, since the whole structure is flawed: in the end, it comes down to who can conduct the best one-on-one interview with the celebrity guest. While a team win in the competition can (temporarily) protect a week contestant, this contestant is going to come down to who can conduct the best interview.
Next week the teams are tasked to create a commercial for sponsor Kohl’s with celebrity guest Daisy Fuentes. This is the lowest the show has gone in the corporate shilling. I can understand cooking, makeover and comedy segments, but when’s the last time Dr. Oz, David Letterman or Oprah had to create a commercial?
Do you think Tony was right to bail when he did? It doesn’t really seem as if creating a commercial would be in his wheelhouse. Sound off in the comments below.
“Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star”
Fridays, 8 p.m. CT, OWN
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January 25, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 4, Jan. 24
Wow. Was there a full moon on Monday? I mean, beside the eight or nine always precariously peeking out from the skimpy bikini bottoms that seem to cluster around “The Bachelor” Stephen Bradley Pickelsimer — er, I mean, Brad Womack — wherever he goes?
Cuz the women were bringing the crazy Monday night. I am beginning to think that ABC stands for “Always Be Crazy.”
For starters, psycho Michelle wakes up with a black eye and she doesn’t know how she got it. Frankly, I wouldn’t have been surprised to find out that any of the other girls took a pop at her while she slept, but I have a hunch that this bruise was self inflicted. I have no proof, but I could easily see Michelle stuffing a sock full of jealousy, hatred and self-loathing and repeatedly smacking her face with it, all the while chanting, “This will make him love me!”
In her confessionals to the camera, Michelle physically threatens the other women with bodily injury including, for instance, planting her boney elbows in their faces. Seriously — if Brad picks her and then goes back and watches all of this stuff the producers and editors have hidden from him, he’s going to be upset.
Michelle’s problem is that she feels that she and Pickelsimer have a connection and, so, when she sees him take other women out on dates and form connections with them, too, she feels hurt and gets nutty. I’m not saying that’s an improper reaction to the circumstance but, you know, what did Michelle think was going to happen? If Brad picks you in the third week and the show is suddenly over, then ABC has to start airing new episodes of “Flash Forward” and nobody wants that.
Also in the crazy club? Ashley H. and, sadly, Chantal.
Read the rest of the recap — including an explanation for that picture up there — and see some exclusive “Bachelor” hot tub video after the jump.
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January 24, 2011
Recap: 'Your OWN Show' Week 3, Jan. 21
Zach Anner survived last week’s contest by flying under the radar. This week, he took center stage and propelled his team to a victory on “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star.”
If the first two challenges of the reality competition on Oprah Winfrey’s new cable network — sex and fashion — didn’t play to Anner’s strengths, this week’s late night talk show segment was right up his alley.
Coached by former late night TV host Arsenio Hall, the two competing teams were instructed to complete a three-and-a-half minute late night talk show segment complete with a comic monologue and a brief interview with Hall.
The (largely) women’s team, Team Vision, has a built-in, working comic in Terey Summers, a motivational speaker and improviser. But Aunt Flora (pictured, who wants to do a cooking show) complains that she hasn’t been on camera yet and pretty much insists on interviewing Hall. It’s all downhill from there.
Team Focus wisely turns, as it did in week one, to its comic star, Zach, who wants to interview Hall. Zach’s hilarious idea is that he’ll be sitting behind a desk in his wheelchair (he has cerebral palsy) conducting the interview and then, when the show is over, he will drive off, revealing that the desk is actually attached to his wheelchair. It’s a brilliant sight gag.
But the Team-elected producer of the segment, minister Tony Roach (who wants to ultimately do a motivational talk show) decides that Alicia Taylor (financial show) should interview Hall, because she had a natural connection with him when they met Hall as a group. Zach, Tony decides, will do the monologue.
Zach still uses the desk bit, and it is still hilarious, but it doesn’t make as much sense. Still, he has a great time (from what we see of it) poking fun at himself, “Your OWN Show” co-host Carson Kressley and, for contemporary pop-culture good measure, Lady Gaga. Each team is the audience for the competing team this week, and Team Vision can’t help but laugh at Zach’s antics. Alicia does a decent job interviewing Hall. She is personable and confident. I can’t see her doing this kind of show, ultimately, but I think she could definitely be a television personality of some sort.
Team Vision’s segment largely tanks. Kristina Kuzmic-Crocco — who is bossy and really starting to wear on me — does a super-confident and somewhat amusing monologue. But Aunt Flora, while sweet, makes no connection with Hall. Interviewing celebrities is no easy task and Flora’s just not up to it. She puts Hall on the defensive right away by asking him, “Where have you been?” It’s a fair question and I have to admit that I was wondering the same thing, but it’s not a particularly good lead-off query.
Here’s what else I’m wondering: why do both teams think it’s necessary to have two people on camera every week? It’s kind of weird to watch one person do a monologue and then hand off to another contestant to conduct the interview. I know the segments are short and everyone wants camera time, but the length of the pieces makes it seem even more odd.
In the end, the judges declare Team Focus the winner and send them to the Green Room. Hey — I just remembered that there was almost zero shilling for sponsor Kohl’s this week. I’ll bet they make up for it next time. Anyway, Aunt Flora and Terey are put on the hot seat, conducting one-on-one interviews with Hall in competition for a reprieve. Aunt Flora did poorly in her first shot with Hall and she does no better here. Terey, meanwhile, is comfortable and confident, if not exactly humorous or entertaining. Still, she does well enough to get a pass, sending Aunt Flora home.
Sorry, Aunt Flora, but you did yourself in by insisting that you appear on camera. If you’d have just waited a week, you and Kristina could have gotten into some good fights about your cooking show, which is the theme of the next challenge. Eric Warren, another cooking show wannabee, was sent home last week. That means that the only cooking show hopeful remaining is the uber-annoying Kristina and, unfortunately, that means that she’ll get lots of camera time next week. It also means that I will grind away about an eight of an inch of tooth enamel (maybe one of the upcoming themed challenges will focus on dental care).
I’m predicting a win for Team Vision and a lot of kitchen products from Kohl’s.
Did the judges pick the right team? Will you miss Aunt Flora? Sound off in the comments below.
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January 20, 2011
Engaged Jesse James and Kat Von D to call Austin part-time home
Reality TV personality Jesse James, who moved to Austin last summer after the revelation of extra-marital indiscretions ended his marriage to Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock, is engaged to girlfriend Kat Von D., People magazine reports.
The couple has spent time in Austin, recently ringing in the New Year at Justine’s. People asked Von D if she would relocate from Los Angeles to Austin to live with James and she replied that the couple would maintain residences in both cities. “In the end, home is where the heart is, and my heart’s with him,” she said.
Of the proposal, James told People, “So honored that she said ‘yes.’ Growing old with her is going to be a (expletive) blast!”
Ah, young love. That’s sweet, right?
How do you feel about the motorcycle maven and the tattooed lady playing house here? Sound off in the comments, below.
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January 19, 2011
'Bachelor' Brad Womack has a criminal record
EW.com reports that Austin’s Womack, back for a second stint on ABC’s “The Bachelor,” sports a criminal record. The website cites court records revealing that the Austin bar owner was arrested in Texas for forging a driver’s license in 1993.
Meanwhile, Star magazine says Womack has also been busted for bad check passing and public intoxication.
Networks are usually good at discovering this stuff during a vetting process, but Womack’s criminal record is under his birth name, Stephen Bradley Pickelsimer — which, I’m pretty sure, is what I am going to have to call him now in my weekly “Bachelor” recaps.
Are you surprised to learn of Womack’s indiscretions? Sound off in the comments below.
Correction: This post contained information from EW.com indicating that Womack’s surname at birth was Pickelsimer. That information is incorrect. Womack was born Stephen Bradley Womack. His surname changed to Pickelsimer when his mother remarried and, according to court records, was changed back to Womack in 1998.
Clarification: Tela Mange, spokeswoman for the Texas Department for Public Safety, said Brad Womack’s photograph, taken as part of the fingerprinting process for a background investigation, was not from an arrest. Womack’s brother, Chad, said the background check was requested as part of the process for obtaining a Small Business Administration loan.
The photo then, however, became part of his criminal record.
“The photo is attached to the person, not to an event,” Mange says.
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January 18, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 3 (Jan. 17)
Hey, guess what? A Google search for “Madison” and “Bachelor” turns up a lot of seedy pre-wedding stuff to do in Wisconsin!
Wow. Who’da thought that Madison — the vampire-fetish girl with the fangs who appeared as a dominatrix with Bachelor Brad Womack in last week’s American Red Cross PSAs — would turn out to be the most normal, honest and thoughtful of “The Bachelor” bunch?
Throughout the week captured in Monday’s episode, Madison grew up. A lot. Listening to Emily tell a small group of contestants how she lost the love of her life in a plane crash, Madison had to wipe tears from her eyes. At the cocktail party that ended the week, she told Brad she was questioning her motives for being there — that she had come there hoping to find love but that she had discovered that there were other women who needed this much more than she did.
During the rose ceremony, sensing Brad was about to call her name and offer her a rose, Madison shook her head “no” and left the room. Brad followed her and she told him she was leaving, saying she couldn’t bear the thought of waking up the next day and realizing she had taken a rose that should have gone to one of the other women.
Surprisingly sweet, perceptive Madison took a wooden stake in the heart for Emily.
I’m sure she’ll do fine. There’s always Team Jacob.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
Read the rest of the recap after the jump.
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January 17, 2011
Recap: 'Your OWN Show' week 2, Jan. 14
I don’t know whether or not the Oprah Winfrey Network studios have a radar smooshed on top of them but, if they do, Zach Anner just flew under it. The affable Austinite, one of nine remaining competitors on “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star,” was barely shown this week.
That was probably good for Zach, because it’s hard to imagine him knowing much about dresses, shoes, hair and makeup. You know who probably does, though? Co-host Carson Kressley, formerly of “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.” You know who else probably does? Contestant Ryan, whose head almost exploded when it was announced that fashion designer Vera Wang would be mentoring Teams Focus and Vision in producing a three-and-a-half-minute makeover segment. (On a side note, Wang seems to be participating because she has a fashion line at show sponsor Kohl’s, which I’m pretty sure means that the challenge for one of the upcoming weeks will be built around a down comforter and a quesedilla maker).
Ryan’s fashion freak-out begins when co-host Nancy O’Dell announces that the teams will also be working with celebrity stylist Ken Paves. Ryan makes that “O” face that nets Oprah a royalty every time it appears. I firmly believe that he knows who Paves is, although I’m pretty sure the others’ whoops and hollers of delight are just their way of being polite. Seriously — have you ever heard of Ken Paves? Anyway, any bets who’ll volunteer to lead Team Focus this week?
The teams are told they will each give a makeover to a deserving person nominated by that person’s daughter. I’m hesitant to call these two subjects “winners,” since a makeover from a bunch of amateurs might not turn out to be such a great prize. Team Vision gets Lorie, a single mother who has beaten breast cancer. Team Focus — the mostly men’s team — must makeover Barbara, who we learn has just dropped 140 lbs. Barabra’s story doesn’t pack quite the emotional wallop of a victory over cancer, but that’s just the beginning of Team Focus’ problems.
The teams each ambush their victims — er, subjects — one in a park and the other at a restaurant. The subjects seem kind of uncomfortable at first and it’s no wonder: nobody in America had any idea who these knuckleheads were while this show was being taped and if a mismatched group of amateurs with a camera (followed by, I’m assuming, a group of professionals with cameras taping the first group) ambushed me, I’d be a little freaked out too.
A Kohl’s shopping trip with Vera Wang is followed by a consultation at Paves’ salon, then we head into rehearsals.
Team Focus has a rough time. Eric, chosen by team leader Ryan to introduce the segment on camera, foregoes use of the teleprompter in favor of index cards, but they must have gotten out of order or something because he has a really rough time, stumbling over words and eating up a lot of the team’s precious time. Alicia, though, displays a lot of natural on-camera talent. This is a shame, because the sooner she gets eliminated, the sooner I can drop the goofy names and start referring to these groups as “the women’s team” and “the men’s team.”
Team Vision does much better this week. They decide to put Paves — who came to the studio to do touch ups on the subjects — on camera. This turns out to be a brilliant move: Not only is Paves the most comfortable on camera out of anybody in the studio except O’Dell and Kressley — he also has a natural rapport with Wang. The actual produced segments mimic the rehearsals and Team Vision clearly comes out on top. During the judging segment, Kressley tells Team Focus that the best moments in their segment came after the cameras stopped rolling, when the daughter and her made-over-mom hugged and displayed genuine emotion. He was being kind; those were really the only good moments.
The judges had a few minor problems with Team Vision’s segment, but nothing major. Mostly, they fell all over themselves praising the team, which they declare the victor, sending its members back to the green room for celebratory champagne (probably from the Kohl’s Vineyards).
They ask Team Focus what went wrong and its members start to turn on each other, (except for Zach — seriously, is he even here this week?) Alicia blames Ryan. Ryan says once the cameras roll, success or failure is up to the host. Eric kind of blames himself. In the end, the judges blame Eric and Ryan and send the others back to sweet green room safety.
You know the drill, right? Ryan and Eric each get a chance to redeem themselves by conducting a one-on-one on-camera interview with Wang. Ryan goes first. He claims to have researched Wang online, but you just know he subscribes to Wang Magazine and collects Vera Wang Trading Cards (which they probably sell at Kohl’s). He’s probably got a shrine at home in his parents’ house (where I’m assuming he still lives) with scented candles and newspaper clippings hanging up on the wall next to a map with pushpins indicating all of the Kohl’s stores in the continental Unites States. I’m just going to say it: I believe Ryan is a Wang stalker.
He asks the designer good questions — unusual and interesting. One is about her past as a figure skater and how that affects her fashion sense. Another is about gay marriage. Ryan seems kind of impulsive and inept, but he is also a clever strategist and, frankly, comes off as a really nice guy.
Eric does not fare so well. His creepy questions are all about Wang’s opinion of him and whether or not having his head on Oprah’s chopping block is fair. O’Dell and Kressley cut the interview short and Wang is noticeably relieved.
Finally, the decision is made and Eric is sent home, presumably to build his own revenge shrine against Wang.
And then there were eight.
Next week the teams must produce a late-night talk show segment with celebrity mentor Arsenio Hall. You remember Hall, right? He used to be a celebrity. I was kind of hoping that Jay Leno would be the guest, because he could award the title of winner to one of the teams and then decide he wants it back.
A late-night talk segment, including a comedy monologue, should be right up Zach’s alley, so I am hoping we get to see more of him next week.
Do you think the judges sent the right person packing? Are you pulling for Zach? Sound off in the comments below.
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January 11, 2011
Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 2
Melissa and Brad in happier times (like, last week).
I may be a newcomer to “The Bachelor,” but I’ve seen my share of horror movies. Does anything good ever happen at an abandoned carnival? Ever? Ashley H. is hoping so, because that’s where she finds herself on a date with Brad in Monday’s episode of the ABC show. In fact, it’s the first date of the season. The two cavort around the brightly lit but creepy and deserted midway, laughing and eating cotton candy (and, hopefully, checking it for loose cotter pins, because I think those and a wad of chewing gum are the only things holding that rickety Tilt-a-Whirl together).
The two take a break from the, frankly, forced frivolity to bare their souls to one another and they discover that they’ve both got daddy issues, having experienced varying degrees of abandonment as children. Suddenly the desolate amusement park seems like a brilliant metaphor for childhood abandonment, but I’m probably over thinking that because: a.) I don’t think the producers of this show are that clever; and b.) I am super bored and it’s something to do.
Brad gives Ashley H. a rose which, I’m learning, means she’s safe (unless she’s really allergic to roses, in which case she’ll be leaving for the hospital soon). These women are so in love with this knucklehead — for reasons still unclear to me — that if they were allergic to peanuts I think they would French kiss an elephant if that’s what it took to win his heart. It’s a mystery, but don’t the best mysteries happen at creepy, abandoned carnivals? That’s what “Scooby Doo” taught me. Brad and Ashley spend some time kissing and it seems like they’re almost ready to take things to the next level. They would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t have been for those meddling kids and their dog.
Next, Brad takes almost everybody in the competition (and probably some key grips and show stylists, judging by the sheer number) on a group date. Seriously, here’s who goes a-courtin’ with Brad: Alli, Britt, Chantal, Emily, Keltie, Kimberly, Lisa, Madison, Marissa, Meghan, Melissa, Michelle, Raichel, Shawntel and Stacey.
They are ostensibly videotaping public service announcements for the American Red Cross urging blood donation, but with all of the spit swapping going on I’m thinking that blood testing might be more useful (honestly — if Chapstick is not a sponsor of this show, it out to be). Anyway, few of the women are really focusing on the task at hand because most of them are trying to figure out how to get some face time with Brad. Do you want to know who’s bad at this? Melissa. She awkwardly interrupts a faux telenovela and plants one on our bachelor. Michelle is much more effective at capturing Brad’s attention, by storming off in a huff. Why? It’s her birthday and this is not the way she wanted to spend it. Brad goes after her and consoles her. Well played, Michelle.
He makes out with two of the other women in a really skeevy and unfunny PSA that ends up with him being a vampire. This is only going to make Madison want Brad more — think of the fangy kids they could have! Speaking of Madison, she is dressed as a dominatrix for her scene. I don’t know when David Lynch began directing public service announcements, but count me in.
A post-date pool party finds Brad giving out another rose. He slogs through the water, shirtless, and offers it to Melissa, who I think actually filled the pool using only her “boo-hoo it’s my birthday” tears in order to impress him. Again, well-played.
Brad’s next solo date is with Jackie, the dead ringer for “Glee’s” Rachel in about a dozen years. He carts her to a fancy hotel in Beverly Hills. I don’t think Rachel — I mean, Jackie — has a lot of experience with fancy hotels, because she calls the bellhops “guards.” Brad and Jackie strip into robes and smear mud on their faces. Then they wash it off, I guess, and head to The Hollywood Bowl for dinner, but Jackie is hoping it’s the “Rose” Bowl. Hee.
While chatting, Brad gets freaked out that Jackie did not date in college and has only had a couple of serious relationships. He’s only got himself to blame: he should have picked up on her inexperience through her lack of hotel lingo knowledge. Brad is freaked out because Jackie reminds him of himself the first time he was on the show three years ago (except prettier and with a marginally better singing voice). He gives her a safety rose anyway, then they dance to the dulcet tones of the band Train which, thankfully, does not perform “Hey, Soul Sister” — not even a customized version for the show: “Hey there, Bachelor / Why don’t you dispatch her / With a safety rose / She’s got nice clothes / Lift her up above her foes!”
Okay, do they end each of these episodes with a cocktail party? They did on Monday’s installment and sweet, pretty and seemingly sane Emily gets a safety rose. The rest of the assembled feast on finger food (probably); alcohol (definitely); and a big old buffet full of drama. This was provided by Melissa and Raichel, who have been sniping at each other like pre-teens throughout the entire episode. Raichel’s all “Leave me alone!” and Melissa is, like, “Oh yeah? You’ve got an extra ‘i” in the middle of your name.” Okay, not really. But, honestly, it’s not much more mature than that (and who spells “Raichel” that way anyhow?).
A cute couple named Roberto and Ali (I don’t know who they are and it’s not explained, so they must have been on this show before, right?) show up to interview the remaining women and make suggestions to Brad. They must have done a good job, because Brad sends Melissa packing, along with Raichel and her extraneous “i.” Also going home is Keltie, who seems genuinely sad and defeated and says she’s tried every kind of dating without success. And I believe her, because this is most definitely the absoulte last kind you’d ever want to try.
Brad hands the remaining roses out to Alli, Ashley, Britt, Chantal, Kimberly, Lindsay, Lisa, Madison, Marissa, Meghan, Sarah, Shawntel and Stacey, who will be back next week along with previous rose-winners Ashley H., Emily, Jackie and Michelle.
I’ll be back, too. See you then.
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January 10, 2011
This week's TV picks
Monday:
“The Gayle King Show” 9 a.m., OWN: Oprah’s gal pal gets her own show on O’s OWN network.
“Lie to Me” 7 p.m., Fox: Cal pulls a “House” and investigates a mental hospital.
“Stolen Voices, Buried Secrets” 9 p.m., Discovery: This new show tells true murder tales from the victims’ points of view with creepy fictionalized narration from the deceased.
Tuesday:
“V” 8 p.m., ABC: It’s a scaly smack down as Diana and Anna duke it out on the mother ship.
“Lights Out” 9 p.m., FX: The boxing craze hits the small screen as a washed-up prizefighter returns to the ring to support his wife and three daughters in tonight’s premiere episode.
“Independent Lens” 9 p.m., PBS: The plight of Haiti’s orphans is examined through the tales of three teens in “Children of Haiti.”
Wednesday:
“Modern Family” 8 p.m., ABC: “24’s” Mary Lynn Rajskub guests as Mitchell’s old girlfriend. That’s right, I said “girlfriend,” girlfriend.
“Off the Map” 9 p.m., ABC: Sigh. Another medical drama, this time about disillusioned docs who travel to South America in an attempt to reignite their passion for medicine. I feel their pain: I am trying to reignite my passion for medical dramas.
“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” 9 p.m., NBC: I get it, but I still think I’d be more interested if this show fictionalized only crimes involving sport utility vehicles.
Thursday:
“Community” 7 p.m., NBC: Yeah, it’s a repeat, but it’s a repeat of the stellar “dorms in a community college/blanket fort/Professor Professorson” episode, so watch it again.
“Beyond Scared Straight” 9 p.m., A&E: Inmates introduce youths to brutal lock-up reality. Tonight’s premiere is set in a Chowchilla, California women’s prison.
Friday:
“Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star” 8 p.m., OWN: Designer Vera Wang helps Austin’s Zach Anner and his fellow competitors produce makeover segments.
“16th Annual Critics’ Choice Movie Awards” 8 p.m., VH1: Maroon 5 plays the presenters and winners on and off as “Black Swan” takes home a bunch of wins.
Saturday:
“Austin City Limits” 7 p.m., PBS: The National and Band of Horses rock it out.
“Miss America Pageant” 8 p.m., ABC: Chris Harrison co-hosts this year’s pageant from Las Vegas, but I think Chris Hansen would be a better choice because he could keep the predators away.
Sunday:
“Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” 7 p.m., ABC: Snowboarder Shaun White and chef Paula Deen volunteer tonight in what must be an audition for Sundance channel’s “Iconoclasts.”
“The Simpsons” 7 p.m., Fox: Moe’s bar gets yet another makeover, but this one is “fabulous!”
“Hogs Gone Wild” 9 p.m., Discovery: I know, I thought this show featured pigs in bikinis, too, but the joke’s on us.
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Recap: 'Your OWN Show' week 1
Hey, did you know that being on national television changed Oprah Winfrey’s life? It’s true! She also has her own magazine and introduced America to the likes of Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, Nate Berkus and Rachel Ray.
Now she’s got her own network, OWN, with her own OWN studios she tells us at the top of “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star,” which premiered Friday night on the aforementioned Oprah Winfrey Network.
There may have been somebody watching the premiere who didn’t already know all of this about Winfrey, but I doubt it. Still, I guess she’s making the point that the stakes are high and the potential rewards huge for the winner of the reality competition, in which ten contestants (culled from more than 15,000 hopefuls) who Winfrey says have “the dream, the ambition and the it factor” to vie for their own OWN talk show. The winner only gets an eight-episode commitment from Winfrey but, hey … there is that new car and a nice, big cash prize from sponsor Kohls.
The contestants introduce themselves:
First up is Las Vegas mortgage and real estate broker of 20 years Alicia. She wants to host a financial show to help Americans get back on track.
Next is Christina. Her proposed cooking show is all about “being real in the kitchen.” She wipes tears from her eyes as she tells us she wants to win the contest for her kids, to show them there’s nothing in life that can stop you. I think she was sad or overwhelmed, but it may just have been onions — she is proposing a cooking show.
Tony is from Abilene, Texas. He dropped out of school because he was illiterate at 16. Maybe his show will be about improving schools. He is now, he tells us, “a minister, an author and a new-self spiritual coach.” He’s probably not going to do a cooking show.
Motivational speaker and Arizonan Terey turned to humor to help her cope with her husband’s tragic death in a car accident.
Aunt Flora, from Cincinnati, Ohio, wants to help people “bring a little bit of soul, a little bit of flair to the scene.” Okay.
West Hollywood’s Ryan is one of those guys who loves theater and seems to have no off switch. He wants to be America’s “new gay best friend.”
Leigh, a stay-at-home mom of four, loves being a mom, but doesn’t let that define her. She has a voice she says, and it needs to be heard. Something tells me we’ll be hearing a lot of it tonight. She also happens to be married to comic actor David Koechner, the obnoxious Todd Packer on “The Office.” But she doesn’t tell us that, because this is all about her voice.
Los Angeles television news reporter Elizabeth wants to host a current events show. You know, because that’s so different from what she does now.
Eric, also from Los Angeles, wants to host a show about cooking and, from the looks of him, he has sampled a dish or two in his time. Oh, wait — he also wants to lose weight and help his audience lose weight along with him.
Finally we get to local boy Zach Anner. Over a video of him rolling down the street in his wheelchair, Austin’s Zach tells us that he has “cerebral palsy and a unique perspective on life.” If Oprah gave him his own OWN show, he says, he would have an opportunity to make the world a better place. I’m not sure I believe that, but I can tell you it would be a funnier and way more charming place.
Oprah’s back now, giving us a rundown of the show. Over the next eight weeks, she says, the contestants will be hosting cooking segments, conducting interviews, participating in style makeovers, etc.
If you DVR’d this show, you’ll want to skip through the theme song, which comes next. It’s a horrible, auto-tuned thing that implores somebody — the contestants? The viewers? - to OWN it, wanna wanna OWN it. “This is your chance to OWN it,” the song goes. “This is your chance, don’t blow it.” I know, it doesn’t exactly rhyme, but it says “OWN” about 400 times, and I think that’s what’s really important here.
Hosts Nancy O’Dell and Carson Kressley finally take the stage in front of the contestants and a studio audience. They vaguely explain the rules and the prizes, which include $100,000 in cash from Kohls — which Aunt thrills Aunt Flora — and a 2011 Chevy Equinox which, for some reason, nearly sends Ryan into spasms of joy.
The groups are split by gender. But there are six gals and only four guys, so the women all introduce themselves and the men have to choose one of them to bring over to their team. Each of the women really seems to want to be on the guys’ team, maybe because they can sense how horrible things are going to go for the female team tonight (women are intuitive, right?). The guys choose Alicia, who tells them they want her because she’s a winner, thankfully passing over Leigh, who tells them she’s hungry to win — like a wolf (I guess wolves are also fond of Chevys). Then she actually does an impression of a wolf, making a weird snarling noise and moving her fingers as if they were claws. There is no way I would choose Leigh to be on my team.
During the discussion, Zach gets in his first good line, saying he doesn’t know which woman to choose because “they’re all so pretty.” Hee. Funny and smart.
The hosts explain that the women’s team will be named “Vision” and the (mostly) guys’ team will be called “Focus.” I know, I also thought it was because Lenscrafters was a sponsor, but they’re not. It turns out it’s because the winner will need those two qualities in order to prevail.
As Nancy and Carson tell the teams it’s time for the competition to begin, who sneaks onto the stage but — wait for it — Oprah! This makes the contestants go nuts. Leigh screams. Ryan’s lips freeze in an “o” shape of surprise, but I think Oprah gets a royalty check every time that happens, so well-played. Terey looks like she’s about to cry and I swear Zach almost leapt out of his wheelchair. Christina bursts into tears (but she might have smuggled onions in her pockets) and several of the women start bowing in that annoying Wayne’s World “We’re not worthy” fashion.
Oprah approaches the contestants, greets them and shakes their hands. Leigh tries to grab her as she walks away, maybe trying to get some of the mogul’s mojo or to steal her fabulous necklace.
Oprah says she’s busy, but that she wanted to come to the premiere because she “knows a few thngs about talk shows.” Oh, Oprah. She imparts some advice, then introduces this week’s celebrity mentor, Dr. Phil. He’s going to help the teams produce segments on sex and relationships. And he’s going to appear in the segments, too. He kind of threatens the teams, telling them, “Believe me, you do not want to make me look bad.”
“Ooooh!” Elizabeth mouths, and Oprah gets another check.
What happens in the actual competition will be familiar to anyone who has ever seen “The Apprentice.” The teams must each select a producer for their segments, and then figure out who is going to appear on camera, do audience research, etc.
Zach comes up with Team Focus’ idea: an exploration of how technology — text messaging, etc. — affects sexuality. He and Ryan will solicit questions on the street and also appear on camera with Dr. Phil, who will answer those questions. Solid plan.
Team Vision, though, is kind of lacking one. Leigh is full of ideas, and they are all terrible. She wants to explore if the size of a man’s shoe really corresponds to the size of a certain other body part. Then she wants to tell guys that if they add just one more lovemaking session a week to their relationships, they can kick up their life expectancy. But, mostly, she wants to dominate the conversation, which sends Dr. Phil back into threat mode.
“Look,” he says, “If you bring me some bogus bull——, you’re not gonna like the outcome.” He tells team Vision they have to focus which, thankfully, does not start up a ‘Who’s on First?’-style comedy routine based on Team Vision and Team Focus.
The mens’ segment goes remarkably well. Zach and Ryan appear onstage with Dr. Phil. Both of the guys are really comfortable on camera and Zach gets off some really funny one-liners: Ryan asks Zach if he is ready to play a question from a viewer. Zach looks up, saying he wasn’t paying attention because he was busy “sexting” Dr. Phil. Later, he admits that he can’t actually send erotic text messages because his condition prevents him from typing. “But I would like to receive them,” he cracks. This causes a couple of the women, watching from their dressing room, to laugh, which makes Leigh snap. “Someone is going home right after this!” she growls (but this time, thankfully, she skips the clawing action).
The women’s segment is a mess, but we knew it would be because we’ve been watching them snipe at each other all night. Their question is based on a study that one of them found online. It said that men who wear condoms are less stressed, and they want Dr. Phil’s opinion on whether or not it’s a good idea to use protection. Except it’s unclear how badly they want his answer because they take forever to get to him and, when they do, host Leigh cuts him off and offers her own opinions instead. O’Dell and Kressley, watching from the audience, react in disbelief (at this rate the contestants won’t appear in front of anyone but the pair for some time).
Team Vision also falls prey to technical glitches: Leigh points to a video monitor where a man on the street question is supposed to appear, but nothing happens for what seems like an eternity — nothing except for Dr. Phil’s “what am I doing here?” expression.
The guys, watching from backstage, know they’ve got this in the bag. They’re not even discussing the women’s performance. Instead, Ryan admits that he has a little crush on dapper Dr. Phil.
After the competition, O’Dell, Kressley and Dr. Phil bring the two teams together and ask them to self-evaluate. Team Focus think they did great, but the members of Team Vision, feeling the heat, begin turning on each other, but mostly on Elizabeth. The judges declare the (mostly) men’s team the winners, which means they are safe. They tell Leigh and Elizabeth that they’re in danger of being sent packing, and give them each a chance to best the other by conducting one-on-one interviews with Dr. Phil.
Leigh goes first. She looks nervous and desperate. She tells Dr. Phil that nurturing her marriage is more difficult than mothering. She asks him his advice on keeping a marriage fresh, which probably isn’t going to make her husband David real happy when he sees this. Dr. Phil tells Leigh that honesty is key. Sometimes, she replies, she tells her husband how she really feels and he gets really angry. I’m no relationship expert, but I don’t think this is going to help. Leigh almost interrupts Dr. Phil again. It just doesn’t go well.
Elizabeth, in contrast, is cool and collected. She is personable and involved as she engages Dr. Phil in a discussion about her special needs brother. She asks good questions and seems genuinely interested in Dr. Phil’s answers. She doesn’t interrupt him. She doesn’t talk about an angry spouse.
It’s no real surprise that the judges send Leigh packing.
“Right now, Leigh, we don’t think it is your time so we are not going to be producing your show,” they tell her, letting her hurry home to break all of their TVs before David can watch the broadcast. She says she’s excited to be going home to see her kids, but bummed that she’s going to be putting them to bed sooner than she expected.
Next week: Makeover segments with designer Vera Wang (and a much shorter recap).
Did you watch “Your OWN Show?” What were your thoughts? Sound off in the comments below.
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January 7, 2011
Univision to hold reality series auditions in San Antonio
Spanish-language network Univision has scheduled auditions for its popular reality competition “Nuestra Belleza Latina” (Our Latin Beauty) in San Antonio. Auditions will be held on Saturday, January 15, 2011 from 7 a.m. to noon at the Lila Cockrell Theatre, 200 Market Street, San Antonio. It is the first time in five installments that the program has held nationwide try-outs.
Registration packets are availble from Sivan Salon and Day Spa, 15614 Huebner Rd San Antonio, or Univision 41, 411 East Durango, San Antonio. Registration can also be completed — and further information found — online at Univision41.com
From a Univision press release:
“Nuestra Belleza Latina” features some of the most charismatic, intelligent and captivating Hispanic women in the U.S. and Puerto Rico as they face-off in a thrilling competition in which it takes more than looks alone to succeed.
“Beauty certainly helps,” commented Mary Carmen López, first runner up in the 2009 contest. “But a pretty face is not enough, since not all that shines is gold. Women who participate must all have talent and be able to show it off. I would highly recommend coming prepare, as they would for a job interview and very importantly, they should possess that “spark.” Many women can be really pretty, be tall and nice, but they don’t succeed because they lack that spark that judges are looking for,” added López, who started her career in television after her participation in the contest. She is now the entertainment reporter for Univision 41.
Once auditions are complete, the selected group of women will vie for the title of “Nuestra Belleza Latina 2011” and compete for the opportunity of a lifetime: a contract as Univision’s newest on-air personality and $250,000 in cash and prizes.
Females auditioning must be between the ages of 18 and 27, speak fluent Spanish and able to reside in Miami during the length of their participation in the program.
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January 4, 2011
Near record-low ratings for Monday's 'bachelor' premiere
According to Entertainment Weekly, Monday night’s Season 15 debut of “The Bachelor” posted the series’ second-lowest premiere numbers ever, attracting only 8.9 million viewers.
This season marks the first time a former bachelor — Austinite Brad Womack, who left two finalists stranded at the end of Season 11 by choosing neither of them — has returned for a second round.
From the article:
The two-hour reality show only averaged a 2.9 rating/7 share among adults 18-49, down 12 percent from its last midseason premiere on Jan. 4, 2010. (Each 18-49 ratings point represents 1.3 million viewers).
The story noted that ABC tried to pull good news from the ratings, pointing out that the show was number one among female viewers aged 18-34.
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Recap: 'The Bachelor' week 1
When these women start baring their teeth, my money’s on Madison.
Well, that was fast.
It took many of the contestants on this season’s edition of ABC’s “The Bachelor” less than two hours (in reality TV time) to transform from proud, defiant women — the first contestant to meet and recognize Austin’s Brad Womack planted a slap across his face “for every woman in America” — to catty teenage girls, battling for the love and affection of a man they’d just met.
But first, we had to see Womack with his shirt off.
A lot.
And he had to explain how much he’s grown in the three years that have passed since his first “Bachelor” stint in Season 11.
A lot.
He pleaded his case to host Chris Harrison. He talked about his brothers’ families and children and how he now knows that’s what he wants. He asked for forgiveness from DeAnna Pappas and Jenni Croft, the two women he rejected in his previous go-round who were brought back to confront Womack in last night’s episode. He explained his actions and his time in therapy to the contestants, over and over, and offered each of them a chance to leave if they doubted his sincerity. Not surprisingly, none took him up on his offer.
“I am here to find a wife,” Womack said.
I understand why the producers felt compelled to hammer this into our heads, but I sure hope the apology phase of the competition is over because it got real old, real fast.
Has Womack matured? Unlike most of this season’s contestants, I did not see his first stint, so I can’t say. But he seems kind of dull and mopey. Are those signs of growth? Perhaps, though I’m not sure that a shift from admitting you hadn’t found love on a reality television show to being defiantly positive that you can and will is an indicator of maturity. And he seems really calculating, as if he knows that his top priority is the rehabilitation of his image.
When Womack was not throwing himself on the mercy of half the planet’s population, the show had its humorous and interesting moments: Are you as glad as I am that Raichel the “manscaper’s” body waxing began and ended at Womack’s wrist? And did anybody else wish we’d been privy to a meeting between Madison (the woman with the fangs — yes, fangs) and Ashley H. the dentist?
“You look delicious,” the vampire fetishist Madison said to Womack when they met (and then she strategically added, “It’s Brad, right?” to the Bachelor, weary from the repetitive queries about his previous behavior on the show). “She has a very unique and sexy look,” Womack told the camera, later, “but on the other hand … the girl has fangs.”
Jackie, an artist from New York who “likes to sing,” looks a lot like a grown-up Rachel Berry from “Glee” and is just as annoying. During their first meeting, she made Brad “pinky swear” that he wouldn’t break her heart (they must have edited out the segment where she made him insist that he would let her have the solo in the upcoming show choir regional competition). Later she improvised the world’s worst song. That wasn’t as bad as Sarah P., who approached Womack and forced him to drop to his knees and repeat after her, “Will you marry me?”
Many of these beautiful women — teachers, paralegals, etc. — came off as sad and desperate. To be honest, it was kind of depressing. I’m sure “The Bachelorette” is even worse.
In the end, here’s who made the cut: Alli, Ashley H., Ashley S. (first impression rose), Britt, Chantal, Emily, Jackie, Keltie, Kim, Lindsay, Lisa, Madison, Marissa, Meghan, Melissa, Michelle, Raichel, Sarah, Shawntel and Stacey. Yep, all the “wacky moment” gals were among Monday night’s winners.
“I really do think that my wife is in this room,” Womack said after handing out the final rose.
His quest to figure out which one of these contestants is the future Mrs. Womack could be exciting, if the upcoming scenes from the remainder of the season were any indication. Or, at least, scenic. Because, look — there’s Womack ziplining! And cliff diving, walking on the beach, cavorting with lions and hippos, swimming with sharks and, you know, flying in the opposite direction around the earth to reverse its rotation and turn back time — often shirtless and always with gorgeous, bikini-clad babes by his side.
What could possibly have driven him to give this show a second try?
Those promos (and online spoilers) indicate that Womack falls for one of the beauties by season’s end and is worried that, this time, he’ll be the one abandoned. There’s your drama, though it seems kind of obvious.
Anyway, who’s your favorite? Did Womack send the right women packing? Who do you think will win? Sound off in the comments below.
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December 30, 2010
Austin's Zach Anner lands on Oprah's network January 7
Remember Zach Anner? We reported last summer about the Austinite’s efforts to win his own show on OWN, the upcoming cable television network from media mogul Oprah Winfrey.
Anner became an Internet sensation earlier this year when his audition video for the channel’s “Your OWN Show: Oprah’s Search for the Next TV Star” went viral, partially due to support from musician John Mayer. Anner’s submission proposed a travel show for people who never thought they could travel, a topic he knows something about.
More than 15,000 hopefuls auditioned live or via online video submissions and over 143 million votes were cast. The field was whittled down to a smaller group that went to Los Angeles for final auditions this fall. Finally, Anner — the self-described “wheelchair-bound lady magnet” with cerebral palsy — has been named as one of ten finalists on the reality competition (other contestants’ proposed topics include health, finance, food, celebrity, inspiration and one man who wants to be “America’s gay best friend).”
The program premieres January 7 at 8 p.m. on OWN. More details about Winfrey’s new network, which launches Saturday, can be found here.
OWN can be found on the following Austin providers’ channels:
Dish Network: 189
Time Warner Cable: 225
AT&T U-verse: 256
DirecTV: 279
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December 15, 2010
Meet Brad Womack's new bachelorettes
Zap2it.com has published a list of Brad Womack’s bachelorettes.
The site lists the following 30 women vying for the 38-year-old Austin entrepreneur’s approval:
Alli, 24, an apparel merchant from Columbus, OH
Ashley H., 26, a dentist from Philadelphia, PA
Ashley S., 26, a nanny from New York, NY
Britnee, 25, a paralegal from Holland, PA
Britt, 25, a food writer from Woodinville, WA
Chantal, 28, an executive assistant from Seattle, WA
Cristy, 30, an attorney from Ft. Lauderdale, FL
Emily, 24, a children’s hospital event planner from Charlotte, NC
J, 26, an operations manager from Seattle, WA
Jackie, 27, an artist from New York, NY
Jill, 28, a sales director from Frisco, TX
Keltie, 28, a Radio City Rockette from Hollywood, CA
Kimberly, 27, a marketing coordinator from Charlotte, NC
Lacey, 27, an insurance agent from Tampa, FL
Lauren, 26, a high school teacher from Arlington, VA
Lindsay, 25, a first grade teacher from Plano, TX
Lisa M., 24, a marketing coordinator from Ottawa, KS
Lisa P., 27, a sales consultant from New York, NY
Madison, 25, a model from Brooklyn, NY
Marissa, 26, a sports publicist from Kissimmee, FL
Meghan, 30, a fashion marketer from New York, NY
Melissa, 32, a waitress from Lake Worth, FL
Michelle, 30, a hairstylist from Salt Lake City, UT
Raichel, 29, a ‘manscaper’ from Fullerton, CA
Rebecca, 30, an esthetician from Mission Viejo, CA
Renee, 28, a nanny from Palos Hills, IL
Sarah L., 25, a musical theater performer from Saginaw, MI
Sarah P., 27, a real estate broker from Denver, CO
Shawntel, 25, a funeral director from Chico, CA
Stacey, 26, a bartender from Boston, MA
You’ll recall that in Season 11, Womack dissed the bachelorettes and chose himself. Among other activities, Womack spent some time in therapy to delve into his relationship issues. Will you be watching? Do you think Womack will find true love this time around?
Sound off in the comments.
“The Bachelor” premieres Monday, Jan. 3 at 8 p.m. CT on ABC.
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December 2, 2010
'Design Star' casting call in Dallas
HGTV’s “Design Star” is having a casting call in Dallas on Dec. 5.
The interior-decorating competition show is looking for contestants for its sixth season.
If you have design knowledge and a distinctive design perspective, along with lots of energy and personality, head for the Westin Park Central (12720 Merit Drive in Dallas) from 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Dec. 5.
You’ll need to bring along two recent photos of yourself and a portfolio of your work.
For more information, visit castingdesignstar.com or e-mail designstar6dallas@gmail.com.
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November 18, 2010
Austinite on TLC reality series premiere Friday
Austin resident Tonya Engelbrecht is slated to appear on Friday’s premiere episode of “Homemade Millionaire,” a new six-part reality series from TLC.
In each episode, a trio of female entrepreneurs compete in New York City to win a deal with the Home Shopping Network. Englebrecht’s invention, “Magickurl,” is a self-adhering heated roller consisting of a standard hair roller with a special metal sleeve to conduct heat for quicker, better looking curls.
“Homemade Millionaire,” hosted by Kelly Ripa, premieres on November 19 at 9 p.m. CT.
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November 16, 2010
Casting call in Dallas for Season 3 'Glee' role
Oxygen Media has announced open casting calls for “The Glee Project,” a televised reality show that will culminate in the selection of a performer who will appear in a multi-episode guest-starring role on season three of Fox’s “Glee.”
Texas hopefuls can head to Dallas on Saturday, January 8 and Sunday, January 9, 2011.
From the press release:
Oxygen is looking for talented young men and women with strong vocal, acting, dancing abilities and big personalities! Musical theater experience is a plus, but not required. Candidates must be at least 18 years of age (but able to convincingly portray the role of a teenager) and be legally eligible to work in the United States. Candidates must also be available to the production in or about January through April 2011 and be willing to travel as part of production.
Additional information about the casting calls, prizing, eligibility as well as a list of approved audition songs can be found by clicking here.
All of the 34,000 applications submitted through the earlier MySpace/”Glee” auditions have now been processed and the shortlisted applicants will be contacted by Friday, November 19. Applicants who are not shortlisted may still choose to attend an open call. Please go to the Glee Project website for more information and to pre-register for the casting call.
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November 4, 2010
E!'s 'Bridalplasty' trailer lands online (video)
Remember when I told y’all about “Bridalplasty,” the horrific-sounding E! reality show in which brides-to-be compete for a chance to win the plastic surgeries of their choice — and the winner reveals the results to her betrothed when he lifts her veil during their wedding ceremony?
I know; I tried to forget, too.
Here’s the trailer for the show, which premieres Nov. 28:
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Curly web site takes on Bravo's Stanger
Austin-based website NaturallyCurly.com has taken on reality television star Patti Stanger and her anti-curl comments.
Stanger, the host of Bravo’s “The Millionaire Matchmaker,” has routinely instructed women on her show to straighten their hair, using terms including “rat’s nest” to refer to curly tresses.
The site, run by former American-Statesman employees Gretchen Heber and Michelle Breyer, sent Stanger a letter accusing her of living in a time warp and promoting Barbie Doll standards. Stanger responded via Twitter, telling the “naturally curly bunch” that millionaire men don’t like curly hair and instructing them on where to buy a flat iron.
The skirmish has attracted the attention of national media including Allure and Us magazines as well as news network CNN, and has inspired Breyer and Heber to create the Facebook group “No More Curl Bashing.”
This isn’t the first time the pair have fought this battle: several years ago they chastised Disney for turning a curly-haired ugly duckling into straight-haired royalty in the movie “The Princess Diaries.”
“It’s not even about straight versus curly anymore, it’s about women embracing their natural beauty and leaving the torturous methods used to become what is socially accepted as beautiful behind,” a press release from NaturallyCurly reads, in part. “If you love your curly hair, you shouldn’t flat iron it just to find your soul mate. If you want to straighten out your curls, go for it, that’s what being a woman is all about: options. Patti Stanger is a giant step backwards in terms of female empowerment.”
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September 22, 2010
Here's my take on 'American Idol's' new judges
Well, that was underwhelming.
After months of speculation, leaks, refusal to comment, re-leaks and more speculation, the Fox network revealed the makeup of the judging panel for Season 10 of “American Idol” Wednesday via a live press conference marred by technical difficulties and a marked lack of enthusiasm from the assembled throng.
It can’t be a good sign that “Idol” host Ryan Seacrest felt compelled to ask the crowd if they were excited after the announcement that Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler and singer/actress Jennifer Lopez had joined Randy Jackson on the reality show’s judging panel. If they were, it should have been obvious.
It has been common knowledge for weeks that the pair, who replace departing arbiters Simon Cowell, Ellen DeGeneres and Kara DioGuardi, were the network’s picks, lacking only today’s official announcement. One of Tyler’s band mates spilled the beans some time ago and speculation on Lopez’ salary demands have dominated recent entertainment news.
Tyler called the new gig fabulous and wonderful. “It feels like the perfect feathered nest,” he told Seacrest, adding, “I’m gonna bring some rock to this roller coaster.” He advised contestants to sing like they do when nobody is listening.
Lopez was, surprisingly, a bit less coherent, speaking in motivational soundbites and leading me to hope against hope that her judging style will lean more toward Paula Abdul than DioGuardi.
“Just live,” she said.” It’s your moment” (I will admit that “living” is probably a good strategy for those who want to make it to the end of the competition). Lopez explained that she would be looking for “the next Michael Jackson,” a pronouncement that seemed to underwhelm the crowd — if only Jackson could have benefited from her advice a couple of years ago.
Seacrest began the event by stating “the world has been awaiting this news for quite a while.” Actually, the world had waited for a while, but I think they got tired of waiting long before Wednesday. I know I did. I think Fox strung this process out well beyond the point where even the show’s most loyal fans were interested and it doesn’t inspire confidence for how the network will be able to reverse the show’s decline.
The introduction of celebrity judges tempts me to make a snarky comment such as, “way to make it all about the contestants, ‘Idol’,” but I think that really gets to the point of this whole mess: with the program showing ratings vulnerability for the first time last season and the departure of Cowell, always the most fun and popular part of the show, “Idol” may not be able to suffer another year of the embarrassingly low level of talent that last year’s hopefuls displayed. Should that happen, producers are clearly (and cynically) counting on the star power of Tyler and Lopez to entertain. I don’t mind watching Tyler and Lopez perform; I’m just not sure how much I am going to enjoy watching them watch others perform.
I hope I am proved wrong, but I am afraid that “Idol” really is no longer mainly about the contestants.
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Fox to reveal 'Idol' judges today via noon webcast
After months of speculation and rumors in the wake of the departure of the entire ‘American Idol’ judging panel (except — we think — for Randy Jackson), Fox is finally set to officially reveal what its up to.
A noon central time webcast at the show’s website will feature host Ryan Seacrest revealing the makeup of the new judging panel. Is Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler a lock? What about Jennifer Lopez?
Do you even care, or have last season’s lackluster contestants and the network’s endless drawing-out of the new judge selections killed any enthusiasm you might have had?
In the unlikely event there are enough of you left who have any interest in this mess to clog up the official Fox live stream, you can also view the announcement live online at “idol’s” Facebook page or on Ustream.
The event will be followed by a press conference with the new judging panel.
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September 15, 2010
'Survivor: Nicaragua' preview
It’s “Survivor” time! The venerable reality competition returns tonight (that’s right, it’s been moved to Wednesdays) at 7 p.m. on CBS. Will you be watching or are you just tired of it? Are you rooting for former Dallas Cowboys coach (and current male enhancement pitchman) Jimmy Johnson?
Check out Johnson and the other contestants in the video below and let us know what you think:
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August 18, 2010
Report: Steven Tyler inks deal to be 'Idol' judge
The Hollywood Reporter, well, reports that sources claim Aerosmith front man Steven Tyler has signed a deal to appear as a judge on Season 10 of Fox’s “American Idol.”
Replacement “Idol” judges have been the subject of speculation since popular arbiter Simon Cowell announced that Season 9 would be his last. In July, “Idol’s” newest judge Ellen DeGeneres announced that she would also be leaving the show.
The network, of course, remains lock-lipped, but we can expect the speculation to heat up since Fox seems to enjoy the publicity and the new “Idol” judging panel has to hit the road in September for advanced audition rounds.
Stay tuned.
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August 13, 2010
Lauren Froderman takes Fox 'Dance' title
18-year-old Lauren Froderman of Phoenix was named America’s Favorite Dancer Thursday night on Fox Television’s “So You Think You Can Dance.” Froderman wins a $250,000 cash prize, a cover story in Dance Spirit magazine and a spot in the 40-city “So You Think You Can Dance” Tour 2010. The tour begins Sunday, Sept. 19 in New Orleans, LA. There’s no Austin stop, but the dancers perform in Houston on Sept. 21 and Grand Prairie on Sept. 22. Click here for more information.
“I cannot even believe how amazing this journey has been! I feel so blessed, and am so grateful to my family, friends and fans,” Froderman said. “Thank you for believing in me and naming me America’s Favorite Dancer. This is truly a dream come true. Thank you, America, it was an honor dancing for you!”
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July 9, 2010
Anner advances in Oprah contest, but where did his votes go?
Update: Beth Gebhard, Director of Publicity & Communications for the Oprah Winfrey Network, called at 4:50 p.m. on Friday to explain the discrepancy in voting totals.
She said that an independent third party was hired to scour Web server logs to determine which votes were authentic and which were invalid, having been cast as the result of automated means or originating from foreign IP addresses and external invalid links. All votes outisde of the rules were eliminated, she explained, and all of the contestants’ vote totals fluctuated — some up and some down. Those whose vote totals increased were the beneficiaries of votes that were cast but had somehow been blocked, Gebhard said.
The reason the top eight vote-getters were advanced, instead of only the top 5, was that those eight contestants all remained in the top eight both before and after the verification process.
“Our goal was always to find good, talented people,” Gebhard added.
Original text:
Austinite Zach Anner has advanced to the next round in media mogul Oprah Winfrey’s quest to find a new show and host for her upcoming Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN).
Anner, the self-described “wheelchair-bound lady magnet” with cerebral palsy pitched a travel show in his hilarious video submission.
Earlier, some controversy was sparked when Anner, the clear voting favorite for much of the contest, was suddenly surpassed by another contestant who receieved a mysterious surge in vote totals.
Voting practices and tallying continue to be a cause for concern: While Anner’s page on the site shows his as the most popular entry with a vote tally of 9,161,042, the results page shows him only receiving 3,484,018 votes, good enough for a 7th-place finish. While only the top 5 online vote-getters were guaranteed to advance to the next round of auditions later this month in Los Angeles, the site says that producers decided to include three more, sending the top eight contestants onto the next round.
A press release from the Oprah Winfrey Network contained the following:
During the verification process, the final vote counts fluctuated, as votes that could not be authenticated were eliminated from the competition. The verification process did not change the top 8 applicants with the most votes online.
Here are screen grabs showing Anner’s vote total before verification and his final ranking on the website.
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July 7, 2010
More trouble in 'Idol'-ville
First the ratings dropped. Then Fox’s “American Idol” actually failed to win its time slot a couple of times this season. Now comes word that the “American Idol” Live! Tour 2010 has been cut short.
The New York Post reports that eight dates have been shaved off of the tour due to poor ticket sales. With Omaha, Kansas City, Toronto, Buffalo, Cleveland, Winnipeg, Portland, Ore. and Portland, Maine off the list, the tour will now end Aug. 31, instead of Sept. 16.
I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that while this may be partially based on a weak economy, it’s probably more likely more fallout from a particularly weak season. What do you think?
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July 6, 2010
'Bachelor' split: Jake and Vienna go public
Is anybody surprised that a superficial relationship that began on television continues to crumble … on television?
Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi battled and bickered, weeped and stomped off Monday night in a reunion at the end of “The Bachelorette” that stands second only to my high school class’ 25th as far as disasters go.
Clearly the animosity is real, but some relationship experts suggest that the public drama is a calculated ploy to keep the reality stars’ names in the public eye and extend their 15 minutes of fame.
”When you find people putting behavior like that out there, they are people who are more concerned about the integrity of their brand rather than the content of their character,” D. Ivan Young, author of relationship guide “Break Up, Don’t Break Down,” told the Associated Press. “Those relationships are superficial at best.”
So, never mind Team Edward and Team Jacob — are you Team Jake or Team Vienna? Sound off in the comments below.
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July 1, 2010
'America's Next Top Model' casting in Austin
Are you “fierce?”
If so (and if you meet the other qualifications — ferocity alone does not cut it, I guess) “America’s Next Top Model” is looking for you.
The show is holding an open casting call in Austin in conjunction with the local affiliate of The CW. Applicants will be evaluated on Thursday, July 8 at The Driskill, 604 Brazos Street, from 2-7 p.m.
One hopeful selected by a panel of judges will move onto the next round in California.
The CW is seeking females ages 18 to 27 of diverse backgrounds, shapes, sizes. One caveat: you’ve got to be at least 5’7” tall. If you want to participate, log on to thecwaustin.com to download an application (you’ll need to have one completed, along with a waiver, when you arrive at the audition) and review the eligibility requirements.
Other requirements:
All contestants must bring legible COPIES of either:
1. United States passport and driver’s license
2. Social Security card and birth certificate
All contestants will need to bring three photographs of themselves with their first and last name written on the back (no pictures will be taken by The CW.)
At the casting call, applicants will record a three-minute video of them modeling and answering questions about why they want to be America’s next top model to accompany their application and photographs.
You’ll want to arrive early: Producers will begin handing out numbers to those waiting in line at 1:45 p.m. on Thursday, July 8th. The number of people who want to audition may exceed the allotted time, and once the numbers in line for the estimated number of contestants who can be accommodated in five hours of taping has been given out, The CW will not be taking/taping any other applicants.
For complete rules and audition documents, click here.
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June 21, 2010
'American Idol' Austin auditions in August
Fox’s “American Idol” has just released their slate of audition cities, and Austin is back on the list. The reality show circus will roll into the Frank Erwin Center on August 11. The show last held auditions here in 2005.
It has been speculated that with Simon Cowell’s departure and signs of ratings vulnerability the show would need to be tweaked and the first change comes with this summer’s try-outs: “Idol” producers are lowering the eligibility age to 15 (previously, hopefuls had to be 16-years-old to audition; the upper age limit remains 28).
“A lot of young, talented people are now seeking careers and representation before they turn 16,” said Cecile Frot-Coutaz, executive producer of “American Idol.” “Lowering the age limit allows us to tap into this talent pool.”
Frot-Coutaz neglected to mention that those people usually seek careers through the Disney machine.
Details have not been released about the Austin auditions, but there’s no reason to believe try-outs here will vary from the wristband routine to be employed in Nashville on July 17. We’ll keep you posted.
Here’s the current list of audition cities, dates and venues:
Nashville, TN Saturday, July 17, Bridgestone Arena
Milwaukee, WI Wednesday, July 21, Bradley Center
New Orleans, LA Monday, July 26, TBA
East Rutherford, NJ Tuesday, Aug. 3, IZOD Center
Austin, TX Wednesday, Aug. 11, Frank Erwin Center
San Francisco, CA Thursday, Aug. 19, AT&T Park
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June 17, 2010
Kate plus date? New 'Bachelorette' rumor makes the rounds
The folks over at Film.com are the latest to tackle the rumor that 35-year-old reality show single mom of eight Kate Gosselin (late of “John & Kate Plus 8”) is in ABC’s sights to become the next star of “The Bachelorette.”
You know, because “The Bachelorette” is so high-brow and sacrosanct. It’s on your DVR right next to episodes of “Masterpiece Theater,” right?
In any event, Gosselin’s people told Hollywood Life that there is no truth to the rumor. We’ll believe it when we don’t see it. Meanwhile, we’re having fun imagining the types of dates and activities Gosselin’s suitors would enjoy with her and the kids.
What are your ideas?
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June 14, 2010
Will the next 'Oprah' be from Austin?
Oprah (it’s just Oprah now, right? we don’t need to include the “Winfrey” anymore, do we?) is looking for a new talk show host and it looks like that person might hail from Austin.
Zach Anner, a self-described “wheelchair-bound lady magnet” (Anner has cerebral palsy, which he calls “the sexiest of the palsies”) is currently in first place. He has received over two and a half million votes, nearly double that of his closest competitor. Anner’s hilarious and charismatic pitch is for a travel show. Anner’s video has become something of an Internet phenomenon.
Leigh Cambre is another Austin hopeful. Cambre’s audition tape says he ‘bleeds Texas blood” (he was born here and went to the University of Texas at Austin) but he lives and works in New York and considers himself a New Yorker. Cambre’s proposed show, “AbsoluteLeigh,” is about “living your life openly, honestly and boldly.” Cambre’s comprehensive voting tips on his website have gotten him to the fifteenth spot with over half a million votes.
Votes on the site don’t necessarily guarantee the winner his or her own show: the top five vote-getters are flown to Los Angeles, where producers will select ten cast members for a reality television competition series on Oprah’s new network. The winner of that contest will take the new show. At least one of the top five website vote-getters will receive a spot on the televised competition for the grand prize.
You can browse entries, vote and keep track of the vote totals here.
We couldn’t find a version of Cambre’s video that we were able to embed, so here’s the link.
Here’s Zach Anner’s audition:
Zach’s oprah deal from Zach Anner on Vimeo.
Finally, the Austin American-Statesman’s Corrie MacLaggan interviewed filmmakers Anner and Joshua Tate for a 2007 article upon the premiere of their documentary, “Forgotten Lives.” You can read the interview after the jump.
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The Next Food Network Star: Episode two recap
The pressure was on for Austin’s “Next Food Network Star” contestants Brad and Dzintra in week two of the show, especially for Dzintra, who escaped elimination in the first episode despite not having competed due to an eye injury. For the first part of the show this week, Giada told everyone that they were going to practice the fundamental skill of hosting food television—cooking and talking at the same time. Last week’s winner, Aria, assigned each contestant one step in a vegetable lasagna recipe to explain on camera.
For the most part, everyone’s performance improved over the awkwardness that was last week. Dzintra was obviously a bit nervous, and rushed through her step. Brad, on the other hand, was very relaxed, except that he used “nice” in describing every step he took, prompting Giada say that “words like nice don’t have any meaning.”
For this week’s “star” challenge, the finalists were introduced to a room of carnival candy, as well as Zoltar machine. Duff Goldman from “Ace of Cakes” walked out and explained they were going to cater a carnival-themed party for his friends with food inspired by carnival snacks. Why the producers didn’t have Duff preside over some entertaining and disastrous cake-baking challenge is unclear.
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June 9, 2010
'Next Food Network Star,' featuring Austinites, draws big numbers
The June 6 season debut of the Food Network reality series “The Next Food Network Star,” which features a pair of Austin contestants, was the highest-rated season premiere in the show’s history, pulling an average of 2.5 million viewers and 1.3 million adults aged 25-54, according to Nielsen Media Research. The program posted a 1.2 adults 25-54 rating, a 26 percent increase over the season five premiere and a 1.9 household rating, up 13 percent over last season.
In fact, it was the most-watched season debut of any series in Food Network history.
We’re crediting the Austin effect.
“The Next Food Network Star” follows 12 hopefuls competing for their own Food Network show.
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May 27, 2010
HGTV series looking for Austinites
HGTV is looking for Austin area home buyers to appear on its weekly series, “My First Place.” Entering its 9th season, the reality program follows first-time home buyers as they go through the trials and tribulations of looking for, bidding on and ultimately buying their first place.
HGTV seeks home buyers who are:
• Just beginning the search for their very first home purchase
• Fun, interesting people who are excited to be a part of this show
• Willing to share their personal and financial struggles with viewers and consider their lives an “open book”
• Going to be closing by Fall, 2010
• Will be buying within a 60- to 90-minute radius of downtown Austin
Candidates who are selected to appear on the show (and complete taping) will receive a surprise housewarming gift as part of shooting the show and will also get a DVD copy of their episode after it airs on HGTV! Singles, couples and families buying their first place are all encouraged to apply.
Homebuyers who would like to be considered for the program should fill out an application at by clicking here, then clicking on the “casting” tab, then “My First Place.” You can also apply by contacting Megan Golliday at (303) 712-3283, or by email at mgolliday@highnoontv.com.
New episodes of “My First Place” air on HGTV at 7 p.m. CT on Thursday nights.
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On TV tonight
‘Flash Forward’ — 7 p.m., ABC
Mark learns the date of the next blackout, which I’m guessing is about 8 p.m., because this mess of a series didn’t get renewed.
‘So You Think You Can Dance’ — 7 p.m., Fox
No, I dont. And that’s why you won’t see me in tonight’s audition rounds.
‘100 Questions’ — 7:30 p.m., NBC
In this new half-hour comedy, each episode is the result of a question from a dating service questionnaire — sort of like a “My Date is Earl.” I haven’t seen it, but I think maybe “13 questions” might have been a more realistic title.
‘Hollywood salutes Matt Damon’ — 8 p.m., ABC
because that guy doesn’t have enough going for him already
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May 26, 2010
Lee DeWyze wins 'American Idol' season 9
It was a beautiful day for Lee DeWyze, after all.
In a burst of confetti and a spray of sparks, the 24-year old paint salesman from Mt. Prospect, Illinois warbled his way through U2’s “Beautiful Day.” The song will be the first released by DeWyze as the winner of season 9 of the Fox network’s “American Idol.”
The singer looked as if the wind had been knocked out of him when host Ryan Seacrest announced that he had bested runner-up Crystal Bowersox, who smiled broadly and applauded as DeWyze walked around the stage, bent over and apparently dumbstruck.
“I don’t know. This is amazing. Thank you guys so much for everything. Thank you. Thank you. I can’t believe this,” DeWyze said. “I’m just happy man, I’m so happy now. I’ve never been happier in my life.”
If DeWyze was genuinely surprised, he was probably the only one. Although Bowersox — who ruled Tuesday night’s final performance show with a cover of Austinite Patty Griffin’s “Up to the Mountain” — was the superior vocalist, popular opinion held that the more mainstream and marketable DeWyze would get more votes.
The season finale featured performances by, among others, Hall and Oates, Alice Cooper, Joe Cocker, the surviving Bee Gees, Alanis Morrisette, Chicago and Bret Michaels — Poison frontman and just-crowned winner of “Celebrity Apprentice.” It also featured the final “Idol” appearance by popular judge Simon Cowell, who has been with the program since its inception. Cowell took a lot of ribbing through clips of his pull-no-punches critiques and a short appearance by comic Ricky Gervais.
Did America get it right or did Bowersox get robbed? Will you watch next year or are you leaving with Simon?
Sound off in the comments below.
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May 24, 2010
This week's TV picks
Monday:
‘24’ 7 p.m., Fox: It doesn’t look like things will end well for completely-out-of-his-tree Jack Bauer in tonight’s two-hour series finale.
Other Monday finales: ‘Chuck’ 7 p.m., NBC; ‘How I Met Your Mother’ 7 p.m., CBS; ‘Rules of Engagement’ 7:30 p.m., CBS; ‘Two and a Half Men’ 8 p.m., CBS; ‘The Big Bang Theory’ 8:30 p.m., CBS; ‘Law & Order’ (series finale) 9 p.m., NBC; ‘CSI: Miami’ 9 p.m., CBS
‘The Bachelorette’ 8 p.m., ABC: Season 6 kicks off tonight and one of bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky’s suitors is from Austin.
Tuesday:
‘The Good Wife’ 9 p.m., CBS: Alicia needs to decide on a partner — and not a law partner — in the first season finale.
Other Tuesday finales: ‘NCIS’ 7 p.m., CBS; ‘Biggest Loser: Couples’ 7 p.m., NBC; ‘Dancing with the Stars’ 8 p.m., ABC; ‘NCIS: Los Angeles’ 8 p.m., CBS; ‘Parenthood’ 9 p.m., NBC
Wednesday:
‘American Idol’ 7 p.m., Fox: Judges’ pet Lee DeWyze dukes it out musically with hippie-chick Crystal Bowersox in the season 9 finale. Look for a reunion of this season’s Top 12 contestants and see if you can remember any of their names.
Other Wednesday finales: ‘Criminal Minds’ 8 p.m., CBS; ‘CSI: NY’ 9 p.m., CBS
Thursday:
‘Flash Forward’ 7 p.m., ABC: I hope tonight’s first-season final explains a lot, because ABC just announced that there won’t be a second one.
‘So You Think You Can Dance’ 7 p.m., Fox: Season 7 kicks off with the obligatory audition rounds. Expect a lot of people who think they can dance, but actually can’t.
‘100 Questions’ 7:30 p.m., NBC: This new half-hour comedy recounts a woman’s bad dating experiences as spark by a dating-service questionnaire. It’s kind of a “My Date Was Earl.”
‘Hollywood Salutes Matt Damon: An American Cinematheque Tribute’ 8 p.m., ABC: Ben Affleck presents, Jimmy Kimmel hosts.
Friday:
‘Past Life’ 7 p.m., Fox: The network burns off two more episodes of this horrible drama packed with mystical mumbo-jumbo.
‘Friday Night Lights’ 7 p.m., NBC: Coach Taylor gets schooled in East Dillon history.
Saturday:
‘America’s Most Wanted’ 8 p.m., Fox: A tribute to first responders from the Charlotte Motor Speedway.
‘Dr. G: America’s Most Shocking Cases’ 8 p.m., TLC: New medical documentary series kicks off with the deaths of a newborn and a writer.
‘Samantha Brown’s Napa’ 9 p.m., Travel: The perky host visits wine country.
Sunday:
‘National Memorial Day Concert 2010’ 7 p.m., PBS: Gary Sinise and Joe Mantegna host this tribute to the American military, which is only fitting since Sinise was Lt. Dan! Also appearing is fictional President Dennis Haysbert.
‘Iron Chef America’ 9 p.m., Food: Curtis Stone vs. Bobby Flay. Gentlemen, grab your utensils and head to your corners.
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May 20, 2010
'American Idol' 2010: Top 3 results
Even Lee DeWyze’s homecoming was grander than that of his competitors.
Meanwhile, Crystal Bowersox played on a trailer stage in a field somewhere and Casey James (pictured) took a bus and had to drive a faulty Toyota from the bus station to his house. Okay, I’m exaggerating — a little — but, really … could it be any clearer which way the “Idol” producers want this to go?
As predicted, America gave Texan Casey James the heave-ho Wednesday night, leaving DeWyze and Bowersox to duke it out in next week’s title bout. James was the weakest of the three (and arguably shouldn’t have made it this far into the contest anyway). That doesn’t make the “Idol” machine’s manipulations any more palatable, but what’s done is done, so onward to the finale.
Who will win? Who should win? Sound off in the comments below (and read my comments about the finales of “American Idol,” “24” and “Lost” — no spoilers! — on Sunday.
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May 13, 2010
'American Idol' 2010: Top 4 results
Michael Lynche got the answer to his own musical question Wednesday night on “American Idol.” The 26-year old personal trainer from St. Petersburg, Florida sang Michael Jackson’s “Will You Be There” (from “Free Willy”) and America’s answer was “no.”
The humongous Lynche, often described as a teddy bear by his fellow contestants (and seen bench pressing them in his exit video) had a good run on the show, lasting longer then expected — Lynche was “saved” by the judges five weeks ago when they invoked that once-per-season option after Big Mike received the fewest number of votes and faced elimination.
I’m not sure Lynch missed a single note during the entire season but, like many of this year’s hopefuls, he suffered in the area of song choice, favoring overly-theatrical ballads wrought with insincere levels of over-emotion. Quite simply, he seemed unable to forge a genuine connection with enough voters to keep him around any longer.
Lynch’s departure leaves Casey James, Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox. At one point, Bowersox would have seemed a lock for the title, but her propensity to argue with the judges and those judges’ clear boosterism for DeWyze have put that in doubt. In any event, I will be surprised if good-time faux-blues rocker James isn’t the next to go.
What do you think? Who’s going to take the “Idol” title and put this season out of its misery? Sound off in the comments!
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May 9, 2010
'Amazing Race' finale airs tonight
Hmm … would these be the Rhode Island brothers or the Okie cowboys? Check in tonight to find out!
Season 16 of the global marathon concludes tonight as the trio of remaining teams head from Shanghai to the San Francisco finish line. The three competing duos are:
Rhode Island siblings Dan and Jordan Pious South Carolina models Caite Upton and Brent Horne Oklahoma brothers Jet and Cord McCoy
The teams are competing for a $1 million grand prize. For more information on the teams and the show, visit its CBS website.
“The Amazing Race”
Sun., 7 p.m.,
CBS
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May 6, 2010
'American Idol' 2010: Top 5 results
Boy, “Idol” was some bizarre, mixed-up deal this week.
In the end, Kelly, the lone remaining teenybopper hopeful, was sent packing. He didn’t last as long as season 7 doppelganger David Archuleta, but he made it to the Top 5 and that’s nothing to sneeze at (unless you’re sinus-challenged Archuleta).
We also got performances from Lady Gaga and this week’s mentor Harry Connick Jr. and another lame Ford “video” in which DeWyze passed up a romantic moment with Bowersox in favor of a romantic moment with a Ford. The last 5 minutes of the video were Bowersox’s complaints to the judges about why DeWyze should have picked her.
I keed.
Next week comedian actor singer Jamie Foxx schools the final four in movie songs. I wish it were James Bond movie songs — I would love to hear Siobhan Magnus belt “Live and Let Die.” Oh, wait, Siobhan was already sent home.
Maybe that’s why this week was so boring.
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May 5, 2010
'American Idol' 2010: Top 5 performances (video)
What a week to throw ol’ Blue Eyes at the “Idol” hopefuls.
After a season full of judges’ comments about making performances “young” and “relevant,” Frank Sinatra tunes seem anachronistic (and the swagger required kind of unfair to the lone remaining female voice — hey, wasn’t this supposed to be the year of the girls?).
It was also odd that doughy celebrity mentor (and, apparently, stand-up comic) Harry Connick, Jr. worked up all the arrangements. Isn’t “Idol” all about song choice and — more importantly — how the contestants interpret those songs? I hope this isn’t a sign of things to come. For one thing, professional arrangements would eliminate half the guilty pleasure of watching a Tim Urban reggae his way through “Under My Thumb” and we’d never have gotten to meet Lee DeWyze’s bagpiper.
This week was a little tough to process, since there are only two levels of talent left: Crystal and Lee; and everybody else. And the Sinatra theme didn’t cater to the frontrunners. YJMMV (your judges’ mileage may vary).
Let’s get to the performances:
Aaron Kelly, “Fly Me to the Moon”
This was probably my favorite Aaron performance, for a few reasons. First, it lent his generally spot-on vocals a little attitude, which I haven’t seen before. Also, I convinced my wife to do the trick where you close your eyes and suddenly picture a girl singing. Puberty is gonna be rough on Aaron’s singing career.
My grade: B+
Casey James, “Blue Skies”
I feel bad for Casey. He was clearly out of his element this week. A few weeks ago, Kara lauded one of his more guitar-less performances, telling him that we’d never really gotten to hear him sing before. Well, be careful what you wish for. She pointed out the weird, goat-y vibrato thing he had happening, and not in a good way. And for having the “ladies’ man” tag slapped on him near the beginning of this season, Casey sports surprisingly little swagger.
My grade: C-
Crystal Bowersox, “Summer Wind”
My, oh my … the genre weeks are not kind to Crystal. Her performance was really pleasant and tasteful — she didn’t miss a note — but the judges were all “meh” on it and it’s not something anybody’s going to be talking about today. I didn’t mind that her voice sounded quiet toward the beginning of the song, but it also sounded thin and a little weak, and that’s different. And I’m beginning to wonder whether Bowersox — the clear frontrunner for most of the season — is talking back to the judges more and more each week in a desperate bid to not win the competition and be locked into the “Idol” (hit?) factory.
My grade: A-
Mike Lynch, “Just the Way You Look Tonight”
Okay, Sinatra is clearly smack in the center of Big Mike’s wheelhouse. His propensity toward theatricality serves him well as he dons a fedora and croons tastefully with a surprising level of restraint. I still find him boring — and can’t imagine what kind of album he’d put out that I would ever be interested in purchasing — but he clearly impressed the judges (who are kind of obligated to like him every week since they “saved” him weeks ago).
My grade: B
Lee DeWyze, “That’s Life”
Wow, the judges really like Lee. Usually it’s deserved, but I thought he hit some really sour notes tonight. He had the swagger, though, and the judges have always been hard on Lee for his confidence issues. I thought his take on this tune was good, although — with Lee’s smokey vocals — I expected it to be better. Last week the judges pulled a similar trick with the pimp spot performance, slobbering all over a lackluster effort by Siobhan Magnus. And we all know what happened to her. I don’t think Lee’s in any such danger.
My grade: B
Should go home: Casey James
Say goodbye to: Casey James
I miss: Phil Hartman’s “SNL” Sinatra impersonation
I don’t miss: Joe Piscopo’s “SNL” Frank Sinatra impersonation
I can take or leave: Harry Connick Jr.’s Frank Sinatra impersonation
But it’s better than: Frank Sinatra Jr.’s Frank Sinatra impersonation
BONUS VIDEO: Phil Hartman in “SNL’s” The Sinatra Group
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April 22, 2010
'American Idol' 2010: Top 7 results
Really? Tim Urban finally got sent packing?
Wow. ‘Idol’ really did give back!
On a night filled with musical performances by Black Eyed Peas, Sir Elton John, Carrie Underwood and this year’s top 12 contestants (welcome back, Didi Benami and Lacey Brown!) the biggest surprise was the show’s follow-through on its promise to eliminate one contestant. During the last outing of the charity event, all hopefuls were deemed “safe.”
Teflon Tim looked kind of relieved that the weeks of harsh criticism and scarecrow grinning were over. He enjoyed a rebound of sorts over the last few weeks, so he can hold his head high and go back to Duncanville, Texas proud of sticking around way longer than anybody could have predicted. After all, urban wasn’t originally in the Top 24. He slipped in at the last minute when fellow contestant Chris Golightly was disqualified.
The show also featured fairly humorous routines from comics George Lopez and Wanda Sykes: Lopez turned the tables on the judges, critiquing their catch phrases and often repetitive advice; Sykes mocked the cruelty of forcing any given week’s losing contestant to sing after his or her ejection (because the show ran long and, presumably, since we’d just sat through a ton of performances from people who can actually sing, we were spared Urban’s musical exit).
Less successful, comedically, were the interminable and patently unfunny running bits featuring Jonah Hill and Russell Brand. Host Ryan Seacrest engaged in awards-show-awkward segments with the comic actors who were attempting to staff a call-bank with celebrities (their top-tier finds were legendary “Idol” psycho Tatiana del Toro and a Woody Allen impersonator).
More than 415 million was raised during last night’s broadcast, according to “Idol” judge Simon Cowell. If you’re interested in adding to that total, click here for the charity’s website.
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April 21, 2010
'American Idol' 2010: Top 7
Wow, the violins really got a workout tonight, didn’t they? I”ll bet the producers put Casey James’ number first so that those players had a few more minutes to rest their arms at their sides — that’s got to be brutal.
Speaking of brutal …
I kid, I kid! This week’s efforts weren’t too bad, but I’m speaking relatively. Remember a few weeks back when Randy said he was no longer judging Tim Urban against his competitors but, rather, on how he did on the scale of a “Tim performance?” That’s what I’m doing with “Idol” this year. They were pretty good for “2010 performances.”
Ryan Seacrest was a little more normal, pimping tonight’s “Idol Gives Back” and pointing out that all of the proceeds from this week’s iTunes downloads would go to the beneficiaries. I pictured thousands of teens texting each other and asking if anyone had heard of this band “The Beneficiaries.”
Okay, let’s get to it:
Casey James, “Don’t Stop”
No, stop. Stop coming out week after week and delivering the same performance. Stop inflecting your voice with the safest take on the blues you can muster. Stop singing as if you’re a waiter at T.J. Harmonica’s, or else put on the striped vest, fedora and shades. I guess if I really liked that kind of music, I’d like Casey. Because he’s good at it but, man, enough is enough. And this was such a Tim Urban song choice. As the lyrics say, Tim, yesterday’s gone. Let it go.
“You have to be great right now and it wasn’t great,” Ellen
My grade: C
Lee DeWyze, “The Boxer”
I may be a little harsh on Lee because I really like this song. Paul Simon’s a poet who plays a musician on TV, and Lee delivered that part of the song in a satisfactory fashion. But “The Boxer” also has a defiant, nearly angry undertone that Lee’s stringy arrangement totally glossed over. Plus, it’s hard to tell such a long and intricate story song in a minute and a half. But Lee’s vocals were good and he changed up the melody in pleasant ways.
“You are a great artist ready to make great music,” Randy
My grade: B
Tim Urban, “Better Days”
The judges are playing that game they love to play this season where they knock contestants who actually take their contradictory, elusive advice, badgering Tim because they don’t recognize him anymore. Hey, maybe that’s because you hated who he was before and beat him verbally for over a month because of it, ya’ think? Anyway, all I could think of during this workmanlike performance was that Time should play the David Cassidy role in the inevitable “Partridge Family” revival movie or series. Tim seems to be having a harder time smiling through the critiques. Maybe he’s tiring of the judges. I know I am.
“It just kind of laid there,” Randy
My grade: C
Aaron Kelly, “I Believe I Can Fly”
I had a comedian friend who used to come out onstage with bug eyes and wings and do a parody version of this tune called “I Believe I’m a Fly.” It was funny. He sang about trying to squeeze through holes in screen doors and stuff. I mention this because I couldn’t stop thinking about it during Aaron’s performance, and that’s not a good sign. Also an odd sign? I was out of the room when this number started and I thought it was Siobhan. Hmm. Anyway, it was about what I’d expect from an Aaron performance: technically good, not great; little emotional connection; kind of sleepy.
“If we’d heard that on the radio, I’d have turned it off within ten seconds,” Simon
My grade: B-
Siobhan Magnus, “When You Believe”
I’m starting to think Siobhan’s been possessed by the spirit of some long-departed diva. Of course, it’s kind of hard to wear a prom dress and combat boots on Inspirational Songs Night, but still … I miss the Siobhan who used to surprise me with her song choices and arrangements. This was pretty, but not especially inspiring.
“I’m starting to feel like I’d want to hang out with you more rather than buy your record,” Kara
My grade: C+
Michael Lynche, “Hero”
I actually liked this more than the judges did, but I still didn’t like like it. Maybe it was the swelling, orchestral arrangement that was big enough to swallow up Big Mike’s voice (no easy feat!). Perhaps it looked like Mike — licking his lips — was hungry and in danger of devouring Seacrest in the pre-interview. Maybe I’m just tired of Big Mike’s shtick.
“The theme tonight was inspirational songs and that was about Spiderman,” Simon
My grade: C
Crystal Bowersox, “People Get Ready”
Like the “Idol” judges, I am running out of superlatives to lather onto Crystal’s (was it super-inked?) back; she just knocks it out da’ park every. single. week. She forgot her guitar, but brought her goofy, homespun microphone stand with the glass bottle on it (hey — did Siobhan Magnus blow that?) and between that and the rug she trotted out several weeks ago, I think I know what’s up. Crystal is so clearly going to win and feels so at home on the “Idol” stage that she is quite literally making it her home. Next week she’ll perform from a recliner while sipping herbal tea and leafing through Healthy Hippie magazine. And it’ll still be the best performance of the night. From the a cappella opening to her genuine sobbing at the end, this was top notch. I think we all know what we need to get ready for … our next “American Idol.”
“That was inspirational,” Simon
My grade: A+
My bottom three: Michael Lynche, Tim Urban, Casey James
Should go home: Tim Urban
Say goodbye to: Probably nobody. This is “Idol Gives Back” week and last time they didn’t want to discourage any potential donors by sending home their favorite performer. Plus, it’ll give the producers a chance for another dramatic double elimination next week.
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April 20, 2010
'Fashion Show' to hold Austin auditions
Got designs on a fashion career? Bravo will be holding open-call auditions in Austin for the second season of “The Fashion Show.”
The competition show for fashion designers is hosted by Isaac Mizrahi. Austin auditions will be 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. May 8 in the student lounge at The Art Institute of Austin, 101 W. Louis Henna Blvd., Suite 100.
For more information, visit BravoTV.com.
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April 15, 2010
'American Idol' week eight: Results
Wow, “Idol” was really anxious to get rid of Andrew Garcia.
There was no bottom three this week, since the judges’ previous save of Michael Lynche meant two hopefuls had to be booted Wednesday night. Host Ryan Seacrest didn’t try any goofy fake-outs, he pretty much asked Andrew how he felt and then told him he was going home.
Honestly, it’s about time. Garcia, once a front-runner and with probably the best voice out of this season’s male contestants, was partially thwarted by the judges’ conflicting and inconsistent advice (and their refusal to forget his Hollywood-week performance of Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up”) but he never rose above that and turned in week after week of snoozy pop pap.
Joining Garcia at the bus station — finally! — is the smug Katie Stevens. Seacrest tried to fool us by putting Katie and Lynche together and telling us one of them was going home. Even though America voted to send Lynch home last week, Katie has been a consistent bottom dweller and it was pretty obvious that she’d be sent packing. I’m kind of scared of hyper-ambitious Katie, though. I’m pretty sure she’s got a war room set up somewhere and she’s directing legal teams to search for loopholes as we speak.
Meanwhile, did we really have to sit through that horrible song by former contestant Brooke White (really? Brooke White?0 and some Internet guy I’ve never heard of? Adam Lambert fared better, although I’ll admit I fast-forwarded through the second half of his number.
I feel the need to add my voice to the chorus of those who mocked “Idol’s” choice of Lambert as a mentor but was pleasantly surprised and impressed by the practical and sometimes harsh advice he gave the contestants.
Next week’s theme is inspirational songs, so I’ll be brewing an extra pot of coffee before the show. How about you? I had pegged Garcia and Aaron Kelly to go home Wednesday and I’m a little surprised that Aaron made it through. Unfortunately, inspirational songs are right up his vocal alley, so he’ll probably breeze through next week’s contest. The most likely to have trouble with the category are Lee DeWyze, Casey James and Tim Urban (although Urban previously scored high marks with his rendition of “Hallelujah”).
Next week is “Idol Gives Back,” though, and last time they did that nobody got sent home. Who do you think will be in the final two? Add your thoughts below.
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April 8, 2010
'American Idol' week seven: Results
Okay, I blew it again.
Or did America blow it? Hmm?
Here were my predictions for this week:
Bottom Three: Aaron Kelly, Tim Urban, Andrew Garcia
Should go home: Tim Urban
Say goodbye to: Aaron Kelly
Actually, the country and I were pretty much in sync this week: Aaron, Tim, Andrew and Michael got my lowest marks of the night, and the trio that landed in the bottom three — Aaron, Andrew and Big Mike — came from that group.
I knew Tim wouldn’t go. I’ll say it again: he’s on track to win, perhaps as a viewer protest to letting Paula go and bringing in Ellen and allowing Simon to leave after this season and choosing historically and epically awful “talent” and all the other things the producers have done to muck up a fun show and make this the last season anybody will probably watch.
In case you missed it, Lynch was left singing for his life Wednesday night and it was pretty much a foregone conclusion that the judges would use the “save” option (you know, the one they should have utilized weeks ago for Lacey Brown) to keep Big Mike around for another week.
“Idol” really needs to stop with the fake-outs. Could it be more obvious that every time Seacrest gets all serious, the contestant in question is totally safe? I can’t be the only one who knew that not one of those three remaining women would be sent packing. And when Simon tries it — as he did with Lynch last night — it’s even worse. Hey, Simon … you’re valuable because you ONLY SAY WHAT YOU MEAN. Knock it off, knucklehead.
All future performance shows should be an hour and results shows should be 30 minutes. There. I said it.
On the plus side, it was nice to see that former hopeful David Archuleta has apparently overcome the hyperventilating that looked so painful (but was vastly more compelling than most of what he sang as a contestant).
Next week’s theme: “Two ‘Idols’ go home.”
Which two should they be? Please leave your comments below.
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April 7, 2010
'American Idol' week seven: Top 9
So, we were spared a celebrity mentor during Lennon-McCartney week (really — they couldn’t even round up a Ringo?) as Sir Paul appeared only via video, wishing the “Idol” hopefuls good luck. Because there are only nine remaining contestants and the show inexplicably remains at two hours, we had to sit through a lot of padding, including those stupid, post-performance sound bites and, this week, pre-song clips where the contestants described the other contestants. Thanks; I really needed two extra minutes on Tim Urban’s goofy yearbook grin.
Okay, here’s the roundup:
Aaron Kelly, “Long and Winding Road”
Zzzzzzzzz … huh? Oh, sorry, I nodded off there. My wife is going to be really upset when she sees that I spilled my Diet Coke all over the sofa. Yeah, I drink from a big, red, Coca-Cola cup like the “Idol” judges. Have you got a problem with that? Anyway, Aaron, yeah. The bad news is that his take on this boring song was boring. The worse news is that his doppelganger, David Archuleta, is going to be on the results show tonight with his snuffly nose and he might steal the hearts of the tween girls who keep bringing Aaron back week after dull, competent week. This style didn’t make Archuleta his year’s “Idol,” and it’s not going to work for Aaron either.
“You’re 17, old-fashioned and boring,” Simon
Grade: C
Katie Stevens, “Let It Be”
This week, Tracy Flick Katie did a little better. Another song from the Lennon/McCartney canon that even Adam Lambert couldn’t make contemporary, but at least the arrangement had a little twang (even if perky Patty’s vocal’s didn’t). It was totally competent, but I’m beginning to think that competence is destroying our nation. Who, oh who will be the first tonight to bring the excellence?
“You never sounded better,” Ellen
Grade: C+
Andrew Garcia, “Can’t Buy Me Love”
Well, crap. It looks like Andrew won’t be the first tonight to bring the excellence. In fact, he’s thoroughly mediocre and goofy with another song that would be hard to contemporize (although my wife noted that a revved-up, power-through Lemonheads-type arrangement might do it — not for Andrew, though. The judges are right: the too-loud, too-brassy back-up totally sapped any of Andrew’s considerable originality out of this performance. Andrew’s in trouble this week.
“You and the band got it all wrong tonight,” Simon
Grade: D
Michael Lynche, “Eleanor Rigby”
Okay, I’m going to have to disagree with the judges on this one. They drooled all over Big Mike’s version of this song, but I just thought it was weird and way too dramatic. Remember a few weeks ago when Jermaine Sellers was still on the show and the panel routinely ripped him for being all Broadway? Halfway into this song I thought perhaps Jermaine came back to Hollywood, got exposed to a radioactive something-or-other and Hulked into Big Mike. I thought this was horrible, in case I haven’t made myself clear, but at least it was different than the R&B lovey-dovey stuff he’s doled out every other week.
“Those vocals were hot,” Kara
Grade: D
Crystal Bowersox, “Come Together”
Finally, somebody brought the excellence. I’ll be honest: I was a little worried when I realized that the producers stuck Crystal in the middle of the pack, and I wasn’t sure this would prove to be a good song choice. And I really started to panic when I saw that she was accompanied by a guy playing a didgeridoo. But Crystal nailed it with shades of Bonnie Raitt, as the judges correctly noted. And she wisely chose a song she could twist into a contemporary sound. Crystal hasn’t delivered a bad performance yet, and she might be the only one who can still say that. At this point in the competition, appearing to coast can be a liability, but as long as she continues to surprise and deliver each week, there’s no reason to expect that she won’t win. Unless Tim Urban does.
“Another solid performance,” Randy
Grade: A
Tim Urban, “All My Loving”
I think the judges are strategizing. Their over-the-top praise of Tim’s goofy, Beatle-mania version of this song can only be the end result of a conversation that went something like this:
Simon: What are we going to do? Americer (hey, that’s how he pronounces it) keeps voting for this wanker.
Randy: I dunno, dawg. I can’t be any harder on the poor guy. Why aren’t the voters feelin’ it?
Kara: Maybe we should try really lathering on the praise so that people stop feeling sorry for him and finally vote him off.
Ellen: I could bring back that thing where I compare contestants to various states of ripened fruit …
Simon: I like Kara’s idea. Let’s go with that.
At least Randy decided to not judge his performance as a part of the competition, but on the basis of how it ranked as “a Tim performance.” Now that was funny.
“You’ve done well, I’m proud of you,” Simon.
Grade: C
Casey James, “Jealous Guy”
Now this I liked (and I’m not a Casey fan). I get frustrated week after week because Casey’s clearly got talent, but he always seem to be coasting on his wavy, golden locks and considerable charm. Tonight, however, it was clear that Casey put some thought and effort into his performance; he actually seemed to be competing. Imagine that. I thought his bluesy rendition of this great Lennon song was maybe a little too slow and intense, but that’s niggling. Casey brought it.
“It was the best performance of the night,” Simon
Grade: A
Siobhan Magnus, “Across the Universe”
I thought this performance was simply beautiful. Siobhan is some kind of changeling or shape-shifter, I think. You certainly can’t ever predict what she’ll do. Who’d have thought that after weeks of screeching, this season’s most exciting contestant would come out with an understated, pitch-perfect, quiet and personal (but powerful) performance? The judges didn’t quite know what to make of it, and I can understand why: it was stunning, and they were stunned. Still, it was hardly contemporary (unless the next Disney Princess movie is contemporary) and that could mean trouble. So maybe not the smartest move, competition-wise, but a moment to remember, for sure. I must admit that I don’t think Siobhan is the sharpest knife in the drawer, so I was worried when Simon asked her an open-ended question about her song choice. Luckily, the hopeful gave a heartfelt, lucid answer (and no small amount of tears) and made Simon look like a heel. Bonus!
“You are special,” Ellen
Grade: B+
Lee Dewyze, “Hey Jude”
Hey — Lee took a bad song and made it … average. I am a huge Beatles fan, but I loathe “Hey Jude.” Seriously, this was the performance they chose to stick in the pimp spot? It must have been the bagpiper. Yes, Lee hired a bagpiper in full-on bagpiper bagpiperage to walk down the stairs bagpiping during that neverending “nah nah nah” refrain. I imagine the “Idol” producers thought that anybody, even Tim Urban, could follow a didgeridoo, but nobody could follow a bagpipe. Kudos to Seacrest for not making an inappropriate comment about what might or might not have been under the guy’s kilt. Now that I type that, I wish Lee would have done a better job. Then I could have said, “How did he do? He kilt it!”
“No disrespect to you, but I wouldn’t have done that,” Simon
Grade: B-
Bottom Three Prediction: Aaron Kelly, Tim Urban, Andrew Garcia
Should go home: Tim Urban
Say goodbye to: Aaron Kelly
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April 6, 2010
'Idol's' Benami critiques show's judges
Rejected “American Idol” contestant Didi Benami has found her voice. She let loose on the popular Fox reality competition’s judges (especially Simon Cowell), knocking them for their inconsistent advice and harsh critiques.
The 23-year old waitress was sent home after a dramatic rendition of “What Becomes of the Broken Hearted.” Cowell compared sitting through that performance to “swimming through a bowl full of jelly.”
Benami, who made the show’s top ten and gets to go on “Idol’s” live summer tour, also called the panel’s critiques “really, really hurtful.”
What do you think? Were the judges too harsh? Should a different contestant have been sent home last week? Sound off in the comments.
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March 31, 2010
'American Idol' week six: Top 10
How’d y’all like Usher as a celebrity mentor? I’m not a fan, but I thought he helped the “Idol” hopefuls where they need help most: presentation. The artist clearly knows how to sell a product, and that’s really where we’re at in this stage of the competition. So, yeah, he was kind of a tool for wearing his shades indoors, but he made contestant Tim Urban really uncomfortable by suggesting that Tim sing to him as if Usher were the object of his affection, so you’ve got to give him kudos for that.
I wasn’t sure Soul/R&B week was going to be kind to the “idol” kids, but they generally did better than I expected them to. Granted, my expectations this season couldn’t be much lower. Here’s the roundup:
Siobhan Magnus, ”Through the Fire”
Ouch. Chaka Khan’s screecher was a rare misstep for the quirky glassblower, but a pretty big one. You’ve got to figure that Siobhan did much better in rehearsal and that her nerves got the best of her during the live performance. How else to explain the “Idol” producers sticking the worst performance from the most exciting contestant of the season into the opening slot? Siobhan’s better than many of her competitors, but she didn’t show it Tuesday night. Another curse of going first now is that, with the show still 2-hours long, the judges and Seacrest really pad out the chatter with the first half of the contestant roster. That can be good if you do well, but brutal if you slip. And did they really need to show Siobhan, post-performance, choking back tears and rejecting consolation in the green room? Boo!
“I’m going to call it manslaughter,” Simon
Grade: D
Casey James, “Hold On, I’m Coming”
Casey delivered another competent, confident performance. He picked a good song and nailed it, but I’m kind of getting tired of that. When is Casey going to do something that challenges him? Casey’s like that really talented kid in your class who you just know is capable of so much but he just kind of coasts and goes along to get along, getting by on charm and the lowest level of talent he needs to display to get by. And on Ryan Seacrest’s most annoying night ever, this is where he really started to bother me: please, PLEASE stop trying to resurrect the manufactured and skeevy faux sexual tension between Casey and Kara. It’s NOT fun, Ryan, it’s creepy.
“It felt a little generic,” Ellen
Grade: C+
Michael Lynche, “Ready for Love”
Big Mike owned the stage with his ukulele. Oh, wait … that was a guitar, I guess. It just looked like a ukulele in Mike’s massive mitts. Another good song choice, another spot-on vocal performance. And Mike finally cut down on the cheese, resulting in a nearly genuine performance that almost seemed to convey some real emotion. A little boring for me, but Mike’s moving fractionally in the right direction.
“This is the first time since I’ve seen the live shows that I can take you seriously as an artist,” Simon
Grade: B-
Didi Benami, “What Becomes Of the Broken Hearted”
I thought this was a good song choice for Didi and I expected a much better performance. Didi really seems to be one of the contestants most negatively affected by the judges’ awful, inconsistent, contradictory, schizophrenic comments this season. The poor girl has one of the most unique, interesting and potentially beautiful voices in this year’s dull competition, but it is completely lost in all the drama Randy, Simon, Kara and Ellen have swirled around her. In any event, Didi’s performance wasn’t horrible, but it was really flat. And, at this stage of the competition, that’s kind of horrible. Seacrest was at his worst here, goading Didi to give up some private information about her song choice she wasn’t willing to share and clutching her wrist as if he were a cop dragging a perp to the squad car. Didn’t you feel her tugging to get free from your creepy grasp, Ryan? Stop trying to make the girl cry.
“It was like swimming in jelly,” Simon
Grade: C-
Tim Urban, “Sweet Love”
Remember a few weeks ago when the judges hammered departed contestant Haeley Vaughn for smiling so much? I think she hatched a plan to get revenge on the judges by possessing Tim, who smiles bigger and broader with each deservedly cruel critique. I can think of no other explanation, unless he’s pushing for a post-“Idol” career move to replace the deceased Heath Ledger as the Joker in the “Batman” franchise. Or maybe he was the motion-capture model for the Cheshire cat in the new “Alice in Wonderland” movie. Seriously, Tim’s rictus grin haunts my nightmares. And it’s not even a warm, engaging smile — it’s a cringing, uncomfortable smile you get in a yearbook photo when the photographer keeps pestering you to smile. That’s Tim: a walking yearbook photo. His pitch was better, but everything else was worse. Can we please send Tim home this week, America? PLEASE. I’m begging you.
“Put a little grease on it,” Randy
Grade: D
Andrew Garcia, “Forever”
I said last week that Andrew was due for a comeback and this week he delivered. His take on this Chris Brown tune was unique, personable and kind of exciting, and Andrew hasn’t delivered “exciting” in weeks. His vocals were a lot stronger and more confident, too. If he hadn’t done so well this week, I would have been worried for him, but he seems to have a strong fan base and I think he’ll stick around.
“That was one giant leap in the right direction,” Kara.
Grade: B
Katie Stevens, “Chain of Fools”
Of course Tracy Flick — er, Katie — was going to pick an Aretha tune. Sigh. Last night Katie struck me less like a 40-year-old lounge singer trapped in a teenage girl’s body than she did an 8-year-old girl (horribly) dressed up by her parents for one of those creepy child beauty pageants. Katie, I have heard Aretha Franklin and you are no Aretha Franklin. It’s the time in this competition where we need to find out which contestants have the potential to be artists and which have the not inconsiderable talent to pretend to be them. Shout out to Seacrest for continuing his banner awful night with an alcoholic joke about Katie’s father. Hammering a bad joke doesn’t make it better, Ryan.
“You have to make it young and commercial,” Kara
Grade: C
Lee DeWyze, “Treat Her Like a Lady”
This was hands down the best performance of the night, and Lee’s best performance of the season. I think it was better than anything previous winner David Cook ever did on the “Idol” stage. Lee was soulful, sweet and, at appropriate times, menacing, channeling a range of vocalists from John Mayer to the Boss. And he’s totally got his vocals in control; Lee might have made up a few new notes, but I don’t think he missed a single one.
“This might be the night your life changed forever,” Simon
Grade: A+
Crystal Bowersox, “Midnight Train to Georgia”
Boy, Crystal is really a pro. The word “brave” is far too often carelessly tossed about on the “Idol” stage, but she’s that, too, not only leaving her crunchy, guitar-toting comfort zone but sitting on a piano bench to lay her fingers on an instrument she was clearly uncomfortable with — and pulling it off. Just at the moment where I started to think, “she’s doing okay, but if she stays behind that piano she’s going to lose it,” Crystal stood up on her stiletto heels (it’s probably just my imagination that she’s always been either barefoot or wearing sandals) and took her unique, slow arrangement of the Gladys Knight tune to a new, power-ballad belting level. Amazing and unexpected. Props to Randy for name-dropping.
“You are in it to win it,” Ellen
Grade: A
Aaron Kelly, “Ain’t No Sunshine”
Aaron did a predictably decent job with this song, but his version withers (pun intended) in comparison to the definitive, still-fresh-in-our-memories Kris Allen version from last season. Last week, Seacrest called him “David Archuleta,” and the comparison is apt (wow, did I just give props to Ryan?): like Archie, Aaron has the vocal chops but none of the experience to connect emotionally with anything he’s singing. To put it another way, a recording studio could auto-tune my own voice to perfect pitch, but I’ll bet you wouldn’t download the result from iTunes.
“It was just alright for me,” Randy
Grade: C+
My Bottom Three: Didi Benami, Tim Urban, Katie Stevens
Should go home: Tim Urban
Say goodbye to: Didi Benami
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March 26, 2010
'Sing Off' champs NOTA perform in Austin Sunday
Puerto Rico’s a cappella sensation NOTA comes to Austin March 28 for a pair of performances at 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m. at the Westlake Performing Arts Center, 4100 West Bank Drive. The group will be performing under the auspices of Promiseland West.
Promiseland Lead Pastor Randy Phillips is bringing the champions of the NBC reality show “The Sing-Off” to his church following similar performances by “Voices of Lee,” runners-up in that competition (Phillips’ daughter, Garland, is a member of that group). NOTA will include numbers from the show in their Sunday performances.
For more information, visit the Promiseland West Web site.
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March 25, 2010
'American Idol' week 5: results
Buh-bye, Paige. As predicted, 24-year-old Houston native Paige Miles was rightly sent packing Wednesday night after she delivered the worst performance of this season on Tuesday, warbling through “Against All Odds” and not hitting a single note (which is a pretty amazing feat in itself when you think about it).
Joining Paige in the bottom three were goofy Tim Urban and precocious Katie Stevens. I had expected to see Urban in the bottom three, but predicted that the tween-girl voting bloc would keep him safe. However, I was genuinely (and pleasantly!) surprised to see him joined by Stevens, who had also seemed to have developed a huge fan base. Maybe those fans didn’t bother voting after she delivered one of her better performances this week with a slightly (and finally) younger take on Fergie’s stupid “Big Girls Don’t Cry.”
Other lowlights? The lip-sync Top 11 performance of Wham’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” and anything with Ryan Seacrest, Ellen Degeneres or Disney products Miley Cyrus, Joe Jonas or (to a lesser degree) Demi Lovato.
Next week? Usher schools the “Idol” summer tour performers in R&B/Soul. I predict we’ll see Tim and Katie in the bottom three again, Big Mike will excel and Andrew Garcia will rebound.
What do you think, ‘Idol’ fans? Sound off!
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March 24, 2010
MTV's 'Real World' holds Austin casting call
Do you keep it real?
MTV is coming to Austin in search of cast members aged 18-24 for the 25th season of its reality series, “The Real World.” Auditions will be held from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday, April 3 at the Cedar Door, 201 Brazos St. in Austin.
The network describes the show as a documentary series about a group of young people who spend five months living and working together. This season, casting directors are especially interested in participants who are: athletic; physically- economically- or weight-challenged; products of home-schooling; adherents to alternative religions; pro-abstinence; widows or widowers; goth, emo or punk.
“Although these qualities may give applicants an advantage in the casting process, they are not a requirement,” the casting notice reads. “As always, ‘The Real World’ welcomes anyone with a great personality and a willingness to share their life with the world.”
Does this sound like you? Bring a recent picture of yourself (it won’t be returned) and a photo ID with you to the audition. Applications are also being accepted via e-mail. For more information, visit www.bunim-murray.com.
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March 23, 2010
'DWTS': I nailed it
Figure skater Evan Lysacek and Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls earned the highest scores on Monday’s “Dancing With the Stars” ABC premiere, as I predicted.
Scherzinger scored a first-place 25 points out of 30; Lysacek took second place with 23 points.
80-year-old former astronaut Buzz Aldrin earned just 14 points out of 30 points, the lowest total of the evening. The performance prompted judge Bruno Tonioli to say, “It looked like you still had your moon boots on.” Ouch.
Former “Jon & Kate Plus Eight” star Kate Gosselin also tanked, so maybe we won’t have to see her much longer.
Who are your favorites? Who should go? Sound off!
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March 22, 2010
Our food writer tackles 'Food Revolution' reaction
The backlash against ABC’s “Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution,” in which the British chef relocates to America’s unhealthiest city in an attempt to educate the locals on diet and nutrition, has left a bad taste in Addie Broyles’ mouth.
Statesman food writer Addie writes, “I can’t be the only parent that has learned a lesson or two from shows like ‘SuperNanny,’ and I have a feeling ‘Food Revolution’ will make us all think twice about serving processed food in our own homes and turning the other cheek when our kids’ schools do the same.”
“Jamie Oliver’s Food Revolution” premiered Sunday night on ABC, but continues its regular six-week, Friday night slot this week. Read the rest of Addie’s piece by clicking here.
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'Jackie,' 'Tara,' 'Dancing Stars' return tonight
There’s new reality, non-reality and alternate reality on TV tonight as “Dancing with the Stars,” “Nurse Jackie” and “United States of Tara” return.
Over on ABC, “DWTS” kicks off with a two-hour season opener. Early favorites are Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger and figure skater Evan Lysacek. People are probably tired of Kate Gosselin, and “The Bachelorette” contestant (and recent “Bachelor”) Jake Pavelka could suffer from overexposure.
Showtime has partnered the sophomore seasons of “Nurse Jackie” and “United States of Tara.” Last year, “Jackie” and “Weeds” made interesting television bedfellows, and while we’re anxious for more Botwin shenanigans, Toni Collette’s “Tara” is a fine stand-in. This season finds a neighborhood tragedy sending Collette’s multiple personality suffering character into a destructive tailspin.
Meanwhile, Edie Falco’s “Jackie” hits a bit of a sophomore slump as the character’s Season 1 chickens come home to roost. It’s still a great show, but the best parts, as always, revolve around the hospital and its denizens — the marriage, family and affair arcs seem a little rushed, convenient and carefully scripted.
“Dancing with the Stars” 7 p.m., ABC
“Nurse Jackie” 9 p.m., Showtime
“United States of Tara” 9:30 p.m., Showtime
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March 18, 2010
'American Idol' week four: Results
America blew it.
It was bound to happen — and sooner than later — but that doesn’t make it any better. Lacey Brown and her sweet voice were sent packing Wednesday night, the first casualties of the “now they’re all singing together” boys and girls Top 12 mash up.
Let me go on the record: I think the “judges save” option “Idol” tossed in a few years ago is cruel. For starters, there’s no chance the judges are going to use it on the first night, so that means that whoever gets voted off by America is set up to be rejected twice. And then there’s the fact that the judges are not even paying attention to the performance — the “Idol” cameras close in on them smirking and joking while a contestant is on stage singing for his or her life.
I do like that the exiting contestant gets the choice of which of their past performances they’d like to repeat, and I enjoyed hearing Lacey’s rendition of “The Story” again. But the judge’s save option is clearly just a tool for the producers to say, at some point, “Yeah, America, we hear you, but this contestant is ‘too pretty/popular/good for the show’ to let go, so no.”
Anyhow, America, enjoy watching/listening to goofy Tim Urban caterwaul through another embarrassing performance next week. You’ve earned it.
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March 17, 2010
'American Idol' week four: Top 12
“Idol’s” lackluster Top 12 took on The Rolling Stones last night, with predictably average results. Honestly, the entire field is so bland that’s it’s impossible to predict who’ll go home based on talent (or lack thereof) so it becomes a guessing game based on audience response and who is probably doing the majority of voting.
Katie Stevens, for instance, should have been gone weeks ago, but the producers keep putting her center stage and the tweens in the crowd go nuts when she so much as bats a precocious, overly-confident eyelash.Casey James is being positioned as a sex bomb, but Lee Dewyze’s sensitive-guy act is playing gangbusters on the Internet. Lilly Scott’s untimely and probably unjust departure gives Siobhan Magnus more latitude to get weirder and weirder.
So, while this season is not particularly entertaining as a singing competition, it is relatively interesting as a science project.
Clearly, I can’t get no satisfaction. Here’s the roundup:
Michael Lynche, “Miss You.”
Lynche seems more and more like the guy to beat, doesn’t he? His high-register performance was enlightening, and didn’t leave the judges asking, “What’s a matter witchoo, boy?”
“At some point I’m going to be disappointed, but not yet,” Ellen.
Grade: B
Did Benami, “Play with Fire.”
Wow, Didi goes dark. Okay, we won’t play with you this week, and we hope Seacrest keeps his mitts off of you, too.
“That was one of your best performances. You’re on fire,” Randy
Grade: B-
Casey James, “It’s All Over Now.”
Here comes my 19th nervous breakdown. This was tuneless, the guitar playing was unspectacular and Casey’s voice sounded weak and thin.
“For me, that was like an audition performance,” Simon
Grade: C
Lacey Brown, “Ruby Tuesday.”
I’ll hang a name on you, Lacey: Underachiever. This song kind of sounded like it could have been performed in the lounge of a Ruby Tuesday’s and the speeding up of “still I’m gonna’ miss you” smacked of gimmickry. Not my favorite performance from one of my favorite performers.
“It was 50-50 for me,” Kara
Grade: C+
Andrew Garcia, “Gimmee Shelter.”
Nobody’s giving you anything, Andrew. You’ve got to earn it. I’m about ready to admit that i was wrong about Andrew. If he can’t pull it together, and fast, he really will be this season’ Danny Gokey.
“It was just pitchy everywhere, it wasn’t great,” Randy
Grade: C-
Katie Stevens, “Wild Horses.”
Finally a decent performance from the little filly. What else is there to say? She is very … competent.
“You made some nice variations on the melody,” Kara
Grade: B-
Tim Urban, “Under My Thumb.”
You know what’s under my thumb, reggae mon? The fast forward button on my remote. That was a big mistake.
“I felt like I was at a resort, drinking a pina colada,” Ellen
Grade: D
Siobhan Magnus, “Paint it Black.”
The Mad Magazine version of this would be called “Paint it Blechh.” Mine too, kinda. The judges went nuts over this, but I thought it was weird, screechy and not great (and I’m a big fan). And I’m not sure a comparison to Adam Lambert a particularly good thing.
“It was the standout performance of the night,” Kara
Grade: C-
Lee Dewyze, “Beast of Burden.”
Lee is totally playing the sensitive guy card and, according to Twitter trending topics, it’s totally working. Bonus: it sounded like Lee finally hit most of the notes.
“Dude I thought it was dope,” Randy
Grade: B-
Paige Miles, “Honkey Tonk Woman.”
She blew some notes and didn’t blow my mind. Or, probably, her chances. Suffering from laryngitis, Paige found her voice. Kinda’.
“You did alright with it; I liked it,” Randy
Grade: C
Aaron Kelly, “Angie.”
I was really expecting to hate this and ended up liking it quite a lot. I’m not a fan, but the judges were right in praising Aaron’s song choice. But what’s with all the “sittin’ on the staircase singing” performances? I know they’ve got a big, new set and everything, but I can totally see the producers saying, “the staircase is cool! get them to use the staircase more!”
“I beat you up last week, but you showed me this week,” Kara
Grade: B
Crystal Bowersox, “Can’t Always Get What You Want.”
It wasn’t inspired, but I guess I can’t always get what I — oh, never mind. Man, Crystal can sing, but I have to take half a grade off because she gave a shout-out to someone in the crowd with a “Mama Sox” sign. Man, that’s annoying. Please don’t embrace that; it will make me like you less.
“This was the first time when I think you were beaten by someone,” Simon
Grade: B
Should go: Tim Urban Will go: Tim Urban
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March 10, 2010
'American Idol' week three: Top 8 girls
Well, no medical dramas this week and the ladies went on as scheduled. Overall, the result was about what you’d expect. Some of the contestants slipped a little bit and there were some odd song choices, but it’s really becoming apparent how the final field is shaping up on the girls’ side. It’s getting to the point where we can tell who’s going to go and who’s going to stay based on the reaction of the studio audience. Katie Stevens and Paige Miles gave equally poor performances, but the audience loudly booed the judges’ critique of Katie, while Paige’s trouncing was greeted with an eerie silence.
One other note: it was really annoying how Kara kept throwing it back to the contestants … it seems kind of cruel to trash someone’s performance and then turn around and ask them how they feel about it. That’s Seacrest’s job (well, that and manhandling Didi Benami).
Okay, here’s this week’s roundup:
“Breakaway”
Okay, I know Katie’s not going anywhere, but she really needs to be sent packing. C’mon, America, I know she’s cute, in a precocious, “Legally Blonde” Reese Witherspoonish kind of way, but she is also completely evil, in a precocious, “Election” Reese Witherspoonish kind of way. And she has no idea what songs to choose. She was way off key tonight and her voice sounded uncharacteristically thin and weak. Send her home, please. Matthew Broderick will thank you. The producers put her in the lead off spot, so maybe she had a better rehearsal. As Katie’s peers would say, whatEVER.
What the judges said:
“It was almost like karaoke to me” Randy
“You were singing, but you weren’t feeling,” Ellen
“I don’t think you know who you are yet as an artist,” Kara
“You kind of sucked the energy out of it,” Simon
My grade: D
“House of the Rising Sun”
Siobhan brings it again; I’m calling her now as a dark horse. I was kind of sorry that they skipped the little introduction videos tonight, because each week I look forward to learning something new and totally weird about Siobhan. When they announced her song choice, I was like, “Hmm … really?” But it only took a split second for my fear to switch to extreme interest in what she would do with it and confidence that it would be something cool. It wasn’t as out there as I’d hoped it would be, but it was still really good, starting with a near a capella vibe, building into some nice power belting and then coming back down to a soulful, smokey croon. Well played, Ms. Magnus.
What the judges said:
“You take every risk, every chance” Randy
“You are why I love music; I was captivated,” Ellen
“Week to week I’m surprised by you,” Kara
“It was all a bit weird,” Simon
My grade: B
“The Story”
Well, that was Lacey’s best performance since Hollywood week, and I liked her last week, too. Lacey picked the perfect song for her voice and she really had fun with it. She seemed completely comfortable and totally in control. She was sweet and seductive and didn’t miss a single note. But I’m afraid that “Idol” voters might see it as too little, too late; I’m not sure she’s connected with America, but I hope so. So far, I think I would be more inclined to actually purchase music Lacey had recorded than that of any other contestant.
What the judges said:
“It’s your best performance for me in a long time,” Randy
“That song sounded like something that was written for you,” Ellen
“Effortless singing; I thought it was a brilliant choice,” Kara
“You sang it really, really well,” Simon
My grade: A-
“I Feel the Earth Move”
Remember Beatlemania — not the phenomenon, but the tribute band/Broadway show that toured the nation years ago? “It’s not the Beatles, but an incredible simulation!” the ads blared from my television. That was Katelyn tonight, except it was more like “Kingmania!” Katelyn sounded and looked like Carole King, which would have been great had this been a celebrity impersonating contest. I thought she did great last week, but this was definitely a step backwards.
What the judges said:
“It all kind of felt very put on for me,” Randy
“It just wasn’t enough,” Ellen
“I didn’t feel like you were competing tonight on that stage,” Kara
“It was kind of like request night on a Friday night in a restaurant,” Simon
My grade: C-
“Rhiannon”
I cringed upon learning that Didi was going to be covering Stevie Nicks (that hasn’t proved to be a particularly wise choice this season). But damn if she didn’t bring it. When Didi is on, she’s on, and she’s really got one of the most unique voices in the competition. She probably upped her game just so that Seacrest couldn’t lay his skeevy mitts all over her in the guise of consolation. I think Didi just saved herself from Ryan and America.
What the judges said:
“That’s the person we fell in love with in the first place,” Randy
“I thought that was a lovely performance,” Ellen
“One of my favorite moments of the show so far this season,” Kara
“Head and shoulders above anything else we’ve heard tonight,” Simon
“Don’t worry, I got the court order and will stay two feet away from you,” Seacrest (okay, I made that one up)
My grade: B
“Smile”
Ouch. Paige, oh, Paige … why would you choose that song at this point in the competition? It was just bad. It didn’t sound current at all, your vocals were all over the place. I think the judges’ common criticism this season that the contestants don’t know what kind of singer they want to be particularly applies to Paige. unfortunately, I don’t think she’ll get another chance to make an inexplicable, bad song choice.
What the judges said:
“It just didn’t work, man,” Randy
“That song is supposed to be inspiring; it was just sad and heavy,” Ellen
“It was all wrong, it really was,” Kara
“I think this could be the end of the road,” Simon
My grade: D
“Give Me One Reason”
I thought this was one of Crystal’s weaker performances, which still puts her far ahead of the rest of this pack. It was a little hokey for me; she seemed like a poseur with that electric guitar she barely played. The vocals were spot on, and she changed it up a little, giving it a really bluesy edge that was absent in Tracy Chapman’s oddly mechanical original.
What the judges said:
“Love that, love you, love the song” Randy
“I need new adjectives for you; best performance of the night,” Ellen
“That’s a great song choice,” Kara
“You are the one everyone has to beat; it’s yours to lose,” Simon
My grade: B+
“I Fall To Pieces”
I didn’t get that at all. Here’s what bothers me about the “Idol” judges … if anybody else had given that performance, they would have torn the contestant apart — complaining about how she should have been more current and relevant, blah blah blah. But the judges love Lilly because she’s “quirky.” Meh. The vocals were okay, but the quirk is starting to annoy me; I can’t see anybody buying that song. Plus, she is like a giant, so I initially thought that the mandolin she was playing was a full-size guitar her Amazonian body was just dwarfing, which distracted me.
What the judges said:
“I think you’re in the zone right now,” Randy
“Loved it, love you,” Ellen
“You kind of made Patsy Cline seem current,” Kara
“That didn’t have the wow factor,” Simon
My grade: C+
Should go: Katie Stevens, Paige Miles
Will go: Paige Miles, Lacey Brown
Agree? Disagree? Sound off!
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March 5, 2010
'American Idol' week two: Report card
Another week, another four dream-crushed ‘Idol’ hopefuls sent packing. It was an interesting week, if not a particularly entertaining one. The biggest news was the last minute boy-girl switcheroo, when the guys were forced to perform a day earlier because of Crystal Bowersox’ hospitalization (had she been unable to perform, she would have been eliminated per show rules and there was no way they were letting the best female singer loose this early).
The result was that everyone pretty much upped their game, with a few notable exceptions. Last week I was 1 for 3, but America (mostly) got it right this week, meaning that, by and large, all y’all ‘Idol’ voters more closely agreed with me. The result? This week I was 3 for 4.
Here’s what I predicted:
Guys
Should go: Todrick Hall, John Park
Will go: John Park, Jermaine Sellers
Girls
Should go: Haeley Vaughn, Didi Benami
Will go: Haeley Vaughn, Lacey Brown
This week’s eliminated contestants are John Park, Jermaine Sellers, Haeley Vaughn and Michelle Delamor.
I have to admit that Delamor’s denouncing caught me by surprise. Her performance was not as bad as the judges made it out to be, but she was very static and, as I pointed out, boring. I guess she never made an emotional connection with the audience.
Still, I am pleasantly surprised that both Didi Benami and Lacey Brown live to sing another week. Neither of them will win this competition, but Benami’s got an interesting voice (but an annoying penchant for tearing up — maybe she’s afraid Seacrest is going to grope her again) and I think Brown just needs one home-run performance to connect with voters.
Here’s what I wrote about this week’s losing competitiors:
“Gravity”
Here’s my theory: sometime during Hollywood week, Park (the lead singer of a choral group called Purple Haze, we learn) got replaced with a wax dummy that Kara operates from the judge’s table with an intricate series of wires. If he hopped on the huge Michael Lynch’s lap (seriously — the man makes a guitar look like a ukulele), they could probably do a pretty decent ventriloquist act on Simon Cowell’s new “X Factor” show. Decent vocals, no spark. That’s good, ‘cuz it’d probably melt the wax.
What the judges said:
“I think Purple Haze may get their lead singer back,” Simon
“Way better than last week,” Kara
“It wasn’t as good as the original,” Randy
“There could have been a little more soul in it,” Ellen
My grade: C+
“What’s Goin’ On”
Oh, Jermaine. Not even your buddy Jesus is going to be able to help you when you force a comparison between your over-the-top yet perplexingly weak voice against that of the great Marvin Gaye. We hear what’s goin’ on, and it’s just kind of okay.
What the judges said:
“It just didn’t work for me,” Ellen
“It was just so close, but so far at the same time,” Randy
“The problem is, you’re always doing too much,” Kara
“We’re frustrated and disappointed. You water down the songs,” Simon
My grade: C
“With Arms Wide Open”
Michelle can work the camera and the crowd without coming across as cheesy. Unfortunately, that can lend her performances a cool, calculated air of detached professionalism. Still, there’s no arguing with her soulful, on target vocals — especially on a Creed song — is there? I think if she’s around next week, though, she needs to change it up a little. She’s consistently good, but she’s also kinda’ boring.
What the judges said:
“You just didn’t do enough with it, man,” Randy
“I thought it was really good that you changed it up that much,” Ellen
“My favorite performance of yours ever,” Kara
“To be fair, we give a lot of contradictory advice,” Simon
My grade: B
“The Climb”
Hmm. Two strikes. It’s not that Haeley’s song choice was so bad, but her performance as horrible. And that’s a shame, because I really like Haeley. Maybe she just has one or two songs that she can sing well, and she used them up in auditions and during Hollywood week. This really ought to be the week that Haeley goes home.
What the judges said:
“It was excruciating,” Randy
“I did not feel you connected to the song,” Ellen
“You need about a year of really strengthening your instrument,” Kara
“It was a complete and utter mess,” Simon
My grade: D
It’ll get harder to guess who America will send home now, especially on the girls’ side, where the playing field has kind of leveled off.
Did America make the right call? Did your favorite get dismissed? Who should go next? Sound off!
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March 4, 2010
'American Idol' week two: Top 10 women
So the big news on Wednesday’s “Idol” outing (Top 10 girls) was Crystal Bowersox’ return. She had been hospitalized with complications from diabetes (maybe she watched Aaron Kelly sing “My Girl” too many times) but returned to deliver a knockout punch of a Creedence Clearwater Revival tune.
“I know how sick you are over the past 24 hours. I completely misunderestimated you,” Simon said after her performance.
I think I overestimated Simon. Aren’t the Brits supposed to have a better handle on the English language than we American slugs? They invented it, after all.
Okay, enough pointless chatter … I’m beginning to sound like an “Idol” judge! Let’s get to the performances:
Crystal Bowersox
“Long As I Can See the Light”
Wow, I like Creedence and I really liked Crystal’s soulful version of this song. She is not only totally comfortable on stage, she’s almost oblivious to the goofy showbiz happening around her — she just steps on stage and goes into the zone. And she never misses a note. Not one.
What the judges said:
“I love that girl; that girl is hot!” Randy
“That is pure, raw, natural talent,” Ellen
“You completely recovered from last week,” Kara
“I think we’ve got a really serious artist with you. Congratulations,” Simon
My grade: A
Haeley Vaughn
“The Climb”
Hmm. Two strikes. It’s not that Haeley’s song choice was so bad, but her performance as horrible. And that’s a shame, because I really like Haeley. Maybe she just has one or two songs that she can sing well, and she used them up in auditions and during Hollywood week. This really ought to be the week that Haeley goes home.
What the judges said:
“It was excruciating,” Randy
“I did not feel you connected to the song,” Ellen
“You need about a year of really strengthening your instrument,” Kara
“It was a complete and utter mess,” Simon
My grade: D
Lacey Brown
“Kiss Me”
I’m afraid Lacey’s in trouble, too. I thought she did a great job with this song and that she let a lot of her personality shine through. Of course, she is doomed because she actually took the judges’ advice by singing the song they recommended she sing. Oh, Lacey … if you take their advice they’ll rip you for it. If you ignore their advice, they’ll rip you for it. It’s hard out there for an “Idol.” I think Lacey’s problem is that she just doesn’t seem to “fit,” somehow. Maybe she seems older than the other contestants, I don’t know. But I’ll be sad if she’s sent home.
What the judges said:
“You didn’t bring anything to it,” Randy
“I thought it was adorable,” Ellen
“You have to step it up from here,” Kara
“I think it was marginally better than last week,” Simon
My grade: B-
Katie Stevens
“Put Your Records On”
Okay, I know exactly what Katie’s problem is: she sounds old. Remember when the judges suggested she sing something “younger?” She can’t. Close your eyes and play this youthful song back: doesn’t Katie sound like she’s in her 30s or 40s? Katie could sing the “Barney & Friends” theme song and sound like some smokey jazzstress. It’s her blessing and her curse. But mostly, on this show, her curse.
What the judges said:
“There were some bright moments in there,” Randy
“I don’t want to hear something I would hear in my dentist’s office,” Ellen
“I’m still waiting for that moment for you,” Kara
“I think actually you’ll stay around for another week,” Simon
My grade: C+
Didi Benami
“Lean On Me”
I really thought Didi was unfairly criticized for that Ingrid Michaelson song she sang last week, but now I am starting to get it. In a week when just about everybody seemed to get better, Didi just kind of stayed the same. She’s got talent, but not a lot of soul — at least not Bill Wither’s-style soul — and I’m afraid she’s a little out of her league. But here’s my real question: what’s up with Seacrest? Did you notice that he had his skeevy mitts all over Didi? Taking her hand before her video, relentlessly pawing her during the judges comments, not only putting his arm around her but pulling her very close, which seemed to make Didi very uncomfortable. Dude, if you’re gonna’ do that, you might want to do it with everybody so it’s not so obvious. It was all so sordid. Maybe Randy should call Seacrest “dawg,” then take him to the vet and get him fixed.
What the judges said:
“I would just have not chosen a soul song like that,” Randy
“I don’t know that that was really the greatest song choice,” Ellen
“Didi, it wasn’t good. It really wasn’t good,” Kara
“It was all over the place, it was screeching,” Simon
“Mmmm … you smell really good,” Seacrest (okay, I made that one up)
My grade: C+
Michelle Delamor
“With Arms Wide Open”
Michelle can work the camera and the crowd without coming across as cheesy. Unfortunately, that can lend her performances a cool, calculated air of detached professionalism. Still, there’s no arguing with her soulful, on target vocals — especially on a Creed song — is there? I think if she’s around next week, though, she needs to change it up a little. She’s consistently good, but she’s also kinda’ boring.
What the judges said:
“You just didn’t do enough with it, man,” Randy
“I thought it was really good that you changed it up that much,” Ellen
“My favorite performance of yours ever,” Kara
“To be fair, we give a lot of contradictory advice,” Simon
My grade: B
Lilly Scott
“A Change Is Gonna Come”
Do y’all think Lilly’s wearing a wig? And not even, like, a real wig — more like a platinum blonde Halloween wig? It seems as if she ought to be wearing a French maid costume with that hair. Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, Lilly turned in another great performance, running this Sam Cooke number through her patented “Jazzfolkinator 3000®” and coming out with something wholly original, contemporary and completely captivating.
What the judges said:
“You’re definitely unique and you do your thing,” Randy
“I don’t know what ‘it’ is, but you have got ‘it’,” Ellen
“I was riveted; I couldn’t wait to see what you would do next,” Kara
“I thought it was good; I wasn’t crazy about it,” Simon
My grade: A-
Katelyn Epperly
“The Scientist”
The girls are really stepping it up this week. I liked Katelyn’s piano number a lot more than the judges did. I thought it was really good. I’m not a big Katelyn fan, but this was the kind of emotional performance that Brooke White was praised for last year, so it only seems fair to give Katie props. As the only contestant so far this year to sit on a piano bench, Katelyn stood out. Granted, it didn’t seem like what she was playing was extremely difficult, but it’s not a piano-playing competition and what she played was sparse, appropriate and effective. I’m surprised Seacrest wasn’t all over her after that.
What the judges said:
“It was great until the very last couple of notes,” Randy
“I fell kind of asleep; it was so slow,” Ellen
“I kind of love you; you’re seriously good,” Kara
“I think you may have put yourself back in the race here,” Simon
My grade: B+
Paige Miles
“Walk Away”
Paige, we hardly knew ye! I don’t know why the idea of Paige covering Kelly Clarkson strikes me as so unusual, but I thought it was a brilliant, unexpected choice and she did a great job with it. Kara gives her grief for not being angry enough (co-writer Kara intended the song to have an angry edge) but who cares? First off, it’s not about you, Kara. And, also, you’re always telling the contestants to bring their own interpretations to the songs they song, so back off.
What the judges said:
“I liked it; I wasn’t over the top in love with it,” Randy
“I loved it. You had fun, which is really important,” Ellen
“I could see you having a hit with that song,” Kara
“I’m afraid two weeks in a row you have failed to choose the right song,” Simon
My grade: B
Siobhan Magnus
“Think”
Seacrest said something to Siobhan about “not over thinking” her performances. Would it be mean to suggest that I’m not sure the songstress is really capable of over thinking anything? (Last week she didn’t know what the term “dark horse” meant). I think Siobhan is kind of naive and simple, but those seem to be assets in a cutthroat contest where the rest of your competition is constantly strategizing and obsessing over things like meaningless and contradictory judges’ comments. Like everyone else in the free world, I got a hurty feeling in my gut when they announced that Siobhan was taking on Aretha Franklin, but dang if she didn’t bring it. Pretty awesome stuff.
What the judges said:
“You are so bold and so fearless; it was dope!” Randy
“Most people would say don’t take on such a big song, but they also said don’t mix sleeves with a blanket and look at the Snuggie — it’s huge,” Ellen
“I don’t know how you hit that note,” Kara
“You are interesting and very, very talented,” Simon
My grade: A-
Should go: Haeley Vaughn, Didi Benami
Will go: Haeley Vaughn, Lacey Brown
Agree? Disagree? Sound off!
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March 3, 2010
'American Idol' week two: Top 10 guys
So the “Idol” guys did a little better this week, but that’s damning with faint praise, like saying Jay Leno isn’t quite as bad on “The Tonight Show” as he was on “The Jay Leno Show.” There were no horror shows like last week, and most of the guys hovered around the average mark.
Maybe having one less day to muck around with arrangements and go scarf-shopping was a good thing (the girls were scheduled to perform tonight, but a medical emergency involving Crystal Bowersox led to a switcheroo).
Here’s the rundown:
“This Is a Man’s World”
There are two things you can count on in any “Idol” show (well, three, if you count inane, stupid banter between the judges) … whoever goes first and last will turn in pretty decent performances. We don’t get to see all the rehearsal, but the producers sure do and they want to make sure they don’t put, say, Tim Urban first so that you switch over to CBS. That said, Lynche turned in another strong performance this week with a slower, soulful rendition of this James Brown number.
What the judges said:
“That was the one to beat,” Ellen
“Dawg, I gotta give it to you,” Randy
“I did not get it … until tonight. You owned it tonight,” Kara
“From a pussycat to a lion in one week,” Simon
My grade: B+
“Gravity”
Here’s my theory: sometime during Hollywood week, Park (the lead singer of a choral group called Purple Haze, we learn) got replaced with a wax dummy that Kara operates from the judge’s table with an intricate series of wires. If he hopped on the huge Michael Lynch’s lap (seriously — the man makes a guitar look like a ukulele), they could probably do a pretty decent ventriloquist act on Simon Cowell’s new “X Factor” show. Decent vocals, no spark. That’s good, ‘cuz it’d probably melt the wax.
What the judges said:
“I think Purple Haze may get their lead singer back,” Simon
“Way better than last week,” Kara
“It wasn’t as good as the original,” Randy
“There could have been a little more soul in it,” Ellen
My grade: C+
“I Don’t Wanna Be”
Hey, Casey’s got another guitar in his collection, a nice electric axe that he’s wringing some good licks out of. Speaking of licks, I wonder if Kara’s licking her lips this week, watching Casey in full-on rock star mode. We’re almost spared all of the awful, useless banter about how sexy Casey is and how much Kara lusts after him. Almost. But then Kara refers to herself as a cougar. Sigh. Let it go, Kara, you’re embarrassing yourself and embarrassing ones’ self is Seacrest’s job.
What the judges said:
“Tonight, I gotta say, you took two steps backward,” Kara
“I want you to just play on stage and move more,” Ellen
“I didn’t know you played the guitar like that. Dude, that was hot,” Randy
“You turned into … somebody trying to be a rock star,” Simon
My grade: B+
“Everybody Knows”
Did you notice how nice the “Idol” set looked this week? They touched up the paint a little. That machine that shakes up the paint was broken, though, so they just handed the cans to Alex after he walked offstage last week. The shakiest (shot)gun (microphone) in the west was a little more relaxed this week, but that’s like saying that Jay Leno is … oh, never mind. Started confident, really started to lose it halfway through. All in all, a marked improvement.
What the judges said:
“That was a million times better than last week,” Simon
“What you have is an incredible, recordable voice,” Kara
“I really enjoyed that, actually, man,” Randy
“It’s like somebody took the unripe banana and put it in a paper bag,” Ellen
My grade: C+
“What’s Love Got to Do With It?”
Okay, Todrick went from Weirdsville to Dullsville, with a loungey rendition of this Tina Turner tune. Vocally better than last week, but it lacked the train wreck factor we look to Todrick for.
What the judges said:
“I don’t think it was the right song at all,” Ellen
“A great song doesn’t need a different, wild arrangement,” Randy
“When you started moving, it actually got better,” Kara
“This is not working out at all for you,” Simon
My grade: D+
“What’s Goin’ On”
Oh, Jermaine. Not even your buddy Jesus is going to be able to help you when you force a comparison between your over-the-top yet perplexingly weak voice against that of the great Marvin Gaye. We hear what’s goin’ on, and it’s just kind of okay.
What the judges said:
“It just didn’t work for me,” Ellen
“It was just so close, but so far at the same time,” Randy
“The problem is, you’re always doing too much,” Kara
“We’re frustrated and disappointed. You water down the songs,” Simon
My grade: C
“You Give Me Something”
Hey Andrew … did you hear that your doppelganger, Danny Gokey, is going to be performing on Thursday’s results show? Maybe y’all can do that acting class thing where you face each other and mimic one another’s movements, pretending that you are mirror images of each other. On the other hand, some cataclysmic alternate-universe event might take place if the two of you occupy the same stage at the same time. Better play it safe, like you did with this bland and surprisingly off-key performance. I think you just knocked yourself out of the frontrunner slot.
What the judges said:
“It’s just okay, and you’re better than okay,” Simon
“Today, you played it too safe,” Kara
“Dawg, honestly, that wasn’t a vibe for you tonight,” Randy
“I like that you take chances,” Ellen
My grade: C+
“My Girl”
Wow, this performance could not have been cheesier. It was like a grilled cheese sandwich without the bread, with extra cheese sprinkled on top in a Wisconsin cheese shop with a side of Cheez-Its. Did I mention it was cheesy? I may start calling Aaron Chester Cheetah. The vocal was average, but I kept scanning the audience, looking for that pig-tailed, little blond girl with the pink shirt who wept uncontrollably whenever David Archuleta opened his mouth. I wonder whatever happened to that girl? These are the things that drift into my mind when Aaron sings, which can’t be a good sign.
What the judges said:
“It was all over the place. I think you actually went kind of backwards,” Simon
“I liked it. I mean I really liked it,” Kara
“Dude, you can really sing,” Randy
“I think the song was a little forgettable,” Ellen
My grade: C
“Come On Get Higher”
Sure, Tim did better than he did last week, blah blah blah. As the weeks go by, Tim reminds me more and more of that “Brady Bunch” episode where Greg was going to become a rock star and that jive producer took him into the studio and pulled all kinds of weird, electronic shenanigans on his voice. At the end, you couldn’t even recognize it. Turns out the producer wanted Greg because he was good-looking and “fit the suit.” That’s Tim in a nutshell. He fits the suit. Now, if only we could apply some electronic shenanigans on his below-average voice.
What the judges said:
“Congratulations, I thought you did great,” Simon
“You didn’t make it your own,” Kara
“It was kind of very karaoke for me,” Randy
“There’s no charisma; there’s no stage presence,” Ellen
My grade: C-
“Lips of an Angel”
Lee did pretty good, even though he really missed his guitar (he should borrow one of Casey James’ … that guys got a whole collection!). I like Lee, but I wish his voice was as good as it gives the illusion of being — he misses a lot of notes but he’s got a really appealing vocal quality. I didn’t think he looked as nervous as the judges did, but the way he was clutching that microphone stand he reminded me of that janitor from “Scrubs.” You know, the guy who plays the dad on “The Middle” now. I think this performance lifted Lee right out of the middle. Dewyze song choice, too.
What the judges said:
“There was so much passion and intensity,” Ellen
“I liked it,” Randy
“I can hear you on the radio right now. Good job,” Kara
“Vocally, you are head and shoulders above everybody else in your side of the competition right now,” Simon
My grade: B-
Should go: Todrick Hall, John Park
Will go: John Park, Jermaine Sellers
Agree? Disagree? Sound off!
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February 25, 2010
'American Idol' week one: Results
Between performances by former contestant Allison Iraheta and last year’s winner Kris Allen, and the announcement that “Idol Gives Back” is slated to return on April 21, America sent home four of the “Idol” hopefuls. So how’d I do, prediction-wise?
Well, I’m 1 for 4.On the female side, Janell Wheeler got sent home, as predicted, but Ashley Rodriguez joined her. Based solely on Tuesday’s performances, I had predicted either Haeley Vaughn or Lacey Brown would join Wheeler in checking out, but I’m okay with this result: I think both Haeley and Lacey are better than their vocals this week and I’m glad to see they’ll be sticking around.
Not so with the guys — America really blew it, choosing cutes over vocal chops (maybe Ellen was right about the power wielded by the teenage girl voting bloc). Tim Urban and Alex Lambert absolutely deserved to go home, but voters sent Joe Munoz and Tyler Grady instead . Neither of those guys would have stuck around very long anyway, but they absolutely deserved another week.
Here’s what I wrote about this week the four exiting contestants’ first and final performances:
“What About Love,” Heart
‘Idol’ contestants really need to listen to the judges when they talk about song choice. There have only been a few hopefuls over the years who could pull off a Heart song, and poor Janell is not one of them. It was really pitchy, and really odd to bring a country-ish twang to such an iconic rock anthem.
What the judges said:
“The song choice didn’t work for you.” Randy “You moved easily onstage. I liked it and I like you.” Ellen “100 percent effort, but you delivered 65 percent.” Simon “The song was way too big for you.” Kara
My grade: D+
“Happy,” Leona Lewis
Eek. Those low, husky notes were really off-key. In fact, the whole thing was pretty pitchy. Two women are going home this week and I’m afraid Ashley might be one of them.
What the judges said:
“There were definitely moments that weren’t great,” Kara “I couldn’t really see you in there,” Randy “Step out. Take a risk,” Ellen “I thought it was clumsy. I think you’re going backwards,” Simon
My grade: C-
“You and I Both,” Jason Mraz
This was the point in the show where I decided that this is the worst season of “Idol” ever. The vocals weren’t terrible, but it was completely bland, don’t you think? What are the judges going on about? That was so forgettable that I had to go back and watch it again to find something to write about it, and here’s all I could come up with: Nice scarf.
What the judges said:
“I thought you sounded really, really good. I liked it,” Ellen
“I think you worked it out,” Randy
“You were up front and center,” Kara
“I think it was an okay, safe, forgettable performance,” Simon
My grade: C+
“American Woman,” The Guess Who
Wow, look at that chin. If the singing thing doesn’t work out, Tyler can always guest-host for Jay Leno. This looks and sounds like karaoke to me, but I feel bad for Tyler because I just know this is one of those performances that’s going to get trashed when the singer plays up exactly what the judges drooled over at his audition. Yep, they’re going after his classic rock vibe big time, even though they totally encouraged it. Hmm … another scarf. It’s scarf night!
What the judges said:
“It’s all a bit clichéd,” Simon
“You’ve gotta do something more than the shtick,” Kara
“It definitely was style over substance,” Randy
“You’re lacking the charisma and excitement,” Ellen
My grade: C-
What do you think? Did America get it right? Who would you have sent home?
Sound off!
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February 24, 2010
'American Idol' week one: Top 12 guys
I’m just going to come right out and say it: this is the worst year of “American Idol” I’ve ever seen. After last night, I never would have believed that the girls would be better than the guys, but they were. That’s not saying much. Here are the songs from the Billboard charts that the guys butchered this week:
“Since You Been Gone,” Kelly Clarkson
Wow, Ellen couldn’t wait to comment. Slow down there, Ellen, we’re not going anywhere. Nowhere good, anyway. Maybe he was trying to get some of the praise Andrew Garcia got for performing that Paula Abdul song during Hollywood week, but Todrick’s take on this song was all kinds of wrong.
What the judges said:
“The chorus was a little rough,” Ellen
“It didn’t even sound like the same song,” Randy
“It’s undeniable that you are a performer,” Kara
“I think you came over as a dancer trying to sing,” Simon
My grade: D
“Here Comes Goodbye,” Rascal Flatts
I didn’t know k.d. lang was tonight’s celebrity guest! Oh, wait … that’s not k.d., it’s Aaron Kelly. Uh-oh, he’s having trouble staying on tempo and he’s already off key. His voice just seems small and he’s throwing all manner of unnecessary vocal runs into this song. Did Kara just drop the name of a vocalist we’ve never heard of? Of course she did.
What the judges said:
“It actually was quite a good performance,” Simon
“What you do naturally, you can’t teach people that,” Kara
“16? What a voice, dude. Wow,” Randy
“You’re gonna be here a long time,” Ellen
My grade: C
“Get Here,” Oleta Adams
Danger, Will Robinson! This is not starting out well. But it’s getting better as Jermaine moves into a higher register. He looks pretty nervous, and that final note was not good.
What the judges said:
“I felt like you were pushing a little too much,” Ellen
“You were trying to do too much vocally with it, dawg,” Randy
“When you do those runs, make it meaningful,” Kara
“I think you’ve totally blown your opportunity with that,” Simon
My grade: C-
“Apologize,” One Republic
Okay, first of all, you’ve got to either have guts or be stupid to do a song called “Apologize,” because you just know Simon’s gonna ask you to apologize for singing it, right? Surprisingly, he doesn’t, but he’s got no love for Tim either. After the extra long introductory video they ran to make up for the fact that we’ve never seen last-minute inclusion Tim before, he starts to sing. Well, kind of sing. Eek! Hold on, I’ll be right back — that falsetto just shattered my drinking glass (oh, it’s iced tea — relax!). Okay, I’m back. Tim kinda’ looks like a Disney Channel kid, but he’s not as talented.
What the judges said:
“There was just nothing, nothing to take from that,” Simon
“The music swallows you up,” Kara
“None of it worked,” Randy
“If you close your eyes and just hear that, it didn’t sound good,” Ellen
My grade: D
“You and I Both,” Jason Mraz
This was the point in the show where I decided that this is the worst season of “Idol” ever. The vocals weren’t terrible, but it was completely bland, don’t you think? What are the judges going on about? That was so forgettable that I had to go back and watch it again to find something to write about it, and here’s all I could come up with: Nice scarf.
What the judges said:
“I thought you sounded really, really good. I liked it,” Ellen
“I think you worked it out,” Randy
“You were up front and center,” Kara
“I think it was an okay, safe, forgettable performance,” Simon
My grade: C+
“American Woman,” The Guess Who
Wow, look at that chin. If the singing thing doesn’t work out, Tyler can always guest-host for Jay Leno. This looks and sounds like karaoke to me, but I feel bad for Tyler because I just know this is one of those performances that’s going to get trashed when the singer plays up exactly what the judges drooled over at his audition. Yep, they’re going after his classic rock vibe big time, even though they totally encouraged it. Hmm … another scarf. It’s scarf night!
What the judges said:
“It’s all a bit clichéd,” Simon
“You’ve gotta do something more than the shtick,” Kara
“It definitely was style over substance,” Randy
“You’re lacking the charisma and excitement,” Ellen
My grade: C-
“Chasing Cars,” Snow Patrol
Hey, Lee’s swinging the axe that he wielded so effectively during Hollywood week. That started out okay, but there are some wrong notes in there. Now the whole thing is off the rails. Still, Lee’s got an appealing rasp in his voice that I totally missed in Hollywood. Can Ellen use the descriptor “pushed” any more often? Seriously. “Pushed” is the new “pitchy.”
What the judges said:
“I love the tone of your voice,” Ellen
“It didn’t really quite work for me,” Randy
“You almost made the song unrecognizeable at parts,” Kara
“I thought this was the best performance by a mile,” Simon
My grade: C+
“God Bless the Child,” Billie Holiday”
John’s got vocal chops. He’s on pitch, but what an odd song choice. His performance is very casual — almost detached. And he’s throwing way too many vocal runs in therI think this is one of the better vocals of the night, but there’s no way the kids of America will go for this.
What the judges said:
“You’ve got to have an incredible voice to take on that song, and you haven’t,” Simon
“There was no connection,” Kara
“The John that I loved Hollywood week came back into my mind,” Randy
“I thought you sounded great, I just wish it was a different song,” Ellen
My grade: C+
“This Love,” Maroon 5
Here’s the daddy. He’s got an acoustic guitar too, but he’s barely playing it. Also, he’s practically eating the microphone. Do they swap out those mics between performances? I hope so, because that’s just unhygienic. I like this. Michael is adding a soulful edge to this tune, but it pales in comparison to former Idol contestant Blake Lewis’ final three performance from a few seasons ago.
What the judges said:
“You have so much personality,” Ellen
“You brought the energy up in here,” Randy
“It wasn’t outrageously great,’ Kara
“You were like the opening act before the main act,” Simon
My grade: B-
“Wonderful World,” James Morrison
Wow, this is bad, and so nasal. Did they use some special microphone that only picks up the singer’s nose? Poor Alex can’t stay on the beat and he looks petrified. And he’s rocking a mullet. Wow, he’s going to get destroyed.
What the judges said:
“I don’t know who was happier for that to end — you or me,” Simon
“It’s all there, it’s just not completely together,” Kara
“You’ve got a great tone,” Randy
“You just need to ripen,” Ellen
My grade: D+
“Heaven,” Bryan Adams
Casey’s playing guitar, too, but he’s sitting on a stool. He looks very comfortable, as if he’s having a blast. But are we really going to be subjected this business about Kara drooling all over him every week? It’s already old. I don’t get it. Is he that hot? He looks kind of doughy to me. And I don’t really like Bryan Adams, either, but Casey did a good job.
What the judges said:
“You are eye candy, but you’re also ear candy,” Kara
“I could feel Kara undressing you with her eyes. You sounded great,” Ellen
“I like the whole swagger you got,” Randy
“You absolutely chose the right song,” Simon
My grade: B+
“Sugar, We’re Going Down,” Fallout Boy
Look, it’s Danny Gokey from last year! No, wait … it’s predicted frontrunner Andrew Garcia. He’s got a guitar, too. Maybe they should just hold the rest of the shows in the corner of a Starbucks! I think Andrew is doing a spectacular job. He’s got a great voice. He’s confident and contemporary … all the things the judges always tell contestants they need to be. Which means that they will be disappointed. Just watch. And why do the judges keep saying “I’m a fan of you” … can’t they just say “I’m your fan?” It’s like saying “I’m a friend of you” instead of “I’m your friend.”
What the judges said:
“I was disappointed with that,” Simon
“It was a really strange rendition of that song,” Kara
“I’m a fan of you,” Randy
“You just kind of were inside of yourself,” Ellen
My grade: A-
Should go: Tim Urban, Alex Lambert
Will go: Tim Urban, Alex Lambert
Agree? Disagree? Sound off!
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February 23, 2010
'American Idol' week one: Top 12 women
To kick off this year’s competition, the ‘Idol’ hopefuls are crooning tunes from the Billboard charts. Let’s get right to it:
Paige Miles
“Alright Now,” Free
And so it begins. And in such mediocre fashion. After all the build-up about how strong the female talent is this year, we expected more. Paige picked a good song, though. For starters, it was originally sung by a male, so she won’t suffer by comparison. Smart. But her performance was lackluster and just okay. I don’t understand why the judges were fawning all over her — it can’t be on the basis of this performance. Maybe they just wanted to start the year on a high note.
What the judges said:
“I think out of all the girls, you have the best voice, but it’s a cheap song,” Simon
“You slayed those verses; you’ve got a ridiculous voice, girl,” Kara
“I think it was a great job,” Randy
“You were so there; you were so present,” Ellen
My grade: C+
Ashley Rodriguez
“Happy,” Leona Lewis
Eek. Those low, husky notes were really off-key. In fact, the whole thing was pretty pitchy. Two women are going home this week and I’m afraid Ashley might be one of them.
What the judges said:
“There were definitely moments that weren’t great,” Kara
“I couldn’t really see you in there,” Randy
“Step out. Take a risk,” Ellen
“I thought it was clumsy. I think you’re going backwards,” Simon
My grade: C-
Janell Wheeler
“What About Love,” Heart
‘Idol’ contestants really need to listen to the judges when they talk about song choice. There have only been a few hopefuls over the years who could pull off a Heart song, and poor Janell is not one of them. It was really pitchy, and really odd to bring a country-ish twang to such an iconic rock anthem.
What the judges said:
“The song choice didn’t work for you.” Randy
“You moved easily onstage. I liked it and I like you.” Ellen
“100 percent effort, but you delivered 65 percent.” Simon
“The song was way too big for you.” Kara
My grade: D+
Lilly Scott
“Fixing a Hole,” The Beatles
There’s quirky Lilly, strumming her guitar. But what’s with the faux British accent and the over-enunciation? The further she gets into this odd song choice, the better it sounds; she’s rocking a slow, jazzy, interesting arrangement with lots of “oh, oh, oh, ohs.” At least she’s unique. And look — didn’t you always think Lilly was tiny? She really towers over Ryan Seacrest (but, then, I guess most people do).
What the judges said:
“I think that’s what we’re talking about; I loved that,” Ellen
“Definitely the best we’ve had so far, but I’m still not feeling much star power” Simon
“You’re believable; you come from your heart,” Kara
“You’re kind of more like a real indie artist,” Randy
My grade: B
Katelyn Epperly
“Oh, Darling!” The Beatles
Katie is bringing a countryish vibe to a really bluesy number. That seems like a mistake, but it’s working for her. She left some rough edges in her voice, which is super effective for this song. But I really wanted her to just belt it at some point and she never did. She was also oddly glammed up with bright red lips and big, poufy hair.
What the judges said:
“Brave, but you’re gonna need an awful lot of work,” Simon
“You know your voice very, very well,” Kara
“I just liked your whole, vibe; don’t box yourself in,” Randy
“There was a lot of personality in it right away, but I felt it was pushed,” Ellen
My grade: B-
Haeley Vaughn
“I Wanna Hold Your Your Hold,” The Beatles
Wow, this was pretty horrible. I hope Haeley makes it through this week because I think she’s talented, but I have to think that performance is going to put her on the bubble. What a weird song choice and an odd arrangement. People will remember it, but I’m afraid they will remember it being really, really bad.
What the judges said:
“You make up for what you can’t do with your vocals,” Kara
“What I love about you is that unpredictability,’ Randy
“I enjoyed it; I think you have a great voice,” Ellen
“I thought it was verging on terrible. It was, for me, a complete and utter mess,” Simon
My grade: D+
Lacey Brown
“Landslide,” Fleetwood Mac
On the plus side, it’s really hard to sound worse than Stevie Nicks. But I think slurry Lacey could use some of Lilly’s enunciation. It wasn’t good. Lacey looked uncomfortable and less thana confident,nd she missed a lot of notes. I like Lacey and I’m glad she made it into the top 24 this year, but if that’s all she’s got, she won’t be around for long.
What the judges said:
“I thought that was terrible,” Randy
“I know you’re better than that,” Ellen
“I thought it was depressing. It was kind of indulgent,” Simon
“I do hope that America gives you one more shot,” Kara
My grade: C-
Michelle Delamor
“Falling,” Alicia Keys
The judges weren’t so hot on Michelle, but I thought she did fine. Nothing to write home about in terms of individuality, but in terms of technical prowess, I thought she stuck the landing (whoops, wrong seasonal Olympics reference). Michelle seemed confident and sultry, if a little generic. And she hit a great note at the end of the song.
What the judges said:
“Well, that was fantastic,” Ellen
“There wasn’t one moment in the performance where I thought, wow,” Simon
“Become more unique; feel it more,” Kara
“You’ve got a great voice; you’ve got a great look. Take some risks,” Randy
My grade: C+
Didi Benami
“The Way I Am,” Ingrid Michaelson
In spite of the bad note at the end, I really liked Didi tonight. At first it sounded as if she was just going to imitate Michaelson, but she threw in a lot of interesting, very subtle (maybe too subtle) changes that really showed off her unique voice.
What the judges said:
“A bit indulgent. What I’m missing is a spark,” Simon
“You at least made some changes; you’re creative,” Kara
“I see no outward oomph; it was so sleepy for me,” Randy
“I felt like it was just a little low key,” Ellen
My grade: B
Siobhan Magnus
“Wicked Game,” Chris Isaac
Siobhan is a chameleon. A dark horse who’s never heard that expression, tonight she was sporting an exotic look well-matched to her rich, authoritative but vulnerable voice. I can’t wait to see what she does next.
What the judges said:
“You’re a quirky girl; you’re really in the moment,” Kara
“I would reach for bigger things,” Randy
“I forgot we were in a singing competition and I was just being entertained,” Ellen
“It’s a very dark song; it might be because you’re a dark person,” Simon
My grade: A-
Crystal Bowersox
“Hand in My Pocket,” Alanis Morisette
There’s Bob Dylan and Melissa Etheridge’s improbable love child strumming her guitar and blowing her harmonica. Crystal’s vocals were good, but there was nothing very original in her performance and her coffeehouse vibe might get her pegged as a one-trick pony. And I like the harmonica, but you only get so much time up there, Crystal; maybe you should spend more of it, you know, singing.
What the judges said:
“I just love the honesty; I’m a fan,” Randy
“We are lucky that you decided to audition for ‘Idol’,” Ellen
“The truth is that there are thousands of you doing this outside subway stations,” Simon
“You were good tonight, but I think you have greatness in you,” Kara
My grade: B
Katie Stevens
“Feeling Good,” Michael Buble
Wow, Katie is very precocious for 17. She looks completely comfortable and confident; maybe she’s too young to know better. But she’s also very show-tuney and, dare I say it, “pageanty.” Let me put it this way: I’m getting a real “Rachel from ‘Glee’ ” vibe from Katie, and I don’t think it’s going to serve her well.
What the judges said:
“You’re 17. I felt like it was very conservative. I want you to be 17,” Ellen
“It was like your mum and dad had dressed you for this audition,” Simon
“You were kind of all over the place and that’s not like you. You have ridiculous chops,” Kara
“You remind me a little bit of Jordan Sparks. Young it up,” Randy
My grade: B-
Should go: Lacy Brown, Janell Wheeler
Will go: Haeley Vaughn, Janell Wheeler
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New makeover show to film at UT
“Swagg YoU University Invasion” plans to shoot an episode at the University of Texas in April, according to a news release from the show, which is being marketed as a younger version of “What Not To Wear.” It will air on CW and MyNetwork affiliates around the country. Watch the pilot episode here. To be considered for casting, e-mail swaggcasting@gmail.com.
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February 18, 2010
Why 'Idol' booted Golightly (and lost to the Olympics)
The Associated Press is reporting that ousted “American Idol” finalist Chris Golightly was cut loose because of a “veracity” issue.
The report quotes “a person close to” the show as saying it was the singer’s failure to disclose that he’d had a recording contract — not whether or not the contract was still in force — that led to his removal from the Fox show’s top 24 finalists.
In other “Idol” news, NBC’s Olympics broadcast — which lost to the musical juggernaut on Tuesday night — whooped Simon Cowell and company on Wednesday. An Associated Press story reports that in the hour the two shows directly competed, 30.1 million people chose to watch Shani Davis, Lindsey Vonn and Shaun White win Olympic gold, while “Idol” netted only 18.4 million viewers.
The upset marks the first time in six years that any competing programming has beaten “American Idol” in the ratings.
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"American Idol': Meet the rest of the top 24
Finally.
Wednesday night, Fox’s “American Idol” finally got around to revealing the top 24 — 12 men and a dozen women who will compete for the Season 9 crown. The choices weren’t particularly surprising, except that it’s always odd to see so many people get through who have so seldom appeared on camera while others with plenty of face time get sent packing. Still, early exposure does not always mean a long ride on the “Idol” train.
The Internet is abuzz this morning with the last-minute replacement of L.A.’s Chris Golightly with Duncanville, Texas’ Tim Urban (Golightly appeared in the group of 24 finalists huddled around host Ryan Seacrest onstage, but was nowhere to be seen in those goofy montages “Idol” runs at the end of the selection process every year in which the winners dance awkwardly and mug for the camera). A statement released by Fox said only that Golightly was “ineligible to continue in the competition,” but Internet chatter suggests that the singer was unable to prove he was no longer bound to a previous recording contract. Last season a female contestant was similarly replaced because she had ties to the “Idol” production company.
Intrigue!
The last-minute switch left the finalist roster Texas-heavy: in all, six contenders hail from the Lone Star State.
Check out the 17 finalists chosen Wednesday below (you can find the previous seven contenders here). We predict Andrew Garcia, Crystal Bowersox, Haeley Vaughn, Didi Benami, Casey James, Lacey Brown and Todrick Hall are in it for the long haul. Who are you pulling for? Tell us in the comments section, below.
Alex Lambert
19 years old
North Richland Hills, TX
Audition: Dallas
Andrew Garcia
24 years old
Moreno Valley, CA
Audition: Los Angeles
Ashley Rodriguez
22 years old
Chelsea, MA
Audition: Boston
Crystal Bowersox
24 years old
Elliston, OH
Audition: Chicago
Haeley Vaughn
16 years old
Fort Collins, CO
Audition: Denver
Joe Munoz
20 years old
Huntington Park, CA
Audition: Los Angeles
John Park
21 years old
Evanston, IL
Audition: Chicago
Katie Stevens
17 years old
Middlebury, CT
Audition: Boston
Lacey Brown
24 years old
Amarillo, TX
Audition: Orlando
Lilly Scott
20 years old
Littleton, CO
Audition: Orlando
Michelle Delamor
22 years old
Miami, FL
Audition: Orlando
Paige Miles
24 years old
Cypress, TX
Audition: Dallas
Siobhan Magnus
19 years old
Barnstable, MA
Audition: Boston
Tyler Grady
20 years old
Nazareth, PA
Audition: Boston
Tim Urban
20 years old
Duncanville, TX
Jermaine Sellers
26 years old
Joliet, IL
Janell Wheeler
24 years old
Tampa, FL
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February 17, 2010
Meet 'Idol's' first seven finalists
After an interminably long and repetitive build-up, ‘American Idol’ finally got down to the business of declaring some of the 71 Hollywood hopefuls as members of the show’s top 24.
Gone are Mary Powers, the super-confident, take-charge “rocker chick” the “idol” editors painted as a control freak, and Christian Spear, who got a lot of camera time (and, really, way too many mentions for someone who would end up being cut). Also gone is Shelby Dressel, the Orlando singer with facial nerve damage. When she was sent packing, Simon muttered under his breath that it was the wrong decision. But a decision is a decision, as Jessica Furney found out. The bespectacled hopeful, who was also sent packing during last season’s Hollywood round, begged, pleaded and challenged the judges to reconsider, to no avail.
Of those who made it through, Chicago’s Lee Dewyze seems to be the weakest. The producers really seem to be pushing for a female to win this year, but bluesy Casey James and completely comfortable Todrick Hall are the clear frontrunners in this group.
What do you think of the picks so far? Sound off!
27 years old
Home: Fort Worth, TX
Audition: Denver
24 years old
Home: Arlington, TX
Audition: Dallas
19 years old
Home: West Des Moines, IA
Audition: Chicago
23 years old
Home: Mount Prospect, IL
Audition: Chicago
16 years old
Home: Sonestown, PA
Audition: Orlando
26 years old
Home: Astoria, NY
Audition: Orlando
23 years old
Home: Hollywood, CA
Audition: Los Angeles
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February 11, 2010
'American Idol': Hollywood group rounds
Contestant Mary Powers gets the “idol” editors’ unkindest cuts.
Well, that was a little disappointing.
This season’s dreaded Hollywood Week turned out to be a little tame compared to previous years. There were no freak shows of Tatiana del Toro proportions, although the “Idol” producer and editors tried really hard to make poor “rocker chick” Mary Powers come across that way.The cameras relentlessly followed Powers as she tried to wrangle her mess of a group and engaged in an uncomfortable (but certainly not as dramatic as it was played) exchange with an “Idol” music producer.
We watched as expectant father Michael Lynche tried to juggle rehearsals with his group and hanging on the phone, his wife in the delivery room on the other end of the line.
A couple of groups — Neapolitan and Destiny’s Wild — end a day of annoying complaining about and sniping at each other with a cappella performances of the same tune, Lady Gaga’s annoying “Bad Romance.” The first group seemed to steal the ideas of the second, but the second group’s vocals were way better than those of the first (Destiny’s Wild tossed in some weird, distracting gymnastics moves, though). No matter, it was all just manufactured “Idol” drama, because they all advanced to the next round.
As a side note, it feels really stupid to force these groups to have to come up with “band names” and unfair to force me to have to refer to them by those goofy, one-day-and-gone handles.
Here are the opinions of a few other “Idol” watchdogs.
Entertainment Weekly called it the “TV equivalent of spending an hour in front of an ant colony in the middle of a child’s sandbox.”
“Okay, maybe it wasn’t quite that disorienting. But the way the show’s producers shifted focus seemingly every 30 seconds — The Dreamers aren’t getting along! The Mighty Rangers are destined for disaster! Hey, somebody’s makin’ a baby! — it was hard to emotionally attach to any individual story arc.”
People Magazine said the dreaded group rounds “always feel like a high school class trip you’ve never managed to eradicate from memory.”
“Bummer moment: Matt Lawrence, the ex-con with the husky country presence, tried to sing Gwen Stefani’s “Sweet Escape.” He might as well have been asked to perform Gilbert and Sullivan. He stumbled badly, and left. Fair?”
The Wall Street Journal says the annual hazing is “the ‘American Idol’ equivalent of drawing the Quickstep in ‘So You Think You Can Dance’.”
“Add a new rule to the list: Never, ever choose “Sweet Escape” by Gwen Stefani. That’s what “Big Dreams” did. Maybe that Akon background vocal of “whoo hoo, wheee hoo” sounded like easy fodder, but there are fast scat lines in that song that would give Eminem pause.”
Finally, The Washington Post wrote, “Let’s just say you have one entertaining hour of trainwreck television.”
“On “American Idol,” Hollywood Week isn’t truly Hollywood Week until Group Performance Day. That’s when the real drama kicks in; because until now, we have only seen minute-long snapshots with everyone on his or her best behavior.”
What’d you think, TV Blog readers? Sound off, below!
Meanwhile, enjoy this short “Bad Romance American idol” audition parody video I found on the Internet:
Bad Romance - An American Idol Parody Voovees - The best bloopers are here
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February 10, 2010
American Idol: Hollywood week, night one
Ahh, Hollywood week … when all of those kids the “American Idol” judges pumped up by feeding their delusional dreams get a reality check in the form of a boot back to local, semi-celebrity in Anytown, USA.
I was glad to see Antonio Wheeler, aka “Skiiboski,” hit the road. Likewise the former “Barney and Friends” sidekick turned dominatrix Erica Rhodes. Those two should never have been sent through.
Danny Gokey look- and sound-alike Andrew Garcia made it to the next round on a really sweet reworking of former “Idol” judge Paula Abdul’s “Straight Up.” Crystal Bowersox’s rendition of “Natural Woman” was really good, too.
The biggest question of the night was how new permanent judge (well, as permanent as anything is on “Idol”) Ellen DeGeneres would fare. Would she be sweet? Funny? Mean?
Here’s a sampling of reviews from around the Internet this morning, followed by my own brief thoughts. Please take a look and then share your own.
The Mercury News blogger is “encouraged.”
“The fear with Ellen coming in is that, unlike Paula Abdul, she has no singing experience. But as she explained to Ryan Seacrest, she knows what it’s like to perform in front of millions and try to win over a crowd. So it wasn’t surprising that most of her comments had more to do with stage presence than vocal prowess.”
Fox News says our initial feeling was “eh.”
“We’re not convinced that America wants to see Ellen being mean — we ourselves would rather see her doing her dorky dance moves than shattering people’s dreams.”
Rolling Stone wrote that DeGeneres “dressed like an extra from a Gap denim ad.”
“She got to work being honest, but not brutally honest, lightening the mood when tension threatened to take over the room.”
A Washington Post blogger noted “I’d never noticed how much Ellen and Seacrest look like each other.”
“She’s funny in all the right places, but she doesn’t seem to sacrifice criticism for a punchline. She certainly seems to add a more clear-eyed assessment of the proceedings than poor woozy Paula did.”
I thought DeGeneres did fine — about as I expected she would. Of course, the Hollywood week shows are tightly and ruthlessly edited, so it seemed to me as if “Idol” was making a point to show us that Ellen — surprise! — has a sense of humor. It will be interesting to see how she handles herself when the live shows begin, but Ellen’s a pro, so I’m not worried.
Her eyes were really blue and piercing though, right? Those had to be some kind of contact lenses or camera trick. At times I felt like I was watching one of the “Twilight” movies.
How’d Ellen do by you? Sound off!
Tonight: the brutal group round. Come back tomorrow for a recap.
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February 3, 2010
'Amazing Race' casting call in Austin on Thursday
If you’ve always dreamed of dashing around the globe on “The Amazing Race,” you can try out for the CBS reality show on Thursday at the Domain.
According to CBS affiliate KEYE’s Web site, the tryouts will take place from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursday at 11410 Century Oaks Terrace (between the Apple Store and Victoria’s Secret).
You’ll need to bring a completed application for the show (available at the KEYE Web site, where you’ll also find other requirements to try out). KEYE staff will tape audition DVDs and send them to “Amazing Race” producers, along with would-be contestants’ applications.
If you make the cut, you could find yourself on Season 17 of the Emmy-winning show. And you’ll be following in the footsteps of a Central Texas team that will be seen on Season 16, which starts airing Feb. 14. Jody Kelly is a personal trainer from Round Rock. She’s on a team with her granddaughter Shannon Foster, a Southwestern University grad.
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January 27, 2010
"Idol" comes to Dallas tonight
“How I Met Your Mother’s” Neil Patrick Harris and Jonas Brother heartthrob Joe Jonas join Randy, Kara and Simon as they cull the crowd from last fall’s auditions in Dallas. I attended the first round tryouts at Cowboys Stadium and there were some colorful characters in the crowd (keep an eye out for Chicken Man). But was there any real talent? Spoiler sites have listed three Texans in the Top 24, but we’ll have to tune in to find out for sure. 7 p.m., Fox.
If you’re interested in the spoilers on the Texas Top 24’ers, read on after the jump.
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January 15, 2010
Austin Grease Monkeys win 'Shark Tank' funding
A pair of Austin entrepreneurs obtained investment in a uniquely Austin business venture Friday night on the ABC reality show, “Shark Tank.”
Erin Whalen and Tim Stansbury, creators of Austin’s Grease Monkey Wipes, appeared before the shows investor “sharks” in hopes of obtaining $40,000 in funding in return for a 40 percent stake in their business. The duo demonstrated the heavy duty cleaning wipe initially created to help greasy cyclists clean up after tire repair. They were well prepared — Whalen holds a bachelor’s degree in business and Stansbury has an MBA in marketing — but initially appeared nervous and a little stiff.
All of the sharks loved the duo’s enthusiasm and branding, but four out of five of them rejected the pair’s business proposition before the final investor, Robert Herjavec, was won over by Whalen’s sunny insistence that the product would succeed. After he accepted the deal, a second investor, real estate tycoon Barbara Corcoran, also jumped on board, offering to split the risk and profits with Herjavec.
“We’re going to make this a national brand,” Whalen said, post-deal. “We’re going to make this an international brand. It’s going to be on store shelves everywhere.”
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'America's Got Talent' holding Dallas auditions
If you’ve got talent, here’s your chance to show it off: “America’s Got Talent” will be holding auditions at the Dallas Convention Center on Jan. 30 and 31. Visit www.agtauditions.com for more info.
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Lots of network news: TCA Press Tour recap
NBC’s Jay Leno/Conan O’Brien feud dominated much of the Television Critics Association’s Winter Tour, an annual event in which networks and television writers meet in Pasadena and justify each others’ livelihoods.
The Peacock network declared Leno’s unsuccessful 5-nights-a-week prime time experiment a failure, abandoning its early posture that they were maintaining a “52-week strategy” and would give the affable but average host time to develop an audience. Admitting that the drumbeat from local NBC affiliates — whose late-night newscasts were suffering due to Leno’s weak lead-in — was becoming too loud and insistent, the network announced that it was brokering a deal to return Leno to his 10:35 p.m. CT slot and kick Conan O’Brien’s “Tonight Show” to an 11:05 p.m. CT start.
Perhaps NBC should have tried to obtain some buy-in from O’Brien before making the announcement. He declined the network’s proposal and the whole shebang remains in limbo.
What’s not in limbo is the future of “The Jay Leno Show.” It’s last airing is set for Feb. 11, which left NBC scrambling for post-Olympics programming (perhaps seeing the writing on the wall, the network green-lighted an unusually large number of new pilots for next Fall).
At least 8 new shows are in development, including product from David E. Kelly, Jerry Bruckheimer and J. J. Abrams; and brace yourselves — we’re going to see a “Rockford Files” remake. Also look for “Law & Order: Los Angeles.”
In other NBC news, Leno’s prime time failure means that on-the-bubble dramas “Trauma” and “Mercy,” and the spy-action-comedy “Chuck” have much better chances of renewal than they normally would, but their numbers are going to have to come up.
Here are TCA highlights from the other networks:
FOX
Fans of “Glee” were thrilled to hear that the show has already been renewed for a sophomore season. And several new cast members will be added through an online reality competition of sorts. Details on how to audition (online entries are welcome) can be found on the Fox Web site.
Star Kiefer Sutherland and executive producer Howard Gordon both said they’re on board for yet another season of “24.” No decision has been made, but both said they’d keep doing the show as long as Fox would let them.
Simon Cowell announced that he will leave “American Idol” after this season to produce and appear as a judge on the competitive talent show “The X Factor.” There were sly suggestions that ex-“Idol” judge Paula Abdul might appear on the new show with Cowell, but at this point that’s just a wild rumor. Buried by this announcement was news that David Hasselhoff is abandoning his own judging post on “America’s Got Talent,” to be replaced by “Deal or No Deal’s” Howie Mandel.
“The Simpsons” will continue to air for at least two more years, and the network remains committed to ratings-challenged “Fringe,” at least for now.
The debut of the game show “Our Little Genius” was moved back because of concerns that the manner in which contestants were informed of topics might make the show appear to be “rigged.”
ABC
Not much news from ABC. Much of their news was the lack of news about the final season of “Lost.” Suprise, surprise … show runners Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof remained predictably tight-lipped. A few tid-bits they did reveal: Cynthia Watros (Libby) and Harold Perrineau (Michael) will return in the final season. A collective squee was heard across the blogosphere in anticipation of Libby-Hurley romance and Libby-Desmond backstory resolution. Cuse and Lindelof have indicated that the finale won’t answer all of fans’ questions, and while ABC owns and could continue to milk the franchise in a number of ways, as far as the pair are concerned, at the conclusion of this season, the story of this particular group of characters is over.
Finally, the network renewed its Wednesday night comedy block of “The Middle,” (yay!) “Modern Family” (big, big yay!) and “Cougar Town” (boo) for second seasons.
CBS
“The Late Show” host David Letterman, who has been having a great time this week needling NBC (who chose Jay Leno over him to replace Johnny Carson years ago) remains in contract talks with his network, but will remain on until at least “deep into 2012.”
“Three Rivers,” in spite of having saved at least 8 lives (CBS got letters from people who received successful transplants due to the increased awareness created by the show) couldn’t save itself and has been canceled.
Network entertainment president Nina Tassler said that Charlie Sheen’s domestic problems (the actor has been charged with second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief) won’t affect the “Two and a Half Men” cash cow.
New drama “Miami Medical” replaces “Num3ers” on Fridays, but “Num3ers” might be back next season. CBS finds itself in the unusual position of having too many popular shows for its available slots.
The new reality series “Undercover Boss,” in which Fortune 500 bigwigs don disguises and infiltrate their own companies’ front lines, gets a rare new-series post-Superbowl premiere on Sunday, Feb. 7.
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January 13, 2010
Down Syndrome. Cancer. Alzheimer's. This ... is 'American Idol'
“American Idol” kicked off Season 9 Tuesday night in Bahston with nothing new except the notable absence of Paula Abdul and the appearance of celebrity guest judge Victoria Beckham (Posh from The Spice Girls).
I used to enjoy the audition rounds, but as the years go by I find myself more and more offended by them. They are so similar night to night and year to year that you can start to predict the pattern: Freak, freak, talent, freak, talent, talent with bio, talent with family illness, freak yells at judges, talent, bizarre freak, judges turn on each other, freak, freak, freak, Freak, FREAK. Oh, and one last talented singer to end the night on a high note.
Yes, every “Idol” hopeful should know by now that they are in for a potential smackdown, and some of them are so over the top and obnoxious that they deserve it. But there are others who truly believe — and, apparently, have been told over and over — that they’ve got talent. And there is no logic to why the judges treat some of those in this last group so tenderly, yet mock others mercilessly. It can be painful to watch, especially since these are the final rounds of auditions, meaning that Simon, Randy and Kara don’t even show up to watch these folks until months after they’ve made it through preliminary rounds, their false hopes built up by a series of “Idol” producers.
At some point, it just doesn’t seem funny anymore.
So I’ll be watching tomorrow, when the circus moves on to Atlanta, but I’m probably not going to be paying a lot of attention, and I’m going to try my best not to laugh.
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January 6, 2010
Roundup: Lots of locals on TV soon
Neville (elephant), Round Rock’s Falyn Hunt, Banjo (monkey), Umi (bird), and Clarence (alligator) on Sprout’s “PICME.”
Local sprout appears on Sprout
Falyn Hunt, a 6-year-old kindergarten student at Callison Elementary in Round Rock, will appear nationally on PBS’ Sprout network this month. Hunt will appear on the 5 p.m., January 10 episode of “PICME” entitled “Showing Off.”
“PICME” puts children directly into the show’s story alongside animal friends Juno, Gerty, Banjo, Umi, Clarence and Neville by superimposing a digital image of a child’s face onto an animated body.
PBS Sprout is available in the Austin market on U-verse and DirecTV.
Swimming with the ‘Sharks’
A pair of Austin entrepreneurs are slated to appear on “Shark Tank,” the ABC reality show in which inventors, vying for investment dollars, pitch their products to a panel of ruthless multi-millionaires.
Erin Whalen and Tim Stansbury, co-owners of Grease Monkey Wipes, will demonstrate the features and benefits of their product — a heavy duty cleaning wipe initially created to help greasy cyclists clean up after tire repair — at 8 p.m. on the Friday, January 15 episode.
UPDATE: Here’s what Fit City columnist Pam LeBlanc wrote abut Whalen and Stansbury this summer:
Two Austin cycling buddies are peddling individually packaged cleaning wipes that take off grease, grime and those annoying body markings athletes get at triathlons. Erin Whalen and Tim Stansbury developed Grease Monkey Wipes after she had a flat tire on a 100-mile bike ride two summers ago. Filthy and annoyed after changing the tire, Whalen looked for a portable degreasing product she could carry with her while she was riding. When she couldn’t find one, she and Stansbury created their own. Both are avid cyclists. Whalen, 29, raced in Ironman Coeur d’Alene on Sunday and Stansbury is training for 24 Hours of Booty, an all-night charity road race. “I use them all the time,” Whalen says. “I just packed up my bike for Ironman and cleaned my entire bike with one.”
The wipes use a natural citrus-based formula and can be easily stashed in a saddle bag or jersey pocket. They come packaged in sets of 6, 12, 18 and 24 (just like beer, the Web site notes) and sell for about $1 a wipe.
A dozen Austin bike shops carry the wipes, including Austin Tri-Cyclist, 923 Barton Springs Road; Bicycle Sport Shop, 517 S. Lamar Blvd.; Freewheeling Bicycles, 2401 San Gabriel St.; Jack & Adam’s Bicycles, 1210 Barton Springs Road; and Nelo’s Pro Cycles, 3010-H W. Anderson Lane.
Local Variety
Lin Television’s KBVO (My Austin TV) will present a new, locally-produced variety show from the creators of Austin Swim (the live, Adult Swim viewing party formerly held weekly around town).
Dubbed “The Austin Variety Show,” the program, taped monthly before a live, South Austin studio audience, features music, comedy, performance artists and live audience games. Local businesses provide audience prizes and giveaways.
“The Austin Variety Show,” airing Sundays from 11 p.m.-midnight on Time Warner, Direct TV, U-verse, Grande and Suddenlink, is co-hosted by Austin musician and filmmaker Troy Dillinger and Second City alum Tom Booker. For more information, check out the show’s Web site or My Austin TV.
Here’s a promo video:
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December 24, 2009
Rotating judges for 'Idol' auditions
Amid reports that acerbic “American Idol” judge Simon Cowell will be ditching the show after this season comes interesting news of the guest judges who covered for departed Paula Abdul during the audition rounds taped earlier this year.
Victoria Beckham, Mary J. Blige, Kristin Chenoweth, Neil Patrick Harris, Joe Jonas, Avril Lavigne, Katy Perry and Shania Twain filled Abdul’s loopy shoes, according to this Associated Press story.
Kristin Chenoweth? Neil Patrick Harris? Inspired! Frankly, I’d rather see either of these two celebs on a weekly basis than DeGeneres (I’m anticipating that her shtick will get old fast). What do you think? I know lots of fans watch the audition shows and then tune out. Will this rotating panel of guest judges keep you tuning in?
“American Idol” returns Jan. 12 on FOX. Let’s hope Austin can watch.
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December 22, 2009
'Shear Genius' preview video
You can catch a couple of moments of Austin’s Giacomo Forbes in this preview for the new season of Bravo’s “Shear Genius.” Forbes styles hair at Bella Salon & Day Spa. Read more about him in this blog by Marques Harper.
“Shear Genius” returns at 10 p.m. Feb. 3.
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November 24, 2009
'Paranormal State' seeks Austin stories
The A&E series “Paranormal State” will be in Austin next month looking for supernatural stories.
Series star Ryan Buell is going on a 10-city tour that hits Austin on Dec. 5.
At the tour stops, fans can share tales of their own paranormal experiences. The stories will be featured at www.paranormalstatetour.com and could become part of future episodes of “Paranormal State.”
In Austin, the “Paranormal State” tour bus will be at the west entrance of Highland Mall (facing Airport Boulevard) from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. Dec. 5.
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November 19, 2009
G4's 'Campus PD' will feature San Marcos
San Marcos will be one of the college towns in the spotlight on the new G4 series “Campus PD.”
The series, which debuts next month, is about the police officers who do everything from “checking in on late night parties and keeping the streets free of drunk drivers, to patrolling campuses at night to make sure students are safe after late-night study sessions,” according to a news release from G4.
San Marcos is home to Texas State University. The other cities featured in “Campus PD” are Tallahassee, Fla.; Cincinnati; Chico, Calif.; and Greenville, N.C.
The news release about the show highlights some of the officers featured: “Viewers also tag along with Officer Jason Scott, known as ‘The Transformer,’ who is part of the San Marcos PD ‘Party Patrol,’ a special group tasked with breaking up parties. Scott has made it his mission to educate students in every encounter and do everything he can to inspire them to stay out of trouble.”
“Campus PD” premieres at 10 p.m. Dec. 9.
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October 30, 2009
Bulldogs and barbecue: Austinites on 'Judge Joe Brown' today
Wolfe, who adopted the rescue dog three months prior to the attack, maintains that everyone knew the dog was skittish around new people. He contends that the amount Cox is suing for is exorbitant and that she should share liability for the attack.
C’mon, Austin … does every barbecue have to end with someone getting bit in the face?
“Judge Joe Brown” airs at 2 p.m. on FOX.
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October 29, 2009
ABC's 'Supernanny' sets Saturday casting call at Austin Zoo
Can we call it “Zoopernanny?”
ABC’s “Supernanny” is holding an open casting call from 10 a.m. til 6 p.m. on Oct. 31 at the Austin Zoo and Animal Sanctuary, 10807 Rawhide Trail in Austin. The parenting show is searching for families of all backgrounds for season five, especially: families with unique interests; parents with ordinary and extraordinary circumstances; teen moms; parents with mean girls or bullying boys; culturally diverse parents; and blended families where both sides are seeking help. Producers want families from every type of background who are ready for a visit from nanny Jo Frost.
“We are very excited to host ABC’s ‘Supernanny’ open casting call,” said Patti Clark, The Austin Zoo and Animal Sanctuary president. “Like ‘Supernanny,’ The Austin Zoo and Animal Sanctuary is centered around the needs of young children by offering over 300 animals across 100 different species to learn about and experience close-up throughout our beautiful Hill Country zoo and sanctuary.”
For front of line privileges and priority casting, the producers ask that you e-mail your family’s story with a recent photo to cast4shows@yahoo.com or call 614.668.5700 for more information. To learn more about The Austin Zoo and Animal Sanctuary or the “Supernanny” open cast call visit www.austinzoo.org
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October 21, 2009
New Adam Lambert video: 'Time for Miracles'
Remember Adam Lambert? The Goth-inspired, gender-bending, vocally-gymnastic “American Idol” runner-up? MTV.com reports that his new video appeared on MySpace this morning.
The song, a power ballad called “Time for Miracles,” is from the John Cusack disaster film, “2012.” In the video, Lambert wails as the apocalypse unfolds around him. He’s not giving up because, well, it’s time for miracles. Buildings are toppling. Meteors pound the earth. Windows are bursting — but that might be due to Adam’s ridiculously high vocal register. I’m just saying.
Hey, watch out, Adam! The Eiffel Tower is falling and if it hits you it might smudge your eyeliner!
Lambert told MTV that the song, which is now available for purchase on Amazon and iTunes, is not representative of the tunes on his upcoming album.
MySpace has disabled comments for the video … hmm … so take a look below and let us know what you think:
Time For Miracles
Adam Lambert | MySpace Music Videos
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October 19, 2009
Wes Hayden named favorite reality villain
Austin’s Wes Hayden, from ABC’s “The Bachelorette,” was named favorite villain at the 2009 Fox Reality Channel Awards, reports seattlepi.com.
The site quotes Hayden as saying “it’s hard to swallow,” and says his distaste for the “villain” label may explain why he’s in talks with NBC for a new show.
Hayden will hold the honor in perpetuity, since Fox Reality Channel is going off the air in March, 2010.
What do you think? Was Hayden the bad boy the show made him out to be or was he — like Jessica Rabbit — just drawn that way?
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October 13, 2009
Dr. Oz helps Harker Heights woman today
Dr. Oz is featuring a Harker Heights woman on his show today.
From the show:
After two children, once svelte Army-wife Natalie, a service vet herself, had become obese. Her mission: to lose the baby weight (plus some) before her husband returns from Iraq. Formerly and unhealthy 180 lbs, she is now in fit and fighting form. The episode will air Tuesday, October 13th at 1pm on FOX.
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October 8, 2009
Michael Vick to star in new BET series
The Los Angeles Times reports that NFL star Michael Vick is starring in a new television series for BET.
The program, with the working title “The Michael Vick Project,” chronicles Vick’s comeback and also his troubled past (Vick was arrested in 2007 for running a dog-fighting ring and spent 18 months in prison. He now plays for the Philadelphia Eagles).
The article says the Humane Society is on board, but PETA (People for the Ethical treatment of Animals) has concerns. The paper quotes PETA spokesman Dan Shannon as saying, “People who abuse animals don’t deserve to be rewarded. They shouldn’t be given multimillion-dollar contracts … or given the privilege of being a role model.”
The show’s producers coined a new term, “docu-series,” to describe the program. They claim it will be a sober look at Vick’s life and not a typical reality series. BET claims the show is consistent with the network’s philosophy of family values, cultural uplift and community pride.
What do you think? Can you forgive Michael Vick? Does he deserve a second chance?
Would you watch this show?
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October 7, 2009
The Hammer's down: DeLay drops out of 'Dancing with the Stars'
As leaked Tuesday afternoon, former Congressman Tom DeLay withdrew from ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” competition Tuesday night, citing stress fractures in both feet. DeLay’s departure means partner Cheryl Burke is history, too.
“You can’t practice, and if you can’t practice you make a fool of yourself out here,” DeLay said. “I don’t want to do that to Cheryl.”
“The Hammer,” as he was nicknamed on Capitol Hill, dropped out of the competition even though he was pronounced safe from elimination after the judges’ votes were combined from telephone votes from across the country. Debi Mazar and partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy were eliminated after receiving the lowest total number of votes.
The big question now is which remaining dancing duo will drive the show’s narrative from this point on — DeLay’s goofy performances and his injuries have been played up by the show’s producers throughout the beginning weeks of the competition and now he’s gone (although host Tom Bergeron extended an invitation to DeLay and Burke to return for the show’s season finale to dance the Texas Two-step).
Who should “DwtS” focus on now that DeLay is gone? Sound off!
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October 6, 2009
EW: DeLay to depart 'Dancing' due to injuries
It looks like former Congressman Tom DeLay won’t have to face the voters after all: EW.COM reports that injuries will force the Hammer to drop out of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” tonight.
Although the network would not comment, stress fractures in the former House Majority Leader’s feet had led to speculation that he might not even perform Monday night (he did — a Samba). We’ll never know, but DeLay’s injuries might have been a moot point; he and partner Cheryl Burke had stalled in the vote talley, regular placing second lowest and in constant danger of elimination.
The show airs at 8 p.m.
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DeLay on 'Dancing': Going for the bi-partisan vote
Newsweek has a great, fairly savage recap of Tom DeLay’s Monday performance on “Dancing with the Stars.” The piece’s writer, Holly Bailey, is right: the show really played the Hammer’s injuries for drama … it seems to be this season’s dominant story line.
Lance Bass and Paula Abdul were in the crowd cheering on DeLay and his partner, Cheryl Burke, who danced a Samba to “Why Can’t We Be Friends?” The former House Majority Leader wore bright red pants and a red and white striped shirt with an elephant on the back (he looked like he should have been serving pizzas at Shakey’s) while Burke wore a backless, blue, starred outfit with the Democrat party’s logo. When they were close to each other, I guess they were supposed to look like a flag.
The judges were kind with the commentary, but the pairs’ score of 15 (out of a possible 30 points) once again landed them in second to last place and in danger of elimination tonight. Will DeLay and Burke be sent packing in a dwindling field of contestants? Should they be?
Here’s video of the couple’s performance. Take a look and let us know what you think. Commenters, let’s take note of the duo’s “can’t we all just get along?” theme and keep our observations respectful and tolerant:
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'Idol gives back' returns next season
“Idol Gives Back,” the charity event featured on FOX’s “American Idol” in 2007 and 2008 (but absent last season) will return in 2010. The event will be broadcast on April 21 during the results show for the Top 7 finalists according to Zap2it.com. “Idol Gives Back” will benefit Children’s Health Fund, Feeding America, Malaria No More and Save the Children as well as the United Nations Foundation, the site reports.
With times so tough, FOX’s head of alternative programming Mike Darnell says the event will emphasize how even very small contributions can make an impact. The previous, star-studded “Idol Gives Back” events have raised more than $140 million for charity.
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September 29, 2009
Tom DeLay's "Dancing" departure delayed
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay made it through week 2 of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars.” He and partner Cheryl Burke performed a relatively clean (if uninspired) tango Monday night. It was much less bizarre than last week’s lip-sync and air guitar YouTube-phenomenon cha cha to the Troggs’ “Wild Thing.”
The number received a lowish score of 18 from the judges. Combined with their score from the previous week, DeLay and Burke ended the night tied for the second lowest combined total and in a prime spot for elimination.
But viewers voted — Kathy Ireland and partner Tony Dovolani were sent packing instead — and the Hammer and his professional coach will return next week.
Did the judges and America make the right call? What type of dance would you like to see DeLay and Burke perform? Would you like to see DeLay go all the way or do you find his booty-shaking embarrassing? Sound off!
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September 21, 2009
Tom DeLay: 'Dancing's' wild thing
When we create a blog post, we have to categorize it. For this post I chose “Reality TV” and “Entertainment.” Too bad there wasn’t a category labeled “Oh, Dear God! My Eyes!”
Tom DeLay debuted on ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars” Monday night, performing a cha-cha to the Troggs’ “Wild Thing” with professional dancer Cheryl Burke. Wearing a long-sleeved brown shirt and pants and a sequin-studded brown vest, the former Speaker of the House strutted, lip-synced, shook his redistricting money maker and air guitared his way to infamy.
The “DWTS” judges gave DeLay and Burke a score of 21. Should he stay or go?
Here’s incriminating evidence — er, I mean, video:
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September 2, 2009
Ryan Seacrest wants to hear your dreams
Got a dream?
Is it extraordinary? Selfless? Off the wall?
Need money to make it happen?
Producer Ryan Seacrest (he really is the new Dick Clark!) is holding an open casting call in Austin on Saturday, Sept. 12, to hear your pitches for a new cable network show called “Chance.”
“Is there something you’ve always wanted but could never quite afford?” Seacrest’s press release reads. “Do you have a lifelong ambition that you are desperate to fulfill? We’re looking for people 14+ to come up with unique, inspiring, outlandish and exciting ideas! If you need money and want your dreams to come true, come plead your case at one of our open calls. Whether you’re asking for $50 or $250,000 — if you’ve got passion and the gift of gab, the money could be yours!! You can literally ask for anything!!!”
(My dream is to be able to purchase more exclamation points, since I just used the last 50 I had quoting Seacrest’s press release.)
The ‘American Idol’ host’s peeps are only making five stops nationwide and our city is on the list, so maybe your odds are pretty good. The Austin stop will be Sept. 12 from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the YMCA Town Lake Branch, 1100 W. Cesar Chavez St.
Make sure to check out the show’s Web site before you go; there’s an application form there and a list of required items you must bring with you.
Happy begging!
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August 30, 2009
This week's TV picks
Andy and Dwight keep each other company at the company picnic on “The Office.”
Monday:
‘CMA Music Festival: Country’s Night to Rock’ 7 p.m., ABC: Featured performers include Trace Adkins, Martina McBride, The Judds and Kid Rock. Everybody — sing along with me: ‘One of these things is not like the others …’
‘The Soup Presents’ 9 p.m., E!: This episode spotlights TV’s most dysfunctional couples, including Jon and Kate Gosselin, and Regis Philbin and Kelly Ripa. Wow. I’m not sure which of those pairs should feel most insulted.
Tuesday:
‘Warehouse 13’ 8 p.m., Syfy: An artifact helps Claudia change a light bulb, which reminds me of a hundred old jokes.
‘Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien’ 10:30 p.m., NBC: Tonight Conan welcomes Norm MacDonald and Cheap Trick, two of my favorite things that won’t go away.
Wednesday:
‘Glee’ 7:58 p.m., FOX: In case you missed the hugely popular pilot episode of this new fall series, here’s your chance to catch up. It kinda’ goes downhill from here, but this episode’s a winner. Also, in case you skipped over the time, it starts at 7:58 p.m., so don’t miss the first two minutes.
‘Man vs. Wild’ 8 p.m., Discovery: Bear tests his survival skills in Texas’ Chihuahuan Desert. I hope he brings some Milk Bones.
Thursday:
‘The Office’ 8 p.m., NBC: The season 5 closer takes place at the Dunder Mifflin company picnic. In the midst of a fiercely competitive volleyball game, Michael has a sweet reunion with his former love, Holly.
Friday:
‘Making Over America with Trinny and Susannah’ 9 p.m., TLC: Apparently, in order to be a co-host on this makeover show (tonight working miracles on a frumpy Delaware innkeeper) you’ve got to have two n’s in the middle of your name.
‘Catch It Keep It’ 9 p.m., Science: An Xbox must be saved from flaming projectiles, a gasoline-soaked floor and a runaway car. Hmm. I just have to keep my teenage boy’s Xbox safe from soda cans, half-eaten Pop-Tarts and dirty socks.
Saturday:
‘Country Fried Home Videos’ 7 p.m., CMT: In one segment, a pigeon tricks a turtle. Hey, I’d like to sympathize, but anybody who doesn’t know how devious turtles can be just deserves what they get.
Sunday:
‘Amazing Wedding Cakes’ 9 p.m., WE: A bride wants her cake to match her dress. Somebody save me a piece of the train.
‘Reality Hell’ 9:30 p.m., E!: The title of this show is just redundant. That’s right; I went there. Seriously … is the fall season here yet?
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August 25, 2009
Paula Abdul lands new hosting gig
This just in: America is officially running out of divas.
Returning after a four-year break, “VH1 Divas,” which has featured appearances by Whitney Houston, Aretha Franklin, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey and others — will return next month with a less stellar lineup, according to MTV.com.
September’s card includes Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Adele, Leona Lewis and Jordin Sparks.
Miley Cyrus? Jordin Sparks? Isn’t this a little like that “Saturday Night Live” sketch that had Screech from “Saved by the Bell” appearing on “Inside the Actors’ Studio?”
The big news is that the whole affair will be hosted by Paula Abdul, who announced the gig Monday the same way she announced her departure from “American Idol” … via the micro-blogging service Twitter (I think if Paula got into a car accident, she would tweet before calling 911).
The article states that additional “Divas” performers will be announced soon. Who would you like to see? Sound off, below.
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August 18, 2009
Joe Jonas to be 'Idol' judge in Dallas
Joe Jonas of the Jonas Brothers will be a guest judge for “American Idol” auditions in Dallas, “Entertainment Tonight” reports.
These auditions will be for contestants who made it through the preliminary round in Dallas back in June. For pictures from the June auditions, visit the Collective Vision blog.
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"Dancing" Tom Delay: "I'm in it to win it."
Former House Republican Whip Tom DeLay, an upcoming contestant on “Dancing with the Stars,” told ABC’s “Good Morning America” today that he’s “in it to win it,” the Associated Press reports.
Th Sugar Land, Texas native, who earned the nickname “Hammer” for his persuasive tactics in keeping party members in line, claims that wearing sequins or sporting an open-shirted look would require some “negotiations.” He did not state whether he would be negotiating for or against those possibilities.
“Dancing with the Stars” is known more for impressive dance moves than political maneuvers, but who knows? Delay’s own brand of fancy footwork could come in handy.
Perhaps he could redistrict the judging panel to get a more favorable voting result, as he did for Republicans with the Texas congressional districts in the early 2000s. (Though he pled not guilty, Delay was forced to resign from his position as Majority Leader following indictment by a Texas grand jury that he had conspired to violate campaign finance laws during that same period.)
It strikes me that “Dancing with the Stars” and other reality shows are a little like ’70s staples “The Love Boat” and “Fantasy Island,” but in reverse: On those cheesy Aaron Spelling classics, actors such as Sonny Bono and Fred “Gopher” Grandy would parlay recurring appearances into political careers. Now, perhaps, reality TV is the place where washed-up politicos go to kick-start entertainment careers (former Chicago Governor Rod Blagojevich was prevented by a judge from joining the cast of “I’m a Celebrity: Get Me Out of Here!” leaving his wife, Patti, to go in his place).
Do you think Delay will be successful on the show? Who would you rather see?
Season 9 of “Dancing with the Stars” premieres Sept. 21.
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August 12, 2009
Live in Austin? Ty Pennington wants to fix up your house
ABC’s “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” is looking for Austin abodes to upgrade.
From the ABC press release:
“We are looking for the deserving people and inspiring families that America can really root for,” says Casting Supervisor Morgan Fahey. “We’re looking for those special people who have amazing strength of character and never give up. Whether it’s keeping their chin up in really tough circumstances or going out of their way to help others. We want to help people whose stories have really affected their community or made a big difference in other people’s lives.
“There are a lot of people who are heroes to those around them because of the way they inspire others and quietly serve their communities on a daily basis,” Fahey added.
The “Extreme Makeover: Home Edition” producers are looking for families whose homes desperately need to be rebuilt. “We really want to help families whose homes present major problems for the family, those big issues that affect the family’s quality of life on a daily basis. We want to find deserving people who just don’t have the resources, ability, or time to fix those serious issues without our help.”
To be eligible, a family must own their own single family home and be able to show producers how a makeover will make a huge difference in their lives. Interested families should e-mail a short description of their family story to casttexas@gmail.com
Nominations may be submitted by the family or by a member of their community. Each nomination must include the names and ages of every member of the household along with a description of the major challenges within the home. Anyone submitting a nomination should be sure to explain why the nominated family is deserving, heroic, and/or a great role model for their community. If possible, include a recent photo of the family. All nominations must include a contact phone number.
The deadline for nominations is August 25th, 2009. For more information on how to apply visit ABC’s website.
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August 11, 2009
More from the 'Bachelorette' reunion
Five contestants from the last season of “The Bachelorette” reunited Monday night at Ranch 616 in Austin to talk with fans about the show and what’s happened in their lives since filming wrapped.
Mike Stagliano The former break-dance instructor, says he was heartbroken for more than two months after he was booted from the show before reaching the final four men fighting to win Harris in the end.
Then, at a wrap party following the show’s “Men Tell All” episode, Stagliano says he met his true love: “Bachelor” alum Holly Durst.
“I’m gonna marry her,” the 25-year old says with a smile on his face.
Stagliano said Durst, who appeared on “The Bachelor” as a potential suitor for Matt Grant, has met his parents and they love her.
For now, the two are commuting to see each other, Durst from her Los Angeles area home and Stagliano from his home in Queens.
Stagliano, who is a children’s book author as well, says sales for his “Wesley’s Stories: Afterschool Adventures,” have picked up since his appearance on the show. He’s now working on his second book.
“I’m so thankful,” Stagliano said.
Jesse Kovacs Kovacs, who comes from a winemaking family, says life has stayed busy since he left the show’s filming, and hasn’t slept in the same bed for more than three days.
His family received 75 wine orders the day after an episode showing Kovacs booted from the show aired.
The Carmel Valley, Calif. resident says that for now he’s spreading himself thin doing appearances and traveling, because he knows this won’t last forever.
He’s also doing his part to promote Kovacs Brothers wine, offering samples at Ranch 616 last night.
“It’s been crazy since the show ended,” he said.
David Good Much like Austinite Wes Hayden, Good, 33 has been on his own mission to clean up his name, after he was portrayed as angry and often drunk on the show.
Good says he and Hayden had something in common: They were raw with their comments, which made for good television.
“People can hate on Wes and I, but we tell it like it is,” he said.
Good said he’s also working on a book about the “man code,” a heavily discussed topic on this past season’s “Men Tell All” episode.
At one point, Good told host Chris Harrison not to mention the phrase anymore after a debate on whether it was appropriate to let Harris in on details about other men possibly having girlfriends.
But now, Good claims that there’s a lot more to the “man code,” and it’s about doing what’s right “for your family, your country and your friends.”
But Good still takes time out to bash some of his former castmates from the show, including Jake Pavelka, who came across as a squeaky-clean pilot from Dallas.
“Jake is a complete fake person,” he said. “People don’t like you (referring to Jake), because you’re a nerd!”
Tanner Pope Pope has left his contract position as a project manager for a financial firm in Dallas and has hired a publicist to look into doing television work or endorsement deals. Fans might wonder if that means becoming a nail-polish spokesman. After all, Pope was portrayed as the foot-fetish fiend on the past season of “The Bachelorette.”
The Dallas native, however, says there is more to him than a foot obsession, however. Pope says he’s 30, and he’s ready to find true love. Pope said he got off on the ‘wrong foot’ with Harris, talking to her about other men on the show. Pope is nephew of Austin developer Tom Stacey.
Stacey bought Pope a classy, Versace-laden wardrobe from Austin store Keepers for his appearance on the show, Pope said.
He said that after a scene with Pope stripping down to his undies in front of the other men and Harris, he got an offer to do porn, which he turned down.
For now, he’s enjoying the attention he gets.
“I get recognized now,” he said. “So it’s cool.”
Wes Hayden Weeks after Hayden launched his own public-relations fight to save his name, the Austinite says all has gotten better for him.
Hayden was portrayed as the ultimate villain on this season’s “The Bachelorette,” and he and the show went their separate ways after he began publicly criticizing his treatment on the show.
He use to receive hundreds of hate-mail messages, which have now all but ceased, he said.
He’s also resumed his music career with his band, and run into little trouble, especially since tales of Swiderski dating other women surfaced.
“Everything is really good,” he said. “I’m happy, music is great, and everything has changed.”
Hayden, however, won’t hesitate to take another shot at the show. Referring to Swiderski’s situation, he said “that just goes to show you the show is bull(expletive).”
Below, Wes Hayden, left, and David Good pose with ‘Bachelorette’ fan Helen Chu.
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'Bachelorette' men reunite in Austin
Several men from this season’s “The Bachelorette” said Monday that show winner Ed Swiderski had an extraordinary advantage: access to a computer and cell phone during filming.
The men, in Austin on Monday night for a mini-reunion appearance, said they were all banned from having the items during filming, but somehow Swiderski had access. They now say reports that Swiderski was in relationships with two more women during filming are pretty damning.
“I think I saw it coming,” said David Good, the Ohio transportation business exec who was portrayed as angry and often drunk on the show. He just missed the cut for the final 10.
Good — who joined Austinite Wes Hayden, Dallas resident Tanner Pope, New Yorker Mike Stagliano and winemaker Jesse Kovacs at downtown hotspot Ranch 616 - met Austin fans and reminisced about the past season of the ABC show, and subsequent fallout. The event was in part the brainchild of Austin publicist Pam Blanton, a fan of the series who helped get the men together in Austin.
Reached Tuesday, Warner Horizon, the show’s production company, had no comment about what the men said during the reunion.
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August 8, 2009
Kate Gosselin speaks in Austin
Speaking in Austin on Saturday, Kate Gosselin said that the very public end of her marriage this year has rivaled being pregnant with sextuplets as the toughest time in her life.
“There have been days I have not wanted to get out of bed,” Gosselin, the star of the TLC series “Jon and Kate Plus 8,” told the audience at the Balance Expo for Women at the Palmer Events Center. The Gosselins are parents of a set of twins and a set of sextuplets. They announced their separation in June.
She said a focus on her children keeps her going, and that she and the children have gotten closer than ever this summer.
“They are happy, they are healthy, they are loved,” Gosselin, who’s also the author of “Multiple Bles8ings: Surviving to Thriving with Twins and Sextuplets” and “Eight Little Faces.”
She asserted that the media scrutiny on her family would not go away if they ended the show, which she said helps provide for the children and is a healthy and normal part of life for them.
Gosselin made frequent references to Jon in relating stories about her family, but took only gentle digs.
“We always joked that when we met we should have walked the other direction,” she said early in her talk, acknowledging the events of the past few months.
Gosselin said she grew up dreaming of being a mother one day, and of especially wanting twins. She had her own twins, Mady and Cara, at 25, what she felt was an advanced age for having her first children.
She devoted a large part of her talk to relating stories of her pregnancy with sextuplets and was frank about the physical and emotional difficulties. “It was like a jail sentence,” she said of her long hospitalization during the pregnancy. Unable to work herself and with her husband out of a job, she described “that terrible guilt that you’re bringing these babies into the world and you can’t provide for them.”
Gosselin said she started allowing news coverage of her family to update all those who had helped them in caring for the children about how the kids were doing. She cited her faith frequently in talking about getting through the pregnancy and the first years of the sextuplets’ lives.
With the dissolution of her marriage and the tabloid attention, she said she felt she was being tested again, but that it renewed for her the goal of being the best mother possible.
“The decisions that I make are not taken lightly,” she said.
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August 6, 2009
Kate Gosselin will be on 'Today' 2 days after Austin visit
Kate Gosselin will give her first TV interview since her separation on the “Today” show Monday, NBC has announced.
The star of the TLC show “Jon & Kate Plus 8” is scheduled to be in Austin this weekend to speak at the Balance Expo on Saturday.
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August 5, 2009
Who should replace Paula on 'American Idol'?
This photo illustration shows what the ‘American Idol’ panel could look like next season, if they move judge Kara DioGuardi over to the right of Randy Jackson (and crop her out of this picture) and if Cyndi Lauper were made a new judge and her head became abnormally large. Photo illustration by Dale Roe from Associated Press photos.
So … Paula Abdul, FOX and The Associated Press all say contract negotiations were unsuccessful and that “American Idol’s” original loopy, female judge will not be back.
“With sadness in my heart,” Abdul notified her Twitter fans in a surprisingly lucid tweet, “I’ve decided not to return. I’ll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon” (actually, that must have been a couple of tweets).
FOX and the show’s producers noted that the “tremendous talent” that is Paula has been “an important part of the ‘American Idol’ family over the last eight seasons and we are saddened that she has decided not to return to the show.”
Wow.
Can you imagine an Abdul-less “Idol?” Was evil Kara DioGuardi brought on to force Paula’s hand and get her to leave? Could you honestly sit and watch Simon and Kara square off every week? I’m not sure it works for me — isn’t “Idol” pretty much the “Simon and Paula Show?”
I’m hoping that this is all just posturing or a stupid, awful sideshow befitting the “Idol” circus. After all, we heard the same thing about the voice cast of “Futurama” weeks ago and that drama ended happily ever after.
But, just in case nobody steps in and fixes this mess (Bill Clinton, are you reading this?), we need an additional female judge on the panel. I’ve seen the name “Cyndi Lauper” bandied about on Twitter and Facebook (okay, I’ve actually joined in on the bandying; I have bandied). I think she’d be okay, but she’s probably too rational and savvy (and, anyway, she’s not “so unusual” any more).
Who would be your pick to replace Abdul? Let me know, below.
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July 28, 2009
Court appoints guardian to oversee estate of Octomom's kids
Score one for the kids. From the Associated Press:
A California judge appointed a lawyer Monday to oversee the estate of Nadya Suleman’s octuplets, saying he wanted to ensure they weren’t exploited by reality television shows, tabloid photo spreads or other paid ventures. Orange County Superior Court Judge Gerald Johnston dismissed arguments for family privacy and ruled Monday that an independent party should be appointed to scrutinize the finances of Suleman’s octuplets.
Suleman just inked a deal for her octuplets, born in January, to join her six other children (all under age 8) in a reality television program to begin filming in September. The children stand to collectively earn nearly $250,000 over the three years of the contract. The petition for a guardian was filed on behalf of Paul Peterson, a former child star and advocate for child entertainers.
Read the full story here.
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July 27, 2009
More octuplets headed to television
Nadya Suleman has signed a deal to star in a reality television series to be filmed by a British production company. Suleman gave birth to the six boys and two girls in January and also has six other children. Nick Ut/Associated Press
“Octomom” Nadya Suleman has inked a deal for each of her 14 children to earn $250 a day to star in a reality television show to begin filming September 1, according to court documents obtained by the Associated Press. The contract guarantees that the children will earn a total of nearly $250,000 over three years.
15 percent of the pay will be deposited by production company Eyeworks (“Breaking Bonaduce”) into a trust account which can’t be touched until the children turn 18 or become legally emancipated, the story says. That leaves Suleman with only $213,000 of “mad money,” by my count.
What do you think? Will you watch “Nadya Plus Eight Plus Six?” I think I’ll pass.
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July 21, 2009
Dr. Laura and Kate Gosselin: Incompatible panelists?
TVWeek has dug up a blog post about reality television star Kate Gosselin written by conservative talk show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger about a month and a half ago. Both women are slated to appear in Austin Saturday, August 8 as speakers at the Balance Expo for Women 2009.
The event “explores the variety of resources available addressing family, work, fitness and more,” according to the Expo Web site.
TVWeek quotes in part, from Schlessinger’s blog:
My heart goes out to the kids. Is it humane to children to let their parents exploit them in a television program when their images and intimacies are exposed to everyone for all time when they have no say or control? Is it in the children’s best interests to be USED as entertainment by two parents so self-absorbed that they put money and celebrity in front of their children’s privacy? It’s like putting your children in a circus freak show strip and having a barker yelling: “Come in, come in and see what happens to children when their parents use them for your entertainment… It’s exciting, it’s damaging, but you won’t be able to take your eyes off ‘em. Watch ‘em wiggle. Watch ‘em cry. Watch ‘em squirm. It’s so much fun…bring popcorn and beer and come watch the show.”
Do you agree with Dr. Laura?
I’m not sure I’m the target audience for the Expo, but I’d like to do some people-watching in the green room.
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July 20, 2009
Kate Gosselin coming to Austin
Reality television star Kate Gosselin of TLC’s beleagured “Jon & Kate Plus 8” is slated to appear in Austin at Balance Expo for Women 2009, Saturday August 8 at the Palmer Events Center. The event, sponsored by Mix 94.7, Majic 95.5 and Talk 1370, “explores the variety of resources available addressing family, work, fitness and more,” according to the Expo Web site..
Gosselin, whose strained relationship with husband Jon has been the subject of both the suspended season of her show and tabloid headlines, is slated to discuss “how she balances her career, her life as a TV reality show star, her children, and how she’s handling her much-publicized divorce,” the site says. Family problems don’t seem to be affecting speaking engagements for Gosselin, who is making a similar appearance at a California event.
Other speakers are slated to appear, including: radio talk show host, Dr. Laura Schlessinger; life coach Ann Daly; and “American Idol” Season 7 finalist Michael Johns. The event will be preceded by the Balance 5K - a women’s only 5k benefiting the National Ovarian Cancer Coalition. Register for the run here.
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So You Think You Can Dance Tour coming to Austin
The So You Think You Can Dance Tour is coming to Austin in October, and tickets go on sale Saturday.
The show will be Oct. 27 at The Theatre at the Frank Erwin Center, according to a news release from the venue. Fan favorites including Ade, Brandon, Evan, Janette, Jason, Jeanine, Kayla, Kupono, Melissa, and Randi will perform.
Tickets are $38.50, $48.50, and $56. They will go on sale at 10 a.m. Saturday at all Texas Box Office Outlets (including select H-E-B stores). Tickets are also available by phone at 477-6060 or 1-800-982-2386 and online at TexasBoxOffice.com.
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Would you watch an Abdul-less Idol?
“American Idol” judges, from left, Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi, Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson. Jason DeCrow, Associated Press photo
The Associated Press and other sources are reporting that Paula Abdul might not be back as a judge next season on “American Idol.”
What do you think? Would you boycott an “Idol” devoid of Paula’s goofy antics or is it time for her to go?
Sound off!
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July 19, 2009
More with Wes Hayden of 'The Bachelorette'
If you read Claudia Grisales’ interview with Wes Hayden and want more, here are some additional excerpts from their conversation.
What’s the reaction been like since you were featured on the show?
It’s intense. The hate mail is intense. People have actually called my record promoter and she’s actually had a death threat. And then my ex-girlfriend, they mentioned her name on TV. She is getting so much hate mail. They have taken her cell phone and plastered it all over the Internet. It’s a hateful thing.
Did you have a sense you would be portrayed this way?
I never thought they would hear me saying everything in context and then just cut me how they wanted. I’m from a small town in Texas; we don’t do things like that. I don’t intentionally try to make somebody out to be a bad person, but this is Hollywood, this is how these people get paid.
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July 17, 2009
Catch "Catch it Keep it" tonight on Science Channel
Zach Selwyn and Mike Senese hope their show catches on. Science.Discovery.com photo.
I like Discovery Channel’s “Mythbusters,” but there’s never really anything at stake, is there?
The Science Channel may have solved this problem with “Catch It Keep It,” premiering tonight at 9pm Central.
Part “Mythbusters,” part “Trading Spaces” and part reality show, “Catch It Keep It” follows a trio of competitors guided by host Zach Selwyn as they attempt to win a prize by rescuing it from certain destruction in a span of 48 hours.
In tonight’s episode, for example, the contestants must design and construct a counter weight net system to catch a $2500 Il Bello Fly Scooter when it’s launched off a 15 degree, 80 foot ramp, 26 feet off the ground at 40 MPH. The perilous situation meant to result in decimation for each week’s prize is designed by Science Channel’s “engineer of destruction,” Mike Senese.
At the end of each show, the contestants’ rescue schemes are put to the test. Then Senese tells how he would have solved the puzzle with his own design and build.
Future episodes include rescuing an 100-gallon aquarium from the forces of a level 5 hurricane; protecting a year’s supply of beer from a powerful explosive charge; and saving a Gibson Les Paul guitar from a firestorm of thermite.
In other words, it’s still smashing, burning and blowing stuff up, but there’s a catch.
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July 9, 2009
New 'Project Runway' cast has 2 Texans
The long-delayed sixth season of “Project Runway” finally arrives next month. Lifetime, the show’s new home, has heightened the anticipation by releasing the names of the latest batch of contestants.
Two hail from Texas. Shirin Askari, 25, is from Garland, and Louise Black, 32, is from Dallas, according to the Associated Press. Get an early look at their work by clicking here and here.
The new season of “Project Runway” begins Aug. 20
The rest of the contestants:
Ra’Mon-Lawrence Coleman, 31, of Milwaukee.
Rodney Epperson, 50, of New York.
Ari Fish, 26, of Kansas City, Mo.
Qristyl Frazier, 42, of New York.
Gordana Gehlhausen, 45, of San Diego.
Mitchell Hall, 26, of Savannah, Ga.
Althea Harper, 25, of New York.
Logan Neitzel, 25, of Seattle.
Nicolas Putvinksi, 27, of New York.
Johnny Sakalis, 30, of Los Angeles.
Irina Shabeyeva, 27, of New York.
Christopher Straub, 30, of Shakopee, Minn.
Malvin Vien, 24, of New York.
Carol Hannah Whitfield, 24, of New York.
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June 26, 2009
Texas casting call for 'The Biggest Loser'
Everything’s bigger in Texas, and NBC is counting on it. “The Biggest Loser,” the network’s hit weight-loss reality series, is including San Antonio on a contestant-seeking tour this summer. Producers will be in San Antonio July 11 from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the Nix downtown, 414 Navarro St.
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June 22, 2009
Idol finalists on musical Journey
The “American Idol” Top 10 (well, Top 9 and a wax dummy … see Adam Lambert photo, left) seem to be full of “Glee.” Rehearsing in Burbank for their nationwide summer tour, the performers worked on a version of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin’,” a song which enjoyed a resurgence in popularity after a catchy madrigal version was featured in the pilot of the FOX fall series, “Glee,” according to the Associated Press. I smell some cross-promotion here. Just sayin’.
The tour kicks off July 5 in Oregon.
In this June 7, 2009 file photo, singer Adam Lambert arrives at the Hollywood Life 11th Annual Young Hollywood Awards in Santa Monica, Calif. Dan Steinberg photo, Associated Press
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June 16, 2009
Austinites: Is one of you the next American Idol?
We’re heading up to Dallas for the ‘American Idol’ auditions. Are you?
If you live in the Austin area and plan to try out on Friday, June 26 at Dallas Cowboys New Stadium, let us know. We’d like to meet you up there, ask you some questions, snap a few pictures and give you some ink (you might as well get used to the paparazzi now).
Mostly we’d like to get in good with you so that when you release your debut CD (we’ll give you a pass on the sure-to-be-crummy “coronation song” Simon Fuller will release as your first single) we can hang with you and get a signed copy.
Click here to e-mail us.
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June 11, 2009
'Real Housewife' in hospital for baby's birth
If you’re a fan of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” — and we have to admit we are — Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Jacqueline Laurita is in the hospital for delivery of son Nicholas via C-section.
Jacqueline’s attempts to have a third child have been a storyline on the Bravo reality show, which has its season finale next Tuesday at 9.
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June 10, 2009
'Top Chef Masters' sounds tempting
“Top Chef Masters” premieres tonight at 9 on Bravo. From the reviews, the new show sounds reminiscent of a Bravo classic that used to occupy this Wednesday timeslot: “Project Runway” (which has moved to the Lifetime network).
Like “Runway,” “Top Chef Masters” makes skill and creativity the main attractions instead of amped-up dramatics. If you’re looking for a nicer alternative to the summer’s sleazier reality offerings (such as “I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here!”) this show should be worth a try.
The competition pits award-winning chefs against each other in challenges such as preparing a dinner in a dorm room using a microwave and hot plates. It is, of course, a spinoff of the original “Top Chef,” whose contestants haven’t yet made it big.
The L.A. Times calls “Top Chef Masters” “A thing of pure delight, it takes all the ego out of the equation and leaves only the art.”
The New York Daily News says: “Those who prefer TV food competition shows to be blood sport may find that ‘Top Chef Masters’ starts out a little tame. But it’s a tasty treat for those who enjoy food and would like to think that people who prepare it feel the same.”
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June 8, 2009
'American Idol' Kris Allen sings Anthem, inks contract
Kris Allen sings the National Anthem before game 2 of the 2009 NBA Finals
Fresh off his National Anthem performance before game 2 of the NBA finals Sunday, “American Idol” champ Kris Allen has been officially signed to 19 Recordings/Jive Records, Entertainment Weekly reports.
I hadn’t realized that Allen already has two singles on the Billboard Hot 100, including the stupid, awful coronation theme “No Boundaries” (co-written by Idol judge Kara DioGuardi). If that aural mess can chart so high, it only bodes well for Allen’s full album’s late fall release.
Are you the next American Idol?
The FOX television show just wrapped its 8th season, but season 9 audition dates have been announced and Dallas is on the list. Registrations are June 24-25 with tryouts on the 26th. If you’re planning on hopping the highway to stardom (that would be I-35 North) by auditioning, please e-mail me at droe@statesman.com. We might want to follow you up there for a future story.
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June 7, 2009
'I'm A Celebrity' star Heidi Pratt hospitalized
In what can only be described, if true, as a bone thrown to viewers, tmz.com reports that Heidi Pratt (“The HIlls”) and her husband Spencer, stars of NBC’s summer reality offering, “I’m A Celebrity — Get Me Out Of Here!,” have been “tortured” by the network for attempting to leave the show.
The Web site claims a cast member compared treatment of the Pratts, who were locked in a dark room for a day and night with only rice, water and beans, to that of detainees at Guantanamo Bay. Ms. Pratt was reportedly taken to a hospital where she was diagnosed diagnosed with a gastric ulcer.
It’s hard to imagine how the likes of Sanjaya Malakar or Stephen Baldwin would know about the inner workings at Gitmo (although, if there’s any justice, Rod Blagojevich, former Illinois Governor and wife of the show’s Patti, might eventually spend some time there) but it’s a safe bet that the only real torture NBC is inflicting is upon anyone who accidentally lands on this show while channel surfing.
The Pratts (best name-to-occupation match since my old hometown’s Chiropractor, “Will Tickle”) have been pulling a “we’re leaving … no, we’re staying” routine since the show began last week, successfully making themselves the most annoying and talked-about contestants. It remains to be seen if this hoopla is all just designed to generate more publicity for “Celebrity,” which takes up two more hours of network prime time Monday at 7 p.m.
NBC may be trying to pass this obnoxious couple off as famous, but my prediction is that the only way they’ll get TV time after this show ends is by having octuplets.
Are you a “Celebrity” fan? Do you think this is all orchestrated? Post your comments below.
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June 1, 2009
Boyle loses? Britain's got talons
“Britain’s Got Talent” runner-up and Internet phenomenon Susan Boyle is being treated for exhaustion at a mental health clinic in London today, according to the Associated Press.
Amidst cries of unfair treatment by the media, Boyle was admitted to The Priory, a clinic that caters to celebrities.
“Nobody has had to put up with the kind of attention Susan has had. Nobody could have predicted it,” Piers Morgan, a “Britain’s Got Talent” judge, said on British television.
Admonishment of “elements of a press who like nothing better than to build people up and then drag them down” came from Scotland’s First Minister Alex Salmond (Boyle resides in a small Scottish town).
In the end, predicted winner Boyle, who sang “I Dreamed A Dream” from “Les Miserables,” lost to Diversity, a dance group, by almost 5 percent of the 4 million votes cast.
Here are the show’s final performances from Boyle and Diversity, as well as the naming of the winner.
Susan Boyle:
Diversity:
And the winner is …
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'Multiple' happenings on reality television
If Kate and Jon Gosselin’s crumbling marriage leads to the cancellation of their TLC reality show (will you be watching tonight?) we all have something else to look forward to: the Associated Press is reporting that Nadya Suleman has inked a deal to star in her own television gig.
A production company has signed the “Octomom” (who, in addition to her six other children, gave birth to six boys and two girls in January) to a documentary-style show “less intrusive than a reality TV type of program.”
The show hasn’t yet been sold to an American television network. TLC (home of “Jon & Kate Plus 8”) had expressed interest in working with Sulemon following the octuplets’ births but, according to Entertainment Weekly, the backlash against the idea on the cable network’s message boards led TLC to reconsider.
Netherlands production company Eyeworks “came up with this idea, presented (it) to her and she liked it because she’ll get to use a camera and do some of the filming herself,” Sulemon’s lawyer told The Associated Press.
Well, yeah, that explains it. It would be a shame to let the logistics and rigors of raising fourteen kids under the age of 7 as a single mother get in the way of some fun videography — everybody needs a creative outlet!
I haven’t heard of any possible titles being floated for the show, so let me suggest the one of the following — Eyeworks, take your pick:
Eight Isn’t Enough
The More, The Scarier
Ocean’s 14 (hey, she lives in California — there’s gotta’ be a body of water around there somewhere)
The Young and the Restless (whoops, already taken!)
Almost 16 Candles
Fertility Bites
Can’t wait, but hate Jon & Kate? WEtv, home of “Platinum Weddings” and “Women Behind Bars,” debuts “Raising Sextuplets” June 11 at 9 p.m. The show chronicles the lives of proud parents Jenny (TCU grad!) and Bryan Masche, and their babies Savannah Jane, Bailey Elizabeth, Grant William, Cole Robert, Molli Grace and Blake Nickolas.
Jenny describes the “multiples” experience on the WE site:
“The great joy of raising sextuplets is definitely the six smiling faces calling out ‘mama, dada,’ the twelve little feet running toward you and the twelve little arms around your neck hugging you! Six little mouths to kiss and six little ones to cuddle… the amount of love we experience for the six of them is sometimes incomprehensible, and we feel our hearts may burst!”
Don’t worry, Jenny. Should that happen, there’ll be plenty of camera men, wardrobe folks, boom mic operators and other crew members around to dial 911.
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May 29, 2009
'Idol' judge outs Adam Lambert on 'The View'
This morning on “The View,” “American Idol” judge Kara DioGuardi told Barbara Walters that “Idol” runner-up Adam Lambert is gay.
“I don’t think that Adam was ever in (the closet),” DioGuardi told Walters. “I think he was always openly out.”
Lambert has been coy about his sexuality, a subject of speculation and debate during the “Idol” season.
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May 25, 2009
'Jon & Kate' not getting along so great
I must confess that I’m not a “Jon & Kate Plus 8” watcher. Having spent the early years of my marriage around a bunch of daycare infants, I’ve really had no desire to relive the trials and tribulations of child rearing vicariously through the Gosselin couple, their twins and sextuplets.
Lately, though, as the show prepared to head into its fifth season, the hype has been impossible to escape. Salacious tabloid headlines are everywhere, and if “Jon,” “Kate” and “infidelity” were terrorist buzzwords, recent Internet chatter would have placed the country on high alert.
I watched several episodes of the “J&K” TLC marathon, trying to understand what all the excitement was about — the March 23 season four finale scored the best ratings in the series’ history. The big question then was how the couple’s marriage was tolerating their growing celebrity, and a cliffhanger of a fourth-season ender led viewers and the Gosselins alike to wonder if the show would continue.
But here they are and, according to an interview with Entertainment Weekly, they’re doing it for the kids.
Today’s premiere hammered that point home relentlessly as the Gosselins’ celebrated (?) the sextuplets’ 5th birthday party. Opening with separate interviews of a weary-looking, flush and unshaven Jon and an immaculate Kate (was there any doubt she’d have this all compartmentalized and tidy?) the show seemed to dive right into the tabloid controversy but, in reality, barely broke the surface of the shallow end. There were plenty of references to vague indiscretions, but few details and no direct admissions of guilt.
Kate dismissed the claims of an affair with her bodyguard outright, explaining that she travels for her job (she has authored books based on her experiences raising eight children) and must take security with her. The tabloids’ allegations, she protested, made her furious. That’s all we heard about that.
Much more time was indirectly spent on reports that Jon had engaged in an affair with a 23-year-old schoolteacher (photos of the pair driving together are easily found online). Jon says “Whether it’s true or false doesn’t matter — it affects every part of your life.” He claims that he hasn’t been thinking clearly enough for months, but adds, “I never cheated on Kate, and that’s the way it is.”
Still, no matter what they say to each other in private, there’s more going on here than the Gosselins are willing to admit to their audience, at least so far.
Much of the episode focused on preparations for the children’s birthday party. Jon was noticeably absent, and Kate didn’t miss an opportunity to point out that she was handling all of the preparations by herself.
During the party itself, both spouses are in attendance. They walk past each other many times but fail to acknowledge each other’s presence. The children, eating cake and swinging at pinatas, seem oblivious to the marital strife. In the couch interview at the end of the show, when we do finally see Jon and Kate together, they are together in only the most perfunctory way, and they remain so for only a short time.
Neither can describe the status of their relationship; neither can predict where it’s heading.
Kate, wiping tears from her eyes, says the party was important because it could be “our last family picture.” Jon talks about how important it is to be friends and able to get along “whether you’re married or not married.”
They both talk about how they need to make sure their kids remain safe, happy and loved.
It remains to be seen if the show’s many fans will stick with it if its main themes become “can this marriage be saved?” and the paparazzi-bashing cries of “we never asked for any of this” (yes, you did).
My impression heading into this episode was that Kate was depicted as a shrew, constantly putting her husband down and taking him to task. What a difference a few months can make. I am aware that reality show plotlines are skewed to and fro through editing as nimbly as if they were written in advance, but Kate really came across as the sympathetic character here.
In the end, her birthday-party observation about the irony of how we treat cartoonish pinatas serves as an apt subconscious assessment of the growing pains her show (and family) is going through: “You have characters you love,” she says, “and you just beat ’em to death.”
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May 19, 2009
All singing, all dancing: "Glee" debut; "Dancing" finale
It’s good, old fashioned hoofin’ and hollerin’ on television tonight.
Over on FOX, check out the debut of “Glee,” a rare one-hour comedy series from Ryan Murphy, the creator of “Nip/Tuck” and “Popular.” Tonight’s pilot episode is engaging, especially the snarky first half. Applying equal amounts of “Malcolm in the Middle,” “High School Musical” and “School of Rock,” “Glee” follows an idealistic teacher in his efforts to recruit popular, talented members to McKinley High’s show choir (currently populated by misfits and social outcasts) and regain the group’s former glory. The school’s principal has given him just two months to turn the program around.
Stereotypes abound … students include a conflicted athlete/singer and an arrogant ingenue (see “HSM”), the nerdy kid in the wheelchair (see “Malcolm”), a stutterer and a sassy, full-figured diva (see “School of Rock”).
The teaching staff borrows its own familiar cast of sitcom characters, featuring the gruff football coach, stern cheerleading taskmaster, overly-sensitive counselor and no-nonsense principal. Nothing particularly new here (well, the former glee club director does have a new career selling his extra medical marijuana), but the writing is sharp and the musical numbers are well-executed, if cheesy.
“Glee” works best when it focuses on the funny and romantic … the staff members, especially, are full of surprising quirks, and a budding romance between married club director Will Schuester (Matthew Morrison) and fellow teacher Emma Pillsbury (Jayma Mays, with impossibly big, brown eyes) is, so far, not acted upon and sweet.
Less successful are the overly-earnest “we can do it” and “be who you want to be” scenes, as well as the sticky subplot involving Will’s unhappy marriage. It remains to be seen where “Glee” will go after tonight’s set-up, but I’m hopeful Murphy and crew can keep the maudlin to a minimum. Like the McKinley’s principal, I am willing to give it a couple of months.
Over on ABC, “Dancing With The Stars” stages its Season 8 finale. Actor Gilles Marini and partner Cheryl Burke seem to be the odds-on favorite to take home the Mirrorball trophy, but popular opinion says the three finalist duos are as closely matched as any in the show’s history.
“Glee,” FOX, 8 p.m. “Dancing With The Stars,” ABC, 7 p.m.
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February 12, 2009
"Survivor" debuts with Austin's Joe Dowdle, KEYE-ex Nanci Wilson heading for KXAN
Joe Dowdle, a 26-year-old real estate broker from Austin, is one of the 16 castaways the new season of “Survivor: Tocantins — The Brazilian Highlands.”
He will join one of the competing tribes when the 18th season premieres tonight at 7 on CBS.
Dowdle is a University of Texas graduate and an official member of the Texas Cowboys, a service organization that acts as “ambassadors” for the school.
In his “Survivor” statement, Dowdle says he thinks he’ll win the competition because he is “dedicated, goal oriented” and plans to use a “persuade-and-evade” strategy to make alliances and win challenges.
We’ll keep track.
Nanci Wilson headed for KXAN
Nanci Wilson, who recently resigned from KEYE, will join KXAN when her six-month non-compete clause expires.
She will be heading up the NBC affiliate’s investigative team, which is similar to what she was doing at KEYE.
Good for KXAN and good for Austin news hounds. Now if KXAN would just pick up ex-KEYE capital ace Keith Elkins …
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February 11, 2009
Hooray for Stump! And get ready for new "Dancing"
Hooray for Stump! The 10 year-old Sussex spaniel who won best-in-show at the “Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show” last night was a crowd favorite that prompted squeals and cheers similar to beagle-boy Uno’s victory last year.
USA’s coverage of the two-night canine extravaganza had its moments of glory, but, as usual, the cable net packed the six hours with so many of the same Pedigree commercials you want to boycott the brand forever.
Doggie expert and eloquent analyst David Frei did his usual fine job, paired this year with Westminster first-timer Mary Carillo. Loved her … she was clearly enjoying herself and reacted to some of the weirder looking dogs just like the rest of us.
“So what’s the hair-to-dog ratio on a Pekingese?” she chuckled as last night’s Peke waddled past the cameras.
Of course we watch the Westminster dog show to ooh and aah over the sleek and huge pure-breds, as well as the fluffy-cute toys and terriers. But we also watch for the odd-lookers, the ones with too much skin, too much hair and other humorous traits. We wonder, as Carillo did, what a Pekingese would look like shaved.
Unlike most awards shows, Westminster always finishes on time — and usually in a swirl of woof-woof excitement. Stump didn’t leap up and howl, as Uno did last year, but he carried his crown with dignity and distinction. Big woof.
Another strange bunch of stars heading for “Dancing with the Stars”
ABC announced its cast of hoofers yesterday for the new season that arrives March 9.
Don’t you think pro Julianne Hough and her singer-songwriter boyfriend Chuck Wicks have a bit of an unfair advantage? There are other couples in the mix, but none of them paired with each other.
Jewel and her bull-rider husband Ty Murray have signed on for Season 8, but they will compete against each other. And newly engaged professional dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff are in the mix, but not paired together.
Athletes usually have an advantage. This time around we’ll have big ol’ NFL-er Lawrence Taylor and teensy-weensy Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson. At 17, Shawn will be the youngest “Dancing” competitor ever … and the shortest.
B-list actor/reality stars include Denise Richards, Gilles Marini and Steve-O. And the list includes singers Belinda Carlisle and Lil’ Kim, “Access Hollywood” anchor Nancy O’Dell and computer wizard Steve Wozniak. The latter likely will be the first to go. He seems like stunt casting.
Last and definitely not least is film and TV actor/comedian David Alan Grier (currently on “Chocolate News”), who is my pick for the season’s surprise winner. I just have a feeling he’s going to hit the floor with a flourish and wipe out the competition. Two snaps.
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September 10, 2008
'Greatest Dog' crowned tonight, 'ER' will bring back dead Dr. Greene
We’re down to three. Which pooch do you think deserves to be crowned “America’s Greatest Dog?”
The CBS canine reality show concludes with tonight’s finale at 7. The final three teams compete for the title with a Best in Show competition that will feature more challenging events from previous weeks.
I know some people love these little pups with hairdos that require clips, but I prefer low upkeep dogs, the kind you can roll around with in the grass without having to comb and fluff them after.
For no reason other than a personal hunch, I’m going with the boxer (the guy in the middle photo) to take the title.
‘ER’ brings back the dead
Dr. Mark Greene died of a brain tumor after eight seasons on the acclaimed NBC medical drama “ER.” The lingering death took up most of a season, and we actually witnessed his death. He’s been a goner since spring 2002.
So how can “ER,” which is entering its 15th and final season on Sept. 25, announce that Anthony Edwards will reprise his role on Nov. 13.
Executive producer John Wells declined to explain the resurrection — except to say that Dr. Greene will not actually return from the dead but be seen in flashbacks.
But because most of the characters Greene interacted with also are gone or dead, it’s unclear how and why those flashbacks will happen.
Also returning for the final season will be Noah Wiley, whose character, Dr. John Carter, wandered off to Africa when last we saw him.
Could be a season filled with ghosts.
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August 25, 2008
Bye-bye Olympics, hello 'Dancing'
If only there had been one day between the end of the Beijing Olympics and the beginning of yet another television marathon …
Before we settle into coverage of the Democratic and Republican conventions — potential first lady Michelle Barack is the first featured Democratic star tonight in Denver — we pause to take a quick look at last night’s closing ceremony from Bejing.
Although it degenerated into something vaguely reminiscent of a Las Vegas extravaganza, the official closer nevertheless had its moments.
The human tower of dancers switching from impersonating flowers to metal siding to lapping flames, the drummers turning themselves from one thing into another, the fireworks that turned much of Beijng from night to day …
The Chinese certainly proved capable of putting on a show. And, according to many athletes interviewed over the past 17 days, the Chinese also put on an extraordinarily well-run and enjoyable sporting competition.
Polite and enthusiastic crowds filled nearly all the venues, whether Chinese athletes were performing or not. Yes, the cheers for home competitors were heartier (I believe “near deafening” is how one commentator put it), but Americans and others were greeted extremely warmly, too.
London in 2012 has some very big shoes to fill.
Next round of hoofers on ‘Dancing wth the Stars’
When this wildly popular reality competition returns to ABC on Sept. 22, one of the celebrity competitors will be an 82-year-old actress and an 18-year-old actor.
Seriously. I’m not making this up.
Joining relative whippersnappers like singers Lance Bance and Toni Braxton will be Cloris Leachman, a nine-time Emmy winner perhaps best known as Mary Tyler Moore’s best pal Phyllis on the old “MTM Show.”
According to many sources, Leachman was born in April of 1926. So, unless my math is mistaken, she’s 82. Talk about ground-breaking!
The new season of “Dancing” also will include 18-year-old actor Cody Linley, best known as Jake Ryan on Disney’s series “Hannah Montana.”
Celebrity chef Rocco DiSpirito, sprinter Maurice Greene, reality celebutante Kim Kardashian, soap star Susan Lucci, gold-medal beach volleyball star Misty May-Treanor, B-list actor Ted McGinley and retired NFL defensive back Warren Sapp also will be among the competitors.
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August 6, 2008
So you think you can watch the dancers, China, presidential debates and more?
We’re down to the final four tonight and the actual winners tomorrow night on “So You Think You Can Dance.”
Have you picked your favorites? In case you’ve lost track, the final four are: Courtney G., Katee, Joshua and Twitch. The hoofing, spinning, splitting and cheerleader-style gymnastics begin at 7 tonight and 7 Thursday night on Fox.
And if you need more information than one human being can possibly consume, check out the Fox site.
Fox is so high on this show it has already been renewed it, and creator/executive producer Nigel Lythgoe already has announced he is leaving his behind-the-scenes job on “American Idol” to devote himself to his on-camera (he’s a judge) and off-camera roles on “Dance.”
ABC looks at ‘China Inside Out’
If you’re in the mood for a thought-provoking documentary as you settle in for 17 days of the Beijing Olympics, ABC’s got a winner in “China Inside Out.” The program airs tonight at 9 in place of “Primetime.”
The report by Bob Woodruff looks at predictions that we’re heading into “the Chinese century” and whether that’s a good or bad thing for the rest of the world. Woodruff, by the way, speaks Mandarin and began his journalism career covering the uprisings in Tiananmen Square in 1989.
With the Opening Ceremony of the Olympics coming Friday night, this is an intriguing and timely look at the global impact of China and the impact of the communist revolution.
Woodruff, you might recall, continues to recover from the traumatic brain injury he suffered in January 2006 while covering the Iraq war. The road back has been long, with many frustrations and setbacks, but Woodruff appears to be on top of his game with this special.
Debates could use snappy moderators
The Commission on Presidential Debates has named Jim Lehrer and Gwen Ifill of PBS, Tom Brokaw of NBC News and Bob Schieffer of CBS News as moderators of the three presidential debates and one vice-presidental debate.
For the serious-minded among us, this is good news. It means that neither Fox’s Bill O’Reilly nor MSNBC’s Chris Matthews will embarrass themselves, the candidates and the audience with loud, obnoxious questions.
Lehrer, of course, is the calmer-than-calm anchor of “The NewsHour,” and Ifill is the brainy and smooth moderator of “Washington Week.” Brokaw, of course, is NBC’s former anchor and current fill-in for the late Tim Russert on “Meet the Press.”
But wouldn’t it have been fun to have Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert alternate the four gatherings? Seriously, ratings would soar.
And John McCain and Barack Obama have been honing their comedy skills all through the campaign.
Opportunity lost …
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July 30, 2008
Ratings: broadcast=bad, cable=good!
You know we’re in the dry, dull days of summer when the top-rated show of the week is “American’s Got Talent” — followed closely by “Wipeout” and a weary rerun of “Two and a Half Men.”
Check out the full Nielsen Top 20 list.
When 10 million people are tuning in to a show that pokes fun at people trying to leap over big pink balls, you know you’re dealing with terminally bored viewers.
But I lift my spirits somewhat when I check out the Nielsen ratings for cable. Now that list has some good shows that reflect viewers’ good taste.
Last week’s top-rated cable program was TNT’s “The Closer,” which attracted 7 million quality-starved viewers. About 5 million viewers also tuned in for fresh episodes of “Saving Grace,” “Monk,” “Burn Notice” and ‘Law & Order: Criminal Intent.” That’s 5 million for each of those original cable shows.
Whole lot a’ shakin’ at “Big Brother”
Monday’s Los Angeles earthquake shivered the timbers at the “Big Brother” house, which I’m sure we’ll get to see repeatedly on the CBS reality show.
Caught on tape, the quake had the inhabitants wandering outside, trying to figure out what to do next — and possibly trying to figure out if an earthquake was really happening or if they’d gotten hold of a bad mojito.
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July 28, 2008
Emmys to get five reality hosts; Fox hoofers coming to Austin
Kicking off the official TV season on Emmy night, a handful of reality show hosts will be in charge.
The announcement shouldn’t have been a big surprise — the Emmys have been flailing around in search of viewers for several years. But the decision to rotate five reality hosts in the master of ceremonies role seems to me like the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences has given up any attempt to have the awards show celebrate true prime-time quality.
Sure, the nominated categories will include classy fare like “Mad Men” and “The Office,” and presumably all of the nominees will show up for the ceremony Sept. 21. But the hosts set the tone, and I just don’t see these folks serving up a classy tone. Howie Mandel? Oh, puleeze.
ABC’s telecast of the Emmys will feature, Ryan Seacrest of “American Idol” (last year’s solo host, a harbinger of this year’s pending disaster), Tom Bergeron of “Dancing with the Stars,” Mandel of “Dear or No Deal,” Heidi Klum of “Project Runway” and Jeff Probst of “Survivor.”
The ceremony’s executive producer, Ken Ehrlich, tried to justify the decision Friday be saying it was an attempt to “stay current with the state of television today.” Right. It’s a blatant attempt to lure the millions of people who watch reality shows.
And that would be fine if somehow watching the Emmys shoved viewers into paying attention to the really good (but sadly low-rated) shows out there like “Pushing Daisies” and “Friday Night Lights.”
Last year’s Emmy telecast was the second-lowest rated ceremony ever, with fewer than 13 million viewers tuning in. That’s about half the number that watches “American Idol” — and, lest we forget, Seacrest hosted that one.
So … maybe someone should explain to the Academy folks that viewers don’t watch reality shows for the hosts. They watch to see the real people who are competing.
Austin veteran on MTV tonight
A quick reminder: Austin’s own Lorenzo Zarate is one of three Iraq war veterans to be featured on MTV’s “Choose or Lose & Kanye West Present: Homecoming” (tonight at 9).
My colleague Patrick George wrote about Zarate’s surprise visit from famed rapper Kanye in today’s Metro section. In April, the Reagan High graduate, who suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder as a result of his war duties, agreed to participate in the documentary.
Viewers also can go to Chooseorlose.com and interact with the show and the veterans, find ways to take action on these issues and share their own thoughts on the subject.
Fox hoofers coming to the Erwin Center
The featured players in Fox’s hit summer reality show “So You Think You Can Dance” are coming to the Frank Erwin Center for an Oct. 12 performance. Tickets go on sale Saturday, Aug. 2 at 10 a.m.
Tickets are not cheap, starting at $35 and topping off at $54.50. For more information, call (512) 477-6060 or 1 (800) 982-2386 or order on-line at TexasBoxOffice.com.
The tour will feature routines from the TV show as well as new pieces choreographed for the tour. This year’s Top 10 dancers include: Chelsie H, Comfort, Courtney G, Katee, Kherington, Gev, Joshua, Mark, Twitch and Will.
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July 23, 2008
Net chiefs embarrassed by reality shows? Absolutely not!
Anyone expecting a network chief to be embarrassed by the influx of cheap reality shows is going to be disappointed.
As long as the show is cheap to produce and grabs a few million viewers, cheesy reality apparently remains a genre to be proud of — even something as low-class as the marriage-busting, polygraph-dependent “Moment of Truth.”
“You know, this is Fox,” shrugged the network’s entertainment president Kevin Reilly in Los Angeles last week. “We never give up on our DNA. I have no excuses for it.”
Stephen McPherson, ABC’s president of entertainment, was equally sanguine about one of his network’s seedier summer entries.
“ ‘Wipeout’ is just a really fun summer show,” McPherson told skeptical TV critics. “It’s pure escapism.”
McPherson said more episodes of “Wipeout” (that’s the one with the huge balls that an assortment of sad and usually overweight people bounce off of and into a mud pool) likely will be ordered, but probably only for airing in summer. In the most recent Nielsen ratings, “Wipeout” attracted more than 8.5 million viewers, making it seventh on the Top 20 list for that week in July.
It’s hard to argue with the success of some of these show, even though you’ve got to wonder about the appeal. Ranking up there along with the odious “Whipeout” in last week’s Top 20 were NBC’s “America’s Got Talent” (No. 2), Fox’s “So You Think You Can Dance” (5), NBC’s “Celebrity Family Feud” (12), Fox’s “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader” (15) and CBS’s “Greatest American Dog” (19).
Let’s just hope viewers will refine their tastes a bit when the really good scripted comedies and dramas return.
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July 8, 2008
"Bachelorette" chooses, Haas news stirs mud
Two observations about yesterday:
“The Bachelorette” must have made a true-love choice in last night’s finale.
And seriously, some of you guys are really mean-spirited about our local news folks.
SPOILER ALERT: We’ll dispense with the first obvservation first. “Bachelorette” DeAnna bypassed the classically cute Jason, a 31-year-old account executive, and handed her rose to Jesse, a professional snowboarding dude who looks more than a little goofy.
One can only wonder exactly what DeAnna’s attraction was to this Jesse guy, but love is blind and all that. Will the faux engagement turn into a real marriage? Don’t bet on it.
Now, back to the nasty response to our news that KVUE anchor Christine Haas is leaving Austin to take a job with KHOU in Houston.
Some of you just couldn’t have been nicer, some of you couldn’t have been more cynical and critical. That’s all good. But others, well, it’s a good thing that I get to delete inappropriate blog comments before they appear on line.
If you’re one of those nasty folks (and you know who you are), here’s the guideline for exclusion: no foul language, no exceedingly mean comments about physical attributes, no sexual references, no libelous comments or super-personal suggestions about a person’s private life.
The meanness that accompanied last night’s Haas-news blog spread to other local newsies in speculation about a possible replacement. Some of the comments may be appropriate for TMZ.com but not for this TV blog that proudly waves under the banner of this newspaper.
So keep those comments coming in — make them critical, make them snide and snarky, make them observational, whatever.
But ask yourself: Would I say this to the person’s face? If the answer is no, don’t write it in a public forum.
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July 7, 2008
"The Bachelorette" picks one tonight ... maybe
Tonight’s the night when DeAnna picks her lifetime mate … or not.
“The Bachelorette” has its big two-hour finale tonight at 7 on ABC. DeAnna Pappas, the 26-year-old real estate agent who’s been interviewing potential hubbies since May, plans to take her two finalists to Georgia to meet her family.
This is a standard event in these dating/courting shows, providing contestants ample time to make fools of themselves as they try to impress the parental units. Tonight’s schtick should be no exception.
After the Georgia trek, DeAnna will go on a final date with each of her remaining suitors and then accept or reject a proposal. You may recall that DeAnna has ample experience with televised rejection, having been selected and then NOT proposed to by Austin’s own Brad Womack on last season’s “The Bachelor.”
Will she want revenge now? Or will she want the big diamond and accompanying publicity that would go with a made-for-TV wedding?
Those of you who love this sort of semi-reality will be all a-twitter when the dramaq unfolds. I’m busy with a dirty patio — and just about anything else I can conjure up to do that does NOT involve faux romance.
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June 26, 2008
Check out "Hopkins 24/7" -- stat!
It may be filed under “reality TV” in various listing services, but ABC’s “Hopkins 24/7” is pure documentary. If you have to pick one network series to get hooked on this summer, this one, arriving tonight at 9, is it.
If the title sounds familiar, that’s because the series, set in Baltimore’s prestigious Johns Hopkins Hospital, had a summer run in 2000. One of the standout “characters” tracked in those episodes was a young woman from Houston who was battling a brain tumor. Unlike most TV shows, “Hopkins” revealed, after weeks of pulling for her recovery, that she didn’t make it.
Such is the way of real-world medicine, as opposed to “Grey’s Anatomy.” In the six episodes that begin tonight, we’re probably destined to get our hearts broken yet again — either by the patients or one of the over-worked doctors in the spotlight.
My memory may not be razor-sharp on the 2000 episodes, but the new batch seems to focus a bit more on the hospital folks who put their personal lives on hold for years of sleepless nights and grueling training.
One of the stand-outs in the first few episodes is Dr. Brian Bethea, a heart and lung surgeon whose dedication and brilliance at Hopkins is offset by his crumbling marriage at home. It’s a fairly typical scenario: wife puts career aside to put husband through medical school, kids arrive (perhaps too soon) and doctor has no time for family. Pain ensues.
One of the wrenching patient scenarios in the opener involves a young girl who survives a near-drowning but is diagnosed as brain dead. Her family agonizes over whether to keep her on life support.
These intimate portraits are not easy to watch, but the programs are gripping and deeply moving. A bit more fulfilling than, say, the screaming on “Wife Swap.”
Actors’ strike?
Knuckles are turning white all over Hollywood. On the heels of the crippling writers’ strike comes the threat of a strike by the Screen Actors Guild. The walkout could come as early as Monday, according to the Los Angeles Times.
The American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (AFTRA), which represents mostly TV actors, already has a deal in place (but not officially finalized by members); but SAG, which is bigger (70,000 members) and also represents many AFTRA members (40,000 actors are members of both), has not.
Contracts between actors and producers expire June 30. An extension could be put in place if negotiations appear to be productive, but the mood is said to be tense and somewhat dark right now.
Production on TV shows, usually on break in June and most of July, has revved up in case a strike shuts them down. If a few new episodes can be produced, the hope is that a strike would not fatally disrupt the fall season.
At issue, as usual, is the percentage of new media profits that producers are willing to share with actors. SAG claims producers have offered them less than the deal AFTRA appears poised to sign.
The good news in all this bad news? Bargaining continues. Stay tuned.
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June 25, 2008
Farewell to UT grad on MTV's 'Real World'
On tonight’s episode of “Real World,” the housemates learn the sad fate of a University of Texas grad who mentored some of them in their quest for careers in TV news and TV.
Brandon Schantz, a San Francisco, Calif. native who graduated from UT in 2002 with a degree in broadcast journalism, worked with the “RW” kids in this season’s Hollywood edition which began filming in early 2007. In the spring of that year, Schantz was diagnosed with lymphoma but continued working with the kids, even after undergoing surgery in October.
As the series was wrapping up, Schantz, then 27, died on Dec. 6. Tonight on “Real World” (at 9 p.m.), his death is revealed to the housemates, and Nick, in particular, takes it hard.
“He worked for me from 2000 to 2002, when I was at KEYE, and he was just a really special kid,” said meteorologist Troy Kimmel, the chief weather guy for KVET/KASE and a UT lecturer.
Besides the production internship at KEYE, Schantz also interned in the sports department at KXAN while he was at UT. After graduating, he became the sports director for a CBS station in Cheyenne, Wyo. — one of the youngest sports directors in the country at age 22.
The next step in Schantz’s career took him back to California, where he set up a successful production company in Los Angeles. He worked as a videographer with several music groups, including the quintet Rooney.
Friends and family are setting up an endowment in Schantz’s honor at UT’s College of Communication to fund summer internships for students hoping to go into broadcast journalism. Information on Schantz and the fund can be found here: http://brandonschantz.squarespace.com.
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June 24, 2008
'Wipeout' and 'Japanese Game Show' debut on ABC
Scratch tonight off your viewing calendar if you’re not a fan of reality TV. Or watch reruns on CBS, which is the only major broadcast network without reality shows tonight.
Two newcomers debut on ABC: “Wipeout” (7 p.m.) and “I Survived a Japanese Game Show” (8 p.m.). The former puts a series of ill-equipped participants through silly physical challenges, like leaping from one huge pink ball to another without falling into the mud pond below.
The latter sends 10 Americans to Japan to compete in one of that country’s legendary (and highly bizarre) game shows. Hilarity and humiliation ensue.
NBC, which loosely defines celebrity and talent, has “Celebrity Family Feud” (at 7 p.m.) and “America’s Got Talent” (8 p.m.).
The former features Wayne Newton, Vincent Pastore, Adrianne Curry, Christopher Knight, Corben Bernsen, Ice T and Margaret Cho battling with their families in a revival of the old show. The latter is the return of last season’s hit talent show that features everything from wannabe opera singers to sword swallowers.
Fox has “Hell’s Kitchen” all night, and even the CW has “Beauty and the Geek.”
If you punch the remote fast enough, you might be able to swirl all of these realities together for a truly surreal experience.
“Camp Rock” rocked
Friday night’s premiere of “Camp Rock” on the Disney Channel pulled innearly 9 million viewers between the ages of 9 and 14. That’s called a big-time kid/tween hit.
It’s not bigger than “High School Musical” or “High School Musical 2,” but it’s definitely one of the most-watched program among young viewers and all viewers of the calendar year.
“Camp Rock,” which surely will be repeated a gazillion times during the summer, features the wildly popular Jonas Brothers.
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June 12, 2008
"Project Runway" set to return July 16
Finally, at long last, Bravo has announced the fifth-season debut date for “Project Runway” — July 16 at 8 p.m.
Mark you calendars and plan accordingly. I’m thinking cocktails and an assortment of olives on premiere night. At the very least.
Returning to the runway, host/supermodel Heidi Klum heads a panel of industry luminaries, including fashion’s “big gun” Tim Gunn, designer Michael Kors and fashion expert Nina Garcia.
Gunn will once again act as mentor to the young designers as they take on weekly fashion challenges.
The 16 contestants will be whittled down week-by-week to the finalists who will get to show their own lines at New York’s famed Fashion Week.
This will be the final season for “Project Runway” on Bravo. You may recall that Lifetime, in a move that stunned fans and industry insiders alike, snatched the fashionista show for the sixth season in 2009.
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May 22, 2008
'Idol' runner-up Archuleta looked relieved ... seriously!
Did teddy-bear-cute David Archuleta look relieved to lose last night, or am I projecting?
The oft-trembling, weeping 17-year-old kid lost the “American Idol” title to 25-year-old rocker David Cook in last night’s mega-results show on Fox.
Instead of sagging to his knees and sobbing, as he has done when positive comments and thunderous applause were heaped upon him after a sterling performance, Archuleta grinned ear-to-ear and practically skipped off the stage when Cook’s name was called.
Despite Archuleta’s superior vocal skills, Cook was the worthier winner — in style, looks and temperament. It’s easy to see him commanding a major concert venue and keeping his cool amidst throngs of adoring fans.
Archuleta needs a couple of years to digest his new fame; then he’ll be ready. There’s no doubt he’ll land a recording contract and move on to fame and fortune. He’s just not ready.
Last night’s two-hour “Idol” finale moved pretty briskly, considering the occasional moments of excruciating “entertainment,” such as Donna Summer’s oddly unsure performance and a steady stream of so-so rockers — like George Michael.
My favorite moment? The vintage tape of Gladys Knight singing “Midnight Train to Georgia” with new background scenes doctored in featuring Ben Stiller, Jack Black and Robert Downey Jr., as her wannabe Pips. That was truly inspired.
As always, I worried a bit about Paula’s dangerous dress, which tended to shift in awkward places as she boogied to each song. When she moves and her dress top doesn’t, it’s scary. But all’s well that ends well. Nothing escaped.
Was the “Idol” result a shocking upset, as some pundits have suggested? Nah.
The tweeny-boppers who squealed so loud for Archuleta could never have out-voted the throngs who lifted Cook to victory. It’s easy to picture Cook on tour; it’s hard to imagine Archuleta out in the real world with only his overbearing stage dad to protect him.
Whew! Another “Idol” season over. Feels like school is out now, doesn’t it? Those of us who had become slaves to two nights of “Idol” AND two nights of “Dancing with the Stars” each week are finally free!
Now what?
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May 21, 2008
'Idol' crowns a David tonight, Kristi crowned on 'Dancing' last night
The Dueling Davids certainly gave viewers a contrast to ponder on “American Idol” last night, didn’t they?
Cute Kid (Archuleta) vs. Raspy Rocker (Cook). Nervous-to-the-point of trembling and weeping (Archuleta) vs. Laid-back-to-the-point of falling over and sleeping (Cook).
Judge Simon already has given the win to Archuleta, referring to the kid’s three-song performance as a “knockout” in an awkwardly themed boxing theme show. But tonight we’ll see if an upset is coming in the voting results show, starting at 7 p.m. and groaning on for two hours on Fox.
Doesn’t it seem like this season has lasted forever? I can barely remember the original contestants now. Does anybody even remember Chikezie now? How about scary biker chick Amanda Overmyer? So long ago, so far away.
After tonight, one David will be the Big Winner, while the other one could be an Even Bigger Winner. Some music industry folks believe the “Idol” contract is too restraining, and also-rans, after receiving tons of exposure and acquiring millions of fans through the show, actually make out better than the winner.
I mean, who do you remember most, Taylor Hicks or Chris Daughtry? Ruben Studdard or Clay Aiken? Tonight’s loser could very well be the real winner.
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May 20, 2008
'Dancing' winner crowned tonight, 'Idol' smackdown of the Davids tonight too!
Last night dancers danced; tonight the big mirror ball will be awarded on the “Dancing with the Stars” finale, a two-hour extravaganza, starting at 8 on ABC.
And (this is a BIG night for reality TV, folks) tonight at 7 the two Davids take to the stage for their final singing showdown on Fox’s “American Idol.” Wednesday night at 7, in a splashy finale sure to be filled with dozens of commercials and a few surprises, the 2008 winner will be crowned.
So much to watch, so much to say … where to start?
OK, since “Dancing” ends tonight, I’ll rush out onto a limb and predict that Kristi Yamaguchi and her partner Mark will win. And if they don’t, they should have won.
It’s swell that Latino heart-throb Cristian de la Fuente soldiered through the competition with a torn bicep tendon, but truth be told, he’s all hip-swiveling and blinding white teeth but little else. His partner Cheryl gets kudos for choreographing complicated dances for a one-armed man.
Surprisingly graceful (because he’s about 9-feet tall) football player Jason Taylor has been a thrill to watch, but, again, the super-skills just aren’t there. His partner Edyta does most of the moves and lets Jason swoop around and look elegant and gorgeous. Feet? Not so fabulous. And the Latin dances have been stiff.
That leaves Kristi. The knock on her from the beginning has been that, as an Olympic figure skater (not to mention Gold medal winner), she has a tiny, perfectly athletic leg up on the competition. She’s used to moving to music, she’s remarkably limber and she’s had some classic dance training. But, as Kristi pointed out in the beginning, she was not accustomed to even walking in high heels, let alone dancing in them.
So give her the mirror ball. It’s time for a woman to win anyway, after four seasons of guy winners. Oh, and Usher sings on the finale tonight.
Now, back to “Idol” where we know for certain that David will win after tonight’s showdown — we just don’t know which David.
If the tweeny-boppers have their way (and all those sequined cell phones start pumping up the votes tonight), 17-year-old David Archuleta will be crowned Wednesday.
But if more mature “Idol” fans come through, the recording contract will go to 25-year-old rocker David Cook, who has been spectacular and unique all season long.
Archuleta is cute as a teddy bear, but the next “Idol” needs to be edgier and more mature. Cute is fine for a TV show, but it’s probably not going to fill concert venues or sell CDs. That means the winner is/should be Cook.
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May 7, 2008
‘Sex' ends on Mother's Day, Jason (please) off ‘Idol' tonight
“Talk Sex” ends on Mother’s Day! Is there deeper meaning in the timing? We hope not.
Oxygen’s “Talk Sex” (11 p.m. Sundays), the sometimes shockingly frank call-in show hosted by 77-year-old Sue Johanson, bids farewell on Mother’s Day.
After six seasons on American cable TV (and 32 years altogether on the air), Johanson, a spritely Canadian nurse with a penchant for doling out sex advice, has decided to call it quits.
Oxygen insists it did not cancel the show, which is the network’s most popular late-night series.
“I’m going to miss playing with sex toys,” Johanson told the Associated Press.
Sunday night’s finale, appropriately, will feature the hostess-with-the-mostess counting down the year’s Top 10 Sex Toys.
Slacker Castro out tonight? Please?
Have “American Idol” voters finally come to their senses?
Let’s hope so, because if Jason Castro doesn’t get axed tonight, I’m gonna throw stuff at my TV.
We know the blue-eyed, dreadlocked Texan (and Aggie!!) has a following. No doubt. We just don’t know why.
Some might call his demeanor dreamy; I call it stoned. He drifts around the stage, batting his eyelashes, looking shy and totally out to lunch. A few weeks ago the cameras caught him yawning and practically nodding off as he waited to perform.
Last night, as if the slacker persona weren’t bad enough, Jason forgot the lyrics to his second song, Bob Dylan’s iconic “Mr. Tambourine Man.” If you’re going to mess up a Dylan song, mess up the tune, not the words. Dylan songs are all about the words.
At this point, I don’t really care who wins out of the remaining trio.
David Cook seems the most likely, but Syesha Mercado was brilliant last night. OK, I admit it. I actually cried during her performance of Sam Cooke’s “A Change Is Gonna Come.” Huggable boy-toy David Archuleta, a long-time favorite of the judges and screaming tweens, is a 17-year-old wunderkind with terrific talent — but missing some heat due to his boyish adorableness.
Just PLEASE get rid of Jason Castro. He didn’t belong in the Top 10, and he certainly doesn’t belong in the final.
Results are tonight at 8 on Fox.
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April 29, 2008
Another 'Dancing' dancer crumples
Another dance, another crumpled dancer.
“Dancing with the Stars” is proving that dance is more contact sport than performance artistry. In case you missed last night’s competition, Chilean TV star Cristian de la Fuente pulled a muscle in his bulging arm during a samba with pro partner Cheryl Burke.
It was obvious something was wrong when de la Fuente’s swiveling hips stopped swiveling — and, finally, when he dropped Burke on the floor in a big, feathery poof.
Host Tom Bergeron wasn’t quite sure what to do, so he went to commercial as the super-hunky (can teeth actually be that white?) Chilean grimaced and gripped his arm. After the break, the wounded bird, with an ice pack strapped to his arm, received his not-so-good scores: three sevens. Bummer. And possibly unfair.
We werer told that EMS had swooped in during the ad and diagnosed de la Fuente’s injury as a “severe muscle cramp,” but today more people are saying it’s a pulled muscle, which is different and worse. We’ll find out in tonight’s results show (8 p.m. on ABC) whether the actor will be able to twirl farther in the competition.
Last season Marie Osmond fainted and plopped to the floor. This year, pro dancer Derek Hough injured his neck during rehearsal and then later came down with food poisoning.
It’s surprising there aren’t more injuries on the live telecasts. The dances (Latin, ballroom, whatever) are difficult and highly athletic to begin with, and to show off on TV, the pros always load ‘em up with even more daring moves. Presumably the threat of bodily harm simplys adds to the drama.
Entertainment Weekly’s super-snarky take on the current “Dancing” season claims this is the worst of the show’s six seasons. I beg to differ. I think the celebrity contestants, especially bubbly Marissa Jaret Winokur, are an especially entertaining group — folks you really want to root for in the competition.
And, really, isn’t Cockney-accented judge Len Goodman a major hoot? Half the time you can’t figure out exactly what he’s saying, but it’s fun trying.
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April 21, 2008
Huh? President Bush on 'Deal or No Deal'
While John McCain, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are on the campaign trail trying to convince Americans they are just plain folks, President Bush pops up tonight on a give-away reality show, thus making himself the ultimate “regular guy.”
On “Deal or No Deal” (7 p.m. on NBC), Bush appears in a pre-taped message from the White House, thanking contestant Joseph Kobes for his service in the Iraq War. Kobe is an Army captain who received a Purple Heart and a Bronze Star during three tours of duty in Iraq.
The game show is taped and in the can, but NBC is keeping mum on Kobe’s quest for the $1 million prize. Did the presidential kudo and good-luck message help? We don’t know, but because Kobe says he wants to win the money to pay off his parents’ home, well, surely luck will be on his side.
‘Gossip Girl’ returns to TV but not Web
The CW is hoping to drive viewers to its teen saga “Gossip Girl” on TV, which is sort of an odd concept in this digital multimedia age.
The show returns tonight at 7 with new episodes, and for the next five weeks, the show will be available only on TV. Online streaming will not be available for these new episodes, but viewers can stream the previous 12 episodes on cwtv.com.
Why the focus on regular old broadcast TV? Network execs are probably thrilled with the pre-return buzz for “Gossip Girl” and hope to squeeze big bucks out of TV advertisers with the notion of an “exclusive showing.” Web ads, as we all know, don’t pull in the revenue that on-air ads do.
The CW will have post-episode interviews with creator Josh Schwartz, behind-the-scenes video of the case and contests for fans hosting viewing parties.
Cindy McCain co-hosts ‘The View’ today
So, now that Barbara Walters has had John McCain’s wife Cindy co-host “The View” (she’s on today at 10 a.m. on KVUE), won’t she have to invite Michelle Obama and Bill Clinton to co-host sometime in the near future, too?
Seems only fair. The stunning Miss Cindy isn’t/wasn’t simply a guest on the show; she is/was co-hosting with Walters. That’s a different level of exposure.
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April 15, 2008
Who shrunk the most on 'Biggest Loser?' And other hot stuff.
Who’s gonna be the big winner on “Biggest Loser?” We’ll find out tonight in the live finale at 7 p.m. on NBC.
This grueling competition among fat people desperate to shrink remains one of NBC’s biggest reality hits, and the big hype this time is that the show might finally have a female winner after five seasons of male triumphs.
If the promos are any indication, the crown tonight will go to the now-tiny and very muscular Ali, who has dropped almost 99 pounds and picked up the most amazingly ripped abs I’ve ever seen. Did they surgically tighten her skin after all those pounds disappeared? Maybe. Whatever. She looks fantastic now.
The other gal in the running is the beautiful blonde Kelly, who has lost lots of weight but still carries a slightly zaftig shape. Will viewers go for curves or washboards? We’ll see.
The two-hour finale, if tradition holds, will be rife with giggling, sobbing and other extreme forms of human emotion.
Cross your fingers today!
The Screen Actors Guild, minus former partner union AFTRA (American Federation of Television and Radio Artists), has begun contract negotiations with producers in hopes of avoiding a strike come June.
On the heels of the industry-crippling writers strike, an actors strike could prove doubly devastating to the entertainment industry — and especially television.
AFTRA broke away from SAG earlier this month, which was seen as a big negative for a peaceful settlement. But if SAG is successful, AFTRA, which begins its negotiations April 28, will feel strong pressure to follow suit.
Hillary and Colbert
Sounds like painful viewing, but Hillary Clinton has decided to risk a potentially embarrassing visit to Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report” on Thursday night (at 10:30). Just days before the Pennsylvania primary, the senator from New York will take on the fake right-wing political pundit Stephen Colbert.
Barack Obama declined the invitation, so the Illinois senator’s wife Michelle will joust with Colbert on tonight’s “Report.” Maybe Barack will pop in for a surprise visit.
John McCain and Mike Huckabee have fared well with Colbert, but there’s always a risk of leaving with egg splattered all over your face.
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April 8, 2008
'Idol' and 'Dancing with the Stars' dial 911!
Can all this health drama on reality shows be real?
It all started with Marie Osmond passing out on “Dancing with the Stars” last season. Thump! She hit the floor on live television. A quick commercial break covered the sprawling contestant, and by the time the show came back from the break, Marie was on her feet, batting those enormous false eyelashes and smiling.
This season professional dancer Derek Hough, who is paired with the increasingly fabulous (and amazingly long-legged) Shannon Elizabeth, snapped something in his neck during rehearsal and was sidelined with a neckbrace for a week. Heightened tension accompanied Hough’s performance last night, but the guy appeared to be miraculously healed after his ambulance trip to the hospital.
For tonight’s elimination (8 p.m. on ABC), look for a re-hash of the trials and tribulations suffered by the dancers. Cue the violins.
Meanwhile, over on “American Idol” (7 tonight on Fox), the season started with at least half the cast coming down with the flu, bronchitis and other voice-threatening viruses. Then last week, rocker David Cook made his very own ambulance trip after his already high blood pressure spiked and set off a wave of panic among the production crew.
It’s understandable that contestants on “Survivor” would suffer injuries and health woes, but you’d think song-and-dance competitions could avoid such emergencies. If hosts Ryan Seacrest (“Idol”) and Tom Bergeron (“Dancing”) collapse, we’ll know something’s fishy.
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March 31, 2008
Klutzes gone, 'Dancing' takes off!
Now that the gigantic (and gigantically clumsy) magician Penn Jillette and wooden tennis pro Monica Seles have been voted off the dance floor, “Dancing with the Stars” is getting good.
Tonight (7 to 8:30 p.m. on ABC) we’ve been promised a scorching hot tango by rapper-turned-hoofer Mario. And, by the way, the romance rumors already are swirling about Mario and his professional partner Karina Smirnoff. Both deny, natch, but the duo really can steam up the room.
It’s way too early to tell where this season will wind up, but in the early going, figure skater Kristi Yamaguchi has been getting the best scores from the judges — and deservedly so. Let’s face it, figure skaters are trained to be graceful, and many of the women skaters have ballet training.
But as Kristi pointed out in the first episode, when asked if she had an advantage over other competitors, she’s not used to moving her feet without skates on — and she’s not used to even walking in high heels, let alone spinning.
Priscilla Presley has surprised viewers and judges with her dramatic moves. It’s a crying shame her face doesn’t move as gracefully has her body.
As always, voting viewers will have the final say. If the judges give fabulous scores to a team that nobody votes for, that team doesn’t have a prayer. It’s a popularity contest as well as a dance contest, so contenders have to do the work and work the crowd.
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March 18, 2008
'Dancing' with stars and clunkers!
The guys were first up on the new season of “Dancing with the Stars” last night, and the half-dozen wannabes have, as the judges all said, a lot of work to do.
Only two were remotely pleasant to watch: Miami Dolphins defensive player Jason Taylor and 21-yearold R&B/pop sensation Mario. Both young men produced squeals of delight from the studio audience — and, presumably, a few female oglers at home.
With music in his bones (he does a little dancing on stage as a singer), Mario looked like a natural — graceful, sharp and full of charisma. Football fellow Jason looked a bit uneasy at first, prancing around a dance floor for the first time. But he’s so long and elegant-looking, with that blinding smile and soon-to-be-better dance steps, you just get the feeling that he might be the one to watch. Remember Emmitt Smith? Yep, some football players can cut a rug. Maybe it’s that competitive fire.
The most likely to be bumped quickly? Penn Jillette, the talkative half of the juggling illusionist team of Penn and Teller. Penn is large and clumsy and makes those turns like a battleship in a too-tight harbor. Also likely to exit soon? Radio host/comedian Adam Corolla. If you’re going to talk while you’re competitive dancing, you’ve got a focus problem. And he’s got one.
There’s always one “Dancing” contender who’s not very good but who charms voters into thinking he should continue, and that’s actor Steve Guttenburg this time. He was just so happy to be there he couldn’t stop yammering after his not-so-hot dance performance. Audiences love a happy hoofer, especially one with severely limited skills (we identify with him!), so I’m looking for Steve to stick around.
Chilean actor Cristian de la Fuente might have hot latino blood, as he mentioned multiple times in his predance feature segment, but he looks more like a bullfighter. Hunched back, dangling arms — not good. He’s very handsome and could improve, but expectations run high for a gorgeous latino, and Cristian was a major disappointment.
The ladies take to the dance floor tonight at 8:30 p.m. on ABC. Tennis great Monica Seles looks shockingly tall, doesn’t she? Let’s see if she can dance …
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February 19, 2008
New 'Dancing' celebs: They're h-e-e-e-e-r-e!
Surprise, surprise! The dozen semi-celebs who will compete in the sixth edition of “Dancing with the Stars” look better than usual — and they all improve so much that we could be looking at the best group ever.
When “Dancing” returns March 17 (on ABC), we’ll see actors, comics, athletes, singers and magicians. Last time it was a big deal that Heather Mills McCarthy, now entangled in a super-nasty divorce with Beatle Paul, competed. You might recall she has one fake leg but did a pretty decent job of hoofing it up.
This time around one of the celebrity dancers will be actor Marlee Matlin, who is deaf and might be able to hear the beat of the music but not the music itself.
In alphabetical order, here’s the twinkle-toe lineup, as announced last night on the truly dreadful spinoff “Bruno vs. Carrie Ann” finale:
ADAM CAROLLA — A Los Angeles TV and radio personality who hosts his own morning drive show. He’s also an actor-comedian who hosts Comedy Central’s “The Man Show” and the long-running radio show “Loveline” with Dr. Drew Pinsky.
CRISTIÁN DE LA FUENTE — A Chilean actor famous for Spanish-language telenovelas such as “Como ama una mujer.” He was also a regular on “Family Law” and “CSI: Miami.”
SHANNON ELIZABETH — Actress/model whose films include “American Pie” and “Scary Movie.” Models have bad luck on “Dancing with the Stars.”
STEVE GUTTENBERG — Actor who starred in “Police Academy,” “Three Men and a Baby,” “Short Circuit,” “Cocoon,” “Diner” and “The Boys from Brazil.”
MARIO — Multiplatinum selling R&B/pop singer and actor known for “Just a Friend” and “Let Me Love You.” He also appeared in the dance movie “Step Up,” which maybe should disqualify him.
MARLEE MATLIN — Academy Award winner for her film debut in “Children of a Lesser God,” the actor also had recurring roles on “The West Wing,” “The L-Word,” “Nip/Tuck” and “Desperate Housewives.” Deaf since early childhood.
PENN JILLETTE — The talking half of the famous illusionist team of Penn & Teller. The duo is a major attraction in Las Vegas.
PRISCILLA PRESLEY — Elvis’ ex-wife starred in the “Naked Gun” films and the popular nighttime soap “Dallas.” She looks incredibly clumsy, but maybe she’s not.
MONICA SELES — Tennis champ and holder of nine grand slam singles titles. After a spectator stabbed her in the back on the court, she lost her edge but returned for one final grand slam (Australian Open) in 1996.
JASON TAYLOR — Last year’s NFL Defensive Player of the Year, Taylor has played defensive end for the Miami Dolphins for more than a decade.
MARISSA JARET WINOKUR — Created the role of Tracy Turnblad in the hit Broadway musical “Hairspray,” for which she won a Tony and Drama Desk Award.
KRISTI YAMAGUCHI — An Olympic gold medalist (1992) and world champion, she’s one of the most popular skaters ever. Strong and graceful, she should ace the competition.
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February 18, 2008
'Bruno/Carrie Ann' finale: who cares? Except for one thing ...
The only reason to watch the bloated “Dance War: Bruno vs. Carrie Ann” finale tonight has nothing to do with the lame spinoff reality show itself.
No, the only reason to tune into ABC tonight is to see the next batch of celebrities revealed who will hoof it up on “Dancing with the Stars.” Who will be the next B-list celeb to drop 20 pounds and surprise us, as Marie Osmond did last time? Who will be the athlete who surprises us with his grace, as Emmitt Smith did the season before last?
“Dancing” returns to the network March 17, so mark your calendars.
“Bruno vs. Carrie Ann” was an ill-conceived spinoff featuring teams of singers/dancers under the direction of “Dancing” judges Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba. A desperate concept poorly executed, the show limps off the air tonight after the winning team is announced.
Oh, and host Drew Lachey performs, in case that thought gets you going. The two-hour finale, which has not been a strike-proof phenom like Fox’s equally awful but oddly popular “Moment of Truth,” might get a rating bump at the end, when the “Dancing” cast is scheduled to be announced.
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January 29, 2008
Danger! Babies on reality TV!!
I was preparing to spew forth about NBC’s frightening new reality show “The Baby Borrowers” when the network announced that the show will not premiere Monday, Feb. 18 as planned.
It’s not gone for good, but at least it’s gone for now. Whew.
What was this dreaded concoction? “The Baby Borrowers” is described by the creative publicity folks at NBC as “a unique social experiment.” They failed to mention that five children, including infants, might be placed in mortal danger.
The show would take five teenage couples and challenge them to parent children ranging in age from infant to toddler to preteen to young teen to senior citizen. The couples would live in real houses, work jobs and handle day-to-day responsibilities such as paying the bills, mowing the grass and, oh yes, taking care of the kids.
This concept not only sounds dangerous, it sounds depressing. There might be a greater mission in the producer’s mind than drawing a crowd. Maybe he hoped to highlight the perils of teen sex and pregnancy. But I doubt it. “Baby Borrowers” just seems like another shocking attempt to attract disaster-hungry viewers.
NBC says “Baby Borrowers” will “join the schedule at a later date.” In its place on Feb. 18 will be another kid-related reality show, “My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad,” which at least doesn’t sound quite as dreadful.
The replacement reality is described as a family-friendly version of “Fear Factor” — a competition pitting teams of fathers leading their kids through a series of stunts and challenges that test dad’s physical, mental and parenting skills. Winners get money to put toward their children’s future.
Sigh … still dreaming of an end to the writers’ strike and all this reality hoo-ha …
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January 16, 2008
'Idol' off to a good start
Alternately cringing and grinning, I made it through last night’s seventh season opener of “American Idol.”
OK, I didn’t just make it through … I secretly loved most of it. Usually I hate this phase of “Idol,” when the embarrassing parts squeeze out the entertaining parts. But last night was pretty darn good. I’m sorry.
The folks in Philadelphia led the audition episodes, with some genuine talent and a bevy of borderline nut jobs. But the best moment — and the one that signals this season just might be less cruel than last season in this stage — was the judging trio’s response to a sweet girl named Temptress.
The 16-year-old had a not-so-fabulous audition and tried to take the rejection like a grown-up, but tears began to flow and just wouldn’t stop. Paula, Randy and, yes, even Simon offered words of encouragement and then got up and group-hugged her. Then they walked her back to the lobby and told her mother how much they liked her — but not as a singer.
Sniff, sniff. Nicely done. Reality show with heart. Loved it.
Tonight we move on to the Dallas auditions, which, as evidenced by the promos, appear to have some of the strangest looking wannabes ever.
For all things “Idol,” be sure to keep up with my friend and colleague Gary Dinges, whose “Idol Chatter” blog is the best thing you’ll read on the blockbuster reality show, hands down. It’s smart, funny and totally cool.
Speaking of bloggers …
Austin PBS station KLRU is looking for submissions for its community journalism series “Docubloggers.” The topic for a special contest is “Reflections on Life in Central Texas.” The first-place winner will receive a video camera, and the winning video will be telecast on the series’ Feb. 21st episode.
Submissions that aren’t included in the telecast will be featured on the show’s online site at klru.org/docubloggers.
Videos should be between 30 seconds and 5 minutes in length and must be received by Feb. 15. Submit online at klru.org/docubloggers or send DVDs or tapes to Docubloggers Contest, KLRU-TV, P.O. Box 7158, Austin, TX 78713.
“Docubloggers” received a 2007 Lone Star Emmy for its pilot. The series airs Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. on KLRU.
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January 10, 2008
Oh, boy! Watch celebs slur and spit on VH1's 'Celebrity Rehab'
Voyeur TV reaches a new low (and that’s saying a lot) with the arrival of VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew” (9 tonight).
Dr. Drew Pinsky, a buff psychiatry professor at the University of Southern California, peeks in on his VIP patients at the Pasadena Recovery Center. A major camera hog, Dr. Drew, who also hosts the radio show “Loveline,” casts a semi-worried grin over an assortment of horrors, with scenes of actor Jeff Conaway (“Taxi,” “Grease”) by far the worst.
Slurring and slouched in a wheelchair, Conaway has a seizure and winds up in the emergency room. His speech is so incomprehensible that subtitles are used. Poor Conaway, who bombed out of another VH1 reality show (“Celebrity Fit Club”) to go to rehab, is the “star” of the first episode.
Dr. Drew describes himself as an “addictionologist” but seems more interested in celebrity meltdowns and tantrums and medical treatment of addiction. Detox? It’s there somewhere because promotional scenes depict various famous folk with their heads in toilets.
Other patients include Brigitte Nielsen, B-movie actress and former Mrs. Sly Stallone; Joanie Laurer, the wrestler known as Chyna Doll; and porn star Mary Carey. You get the drift.
“Celebrity Rehab” would be funny if it weren’t so seedy and sad. Not only are these patients struggling with addiction, they’re also struggling to retrieve their celebrity. What could be more depressing than someone so willing to be in the limelight that barfing on TV is a plus?
VH1 is promoting this trainwreck as an informational series about substance abuse and addiction. Shame, shame.
Look quick! New episodes tonight!
Several network shows return with new episodes, but in the case of the wildly popular “Grey’s Anatomy,” it’s the last one — at least until the writers’ strike is over.
“Grey’s Anatomy” (8 p.m. on ABC) deals with a medical emergency involving Dr. Bailey’s young son.
Also tonight, we have new episodes of ABC’s “Ugly Betty” (7 p.m.) and “Big Shots” (9 p.m.), CBS’s “CSI” (8 p.m.) and “Without a Trace” (9 p.m.) and NBC’s “My Name Is Earl” (7 p.m.), “30 Rock” (7:30 p.m.) and “ER” (9 p.m.)
Enjoy ‘em while they last.
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December 27, 2007
'Idol' planning time is here
For the truly “Idol” obsessed, Fox has announced a schedule for the first part of its seventh season of the blockbuster reality series, starting with the premiere and concluding with performances by the Top 12 contestants.
Mark your calendars accordingly:
“American Idol” returns with a two-night, four-hour extravaganza on Jan. 15 and Jan. 16. The Tuesday-Wednesday schedule featuring those ear-splitting rejects will continue for eight episodes and 10 hours. Lordy. The auditions, which draw wannabes from all over the country, were held last summer in San Diego; Dallas; Omaha, Neb.; Atlanta; Charleston, S.C.; Miami and Philadelphia.
The first “Hollywood Round,” at which point the truly awful allegedly will be gone, is Feb. 12. If you’re like me, this is the point at which you can watch “Idol” without cringing or cursing. The next night the Top 24 will be revealed. On Feb. 19 and Feb. 20, the top dozen guys and the top dozen gals will perform, with the elimination of two men and two women on Feb. 21.
Guys on Tuesdays, gals on Wednesdays and elimination announcements Thursdays will continue until the Top 12 are announced on March 6. All of which means the really talented folks will warble for the first time in a two-hour episode on March 11, with the single-contestant whacking process to begin on March 12.
The finale will air sometime in May. No date yet because Fox will want to drag this out as long as corporately possible with home-town visits and assorted “specials.”
“American Idol” has shown no signs of cooling off in its previous six seasons, and this new season — coming as it does in the midst of a strike-plagued season filled with reruns and uncertainty — could catapult it into the stratosphere.
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November 28, 2007
Bravo, Helio! 'Dancing' champ deserved the mirror ball
Suddenly my Mondays and Tuesdays are free … shall I read a book? Go to the gym? Or wait for the next edition of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars?”
Probably the latter. The other choices are way too taxing for this time of year.
Last night’s “Dancing” finale was fabulous. Brazilian race-car driver Helio Castroneves definitely deserved to win. Besides hoofing skills, he was by far the most fun contestant to watch. Host Tom Bergeron called it charisma, but to me Helio’s appeal was his infectious grin and the fact that he was having the time of his life and brought the audience along with him.
OK, “Scary Spice” Mel B was possibly the better dancer. And Marie Osmond, 48, might have been the sentimental favorite because of her in-season traumas and middle-aged years. But that rag-doll dance Monday night assured her departure in the first 20 minutes of last night’s finale. Bye-bye, Marie. You were funny and fun to watch.
Helio and his cute-as-a-button professional partner Julianne Hough sparkled for 10 whole weeks. There’s no way to know for sure, but I suspect Julianne brought in a good chunk of the votes herself. Bubbly and wildly talented, Julianne helped speed skating champ Apolo Anton Ohno win the dancing contest last season, too. She was as much of a draw as Helio.
While I enjoyed “Dancing with the Stars,” I have absolutely no interest in the upcoming spinoff, “Dance Wars.” Judges Carrie Ann Inaba and Bruno Tonioli will train a bunch of singers and dancers and compete as teams. Zzzzzzzz … Plus Drew Lache will host. Double-zzzzzzzz. Color me gone.
From Malcolm to homicidal maniac?
Yep, that seedy looking guy in tonight’s episode of “Criminal Minds” (8 p.m. on CBS) is Frankie Muniz, previously the adorable “Malcolm in the Middle.”
Muniz, who turns 22 on Dec. 5, plays a famous comic-book artist who, according to press material, “helps” the FBI team search for a serial killer in Los Angeles. What do you want to bet he turns out to be the serial killer?
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November 27, 2007
One last 'Dancing;' who will win?
It seems like forever ago, but it’s really only been 10 weeks since Wayne Newton, Floyd Mayweather and Mark Cuban lumbered onto the floor in “Dancing with the Stars.”
The rotten apples have long since gone (along with at least one really good one, Cheetah Girl Sabrina Bryan), so tonight at 8 we’ll have the bloated, two-hour results. If you’ve followed the show all season, you can skip all the recaps and tune into about the last 15 minutes for an end to the suspense and the crowning of the winner.
Who’s going to win?
Going on judges’ points alone, that would have to be “Scary” Spice Girl Melanie Brown. But public voting counts big in this competition, and Marie Osmond has a surprisingly ardent fan base. She’s been surrounded by lots of drama, which might have contributed to the appeal: She fainted, her father died and her son wound up in rehab. Plus she really IS fun to watch, all grins and gumption.
But Marie’s rag-doll freestyle dance last night might have killed her chances. The usually fawning judge Bruno Tonioli described it as a bizarre combination of “Baby Jane and the Bride of Chucky.” That was too kind. It was awful.
Race-car champ Helio Castroneves also has been a huge fan favorite this season, in no small part because of his enthusiasm, mile-wide smile and his hugely talented partner Julianne Hough. He’s probably improved the most as a dancer and has had the most fun of anybody. Voters like that.
After winnowing to three from the original dozen, “Dancing” is down to one final surprise, and I can’t really pick a winner. How about you?
NBC renews two newcomers
With the writers’ strike now in its fourth week, it might be a moot point, but NBC has given full-season renewals to “Chuck” and “Life.” The former isn’t a big surprise, but the latter sort of is — “Life” has been sagging sadly in the ratings.
And speaking of the strike, negotiations are continuing this week between the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers. The talks are being conducted in secret and under a media blackout, so we don’t have a clue what’s happening.
But as long as they’re talking, there’s hope.
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November 21, 2007
'Dancing' toward the finale!
Jennie Garth, whose career peaked years ago on “Beverly Hills 90210,” was sent packing on last night’s “Dancing with the Stars” semifinal — after delivering her best performance ever Monday night. Go figure. Maybe viewers got tired of watching her do that weird thing with her mouth.
Left to twirl again in next week’s finale are Marie Osmond, whose popularity has grown from week to week (sympathy for fainting? losing her father? slogging through a divorce? 16-year-old son in rehab?); charismatic race car champ Helio Castroneves; and super-muscular “Scary” Spice Girl Melanie Brown.
Poor Jennie. Just when she got her confidence going and seemed to finally be enjoying herself. Zapped like a bug at a barbecue. The Yummy Mummy, as the ridiculously effusive judge Bruno Tonioli dubbed her, ended her competitive hoofing career with a fragile grin.
What next? Helio consistently lands the highest scores, but Marie and the entire Osmond clan apparently remain beloved icons among the viewing public. Don’t be surprised if she wins that huge, hideous trophy — unless her dances next week are marred by total ineptitude or crashing falls.
The final performance airs Monday with the winner crowned on Tuesday. So far this season, ABC’s hot reality show has sucked in more than 28 million viewers each week.
‘Bachelor&’ Finale Part II
Rumors or wishful thinking? Tuesday, after Monday night’s ridiculous no-proposal conclusion to Austinite Brad Womack’s run on “The Bachelor,” rumors swirled that something interesting might happen on Tuesday night’s “After the Final Rose” episode.
Wrong. Nothing happened. Absolutely nothing. Brad did not change his mind and pop the question to DeAnna or Jenni — or any of the other rejects — as had been speculated on talk radio.
Looking more and more like a sad-eyed loser, Brad tried to explain himself to the women he dumped — thus revealing why the guy owns a bunch of bars in Austin but can’t seem to find a date in his home town.
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November 20, 2007
'Bachelor' ripoff
It’s the journey, not the destination.
If you believe that, maybe you aren’t feeling ripped off by last night’s “Bachelor” finale. But if you think the destination has some merit, you must be royally ticked off that Austin bar owner Brad Womack bailed on his assignment.
He was supposed to pick from two finalists — Jenni and DeAnna. And he led us on with his pained decision-making, fretting and oodling over both as “almost perfect.” Turns out almost wasn’t nearly enough, and when it came time to bestow the engagement ring, Brad wept and faded to black.
Cluck cluck.
Boy, if that doesn’t sound the death knell for “The Bachelor,” I don’t know what will. For weeks we’ve been led on by the winnowing process. We’ve watch the oh-so-sincere Brad bloke babble on about how special each and every contestant was.
Turns out Brad, like a gazillion other woeful bachelor types, suffers from fear of commitment.
In the early going of the finale, Brad shopped for a ring, agonized over his breaking heart, ditched Jenni and decided that DeAnna would be the perfect wife. Then he stiffed DeAnna.
Tonight all the ladies will return and, we hope, bash Brad to smithereens for leading them all on. What a waste of time.
Katie Couric speechless?
CBS News writers haven’t had a pay raise in three years and are likely to go on strike Monday.
Does that mean Katie Couric, anchor of the once-hallowed “CBS Evening News,” will open her mouth but nothing will come out? Probably not, but she won’t sound as (a) smart or (b) clear. Writers are important to joke-spouting sitcom stars, but, really, news writers are essential.
Let’s hope talks will resume soon. The two sides haven’t sat down to negotiate since January (‘07).
The entertainment folks are finally sitting down to talk Monday, so maybe the newsies will join the goodwill.
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November 19, 2007
'Bachelor' concludes, 'Dancing' showcases final four
Tonight is a big night for reality TV, although I’m struggling to care about the season finale of “The Bachelor” (9 p.m. on ABC).
I know I should care, because the “Bachelor” himself is noted Austin bar mogul Brad Womack. But this show has always given me the creeps — women begging for a man but really hoping for national TV exposure and maybe a modeling career to go with it.
If these people are all so beautiful, why can’t they find true love without competing?
But that’s just me. I guess it’s no different from the old “Dating Game,” but I just think we should have moved beyond this kind of TV matchmaking.
Having gotten that out of my system, for those of you who do care, tonight Brad is supposed to pick between Georgia real estate agent DeAnna and Phoenix Suns dancer Jenni. (Is it just me, or do these women look disturbingly alike?)
The teases for the show indicate a surprise finale — something that’s never happened before. My guess: Whoever Brad picks will turn him down. Will he then move on to his second choice? Or do the right thing and come home to Austin, where many fabulous women will be waiting?
A bigger finale surprise might be that we’ll find out that Brad’s twin brother Chad has been the pretender all along, and since he’s married, no selection will be made.
On a happier note (at least for me), “Dancing with the Stars” (tonight at 7 on ABC) showcases the final four couples. Will Marie finally get the boot? Or Spice Girl Mel B? Surely not race car champ Helio? Maybe lip-licker Jennie? Dancing is tonight; results revealed tomorrow night.
Strike: Day 15
Finally, we have reason to hope that the already crippling writers’ strike will end before we’re all driven to toss our HDTVs in the trash.
Over the weekend, the Writers Guild of America and the Alliance of Motion Picture and Television Producers agreed to re-start negotations on Nov. 26. Talking is a step in the right direction, so we’ll keep our digits crossed.
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November 15, 2007
'Runway' is off and running ... Are you a 'Beauty' or a 'Geek'?
Have you recovered from your “Project Runway” bash last night? If so, good for you. If the season opener is still lingering on your TiVo, consider this your SPOILER ALERT and read no further.
Nobody had to craft a ball gown out of garbage bags, so we weren’t treated to any major creativity challenges. I think I could probably design something attractive with access to $50,000 worth of fabric, but nobody asked me to …
No matter how many babies Heidi Klum has, she always looks to be in spectacular shape. We hate her for that. And don’t you just want to smear peanut butter all over the perfectly turned out Tim Gunn? Really, this guy doesn’t have a piece of lint on him. It’s unnatural.
Meeeeeow! Now that we’ve got that out of the way:
“Project Runway” got off to a bang last night, booting the poorly equipped Simone right off the bat. Good riddance. I’m not putting any money on UT grad Elisa to stick around for long either. Sweet-natured Heidi ripped her pretty badly. We’ll see how the remaining 14 blossom (or fade) in the weeks ahead.
For constant commentary on “Runway” as the season progresses, count on American-Statesman fashion writer Marques Harper to keep you posted in his blog.
Are you a beauty? Or a geek?
Casting directors for the CW’s reality show “Beauty and the Geek” are in town searching for beauties and geeks for the show’s fifth season.
If you think you qualify in either category — and long to become a reality TV star — the casting call is today (Thursday) from 3 to 6 p.m. at the DoubleTree Suites at 303 W. 15th St. Be sure to let us know if you make the cut!!
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