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Jessica Alba’s wiggle
And you thought math homework was boring. After exhaustive research, mathematicians at Britain’s Cambridge University have calculated the ideal waist-hip proportions for the perfect sexy feminine walk. And the woman with the world’s best wiggle is … drum roll please … American actress Jessica Alba.
The “Fantastic Four” star beat out other actresses including Eva Longoria, Angelina Jolie, Kate Moss, and even Marilyn Monroe.
The research was serious stuff. According to Cambridge, a woman with a waist size exactly 70 percent of her hip measurement is a woman with the more angular swing and bounce to the hips that makes for the perfect sexy wiggle while walking.
So with a 25-inch waist and a 36-inch hip, Alba boasts the ultimate in girlish struts. Interesting. Now if only we knew how much government funding went into this project.
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By BlueMoon
August 31, 2007 8:38 AM | Link to this
She won because she’s perfect. :)
By George Carter
August 31, 2007 8:39 AM | Link to this
Nothing wiggles like my MAN.
By Quagmire
August 31, 2007 9:47 AM | Link to this
Giggity Giggity Goo!
By STORM WARNING
August 31, 2007 9:50 AM | Link to this
To: GEORGE Funny how a flamer like you would use this forum to boast about your liberal homosexual endeavors. No one wants to hear all the gory details, save it for the Midtown rags..
Jessica rocks!!!!!!
By Gary
August 31, 2007 10:02 AM | Link to this
Jessica Alba is the sexiest woman alive. She is perfection personified.
By DJ
August 31, 2007 10:17 AM | Link to this
to: STORM WARNING Funny how a home-schooled, knuckle-dragging troglodyte such as yourself would use this forum to spew your ignorant homophobic prejudice. No one wants to hear how stupid and full of hate you are, save for the other pointy-hat wearing, terbackey-chewing, “god-fearing” losers you drink crappy canned domestic beer with. What a life.
By STORM WARNING
August 31, 2007 10:41 AM | Link to this
DJ
Nice use of the English language… but calling me a caveman is a compliment, thanks! So, it appears not all ghetto-dwellers who were raised in FREE Section 8 housing opted out of their free-for-all lifestyles and actually learned to read! Wow, you should be applauded for making it out alive and in one piece. You can thank me later for paying your way through life, while you continue to leech off the teat of this great nation. Don’t you have some “cruising” you could be doing at the airport bathroom or something? Last check the Senator from Idaho implicated DJ as the ringleader of the bathroom hookups! TSK..TSK… I guess your time is going to come too..
Adios, queerbo!!!
By Hellinahandbasket
August 31, 2007 10:54 AM | Link to this
Funny how two people would use this forum to be nasty to each other, it’s very silly and immature…take it to a chat room boys and girls.
Alba deserved to win.
By dawg_gone_truth
August 31, 2007 10:58 AM | Link to this
George, DJ, Stormy you are all fighting like knuckle heads, who cares about anothers sexual preference, how does being gay or straight affect ones character? Anyway, I think Salma Hayek got ripped off on this study, if she dropped her panties and had a zinger, guess I would be gay.
By William
August 31, 2007 11:34 AM | Link to this
There was once a long running joke on the Cosby Show that Leanna Horne was the only woman that Cliff would leave Clair Huxtable for. Well, Jessica Alba is my Leanna Horne. She has always been extremely sexy, and appears to be genuine at heart. Now, I have the science to back it up! ;-)
By bmdawg
August 31, 2007 11:36 AM | Link to this
She must be made of jelly because jam just don’t [wiggle] like that.
By JanetFreak
August 31, 2007 11:58 AM | Link to this
You people must be mad! Janet Jackson is way hotter!
By couch_potato
August 31, 2007 12:33 PM | Link to this
JANET IS TOOOO OLD.
By couch_potato
August 31, 2007 12:38 PM | Link to this
Now EVE….YES!
By Shawny
August 31, 2007 12:41 PM | Link to this
Jessica is SO FINE!
By Thisishilarious
August 31, 2007 12:56 PM | Link to this
You know, you all need to get a grip. Back up off Storm, as he has a right to his opinion just like any of you other people. You like your man’s wiggle dude, fine like it (YUK), you all like Jessica’s wiggle, fine LIKE IT. It never hurts to dream huh?? lol
But for the record, I personally think, in my own opinion (of which I AM entitled) you should all GET A LIFE!!!
Storm, the way you expressed yourself shows your sheer intelligence, and that makes SOME people feel inferior (they can look this word up if need be). Compared to the jealous responses you received, it definitely shows us ALL, that not all appreciate, or understand, such excellent grammar, LET ALONE SPEAK SUCH!!!
Keep up the good POSTS! ;-) I am still laughing now!
By Hurtin
August 31, 2007 1:37 PM | Link to this
All I know is every time I see her I want to get in her really, really bad.
By Thisishilarious
August 31, 2007 2:04 PM | Link to this
lol good lord! U all are hurtin for real! lol
Keeps me laughing though!
Thanks! :-)
By Maheen
August 31, 2007 4:57 PM | Link to this
She’s soo not gorgeous Megan fox is soo much sexier! Adriana Lima <3
By ex-Senator Craig
September 1, 2007 7:40 PM | Link to this
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the bootie of the cutie and the heat of the meat.