Leslie Gray Streeter

MTV VMAs: 10:04 - Fall Out Boy! And capes!

Ringtone of the Year? I am officially the old prospector in the westerns who sits around on the porch of the general store, shaking his cane at the horses and scaring off the varmints. The winner is that cloying "Where'd You Go" song by Ft. Minor. I would never answer the call of a guy who had that as a ringtone. Another reason that I am not 15.

One of the fun things about the newer bands are the wacky costumes. We're past just sad-looking guys in greasy Ts staring at their shoes hoping no one looks at them. Fall Out Boy is presenting Panic! At The Disco, doing "I Write Sins, Not Tragedy." Not my thing, because its "Ooh, we're subversive" vibe is written so obviously on its Neo-Goth forehead. But again - fun costumes. Heatherette meets Miss Havisham.

Just stop cursing at me, sonny.