Leslie Gray Streeter

8:52 Oscar time: Regretting that phone thing now, ain't-cha Russell?

Watching this montage of biographical movies bears witness to what I have always believed was the Oscar routing of all time - Al "Hoo-ah!" Pacino winning the Best Actor Oscar in 1992 over Denzel Washington's fierce Malcolm X and Robert Downey Jr.'s Charlie Chaplin. Grrr.

Russell Crowe looks so contrite, so nice, so "If I give that guy I hit with the phone $100 million right now, can ya'll wedge me into Best Actor? Puh-leaze?"

You oughta think about that next time you reach out and touch someone...with a heavy piece of plastic.

Jon just made a joke about Rachel McAdams being fully clothed, a slap at that tacky "Vanity Fair" cover she was bumped off of for supposedly not being nekkid in a threesome with Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman, who I always thought were the same person.

Supporting Actress...My friend Missy just called to say that Michelle Williams looks like Big Bird's little sister, Birdy Bird, in her canary yellow dress that's fanning out around her face like she's the world's prettiest sunbeam.

Rachel Weisz - classy lady, especially to look so elegant when she's 37 months pregnant. It would be so much more respectful of her speech, which is about the people of Africa and the world who put their lives on the line to protect human rights, without the piano tinkling of Buddy the Lounge Singer as she's trying to speak. It's like Happy Hour at the Leopard Lounge up in here